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Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast. We're so glad you're here.

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Speaker 1: And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of

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Speaker 1: the week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, the best parody that you'll hear well,

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Speaker 2: at least today.

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Speaker 1: All right, it's coming up right here in this podcast.

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Speaker 3: Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Remember when you volunteered to baby sit for Brooks dog

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Speaker 4: for a weekend. Yeah, and instead she forced you to

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Speaker 4: clean her entire house top to bottom.

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Speaker 1: She did such a good job.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: What would you say was the number one piece of

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Speaker 4: clutter in Brooks house? Is it discarded candy wrappers or

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Speaker 4: random pieces of driftwood that Brook collects and adds googly

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Speaker 4: eyes to and then tries to pass it off as

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Speaker 4: art to the local senior center.

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Speaker 5: What for the wine bottles are we not going to

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Speaker 5: talk about?

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Speaker 4: I asked, because Google Trends just came out with a

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Speaker 4: list of which items get the most searches for how

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Speaker 4: to properly dispose of them, and they broke it down

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Speaker 4: by state, So of course you get a lot of

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Speaker 4: the typical stuff like and cans, and a lot of

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Speaker 4: the states recycling.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking okay, like bodies broke active material.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of people want to know how to

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Speaker 4: dispose of batteries and outdated tech like old TV remotes

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Speaker 4: and phones. But then there were states with the weirder,

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Speaker 4: more specific searches.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what do we got to.

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Speaker 4: Like people in Ohio and Vermont want to know how

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Speaker 4: to properly recycle wrapping paper.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to get the craft paper, which is

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Speaker 2: it's not as pretty, but it's just like it looks

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Speaker 2: like a paper bag.

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Speaker 3: Gott's put it in the fire.

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Speaker 4: In Nevada, Christmas trees. They don't know how to get

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Speaker 4: rid of the Christmas trees.

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Speaker 1: Well, my homestate, you just burn them.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Fire.

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Speaker 4: In Colorado, the top search was how to dispose of paint.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a hard one.

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Speaker 3: I want to over the neighbor's fence. Yeah, whatever you

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Speaker 3: want to do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, as long as it's got leaden.

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Speaker 4: For Tennessee, it's plastic bags. Oh man, don't dispose of those.

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Speaker 4: You tie them up and you put them underneath your

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Speaker 4: sink for like years and years, you.

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Speaker 7: Yourself, Yeah, but you never do.

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Speaker 4: For Florida, it's red solo cups, which totally makes sense

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Speaker 4: now let's bring breakers over. Those beaches are crowded with

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Speaker 4: them the ocean.

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Speaker 1: That was a joke Jo.

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Speaker 4: For Louisiana, also on brand Marty Gras.

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Speaker 1: Beads, Yeah, oh those are just a waste.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And for Indiana because of recent events, it's eclipse glasses.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because that was like right through the path

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Speaker 4: of totality, went right through Indianapolis.

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Speaker 1: I just threw away ours.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I'm like, I'm not saving these till

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Speaker 2: twenty forty four.

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Speaker 7: There's gonna be some sea turtles.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god.

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Speaker 9: With sunglasses, I can't see anything.

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Speaker 1: My mom did want me to save them. She's like,

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Speaker 1: well they'll be useful again. I'm like two hundred years.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: It explains the clutter in your house.

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Speaker 4: And for our show, the number one items to recycle

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Speaker 4: is dog shock collars. We've burned through these babies every

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Speaker 4: single day. We're gonna do it one more time when

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Speaker 4: we send it over to digital. Jake, let's go, Jake, grab.

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Speaker 8: Your boomerangs and prepare to get squeezed tighter than Chris

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Speaker 8: Hemsworth curling a koala. Because it's National Hug and Australian Day.

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Speaker 8: It's where we show our love to our vegemite loving

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Speaker 8: friends from down on Down Day. If you've never been there,

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Speaker 8: you may not realize a lot of places in Australia

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Speaker 8: have strange or quirky sounding names, either based on the

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Speaker 8: Aboriginal language, or it could be because they drink a

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Speaker 8: lot and you never really know what they're saying. That's

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Speaker 8: why today I'll give you the name of a place

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Speaker 8: in Australia and you have to tell me if it's

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Speaker 8: real or made up. In a special Assie edition of Lentilente.

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Speaker 8: We'll start with the woman who can do a perfect

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Speaker 8: Australian accent. That's Alexis. Alexis. Give us an example. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: like I said, perfect Alexis. Your place could be real

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Speaker 8: or made up. It's called Frog's breath Fall. Oh is

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Speaker 8: that a real Australian place? And we make that up?

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Speaker 8: Frogs breath Fall?

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Speaker 5: And I have to say, first of all, my college

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Speaker 5: roommate was from hopefully not spoiler, a place called Gimby.

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Speaker 3: Everyone has a hitch in their walk from.

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Speaker 8: There, so I don't know.

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Speaker 1: She got teaser whole time, so I could see someone

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Speaker 1: being from here. I'm gonna say it's real.

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Speaker 8: Jake Alexis says, Frog's Breath Falls is real.

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 8: We made that one up. Alexis is out shipped off

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Speaker 8: to Gimby with your friends. Bok, it's your turn.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 8: Your town is called Woo lou Muloo. Is that a

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Speaker 8: real Australian place? Did we make that up? I can

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Speaker 8: spell it for you if you'd like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I want it spelled w.

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Speaker 8: O O l o o m o o l o oo.

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Speaker 1: Can I add that to the top.

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Speaker 4: Of my vacation or your next baby name?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love it.

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Speaker 8: It has to be real, brook says Woo Lou Muloo

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Speaker 8: is a real place. It is. Come on, it's a

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Speaker 8: real place. That's a suburb of Sydney. Brooks still in it, Jose.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna need you to brace yourself for this town. Jose.

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Speaker 8: Your Australian place could be realer fake. It's doo Dooo town,

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Speaker 8: the real Australian place that we.

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Speaker 4: Make that up.

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Speaker 2: My kids are gonna love hearing if this is a

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Speaker 2: real place lives better.

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Speaker 9: It reminds me of when I watched the Phillies playing

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Speaker 9: the Pittsburgh Pirates. Yeah zero zero and it said poop

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Speaker 7: It was so bunny.

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Speaker 9: So just because it's been in my life, I guess

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna say this is real.

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Speaker 8: Jose says Doodoo Town is real. It is. Come on, yeah,

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Speaker 8: that's real. That's a coastal village in Tasmania. Yeah, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 8: were over.

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Speaker 1: To you the great rivalry of Do Town versus wool.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey, your location is Whoop whoop Wasteland.

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Speaker 1: To raise the roof to this.

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Speaker 4: Stuck in the eighties and nineties in this town Australia.

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Speaker 4: I mean with if Wooloo Malou and Doo Dooo Town

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Speaker 9: There's nothing that can.

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Speaker 1: Fronz bread out so normal. I heard your guys, I

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Speaker 1: would have said it.

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Speaker 3: Was tell me woop woop Wasteland is real.

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Speaker 8: Jeff said, Whoop woop, Wasteland's real. It is.

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Speaker 1: They would never put Wasteland on.

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Speaker 3: Paradise Australia.

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Speaker 8: All Wasteland Brook your location Sizzling Sausage Springs.

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Speaker 7: Why are we so hungry?

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Speaker 8: Cousin the cousins making bays Sizzling sausage Springs real or

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Speaker 8: made up a freaking candyland.

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm hungry. I'm gonna go it's fake though, Jake said.

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Speaker 8: Fake it is, yes, Jose, Jose, we're up a sudden death.

