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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date updates.
Speaker 5: You know what's better than getting the new job that
Speaker 5: you were hoping for, it's when your friends back you
Speaker 5: up and want to take you out to celebrate. If
Speaker 5: you can go anywhere to celebrate, where would you go? Rainforest, Cafe,
Speaker 5: nostrom Rack, to borrow?
Speaker 1: They don't what margarite is a borrow, Jeff, I'm just
Speaker 1: going to throw that out there.
Speaker 4: That's New York pizzabody. Yeah, that's better than margaritea is.
Speaker 5: I personally have no idea how to celebrate such a
Speaker 5: happy achievement, but it's good that we have somebody on
Speaker 5: the phone who does know the answer. His name is Aaron.
Speaker 5: So Aaron, first of all, thanks for being on with us.
Speaker 5: Your email said that you just landed a new job.
Speaker 5: Where did you go to celebrate?
Speaker 6: We went out celebrating to a few bars.
Speaker 7: Actually, Okay, that's not what I was imagined.
Speaker 4: I was thinking Orange Julius.
Speaker 1: Maybe no wonder Jeff wasn't invited.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ok, food Court now like present. Yeah, that was
Speaker 4: my bad.
Speaker 5: Anyway, So while you're out celebrating, your email says that's
Speaker 5: when you met somebody.
Speaker 4: So tell us that story.
Speaker 6: Yes. Well, the table next to us there is a
Speaker 6: group of girls, and after a couple of drinks, we
Speaker 6: started chatting it up with them, and the cute one,
Speaker 6: her name is Carrie, Like, she was actually talking to
Speaker 6: me the most, and we're making jokes.
Speaker 2: And like, God, could your night get any better? You're
Speaker 2: celebrating a new job. You got the cute girl talking
Speaker 2: to like fire right now.
Speaker 5: It could get better if you stop borrow before you
Speaker 5: go home. Yeah, that's one way, But I don't know
Speaker 5: you lived.
Speaker 4: You tell us.
Speaker 6: I guess I just got lucky that night. But the
Speaker 6: conversation was good and we were getting along so well.
Speaker 6: I made my move and I said, I have the
Speaker 6: new job. I'll buy you a drink, but not here.
Speaker 6: I'll buy for you next weekend when we go out.
Speaker 5: I like, because you didn't have your paycheck yet from
Speaker 5: the job, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Wait till that deposit hits.
Speaker 4: Okay, girl, urgin dakers you enjoy?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Right, okay.
Speaker 2: That's a great way to ask somebody out to be flirty.
Speaker 1: Keep it fun.
Speaker 5: It's definitely playful. So did you end up meeting up again?
Speaker 6: We did, okay, But that was the thing. We got
Speaker 6: together and I was thinking maybe I should have planned
Speaker 6: an activity because we had already just kind of hung
Speaker 6: out and talked, you know, the first time we met,
Speaker 6: So this time we just did the same thing again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you feel is like fun?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you started on the high high, right,
Speaker 2: because you were like riding life that night, and then
Speaker 2: when you just go to have one drink at a
Speaker 2: quiet bar, it's.
Speaker 1: Like one on one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're making it sound like the conversation was really bad.
Speaker 6: Well, it's got weird and we started talking, you know,
Speaker 6: she was telling me about bad dating experiences that she had.
Speaker 4: It's weird that you would bring that up in the
Speaker 4: middle of this date.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. It's like, why is this the association you're
Speaker 6: having right?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: Is it be like hanging out with you reminds me
Speaker 5: of other bad dates that I've been on.
Speaker 4: Dollars though, I think I.
Speaker 2: Think it's a pretty common first date topic, isn't it.
Speaker 6: I want to believe you?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean were they back and forth?
Speaker 1: Did you have other bad date horror stories to share
Speaker 1: with her?
Speaker 6: Well? I shared a little bit, but she was just
Speaker 6: really passionate about this topic. And then she started talking
Speaker 6: about worst kisses she's ever had to kiss?
Speaker 5: Oh man, hopefully we go through all the bases, but yeah,
Speaker 5: start with the kisses.
Speaker 7: The creative used that and be like, was it something
Speaker 7: like this, Yes, I know how to kiss, absolutely off,
Speaker 7: bring it in, bringing it.
Speaker 6: Well, and I have.
Speaker 4: Our next line. So thank you for giving us that.
Speaker 1: She realized that maybe she had gone too far in
Speaker 1: the worst stories category.
Speaker 6: No, absolutely not. So then after a while I just
Speaker 6: did able to say. I said, well, what if we
Speaker 6: asked chat? Shepet, what is the best way to kiss?
