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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. I really don't like the person

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Speaker 1: that's on the phone right now. Oh my god, who

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Speaker 1: is why that? It's time for your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Text in four one six one. If you have a

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Speaker 1: secret to tell us anything, it doesn't matter. You can

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Speaker 1: get it off your chest and we keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. We don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. That's why everybody who calls in

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret gets a fake

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. So the anonymous caller on the phone right now, indigestion, No,

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Speaker 1: what's diarrhea? What's up? Indigestion? Yeah, there you are again.

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Speaker 1: It's how you would sound. Um, So, indigestion, How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm all right? How are you good? Pretty good? All right, indigestion.

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Speaker 1: That is your real name? What's your dirty little secret? So, guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not sure if I should be proud

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Speaker 1: or embarrassed of my dirty little secret. Maybe it's bulls, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what is it? The thing is? You know I always

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Speaker 1: wanted to sleep with my teacher And okay, like when

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Like what teacher? My elementary school teacher? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you had a teacher. I had a crush on an

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Speaker 1: elementary school. But an elementary you're talking, you're thinking about

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Speaker 1: wanting to sleep with her. Yeah, how old were you?

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Speaker 1: There was a few teachers years older. Okay, but you weren't.

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Speaker 1: That's true. You know, as you grow up, you realize

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Speaker 1: teacher was hot, right, So I always thought about her,

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Speaker 1: and then I was like, let me see if I

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Speaker 1: can find her on Facebook. Let me see if I

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Speaker 1: can figure it out. Okay, so you search for your

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Speaker 1: he's that elementary school, right, You're elementary school teacher that

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Speaker 1: you had a crush on. You found her on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming yes, okay, Okay, and her, you know, we

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Speaker 1: started talking. Gotta head a good catch up, good conversation.

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Speaker 1: So I asked her out and she said, yes, wow,

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Speaker 1: oh you scored a date with your teacher crush from

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Speaker 1: back in the day. Yeah, and we actually hooked up.

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Speaker 1: You know, wow, great time. That's crazy. I mean, that

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Speaker 1: is a good, dirty little secret, is that you had

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Speaker 1: a crush on your elementary school teacher and then you

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Speaker 1: hit her up years later on Facebook, years and years later.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, I'm just not sure if I should

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Speaker 1: be proud or embarrassed. Why why, Yeah, that's I think

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Speaker 1: it's dope. I think that's cool. He pretty proud because guys,

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Speaker 1: she's in her sixties. Oh okay, and I'm getting you

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Speaker 1: out in your sixties since you're elementary late sixties. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I don't I don't know. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that's okay. I want to see her again. No, I

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Speaker 1: mean you're again. So you liked it. She's like thirty

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Speaker 1: years older than me, and I mean she looks it

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Speaker 1: and she has not aged. Well, she was hot teacher

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Speaker 1: and yeah, I mean it's still her. It was like

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Speaker 1: her voice. I just had to do it. It was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it was cantalizing. Okay, good job, Yeah, congratulations, you did it.

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Speaker 1: You did it. I mean, not in her prime, but

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Speaker 1: atheless also good for her, actually better for her than

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Speaker 1: for you, much better for her. Yeah, that's gonna be

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Speaker 1: really weird for her though. Well, I wonder maybe it

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Speaker 1: fulfilled some sort of fantasy she had too. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: who would say no when if you can hook up

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Speaker 1: with somebody who's thirty years younger than them? Yeah, if

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Speaker 1: you're sixty something years old, male or female, and an

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Speaker 1: old student that you had is thirty something and it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm interested. You're like, hey, it's been ten years at least,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, let's do this. You guys ever had a

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Speaker 1: crush on the teacher before? No? No, not that I

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Speaker 1: can remember it, but I know you have. We don't

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Speaker 1: have to ask you. No, I didn't. I didn't. I

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of anything. I actually don't remember

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Speaker 1: a teacher that I had to crush on. Actually really surprising.

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Speaker 1: I know I did, though, I just don't remember what. Like,

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Speaker 1: I know I did, I'm remembering. I'm like, I know

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Speaker 1: how to crush on teacher, but I can't remember which

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Speaker 1: one it was. Did you guys ever think teachers were

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Speaker 1: hot though that you had? Yeah, yeah, not really really.

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Speaker 1: My high school cop hit on me and took him

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Speaker 1: out to lunch. Yeah, well, I guess that counts. That's

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Speaker 1: a disturbing story. Well, your high school cops should have

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Speaker 1: been on the other side of the law. Actually, my

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Speaker 1: hig school cops should actually probably be in jail right now.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret