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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Frameyday

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Detective Peter

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Speaker 1: North calling from the police department. I was looking for Mike. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this sen Mike. How are you. I'm great. Do you

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Speaker 1: say you were calling from the police department. Yes, Officer

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Speaker 1: Peter North from the police department, and I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: to talk about some recent reports that we've gotten about

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Speaker 1: you from your neighbors, about me from my neighbor. I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming you know what I'm talking about. Um No, not really.

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Speaker 1: I mean I left a note on their car because

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Speaker 1: they've been like just like literally in the neighborhood and

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Speaker 1: I caught like, I saw them litter and I left

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Speaker 1: a note on their car. One note. Um no, it's

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Speaker 1: been a There've been a couple of notes because I've

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Speaker 1: seen do it on a couple nights occasion. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for being honest with me, and out of respect, I

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Speaker 1: will allow you to bring yourself in instead of coming

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Speaker 1: to get you. But if you do not bring yourself

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Speaker 1: in by the end of the day today, then we

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Speaker 1: will have to come and bring you down to the precinct.

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Speaker 1: Why are you having to come pick me or why

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Speaker 1: do why you need to go to the precinct. There's

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Speaker 1: nothing I need to answer. You've been harassing your neighbor

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Speaker 1: and harassment. I've been harassing my neighbor. Harassment is something

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Speaker 1: that we do not take lightly here at the police department.

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Speaker 1: And harassment is something that can get you fines as

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Speaker 1: well as jail time. And I'm calling to let you

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Speaker 1: know that you will be arrested and charged for taking

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Speaker 1: the law into your own hands and for harassment. What

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Speaker 1: are we doing right now, Like I'm doing all this

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Speaker 1: over the phone, Like I'm trying to explain myself to

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Speaker 1: you over the phone. Like we're not supposed to be

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Speaker 1: talking about this over the phone. Okay, Have you watched

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Speaker 1: too many Netflix documentaries with cops or something to tell

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Speaker 1: me that we can't talk about this on the phone.

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Speaker 1: You seem to know everything about being a police officer.

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Speaker 1: And that's why you need to come down here right now,

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Speaker 1: because now I'm going to add another charge for impersonating

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Speaker 1: an officer of the law. And what are you guys

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Speaker 1: doing about my neighbor that's littering around our neighborhood and

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Speaker 1: they're leaving their full couches near the dumpster. They're not

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Speaker 1: supposed to be leaving that stuff right by the dumpster.

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Speaker 1: They don't pick that up. And also like, shouldn't you

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Speaker 1: guys be focusing on like people that are actually breaking

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Speaker 1: the law, And that is exactly what I'm doing, Okay,

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Speaker 1: because littering is whatever right, we've all done it, But harassment,

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Speaker 1: impersonating officer of the law, and now resisting arrest. Resisting arrest,

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Speaker 1: You've got to because you're failing to comply, to come

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Speaker 1: down to the station. So I have no other choice.

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Speaker 1: There is a black and white unit on the way

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Speaker 1: down there right now, and two officers will come in

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Speaker 1: the front door of your workplace, cuff you, and then

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Speaker 1: march you out of your officer wherever you sit in

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Speaker 1: front of everybody in handcuffs into the squad car and

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Speaker 1: bring you down here. So you're going to arrest me

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Speaker 1: for leaving two notes, and you're not going to do

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Speaker 1: anything to my neighbor. Have you even talked to them,

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Speaker 1: as I'll have you know that I did. I've investigated

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Speaker 1: this fully. I actually had a long conversation with your neighbors.

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Speaker 1: And the couch that you're talking about happens to be

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Speaker 1: in my living room right now. And it's a beautiful couch. Okay,

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Speaker 1: see you took their couch. What did they bribe you

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Speaker 1: to take their couch so they didn't get arrested for

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Speaker 1: littering or jumping? And now you're accusing me of accepting

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Speaker 1: a bribe. I mean you had their you said you

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Speaker 1: had their couch. I do. I went down and I

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Speaker 1: had a conversation with them and I said, hey, are

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Speaker 1: you throwing this couch out? And they said, no, we're not.

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Speaker 1: We were trying to sell it and if you'd like it,

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Speaker 1: you can take it. And I said, free couch. Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: They seem like very nice people. And I can't believe

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Speaker 1: that you've been harassing these very kind people that would

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Speaker 1: give me a couch. Look, I don't know if you're

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Speaker 1: like being sarcastic or what's going on right now, but

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Speaker 1: what's your badge number so I can identify you and

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Speaker 1: so I can report. You've already got your wife, Carmen

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Speaker 1: down here and she's giving you up. What you guys

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Speaker 1: took my wife down there? No? We didius, no, because

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Speaker 1: this is this is actually jewel from the jewel showing

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Speaker 1: a phone brank on you and your wife, Carmen set

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Speaker 1: you up, gotcha. She said that you've been going back

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Speaker 1: and forth with your neighbors over lettering and wanted, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, are you serious. I'm like having a meltdown

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Speaker 1: right now. The Jewel Show on demand