1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame everyday mornings, that's twenties. Hello, Hello, 2 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 1: this is her are calling from pet World. Am I 3 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 1: speaking with Fabian? Uh? Yeah, yes, hi Fabian. I'm calling 4 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: in regards to the overdue hamster. I'm just wondering if 5 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: you're dining on keeping it longer or if you're going 6 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:34,840 Speaker 1: to be bringing it in soon, because every day we're 7 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 1: charging more and more and we need payment or um, 8 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,280 Speaker 1: you can just you know, bring them back and you 9 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 1: can settle up over too. I'm sorry, I don't understand you. 10 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 1: You're you're in possession of a hamster, correct, Yes, I 11 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 1: got a hamster from my son from y'all right, and 12 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: we were expecting the return of that hamster a week later. 13 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 1: And it's been now about four weeks. So every single 14 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: week your bills going up and we either need payment 15 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 1: or you can bring it back in. I'm sorry, I 16 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,039 Speaker 1: don't think I understand what's going on here. You're telling 17 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 1: me that the hamster was on loan. It's part of 18 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: our rent a pet program. Yes, we rent pets here. Okay, 19 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: well I didn't do that. I purchased the hamstern. Go 20 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: ahead and say no, you didn't because we don't sell 21 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: any pets here. We are a pet rental shop. Okay, 22 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:34,759 Speaker 1: I thought you could called yourself a pet store. Well, 23 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: we do sell other things, food and leashes, and all 24 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: of our pets, all of our live animals, are rentals. 25 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: And I thought you were under the understanding it's twenty 26 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: dollars a week, and now you've amassed some late fees. 27 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 1: Boggles my mind that you would charge twenty dollars a 28 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: week for a hamster one and two. I heard nothing 29 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 1: of this at the time. Nobody made this, made it 30 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 1: clear that this is a rental I do I do agree. 31 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 1: I do agree. Twenty dollars a week is a pretty 32 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 1: screaming deal for a hamster. Other places are charging like 33 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: forty and fifty a week, so you got a really 34 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: good deal coming through us. But I've got an eight 35 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,639 Speaker 1: year old who came in last week and already put 36 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:16,240 Speaker 1: a deposit down on renting that hamster for next month. 37 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 1: So I'm going to need it in here pretty quick, 38 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: unless you want to break an eight year old's heart 39 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: who's waiting for us to deliver a hamster for a 40 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 1: few days. I don't know what to tell you, man, 41 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: If you want this hamster. You're gonna have to come 42 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,679 Speaker 1: and take it from Okay. Oh goody. I was hoping 43 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: you would say that, because I love nothing more than 44 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,800 Speaker 1: coming and collecting animals from deadbeats like you who won't 45 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 1: return them when they rent them. What is wrong? That's right. 46 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at your doorstep with Cuckoo and you 47 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 1: don't want to with Cuckoo. Oh what kind of twisted 48 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,920 Speaker 1: joy you're getting out of this? But maybe think about that, Okay, 49 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: maybe think about the fact that you're deriving joy from 50 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,639 Speaker 1: other people to Okay, you asked for it. I will 51 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: be on your doorstep with Cuckoo in a half an hour. 52 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,359 Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means, you weird. Polly 53 00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: want an eyeball? What I said, Polly on an eyeball 54 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 1: or two? What are you talking about? I'm talking about 55 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 1: the fact that I'm going to show up with Cuckoo, 56 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: my attack parent, and he's gonna peck your eyes out. 57 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 1: Polly want a cracker? No, Polly want an eyeball. Oh 58 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: my god, you are such a thick. I can't believe 59 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: you run a pet shop. You know how many people 60 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: have rented pets for me and not return them and 61 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: now they have to wear an eye patch a lot 62 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 1: ten at least. Okay, sure, I'm going to hang up 63 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,839 Speaker 1: the phone because I am done with this, and I'm 64 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: gonna be calling the Better Business Bureau because this is 65 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: a ridiculous scam. You shouldn't be renting pet to people. Okay, finely, 66 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 1: I'll just let you know it's a prank phone call. 67 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: What yeah, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show 68 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: and your wife, Carmel set you up. What yeah. She 69 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: said that you recently got your son a hamster, and 70 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 1: so she wanted to prank you about it, and I figured, 71 00:03:55,440 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 1: why not just make it a rental hamster. That was ridiculous. 72 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: It's ridiculous is that you have that hamster and it's overdue. 73 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 1: I need it back. You're never getting this hamster back. 74 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.