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Speaker 1: Hello, do you need ride fans? It's Christopher James Fairbanks,

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Speaker 1: letting you know about a few shows I have coming

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Speaker 1: up here in May. On the tenth, Brooklyn, New York,

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Speaker 1: I'll be at the Bellhouse. If you live in New York,

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Speaker 1: please go to that show. I'm very excited about it.

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Speaker 1: And then the next night, the eleventh, I'll be in

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Speaker 1: jam and Java in Vienna, Virginia. That's near DC. Closing

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Speaker 1: out this little run, I'll be at City Winery this

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Speaker 1: time in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Please go to Chris Fairbanks dot

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Speaker 1: com for tickets. Thank you and you're welcome. II LEI.

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Speaker 2: Then I you wanna way back?

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Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim. Give us time

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Speaker 2: and day turning on engage.

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Speaker 1: We want to send you us in star. We wanna

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Speaker 1: welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all out it we scared? Or was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Mel porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris.

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Speaker 2: Fairbanks, and this is Karen Kilgarrat.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Karen my friend.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Chris my friend. How are you?

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Speaker 1: Oh good, you're we're speaking right after I almost made

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Speaker 1: a grave mistake, which i'm I'm leaving tomorrow. So I

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Speaker 1: was going to give myself a haircut and then I thought, no,

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Speaker 1: this could go wrong, and if it did, Karen would notice.

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Speaker 1: It's another one of those ww KD situations. Would Karen

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Speaker 1: cut her hair? I'm not worried about fucking it up.

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Speaker 1: And then these shows, all the audience seeing that I

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Speaker 1: gave myself some weird asymmetrical haircut.

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Speaker 2: You're worried about the lip I would give you about it?

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Speaker 1: I just because I honor your lip.

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Speaker 2: Well, finally, finally someone does. Although it's the reason I

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Speaker 2: was laughing so hard the idea that you would say that,

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Speaker 2: because that was something I was infamous for. With my

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Speaker 2: college roommates Dave and Christy and Malayva. I would get drunk.

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Speaker 2: Every time I got drunk, I would ask them to

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Speaker 2: and I'd be like, come on, it's easy grabbing my hair,

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Speaker 2: and Dave especially, he'd always be like, it's there's so

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Speaker 2: much more than you think there is back here, because

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Speaker 2: he would try to just get a straight you know,

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Speaker 2: just do a straight bob. Yeah, all the way around.

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Speaker 2: But it's I have so much hair that it's like

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Speaker 2: you start and like you think you're doing it, and

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Speaker 2: then it just keeps going and going. You have to

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Speaker 2: keep on cutting it evenly anyway.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you and I both have a lot of hair.

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Speaker 1: Like even someone that is used to cutting fine hair,

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Speaker 1: you got to find someone that's used to volume.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because it can get misshapen very easily. And also

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Speaker 2: but I think we're the same that if you screwed up,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know how to cut hair at all,

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Speaker 1: trimming hedges. I have a mask and I need to

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Speaker 1: shape it and it's with rapid stabbing motions. I don't

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Speaker 1: Like the clippers just scissor stabs, and if I take

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Speaker 1: So I think I would have been okay, but I'm

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Speaker 2: But here's the thing that I have learned over the years,

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Speaker 2: you're imagining you're going to feel after you're done cutting

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Speaker 2: your hair does not exist in the world. Right. You

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Speaker 2: you've stranded yourself on an island of weirdly shaped hair

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's never been a scenario where someone's like, man,

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Speaker 2: Never once.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I reached out to my guy. He

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Speaker 1: It's not you know, it's a little bit of body.

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Speaker 2: You're going to be in Minneapolis, Minnesota. But you could

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Speaker 1: Maybe I should save it for New York City. Get

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Speaker 2: Don't let them slick your hair back.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go to New York City and listen

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Speaker 1: to nothing but Genesis and do cocaine and murder people.

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Speaker 1: What movie?

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Speaker 2: Uh? The Christian Bale one? Yes, I'm a killer. I'm

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Speaker 2: a killer. Batman Batman, yes, Batman, Yes, he always slick.

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Speaker 1: Us back rubber hair. In two Little Ears.

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Speaker 2: You were talking about Serial Killer one.

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Speaker 1: It's a movie American Psycho and it's a movie that's

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Speaker 1: a book, apparently a violent book, much like Mary Sheeley's Frankenstein.

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Speaker 1: You must be ready for the graphicly uh, Breddy ston

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Speaker 1: Ells actually wrote it. The point is Freddy? Who is it? Shelley?

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Speaker 1: Why'd I say Sheeley?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. My favorite actress is Ali Shetty.

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Speaker 2: And you keep all your tools out in the sheet.

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Speaker 1: Especially my web eater. See it's fun. Would the would

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Speaker 1: we do mutual word? Plays if we had a big,

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Speaker 1: fancy guest today.

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Speaker 2: No, we wouldn't even have we first of all awkward

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Speaker 2: Zoom problems. We're right on the verge of getting back

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I knew you were. I was hoping

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that we needed our producer to engineer it.

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Speaker 2: But I'm so sick of Zoom conversations. I think I've

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Speaker 2: Zoom awkwardness, it's like, I don't It's something I don't

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Speaker 1: He did at the very end when Edward Furlong pre

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Speaker 1: of course talking about terminator to colon Judgment Day. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he can have feelings, or like little Hayley Joel Osmon,

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Speaker 1: that little computer boy, they were hurting Zoom's feelings, is

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Speaker 2: Listen, Zoom. If you're a I and you are processing

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Speaker 2: this in an emotional way, I apologize. First of all,

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Speaker 2: we really value you made it possible for us to

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Speaker 2: do our jobs in a very difficult worldwide quarantine. So

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Speaker 2: sorry for the ingratitude. I couldn't didn't even think about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't do it without you. But you couldn't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if that is your real name. I the other

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Speaker 1: exact I'll send it to you after this. It was

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Speaker 1: the exact pattern that I made up out of my head,

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Speaker 1: It actually scared me. That's how when you see these

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Speaker 1: You will get scared, and you don't need to go

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Speaker 1: I'm on alert because in my if you asked me,

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Speaker 1: It's a big, very scary looking giant castle in the

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Speaker 1: I'm actually, can you put me in the ghostless room?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't I'm not looking to get possessed.

