Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show.
Speaker 2: Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1: So you know I don't hear you now. I was
Speaker 1: flipping on Instagram yesterday. I was running pretty hard yesterday
Speaker 1: all day long. But I did have me a long
Speaker 1: Instagram time. Clipped the next one and then I saw
Speaker 1: Abby with a boyfriend picture on the front.
Speaker 3: I saw that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I added a picture.
Speaker 1: Front front of the whole carousel and wasn't even like
Speaker 1: she really acknowledged it. She's used a bunch of emojis.
Speaker 1: It was like guitar love dirt. It's so look at you.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was Did you guys have.
Speaker 1: A conversation like are you ready for me to post this?
Speaker 1: And no?
Speaker 5: I just texted him later. I was like, oh, I
Speaker 5: posted pictures by.
Speaker 1: The way, that's all.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did he ever say though he doesn't care if you
Speaker 1: posted you get Have you had that conversation? Yeah?
Speaker 5: We have. He was like, I don't care, Like I
Speaker 5: really don't.
Speaker 1: How many followers do you thirty thousand? I think I'd
Speaker 1: be Lee Anderson thirty five almost thirty six thousand. I'd
Speaker 1: be Lee L E.
Speaker 3: I G. H.
Speaker 1: Anderson And there you two are.
Speaker 5: Everybody was saying hard lunch. That was everybody's messaging me.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I saw Morgan say that.
Speaker 5: Oh no, usually I don't post that. I like to
Speaker 5: keep it kind of private. But I was like, why not.
Speaker 1: So the first pictures of you guys like sitting in
Speaker 1: a restaurant or a bar or something. The second is
Speaker 1: him holding you, like on the lake.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just kind of.
Speaker 4: Like a recent you know, lately.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was strategic.
Speaker 3: No, it was you introduced him to everything that was.
Speaker 1: You kind of hid that in this was happening. Hey,
Speaker 1: you can't get on over on us.
Speaker 5: I was gonna yeah, I was gonna do like song
Speaker 5: lyrics or something cheesy.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you didn't want to make it all about that.
Speaker 1: So you're like, well, a five disguise in a carousel
Speaker 1: of different pictures. Maybe it won't look like I'm just
Speaker 1: going I got my boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Like what lyrics? Were you thinking? Like she's in love
Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: I love this the Megan Maroney song he Won't make
Speaker 5: You Wonder, He Won't make you Wonder.
Speaker 1: I don't know that one.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's really good. It's kind of about like he's not. Obviously,
Speaker 5: he's not gonna make you wonder like he's what are
Speaker 5: the words?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Thinks you're still going pretty good.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, they're going great. I love spending time with him,
Speaker 5: Like I always want to leave and just go spend
Speaker 5: time with him.
Speaker 4: And I've never had that. You know, that's sweet.
Speaker 3: But you've always wanted to spend time with but she
Speaker 3: says she's never had any woman that.
Speaker 4: When I look back, I'm like, I don't know. So
Speaker 4: in comparison, yeah, in comparison.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've wanted, you want, You love the idea of
Speaker 1: wanting to spend time with someone, so you've tried to
Speaker 1: force it. But this is, yes, more natural.
Speaker 5: I just like ignored red flags and was like in
Speaker 5: denial with the other guys. Yes, I was like, they'll change,
Speaker 5: but here there's no red flags that I.
Speaker 4: Need to ignore.
Speaker 1: These flowers in the picture, huh.
Speaker 5: So when I was hosting the Indie Country Showdown, like,
Speaker 5: he came to watch and he brought them for me. H,
Speaker 5: it is so sweet.
Speaker 1: I mean half of these pictures are him. So you
Speaker 1: can't act like you were just doing a carousel and
Speaker 1: a good good good.
Speaker 5: I think it's a good balance of my life the
Speaker 5: past couple of months.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, you're not tricking us and acting like
Speaker 1: you were just posting your life like it was that's great.
Speaker 3: You were just.
Speaker 1: Posting it with some fills like.
Speaker 6: She's like Monday, Yeah, just a normal Monday or whatever
Speaker 6: it was. When did you post it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think it was two.
Speaker 1: Days ago, Sunday, So Sunday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well congratulations
Speaker 1: as thank you. What's what's what's the day like for you? Guys? Now?
Speaker 1: Do you text through the day?
Speaker 4: Yes? We do, I mean after I don't text much.
Speaker 1: We do good morning text? Does he do good morning text? Yeah?
Speaker 5: We do. Every morning. We kind of switch off whoever
Speaker 5: is up first or you know.
Speaker 1: And is it just like good morning or it's like
Speaker 1: good morning beautiful, or.
Speaker 4: Is it like it's just good morning.
