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Speaker 2: I'll never do it. Am I the a hole? You

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Speaker 1: You expect me like, Hey, I am going to support

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Speaker 2: No no, no no.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes how love is the best love and he can't

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Speaker 2: Exactly.

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Speaker 3: If I see a house burning down, I light another

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Speaker 3: Come on, if the house was really going to stay

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Speaker 3: stopped burning. You know, buy one match's not going to

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Speaker 2: That's how we do relationships. Yep, Tasso's matches in. Y'all

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Speaker 1: So my father passed away when I male twenty six,

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Speaker 1: was twenty two years old and my sister, female twenty

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Speaker 1: Then things quickly changed after my sister realized that my

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Speaker 2: Why does that change anything?

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Speaker 1: In the preceding months, my sister made my wife's life

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Speaker 1: hell who initially had been one of her bridesmaids, but

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Speaker 3: Wow, because you're too pregnant. Yeah, you're too fat to

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Speaker 3: be my rides. You're just throwing off the vibe. Yeah, Like,

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Speaker 3: can you, like, we're all size two's your size?

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Speaker 2: Ill? Can you just bring your stomach into like yeah, case,

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Speaker 2: suck it up. Your baby's probably fat too. Can you

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Speaker 3: But then only gained three pounds when she was pregnant.

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Speaker 2: Is that true? I have no idea, I Jennerson, I

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Speaker 2: totally believed you right there now.

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Speaker 1: Originally it was fine, but as my wife's pregnancy became

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Speaker 2: Would at times taunt her and make rude call comments

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Speaker 1: Read move that big bluga stomach out of the way.

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Speaker 1: heat check you guys. Sometimes during her bachelorourette party just

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Speaker 2: Everyone do shot, including you, fatty. You should actually be

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Speaker 2: drinking for two Yeah, exactly, Yeah, it's bad luck.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you want your feet is to

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Speaker 2: Yeah? No, okay, God, I hate this woman.

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Speaker 1: The ensuing onslaught resulted in my wife being removed as

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Speaker 1: God, she even left my pregnant wife on the side

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Speaker 2: And in a limousine paid for by me.

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Speaker 3: There's a weight limit on this limoud bro Oh that

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Speaker 1: It's been a while since my blood has boiled this hard,

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Speaker 2: What I'm actually hearing is it's really oh Pie's fault.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you should get more in a condom until after

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Speaker 3: Can you like, maybe not fuck her and my wedding

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Speaker 1: Your fetus isn't taking shots with me? Everything is wrong.

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Speaker 2: There we go. Maybe actually, there we don't go. I'm kidding.

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Speaker 2: Here's a vacuum. Wow, what a gentleman. This kuyas suck

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Speaker 1: I'm the kind of guy to suck it up. Sam's

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Speaker 1: catch my drift, this one's on me, babe. Not his

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Speaker 1: first drinks, dinner and plan be the trifecta of Samuel Donner.

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Speaker 1: I called her up yesterday after I found out what

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Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. Yeah, oh god, that's when the call began.

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Speaker 2: Who's the bitch.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and really quick, really quick. We've said this before.

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Speaker 3: If you're ever trying to convince someone to do something

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Speaker 2: Don't do it.

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Speaker 3: Calling someone a fucking bitch. Do this thing is not

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Speaker 3: going to work. Help yourself. Yeah, we're helping you, trying

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're too dumb for them, too much of

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Speaker 2: I told her to fuck off.

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Speaker 1: Of course, my mother has been extremely sympathetic towards my wife,

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, onslaught of messages from the family for real.

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Speaker 2: Am.

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Speaker 1: And I'm planning on a trip to Disney for my

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Speaker 1: I think there's some juice and juice. There's a little

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Speaker 1: to know what everyone else thinks. But like, so far

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Speaker 1: is op the ale for stepping out of the wedding?

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Speaker 2: What a guy?

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Speaker 3: If I was to choose who I wanted to be

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Speaker 3: right now saying yeah, put on put a ring?

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Speaker 2: Oh finger? No ring?

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Speaker 1: Yes, throw it on? Not going to be on the

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Speaker 1: market long, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Sam has many many people coordinating, and stresses and butters

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I had a girl over yesterday and yeah

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Speaker 3: you did. I reduced It was like does she work out?