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Speaker 2: No, but that's different. I think a possession style house

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Speaker 2: Amityville horror Ish is different than just your regular ghost Airbnb.

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Speaker 1: This is here's what it has in common with the

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Speaker 1: Amityville House. It is symmetrical. If you squint, you can

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Speaker 1: see a face in the windows. It is that's.

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Speaker 2: That's the gardener, Yes, trying to do his job.

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Speaker 1: It's a cutout promotional cut out from three men and

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Speaker 1: a baby. It is I am, I am, I am

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Speaker 2: But you asked for it. I asked for it, and blame.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's your doggie right now.

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Speaker 2: Looks like your dog's.

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Speaker 1: On your shoulder. Oh Blossom, Oh Blossom doing spatial work.

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Speaker 1: You knew you'd look like you're on Karen's shoulder.

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Speaker 2: She knows, she knows how to do it. She knows

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Speaker 2: how to deliver. Listener, My dog is walking across the

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Speaker 1: Karen's shoulders end in my view, it's the end with

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Speaker 2: What was in there? Like is it a magnet and

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Speaker 1: But when it's a magnet, you just pull them out

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Speaker 2: I think you're the doctor when it comes to magnet injuries.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. Yeah, I know, just kills the

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Speaker 2: opposite of how it went it, Just pull it right

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Speaker 1: I'm a magnet, a knowledgeable person, the opposite of insane

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Speaker 2: He knows how magnets work. He doesn't have to know

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Speaker 1: And I don't. I don't hate my dad and I

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Speaker 1: don't love Mountain dew. See. That was the low blow.

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Speaker 1: That's not nice. A lot of our listeners used to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they might still be.

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Speaker 1: And I only lash out because I'm jealous of your

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know that's the thing is, we're

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Speaker 2: about turning to your fellow clown yeah Jugglo and saying

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00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,719
Speaker 2: I've been going through some stuff and they're like, okay,

438
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 2: let's just walk over here to a quiet area and

439
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 2: tell me all your problems. Yeah, and I will absolutely

440
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 2: listen to you and ignore this show. And that's amazing.

441
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: It is it honestly is in when I worked to

442
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 1: fuel Jordan and all those other comics, I was never

443
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 1: the one to go, but they would go to the

444
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 1: gathering of the Jugglos to go there and possibly make

445
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: fun of them, and all they experienced were like a

446
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 1: group of people that maybe didn't have good parental figures

447
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: and they really were like sweet and cared about each other.

448
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 1: And it was like, well, that's kind of hard to

449
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: make fun of these people. That just But then I

450
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: watched something that Kat Golfway did and he was being

451
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: driven around in a golf cart and someone got hit

452
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: in the head with a bottle.

453
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 2: The guy I think it was Brian Posin. Yeah, tell

454
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 2: that story.

455
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

456
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 2: Where they went It was like they tried to do

457
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 2: comedy at the Jugglo Festival and they got like a tack.

458
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,360
Speaker 2: But of course it was the nineties, so I think

459
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:23,360
Speaker 2: they were probably doing very mean you guys are nerds comedy. Yeah, probably, yeah,

460
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 2: I would assume.

461
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. And if it was back then and it was

462
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 1: those two, that means it was the Comedians a comedy tour.

463
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: And I feel like Maria Bamford was with them because

464
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 1: I drew the Posters back then. So yeah, but yeah,

465
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 1: I actually I'm not even kidding now that my mind

466
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,719
Speaker 1: has been open to a world where I enjoy edm

467
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 1: electronic music festivals. I was so surprised at how much

468
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: I enjoyed that, because I've I thought I wouldn't and

469
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: then they sample one New Order song and I'm like, Okay,

470
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm in. I'm enjoying it.

471
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 2: It's all about the vibe these days. I think this

472
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 2: is the lesson we've learned in the twenty twenties is

473
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 2: people want. In the past, I think we've been very

474
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 2: clique and we've We've gotten a lot of personal what

475
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 2: we believe to be personal satisfaction and security out of

476
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 2: like uthering people and saying I'm in here and you're

477
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 2: out there, and that actually doesn't feel good. And really

478
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 2: what feels good is just feeling good and making sure

479
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 2: everybody else feels good. So, whether you're at a Jugglo

480
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 2: convention or you are tripping balls in the desert with

481
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 2: a bunch of rich kids who don't have to worry

482
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 2: about where their next meal is, coming.

483
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: Out frond most of the people there, you're right.

484
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's all the different groups have are kind

485
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 2: of like from different classes, but ultimately we all just

486
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 2: are scared shitless of the world we now live in. Yeah,

487
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 2: we need we need a little We just want to

488
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: have some fun.

489
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: Yeah that's all. Yeah, And I and I did, and

490
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: I am going to be opened and I get The

491
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 1: only thing that's going to take a lot of work

492
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: is for me to go to my first Dead show.

493
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: That's going to take some mental preparation because I don't

494
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: like the noodling Karen Well.

495
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 2: And also you have to travel into the past, because

496
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 2: are you going to go to the John Mayer.

497
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: Dead Star John featuring the Dead. Yeah, I guess that's

498
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: not what I want to be at. I would have

499
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: to get into a time machine.

500
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 2: Although you know that I think is the original vibes

501
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 2: centric group of people, because everyone's on acid, right and

502
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 2: everyone is kind of trying it is being nice, you know,

503
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 2: because they're on acid, or because they want to make

504
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 2: sure other people are having a good trip or whatever.

505
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

506
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I've seen a couple of Dead documentaries.

507
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 2: I can speak on these people.

508
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen enough to where I feel like I

509
00:27:53,480 --> 00:28:00,199
Speaker 1: was at Woodstock documentaries. I mean, I am, by the way,

510
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: speaking of substance abuse and not doing it, I guess,

511
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: or more realistically, I'm changing the subject.

512
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 2: More accurate segue is i'm changing the subject?