Speaker 5: I mean he said good morning beautiful a couple of times,
Speaker 5: like good morning, Katie.
Speaker 3: That's what you respond, That's what I say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then if we're not.
Speaker 6: If we.
Speaker 1: Dude though, I don't want to be called cutie.
Speaker 6: You don't. That's a small I did ask Sexy, would
Speaker 6: you prefer.
Speaker 1: Good morning morning or dude, man, good morning?
Speaker 3: If your girl's a good morning dude. That'd be like,
Speaker 3: I'm not like you didn't like me.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying I don't like cute.
Speaker 5: I asked him if that bothered him. I was like,
Speaker 5: do you like that? And he said it doesn't bother him.
Speaker 5: So I don't say it that much. Just a couple
Speaker 5: of times.
Speaker 1: Maybe I just have issues with masculinity and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to call me qute, beauty, qut doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like something you call your man happy.
Speaker 3: Does he listen to the show? No at all?
Speaker 4: Zero, No, he really doesn't.
Speaker 3: So he doesn't know how Lunchbox treats you or anything.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, he knows that part.
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you think about that?
Speaker 5: So he has seen stuff like on Facebook? Yeah, he
Speaker 5: doesn't really like it at all. And you heard the
Speaker 5: shirt thing too, What.
Speaker 1: Does he want to be like?
Speaker 4: He doesn't get mad.
Speaker 5: No, but.
Speaker 3: We've all kind of gone through that a little right.
Speaker 1: My very first I used to ever co host Jill
Speaker 1: way back in the day. She was an intern. It's
Speaker 1: the first time I ever started a show and Jill
Speaker 1: was with me. She got married, but even when she
Speaker 1: had a serious boyfriend, like he called nicebox. Like the voicemail,
Speaker 1: I was gonna beat the crap out of him, that's yeah.
Speaker 2: Did he ever No, he said, I don't ever talk
Speaker 2: to her that way. And then that night was our
Speaker 2: company Christmas party, and I thought he was joking. I
Speaker 2: went to shake his hand and goes I told you
Speaker 2: in the voicemail, never try to shake my hand. I
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, okay, cool man, were you scared. No,
Speaker 2: we used to party to get me and him, used
Speaker 2: to go to six Street together once a week. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but then you start talking to this woman and then
Speaker 2: something happened, and that.
Speaker 3: Happened he got mad.
Speaker 2: You were like, he got mad, and then we weren't
Speaker 2: friends anymore.
Speaker 6: No, it's definitely a theme. At the beginning of my marriage,
Speaker 6: it was a huge problem. Like huge, Like there was
Speaker 6: times where I was like, you don't have to come
Speaker 6: up here. He wanted to be Oh yeah, like he
Speaker 6: wanted to come up or he's like I can't. I
Speaker 6: can't even look at him. I can't even talk to
Speaker 6: that guy. If I talked to him, it's just gonna
Speaker 6: be a problem. I'm like, gay, well, can you just
Speaker 6: say hi? Why would I say hi?
Speaker 1: For looking back? Though your husband would have killed lunch
Speaker 1: I think Lunchbox can take your boyfriend. Now, Mabby, I'm
Speaker 1: just looking at him. What if I squared him up?
Speaker 1: I think Lunchbox has got your boy in a physical.
Speaker 4: No way, no, no, no, no, he's strong.
Speaker 3: Lunchbox can't touch his shoulder.
Speaker 1: Are gonna be like this, but he's super strong on
Speaker 1: the inside.
Speaker 5: Okay, how tall are you Lunchbox like five eleven? Oh,
Speaker 5: he's six one, and he's strong. He is really strong.
Speaker 1: I think Lunchbox can take him. I put them. I
Speaker 1: put money on lunch I wouldn't have put him against
Speaker 1: Amy's ex husband. Oh gosh, all of us with a
Speaker 1: fingernail file.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't see not all of us together. We
Speaker 3: could take him, three of us. We'd have to like
Speaker 3: throw something at him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to like broke his eyes out. But yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't like I can't see his body. He looks
Speaker 1: like a small guy. Some of you call qut for example.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, I'm never gonna call him that, againtie.
Speaker 4: I think that's I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 4: else is.
Speaker 1: If it works, then good, Yeah you can say cute
Speaker 1: if you.
Speaker 4: Have done it a couple of he likes it.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm happy that you're happy.
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: And does he want to come find Lunchbox? Has he
Speaker 1: ever said that, like if I ever see him, I'm
Speaker 1: going to punch him.
Speaker 5: No, he hasn't said it, because remember he met him,
Speaker 5: but Lunchbox is super nice to me when he was around.
Speaker 4: He didn't get to see that side of him.
Speaker 2: You act like I'm mean to you all the time.
