1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: If you thought more hours a day, minutes a week 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,479 Speaker 1: was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the 3 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich pill 5 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 1: poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes, 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:24,160 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now. Happy days are here again. We 8 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: are back at it in the magic podcast Machine, the 9 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 1: salt mines of podcasting. Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. We thank you 10 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:43,519 Speaker 1: for finding the Fifth Hour podcast. Obviously you have figured 11 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: out how to download it. We know you have shared 12 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,840 Speaker 1: the podcast with others. You have gone on and reviewed 13 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 1: the podcast and said really nice things, which is icing 14 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: on the cake. And you have not thrown your hands 15 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: up in horror about anything that you have heard in 16 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: any of these podcasts over the weekend. But we do 17 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: this because hey, four hours a night on the overnight 18 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 1: not enough. A spinoff of the mildly popular Ben Maller 19 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 1: Overnight radio show here, only available in the podcast format, 20 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: so we can say all the bad words. We are 21 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: not governed by the Federal Communications Commission in the United States. Now, 22 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 1: even when I'm on overnight. I'm in the safe harbor, 23 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:26,200 Speaker 1: so we're we're allowed to use more spicy language, but 24 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 1: we have to worry about the Wocarati, and the Wocarati 25 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 1: does not like spicy language, so we are governed by 26 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,840 Speaker 1: both the f CC and the Wocarati. But joined again 27 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:39,840 Speaker 1: from west of the four oh five making his way 28 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: and I know it's a big inconvenience, but ready to 29 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: rock and roll, David Gascon, I feel like that applauses 30 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: a little longer than normal. But do you appreciate that 31 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: from the from the crowd, from the spectacle, that is? 32 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: What is your what is your favorite word to use 33 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 1: in profanity? And what's your most vulgar word that you 34 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 1: like straight from the hip that you can shoot at 35 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 1: anyone at any time. Uh, profanity is It really depends 36 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: on the situation, right, I mean there's on the audience. 37 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: I mean there's there's that magic word. Uh you know, 38 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 1: see you next Tuesday when you use that and the 39 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: proper you know, with the proper crowd there, boy, that 40 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,959 Speaker 1: really gets that really gets people people's feathers up and 41 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: gets them going there. But you know, I'm a traditionalist 42 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: with profanity you know, good m f h. You know, 43 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: properly positioned there. I think is is very effective, very effective. 44 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,959 Speaker 1: And when I was in junior high school, and I 45 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: actually got in trouble for this. When I was in 46 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: junior high school, somebody, I don't know if I've told 47 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: this story before, maybe I have. So when I was 48 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: in junior high school, kid brought this. Is in the 49 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: stone Age before the Internet, right, we just that computers, 50 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 1: but it wasn't like it is. There was no Internet, 51 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 1: worldwide Web. So when I was in school, somebody brought 52 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 1: a piece of paper and it was like, it's a 53 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: hundred in something ways to say the word fuck, right, 54 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 1: And I thought this was the coolest thing ever. And 55 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 1: I came from a family that with only curse when 56 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:24,080 Speaker 1: things got crazy and tried not to curse around me 57 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: and all that stuff. So but at school, of course, 58 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 1: everyone just has a potty a mount. Everyone's a sailor 59 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,239 Speaker 1: in elementary and junior high school and high school and 60 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: all that. So you think you're an adult because you're cursing. 61 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 1: So somebody brought this. One of my buddies brought this 62 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: piece of paper, and my parents, God loved them. May 63 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: the rested piece. They had a mailing service, and because 64 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: they had a mailing service, they had I had access 65 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 1: to a copy machine. So I thought, you know, a 66 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: way to get some credibility on the playground. I'm gonna 67 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: take that piece of paper goodheartedly. I'm gonna go home, 68 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: my parents aren't looking. I'm going to print up fifty 69 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: copies and pass them out to all the guys that 70 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 1: I know in junior high school. And again it's like 71 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: a hundred something ways to use the word fuck. So 72 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: I go home and I'm very excited and I print 73 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: all those things up. I go to school the next 74 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: day and then pass them out. Right, I've done it, 75 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 1: mission accomplished. I then get home from school and my 76 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 1: mom's like, hey, Ben, I need to talk to you 77 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 1: about something else I want did did the school? Did 78 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 1: the school contact my parents and say your kids passing 79 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:31,039 Speaker 1: out a hundred ways to use the word fuck? Um? No, no, 80 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 1: it was not that. And I thought, well, maybe I 81 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,919 Speaker 1: didn't clean the bathroom where I didn't do, you know, 82 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,359 Speaker 1: do one of my chores at the house and not 83 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: on that. Um, I'm such a such a idiot that 84 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: I went in my haste to get away with the 85 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: perfect crime printing up the one fifty copies of one 86 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,600 Speaker 1: hundred ways to use the word fuck, I had mistakenly 87 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 1: left the original copy in the printer. So when when 88 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: my parents went to use the printer for work and 89 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,839 Speaker 1: they're like, is this and you know, did you do that? No? 90 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: I didn't do this. Did you wait a minute? Ben 91 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,839 Speaker 1: you know? And of course at that point it's not 92 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: ben it's Benjamin, you know, because when I'm in trouble 93 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: with Benjamin. So but yeah, as as I said, a 94 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,839 Speaker 1: traditionalist with profanity, I think the the F word is 95 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: the way to go. Now, what about you, guess gon? 96 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: Growing up privileged west of the four oh five, where 97 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: was there a go to term that you used back 98 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,159 Speaker 1: in the day marking at the moon? No? Well, first 99 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:32,480 Speaker 1: of all, my my father never swore, never, never, never. 100 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,599 Speaker 1: What about now and that he's now that you already 101 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,039 Speaker 1: growing up? Does he curse? No? Not really, maybe rare 102 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,599 Speaker 1: if he does, but he only does it when he's 103 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 1: in a in a heated conversation, but he doesn't do 104 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: it around us. And whenever we his kids use foul language, 105 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:53,280 Speaker 1: he always says like, yeah, David, don't use that kind 106 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:57,719 Speaker 1: of language or nice I like your pops. That's great. 