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Speaker 8: Now you get this right, you win, you get it wrong,

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Speaker 8: and Brook wins. Your location is Humpty dew a real

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Speaker 8: Australian placer.

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Speaker 9: Did we make it ups the homeland?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna say real on the backside of Buggery Mountain.

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Speaker 8: Jose says, Humpty do is real?

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Speaker 10: That is.

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Speaker 8: That's real. It's in the Northern Territory. Jose wins today's

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Speaker 8: edition of.

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Speaker 4: All Right, mate, Jose gets it right, so he gets

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Speaker 4: to choose who gets shocked and they're gonna be singing

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Speaker 4: down Under by men at work.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I feel like I want to give it

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Speaker 9: to Alexis because her friend lives there. I feel like

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Speaker 9: she should have known every city and.

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Speaker 1: There clearly was a terrible tour guy. Do you come

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Speaker 1: from a land down Under where what? I couldn't remember

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Speaker 1: that one? I think you're gonna be banned from ye

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Speaker 1: put you in.

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Speaker 3: Doo town after that one.

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Speaker 4: That's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: This justin.

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Speaker 4: A Belgian man who was suspected of ving under the

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Speaker 4: influence just got acquitted for the most unusual defense you've

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Speaker 4: ever heard. It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. Three separate

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Speaker 4: doctors confirmed the reason that he was intoxicated, Yeah, was

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Speaker 4: because he has ABS.

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Speaker 3: Auto brewery syndrome.

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Speaker 2: Wait.

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Speaker 4: What, it's a rare condition where your body takes in

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Speaker 4: carbs and naturally produces alcohol.

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Speaker 1: Shot.

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Speaker 2: His body can turn water into wine.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you know much money?

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Speaker 4: I would say, And he had two sandwiches that day,

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Speaker 4: no beers, and proceeded to drive home and his body

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Speaker 4: turned the sandwiches into booze and made him drunk.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so he still gets drunk. That's not cool, not

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So now, unfortunately for him, the court case lasted

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Speaker 4: much longer than it ever should have because he actually

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Speaker 4: works at a brewery. Oh no, So all the jurors

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Speaker 4: were like, really, it works had a brewery and he

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Speaker 4: wasn't just completely hammered, Yes, but no, it was ABS.

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Speaker 4: ABS is a real thing, and it affects five people

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Speaker 4: out of every million in the world.

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Speaker 8: Can you imagine getting.

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Speaker 7: Pulled over and be like you're slurring?

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Speaker 8: Are you okay?

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Speaker 9: And you're like, I'm sure, like four crackers.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, doctors think it's severely undiagnosed.

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Speaker 3: There could be a lot more people than have this.

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Speaker 1: Does that explain my behavior?

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Speaker 4: Or it's why Alexis is always the most trash person

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Speaker 4: at every wedding that we go to.

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Speaker 1: Exactly because you're not doing your low carved diet clad cakes.

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Speaker 3: Turned into seafood vodka.

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Speaker 1: Time's get to.

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Speaker 4: All things have an explanation, including Laser Stories, which is

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Speaker 4: coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that

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Speaker 4: just launched a new cell phone company with Robert de

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Speaker 4: Niro called You Talking to Me? In their new ad campaign.

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Speaker 4: Tonio gets in a screaming match with the can you

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Speaker 4: hear me now?

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Speaker 6: Guys?

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Speaker 2: I like it? I like it?

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Speaker 4: Can you hear me now?

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Speaker 7: You talking to me?

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Speaker 8: Can you hear me now? You talking to me?

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Speaker 9: Back and forth?

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Speaker 4: Does it even matter anymore? Can't we all just get

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Speaker 4: along and read laser stories the second where we're talking

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Speaker 4: about the weird news stories around the globe, just like

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Speaker 4: everyone else does, except we have a laser and those

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Speaker 4: other mint Mobi dopes just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 4: is out of Lawrence County, Indiana. Thirty four year old

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Speaker 7: To the driveway.

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Speaker 1: Hey honey, get the throat.

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Speaker 3: Get a flamethrower legally flamethrowing dog.

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Speaker 1: You could have a flamethrower as well. You should not, you,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, take them to Obedian school. I'm sure it'll be fine.

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Speaker 4: Nobisco announced a new flavor of Oreo coming out next month,

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Speaker 4: That was the last month snack. Well, this one is

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my kids would be all over this.

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Speaker 1: So they are the disgusting humans that go to the

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Speaker 1: I mean there's such natural colors. It looks like they

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Speaker 4: No, I mean it, sour cookies just there's something wrong

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Speaker 9: I just want Sour Patch to do chocolate, little guys,

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Speaker 4: Back off. This next laser story is out of social

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Speaker 4: Twenty six percent of people say they're always or often

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Speaker 4: It's the he's an optional tipping that shows up on

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Speaker 1: So simple.

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Speaker 10: On Monday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be amazing to have a bunch of extra

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Speaker 9: If anybody says no to that, please stop listening.

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Speaker 1: I know I've always wanted to be reborn.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not even talking about being a US congressman.

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Speaker 9: Take that, Kansas Senator Roger Marshall.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we've been beating so hard online in that Senator.

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Speaker 4: But there's a new side hustle trend that's been taken

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Speaker 4: Doesn't it feel like everybody has a side hustle going

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to name any names.

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Speaker 4: She don't, and Brook has her conglomerate of tax free

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Speaker 2: I know, we were just looking for Alexis because she's

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Speaker 4: Everything's book every day in the cracker barrel that she loves.

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Speaker 8: Last year.

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Speaker 4: Well, there's one guy named alex Eisler. He's a college sophomore.

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Speaker 4: That's just just to get the table real estate, and

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Speaker 9: That scenario where it's like, look, I'll just puty an

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Speaker 9: extra couple hundred bucks.

453
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Speaker 7: I'll get it's the nicest steak house.

454
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,400
Speaker 4: Now we can only get salads once we get there

455
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,679
Speaker 4: because it costs me. You're going to get the table.

456
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,000
Speaker 4: But it's still pretty impressive.

457
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Speaker 2: Couldn't you just show up and slip the like hostess

458
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Speaker 2: five hundred bucks, save yourself half and still get a spot.

459
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 4: That wouldn't work if they already of the table book.

460
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 4: Guess how much money that guy made last year just

461
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 4: from selling table reservations alone. It's six figures eighty thousand dollars.

462
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 1: That's five figures.

463
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 3: Jeff one two three four.

464
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Speaker 4: Okay, you know what, I'm not good enough at math.

465
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 4: That's why I'm not selling these. I really should, but

466
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,639
Speaker 4: it only takes him a couple minutes a day, so

467
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Speaker 4: pull that off.

468
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Speaker 1: That is crazy. Yeah, I want to get in on

469
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 1: it is that bad?

470
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 3: Who should?

471
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,120
Speaker 4: He even has a go to celebrity client tell list

472
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,119
Speaker 4: where he can sell reservations to like NBA players who

473
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 4: are just in town for a night. Is real or

474
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 4: something that actors and celebs.

475
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,399
Speaker 1: They can't just call the restaurant and get in.

476
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:32,440
Speaker 2: They also have to pay these third parties scalpers usually do.

477
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 4: And this is eighty grand a year doing basically no work.

478
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Speaker 1: That is nuts.

479
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Speaker 4: It's nuts, But it's definitely not the weirdest side hustle

480
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 4: that's out there. Because we found a list of the

481
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 4: strangest ways people are making extra money. Here's some of

482
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Speaker 4: the craziest ones. Part time goose chaser you.