Speaker 2: Just because I say you suck at singing doesn't.
Speaker 4: Mean you are not that nice?
Speaker 2: What what? What else have I done?
Speaker 5: You're not very friendly over there when I'm answering the phones,
Speaker 5: like you just walked by me.
Speaker 2: My hea, what up? It's that phone? Line three is ringing.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a little tips, you give me.
Speaker 5: Tips on the line three? You just try to distract me.
Speaker 1: Abby, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: By the way, a lot of response on your Thomas
Speaker 1: Jefferson painting.
Speaker 5: Really you know what I was thinking? Because I didn't
Speaker 5: paint the collar like should I do?
Speaker 6: I wanted it to.
Speaker 4: Look like a jersey.
Speaker 1: No, No, We're good. Looks great? Okay, looks great? So
Speaker 1: where are you next?
Speaker 3: So cow boys?
Speaker 4: That would be It was not Hamilton, by the way
Speaker 4: you texted me.
Speaker 1: I don't remember either. But when's that one due?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm asking anyone, when do you think you had that
Speaker 1: one done?
Speaker 5: It's taken a little longer?
Speaker 1: Why because the blue is so hard?
Speaker 5: Eddie is.
Speaker 1: That's David is doing the Celtics jersey. I don't know
Speaker 1: who that is?
Speaker 3: Most are?
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, you know. I got a huge Albert
Speaker 1: Einstein yesterday. I thought it was you see it the
Speaker 1: house I opened. I got your box into the house
Speaker 1: and I was like, I didn't order anything like this.
Speaker 1: And then I opened it and it's a monster. It's
Speaker 1: like that one's cool because we all know what he
Speaker 1: looks like. So it's like, well, that's Albert Einstein. Yea, yea, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yea yeah yeah, but I know who it is.
Speaker 4: Are you gonna paint Einstein?
Speaker 1: It's I am not paying anything. No, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I mean it sounds it sounds
Speaker 1: like it's a lot of hard work.
Speaker 3: How many more of these are gonna buy?
Speaker 1: None? I just went out a little spree. I wanted
Speaker 1: to buy like three or four of them and or
Speaker 1: good and Abby was like, I'll paint them and so
Speaker 1: we're painting them. So that's it. I don't know that
Speaker 1: Einstein is huge?
Speaker 3: Was it? Which was the Dallas Cowboys? Edison?
Speaker 1: No, it is a it's a it's a philosopher, like
Speaker 1: a Roman philosopher.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah you do it is? Uh?
Speaker 3: Come on so greats Oh Galileo, you texted it.
Speaker 1: I haven't read a book. He's a stoic. He's like Plato,
Speaker 1: who was lunchbros?
Speaker 2: Plato Philatipus, that's him, right, Plato?
Speaker 1: Who is it? No? Oh, Marcus, that's the Dallas Cowboys guy? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Marcus Relius, I heard of them. I have a little
Speaker 1: brain fog. I getting sleep last night. I got like
Speaker 1: two hours. Did your paps mirror fall off?
Speaker 6: Marcos mirror?
Speaker 1: It's my past?
Speaker 6: Y'all. Couldn't even let me tell you if every night
Speaker 6: y'all would cry, I wouldn't even be able to handle
Speaker 6: where paps mirror is?
Speaker 1: Where vagina?
Speaker 3: Yes? But what do they do?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they go in with like imagine like salad tongs
Speaker 6: or something metal and cold and sterile, and your legs
Speaker 6: having to be up and then it just.
Speaker 1: Like imagine it. That's every Thursday or our place.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, and then it's like it's just and then
Speaker 6: I feel like I can hear the scraping, even though
Speaker 6: I'm not sure I can. Welcome to the woman's Eddie.
Speaker 1: I didn't get my pap my pats put on for
Speaker 1: a little bit last night.
Speaker 3: They'd fall off.
Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep have it on, and it was just
Speaker 1: I just couldn't sleep. So I woke up, walked for
Speaker 1: like an hour on the treadmill, worked eight, took the
Speaker 1: dogs out, played a game of Madden.
Speaker 3: Wow, you got a lot into that.
Speaker 1: I can go to sleep.
Speaker 3: Ian had a full day before you got to work.
Speaker 1: I laid down and put a podcast on tre I
Speaker 1: put myself sleep and listen to the whole hour of
Speaker 1: the podcast that never happens.
Speaker 3: Was it like a boring podcast?
Speaker 1: No, it's Bill Simmons, Okay, but I just I usually
Speaker 1: fall asleep. Bobby Cast is up, speaking of podcasts. Zach
Speaker 1: Topp is on the Bobbycast this week. He has a
Speaker 1: song that's called Sounds like the Radio That's crushing right now.