107 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,920 Speaker 1: My grandfather when I was growing up used to cur 108 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 1: us in Yiddish. He that's why I learned some of 109 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,520 Speaker 1: the bad words in Yiddish because he would not curse 110 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 1: in front in English. Yeah. Yeah, you got the goods, 111 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 1: so you can. You can hide a lot of your 112 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: your vulgar language. It's pretty yeah. Yeah. Well, the problem 113 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:17,160 Speaker 1: is that a lot of the Yiddish has become like 114 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 1: main stream stream. Like you know, there's certain words that 115 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:24,480 Speaker 1: are Yiddish where kutz it's most people know what that is. Uh, 116 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,839 Speaker 1: you know, there's a few others, but the really good 117 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 1: stuff a lot of people still don't know that. So 118 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:36,720 Speaker 1: I've got so that didn't curse. No, so you had 119 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 1: I like your mom, Well, we drove. I drove my 120 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 1: mother up the wall. So you can imagine having four 121 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 1: kids that you're at your disposal trying to get to 122 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 1: school while she's working and dad's you know, working well 123 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 1: past the nine to five. Yeah. We we kept her. 124 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:57,599 Speaker 1: We kept her awake many of nights. So yeah, but yeah, 125 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,120 Speaker 1: I think my favorite words got to be cut. It 126 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 1: just it triggers everybody. You could call a guy a punt, 127 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,839 Speaker 1: and it's much worse than calling him a bit, like, 128 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 1: don't act like a bit, but if you say then 129 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 1: you're acting like a cunt. It just it just rubs 130 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: people the wrong way. But you know, the word fuck you, 131 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 1: iverybody you say fuck you or fuck It's almost like baseball. 132 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 1: You know, there's nine ways to get to first base, 133 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 1: and they give a baseball, including a recording a hit. 134 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 1: And so funk is just so multidimensional that you can 135 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,760 Speaker 1: use it anytime, any place, with anybody. It's really the 136 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:41,440 Speaker 1: everything curse word. It goes with any outfit, any group 137 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:46,120 Speaker 1: of people that you're with. Scholars, probably not preachers, but 138 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 1: even they occasionally, you know, they're human, so they'll they'll 139 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 1: curse in all that. But but yeah, now you gotta 140 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:56,240 Speaker 1: be careful because we have a guy in in Arkansas 141 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,200 Speaker 1: who's a big fan in the Mallem mission gets very 142 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:05,600 Speaker 1: upset use profanity here. Oh so yeah, you're very careful there. 143 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 1: He drives a big truck there and he gets very 144 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 1: upset and he he'll send me messages. Is that how 145 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,320 Speaker 1: come you have to use those dirty words in there? 146 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,480 Speaker 1: What are you doing? What's wrong with you? Did something 147 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: happened to you? Are you trying to be a shock jock. 148 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: Are you trying to get attention? And I'm I'm like, well, 149 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 1: no not. I mean, we're allowed to curse on the podcast. 150 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,679 Speaker 1: I'd curse on the radio show if we were allowed 151 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,920 Speaker 1: to curse on the radio show occasionally. But I do 152 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 1: think there's a key to everbyone when Howard Stern crossed 153 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:38,840 Speaker 1: over from terrestrial radio to satellite radio and he he 154 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,560 Speaker 1: realized that, yeah, you can curse, but it's not it 155 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 1: loses its muster if you do it all the time. 156 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: You know, Sir scratch Off in Arkansas is the guy 157 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,680 Speaker 1: I'm referencing, by the way. God, he's gets very offended 158 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:57,720 Speaker 1: by the handry language that we you. I apologize we're 159 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 1: using it for good. I mean you you brought it 160 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:03,000 Speaker 1: up as you introduced the show, so I had to ask. 161 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,520 Speaker 1: I think, I don't think i've ever asked you what 162 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,960 Speaker 1: your favorite vulgar word is. Like I said, I'm I'm 163 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:11,800 Speaker 1: a purist. The F word fuck, that's the top curse 164 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 1: word there, with a winking or nod to ship, which 165 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:17,560 Speaker 1: I don't think should be a curse word to me. 166 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 1: Ship should be allowed to be said. I don't understand 167 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:23,040 Speaker 1: why it's not. I can't figure that. Maybe somebody smarter 168 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: than me can explain it to me. Like I'm five 169 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,680 Speaker 1: years old, I don't get it. When you were ship, 170 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,200 Speaker 1: every human being to be alive, you have to ship. 171 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,000 Speaker 1: What's the problem with ship? Well, to be without ship, 172 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:36,440 Speaker 1: you're not alive. Ship's a sign of life. Well, to 173 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:39,439 Speaker 1: be fair, though, without fucking, you know, we wouldn't be 174 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,600 Speaker 1: alive either. Well, we wouldn't be alive with that fucking, 175 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,320 Speaker 1: but we can live. There are people that are like 176 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,320 Speaker 1: a sexual who don't fuck or for whatever reason, they 177 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 1: don't do that, and so they they're fine, right, they don't. 178 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:54,800 Speaker 1: The Yiddish term, by the way, which you want to use, stooping, 179 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,400 Speaker 1: that's my. So if I'm on the end, I say stooping, 180 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:01,160 Speaker 1: that's my. That's Yiddish for fucking or stoop, which is 181 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,959 Speaker 1: just fuck stoop you you know that's that's now? Do 182 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:11,240 Speaker 1: you tight ritt walk on the radio with your language? Uh? Well, 183 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,720 Speaker 1: I don't think so. I have only been called out 184 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:18,960 Speaker 1: once for something that I said. Uh, and that's actually 185 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: the term prick, which is a a Yiddish term. You 186 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,680 Speaker 1: know what that means? And yeah, and somebody got up 187 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 1: set with me on that. But like the stooping, I've 188 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:35,440 Speaker 1: used stooping. I used that every so often, tookis, which 189 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,720 Speaker 1: means buttocks, and uh, I'd like to use that one. 190 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:42,240 Speaker 1: But a lot of it, you know, people don't know 191 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:43,439 Speaker 1: what it is, and it just kind of goes in. 192 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,240 Speaker 1: Do you think about radio? Is most people listening only 193 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:49,280 Speaker 1: here about at the most twenty percent of what we're saying, 194 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,560 Speaker 1: So a lot of it just is just going out 195 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,520 Speaker 1: into the ethos and nothing. Nobody knows what the hell 196 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,200 Speaker 1: is going on. Anyway. We have on this edition, the 197 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:01,320 Speaker 1: Saturday edition of The Fifth Hour, Within and David Gascon 198 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:06,200 Speaker 1: the travel