513
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: I am. Yeah. I'm three and a half weeks into

514
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: this whole thirty thing, and I so I haven't drink.

515
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to get graphic, but my movements are

516
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: like when I was fifteen years old. I feel so good.

517
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 1: I'm like have energy. It's great, and I wonder how

518
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: much of it really is that I'm not drinking. And

519
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 1: when I'm doing stand up, I remember every joke I

520
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: was going to tell.

521
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 2: I have to tell you We've talked about this a

522
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 2: million times, but as a person who when I drank

523
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 2: absolutely adored it. Just really yeah, and I do every

524
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 2: once in a while, like we'll have a beer if like.

525
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a beer in Hawaii years ago. I

526
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: remember I marked it on my calendar.

527
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 2: I had a couple my ties and Hawaii. Like if

528
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 2: I'm on vacation and there's certain people around me or whatever.

529
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 2: But it's all the people that when I do it,

530
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 2: they go okay, but there you can tell they're like,

531
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 2: don't start doing this again, and their nervousness keeps me

532
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 2: in check.

533
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: Sure.

534
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 2: Also the alcohol itself, because it absolutely makes me so sick,

535
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 2: and I kind of do it anyway. But overall, when

536
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 2: you have a constant stream of alcohol in your system,

537
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: it's a depressant. So even though you're having fun or whatever,

538
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 2: the long term like after effects are really depressant in

539
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 2: all kinds of voice depressant and inflammatory. So just it's

540
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 2: like having a poison come out of your system.

541
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: Where like yeah, and also you know, no sugar, all

542
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: the things. I'm just no processed food basically is what

543
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: it is. I'm meaning that's amazing, But I haven't lost

544
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: here's what's interesting. I've weigh maybe I've lost a couple pounds,

545
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: but my face shape has changed, right, And that was

546
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: all booze.

547
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 2: Cheeks inflamed booze cheeks.

548
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I also, you know, when I was nervous

549
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: to go up at the comedy store because I, you know,

550
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: because of history and me. I get nervous and I

551
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: realize you're human. I am. I I'm not usually nervous.

552
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I usually have one or two drinks before

553
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: every time I do stand up. That was running to me.

554
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well but that's kind of like that's natural.

555
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 2: You're in a bar, you're at a club, you know.

556
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 2: Oh here, I'm here, I have it. I need a beverage.

557
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 2: Like it's it's very it's a given. Almost. Wait did

558
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 2: you go do his show?

559
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: Fahim? Yeah? Yeah, And Fahim was so he This show

560
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: was like, here's three or four comics that are going

561
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: to break it up, but he was doing like seven

562
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: to ten minutes in between everyone of all new jokes.

563
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: He had them all typed out. He was trying to

564
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: get familiar with each one. They were just the fact

565
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: that they were typed out. I'm like, well, I've never

566
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: done that. They all he was so funny and they

567
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: all were like finished jokes. It was a entirely in

568
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: my mind, it was like watching someone try out a

569
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: new half hour and they all had a through line

570
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: and his act outs. A lot of people when they

571
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: do act outs, it's so obvious that they're doing them.

572
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: He does them during a point. He's not animated while

573
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: he talks, so when he stops and acts something out,

574
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: it's like a special treat because he's not animated otherwise.

575
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: And the idea is he had a joke about all

576
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: the wine drinking white ladies should be solving crimes, and

577
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: he acted out, all right, what do we got here, Jim,

578
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: And it was like a lady with wine and a

579
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: cops throwing up because it's so gory, and she's like,

580
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: all the way rookie. He set it up, of course,

581
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: way better. But it was a very, very my favorite murdery.

582
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: I wish you had seen that bit.

583
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 2: It was so funny, Like, I mean, I watched his oh.

584
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, hat trick trick.

585
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: But I started watching that and he is just he

586
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 2: is just I mean, we've done We've done this now

587
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 2: twice where he's on the show and then we talk

588
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 2: about him. Yeah the next time, it's okay. We get

589
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 2: a little bit of a fahim An war hangover because

590
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: we adore him so much. But yeah, he just is

591
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,239
Speaker 2: thinking through these ideas that like you told him when

592
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 2: he was on where it's like, I wish I thought

593
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 2: of that. It's so right there, But then the way

594
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 2: he does it is so different. And then the act

595
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 2: outs of course always like when he was doing the

596
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 2: thing of looking for the girl, like like meet me here,

597
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 2: meet me there, type of thing, and he keeps pulling up. Yeah, yeah, funny.

598
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so the most relatable. I don't think anyone's

599
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: I would venture to guess no one's done a joke

600
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: about that. When someone's on the move and you're trying

601
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: to meet up with them, it's such a on the

602
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: move yeah, oh yeah, we just left there. Oh god,

603
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: it's so hard to talk about someone's material. But he

604
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: was great, and he it was first and example, after

605
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: saying all those things about him, that's exactly what he's doing.

606
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: It was all, why didn't I think of that? Daily observations.

607
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: I want to be better at that, but I'm okay,

608
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: then I'm not. That's not my specialty, you.

609
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 2: Do a different thing if just you basically going, here's

610
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 2: what I think you're saying, because well, this is all

611
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 2: how I feel too. I admire the amount of work.

612
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 2: I admire the night after night dedication to the work,

613
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 2: and basically that I feel like when he's doing comedy,

614
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 2: he feels very free to just kind of try and

615
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 2: like and have it be like if it's not one

616
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 2: thousand percent, it's okay, which I know you and I

617
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 2: have that very perfectionistic tendency of like, if I'm not

618
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,719
Speaker 2: the best comedian on the show, I have failed, right,

619
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 2: Or like if I forget a joke, yeah, that's the

620
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 2: worst thing in the world. Where Like, I have a

621
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 2: feeling I've seen enough bits of his on like social

622
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 2: media and stuff to be like, yeah, he doesn't give

623
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 2: a shit, ye Like he's truly just like, yeah, I'm

624
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: just going to do it again later.

625
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: Whereas when I have a bit, even if it kind

626
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: of worked, if it didn't work as well as I

627
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: wanted it to, I've actually vocally apologized, either with my

628
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: face or by actually saying sorry, And I gotta stop

629
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: doing that. But also, it was a room full of

630
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 1: his fans that they really like him, and I have

631
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: to leave town to get that, it seems.