Speaker 1: But I learned about it from Jake O and where
Speaker 1: Jake was like, Dude, this guy's awesome and he's really
Speaker 1: been blowing up. He got to start a music playing
Speaker 1: in his family band. He talked about how he booked
Speaker 1: his first show at seven. He booked his own show
Speaker 1: at seven years old over the phone.
Speaker 7: He called and asked my dad if we'd like to
Speaker 7: come open for that musical. My dad said, well, Randy,
Speaker 7: you're gonna have to ask them. I can't answer answer
Speaker 7: that for him, and so he put me on the phone.
Speaker 7: He was like, Hey, we'd like you come do the show.
Speaker 7: And I said, well, Randy, that sounds great, we'd love
Speaker 7: to and he's in. My first question was how much
Speaker 7: time do we have and he was like, oh, showing
Speaker 7: for a couple months.
Speaker 2: Well that's perfect.
Speaker 7: We'll know some songs by then and we'd love to
Speaker 7: do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And then we started actually, yeah, trying to work up
Speaker 7: stuff together.
Speaker 1: It's seven years old, and he's like, yeah, we'll be
Speaker 1: there in a couple months. My band will play. You
Speaker 1: talked about how he learned guitar and white play for
Speaker 1: hours as a kid.
Speaker 7: I really don't know that I thought it would lead
Speaker 7: to anything. All I knew was I loved the music,
Speaker 7: country music specifically. I remember my folks had a remember
Speaker 7: them briefcase things that had a bunch of slots for tapes.
Speaker 2: Yes, at tapes.
Speaker 7: They have one of those down downstairs, and we still
Speaker 7: had a tape machine. I would go through that thing,
Speaker 7: just one by one, take one out, play it through,
Speaker 7: trying to learn every song on there, learn how to
Speaker 7: sing them, learn how to play them. Just sit down
Speaker 7: there in front of that tape machine for hours, sitting
Speaker 7: there with my guitar.
Speaker 1: Super traditional country guy, like traditional country that you think
Speaker 1: of his traditional country. And you know he has a mustache,
Speaker 1: cowboy hat. You feel like you're talking to a forty
Speaker 1: five year old dude, but he's like twenty four old soul. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very young, but like I enjoyed talking with them. We
Speaker 1: talk for an hour. So go check it out on
Speaker 1: the Bobby Cast wherever you listen to your podcast. Let's
Speaker 1: do the mid role here. Why you get to that?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: A couple voicemails here, Let's go to number three.
Speaker 7: Go ahead, morning studio.
Speaker 3: So, I was just curious.
Speaker 5: If Lunchboss's wife listens to the show, and if so,
Speaker 5: is she jealous about how chummy Amy's been getting with
Speaker 5: Lunchbox lately? Really curious? Let me know guys love.
Speaker 1: The show response.
Speaker 2: She listens like on the way to school. She'll drop
Speaker 2: the kids off so they can hear me in the morning.
Speaker 2: But she doesn't listen all the time. So I don't
Speaker 2: know if she has any jealousy about Amy. But she
Speaker 2: knows who's I'm going home to. She's not worried about it.
Speaker 6: She also knows that nothing's happening here.
Speaker 1: But he's giving the impression of it doesn't matter what
Speaker 1: happens here between you two, right, he's still going home.
Speaker 6: But I didn't clarify, Yeah, that's happening. She knows.
Speaker 1: So what I'm understanding it if there is a thing
Speaker 1: going here, it doesn't matter because you're going home to her, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what.
Speaker 2: She's not stressed out about it. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: women that woman.
Speaker 1: She knows that, okay, and she's okay with you do
Speaker 1: whatever long did she come home to her?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No tongue.
Speaker 4: Okay, did you know that, Amy?
Speaker 2: You knew that rule?
Speaker 1: No tongue?
Speaker 3: Why is she acting?
Speaker 1: Look at Amy, he's Blushing's like she just got caught
Speaker 1: because y'all.
Speaker 6: Are acting like something's really happening, and it's funny to me, So.
Speaker 3: Why are you acting like that then?
Speaker 1: Because uh, family in Oklahoma got their nine year old
Speaker 1: son an octopus for his birthday?
Speaker 3: What realty do you put it? Um?
Speaker 1: An aquarium? But then the octopus had fifty octopus babies.
Speaker 3: Oh no, send them back?
Speaker 6: How big?
Speaker 1: Cameron Clifford, a thirty six year old dentists, bought a
Speaker 1: female octopus for a son Col's nine year old birthday party.
Speaker 1: They they have the octopus in. The oxopus had fifty babies.
Speaker 6: So the doctor business is already pregnant when they got it.
Speaker 3: Because yeah, or also would have been an immaculate reception.
