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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or calm away. All right, it's time

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Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And recently we got an email

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Speaker 1: from a local orthodonist who wanted us to prank their

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Speaker 1: new receptionist at the front desk. So apparently she just

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Speaker 1: started working there about a month ago, and already she's

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Speaker 1: had to handle some unusual questions from patients about dental

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Speaker 1: procedures that she just does not know how to answer.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love besting with new hires. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's so easy. So her boss just told her, you know,

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Speaker 1: in those situations, do your best to stay professional no

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Speaker 1: matter what. Right. Well, today we're going to put her

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Speaker 1: to the test with a few bizarre patient requests just

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Speaker 1: to see how she handles them. Here in your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two five. Thank you for calling Orthodonics. My name

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Speaker 1: is Lynn. How can I help you? Hi, my name's Matthew,

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Speaker 1: I have an appointment to get my wisdom teeth taken

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Speaker 1: out coming up here. Okay, story just calling to confirm

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Speaker 1: or no, I was just curious for this type of

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Speaker 1: procedure they knock you out right, The oral surgeon will

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Speaker 1: use sedation anesthesia. Yes, yeah, see, I don't think that's

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Speaker 1: going to work. Are you maybe like allergic or oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not allergic. It's just that regular anesthesia doesn't really

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Speaker 1: work on me, you know, all right, yeah, because I

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Speaker 1: know that that's what they normally give you. But I

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Speaker 1: broke my foot a few months ago and they had

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Speaker 1: to put me under for surgery and that did not

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Speaker 1: go well. So it's not like super wild to use

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Speaker 1: like the sedation anesthesia. I thought your experience will be

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Speaker 1: way better here. No, I don't think so, because you know,

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Speaker 1: they put the mask over your face and then they

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Speaker 1: tell you to count down from ten to one. Sure

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Speaker 1: thought a normal procedure, we do. Yeah, well I got

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Speaker 1: to negative eighty seven and then they finally asked me

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Speaker 1: to stop counting. Wow. Yeah, it's just general anesthesia just

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Speaker 1: does not work on me. So I don't know. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you could just tell the doctor that I'll bring my

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Speaker 1: own and then we'll be good to go. No, so

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Speaker 1: we can't have you bring in your own medication, especially

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Speaker 1: something that's not prescribed. It's totally cool because I've had

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Speaker 1: a few surgeries over the years actually, and at this

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Speaker 1: point I just make all my own anesthesia at home

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Speaker 1: in my bathtub, and all the other doctors have said

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Speaker 1: it's fine, but you're not allowed to use any type

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Speaker 1: of like illegal drugs like before the surgery. Here. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not bad. Like, I can give you the recipe

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Speaker 1: if you want. It's no, thank you, that's very kind

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Speaker 1: of you. Button. It's just a few liters of liquid

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Speaker 1: tail and all PM and then I mix in a

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Speaker 1: little black market cough syrup and then I top it

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Speaker 1: off just a sprinkle of elephant tranquilizers and then here

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Speaker 1: we go. It's like and then I'm out, Wow, I

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Speaker 1: have never heard of that before. That sounds like a lot, yeah,

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Speaker 1: a different things. I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it.

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Speaker 1: It's my own little personal recipe. I call it Drowsy

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Speaker 1: Dumbo because it knocks you out cold, but at the

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Speaker 1: same time, you also feel like you're kind of flying, okay,

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Speaker 1: because you're real good. No, definitely not going to suggest

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Speaker 1: doing that before your surgery here with us. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: get it, I get it. You guys just don't want

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Speaker 1: to deal with the insurance risk, right, I'll just have

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Speaker 1: my mom inject me in the parking lot. No, I

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Speaker 1: definitely don't suggest doing that. She's done it a bunch,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't care anymore. It's fine, Okay, thank you for

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Speaker 1: that information. I am going to warn you though. The

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Speaker 1: injection needle is pretty huge, because you know, it's meant

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Speaker 1: for elephants, so I might be bleeding when my mom

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Speaker 1: carries me in. I would just have some gauze ready,

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Speaker 1: wrap it around the injection site, and then I'll be

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Speaker 1: good for the surgery. Oh wow, that's not gonna work.

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Speaker 1: You can't come into the office meeting. Okay, Well, can

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Speaker 1: you have like an assistant come and meet me out

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Speaker 1: in the parking lot and they can gause me there. No.

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Speaker 1: I definitely would not feel comfortable sending anybody out to

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Speaker 1: patch you up in the parking lot. So I don't

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Speaker 1: know if we're really going to be able to do

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Speaker 1: this surgery now. I just I'm definitely going to have

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Speaker 1: to tell the doctor. No. I mean that's fine, go

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Speaker 1: and tell the doctor whatever, but can you also tell

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Speaker 1: him that during the surgery he should talk to me

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Speaker 1: in a baby voice. Excuse me? Yeah, like if he

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Speaker 1: whispers in a baby voice and tells me to be

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Speaker 1: a good boy and not wet myself during the procedure.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that would really help me because it's happened before,

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Speaker 1: and when the doctors don't tell me that, it's just

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Speaker 1: it's a huge mess. Okay, don't have that in the notes.

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Speaker 1: Could you put it in there? I will. Could you

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Speaker 1: please just tell me your full name. I know I

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Speaker 1: told you my name was Matthew, but it's actually Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why would you tell me a different name than before? Well,

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Speaker 1: because I kind of need to tell you that this

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Speaker 1: is actually a prank phone call. What are you about that?

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Speaker 1: Are you joking? Yeah, this is actually Jeffrey from the

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Speaker 1: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh my gosh. I was

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Speaker 1: literally freaking out. Oh wow. I mean your boss Mark

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Speaker 1: set you up and said you've been doing such an

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Speaker 1: amazing job since you started last month. You wanted to

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Speaker 1: have a little bit of fun with you. Wow. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that was fun for you. It could be

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Speaker 1: fun for you too, if you want to come over

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Speaker 1: and try some drowsy Dumbo, just to let me know

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Speaker 1: how it is. I mean, I have a fresh batch

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Speaker 1: I just took out of the tub. Come on, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I think I like the week up. Every morning was

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Speaker 1: phone Tap weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy Ruined ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five