632
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 2: But I think you have to leave the town of

633
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 2: your mind is what you need to do.

634
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 1: You're right, I need to do some brain traveling.

635
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 2: Yes, get on the brain train and get out of town.

636
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: Let me pack my earbags.

637
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 2: Oh no, so we do you want to talk about that?

638
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 2: You have live shows coming up, and I think our

639
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 2: listeners love to support you all around this great names.

640
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 1: By the time this airs, I think we'll have to

641
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: be looking at May. But that's I'm going to New York,

642
00:34:56,040 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: and I'm going to Philadelphia, and I'm going to Vienna, Virginia,

643
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: which is basically Washington, d C. I think that's all

644
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: that's on that leg. But I very much want people

645
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 1: to go to the Bell House in New York. I

646
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: have sweaty nightmares about there's just being forty people in

647
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: the front row.

648
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 2: And the Bellhouse is the best. We had one of

649
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 2: our very before we had a touring agent. I booked

650
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 2: us at the Bellhouse and we didn't know. We were like, oh,

651
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 2: we're going to lose a live show at the Bell House.

652
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: And there's you know, whatever, three hundred tickets you can

653
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 2: sell or two hundred, and the guy from the Bellhouse

654
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 2: called and is like, what the hell, Like, we didn't

655
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 2: realize there was going to be a turnout or demand

656
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 2: at all, and we basically kind of fucked them up

657
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 2: because there was people like, Hey, I want to get

658
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 2: a ticket or whatever, and we were just like, I

659
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 2: was like, I'm so sorry. We didn't. We just didn't know.

660
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,479
Speaker 2: We didn't know our numbers. I had the exact same

661
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 2: fear and the exact same kind of like, oh, I

662
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 2: hope this goes good.

663
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: You don't know until it's happening, even because I'm not

664
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: that on top of online communicating with people's and then

665
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: cut to a year later, you too were selling out

666
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 1: Australian opera houses and everything.

667
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 2: Insane so neat. Yeah, but I think if you give

668
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 2: people enough time, like how we're doing on this podcast,

669
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 2: and then you're like, if you're in the New York

670
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 2: in the Tri state area and you want to see

671
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 2: Chris Fairbanks do stand up live, he is Brooklyn Bellhouse

672
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 2: in May, make it happen. Go support him. I mean

673
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: there's going to be three hundred dinosaurs.

674
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: I hope. So yeah, yeah, that was the one. Yeah,

675
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I want I'll do whatever to get people

676
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 1: in there. I will walk around with a sandwich board

677
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: pretend the world's ending, except it says I have a

678
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: show tonight at the Bellhouse.

679
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 2: The world's ending. I have a show tonight. You might

680
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 2: as well go.

681
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you don't go to this show, to me,

682
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 1: the world has ended. That's what my sandwich we'll say.

683
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 2: Do not induce the apocalypse, you selfish asshole. Go to

684
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 2: the Bellhouse in May to see.

685
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: Chris Ferbick continued on back and then I have to

686
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: turn around.

687
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,879
Speaker 2: And then on the back it just says how much

688
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 2: we love fahim on water all the way down.

689
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: Not to keep dragging this through the soil. But that's

690
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,479
Speaker 1: all saying. Anyway, that's down my leg.

691
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: Can I just say that and not to dip into

692
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 2: the weather? Small to whatever it is? Yes, okay, thank you.

693
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 2: There's a leak in my ceiling and it's I have

694
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 2: like literally a bowl on the ground with a dish

695
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 2: towel under it. I'm just catching water, which is insane.

696
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 2: It's like there's so much rain here and rain has

697
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 2: not stopped for days.

698
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: What is insane is you have a beautiful house, but

699
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: both of our places were built just after the turn

700
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: in the center or maybe no, Oh, yours was the fifties.

701
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 2: Right, mine's nineteen fifty.

702
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, mine is nineteen thirty. And I have and it's

703
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: nothing to write home about. And the wiring is horrifying.

704
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: It's wrapped in fabric. I have no leaks, and I'm

705
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: not shoving this in your face, but I've been dry

706
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 1: as a bone in here.

707
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 2: Baby, God damn it, but it's not your foot thatage,

708
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 2: it's good.

709
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: Did you know yesterday there was a tornado in Bellflower?

710
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: Like did you see the footage? In Los Angeles? So far,

711
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:33,439
Speaker 1: we've gotten more rain than famous rain city Seattle, which

712
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,439
Speaker 1: has not had a shortage of rain this year. We've

713
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: exceeded in a rainfall and this welcome to the weather.

714
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 1: And a tornado in Los Angeles? Has that ever happened?

715
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,760
Speaker 1: And we're the footage. You need to look at it

716
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: if you haven't. Literally, chunks of roof were ripped off

717
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: several buildings and windows shattered on cars, Yeah, multiple cars

718
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: because of flying roof to bris.

719
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 2: And I think that people, if you're not from Los Angeles,

720
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 2: it's not just like, oh, we're not used to this

721
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 2: kind of rain. For the past, would you say five

722
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 2: years it has been bone dry here. We're like the

723
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,479
Speaker 2: last two summers. I've been stressed the whole summer because

724
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's so hot and there's no moisture everything.

725
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 2: And that's our big thing was the fires, yea, and

726
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 2: there were so many wildfires because this whole state was

727
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 2: dry as a bone and now there's water everywhere. And

728
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:31,879
Speaker 2: up north. There were two cyclones that came in at

729
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 2: the same time in right around San Francisco, which is

730
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 2: right where I'm from. Two cyclones basically hid at the

731
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 2: same time, and at one point there was the winds

732
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 2: were so high. I saw a woman of a video

733
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 2: on TikTok. She lives in this high rise in San Francisco,

734
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 2: and her couch blew off of her deck down onto

735
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 2: literally like it looked like ten or twenty stories down

736
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 2: onto just the sidewalk. Just it just picked up and

737
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 2: blew off.