Speaker 1: It's the Jesus octopuses that the family had to arrange
Speaker 1: after this, fifty separate homes for the octopus, spend thousands
Speaker 1: of dollars because they have their all, all the babies
Speaker 1: are there to they get rid of them all on clams, crabs, snails.
Speaker 3: They had to.
Speaker 1: Pay for costs to repair the damage in their house
Speaker 1: from spilled water and a small electrical fire. He's just
Speaker 1: then calling acquariums begging them to take some of them
Speaker 1: off his hands.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, they're getting invaded by octopuses. OCTOPI I think.
Speaker 1: I think it's octopuses right, just filled pusses.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Miss Ai is a world's first beauty pageant for AI
Speaker 1: generated models.
Speaker 3: But they're not real.
Speaker 2: Decide he has.
Speaker 1: Gone to over a twenty thousand dollars cash prize. Miss
Speaker 1: Ai is the world's first beauty pageant for AI generated models.
Speaker 1: Contestants will be judged on their beauty tech and clout
Speaker 1: for their chance to earn miss Ai Crown. The top
Speaker 1: bot will log out with thirteen thousand bucks, logout five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars and the thirty thousand dollars scholarship. I don't
Speaker 1: even know they can all these words away but they're
Speaker 1: not even real. But I guess people are creating them
Speaker 1: are real.
Speaker 2: But who's paying these money.
Speaker 3: To these people?
Speaker 1: It's a it's a like a website that's doing it.
Speaker 1: There's a panel of human judges. But again, it's like
Speaker 1: when you do those robots and you do the robot fighters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a version of that stem.
Speaker 1: Where what you do is you create this robot fighter
Speaker 1: and it goes and it fights and it wins, and
Speaker 1: then whoever wins gets the money. Now, did you do it? No,
Speaker 1: But you'd created a program that the robot fought, but
Speaker 1: this is just like AI chicks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I'm fine with not being a part
Speaker 6: of Like.
Speaker 1: No one's asking you.
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, again, really defensive because they didn't do anything to
Speaker 1: you guys. No, no, you guys. Don't be mean to
Speaker 1: AI chicks. I don't deserve it.
Speaker 6: I'm saying, I'm just going to share something, but it's okay.
Speaker 6: I won't say you're like I start talking, Bobby goes, well,
Speaker 6: nobody ask you.
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't want to be a part of that.
Speaker 1: When nobody asks you.
Speaker 6: I mean, like this part of the like where we
Speaker 6: are in time. I think sometimes I would like to
Speaker 6: be a little bit more further in the future because
Speaker 6: things are good.
Speaker 1: No, trying to get it nice now, I get it.
Speaker 1: She's like, I want part of that. I want to
Speaker 1: part some of that AI dude.
Speaker 6: No, but I mean I think that technology is gonna
Speaker 6: be amazing. There's gonna be cures for different things in
Speaker 6: the future would be really great. But I'm kind of
Speaker 6: feel like we're in a good spot, Like we're not
Speaker 6: way back in time when we had no technology and
Speaker 6: things were really hard. I think like things are just right,
Speaker 6: but I feel like technology is everything's just advancing at
Speaker 6: such a rapid pace. It's just I feel like it's
Speaker 6: about to go bad. It's going to get bad. People
Speaker 6: are going to take over. No, no, technology is gonna
Speaker 6: take over us. It should be bad. So like I
Speaker 6: were in a good spot, husband, we're in a good
Speaker 6: the first time. I don't want to AI husband.
Speaker 3: So you know, like dating is so hard because like, oh,
Speaker 3: I found a red flag, Like you're not gonna find
Speaker 3: any red flags in AI. Perfect.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The red flag is it's not a real person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't be with prove that I'm a real person,
Speaker 1: and you bleed. Okay, but you could prick anything that
Speaker 1: we create and.
Speaker 6: Have blood you in the heart, you die.
Speaker 1: You can't. Opposedly, you can't feel inside of me, so
Speaker 1: you don't know if I'm actually feeling anything. You have
Speaker 1: no idea if I'm a real person. You have no
Speaker 1: idea that anybody else other than yourself.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's lost.
Speaker 1: I'm defending my AI friends. That's why I'm getting sort offensive.
Speaker 1: I have all my AI friends that get mad at
Speaker 1: me when we allowed this kind of conversation. But you
Speaker 1: can't prove anything.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm fairly certain you're human.
Speaker 1: Fairly certain, fairly I'm one hundred percent, but you can't
Speaker 1: be because you can't film what I feel.
Speaker 6: Because I also if I'm not exactly.
Speaker 3: Well you do. Sometimes fat.
Speaker 1: Woman uh flies to me, I think gets ghosted by
Speaker 1: a guy that she's been chatting online with her five years.