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Speaker 3: My eyes were trapped. My eyes are trapped on her

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Speaker 3: If you want, you you could directly ask her when

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Speaker 2: Think Riley should do the honors?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 3: I was wondering, like what's your workout routine? And like

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, how do I get my ass that fat?

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Speaker 1: Well, speaking of fat juicy things, should we get into

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Speaker 2: And in conclusion, I don't think OP is the a hole.

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Speaker 2: There we go, let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: So I unblocked my relatives who had called me to

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Speaker 1: I sent them the post. Most apologized and didn't know

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Speaker 2: So she literally did kick her out of the car. Why, oh,

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Speaker 2: You are that is what marriage is. I guess.

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Speaker 3: He's like, Hey, we're not married yet, so I don't

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Speaker 1: Give me another forty eight hours four waiting on this one.

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Speaker 2: Give me a break, manage. You're literally joining the family

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Speaker 2: that's how this shit weighed. No, I did a little

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Speaker 2: warm up before all this drama. Ye can't just put

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Speaker 1: You know, my mother is attending the wedding, but she

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Speaker 1: As for my sister, she was none too pleased when

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Speaker 1: I had her blocked so I didn't receive anything. Then

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Speaker 1: She refused to apologize.

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Speaker 2: You understand your wife is fat. Yeah she is? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Like this is bad.

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Speaker 3: She can't fit into the matching set of dresses we got. No,

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Speaker 3: just I just killing them. She can't sit with us.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: Never, she tried to make herself seem like she was

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Speaker 3: I don't think you know how to be a parent.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you understand how anything it's a parent.

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Speaker 3: You shouldn't parent, Yeah, to which I reminded her how

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Speaker 1: Then she tried to guilt me, saying that our father

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Speaker 3: Car God, Well, I can say that about anything. You

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Speaker 1: You know how much she loved me and how much

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Speaker 1: she hated you. Yeah, we know that. We can't ask

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Speaker 1: in each of our hearts. He actually whispered it to

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Speaker 2: Doesn't want to talk to you.

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Speaker 1: She said that blood is more important, which is ironic

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Speaker 1: to say horrific things about my.

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Speaker 3: Wife, doubling down, double down, baby really doesn't like your wife.

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Speaker 2: Angered.

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Speaker 1: I told her to get out of my office, and

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Speaker 3: Going to Disneyland, Hey, silver lining Dignity Land's pretty dope.

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Speaker 2: It really is, though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we were actually there not too long ago, that's right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we went around like two fools. Yeah, we went to

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Speaker 1: we got like drinks and went to like rides.

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Speaker 2: Some sort of teaky hut thing.

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Speaker 1: If I was going through situation where my sister despised

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Speaker 2: It's a good cure. It's a good cure. It's a

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Speaker 2: good care, good cure.

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Speaker 1: My question is, obviously, is Opie the ahole? Like Opie

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Speaker 3: No, Opie is not the a hole in the slightest Yeah,

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Speaker 3: in fact, what a great husband.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fanning up to his sister, which sometimes, like we've

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Speaker 3: Hard to stand up to your family, you know, and

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Speaker 3: like this guy's doing it for his wife, his fat,

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Speaker 3: for your wife when she is getting kicked out of

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Speaker 3: the bridal shower for being a whail, for.

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Speaker 1: Not taking shots her inn or maybe not taking shots.

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Speaker 2: He's really doing words work here. Big salutes to Opie.

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Speaker 1: I also would love to hear your craziest Bridezilla stories.

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Speaker 3: I feel like certain people just the power goes to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is all about but it's like there's level.

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Speaker 3: And I think because they know it's all about them,

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Speaker 3: like the power trips go insane. Yeah, but uh, I'm

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Speaker 3: trip wow and tell you this next story.

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Speaker 2: Oh, let's go. My annoying step mom keep trying to

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Speaker 2: adopt me. I told her I don't want to be adopted.

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Speaker 2: Leave me alone. Am I the asshole?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you don't want to be adopted by the stepmom,

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Speaker 1: But you know there's some other things that can be

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Speaker 2: Part of me. Who maybe what's mommy? Stepmom? What are

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Speaker 2: you doing. Yeah, stepmom, why are you always getting stuck

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Speaker 2: in the washing machine? Girl?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, why don't you step into my room? My

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Speaker 1: mom died when I was six years old. Yeah, how

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Speaker 1: do you feel now, John?