483
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Speaker 1: No, oh, I have a fear of them. I would

484
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Speaker 1: pay someone to scare them life.

485
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 3: I mean, because.

486
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,680
Speaker 4: Apparently big construction sites on certain highways and airports will

487
00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:00,399
Speaker 4: hire people to chase away birds, mainly the geese, so

488
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,399
Speaker 4: that they don't interfere with what's going on there. And

489
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 4: a lot of the goose chasers have a dog who

490
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 4: helps them but you make an average of forty two

491
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 4: dollars an hour, and the highest earning goosers bring home

492
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 4: one hundred and fourteen thousand dollars a year.

493
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Speaker 1: It takes more than an hour. It was just covered

494
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:17,639
Speaker 1: in goose poop at the end of the day. But

495
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: man worth it.

496
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 7: One of the qualifications to be silly.

497
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta wildly shake your arms.

498
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 4: Another side hustle you could consider is a fake juror,

499
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,400
Speaker 4: like jury duty, but the fake type why fail law.

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Speaker 10: No.

501
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,199
Speaker 4: Law firms will sometimes do mock trials help them prepare

502
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 4: for a case so they could practice with their client,

503
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 4: and they need real people to be pretend jurors. So

504
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 4: if you do that, you can make anywhere from five

505
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 4: to two hundred bucks per fake trials.

506
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: Jose would still show up and try to get out

507
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Speaker 1: of jury duty.

508
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the witnesses I got to get I'm prejudiced

509
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:54,919
Speaker 4: against the client.

510
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: No, man, you're getting paid for this.

511
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Speaker 4: You could also be a professional hair seller. That's pretty

512
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 4: straightforward because you sell a foot of your hair and

513
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 4: make own yeah hopefully, and make anywhere from one hundred

514
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 4: to one thousand dollars depending on the quality of your hair.

515
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 4: One catches. It has to be undied, so sorry, Alexis, Yeah, you.

516
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: Look you look kind of like a jerk if you

517
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Speaker 1: don't donate.

518
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 4: To We're talking about some of the weirdest and most

519
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 4: lucrative side hustles people are doing. There's also the opportunity

520
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 4: to be a neighborhood pooper scooper.

521
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 7: It sounds terrible, it sounds bad, that's useful.

522
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,880
Speaker 4: Apparently a lot of rich people just refuse to pick

523
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 4: up after their dogs, so they'll hire someone to come

524
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,160
Speaker 4: out and clean up their yard for them. Oh, there's

525
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,400
Speaker 4: actually a whole companies dedicated to this. One is called

526
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 4: duty Calls, and you can make fifty dollars per yard.

527
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 4: And finally, a side hustle that you could do if

528
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:56,119
Speaker 4: you're brave enough is gross stunt tester. So whenever you

529
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 4: see those like crazy challenges on TV shows like Fear

530
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 4: Factor or on Serve, all those stunts have to be

531
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 4: tested first, and the networks hire people to be the

532
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 4: game page and make sure the tasks are safe enough

533
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 4: to perform but are still gross enough to entertain.

534
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so.

535
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 2: You're done eating like forty beetles and you're like, actually,

536
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 2: they didn't gross me out enough.

537
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 1: I would recommend adding ten.

538
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 4: More, definitely, And you can earn eight hundred dollars a

539
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 4: day doing that, you.

540
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: And your pride. Yeah, those are the.

541
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 4: Craziest side hustles that people are doing to make a

542
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 4: ton of extra money these days. We got your phone tab.

543
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 10: Coming up, freaking Jeffrey. In the morning.

544
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 4: Today, we call a woman who lost her credit card recently.

545
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 4: I feel that it's been a couple of days and

546
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,679
Speaker 4: she's been hesitant to cancel it because all of her

547
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 4: accounts are tied to it. Yeah, so she's just hoping

548
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 4: it's misplaced somewhere in her apartment.

549
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's been for over a month. I know,

550
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 1: I know that I haven't seen any.

551
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 4: Weird activity, and you still haven't canceled it.

552
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: No, because I have everything tied to it. It's such

553
00:25:59,560 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: a pain.

554
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 4: This is why we call her to save the day,

555
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 4: kind of, because we tell her we found her credit card,

556
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 4: but we also had to make sure it still works.

557
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 4: It's your phone tab right now.

558
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 9: Hello, Hey, Audrey, my name is Ray ray Dio and

559
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 9: were you your apartment manager gave me your number because

560
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 9: I think I found your credit card. You did well,

561
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,439
Speaker 9: It's yeah, it's a blue visa signature with the name

562
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 9: Audrey around it.

563
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 4: Is that you, Yes, it is. Oh my god, oh good,

564
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 4: oh my god, oh thank goodness.

565
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 9: It was on the first floor of the apartment complex,

566
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 9: right next to the elevators.

567
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 11: It was believe you found it. It must have like

568
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 11: fallen out of my wallet. Oh my god, thank you

569
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 11: so much.

570
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 3: I saw it the exact same time.

571
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 9: This homeless guy did too, so I had to wrestle.

572
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 8: Him for it real quick.

573
00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 3: But we got it.

574
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 6: Okay.

575
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 10: Oh my god.

576
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 11: You have no idea because I was just like, you know,

577
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 11: I have all my auto pay stuff on that car.

578
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 9: He had no idea what was coming either. He didn't

579
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 9: know I was going to tackle him and wrestle him

580
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 9: and put him in a headlock. And wow, I bet,

581
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 9: I bet you're pretty grateful that I did.

582
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 8: All that for you.

583
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 11: I am so yeah, thank you so much.

584
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 4: Of course.

585
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 10: No.

586
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 9: So, I'm actually not at the apartment right now. I'm

587
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 9: at McDonald's. Do you want me to pick you up

588
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,199
Speaker 9: a mc chicken, a mccrispy. I'm not sure what they

589
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 9: call it anymore. I haven't been in a while. I

590
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 9: try to treat myself well.

591
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 6: No, I mean, I don't, are you sure? Wait a minute.

592
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 9: You can customize it on the app now, so you

593
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 9: can add bacon, or you can do no mayo. It's

594
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 9: really easy right now.

595
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 11: Wait a second, So were you saying that you bought

596
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,199
Speaker 11: lunch with.

597
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 6: Your credit card?

598
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 9: Right? No, I'm using yours of course.

599
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 11: Wait no, no, that's not okay.

600
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 9: I mean I figured I did you a good deed

601
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 9: for you. I saw you probably would want to reward me,

602
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 9: and I was hungry, so I just you know, come on, seriously,

603
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 9: all that wrestling gave me the numb got a little.

604
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 5: I'm happy to give.

605
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 11: You a reward that you can't use my credit card.

606
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 9: Understandable, but I mean, listen, it could either be me

607
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 9: using your credit card or some random homeless guy using

608
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 9: a credit card. I figured i'd be the safer one

609
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 9: with it.

610
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 11: Well obviously not because you're using it. This is what

611
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 11: I hadn't used my credit card without my permission.

612
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 4: Well I told you, yeah, you like just one.

613
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,159
Speaker 6: And bought through with it.

614
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 3: Okay, all you see him upset?

615
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 4: I did not expect this.

616
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 9: I thought you'd be very grateful and a lot more

617
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 9: happy about this. I can return to lunch, do you know,

618
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 9: do they let you return French fries? No, Tom, just.

619
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 11: Forget it, like keep the food.

620
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 3: I just want my credit Okay, the food and the

621
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 3: gift basket and then that's it.

622
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 11: I think, Come on, dude, what are you even talking about.

623
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 9: It's not for me, It's for our apartment manager. She's

624
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 9: the one who gave me your numbers so I could

625
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 9: get in touch with you.