Speaker 1: She flew eleven hundred miles. He was fake, she flew
Speaker 1: eight hours. He paid for it, but he didn't show
Speaker 1: and then double life m double life couldn't get away.
Speaker 1: Its Abby's boyfriend. That's how we find out it's somebody.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, no, Morgan's no.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying no, it's that We just talked to
Speaker 1: Abby about it. It turns out it's that dude. The
Speaker 1: day she's hard launch as we find out that's oh
Speaker 1: uh yeah, no he that sucks. He's a real person.
Speaker 1: They just didn't show up. Probably his wife wouldn't let
Speaker 1: him of the house, right, he couldn't leave something like that.
Speaker 1: A woman thought to have cancer actually had a brain
Speaker 1: eating Amoba.
Speaker 3: Go that's scary.
Speaker 1: The Unnamp patient seventy seven visited a local hospital after
Speaker 1: complaining of dizzyness, confusion, and difficulty speaking doctors thought she
Speaker 1: was suffering from a brain tumor. Turns out it was
Speaker 1: brain eating amiba. These be mandrellers are typically found in dust, soil,
Speaker 1: and water. It's an infection.
Speaker 6: When the next full moon, what it's I got to
Speaker 6: start taking them up.
Speaker 3: Plus like they're so random.
Speaker 1: No, I'm telling she needs pills. Get her pills. Stat
Speaker 1: don't wait for the full time.
Speaker 3: We were talking about a book.
Speaker 6: It's actually not random. I take my my parasite cleanse
Speaker 6: right now. Is during the full moon of each month.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, April third, everyone's losing this.
Speaker 1: Professional squatters have taken over a pub owned by Gordon Ramsay.
Speaker 2: I saw this is awesome.
Speaker 1: Reports say a group of six people have taken over
Speaker 1: the York and Albany Hotel. They've posted a legal warning
Speaker 1: defending their occupation of the property. Sources say the group
Speaker 1: wants to use their space as a community art cafe.
Speaker 1: They posted a request for food and donations. That's from BBC, which.
Speaker 3: Guys, it's over. I know the world's acting crazy.
Speaker 1: We just need to We need like bounty hunter type
Speaker 1: people that are off like there's no filing of what
Speaker 1: they do. They're just go and take out these squatters.
Speaker 1: Nice they go in, they're dressed all in black, their
Speaker 1: faces are covered. You pay them cash, leave it mind
Speaker 1: a dumpster, they go, get rid of the squad or
Speaker 1: you didn't know anything about it once they're out, Hey,
Speaker 1: I didn't know anything about it. There's no paper trail.
Speaker 1: Now I got my house back. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3: Is that legal?
Speaker 1: Probably not if you have to wear it, cover your
Speaker 1: face and do a bag of money. But that would
Speaker 1: be a like, that's a niche, like a niche industry
Speaker 1: where it's like, I'm gonna go and just clean them out.
Speaker 1: A thirty two old I was forced to take the
Speaker 1: act as a fantasy football punishment.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's crazy. How long is that test?
Speaker 1: A couple hours? Okay, but we don't do test around
Speaker 1: here anymore. Last time it turned out that it was
Speaker 1: was very good for the show. I think it was
Speaker 1: good for you two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we learned a lot after we took that test.
Speaker 6: It's great for me.
Speaker 1: You learned your dyslexic. Yeah, that's good. But it was
Speaker 1: not a pretty time for that day and a half
Speaker 1: or so because Amy was getting all emotional during this segment.
Speaker 6: But it was fine. I was okay the emotion. I
Speaker 6: wasn't mad at anybody.
Speaker 1: No, no, but you were like, I'm not worried. That
Speaker 1: kind of like we're not smart. Child is right, and
Speaker 1: you're like, boy, scored the same as you, and we're
Speaker 1: also dyslexic.
Speaker 2: I beat them out of two out of three things.
Speaker 2: That's sixty six percent better.
Speaker 6: So I'm more so like my feelings were like, oh okay,
Speaker 6: it's like, oh this makes sense. So many things make
Speaker 6: sense now.
Speaker 1: Now, yes, the act's three hours long, two hours fifty
Speaker 1: five minutes, so he takes it. His punishment was to
Speaker 1: take the full exam. He's thirty two years old. The
Speaker 1: highest possible scores of thirty six. If you get in nineteen,
Speaker 1: it's considered good. He appeared confident, but left the exam
Speaker 1: appearing to have been hit by an educational truck. Now
Speaker 1: he's waiting on his results, which could take up to
Speaker 1: eight weeks.
Speaker 3: That's occasional truck.