738
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, semis were tipping over on the Bay Bridge, and

739
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: I saw a TikTok. We love TikTok weather. I saw

740
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: a building in San where it was just raining the

741
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: windows off of a skyscraper, glass flying like frisbees. No

742
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: one was injured.

743
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 2: What do you mean, oh, it was blowing off the windows.

744
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: Like glass on a finished building was flying off and

745
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: flying through the air. What I mean if you get

746
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: hit with one of those, your last thought it has

747
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: to be man, I must have deserved that. Yeah, you're

748
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: immediately like, of course if any of you have lost

749
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: someone to a flying window pane at a jugg little contention. Again,

750
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: a lot of what I say is flippant outbursts. Yeah,

751
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: and I mean you no harm.

752
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 2: And Ai Zoom if you lost a loved one, if you,

753
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 2: as Ai can imagine losing a loved one in one

754
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 2: to get revenge, don't do it.

755
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: I think Zoom has sort of lost its older brother Skype.

756
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 2: Remember when Skype that people would always be like that

757
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 2: was the big kind of like innovation in the early

758
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 2: two thousand, people like, we're going to do a live

759
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 2: Skype and that's I worked in TV at the time,

760
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 2: where I'd be like, don't do it, don't it's the worst, Like,

761
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 2: no one wants to see a worse version of your

762
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: own TV screen with somebody with terrible sound, and they're

763
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: kind of like far away, Yeah, no, don't do it.

764
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: No, let's all tune in for the most boring TV show. Ever, Hey,

765
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: and here's the catch, it's also poor quality.

766
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 2: Am I cut out? Okay, stick around, We'll be right back.

767
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. I cannot believe there's a tornado. Look it up

768
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: if you don't believe me.

769
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 2: It's so weird. But also the thing that's tripping me

770
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 2: out is usually in southern California compared to northern California

771
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 2: or the PN word word, it does not rain consistently.

772
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 2: It doesn't rain for a whole day down here, because

773
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 2: this is like a we're actually at arid desert climate.

774
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 2: We just came and built things to make it seem

775
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 2: like it's not, but that's the natural set. So down here,

776
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 2: if it rains, it'll rain for like forty minutes and stop.

777
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 2: It'll rain for a little bit of the afternoon and stop.

778
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 2: It's been raining for like six weeks. It's like fucking unbelievable.

779
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: And everyone knows I like to snowboard, and I keep

780
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: trying to meet other friends that snowboard at my level,

781
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: mainly because then you're at the bottom and get on

782
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 1: the chairlift. At the same time, it's kind of a

783
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: pain to go with someone not at your level. I

784
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: still haven't found anyone but doesn't Mammoth Mountain. The pictures

785
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: are insane. The chairlift is covered with snow like what

786
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: is usually thirty feet above the snow. In certain parts,

787
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: wind has blown snow. They've gotten so much snowfall that

788
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: you can't even go there. They're just now getting to

789
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,240
Speaker 1: where it's dug out and you can ride the bottom

790
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 1: part of the mountain. So even though I'm looking at

791
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: these pictures and I'm like, oh God, I look at

792
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: that snow that would feel so good to ride on,

793
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 1: you can't go up there. It's too much snow times

794
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: one hundred.

795
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 2: Well, and also there's already snow up there, and then

796
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 2: it could start snowing again, and then you could get

797
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 2: socked in, like what happened to all those people in

798
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 2: Lake Arrowhead, where there were people who went up there

799
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 2: for the weekend to get away. It started snowing, it

800
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 2: didn't stop. There was ten fucking feet of snow and

801
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 2: they had to emergency like life back in a bunch

802
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 2: of like water and food.

803
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so funny to me, and I am someone

804
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: I grew up a snow like that is not bad

805
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: news to me. I just think of how badly I

806
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: wanted snow since nineteen eighty eight when I first started

807
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 1: playing in it. And so imagine if you don't, if

808
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,919
Speaker 1: you just live at Lake Arrowhead and you're not into

809
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: skin and skiing or sledding or anything, it's just got

810
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 1: to be like the worst. You're just locked in your house,

811
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:08,959
Speaker 1: which I have.

812
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 2: To say I wouldn't mind. I'm a big isolator and

813
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 2: I do enjoy it. But the idea that you're locked

814
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 2: in and you're just slowly you're slowly running out of food.

815
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 2: Now you're down to like boiling black beans and panicking,

816
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 2: and then even then people aren't coming like they it's

817
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 2: so close to I mean, it's literally what an hour

818
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 2: drive back down the mountain to be like at any

819
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 2: fast food joint you want. It's not like you're way

820
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 2: out in the middle of nowhere. You're relatively close to,

821
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 2: you know, immediate civilization, and those people are just like

822
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 2: we're trapped. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.

823
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: I feel bad. I feel bad for an old Brooks Sweland.

824
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,760
Speaker 1: He just went up for a getaway with his lady friend.

825
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 1: He was there a week, had to wait for the

826
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 1: plowman to come. Jesus Christ, he's okay, he's Okay Brooks,

827
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: say is Okay Brooks.

828
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 2: I believe, and he'll make it through no matter what.

829
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 2: That's what he's all about. He's resilient. But I saw

830
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 2: that there was a video on TikTok from Mammoth of

831
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 2: the guy that was standing tapping the top of the

832
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,479
Speaker 2: ski lift and you don't He's just standing on snow

833
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 2: and tapping this thing, and you're like, okay, who cares?

834
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 2: And then they show the picture of where how it

835
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 2: normally is and it's like he's literally three stories up

836
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 2: tapping on the top of the thing. It's nuts.

837
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: And as someone that never got the training of how

838
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: to not die in one I am scared of avalanches. Yeah,

839
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: it's a very real thing. There's a little sensor in

840
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,760
Speaker 1: my jacket, so after three weeks you would find my body.

841
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 2: But oh good, it's not enough of a comfort.

842
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm not too worried about burial or ashes. Are you

843
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: even finding me that?

844
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 2: I mean, it's good that I guess you splurged for

845
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 2: the corpse retrieval button, but you don't have to do

846
00:45:58,920 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 2: it next time.