Speaker 2: Okay, because an AI robot definitely would have good tists.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of experience.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to switch it up. That was all
Speaker 6: I was doing. Just change the okay, changed a little bit.
Speaker 1: So was she able to laugh? Was it a funny
Speaker 1: moment doing that?
Speaker 6: So it's funny? Yeah. Then it was suggesting, you know,
Speaker 6: don't make it too moist, not too aggressive, turn your head.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it doesn't sound funny.
Speaker 2: It sounds actually more like it's serious and magical.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, we were laughing a little bit at the time.
Speaker 6: Then I'm like, we have to try this, see if
Speaker 6: it's right.
Speaker 5: All the instructions that EPTI gave it for exactly exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, this isn't Google Maps. You shouldn't be like
Speaker 4: directions for this.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it's a cute way to get a first
Speaker 2: kid away.
Speaker 4: He's using it, all right?
Speaker 6: She open to trying, she was, And so then we
Speaker 6: kissed right there in the bar.
Speaker 1: How are the instructions?
Speaker 4: How was the moisture?
Speaker 6: We were drinking, so there was a high moisture content.
Speaker 1: What are you feeling right?
Speaker 6: Then? I felt pretty good because it started off in
Speaker 6: such an awkward spot and then it, you know, ended
Speaker 6: out like we're kids singing having a great time. So
Speaker 6: I was happy about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not very often you get wing manned by
Speaker 5: your chat GPT.
Speaker 1: Yeah useful.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's wing man. That's a wing computer wingo.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Okay, So how did you and carry the leave things
Speaker 5: that night?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 6: I walked into her car and gave her a goodbye
Speaker 6: kiss and yeah, well all right, we'll talk talk soon.
Speaker 6: It was kind of just I thought everything was fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there would be no doubt in my mind that
Speaker 2: I would get a call back after a night like that, exactly.
Speaker 6: Like the first kiss is stressful, but once you like
Speaker 6: get through that, then the kissing plug.
Speaker 4: You can just kiss whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bring it in here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't kiss like five times. That's a good sign.
Speaker 4: You guys get a little excited.
Speaker 1: Interesting, how long has it.
Speaker 4: Been since you kissed someone? Brook?
Speaker 5: End this before it gets any weirder, So we're gonna
Speaker 5: come back. We will call Carrie for you and hopefully
Speaker 5: continue what you started with the kissing train when we
Speaker 5: do your second date update right after this.
Speaker 2: Hold on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second date updates.
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us.
Speaker 5: We've been talking to our listener Aaron about his date,
Speaker 5: which involved Brooks three favorite things, drinking, let's go kissing,
Speaker 5: and getting your AI involved on how to get to
Speaker 5: second base with more kissing.
Speaker 1: More kissing. Jeff is the third thing.
Speaker 4: I think Brook wants a whole kissing data center she does.
Speaker 5: The thing is I'm only slightly exaggerating with that, because
Speaker 5: that'll probably happen on the next date if we can
Speaker 5: actually get this done. But Aaron, Aaron did ask his
Speaker 5: chatbot what's the best way to lock lips?
Speaker 2: Okay, and he did do it actually for advice. It
Speaker 2: was like supposed to be a funny moment between the
Speaker 2: two of them.
Speaker 1: I feel like that should be.
Speaker 5: They've been discussing bad kissing before then, so led to
Speaker 5: that question, and once they got an answer, they had
Speaker 5: to test it out multiple times in the bar, by
Speaker 5: the car under a star.
Speaker 4: It is near and far, thank you all the places.
Speaker 5: Anyways, afterwards, there's been no communication and more importantly, no moisture.
Speaker 4: So Aaron needs our help.
Speaker 1: It's really sad, just all dried up over there, aren't you, Aaron?
Speaker 4: Now, I am try it's the Sahara, right, that's just sad.
Speaker 1: And you texted her. I mean, I guess we never
Speaker 1: really went over that. You texted her a couple of
Speaker 1: times and you've heard.
Speaker 6: Nothing, nothing at all. I mean now, it's just getting embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Right, So let's call her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, embarrass ourselves. Yeah, we'll do it on your behalf.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna dial Carrie's number right now. Let's see if
Speaker 5: she picks up.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hey is this carry?
Speaker 6: This is she, Hey Carrie.
Speaker 4: This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the Morning.
Speaker 1: Hey Carrie, welcome to it.
Speaker 5: Hey, uh hi, yeah, sorry, We're talking to you this
Speaker 5: way because we know the conversation we want to have
Speaker 5: with you is going to be a little bit awkward,
Speaker 5: so we're trying to be extra fun.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's already awkward, but there he's.
Speaker 1: An honest one and I like that about it.
Speaker 8: Yep, it's going to get more awkward.
Speaker 4: Yeap, possibly or more fun.
Speaker 1: Could be more fun on how you look at it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because this is a segment we do call the
Speaker 5: second Date Update, and we're trying to help out one
Speaker 5: of our listeners who you went out with to a
Speaker 5: bar recently, a guy named Aaron.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, remember you guys met when he was celebrating
Speaker 2: his new job.
Speaker 8: And then yep, yeah, I remember Aaron.
Speaker 4: She cut me off Broke's sign.
Speaker 1: Do you remember him? Fondly?
Speaker 8: Sure?
Speaker 1: That was convincing.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, you know what, maybe let's not even talk
Speaker 5: about Aaron right now. Let's just talk about the date.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm not great on dates, So.
Speaker 1: Why do you say that.
Speaker 8: I don't know what to say. Conversations will when they drag,
Speaker 8: So I just I guess I just start going through
Speaker 8: this mental list of things to potentially talk about, and
Speaker 8: that's at the top of the alphabet, bad dates.
Speaker 1: So you chose bad dates as one of the topics.
Speaker 1: I mean Aaron. Yeah, I don't think was put off
Speaker 1: by that.
Speaker 4: We heard about that. We all agreed that was a
Speaker 4: strong choice.
Speaker 8: Oh so so he told you about what I said?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you have like a terrible bad
Speaker 1: date story that you told him? Now I want to know.
Speaker 8: No, no, not, well I didn't think so.
Speaker 6: But okay.
Speaker 8: Then we were joking around and he thought it would
Speaker 8: be funny to ask chat GPT the best way to kiss.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that was that was pretty funny.
Speaker 2: Did you see what was coming next after he brought
Speaker 2: that up.
Speaker 8: It was a little predictable, but it was okay because
Speaker 8: in a way it took the pressure off too.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you sound surprised, Like honestly, when you're discussing this,
Speaker 2: you sound like you're smiling.
Speaker 1: You sound like it is a good memory this state. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you enjoyed it.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Up until that point, it was it was fun.
Speaker 3: It was cool.
Speaker 4: Well what changed?
Speaker 8: Yeah, he started talking about AI and started admitting that
Speaker 8: he worked with his AI to like get better results.
Speaker 4: Did you say flirts or works? No, flirts, he flirts
Speaker 4: flirts with his AI.
Speaker 1: No, it's got to be a joke. He was telling
Speaker 1: a joke because he just asked about the kissing.
Speaker 8: You have to understand first, his AI is named punch Muffin.
Speaker 8: What did you say, punch.
Speaker 1: Punch us I would be so pissed if that was
Speaker 1: a nickname that a man gave me. That is not the.
Speaker 4: First thing I actually taught him.
Speaker 1: Don't call me that immediately.
Speaker 4: Weird to me, but but to everybody else, this.
Speaker 2: Could still be just funny humor, right, like sure, because
Speaker 2: that is a funny name.
Speaker 8: Good point, it could have been. But he seemed really
Speaker 8: into it.
Speaker 1: What did he say to punch Huston.
Speaker 8: He says, heye, punch Musfin, I would love you so
Speaker 8: hard if you could. He said, tell me the last
Speaker 8: four teams that won the World Series that.
Speaker 6: We don't need to go down this road. Okay, was
Speaker 6: getting out of hand.
Speaker 4: That means he's going to get better. He was just
Speaker 4: getting hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah like that.
Speaker 4: It was just starting to.
Speaker 1: What was hot about the four World Series?
Speaker 4: Jeff is going to explode.
Speaker 3: He's more innocent than what I was expecting.
Speaker 5: So, yeah, Carrie, I don't know if you heard that,
Speaker 5: but that's Aaron. He's been on this call the entire time,
Speaker 5: listening waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 6: Wow, I need to clear this up. Though, I did
Speaker 6: this for a reason.
Speaker 4: You do what for a reason? Flirt with your AI?
Speaker 6: Yeah? If I don't flirt, she'll tell me the wrong information.
Speaker 6: Sometimes she doesn't give me exactly what I need. And
Speaker 6: for a while I was just being cold and just
Speaker 6: asking for the information and she wouldn't even answer me.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I wouldn't answer you.
Speaker 5: You're calling her she for clarification, let's go pudge muffin.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh yeah, AI doesn't have a gender.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not gender that's pudge muffins. That's genderless.
Speaker 8: Are you saying that your AI gave you this silent treatment? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I have to put things in a certain way. I
Speaker 6: don't want to say wine and diner, but I have
Speaker 6: to kind of.
Speaker 8: Erin.
Speaker 1: You're making it sound words.
Speaker 2: You think you're like in a relationship with your AI chatbot.
Speaker 2: You're just using words to try to get the best
Speaker 2: search results exactly.
Speaker 6: I'm just yeah, I'm result maxing.
Speaker 1: It did look.
Speaker 8: I don't care what you call it exactly or why.
Speaker 8: It's just weird that you were talking dirty to your AI.
Speaker 2: Wait, was there other things that we didn't hear? Because
Speaker 2: that wasn't a dirty talk situation.
Speaker 8: He just said love right, he says, sometimes only difficult
Speaker 8: projects for work. He could get racy with it.
Speaker 6: Racy.
Speaker 4: You saw him get racy.
Speaker 6: I'm not dirty talking anybody. It maybe flirty and getting
Speaker 6: into romantic areas I mean suggestive maybe, but it never
Speaker 6: gets dirty.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well he did say he did say that it
Speaker 8: didn't give him an answer to some Mac album that
Speaker 8: he tied it up, Tie it up?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Wait ai again, you guys are making it sound so weird.
Speaker 6: I got the info.
Speaker 8: Okay, Aaron, now you know I'm not calling you back. Man,
Speaker 8: It just weird at me.
Speaker 1: Weird. Did you out or were you jealous?
Speaker 6: You don't have to be jealous of Pudge Muffin Okay,
Speaker 6: said your first kiss was with a magic eight ball.
Speaker 4: So I don't know why you're twenty.
Speaker 2: Things, which is really like the nineteen nineties version of chat.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're kind of asking it questions and hoping
Speaker 5: to get good answers from it.
Speaker 8: First of all, I can't even believe that you would
Speaker 8: go there and say that out loud, and.
Speaker 1: We weren't actually hating on that at all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, listen, I don't know who to exactly ask for
Speaker 5: a second date here, whether it's Aaron and Carrie or
Speaker 5: Aaron and his pudge muffin.
Speaker 1: You know you ask, you're making things worse. He's not
Speaker 1: dating his ai.
Speaker 6: I think he is.
Speaker 5: Let me just start with you, and I'm just being
Speaker 5: serious and honest. It sounds like you might have a
Speaker 5: little bit of jealousy, like Brooke was saying about his
Speaker 5: chat boy.
Speaker 1: Sure joke ess.
Speaker 8: Today, you know what you're You're right. I am insecure
Speaker 8: to the point that I don't want competition from a
Speaker 8: bucket a bult.
Speaker 4: I see, so you wouldn't consider seeing him another time?
Speaker 4: And if we paid for it.
Speaker 1: I think she's also being sarcastic.
Speaker 5: I cannot read literally anyone.
Speaker 4: I don't know where the feelings are.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think I think I'm good. I think I'm good.
Speaker 8: I appreciate it though mostly.
Speaker 1: Again, that was not sincere.
Speaker 6: You guys are all invited to the weddings.
Speaker 4: Funny you're in pudch muffins.
Speaker 5: Come on, I'm literally not getting anything. Who's reading who here?
Speaker 1: You said the bar was awkward.
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: I don't want to brag, but Jose you're gonna thank
Speaker 5: me because I just went into the break room and
Speaker 5: renamed our coffee maker pudge Muffins, and I whispered, it's
Speaker 5: a naughty little espresso. Yes, look out for much stronger
Speaker 5: cups of java in the future.
Speaker 4: You are welcome. You didn't want to rename it something
Speaker 4: more original, Well, it worked for hit this guy, so
Speaker 4: it was straight too far again.
Speaker 1: Let's let's not use that as a pet name. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't care if that didn't have feelings.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, I know, we're all kind of
Speaker 5: laughing at this whole situation about flirting with your AI
Speaker 5: to get better results. But I do wonder if it's
Speaker 5: actually going to be that way. Someday you can literally
Speaker 5: reword your stuff and you can get a different answer,
Speaker 5: So it kind of makes sense.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'll stop using it. That sounds like
Speaker 1: a good idea.
Speaker 5: No, no, what are you going to do with all
Speaker 5: the data centers are here?
Speaker 1: Would be really sad?
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. I'm hoping that coffee pot reports me to HR.
Speaker 1: So, oh wow, you want to be reported?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope the technology gets to that level. I'm
Speaker 4: home on for it.
Speaker 1: This is why I'm living in a tech free world.
Speaker 5: I hope all the nasty little punch muffins are hearing
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I feel like I need to leave you
Speaker 1: alone for what to
Speaker 4: Punch muffin knows, It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.