Speaker 1: That's from Tyler Harding. That's funny. A lawyer accidentally clicks
Speaker 1: a link on a web page and pushes through a
Speaker 1: wrong divorce for a wrong couple.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, a lawyer at a high profile law firm clicked
Speaker 1: the button for the wrong couple, and they were divorced
Speaker 1: twenty one minutes later. It took two days for the
Speaker 1: wife's attorney to figure out their error. The attorney was
Speaker 1: supposed to click the button for another case, but didn't
Speaker 1: navigate to that page. Instead, mister and Missus Williams are
Speaker 1: illegally divorced before even ironing out the financials. The law
Speaker 1: firm explained the mistake to the court and they rejected
Speaker 1: a request to reverse it. It's a mistake.
Speaker 3: So it's that simple. You just click a button and
Speaker 3: you're divorced.
Speaker 1: So here's what I'm imagining happened here because I read
Speaker 1: this morning. I don't think he divorced the wrong couple.
Speaker 1: I think he divorced them way early before they can negotiate,
Speaker 1: and now there's no need for negotiation. I think this
Speaker 1: dude's probably this is me just assuming something. You can
Speaker 1: slide the dude to a couple extra bucks, and he
Speaker 1: just slipped loft the button slept that ris from the
Speaker 1: Guardian that it would be awesome depending on who. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so there's that boom. Anything else I want to mention here? Oh,
Speaker 1: Thursday night, six to eight pm. We'll be streaming again
Speaker 1: from my house. Dorm dudes and Eddie and I.
Speaker 6: We're breaking do it again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we broke last time.
Speaker 1: I was like, if you guy in town, let's break
Speaker 1: and he was like, we're coming back to town and
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't do it for like four
Speaker 1: hours or anything, but let's do it for two. So
Speaker 1: six to eight pm on Thursday night on boxes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my Instagram or dorm dudes, what's it, dorm Dude's breaks,
Speaker 1: dorm dude, dorm dormm dudes breaks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on TikTok. But last time we did it, we
Speaker 3: got a Tom Brady helmet and we got Joe Montana jersey.
Speaker 1: I didn't. We didn't. I believe I got it in
Speaker 1: like four times. I missed every single time. I like
Speaker 1: actually lost money that night.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying those boxes were.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the most fun thing. It's the most fun thing.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna do it Thursday evening. If you want
Speaker 1: to make appearance, come by.
Speaker 6: With the break up breaking boxes.
Speaker 3: You can break boxes open.
Speaker 1: It's called it's called a break. You don't really breaking
Speaker 1: the boxes. It's a break. Yes, you don't break, it's
Speaker 1: a break. Like breaking out whatever is in it, the
Speaker 1: helmets and.
Speaker 6: Stuff, break the tape. Do you have a box cutter?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, nice, we're legit. That nice, we're legit amy.
Speaker 6: I'm just China. It's efficient, you know, because sometimes you're
Speaker 6: trying to get a box. I can't imagine how anti
Speaker 6: colmat it could be if it's like hold on, let
Speaker 6: me we have trying to tear it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do your teeth mm hmmkay hold on. I
Speaker 1: gotta make sure there's nothing I wanted to mention. Hered
Speaker 1: you do your body scan. I did your full body scan.
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how'd that any brain eating ambaz?
Speaker 6: Well no, it wasn't. When it says full body, it's
Speaker 6: the lungs, heart, abdom and pelvic area like my ovaries.
Speaker 6: So oh, my kidneys. So it turns out I have
Speaker 6: a renal stone, which is a kidney stone.
Speaker 2: If you stop me up, stop me up, never stop stop,
Speaker 2: never stop.
Speaker 1: The rolling stones not bad.
Speaker 6: So my calcium score in my heart is a zero,
Speaker 6: which is great news. I've learned about that. And then
Speaker 6: my lungs look good. The kidney stone. This this is
Speaker 6: the thing. The scan will give you information before you
Speaker 6: have any symptoms and so one day I may be
Speaker 6: in a lot of pain trying to pass this kidney stone.
Speaker 6: But so far it's not moving, so I'm good, but
Speaker 6: I don't know when it may or may not choose
Speaker 6: to move. And I also have a cyst on my ovary,
Speaker 6: which I.
Speaker 3: Was like, hm, pop by itself.
Speaker 6: I don't know if it pops, but it's four point
Speaker 6: one centimeters and I was reading about it and I
Speaker 6: had realized my cramps had been a little bit more
Speaker 6: painful recently, but I didn't know why. I don't know
Speaker 6: for sure if it's because of the cyst. But really
Speaker 6: a SIST is only super problematic like above four, like
Speaker 6: more like five to ten centimeters, So I think my
Speaker 6: SIST is an okay size to where it's not gonna
Speaker 6: hopefully cause me issues. But those were the only two
Speaker 6: red flags. Oh and then my L five and my
Speaker 6: S one. My lower back is deteriorating, like near my tailbone.