626
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 3: It wasn't for her, you wouldn't.

627
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 11: Be on the phone credit cards.

628
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, you think, where are you come to the apartment?

629
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 11: I go to meet you somewhere.

630
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 9: I have like seven fries left. I'm gonna leave McDonald's,

631
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 9: Oh my god, and then I'm gonna go. Shoot, I

632
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 9: got to return the bottle of wine for Janis Now

633
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 9: what I didn't think of that? Well, she's a friend

634
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 9: of mine. I was meeting the day that you lost

635
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 9: your card, So if she wasn't waiting for me downstairs,

636
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 9: that's actually why I went downstairs in the first place.

637
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 6: So what is wrong with you?

638
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 9: I never would have found your card if Janie didn't

639
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 9: want to meet up for lunch.

640
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 11: So wait, you're going to just reward every single person

641
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 11: who was involved in this process of just you hap

642
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 11: finding my card.

643
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 9: Well, I'm a nice person. I like to do nice things.

644
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 9: You know, you read love and positivity in the world.

645
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 11: Now, well my credit card. You're not spending a dime

646
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 11: putting your own money, You're spending my money.

647
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 9: I did also forget that your roommate Kesha told me

648
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 9: to high five you at the end of the prank

649
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 9: phone call.

650
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 3: Do I need to return that as well?

651
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 9: Or should I just charge out to the credit card

652
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 9: while I have it?

653
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 10: Are you?

654
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 6: Are you serious right now? Yeah?

655
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 7: High five?

656
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 4: Give it to me.

657
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 9: Get your hand out.

658
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 10: This is.

659
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 9: No this is jose Do you mean who set you up?

660
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 8: Yeah?

661
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 4: It was Kasha.

662
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 9: Because this is actually holiday from the show Brick and

663
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a prank phone call

664
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 9: on you. Yes, it's a phone take Well, I don't

665
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 9: have it, but good news, Kasha has it for real.

666
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 9: She actually found it under the couch and immediately emailed

667
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 9: us right away.

668
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 6: Yeah.

669
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 9: I'm just happy for my apartment complex manager myself. Janis

670
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 9: the homeless guy.

671
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 4: I mean we all got somethings guy.

672
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh no, no cash advance?

673
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, wake up.

674
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 10: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

675
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 10: freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

676
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 4: We've heard of people meeting in public places before, like

677
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 4: at a dog park, in a fitness class, Oh yeah,

678
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 4: in the waiting room of your couple's counseling session. Wait

679
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 4: a minute, it's gonna happen. But I promise you you've

680
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 4: never heard of anything like this before. Because what one

681
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 4: guy did to ask out a woman he saw outside

682
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 4: a coffee shop is creative, it's unique, it's even funny.

683
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 4: So it's no wonder our listener is so desperate to

684
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 4: see this dude one more time. You're gonna hear about

685
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 4: the smooth move he pulled in your second date update.

686
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 4: Right after this second date update, is there any way

687
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 4: to do the math to figure out what type of

688
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 4: person you're the most compatible with? That start with affectionate,

689
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 4: multiply by heavy petting, subtract two blindfolds, keep one, divide

690
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 4: with an overbearing mother, and oh this is jeff You're

691
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 4: gonna die alone. Every time I try to calculate this,

692
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 4: I keep coming up with the same answer.

693
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: It's like time zero anytime you add the mother.

694
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, exactly, Frank, goodness, our the listener, Justine found

695
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 4: a different formula, and hopefully her results are better than mine,

696
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 4: because apparently she's been single for a bit now. But Justine,

697
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 4: how's the dating worlds going for you? Are you also

698
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 4: reserving a burial plot for one?

699
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 8: Yeah?

700
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I could hear you.

701
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: I can hear you laughing through the tears. So that's good.

702
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: It's all right, Justine. But the funny thing is you're

703
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: not alone in that.

704
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 4: A lot of us are out there with you. But

705
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 4: you said that you figured out some sort of mathematic

706
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 4: formula to help you with your dating life.

707
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 6: What was that.

708
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's like this online test.

709
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 5: You put in all the stuff that you care about,

710
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 5: like your preferences and whatever for like finding a partner,

711
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 5: and we'll come back with like the percentage of men

712
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 5: on dating apps who like fit those preferences.

713
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh really, So wait, they also take the test center?

714
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,959
Speaker 2: No, I think that it probably I'm guessing it's an

715
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 2: algorithm that goes through and looks at their dating profiles.

716
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: Is that how it works?

717
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 8: Yeah?

718
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 5: And so, like I started out like super basic. I

719
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 5: was like, they have to have a job, they have

720
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 5: to like not live at their parents' house, like have

721
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 5: a car, Like okay, well.

722
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,239
Speaker 3: My standards are crazy on your end.

723
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 5: I didn't put a single thing that was physical like

724
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,719
Speaker 5: height or anything, and it came back with less than

725
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 5: one percent of men truly.

726
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: My okay, So so you weren't feeling positive. I'm guessing

727
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: at that number or you know, that's like very bleak. Okay.

728
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 5: Anyway, I like, after all of that, ended up meeting

729
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 5: this guy named James, like just in a coffee shop.

730
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 4: Oh, didn't even need the dating apps.

731
00:33:58,960 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: She ran into the one.

732
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 7: Okay, that's funny, like the irony.

733
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 4: How did that interaction happen?

734
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 12: I literally was just sitting down and I was like

735
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 12: scrolling and he comes up to me and he's like,

736
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,959
Speaker 12: are you accepting applications? And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry,

737
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 12: I don't work here, like I thought.

738
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 5: He was like a fie at the coffee shop.

739
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 4: Oh okay, were you wearing like an apron or something?

740
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 12: No, I guess I just like looked like I was.

741
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 12: I don't know, I don't know.

742
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 2: Or you're a manager, you know sometimes you walk into

743
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 2: a restaurant or something you see a manager working.

744
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 9: Good point.

745
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, how did you respond to him when he asked

746
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 4: about applications?

747
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 12: I was like, oh, sorry, I don't work here, and

748
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 12: he was like, no, no, like to be your boyfriend.

749
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: Oh oh it was all done. Okay, did you like that?

750
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 12: I mean I thought it was funny, but he like

751
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 12: fully went along with it, and he was like, listen,

752
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 12: I brought my resume.

753
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 5: I've got like my history and experience.

754
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 12: And he legitimately like pulled out a piece of paper.

755
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: Wait what he had a dating resume?

756
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:55,479
Speaker 10: Yes?

757
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: Oh, I have to know what was on it?

758
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 4: Or is it a move that he pulled on women

759
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 4: all the time. He has twenty quote unquote dating resumes

760
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 4: in his pocket to hand out whenever he.

761
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: Sees someone cute, kind of like the real world of

762
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: getting a job.

763
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 2: If she liked the resume, who cares how many other

764
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 2: people like.

765
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 12: What was on it? You know, like basic stuff like

766
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 12: he likes going to games and hiking. Like he was like, yeah,

767
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 12: if you want to set up an interview.

768
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 5: You can just like call the number.

769
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 12: And I was like, why don't you just sit down

770
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 12: now when I can interview you?

771
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 6: Oh my.

772
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: Great response.

773
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, And it was really nice, like he turned out

774
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 5: to be an awesome guy. He like offered to literally

775
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 5: venmo me for the coffee that I'd already bought a

776
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 5: good guy.

777
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 3: You look poor here. You probably need this.

778
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: What was the hardest boyfriend interview question that you asked him?