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Speaker 2: I feel great? I feel amazing.

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Speaker 3: My dad ended up turning to one of his good friends, Anna,

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Speaker 3: and they ended up getting married when I was seven.

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Speaker 3: Pretty quick, you turn quick and deep balls deep into

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Speaker 2: He said he usually doesn't turn this quick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it take a lot longer, but like, you're so pretty.

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Speaker 1: Anna couldn't. I couldn't help myself apologize. I didn't mean

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: Anna brought up the idea of adopting me the day

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Speaker 3: of the wedding. It was something my dad was all for,

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Speaker 3: but I went nuts when she mentioned it to me,

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Speaker 3: and I kind of spoiled the rest of the wedding.

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Speaker 2: Yikes.

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Speaker 3: Imagine like you're trying to do this nice thing for

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Speaker 3: your kid and be like, fuck you, You're trying to

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Speaker 2: My mom was better in bed anyway. I would know.

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Speaker 3: I heard the sounds I was birthed through her tight lips,

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Speaker 3: and I know you gotta flop, you wizards, sleeve flopping.

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Speaker 3: Can't have a baby, just fall right out? Yeah, h

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Speaker 3: bucket pussy. It's like a hot dog in a cave

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Speaker 3: over there. For the next year, we did this really

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Speaker 3: the therapist and them that I needed a mom, that

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Speaker 3: it would provide safety for me, and that it was

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Speaker 3: not a betrayal of my mom to accept another loving

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Speaker 3: mom into my life. The therapist put the recommendation into

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Speaker 3: the court to approve it, but when the judge spoke

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Speaker 3: and I would do everything to never come back. I

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Speaker 3: was eight at the time, and I meant bitchiness. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: this is like an intense eight.

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Speaker 2: Year old burial. This is like a Macaulay Cochin type like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, dude, I'm going to set this whole

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Speaker 1: place fire, burn it down, and hit you in the

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Speaker 1: nuts with some marbles if you don't fucking give me

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Speaker 1: my way. Damn, you just had that lock to loaded.

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Speaker 1: That was yeah, I gave you the alley you, but

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Speaker 1: you just broke the backboard.

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Speaker 3: He asked me why I didn't want to be adopted,

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Speaker 3: and he listened, and when he addressed the court again,

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Speaker 3: he denied the adoption request and told my dad and

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Speaker 3: Anna that until I was on board, no adoption would

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Speaker 3: be approved in his court.

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize that the kids had like full veto

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Speaker 2: power makes sense, Like I feel like it should take

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Speaker 2: two to want to be adopted one hundred percent. I'm glad.

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Speaker 2: It's the thing I didn't know it was.

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Speaker 3: They did try again, requesting a different judge, but received

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Speaker 3: the same response. I was asked constantly to change my mind.

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Speaker 3: Anna would put her all into trying to fill the

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Speaker 3: told her she could never be my mom, she took

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Speaker 3: it as a challenge to try harder and be better.

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Speaker 3: She would dedicate so much time to me it was crazy.

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Speaker 3: I never appreciated it because instead of just being Anna,

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Speaker 3: instead of my dad telling her to just be Anna,

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Speaker 3: she saw mom as the only thing she wanted, even

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Speaker 3: when she had kids of her own.

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Speaker 2: I was their oldest son. I was her so on

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Speaker 3: She call herself a boy mom, et cetera, whereas I

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Speaker 3: never once called her mom. Ooh sorry, Anna, got a

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Speaker 3: little present for you, mom? You know would be even better,

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Speaker 3: calling her a mat made. There we go, William Osmond

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Speaker 3: says something funny. He calls his girlfriend his like he

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Speaker 3: calls his girlfriend caretaker.

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Speaker 2: I just thought of one, But should I say it?

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Speaker 3: Say it sausage holder, nothing but my father's sausage holder.

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Speaker 3: If we're being honest, I don't even love her after

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Speaker 3: all these years. I see her more as an intrusive

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Speaker 3: family member who won't stop. My relationship with my dad

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Speaker 3: is also not the best, because I don't like that

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Speaker 3: he wouldn't take no for an answer, that he was

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Speaker 3: so quick to try to push an adoption, even after

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Speaker 3: I told him I would rather be with grandparents or

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Speaker 3: if he died. He insisted being with Anna and her

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Speaker 3: being my mom was best for me. I turned eighteen

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Speaker 3: a few months ago, and I ran like my ass

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Speaker 3: was on fire to get away from Dad and Anna.

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Speaker 3: I lived with my maternal grandparents for a while before

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Speaker 3: moving in with i'm eternal uncle, who lived near a

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Speaker 3: really good apprenticeship I wanted to join. My paternal grandparents

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Speaker 3: celebrated their wedding anniversary this past weekend, and I was there.

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Speaker 3: While there and approached me, handed me papers for an

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Speaker 3: adult adoption. She told me she loved me and she

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Speaker 3: wanted me to know it was not too late. Fucking

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Speaker 3: take a hint, Anna, come on, Anna, take a head.

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Speaker 3: If I wanted you, I'll get you in a different way. Yeah, yeah, An,

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be your son. I want to

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Speaker 3: be your man. You can't adopt me, but you can

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Speaker 3: adopt my Paenis.

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Speaker 2: You got two hands? You can hold two sausages? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Oh, sausage hold the times? Who what if he just

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Speaker 1: got her pregnant as revenge. I don't know how that's revenge,

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Speaker 1: but it is somehow, somehow, somehow work.

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Speaker 2: Oops, I'm sorry. I meant to pull out. Here we go.

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Speaker 2: You will never be my mom, but you can be

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Speaker 2: my wife. You can't be the mom to my son. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that will create together, that's right. I asked her.

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Speaker 3: How delusional could he be when I said no to

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Speaker 3: being adopted for eleven years now? I told her I

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Speaker 3: would not change my mind and I will never. She

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Speaker 3: and my dad, we're pissed at my choice of words,

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Speaker 3: and chaos ensued at the party.

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Speaker 2: So am I the asshole at the which party? Wedding anniversary?

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Speaker 2: Got it? Well, we want to know what you all think.

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Speaker 2: Please share your comments below if you think Op is

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Speaker 2: a whole or not? And also would you let us

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Speaker 2: adopt you? Oh? Yeah? Did we actually?

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Speaker 1: What if we just literally adopted like thousand of our

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Speaker 1: fans and we just had like the big the actual

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Speaker 1: OKOP fan.

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Speaker 3: Whoa if you want to be adopted by us, but

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Speaker 3: I want you to be my daddy in the comments, Oh,

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Speaker 3: you'll get a lot of those.

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Speaker 2: Come to Bali. He's over in Bali by the.

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Speaker 1: Way, He's booked until September eighteenth, but after that he

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Speaker 1: is free. Holler at your boy. Here's my question though, Like,

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Speaker 1: remember we had a story recently where it was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we found out that like the stepmom is actually like

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Speaker 1: a big asshole. Yeah, you know, whereas it didn't see

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Speaker 1: that way in the story. Did we get any evidence that.

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Speaker 1: Did we get any bad vibes.

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Speaker 3: Or we didn't get any bad vibes except like she

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Speaker 3: really wanted to be Op's mom and like wouldn't accept

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Speaker 3: any other position in his life. I think it was

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Speaker 3: probably just being too forceful, you know, like.

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Speaker 1: It could have been good, right, yeah, if she took

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Speaker 1: that energy be like, hey, I'm going to be a

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Speaker 1: great mom to this kid.

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Speaker 2: But I'm not going to try to push him. I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to make it. I'm not gonna put any

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Speaker 2: labels on it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, So it could be mom, it could

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Speaker 3: be a lover, you know, like yeah, you feel me out?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, But yeah it's Op. They like, because OPI

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Speaker 1: made a big scene at the wedding.

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Speaker 3: Maybe a little yeah, a little bit maybe maybe it's

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Speaker 3: like I feel it still feels a little childish to

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Speaker 3: be like, so like, you're not my mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not my momm you will never be my mom.

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Speaker 2: Is now a pie's an adult?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like eighteen, Like you know, fuck, you know,

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Speaker 3: get over it. I mean eighteen is still kind of young,

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Speaker 3: but like it's an illegal adult. You're legally allowed to

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Speaker 3: be mature right now.

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Speaker 1: If you can legally bang your step mom, just be courteous. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: come on, play the long game here. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about, because you got that long game or maybe.

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Speaker 2: That short game. It's either motion or the ocean or

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Speaker 2: explosion and erosion. Yep. With that, let's get into the

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Speaker 2: next story. Let's do it.