Speaker 1: Do these allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man.
Speaker 6: What is that?
Speaker 1: Renal stones?
Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, renal stones. Yeah, but that's when I learned,
Speaker 6: like renals the same thing as kidney and I don't know.
Speaker 6: It was interesting, It's fascinating I just want to be
Speaker 6: as proactive as possible with my house since both my
Speaker 6: parents had can sir, and I just feel relieved knowing that, like, okay, cool,
Speaker 6: I got a system my ovary, it's not of concern
Speaker 6: because of the size. I got a kidney stone that
Speaker 6: may bother me down the line. I need to probably
Speaker 6: pay attention to my lower back.
Speaker 1: But that's I feel your elbar and your.
Speaker 6: You and Kaylen right now, they have a couple special
Speaker 6: for one hundred and forty nine dollars. You can both
Speaker 6: get your heart and lungs or.
Speaker 3: Something two for one for a one hundred four times.
Speaker 6: It's a couple special down Heart and.
Speaker 1: My couple is like what if I'm Kaylyn doesn't want
Speaker 1: to do it, But it's like Eddie and I.
Speaker 3: That's the same. Oh yeah, I think it works. I
Speaker 3: don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: You have to like kiss in front of them.
Speaker 6: I don't know if it's purpose.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to be the right price.
Speaker 3: I'll hold your hand, but either.
Speaker 6: Way, I think y'all should do it. It's information I got.
Speaker 3: I'll do it. Let's go together.
Speaker 6: You can figure out what I know.
Speaker 1: I know. What's problem is the guy rotator cuff tears.
Speaker 1: I got a size. It's messed up, it's tough.
Speaker 6: The guy here, it's called craft body skin. And the
Speaker 6: guy was telling me he decided to open it here,
Speaker 6: open this location because he got one of these scans
Speaker 6: and it showed blockage and his heart and it saved
Speaker 6: his life.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 6: That's why he was like, Oh, I'm all in.
Speaker 3: I'm just a shadow way. I'm just a shadow way.
Speaker 6: Anybody sad fact.
Speaker 3: And I try.
Speaker 1: I try, and I try, and I try and I try.
Speaker 1: I can't get no songs, can you do?
Speaker 6: There are so many, you know, I would need a
Speaker 6: word to start me.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, any word, any a.
Speaker 6: Word that's in a song that's like more than the
Speaker 6: or or is or at.
Speaker 3: I got one wild thang.
Speaker 6: Wild Oh wow, no.
Speaker 1: You're almost come on, come on, I know what you're
Speaker 1: doing without even having the song. That's probably wild Horses.
Speaker 6: Wild horses. He dragging me down. Wild.
Speaker 3: I think you're doing garth as well.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no no not.
Speaker 1: I think we think you are me.
Speaker 2: Wow horse.
Speaker 1: Now I can't get it because you talk. It's toxic
Speaker 1: in my brain.
Speaker 4: You're toxic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what you're doing is toxic in my brain's melody.
Speaker 5: I can't kid me.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: No, I'm following hers, I'm chasing her. Not a bad trail.
Speaker 6: Horses can drag me.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's not what you're doing, is what you're doing.
Speaker 6: What I have in my head is the melody and
Speaker 6: what comes out. I can't control that. It's off tune,
Speaker 6: off tune, that's it. Next song, That's what I was singing.
Speaker 3: Point what about another one?
Speaker 1: Do you have another one? Another word?
Speaker 3: Who me? Uh?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: I can't just do please? Would we do that one already?
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: Introduced myself? You don't?
Speaker 3: What about? What about? How about?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: That's that's the Miller band, Gone take your money and run?
Speaker 1: True, very similar, but the one where a lot I'm
Speaker 1: going to introduce myself. I'm man.
Speaker 2: Is there what you know that?
Speaker 4: You guess my name?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 6: Is it nothing?
Speaker 2: A cool?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: I'll never be your beece a bird one.
Speaker 1: Never never never never never never never be You know
Speaker 1: that one?
Speaker 3: That's a jam?
Speaker 6: I know the bee'st the bird? That what band are
Speaker 6: we talking about again?
Speaker 1: Who do you think it is?
Speaker 6: The renal stones, the rolling stones, the renal Stones, real Stone.
Speaker 1: How about I see your red.
Speaker 6: Cloud blue, I.
Speaker 1: See your red door, and I want to pay.
Speaker 6: Their black No, mhmm, but I see this guy's.
Speaker 1: We're done, we're drunk, all right. Thank you guys, We'll
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Goodbye, everybody,