779
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 12: Well, okay, so I've actually like done interviews at my

780
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 12: real job. So I was like, okay, I'm just gonna

781
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 12: pull some of these. And I was like, what's one

782
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 12: thing you don't want me to know about you?

783
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 10: Dude?

784
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: He is so not prepared for this day.

785
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 4: I would hate that question to be asked to me

786
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 4: on a first day. But did he have an answer

787
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 4: for you?

788
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 12: He did, and it was like it was like ready made.

789
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 12: It's like he expected it. And he legitimately said, I

790
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 12: pry when I watched the Matrix because I'm scared about

791
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 12: the future.

792
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I don't think that was prepared. I feel

793
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: like that was honest.

794
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, heem so scared.

795
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 7: There's no way he just thought of that.

796
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 3: How did you feel about that response?

797
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 5: Honestly?

798
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 12: I thought it was really funny and it was really clever,

799
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,800
Speaker 12: and like because it was so quick, I was like, oh, no,

800
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 12: you're serious.

801
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a red flag to you that he

802
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 4: thinks the matrix is actually going to happen in the

803
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 4: next few years.

804
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: You could have had so many worse answers. He said, yeah,

805
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: that is so much better than anything.

806
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 12: Okay, So anyway, at the end, he's like, today I

807
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 12: get the job.

808
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 6: And I was like, well, we.

809
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 5: Probably should set up like a second interview, and I

810
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 5: was like, oh, then I definitely got the job.

811
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 12: And we kind of like left it off there and

812
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 12: it was funny and we laughed, and then he like.

813
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 5: Never called me what.

814
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 12: I like texted him, made jokes about like, hey, we

815
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 12: need to set up your second interview, and it was

816
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 12: just silence.

817
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 9: Did you guys cancer anything? Or like hug was her

818
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 9: physical vibuce like a.

819
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 4: Normal job interview?

820
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 8: Yes, a real job.

821
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 1: It doesn't like a transition.

822
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 4: How do you think I got hired to?

823
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 2: I mean that is strange though, because he's the one

824
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 2: that approached you. He's the one that did the line

825
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 2: like why wouldn't.

826
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 4: He, But she's the one that took it to the

827
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 4: next level that actually made him sit down for it.

828
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 4: He probably just thought it was a smooth line and

829
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 4: was going to back away.

830
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 12: So he literally was the one asking like, did I

831
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,439
Speaker 12: get the job?

832
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

833
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 4: He just wants the ego boost offer the company gives you.

834
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: Isn't good he's got to put in two weeks at

835
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 1: his last job to find out.

836
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's clearly a lot of options on the table.

837
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 4: We're gonna find out for sure what happened when we

838
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 4: come back and call James to do your second.

839
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:59,280
Speaker 3: Date update right after this second date update.

840
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 4: Is there any setting more romantic than a job interview?

841
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be romantic.

842
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 4: I don't know, Brook, You're dressed all nice, You're talking

843
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 4: about your biggest strength and your greatest weaknesses, and all

844
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 4: of a sudden, what comes out of your pants?

845
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 8: Oops?

846
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 3: Oh god, a resume?

847
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 8: Would you look at that?

848
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 3: I just happened to have that on me, No wonder,

849
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 3: it's so warm.

850
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 4: That's actually kind of what happened to one of our

851
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 4: listeners who met a guy recently. It wasn't an official

852
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 4: job application, but some dudes saw at a coffee shop

853
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,760
Speaker 4: and asked, hey, are you taking boyfriend? Application is so smooth,

854
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 4: And he even had a resume in his pants.

855
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 7: That's why it's even.

856
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: Smooth and pocket okay, or who knows where it was?

857
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 3: We don't know either way.

858
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 4: It's kind of sus that he just carries that around

859
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 4: waiting to whip out to any cute girl if that's what.

860
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 7: He does, but we don't know that may have done

861
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 7: this just for.

862
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 8: Some effort.

863
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 4: In Yeah, it did work and he got to sit

864
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 4: down with her for a little interview slash mini first date.

865
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 10: Yeah.

866
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 4: By the end he said he was definitely going to

867
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 4: call her, and according to her, he definitely didn't.

868
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 10: Ah Son.

869
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 4: I think we're all a little bit concerned that this

870
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,760
Speaker 4: little shtick he's doing is working too well, and maybe

871
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 4: he's applying to multiple boyfriend positions all throughout the city.

872
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: There are a lot of openings. Yeah, there's a lot.

873
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, Justine, if this turns out where he actually does

874
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 4: this all the time and meets hundreds of women this way,

875
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 4: how could we make him remember you? And have you

876
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 4: stand like, how do we identify you? Or do you

877
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,399
Speaker 4: still even want to go out with him? At that point?

878
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 12: I'm curious to hear what he has to say. But yeah,

879
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 12: I was wearing a green romper, I have red hair

880
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:50,280
Speaker 12: and glasses.

881
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 1: Okay.

882
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 3: Cute, Okay, Ronald mcdonne, Like.

883
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 2: You were the only one that sat him down and

884
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 2: actually gave him like a legit interview.

885
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: That's like how I remember you?

886
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, So we'll see if he does remember you and

887
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 4: what he asked to say James's phone number? Right now

888
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 4: here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking for James. Uh

889
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,919
Speaker 4: yeah this uh where we we are a radio show?

890
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 9: Jeff?

891
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 7: Sorry what you first word?

892
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 4: Thanks for putting on all my floody.

893
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 5: Job.

894
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 4: You're calling on behalf of our boss Justine and apparently

895
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 4: you applied for the position of her boyfriend role recently.

896
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah, do.

897
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 1: You remember that interview? Do you remember that interview?

898
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,359
Speaker 6: I mean I I remember a few of them.

899
00:40:55,480 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, though, I mean we expected that.

900
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 4: We heard about the move that you pulled on our

901
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 4: listener where you walked up to her and you like

902
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 4: had a resume and asked if there was a boyfriend opening.

903
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 4: Is that something that you've done a lot?

904
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 12: Uh?

905
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I've done that a good amount.

906
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 4: Can I guess how many times? Is it two hundred times?

907
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 6: I don't know about two hundred.

908
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: I want to know the success rate? How many does

909
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 1: turn into a date?

910
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 6: They do? Sometimes? I've definitely met some interesting people.

911
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,800
Speaker 4: Okay, I am curious about that before we get to

912
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 4: like Justine specifically, Like, what are some of the quirky

913
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 4: things that you found out while trying this on other

914
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 4: people before.

915
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 6: I mean, there was this one girl who was an

916
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:48,240
Speaker 6: extreme coupon her Oh I've never met before.

917
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 7: Yeah that's interesting.

918
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 4: People they call them cheap skates, but yeah, go ahead.

919
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 6: There was another girl who kept talking about alien abductions,

920
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 6: so that was really interesting.

921
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: Was that a turn on for you?

922
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 2: I'm curious, like, it sounds like you're just meeting people

923
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 2: to meet weird people. Are you actually looking for supting

924
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 2: in this?

925
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 6: You know, I don't really know what I'm looking for,

926
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 6: to be honest, it's just it's proven to be a

927
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 6: great way to meet people. People really responded.

928
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,879
Speaker 4: Maybe you're looking for a girl who wears a green

929
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 4: romper to a coffee shop and has bright red hair,

930
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 4: and it tells you to sit down for the interview

931
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 4: right away when you ask, oh, yeah.

932
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 6: Thank god you told me what she was wearing, because

933
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 6: that now I know who you're talking about.

934
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 1: I ask you to sit down for the interview too,

935
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: find out the aliens.

936
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 3: But so now you remember Justine?

937
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I remember Justice.