Log. I touched on this briefly on the 199 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,800 Speaker 1: radio show, but I didn't really go into a lot 200 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,840 Speaker 1: of detail. I wanted to save that for the podcast, 201 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,760 Speaker 1: and I thought Saturday is the perfect day to do that. 202 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:15,119 Speaker 1: So I have the Mallard travel Log, the Squirrel Whisper, 203 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:21,280 Speaker 1: we have that, We have tales from Germany, pop quiz, 204 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: and maybe if we have time, we'll get scientifical. So 205 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 1: we have all that. Tell me you're not excited, I 206 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:31,319 Speaker 1: am excited for you, all right, So last weekend we're 207 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,200 Speaker 1: gonna go all the way back to last weekend of 208 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,880 Speaker 1: the way Back Machine. So I took a rare and 209 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:40,360 Speaker 1: appropriate day away from my catbird seat, my watchbirds seat 210 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,680 Speaker 1: there as the guardian of overnight sports radio. The reason 211 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:49,120 Speaker 1: I did that is my wife's schedule changing this week. 212 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: She went back to a non convenient work. Her schedule 213 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 1: changes every like four months, every six months on like that. Uh, 214 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 1: And so her schedule changed and we were on we 215 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,280 Speaker 1: were aligned on the same schedule, so we were able 216 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:06,360 Speaker 1: to hang out, get quality time on the weekend. Um. 217 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,280 Speaker 1: But that no longer the case. My wife will be 218 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 1: working on the weekends. I will have my time off 219 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 1: on the weekends, and so the planets are not going 220 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,760 Speaker 1: to be lined up. And so we thought, well, this 221 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,439 Speaker 1: is the last weekend before you know, four or five, 222 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:20,240 Speaker 1: six months from now, and everything's upside down. As I 223 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,360 Speaker 1: said in the Saturday podcast last week that I was, 224 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 1: I'm moving. I'm living in a halfway house right now, 225 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,400 Speaker 1: so things things are a little upside down for me 226 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 1: in my life. I'm a creature of habit um. Unfortunately, 227 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,320 Speaker 1: I got the studio set up. I think it sounds 228 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,600 Speaker 1: sounds pretty good, but anyway, so so we went out 229 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,800 Speaker 1: and spent the weekend away from La traveled up the 230 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:42,240 Speaker 1: California coast. Now, the great thing about geography is if 231 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,800 Speaker 1: I was making the same road trips, say I started 232 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,560 Speaker 1: out in Georgia, right, and which is on the southern part. 233 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,520 Speaker 1: I know Florida's below that, But let's say Georgia and 234 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:55,320 Speaker 1: you're driving up the east coast, I would have ended 235 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,720 Speaker 1: up probably in Virginia. If I was driving up the 236 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,800 Speaker 1: east coast in California, I was still in California. We 237 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:06,480 Speaker 1: went to central California, unsullied by the slop of Los 238 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,720 Speaker 1: Angeles or the people shipping on the streets of San Francisco. 239 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,880 Speaker 1: They're doing that in l A also, uh and a 240 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:18,280 Speaker 1: nice little oasis, Castle Blanca, if you will. I spent 241 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:23,880 Speaker 1: a night in San Louis Obispo. Yeah. I like it there. 242 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:27,800 Speaker 1: It's cool. It's nice town. My wife loves the Madonna In. 243 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 1: You ever been to the Madonna You have not good 244 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:38,240 Speaker 1: weekend getaway right off the highway one there and Madonna 245 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:44,000 Speaker 1: In is a gotty, over the top hotel designed for 246 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 1: women and gay men. I would say the hotel is 247 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:51,440 Speaker 1: and my wife loves it. My it's her favorite place 248 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,800 Speaker 1: to say. It's like something you would expect to see 249 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:58,160 Speaker 1: at the Vegas trip. In fact, I've described the Madonna 250 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:04,240 Speaker 1: In as sir Orkus circus for women adult women, uh 251 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,960 Speaker 1: you know, and or girls as well. I mean, who cares. 252 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,880 Speaker 1: But for the female gender, I believe there are male 253 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,560 Speaker 1: and females. So Madonna In is the it's gonna slip 254 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,840 Speaker 1: that in get did you hear that guy? I'm a 255 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:20,640 Speaker 1: rebel and I'm old school. Yeah. Anyway, so, uh, she 256 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:24,320 Speaker 1: loves the Madonna In and it's her favorite hotel in California. 257 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 1: So we drove us an all day drive from where 258 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 1: we live, and we went out and we're supposed to 259 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,040 Speaker 1: get there at two o'clock. We got there at seven o'clock. 260 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 1: So we left a little late classic road trip. Eight 261 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 1: on the road, stopped, stopped off, I stopped off in 262 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:43,320 Speaker 1: Woodland Hills, got a bite teat kept going driving through California, 263 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,240 Speaker 1: and we drove all day there, had a nice dinner, 264 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,280 Speaker 1: a little late night swim in the heated pool. Giving 265 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,920 Speaker 1: the Mallard travel log, I went to bed, got up, 266 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,680 Speaker 1: went back to the pool, and then traveled up in 267 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,720 Speaker 1: Highway one. They're not all the way to Monterey, but 268 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 1: up Highway one. We visited Morrow Bay, wonderful town, all 269 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 1: those little beach towns, all those little beach towns. Uh 270 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:12,320 Speaker 1: pretty pretty cool. Uh. So yeah, we we went down 271 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,640 Speaker 1: to Morrow Bay, hung out there, spend a night in 272 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 1: Morrow Bay. And I've been to these places before. I 273 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,240 Speaker 1: I ate fishing chips, so I met my quota for 274 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,480 Speaker 1: I'm a pilot. I ate seafood for the first time 275 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,880 Speaker 1: in one and I don't think I ate it last year, 276 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,920 Speaker 1: so first time since nineteen I usually eat it once 277 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,560 Speaker 1: or twice a year. I've met my quota. Then we 278 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,680 Speaker 1: went off to San Simeon State Beach. You ever been 279 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:41,200 Speaker 1: to San Simeon Never? You've never been to the Hearst Castle. Never, Oh, 280 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 1: you gotta go check it out. Man, Hearst Class Castle 281 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,800 Speaker 1: was actually closed. I've been there before, so I didn't 282 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,360 Speaker 1: need to go. But there's this little I shouldn't say 283 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,280 Speaker 1: it because then people will show up like You're like, 284 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 1: I have that kind of power. Please anyway, there you 285 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,200 Speaker 1: want a little cool thing to do in California, if 286 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,880 Speaker 1: you're on the on the West coast, you drive up 287 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:01,480 Speaker 1: Highway one. It's about an hour outside San Louis obis 288 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:05,480 Speaker 1: Ball on Highway one, beautiful road. And right across the 289 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 1: street from hurst Castle is the beach that that Hurst 290 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:12,480 Speaker 1: used to bring in all the building materials, and there's 291 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:17,200 Speaker 1: a pier. It's always foggy, always foggy, Morrow Bay and 292 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:21,640 Speaker 1: also in San Simeon, and it's great. There's almost nobody there. 293 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 1: It's picturesque, the water is green. It's just beautiful. And Hurst, 294 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,360 Speaker 1: if you know about his his over the top home 295 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,520 Speaker 1: which is now a museum, he when he died his 296 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:36,960 Speaker 1: estate left all that land. The reason cal Central California 297 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,400 Speaker 1: has nobody living in it comparison to l A in 298 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,880 Speaker 1: San Francisco is because of the fact that Hurst bought 299 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,480 Speaker 1: all the land and just gave it to the state 300 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:48,200 Speaker 1: of California's a nature preserve essentially, but he has got 301 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,520 Speaker 1: there's zebras roaming around and all these exotic animals and 302 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,160 Speaker 1: they've called a lot of cows, a lot of cows. 303 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,960 Speaker 1: And uh, we leisurely stopped off at some vistas and 304 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:01,600 Speaker 1: deserted beaches, and it didn't remind me that part of 305 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,560 Speaker 1: California reminds me a little bit of Hawaii, where you 306 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,320 Speaker 1: can just pull off to the side of the road 307 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,120 Speaker 1: and and go out to the beach and nobody really 308 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,560 Speaker 1: bugs you. You're just gonna watch out for the occasional 309 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,760 Speaker 1: highway patrol officer who's a little over aggressive with the tickets. 310 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 1: But other than that, you're good. Uh and and that. 311 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,119 Speaker 1: So that was the travel log, but that leads us 312 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:26,080 Speaker 1: into the squirrel whisper. Well before we get into that. 313 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:32,520 Speaker 1: Knowing you and knowing your wife, this madonna in is 314 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,479 Speaker 1: right up her strike zone. Like I'm looking at this 315 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,359 Speaker 1: is not no, no, no no, This is like right 316 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 1: in her wheelhouse. Yeah. When I travel, I tend to 317 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,840 Speaker 1: stay at the cheapest possible place. I can say, I don't. 318 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,120 Speaker 1: I don't care. To me, it's not about the hotel. 319 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,080 Speaker 1: It's about doing stuff. If I travel, I don't believe 320 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:57,440 Speaker 1: in off and go exactly. She disagrees. Her Her outlook 321 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,720 Speaker 1: is it's about comfort. It's about a nice hotel. She 322 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,639 Speaker 1: doesn't mind dropping the good amount of money on hotel rooms. 323 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:06,600 Speaker 1: So we've come to a compromise, much like most things 324 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 1: in my life, as long as I don't know how 325 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:13,000 Speaker 1: much it costs, I'm okay. So you know, you can, 326 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,760 Speaker 1: you know, drop drop a C note on a hotel 327 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,840 Speaker 1: or whatever. I don't know. I don't care. I'm not 328 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,920 Speaker 1: I'm not going to worry about it if I don't 329 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,920 Speaker 1: know about it's kind of I mean, it's it's cool 330 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,200 Speaker 1: in some ways. I don't know if this is kind 331 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,639 Speaker 1: of nostalgic for you, because looking at a few of 332 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,800 Speaker 1: the rooms and even the bathrooms, it makes me feel 333 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,600 Speaker 1: like I'm at my grandparents house looking at the Madonna 334 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,600 Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, Like some of the bathrooms are tiled. 335 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,000 Speaker 1: They're checkered tiled, so like blue and gold a little bit. 336 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,720 Speaker 1: Every room has a theme and it's over the top. 337 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,040 Speaker 1: It's like if here's an outdated reference, guess scoun But 338 00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:52,760 Speaker 1: the older listeners will will get it. You listening who 339 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 1: are over a certain age, a Liberati like you know Liberally. 340 00:18:56,480 --> 00:19:00,680 Speaker 1: You know, Liberaci is the entertain her in Vegas that 341 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,480 Speaker 1: played the piano, the gay guy with the over the 342 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,159 Speaker 1: top outfits and all that. He by the way, he 343 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,480 Speaker 1: lived in Sherman Oaks. Did you know that he lived 344 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,280 Speaker 1: right up the hill from the mother ship the Fox 345 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,399 Speaker 1: Sports radio studios. But anyway, it's like something he would 346 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,719 Speaker 1: put together. Um over the top, and yeah, I mean 347 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,920 Speaker 1: she loves it, and it's like a whole big process 348 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,679 Speaker 1: to pick me out which room are we gonna stay in? 349 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 1: You know this time? You know that whole thing. That's cool. 350 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,400 Speaker 1: You gotta do at least once. What kind of room 351 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,840 Speaker 1: did you guys actually stay in. I don't remember the 352 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,040 Speaker 1: name of it was. It was one of the It 353 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:36,480 Speaker 1: was like bright red. There was rock on the walls. Uh. 354 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,600 Speaker 1: It didn't have a sofa. That reminded me of my 355 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 1: grandmother's MISSI resident. Yeah, I did have that bright red carpet, 356 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,720 Speaker 1: chandeliers everywhere, you know that kind of thing. Oh, man, 357 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:52,240 Speaker 1: that's great. There's the old world Sweet, the Madonna, Sweet, 358 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:57,480 Speaker 1: the Karen, the Caveman, the Karen. Yeah, boy, I still 359 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,800 Speaker 1: changing the name of that. It's a are I n though? 360 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:05,080 Speaker 1: All the love nest? Who the love Nest? Yeah? There 361 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: were people there on their hunting moon. We saw cars 362 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,800 Speaker 1: in the parking lot. They were all painted up, you know, 363 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:13,080 Speaker 1: a happy marriage, you know, happy wedding whatever. So, yeah, 364 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,479 Speaker 1: this is kind of cool. Man. You're gonna go there. 365 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,440 Speaker 1: You gotta go, man, come on, guess go and get 366 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,960 Speaker 1: you act again. Well, I found I found a room 367 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,280 Speaker 1: for me there too. What is it the Jackass room? 368 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 1: Rock Bottom, the rock Bottom. It's really a homage to 369 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:32,200 Speaker 1: your career, so, uh, why why not? Oh my gosh, 370 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 1: that's good man. Be sure to catch live editions of 371 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,080 Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show week days at two am eastern 372 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,119 Speaker 1: eleven pm Pacific. Be sure to catch live editions of 373 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,160 Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am eastern eleven 374 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,720 Speaker 1: pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart 375 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,760 Speaker 1: Radio app. So that was my travel and then we 376 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:56,440 Speaker 1: I love the slow, methodical drive back. We came back 377 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,320 Speaker 1: on Saturday. I had to get back for the Clipper game, 378 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:02,560 Speaker 1: so we slowly drove down the California coast. We were 379 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,879 Speaker 1: all the way up at San Simeon, and you know, 380 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:11,160 Speaker 1: we drove through the different towns along Highway One, got 381 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,280 Speaker 1: back on you know, the main drag in San Louis 382 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaker 1: abyss Ball, and we stopped off in Santa Barbara and Ventura. 383 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,520 Speaker 1: You know a couple of different places that are I 384 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,240 Speaker 1: don't usually go to because I live far away from 385 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,240 Speaker 1: those places. So I love Santa Barbara. And in Builton, 386 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,919 Speaker 1: which is right next door, actually know the Bulton's up 387 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,960 Speaker 1: a little bit. That's where we went to, uh to 388 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:36,960 Speaker 1: have the fried donuts in what's that town called right 389 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,479 Speaker 1: next to Buleton you had fried donuts. Yeah, yeah, I'd 390 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:45,000 Speaker 1: say in nor it's like a Norwegian Swedish what's the 391 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:49,000 Speaker 1: name of that town? Having a mental block there now 392 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,320 Speaker 1: I've talked about it before. They have the like the 393 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,320 Speaker 1: little Danish town in California north of Santa Barbara's like 394 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,920 Speaker 1: an hour north of Santa Barbara. Half an hour north 395 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:04,520 Speaker 1: of Santa Barbara. Come on, askon, come on, gascon Solvang, 396 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: boom solving. It's definitely note my, why not man, because 397 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,720 Speaker 1: that's a great day trip in l A, a little 398 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:20,120 Speaker 1: slice of Denmark in in California. Solvang really Danish, that's 399 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:24,919 Speaker 1: what says on Google. They've got delicious Danish bakeries. You 400 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,760 Speaker 1: get these little eber skeezels something I think of butchering 401 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,600 Speaker 1: the name of it, but they're like fried donuts with 402 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:35,080 Speaker 1: jelly on top. There's a lot of windmills and it's 403 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,120 Speaker 1: a little tourist town and it was completely shut down 404 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,520 Speaker 1: for a year because King knew some shut everything down, 405 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,439 Speaker 1: and it was nice to see it back open. So 406 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:47,760 Speaker 1: the Squirrel Whisper one of my many stops here. I 407 00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:51,600 Speaker 1: came across the pot of gold at the end of 408 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,919 Speaker 1: the Rainbow hungry squirrels. So we stopped off. I mentioned 409 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:59,800 Speaker 1: were stopping at these like vistas and a little roadside 410 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,280 Speaker 1: turn and office we can look at the ocean whatnot, 411 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,720 Speaker 1: and on Highway one. And as soon as we exited 412 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,680 Speaker 1: the car at one of these vistas, these critters greeted us, 413 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:14,880 Speaker 1: greeted me in particular with open arms, and they were 414 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:20,600 Speaker 1: like standing up demanding food. Reminded me of Bella when 415 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,560 Speaker 1: I when I give Bella a treat, she stands up 416 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,600 Speaker 1: on her legs. I says, give me more, give me more, 417 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,280 Speaker 1: right like just like that. And so I realized I 418 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,880 Speaker 1: had a bag of peanuts that I had taken with 419 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,159 Speaker 1: me that I just happened as a snack when I 420 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,359 Speaker 1: was driving up on the once I broke my fast 421 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,080 Speaker 1: and I was driving up the road, I snack on 422 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,720 Speaker 1: some peanuts, and so I attempted to feed the little buggers. 423 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,680 Speaker 1: And it seemed like a good idea at the time, 424 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,320 Speaker 1: but it it much like if you've been at the 425 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,240 Speaker 1: beach during the summer and you feed the seagulls. You 426 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,439 Speaker 1: know you can feed seagulls, and they always say if 427 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,399 Speaker 1: you feed one, there's a dozen more that are going 428 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,000 Speaker 1: to appear in Squawk and Squeal. I'd never heard that 429 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:02,000 Speaker 1: about squirrels. I didn't heard that about squirrels. So needless 430 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,280 Speaker 1: to say, it was as bad as that the squirrels 431 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,560 Speaker 1: brought friends and family, and it was a hooting nanny 432 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:13,120 Speaker 1: shindig type of situation. And its like as I told 433 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,520 Speaker 1: my wife, I said, you gotta record this. This is ridiculous, 434 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,159 Speaker 1: like so in the in the video she posted, I 435 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:24,520 Speaker 1: was a total daredevil. Everyone impressed at my heroic nature. There. 436 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:29,560 Speaker 1: I risked my life to feed these bushy tailed rodents, 437 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 1: rats with furry tales. As some have said, here these 438 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:38,960 Speaker 1: squirrels can carry rabies, and here I am with my 439 00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:45,720 Speaker 1: sandals on standing there, risking my health to feed these squirrels. 440 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,320 Speaker 1: Think about that, guys, think about the heroic nature of 441 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,520 Speaker 1: this action. And one of them was so excited to 442 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,920 Speaker 1: get my nuts it ran across my foot. The squirrel 443 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,080 Speaker 1: was so excited, and that scared me a little bit. 444 00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:00,760 Speaker 1: I was taken aback by that. I was worried I'd 445 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,919 Speaker 1: been bitten by the squirrel. Why are you scared? I mean, 446 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,439 Speaker 1: you have plenty of Mallard militia members that are roping 447 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,320 Speaker 1: for your nuts. So I don't know why you're worried 448 00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:11,840 Speaker 1: about that. Wow. Uh. And so the flying squirrels were 449 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,480 Speaker 1: all over me now that video. They were like, I 450 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,800 Speaker 1: think six or seven squirrels in the video that was 451 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:20,800 Speaker 1: posted on Instagram and Facebook last weekend. We went back 452 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:26,200 Speaker 1: the next day and they were double that. We're talking 453 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:30,960 Speaker 1: fifteen plus squirrels. It was so bad. When I got 454 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,600 Speaker 1: back in the car, I had to like run again 455 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,440 Speaker 1: in the I was worried the squirrels. We're gonna jump 456 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,640 Speaker 1: in the car and we were gonna have a pet 457 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,280 Speaker 1: squirrel in the car. They were everywhere. And then when 458 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,240 Speaker 1: I was trying to drive away, these squirrels are so 459 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:49,840 Speaker 1: used to human interaction that they weren't even getting out 460 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,399 Speaker 1: of the way of the car. Like they were just 461 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,360 Speaker 1: standing there like mad dog in the car, Like, we're 462 00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,119 Speaker 1: you gonna run me over. Come on, tough guy, you 463 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,520 Speaker 1: can run me over. You're not gonna run me over 464 00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,960 Speaker 1: with a squirrel. I'm a squirrel. Yeah, that was my Like, 465 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,520 Speaker 1: it's like when you go to the beach and he 466 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,280 Speaker 1: feeds seagulls, right, you give a little bit of bread, 467 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,080 Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, everybody comes and gets your 468 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,480 Speaker 1: So what I just said, I just used the seagull analogy. 469 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 1: I know, but I'm just thinking out loud right now 470 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,040 Speaker 1: with you, like how they just came at you because she, 471 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:19,879 Speaker 1: your wife, had it on Instagram. She made one video, 472 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,920 Speaker 1: but there were other We went back, and there were 473 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,720 Speaker 1: many more the second time we went, and that was 474 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,480 Speaker 1: a different place too. It was not the same place. 475 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,119 Speaker 1: We went back to a different place, and there's squirrels 476 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,000 Speaker 1: in more Obey, there's a bunch of squirrels also, And 477 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,800 Speaker 1: that's where you're at, right. You were on the coast 478 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:39,960 Speaker 1: when you took that last video. Uh. Well, the the 479 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,120 Speaker 1: video of me standing in the ocean was in Santa Barbara, 480 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 1: but the one prior to that was at a just 481 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,120 Speaker 1: a like a vista where I was feeding the squirrels 482 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:52,919 Speaker 1: just off just down the road from San Simeon, like 483 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,399 Speaker 1: a couple of miles down the road from San Simeon 484 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,240 Speaker 1: before you get to the next town, which is what 485 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,840 Speaker 1: is that? Well, you're not familiar with central California, so 486 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,320 Speaker 1: you're no good at this, but we're talking. I did 487 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,040 Speaker 1: minor league baseball for a year, because you advise, what's 488 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:12,240 Speaker 1: that what's the town below? Uh? San Simeon, Oh, God 489 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,760 Speaker 1: starts with a cea. We stopped there. Wifelights to that 490 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,280 Speaker 1: town too. It's an old cat It's just off Highway one, 491 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 1: main Street. There's a bunch of shops, a few hotels. Cambria, Cambria. Yeah, 492 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,920 Speaker 1: that's it, Cambria. Actually in Cambria. Yeah, like like Cambria. 493 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,840 Speaker 1: Ate some fetecchini alfredo and Cambria wasn't very good. The 494 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,960 Speaker 1: big question is did you get some sun? No? Not really. 495 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,480 Speaker 1: It was overcast. That's what my kind of beach. It's overcast, 496 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:45,399 Speaker 1: kind of cool. It was in the low sixties, like 497 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,080 Speaker 1: sixty one degrees. People are busting my balls from wearing 498 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,280 Speaker 1: a long sleeve slur shirt. I'm not. I'm not going 499 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,400 Speaker 1: out there, you know in my banana hammock if it's 500 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,800 Speaker 1: sixty degrees, I'm not doing that. Hey man, I was 501 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,879 Speaker 1: at least proud of you, I when I saw you 502 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,360 Speaker 1: before you took off for your trip. Yeah, funk man, 503 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:08,080 Speaker 1: you have like it's like you unzipped a fat body 504 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,520 Speaker 1: and threw it in the Pacific Ocean, like you have 505 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,520 Speaker 1: a you have a brand new body. Wow is that 506 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:19,000 Speaker 1: a compliment? Guess gun? Yeah that's here. Wow, Well I 507 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,679 Speaker 1: am I am proud of the fact that I did not. 508 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,000 Speaker 1: I've heard a lot of people have gotten fat over 509 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:27,359 Speaker 1: the COVID last year and a half. Yeah, yeah, Like, 510 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,440 Speaker 1: I made sure not to do that, So I did 511 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,920 Speaker 1: pass that, by which I'm happy about. Yes, well, yeah, 512 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,960 Speaker 1: you should be holy hell man. But then then no, 513 00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,760 Speaker 1: the great thing about assholes and the mallem militious, like, 514 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,400 Speaker 1: no matter what I look like when I was obese, 515 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,440 Speaker 1: you're fat, but now I'm too skinny, or now I 516 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,440 Speaker 1: need you know, I skip leg day. You've got to 517 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,000 Speaker 1: get stronger, you know. It's what I understand. That's how 518 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,400 Speaker 1: people are operating to attack other people's vanity. I understand that, 519 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,520 Speaker 1: and um, but you know, just douche bags. Well, I 520 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,320 Speaker 1: appreciate at the effort. Dude, that's not fucking easy, especially 521 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,640 Speaker 1: when you're intermittent fast for such a long period of time. 522 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,120 Speaker 1: But then you see the results. It is, it is 523 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,000 Speaker 1: clearly evident. It's the only way till I die. This 524 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,080 Speaker 1: is how I'm gonna live my life. And then I'll 525 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,040 Speaker 1: really be on a long fast. Guest, I think about 526 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: that when I tied my God, that will be the 527 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:20,040 Speaker 1: mother of all all fast. Um, I mean, I'll never 528 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,800 Speaker 1: read again. Guestcots, Oh my god, don't worry about you. 529 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:27,640 Speaker 1: Texted me what kind of fast you're on exactly, I 530 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,880 Speaker 1: won't be sending you pictures of the pizza that make. 531 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,800 Speaker 1: So I screwed up because we had a listener with 532 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,400 Speaker 1: a couple of listeners um that actually sent us some 533 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 1: some material and and I know I was able to 534 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,280 Speaker 1: get my mail. I came in and got my mail, 535 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,840 Speaker 1: which was cool. Yes, so Lord Goufa sent us some 536 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,840 Speaker 1: some stuff and he asked what size shirt you? Yes? 537 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,440 Speaker 1: And I screwed up because you being tall, I thought, okay, 538 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,840 Speaker 1: well even if you lost weight, like I thought a 539 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,480 Speaker 1: triple X would be suitable for you. But I shot 540 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,960 Speaker 1: the mood on that. Yeah, that's h and I haven't 541 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,920 Speaker 1: nice MUMU now thank you for that. You know, I'm like, uh, 542 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,160 Speaker 1: like the problem I have. I have a weird kind 543 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,400 Speaker 1: of build, so I need tall sizes and they don't 544 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,880 Speaker 1: make T shirts and tall sizes often. Yes, So how 545 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,120 Speaker 1: do you shop? Then? Do you have to go online 546 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,719 Speaker 1: and specifically order it there through the Yeah? Usually just 547 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,160 Speaker 1: buy you know the big and tall stores. And I'm 548 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,000 Speaker 1: not as big as I was, but I'm tall, so 549 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,719 Speaker 1: I can use an XL tall or I like him 550 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,960 Speaker 1: a little looser, so I usually if if the shirts tied, 551 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,120 Speaker 1: I'll get a two x L. But I really only 552 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,040 Speaker 1: need an EXCEL. The key part of that it's tall. 553 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,680 Speaker 1: That's the problem. Alright. So we we've got German, a 554 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:41,600 Speaker 1: trip to Germany, and now what is this all about? 555 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,200 Speaker 1: It's uh, it's it's interesting because we mentioned I mentioned 556 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,280 Speaker 1: it a couple of weeks ago on on the podcast, 557 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,120 Speaker 1: and I had a test with the European League of 558 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,080 Speaker 1: Football and they brought me on as an English speaking 559 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:59,800 Speaker 1: at sometimes announcer and um past the first hurdle and 560 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:05,360 Speaker 1: to last weekend Sunday morning at six o'clock Pacific at 561 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,680 Speaker 1: three o'clock. I don't know what it is in German time. 562 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,720 Speaker 1: I don't know what CET stands for in German, but 563 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:17,760 Speaker 1: but yeah, kickoff was underway between Berlin and Leipzig and 564 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,800 Speaker 1: it stands for Central European time. But yeah, I called 565 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,840 Speaker 1: my first European League of Football game for a brand 566 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:28,920 Speaker 1: new league out there in Europe. It was awesome a 567 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,920 Speaker 1: lot of fun, but it was a solo mission and 568 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,440 Speaker 1: it was really challenging in the sense of getting down 569 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,840 Speaker 1: pronunciations at the last second because the league itself was 570 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,680 Speaker 1: it was the inception came in November, but most of 571 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,920 Speaker 1: these teams, general managers, coaches all came together at the 572 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,000 Speaker 1: last minute, so trying to get rosters that were up 573 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,479 Speaker 1: to date and get names was extremely challenging. My game 574 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,360 Speaker 1: was the last game of the day and it lasted 575 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:59,440 Speaker 1: four hours. Four hours. Like officials were throwing flags left 576 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,920 Speaker 1: and right. One guy snapped his leg, they're blown coverages, 577 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,080 Speaker 1: all kinds of penalties, guys getting hurt. So was everything 578 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,200 Speaker 1: you thought would be from a European football league. But 579 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:15,400 Speaker 1: they play NFL rules except for over time and yeah, 580 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,280 Speaker 1: but these guys were led by American quarterbacks, so they 581 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,400 Speaker 1: got to sling it around a little bit. Anyone we've 582 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:26,120 Speaker 1: heard of, Um, there was a couple Um a wide 583 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:30,000 Speaker 1: receiver named Anthony Doable. He played for the New York 584 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,880 Speaker 1: Giants in the Atlanta Falcons. And how much of these 585 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,280 Speaker 1: guys get paid, I don't know. That's the crazy things. 586 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,720 Speaker 1: Some of these guys are getting paid, but they also 587 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,560 Speaker 1: have second jobs to other guys are just worried about 588 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,960 Speaker 1: getting taped for the National Football League, Like there's a 589 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,240 Speaker 1: get that. But there's still it's expensive to travel the 590 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,360 Speaker 1: Germany just to live there is also well the kicker 591 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,640 Speaker 1: the kicker is is this though, is they use all 592 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,320 Speaker 1: native players except they are allowed to bring in ten 593 00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,760 Speaker 1: foreigners and have four Americans on their raw suster. But 594 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,680 Speaker 1: even Americans are playing somewhere in Europe, whether it's in 595 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:11,280 Speaker 1: the UK, Austria, Germany, Poland Spain, They're they're playing somewhere, 596 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,840 Speaker 1: so they're getting some kind of coin. So I'm looking 597 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:17,160 Speaker 1: at the team nicknames, and some of them are okay, yeah, 598 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:22,480 Speaker 1: like the Jans had the Berlin thunder Kings is weak thunder. 599 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:27,959 Speaker 1: We've got that Surge homage to Surge ibaka. I guess 600 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 1: what the Centurions? How about that? That's different? Dragons? I 601 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,240 Speaker 1: think more of like baseball right, Galaxy there's a soccer 602 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:45,560 Speaker 1: team called the Galaxy Devils. Devils dude, rock cloth Panthers, 603 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,120 Speaker 1: what is it? Rock cloth? The ws are actually vs? 604 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,320 Speaker 1: Oh is that right? And the slanted bees. If you 605 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,760 Speaker 1: see a B that's slanted like it goes upward, that's 606 00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:00,320 Speaker 1: actually not a B, it's a double S. Holy fuck. 607 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,320 Speaker 1: I don't even know English. How am I supposed to 608 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:08,200 Speaker 1: learn that? So? Wait? W is a v way I 609 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,560 Speaker 1: can I can remember that could be thing. I don't 610 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,840 Speaker 1: think I'll remember, no, because you could see it. It 611 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,759 Speaker 1: would look it would look like you took one of 612 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,120 Speaker 1: the hoops from the B and you pulled it up, 613 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:18,759 Speaker 1: and when you pull it up, it looks it's a 614 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:23,040 Speaker 1: double S. So you're doing this remotely? Yes? And how 615 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,439 Speaker 1: many people are listening to this? It's it's a worldwide feat, 616 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,920 Speaker 1: so there's two broadcasters. I know it's worldwide, but I 617 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,200 Speaker 1: mean we're worldwide. But that's people have to know about it. 618 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,200 Speaker 1: I got people listening, you do you know? Well, So 619 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,760 Speaker 1: what I do know is that they have a YouTube channel, 620 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,799 Speaker 1: so as soon as the game ends, they have a 621 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,200 Speaker 1: complete highlight package of each game. And there were a 622 00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:47,120 Speaker 1: lot of people that were actually commentating on my commentary 623 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,560 Speaker 1: and then the feat itself, so it was gonna get 624 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,960 Speaker 1: some kind of responses back and forth on that. So 625 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,760 Speaker 1: my game alone, I see it, it has over sixteen 626 00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:02,600 Speaker 1: thousand views on it, so that's good. I like their 627 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,880 Speaker 1: their logos like a rip off of the NFL logo 628 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,040 Speaker 1: in the NBA and baseball. They've got the red and 629 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,879 Speaker 1: the blue, except they've got a guy like going up 630 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:15,360 Speaker 1: to make a one handed catch, like, yeah, I wouldn't 631 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,600 Speaker 1: be surprised if that is Odell Beckham right, that they 632 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,840 Speaker 1: just took that photo and staid here, Unwashed Masses is 633 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,279 Speaker 1: our new logos. So they'll they'll have a championship game 634 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,920 Speaker 1: on September. They'll Have're gonna fly you to Germany for 635 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,640 Speaker 1: the championship game. I'm I try to get that game. 636 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:35,479 Speaker 1: So there's five broadcasters that speak in English and four 637 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,279 Speaker 1: of us. We we rotate, so four will be on 638 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,400 Speaker 1: a call every week with one guy being off. So 639 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,480 Speaker 1: my my job at least, what I'm trying to position 640 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,360 Speaker 1: is to you obviously be that lead guy for the 641 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:50,960 Speaker 1: playoffs and then for the postseason championship game. So I'm 642 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,840 Speaker 1: gonna try what games is Petro's doing? Do we know 643 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:58,040 Speaker 1: what games he's not doing? Thank you? I'm not getting 644 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,000 Speaker 1: trump by him on the side. The p is not 645 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,960 Speaker 1: in the German No. But it's crazy to see these 646 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,319 Speaker 1: guys because when you look at him in stature, didn't 647 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,879 Speaker 1: look like they can play in the NFL. It just 648 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,520 Speaker 1: but the way that these guys are coached up is 649 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:19,399 Speaker 1: just drastically different from according to their coaches. Because most 650 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,720 Speaker 1: of these guys are former or just past NFL people, 651 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:28,279 Speaker 1: whether they're g MS, scouts, coaches, coordinators. So they've all 652 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,480 Speaker 1: gone to Europe trying to get back into the National 653 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,440 Speaker 1: Football League. Yeah, so where do you get the stats? 654 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,480 Speaker 1: I'm looking at the stat page on their website. I 655 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,040 Speaker 1: don't see players stats. I see the standings because they 656 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,600 Speaker 1: will see the players. Yeah, they're waiting to give us 657 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,319 Speaker 1: an official stat stat chart on all these games. So 658 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,920 Speaker 1: I don't know if they even have they them have 659 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,680 Speaker 1: a deal with stats inc or So that was the kicker. 660 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,160 Speaker 1: I had no live stats. That's a blessing and a curse. 661 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,040 Speaker 1: It's a blessing because you can say whatever you want. 662 00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:02,960 Speaker 1: Nobody can. Yeah, he'd be very exotic. He'd be like 663 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,799 Speaker 1: when Ronald Reagan was recreating baseball games in Iowa and 664 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,120 Speaker 1: the ticker broke. You know, he's doing off the ticker 665 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,719 Speaker 1: for the Cubs games and he just you know, just 666 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,520 Speaker 1: have to like Ken Levine, We should have him on 667 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,440 Speaker 1: the podcast when he did minor league baseball, like it 668 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,080 Speaker 1: was just you know, just kind of fill in the 669 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,919 Speaker 1: blanks and you did that when you were did Yeah, 670 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,239 Speaker 1: one guy had a one guy had a pretty good run. 671 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,640 Speaker 1: Of like forty yards. I exaggerated. I said it was 672 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:29,160 Speaker 1: like sixty. Yeah, Now you do the you know, forty 673 00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:34,000 Speaker 1: five fifty fifty thirty five down at the twenty seven 674 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,840 Speaker 1: yard line? Do you like? I always I wouldn't you 675 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,239 Speaker 1: say yard line? That's like a homage? Was it? Who 676 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,160 Speaker 1: was it? Bob Trumpy? Remember there was a old school 677 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,640 Speaker 1: broadcast He would always Bob Starr used to do that 678 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,279 Speaker 1: when I was a kid listening to Rams games on 679 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,840 Speaker 1: the radio, and he would he would say the yard, 680 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,000 Speaker 1: you know, yard line like instead of just the mark. Yeah. 681 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,279 Speaker 1: Who man, I'm trying to think. Who was the guy 682 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,520 Speaker 1: that announced he did? Uh Notre Dame football for the 683 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:03,120 Speaker 1: longest time? Oh yeah, was it Bob? No, it wasn't 684 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,160 Speaker 1: Bob Trumpy. What was the guy's name? Don c Yes, Don? 685 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,279 Speaker 1: Maybe it was Don Cricky I'm thinking of But yeah, 686 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,279 Speaker 1: I remember watching Don and I love the way he 687 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:15,600 Speaker 1: annunciated the down. It made it seem more impressive. Yeah, 688 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,799 Speaker 1: it made it seem more impressive, So I thought that 689 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,280 Speaker 1: was cool. Him and dick Enberg were two my favorites. 690 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:28,960 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Edburg was a great don creaky, solid, smooth. Yeah, 691 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:34,080 Speaker 1: it was really good. Absolutely, absolutely I did have one 692 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,440 Speaker 1: guy return a kickoff back yards for a score, so 693 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,120 Speaker 1: I had that one was a decent call. Yeah, but yeah, 694 00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:47,960 Speaker 1: here comes the stampede of seed devils. YEA gonna mix 695 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,839 Speaker 1: that a little bit, just imagine, because can we get 696 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,319 Speaker 1: you to use the word like we can get some 697 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,239 Speaker 1: of the Malmsted to watch these games. Can you get 698 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,719 Speaker 1: hornswoggle in? Yeah? I could jam anything I want to 699 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,000 Speaker 1: in there. Okay, you would say anything you could, So 700 00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,960 Speaker 1: I'd like to just the word horn swoggle. I can 701 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,080 Speaker 1: lend that word to you. It's one of my words. 702 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,799 Speaker 1: Another one of my words is crowbar. You should use 703 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,279 Speaker 1: crowbar a good word there. You can say that the 704 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,400 Speaker 1: when the quarterback gets sacked they dropped a piano on him. 705 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,560 Speaker 1: You could do that. That's good my catchphrases. Yeah, you 706 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,319 Speaker 1: can use that one. I'll use that. So that way 707 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,080 Speaker 1: I have proof in a highlight package I can. I 708 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,640 Speaker 1: can pass it along. But I actually incorporated I crow 709 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,560 Speaker 1: bard it into the show. Yes, you see that, look 710 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,960 Speaker 1: at that. So yeah, it was. It was fun. It was. 711 00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:34,160 Speaker 1: It was one of hopefully a bigger package, but obviously 712 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,000 Speaker 1: trying to lead this into something else here domestically, whether 713 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,920 Speaker 1: their Fox or ESPN or someone always trying to get 714 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,399 Speaker 1: the bigger package. You guess, on your entire life. That's 715 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,440 Speaker 1: what's all about, right, I understand we're never satisfied here 716 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:50,600 Speaker 1: in l A are we. I'm fine, Okay, I'm alright. 717 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,560 Speaker 1: It's what all that like to be in a real house. 718 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:58,319 Speaker 1: But alrighty Mallard mini mansion, I guess you can call 719 00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,320 Speaker 1: it the mini mansion. You go from the Mallard Action 720 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:04,239 Speaker 1: to the Madonna in for for a day. Yes, I 721 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,480 Speaker 1: spent a day there at the Madonna, and I think 722 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:10,720 Speaker 1: you should you know different people, guest, com maybe somebody 723 00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,920 Speaker 1: out there to meet halfway, you know, a little roady 724 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,520 Speaker 1: for both and just meet someone on the highway. How 725 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:20,759 Speaker 1: about that? Well, hitchhiking is very popular. These two pe 726 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,719 Speaker 1: love the hitchhiking, like nineteen seventies seven? Aren't there hitchhiking now? 727 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:30,280 Speaker 1: I had planned to do a few pop quiz questions 728 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,400 Speaker 1: and scientifical but we've gone rather long here, guest, and 729 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,560 Speaker 1: I feel like we've done enough content for the podcast 730 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,680 Speaker 1: that we were good. We don't need We can bring 731 00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,799 Speaker 1: that stuff back next week. How about that? We can? 732 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,840 Speaker 1: We can? Would that be good? So we'll Bag, the 733 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:48,240 Speaker 1: Scientifical and the Pop Quiz. We've got the mail bag 734 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:54,400 Speaker 1: on Sundays. Sunday's Sunday, But remember cameo dot com you 735 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:58,759 Speaker 1: want a personal video message, did one for Father's Day 736 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,080 Speaker 1: last weekend which was on a cool But if anything 737 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,880 Speaker 1: going on birthdays, bar mitzvah's, weddings, funerals, or you just 738 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,400 Speaker 1: want somebody to cheer you up, cameo dot com. Ben 739 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,080 Speaker 1: Mallard gascons on there as well. If you want to 740 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,480 Speaker 1: send a question into a future mail bag, you can 741 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:18,920 Speaker 1: send it care of the email page. The email page 742 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,760 Speaker 1: is Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, Real fifth 743 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,359 Speaker 1: Hour at gmail dot com, and we may use your 744 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:31,080 Speaker 1: question on a future edition of the mail Bag. Until then, 745 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:39,759 Speaker 1: Aloha mahallow, shalom riva there chay bye bye. Be sure 746 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,480 Speaker 1: to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays 747 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,359 Speaker 1: at two a m. Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Be sure 748 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,080 Speaker 1: to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays 749 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,280 Speaker 1: at two a m. 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