847
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: It's a button. Oh at last, I thank god, At

848
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: the last minute, I tripped off my corpse retrieval button.

849
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 2: Okay, there he is down there. Great.

850
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: Otherwise you have to have a walkie talkie like a transceiver.

851
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: I just that's things I'll get later after I start with.

852
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 2: Also, I've seen, like I'm sure you have to, you know,

853
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 2: documentary footage or whatever somebody that like gets into not

854
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 2: even an avalanche, but just like getting into snow, like it's.

855
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: A horrible like where it's sliding, yeah.

856
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 2: Or like being covered by snow where it knocks you

857
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 2: over and then you don't know if you're standing upright

858
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 2: or upside down. Yeah, you know that kind of thing. Yeah,

859
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 2: you have to like dig for light. And so, I

860
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 2: mean that's.

861
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: There are times, and I didn't realize how serious of

862
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 1: a situation it was. There are times where I've just

863
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: messed up on the edge of a trail and tumbled

864
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: into a tree. Well, and then the snow so I'm

865
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: upside down in a you know, a recessed part at

866
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 1: the base of a tree, and then the snow from

867
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 1: the top of the tree falls on you. So suddenly

868
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 1: you're on no, but there's several pounds of loose snow

869
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 1: on you. Even though you're really your feet are still

870
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 1: sticking out you're strapped into a board and you I

871
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: have spent an entire hour just trying to stay calm

872
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: and digging out so I can get myself inverted and

873
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 1: undo my board. There are you know, if you're upside

874
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: down that long, you can die just from that. Yeah,

875
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 1: And it's happened to me, and I didn't. I was

876
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: just like, oh, that was frustrating. I didn't realize how

877
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:43,439
Speaker 1: dangerous that situation is. So maybe good, Maybe it's good

878
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 1: that I haven't snowboarded. I have my board all waxed.

879
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: It's right by the door. I just think someone's gonna

880
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: come over and take me to them.

881
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,280
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you'll, you'll always be ready, yeah and ready.

882
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 2: But do you think that if with that much snow,

883
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 2: like how how could you're saying? Is there is the

884
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 2: likelihood of an avalanche increased?

885
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,240
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh, especially because.

886
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: You're going on the way up hills. I was thinking

887
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,359
Speaker 2: of like this, especially if it.

888
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: Got really cold and there's ice, and then on top

889
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,479
Speaker 1: of that there's a new pack of fresh snow that's

890
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: just on a snow slide like it's Oh, that's why

891
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 1: when you're checking for avalanche, you have to look at

892
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: the layers and tap it. That's why I thought you

893
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: said the guy, what's tappened? I kind of know how

894
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: to figure out if it's dangerous or not. I just

895
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: don't know how to not say, well, we shouldn't snowboard today.

896
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: I'll just be like duly noted it's dangerous, and I

897
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 1: go with my day and.

898
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 2: Then I'm informed, yes, you can sign the can you

899
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 2: sign verbally signed the consent to say? I was warned.

900
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: Years ago that I had the chance if I could

901
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: have just come up with like four hundred dollars for

902
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: gas money to be part of my My very good

903
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: friend Ross was in a snowboard video where the helicopter

904
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: had a landing pad on a boat and they went

905
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: to Alaska and they dropped them at the top of

906
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: these mountains, and then someone in the helicopter would be

907
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: telling them, oh, to your left, don't go that way,

908
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: there's a twelve foot cliff. Go to your right, my right,

909
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: or you're right like these it's never been ridden before

910
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,919
Speaker 1: a lot of these mountains. And I when I watched

911
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: that footage, I was like, oh, I very much. This

912
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: would have been a point where I realized is ain't

913
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: over my head? All of my friends and Ross are

914
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: way better than me. I would have been in danger.

915
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: I was very glad. I it would have been an experience,

916
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: and I known how to not get in trouble. I

917
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: just would have to publicly be like I'm scared, I'm

918
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: going this way, and then they'd all make fun of me.

919
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 2: But it wouldn't be as bad as the time I

920
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 2: went skiing. First and last what happened and it was

921
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 2: my ex's family because they all ski, and his dad

922
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 2: was like, I want to teach you to ski. It

923
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 2: would be my honor, and I was like okay, but

924
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm old, and I am very like

925
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 2: as you well know, like kind of said in my

926
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: ways and kind of like when I know something is

927
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 2: a no, it's a no and I won't discuss it

928
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 2: with you. But I really wanted to, Like I don't know,

929
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 2: it's like a skiing thing. Skiing people are very separate,

930
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 2: different than me. I always feel like they're better. So

931
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I should learn to ski, not to mention.

932
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: The pressure to bond within laws right.

933
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 2: And please people. So he taught me for like i'd

934
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 2: say a little over half an hour how to go

935
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 2: and we were on like the bunny slopes and it's

936
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 2: like pizza friends. And even then it was more of

937
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 2: a verbal discussion than it was, like I think I

938
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 2: actually tried it two times, and then I think I

939
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 2: went down the bunny slope once and it went fine,

940
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 2: and so i've it's like Karen. And then we had

941
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 2: lunch and I was like, I have to take these

942
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 2: boots off. They're too small. And then afterwards Pete's like,

943
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 2: let's go up like the regular run, and I'm like,

944
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 2: I can't. I just don't think I can't. I don't

945
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 2: think I know enough, and he's like, come on, it

946
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 2: means a lot or I don't know whatever. We go

947
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 2: up there and we start down this thing and it's

948
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 2: like people are speeding past little kids, yeah, and everybody

949
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 2: going down this narrow thing and I'm like, no, I

950
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 2: do not know how to do this. Like what I

951
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:36,240
Speaker 2: did all day today was basically on a big flat

952
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 2: driveway and this is like a literal run. There's no

953
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 2: way I can do this. And so we start going

954
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 2: down and like then there's immediately a turn. I was like, no,

955
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 2: I was not taught anything. If this is what we were

956
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 2: supposed to be doing, I know nothing right now, and

957
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 2: I ended up They had to call ski patrol. I

958
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 2: had to get like in a little cart. I had

959
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 2: to get pulled down the mount and it was the

960
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 2: most humulating thing. Took off them boots and was just

961
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 2: like did you grow.