938
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 10: Yeah.

939
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 6: Here's the thing. I do this a good amount, and

940
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 6: it's just, you know, it's all over the place, the

941
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 6: reactions that I get. But Justine's was like, she was

942
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 6: really quick with it, and she was she was different

943
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 6: and I'll honest that kind of freaked me out.

944
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: Oh it did.

945
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 6: I didn't know how to respond.

946
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: Because she beat you at your own game essentially.

947
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, yeah, pretty much, But that.

948
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: Seems like it'd be a turn on.

949
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 3: Men don't like to be outsmart.

950
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: I was just kidding, how do they ever meet anyone?

951
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 3: James?

952
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 4: How did you feel talking to Justine like that?

953
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 3: Were you scared of her?

954
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 6: You know? Yeah, honestly, I just I never take this

955
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 6: thing seriously. It's just it's just sort of a gimmick,

956
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 6: and she for the first time, I felt like, Wow,

957
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 6: this really could be something you can't let your.

958
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,280
Speaker 2: Own insecurity standard of the way that you want someone

959
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,720
Speaker 2: who challenges you, who makes you what's.

960
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 3: Your hold up?

961
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 6: Then? I guess I'm just not used to that. I've

962
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 6: never never had that happen for So, you finally.

963
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 7: Found her and you're like, what do I do?

964
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 4: That's why you're saying, my man, like, you don't know

965
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 4: how to move forward now that you realize you actually

966
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 4: like her.

967
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 6: Kind of like she might you might just be quicker

968
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 6: than me.

969
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think she is.

970
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's terrifying.

971
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: No, I mean I appreciate the honesty.

972
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what, if you think that's terrifying, just

973
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 4: wait till you hear that she's actually been listening to

974
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 4: this conversation the entire time. It is on the other

975
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 4: line right now.

976
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 3: Serious, Hey, scary Justine trying not to scream.

977
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 12: Hey Justine, come on, James, you were like I thought

978
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 12: we had like a banter.

979
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 6: We did, we did? It freaked me out. I've never

980
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 6: had a banter.

981
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 5: Oh, you have every right to be like confident and

982
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 5: witty and like the guy that I met could like

983
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 5: play ball, like he could play chess, and I feel

984
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 5: like you're just like afraid of that. But honestly, you

985
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 5: you kept up in the conversation great like it was.

986
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 5: I really enjoyed our conversation. And I'm a little sad,

987
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 5: but like now you're like backing out.

988
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 6: I mean I'm not backing out. I'm just sort of

989
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 6: like frozen, not not sure what to do.

990
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, this is we need to all you and

991
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 4: get you back into action.

992
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: What did I picture popping them in a microwaves?

993
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 3: Well, what you got to do?

994
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 4: She liked your energy when you first met, so just

995
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 4: bring that back and talk to her.

996
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I I can definitely do that more

997
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 6: confident than that, though, Yeah, yeah, Justin, and I would

998
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 6: like that. I would like if we get this late.

999
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 7: It sounds kind of timid to me.

1000
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 4: Let's start.

1001
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 6: Can you try to say it a little more assertive.

1002
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 4: Get some flair on it, James, Justine, let's do this

1003
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 4: all right, Let's do this though.

1004
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought you guys were going to talk

1005
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: right now.

1006
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 4: I thought, well, not in front of your dude.

1007
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: You can't ask for interviews. You can't apply to be

1008
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: people's boyfriends and then not.

1009
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 9: It's like you put on your application, but you have

1010
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 9: no ri show it to us.

1011
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 12: You The thing I think you do have, Riz. I

1012
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 12: think you're just afraid of messing up, and it keeps

1013
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 12: you from being bold.

1014
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 6: Really, you got in your head, I think. So when

1015
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 6: there are no steaks, it's easy. But now that there's steaks, it's.

1016
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 4: Well, it's true there will be steaks if we pay

1017
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 4: for them, because we will offer to send you to

1018
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 4: a steakhouse.

1019
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: Really, our gift cards cover this, and it's.

1020
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 4: Going to be an Apple stak.

1021
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: I thought we were going to.

1022
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 4: But we'd like to send you guys out on one

1023
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 4: more date that we would pay for if you're not

1024
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 4: too afraid.

1025
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 6: James James, Yeah, I would love that.

1026
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 4: I feel like if we didn't call and push you

1027
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 4: into this, then this date never even would have happened.

1028
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 6: I mean, we don't know that.

1029
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 3: I feel that, okay, Justine, and you're still okay with it.

1030
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 12: I am open to a second interview, but he honestly

1031
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 12: sounds like pretty different, a lot more timid, So we'll

1032
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 12: just have to see how a less rehearsed interview goes.

1033
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: Okay, was the first one just it's a show? Or

1034
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: is it really who he is?

1035
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, you find out in a real world experience. I'm

1036
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 4: doing the dating math on this, just like Justine did originally,

1037
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 4: and I'm saying this relationship is probably at a five

1038
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 4: percent chance.

1039
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: Right now, higher than I was going to give it.

1040
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's good.

1041
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 4: Unless he says something really smooth right now, I got nothing. Okay,

1042
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 4: it's a chance. Good lucky guys.

1043
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's broken. Jeffrey in the morning brooking Jeffrey in

1044
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 3: the morning.

1045
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 4: Does anybody think they're actually going to meet up for

1046
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 4: a date or did this whole experience just lower his

1047
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 4: confidence even more.

1048
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 7: I think we broke him.

1049
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: I think he broke himself.

1050
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 2: I love this a guy who's saying I'm handing out

1051
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 2: boyfriend applications but doesn't actually want a relationship.

1052
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, why why?

1053
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,919
Speaker 4: He's literally all talk And there's a lot of people

1054
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 4: that go into something with just their first move planned,

1055
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 4: and that's all that he had, right, Jeff's.

1056
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 2: Exactly, But it's such an elaborate first move, it's so good, Like,

1057
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 2: why be in?

1058
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: I hope they go out again?

1059
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1060
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 3: Why do?

1061
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 4: I feel like there's gonna be a whole lot more

1062
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 4: copycat resume guys out there now, though, all trying to

1063
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 4: apply for the open boyfriend position.

1064
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 9: Luckily for you, ladies, I don't know how to make

1065
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,919
Speaker 9: a resume actually, Brooke.

1066
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 4: There's a lot of text coming in at seven eighty

1067
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 4: five nights too, asking if you have any open position.

1068
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: Sorry awful your husband.

1069
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 6: And roy.

1070
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: Right now.

1071
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 4: We'll keep you posted on that, but yes, very much,

1072
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 4: so are great over here. Make sure to email in

1073
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 4: if you ever want some help with your dating life.

1074
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 4: We'll call that person who's not calling you back and

1075
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 4: go check out all of our second dates wherever you

1076
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 4: get your podcasts at Brooke and.

1077
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,320
Speaker 10: Jeffery Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1078
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 4: You know, sometimes I feel like everyone's so focused on

1079
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 4: my musical stuff all the time. It's all anybody wants

1080
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 4: from me.

1081
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 3: Oh jeff Oh yeah, you're you're the Friday sing boy.

1082
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 1: Be funny boy.

1083
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, yeah, but I have lots of

1084
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 3: other cool talents too, do you?

1085
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 4: But did you know I can untangle any not, no

1086
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 4: matter how intricate, using only my mouth. Nobody ever asked

1087
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 4: to see that one. Also, I'm really really good at

1088
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 4: juggling one ball for.

1089
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 3: A long, long long time.

1090
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that's juggling.

1091
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 3: Don't want to ask for that demonstration.

1092
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 4: Plus, I get I can correctly identify any tree bark

1093
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 4: just by touch alone.

1094
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 10: Huh.

1095
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 7: That's actually kind of impressive.

1096
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 4: You guys want to, like, go get some bark and

1097
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 4: test me. No, you don't want it.

1098
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 10: I don't know.

1099
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: I don't know when that would be useful when you're

1100
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: walking around with your eyes closed, I do so.

1101
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 4: Well. I guess I'll just stick to the only talent

1102
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 4: anybody seems to care about.

1103
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 8: That Funny silly song.

1104
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 4: Boy is going to do his own mouth.

1105
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 3: Everybody laughs, A brand new song of the week.

1106
00:49:59,080 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 8: It's coming up.

1107
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 4: It is time for my song of the week. You

1108
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 4: guys know, I try to be a champion for the

1109
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 4: unsung heroes of this world. Okay, the garbage collectors, the Malsanta's,

1110
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 4: the guy at the gym who cleans the puke off

1111
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 4: the ellipticals.

1112
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 3: I see you because I was you.

1113
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: Literally, Oh yeah, I remember when you.

1114
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1115
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 4: So you're probably wondering with you know, what's going on

1116
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 4: on top of my head? Who am I championing today?

1117
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1118
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 2: Because you're wearing a blonde, short, curly wig. Honestly, the

1119
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 2: wig just looks like what your hair would look like

1120
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 2: if you.

1121
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: Died at.

1122
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 4: So am I honoring the burned out surfers.

1123
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 10: Of the world?

1124
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 4: No, Owen Wilson's butt double. I I could do that,

1125
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 4: but no, I would like instead to direct your attention

1126
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 4: to the talented, creative, and undervalued individuals who dedicate their

1127
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 4: lives and their craft to making people look better. Or

1128
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 4: every single day talking about the hair stylist.

1129
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 1: Love now, I feel like that wigs of insult to them.

1130
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 4: That I'm saying I need help.

1131
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 3: Ah, someone needs to come in and fix this.

1132
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 4: Situation right, because they work for a very small amount

1133
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 4: of money, including tips, and they deserve our praise and

1134
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 4: our admiration.

1135
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: God, I walk out and I feel like a million bucks.

1136
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: I just got my haircut this week. Isn't it cute? Activity?

1137
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 4: It's true you can walk in looking like a fresh

1138
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 4: heap of highway roadkill. But after thirty to forty minutes,

1139
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,919
Speaker 4: I love you walking out looking like Kanye's hot news

1140
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 4: side piece.

1141
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: Nobody really wants.

1142
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 8: Would you look at that?

1143
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 3: It just so happens.

1144
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 4: Today is National hair Stylist Appreciation and those scissor wielding

1145
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 4: angels deserve a song to show just how thankful we

1146
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 4: are for everything that they do. And that's why instead

1147
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:03,760
Speaker 4: of doing the old school hit by Santana featuring Robald Thomas,

1148
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 4: so smooth, it's young Jeffrey's hair do Okay, okay, it's right.

1149
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 4: So yes, I'm gonna point when I'm ready, point oh

1150
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 4: when my hair's long and looking wilder than an Amazon.

1151
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 4: I'm mosey Yoda to the low Go beauty salon, say

1152
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 4: make me look cool.

1153
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 3: My style lista.

1154
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 4: Lack Sweeney Todd, but left Melicias certified Wizards with sizzaus

1155
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 4: as she foot cranks my stool.

1156
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, and then she says what we go and fall

1157
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 13: curtain bangs, corn rows or pixy cut.

1158
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 9: She can change your life with just.

1159
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:19,240
Speaker 3: A snip ball too. Oh a brand new hair, dude, Give.

1160
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:23,399
Speaker 13: Me your pollic elotion, your bottle the move and may

1161
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 13: mean backwards saying the sinking, but my head with shampoo.

1162
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 4: Your peutic products got essential horse and pune don got

1163
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 4: up a lot.

1164
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 7: Within your sears.

1165
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 3: I need a hass I last clipper covers. We talked

1166
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:49,760
Speaker 3: the whole time. You want the gossip. She's a diamond mine.

1167
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 4: Your buzz and clipperscended hills up through my spine.

1168
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,959
Speaker 8: And over my sw Yeah.

1169
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 4: You got the right hands to make me look just

1170
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 4: like Raye show for Friends.

1171
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 3: And when you turn me in my shall it feels

1172
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 3: like a dance, spinding me.

1173
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 4: Around around, keeping my hands so still and motionless. Sasa

1174
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 4: stair into the mirror and watch you go up my

1175
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 4: life and give me.

1176
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 3: The same dude, Oh ask him joan.

1177
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1178
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 4: She keep in a conversation, talking so smooth until I

1179
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 4: find myself unloading every secret I knew.

1180
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 9: I there with this off quipment, leads my father's picture down.

1181
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 8: Go dry my legs and.

1182
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:54,800
Speaker 3: My tea says, I'm her favorite clients.

1183
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 6: So, chef, what are we doing today?

1184
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 10: So?

1185
00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 3: I was kind of hoping to.

1186
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 13: Do like fusion style of like a Ron Burgunde gentleman,

1187
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 13: but with a Joe dirt flair, you know, like I

1188
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 13: want to tell something totally new and different than I've

1189
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 13: ever done.

1190
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 4: Before, but also like basically keep it exactly the same

1191
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:15,760
Speaker 4: as it's.

1192
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 3: Always bit every wears the session and sold. I'm pampered

1193
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 3: and groom gonna need some high be.

1194
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 4: Broken looking painfully, girl, Get ready for my paintment because

1195
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 4: my tips always here, Jeff.

1196
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 9: Next day, the magic disappears. How did she freaking stylish?

1197
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 9: I need my hair stylist now.

1198
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 7: A hand's a finchy artists.

1199
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, using Momential products.

1200
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1201
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,760
Speaker 9: Don't drink the blueish liquids.

1202
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:54,919
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I love my hairstyl ers.

1203
00:55:58,239 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 8: I love it.

1204
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 1: Jazz I said.

1205
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 7: The blue liquid does look so drinkable.

1206
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 4: It looks like kool aid in there. But no, apparently

1207
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,760
Speaker 4: it's like poison blue liquid.

1208
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:07,800
Speaker 1: Are you guys talking about it?

1209
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 9: I put all the combs and things.

1210
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 4: It's like a jar right in front.

1211
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: That's a barber. That's a barber thing.

1212
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 10: Oh do that? No?

1213
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 1: Mine definitely bleach. Yeah yeah, whatever the liquids are, I

1214
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: don't drink.

1215
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 4: The text in seven eight five nine too, you can

1216
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:25,399
Speaker 4: tell us what you thought about the song of the week.

1217
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 4: We're gonna post the video up on all of our socials,

1218
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 4: on TikTok, on Instagram, Facebook, everywhere.

1219
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 2: It definitely hits different. If you can watch Jeff's hair

1220
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 2: flop around.

1221
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 4: It's not going to be around for much longer. I

1222
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 4: gotta get this thing trim.

1223
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 2: Yeah you do.

1224
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 4: But shout out to all the barbers and the hairstylists

1225
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 4: out there, we love you.

1226
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1227
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 4: Out of text at seven eight five nine two that

1228
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 4: says going to the barber is my favorite thing to do.

1229
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 10: It really is.

1230
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 4: Also, I try to hold ye contact with them when

1231
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 4: they pull me back in a seat and wash my hair.

1232
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.

1233
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 4: I think it sometimes creeps them out, but I don't care.

1234
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 4: I love it, don't that's from Cody.

1235
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, really, I'm talking the time.

1236
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,839
Speaker 4: I usually fall asleep when they start rubbing my head

1237
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 4: my hair. It's just so relaxing. I have a feeling

1238
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 4: Cody's been banned from a lot of in this time.

1239
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us. Though, instead of singing the

1240
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 4: famous song called Smooth from Santana, I sang my own

1241
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 4: version called Hairdo. Because it's National Hair Stylist Appreciation Day

1242
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 4: and these underappreciated people help make the world go round

1243
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 4: and make everybody more beautiful.

1244
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 8: And I know that we.

1245
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 4: Appreciate them because we got a lot of texts coming

1246
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 4: in to seven eighty five, nine to two, some even

1247
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 4: from stylists all around the country.

1248
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 2: This one says, Hey everyone, I'm a stylist in South Carolina.

1249
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: Oh and I did ludicrous once. That's my claim to face.

1250
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you styled him. Maybe it tends to lead

1251
00:57:59,600 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 4: to a.

1252
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: Lot no matter what. You had to scream ludo if.

1253
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 4: You missed it, though, if you want to hear the

1254
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 4: song again, we're gonna put it up at the Brook

1255
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 4: and Jeffery YouTube, Facebook, Insta and our TikTok apt Brooke and.

1256
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 10: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1257
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 3: You've got one of our show faves.

1258
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 4: Sheakar the Uber Driver, Sakar is Ozero and six all

1259
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 4: time against you Brook. And he thinks he knows the

1260
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 4: reason why because he hasn't said skip to any question,

1261
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 4: which is funny because skip isn't even the right word.

1262
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 14: You're supposed to use. It's pass If you want me

1263
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 14: to go bast that question to pass wrong you? Yeah, so, Shekar,

1264
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 14: I'm worried about you here, budd No, don't be worried.

1265
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 6: I don't bully. I can win this time.

1266
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right. You sound like you're in the

1267
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 1: middle of a delivery right now, Sakar.

1268
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 6: Oh no, I actually stopped, just dropped them off.

1269
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 3: Okay, I just threw it out the window.

1270
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 2: I like that.

1271
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 4: Chakar. You need to focus because we're sending Brook out

1272
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,919
Speaker 4: of the studio. And you know how this works, thirty

1273
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 4: seconds on the clock to answer as many questions as possible.

1274
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 4: If you don't know one, what do you say, Shakar, Yes,

1275
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 4: that's right. But you have to beat her outright if

1276
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 4: you want to win. Are you ready?

1277
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 6: Yep?

1278
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 3: Or is the helicopter overhead trying to slow you down?

1279
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 7: He works for Uber Helicopter.

1280
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, we're just gonna power through the noise. Okay,

1281
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 4: good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today is

1282
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 4: National Pretzel Day, and people in Philadelphia eat the most

1283
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 4: per year at twelve pounds. What's the national average in

1284
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 4: a standard game of chess? What's the only piece that

1285
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 4: can never be removed from the board. Hepatitis is the

1286
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 4: inflammation of what organ? What is the name of the

1287
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 4: Greek goddess of love? How many US presidents have been assassinated?

1288
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 4: What unit of measurement uses the abbreviation o Z? All right, yeah,

1289
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 4: cha car, Even with all the noise going through the background,

1290
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 4: you still a helicopter.

1291
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we should put him.

1292
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 7: Roll up your window.

1293
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to put you down.

1294
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 6: I turned it off.

1295
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:20,400
Speaker 3: Oh that's your fan.

1296
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: You guys thought he was in a helicopter. That would

1297
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: be the best delivery driver ever.

1298
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 3: Nothing but where outside your door?

1299
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 8: Get your hands.

1300
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 3: Cha car.

1301
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 4: You told our producer that Uber has been a little

1302
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 4: bit slow for you lately, Like hump days are slow.

1303
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 4: Sundays are slow now that there's no football because you're

1304
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 4: not taking drunk people around all the time. And you're

1305
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 4: thinking of doing a news service called hop skip drive.

1306
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that where you piggyback the.

1307
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 6: Skin? No, it's for driving kids around.

1308
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, and you have to get like a big

1309
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 1: background check to do it. I've seen that.

1310
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 8: So smart?

1311
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 1: That's awesome.

1312
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 4: Brook needs someone to go pick up her kids from

1313
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 4: school every day. Maybe you'll be the guy you keep.

1314
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 6: Well?

1315
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 1: Could you? I'm wondering, could you wear a blonde win

1316
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 1: and just answer to the word mom?

1317
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 4: Probably the car You've got work in your future, no

1318
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,439
Speaker 4: matter what. Okay, now we got to go over to Brook.

1319
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:31,439
Speaker 1: You ready, Yeah, I'm ready.

1320
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 3: Your time starts now.

1321
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 4: Today is National pretzel Day and people in Philadelphia eat

1322
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 4: the most per year at twelve pounds. What's the national

1323
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 4: average eight in a standard game of chess? What's the

1324
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 4: only piece that can never be removed from the board?

1325
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,919
Speaker 4: The king hepatitis is the information of what organ?

1326
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: Ooh uh?

1327
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 4: What is the name of the Greek goddess of love Afrodit?

1328
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,160
Speaker 4: How many US presidents have been assassinated?

1329
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 2: Two?

1330
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 4: What unit of measurement uses the abbreviation o z ounces?

1331
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 1: Wizard of ounces?

1332
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 3: This could be a tight one. Today we're going to

1333
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 3: go to the scoreboard to check out how.

1334
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 4: You both did with Jose.

1335
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 1: My breasts are real.

1336
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 7: Everything about me is my here is real. My teeth

1337
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 7: are realm eyelashes are real.

1338
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 8: What happened to her?

1339
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 9: I love the chakr you are owen six.

1340
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 7: You got three.

1341
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 4: That's pretty good inspectable score.

1342
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 2: My rate score, car and Brook Yes, same amount of questions,

1343
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 2: uh oh and.

1344
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 4: Four.

1345
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: No, I actually feel bad at this point. I know

1346
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 1: you did good. You should be still round.

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Speaker 8: Did good?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Use that giant fan to dry your tears while we

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Speaker 4: go over the answers of it. Today is National Pretzel Day.

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Speaker 4: People in Philadelphia eat the most per year, at twelve pounds.

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Speaker 4: The national average is two pounds of pretzels a year.

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Speaker 1: Wow, they really don't do it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would be closer breakfast.

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Speaker 1: I don't anything else in Philadelphia very much.

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Speaker 4: In a standard game of chess, the only piece that

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Speaker 4: you can't remove from the board is the king, because

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Speaker 4: once that's gone, the game's over. Hepatitis is the inflammation

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Speaker 4: of the liver. The Greek goddess of love is aphrodite.

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Speaker 4: There have been four US presidents who've been assassinated JFK, Lincoln, Garfield,

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Speaker 4: and McKinley. The unit of measurement that uses the abbreviation

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Speaker 4: oz is ounces.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right. We can't give you any money here,

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Speaker 4: but the good news is just for playing you do

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Speaker 4: get a pair of tickets to see comedian Becky Robinson

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Speaker 4: perform May seventeenth of the Snow Call Me Casino, Seattle's

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Speaker 4: closest casino an cool.

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Speaker 1: All right, dude, you're awesome to play against. Yeah, don't

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Speaker 1: mention that part. I'm encouraging him to call in again.

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Speaker 3: You have a crew pass to come on and lose

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Speaker 3: to Brooks anytime you want. Here's car.

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Speaker 4: We'll be back to do Windbrooks at the same time

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Speaker 4: on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.