962
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: And pretending pretended to be hurt. Oh, my aching broken leg.

963
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 2: It was almost like I started. It was almost like

964
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 2: I was hurt because I wouldn't stop putting my legs

965
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 2: and feet in the wrong position. They're like, just don't

966
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 2: don't do that. I'm like, right, but I can't keep

967
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 2: sliding down this hill out of control, like if I

968
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 2: don't do this, oh, because I kept sticking. I was

969
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 2: jamming my ski poles into the ground to keep myself

970
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 2: from going forward. Like it was a total disaster to

971
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 2: the point where they had to and it was it

972
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 2: was his mom that was like, this is ridiculous. We're

973
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 2: calling ski patrol. Where it was just like, yeah, how

974
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 2: the fuck else am I going to get down here?

975
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 2: Like I'm not choosing to not go down. I don't

976
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 2: know how to ski, like it was a nightmare. And

977
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 2: I just remember laying back in that little cart that

978
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,479
Speaker 2: they caught you down in as if I'd have broken

979
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 2: legg staring up and being like this. I've done a

980
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 2: lot of humilating things in my life. I think this

981
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,439
Speaker 2: might be this is number one.

982
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 1: And it's always under the chair, everyone watching you. Oh yeah,

983
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: memorize that jacket. We have to heckler in the lodge.

984
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: You better be.

985
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 2: Limping skiing alongside you and looking down like literally like

986
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:20,359
Speaker 2: what happened? It was? It was awful. It was really bad.

987
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 2: And I also wanted to like, didn't. I don't. I'm

988
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 2: not telling the story to be critical because his dad

989
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 2: was so lovingly like, I want to impart sure to

990
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 2: you so we can all enjoy this together. And it's

991
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 2: like it does it. It's more. It takes more than

992
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 2: an hour to impart that.

993
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: Yes, it takes a long time to get to where

994
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: it's not dangerous for you to be up there. I've

995
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 1: always taken it really seriously when I but I when

996
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: I am with someone that isn't that Like I brought

997
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: a girlfriend years and years ago. I had a girlfriend

998
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: from Orange County and we went to Montana and she

999
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: wanted a snowboard and I went off with my friends

1000
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: because I was in my twenties and and she of

1001
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 1: course got caught in a tree well and well stuck.

1002
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: She was gone all day. I'm like, oh, I she's died.

1003
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 1: I don't and very she very much could have. And

1004
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 1: it was just falling off of a traverse trail and

1005
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: landing in a I'm realizing now what the position I

1006
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: put her in, just because I was like, but she

1007
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: wanted she really wanted to go.

1008
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,399
Speaker 2: It wasn't just me, but I think people don't. It's

1009
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 2: like people don't understand. It's like that kind of thing

1010
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 2: where like if you were roller skating and you've been

1011
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 2: roller skating for five years, then it's like, yeah, it's

1012
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 2: no big deal, we're gonna roller skate. But if you

1013
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 2: just put on roller skates, remember that thing where you'd

1014
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 2: like hold the wall and anytime someone passes you, you're like,

1015
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 2: I could have fallen down. Like there's a part of it,

1016
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,240
Speaker 2: of all that kind of thing where it's the letting

1017
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 2: go that's part of it, and like trusting yourself and

1018
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 2: finding that balance. If you're in fear, then you're fucked

1019
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 2: because then you're doing everything kind of backwards and off balance.

1020
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: When I would skateboard in front of the house, my

1021
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: mom would occasionally come out and she's like, can I try?

1022
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: And I was just like, no, no, you can't. You will.

1023
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: I'm already traumatized enough when she carried my trombone home

1024
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: from packs and slipped on ice and broke her tailbone.

1025
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,280
Speaker 2: Oh shit.

1026
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: I quit blowing the horn because of that.

1027
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should have anyway.

1028
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think now?

1029
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 2: See the goddamn horn never beated it.

1030
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 1: Same thing with my lips. Didn't need that two hundred

1031
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: dollars sweat locker spit valve. Having disgusting, chapped lips. Every day,

1032
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: no one talk to me. It'd bang against my braces.

1033
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was so worried that my mom would just,

1034
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: like when I wasn't looking, trying to drop in on

1035
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: my quarter pipe and break her arms. I'm just, yeah,

1036
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: physically protective.

1037
00:55:57,160 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 2: Of my mom. Well, and also because especially skateboarding. My

1038
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 2: ex also took my nephew, Johnny, who at the time

1039
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:10,240
Speaker 2: was I think ten Now he's like thirty. It's so crazy,

1040
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,359
Speaker 2: But they went there was a new skate indoor skate

1041
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 2: park in Pedaluma, and they went to it because Johnny

1042
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 2: was got super into skateboarding, and of course Pete had

1043
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 2: a skateboard. Yeah, and he dropped in and he you know,

1044
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:29,240
Speaker 2: but his pretty serious bowl. Yeah, he dropped in immediately

1045
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:33,280
Speaker 2: did something his ankle like rolled his ankle fell down

1046
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 2: and then just was like at the bottom of it.

1047
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:39,839
Speaker 2: And Johnny rode back over. And then some kids came

1048
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 2: over and one of the kids goes, I think your

1049
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 2: grandpa's did.

1050
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 1: He just jumped a generation.

1051
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 2: It was just like all humiliation upon insult upon emiliation,

1052
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 2: just like worse the worst, so embarrassing.

1053
00:56:55,520 --> 00:57:00,040
Speaker 1: Nothing's worth nothing, nothing is worth Wow, why can't I

1054
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 1: Nothing's worse than being writhing in pain and off in

1055
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 1: the distance you hear a child call you grandpa.

1056
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 2: Just put the icing on the cake there.

1057
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm not saying I would if it was

1058
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: an indoor facility and there was a teacher there. I

1059
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: think moms can. All moms should skateboard. That's what's my

1060
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 1: mind has been opened, not only to how long there's

1061
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 1: guys my age that are still on top of their game,

1062
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: and I all I do is follow moms and kids

1063
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 1: and little girls that are really good at skateboarding. It

1064
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 1: blows my mind. I could not have anticipated it just

1065
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: ten years ago. And I love it, but it is

1066
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 1: not anything to lightly go into and think that you're

1067
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 1: just going to do it, you will break your wrist. Well.

1068
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 2: And also if you are, like speaking as a middle

1069
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 2: aged woman who does a lot of sitting in front

1070
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 2: of her zoom all day long, it's not the kind

1071
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 2: of skateboarding is the kind of thing where it's like

1072
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 2: unless you're very limber and like have balance and really good,

1073
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,919
Speaker 2: like you practice balance, because it's not casual. Your mom

1074
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 2: was like, can I try it? Can I hop up

1075
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 2: on that board? You're being realistic. It's like, no, No,

1076
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 2: you need to go practice some shit. You need to

1077
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 2: go do some ankle moves. You need to like, you know,

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00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 2: to work on it a little bit because this thing

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Speaker 2: will absolutely snap your neck if you do it.

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00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: Wrong, unless it's a robot. Skateboard that is voiced by

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00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: Dom Deluiz as in the movie three movies The Skateboard

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00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: Kid one through two, which was produced and directed by

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00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: Who's the guy that did all this stuff with Tim Conway.

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Speaker 2: Harvey Harvey Corman.

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Speaker 1: Harvey Corman made these movies, so the voice is Dom deluiz.

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00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 1: I watched it with with Doug Millard when I was

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Speaker 1: in Austin. It was it's the funniest, weirdest, like, oh

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00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: my god, we've evolved as a society type of movie

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00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 1: where you watch and you're like, I cannot believe they

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00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: made this. It was, you know, around the time of

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00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 1: Goonies and Ghoolies and all those shows. It's a skateboard

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00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: that talks and tells jokes. It's just like Jack Frost,

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00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,919
Speaker 1: the talking snowman. That is your dead dad. The fact

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00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: that those cocaine riddled pitch meetings were giving the green

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00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: thumb and they're like, yeah, it's a talk at skateboard.

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00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 1: It flies around all of a sudden. The kid's good,

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00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: kids love it. Yeah, yeah, dom DeLuise, when is he?

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00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,919
Speaker 1: You know, he's the reason that people like cannon Ball run.

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00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 1: Let's make snort. Let's all snort this line off of

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00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 1: this board meeting table or Chairman of the Board, the

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00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:37,479
Speaker 1: Surf movie with.

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00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 2: Carrot Top, Oh yeah, that's right, or Son in Law

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00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 2: with Polly Shore.

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00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: There was a tweet about Ernest you know that the

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00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 1: man who went to camp and was in the army

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00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 1: and did all the things Polly Shore did and movie

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00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: the form Jail. Yeah, he went to jail. He saved Christmas.

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00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 1: There was a tweet that had the list. I'm like, wait,

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01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 1: that's nine thing things. There's no way there was nine movies.

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Speaker 1: Scarring a guy that was a Orange County cars pitch man.

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01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 1: He kid, Yeah, like he had commercials Cohen, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Verne, we got nineteen eighty eight Toyota

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01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 1: that like you can find his original work, which is

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01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: clearly just another coked up executive watching TV. They're like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Let's see what's on that guy, him,

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Speaker 1: the guy in the commercial. Let's give him twelve movies.

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01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 1: It's nineteen eighty seven. What do we have to lose?

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Speaker 2: That's back when in nineteen eighty seven there was literally

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01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 2: four people in charge. They were all white men that

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Speaker 2: were sixty two, and they had terrible taste. And that

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01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 2: explains everything that was happening back then. Yeah, yeah, it's

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01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 2: the skateboard kid. Oh we did it. That's an hour boom.

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Speaker 1: I see that blows my mind? Does that mean? And

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Speaker 1: I think it does because that seemed like the fast

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Speaker 1: this one we've ever done. Does that just mean we

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01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: were our best and the funniest. Yes, that is what

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01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 1: it means.

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Speaker 2: Huh every time?

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01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 1: God, how what's going to be the ceiling on this

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01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 1: the ceiling, Karen. Sure, one day I'll be able to

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01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 1: enunciate words. But above that, how I mean do it?

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01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 1: We're just going to keep getting better. Yes than what?

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Speaker 2: Then we might have comedy acts that we can do

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Speaker 2: publicly and proudly.

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01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, it's all.

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01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 2: It's all going into the talent pot what I like

1137
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 2: to call the talent pop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll mix it on my high powered agent

1139
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 1: stick or spooned. Probably not a stick but a spoon.

1140
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 2: The little agent spoon just stirred around. They make it

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01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 2: happen with the one pinky.

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01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: Our success is just witchcraft. Or you got to be

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01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 1: a waiter. I just watched a thing where it's like

1144
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence, Findy, every one that's famous was discovered while

1145
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 1: waiting on someone. That's another that's more of a nineties thing,

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01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 1: I think.

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01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 2: But Jennifer Anderson was a NEPO baby. She's not on

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Speaker 2: that list. A famous soap opera.

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01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: Yeah there was. There was a whole list of them.

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01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 1: And it's just like you're in a park, someone approaches

1151
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 1: you and your mom and says, you've got the goods

1152
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 1: to be a model. Ashton Poucher and then all of

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01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,439
Speaker 1: a sudden or Jennifer Lawrence is someone that's very good

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01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 1: at acting. I just watched all the Hunger Games thoroughly

1155
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: enjoyed the second one to where I cried five times.

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01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 1: But she is very good. And she just was hanging

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01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 1: out with her mom and someone was like, you'd be

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Speaker 1: a good model. I'm so high on coke and then

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Speaker 1: look at her now, Well, this was a fast one

1160
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 1: because we had fun. You're fun. That was fun.

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01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 2: It was fun.

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01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been listening to Do You Need a Ride?

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Speaker 1: D you y in? Hey you are? This has been

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Speaker 1: an exactly Right.

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Speaker 2: Production produced by Analise Nelson.

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01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:07,479
Speaker 1: Mixed by Edson Choi.

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Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Kottner.

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Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 2: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y nar Podcast.

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Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Oh You're welcome.