Speaker 1: All right, let's get in here again today the Eyes
Speaker 1: up Here flashback on Creative Control, continuing the Eyes up
Speaker 1: Here universe by papping back into the databases, if you will,
Speaker 1: and pulling out some plastic content that's never been seen
Speaker 1: anywhere except on Patreon course, Patreon dot com, Slash Razzy podcast.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that I didn't know by now. Of course.
Speaker 1: I'm Chad joined here by the Queen of Extreme, who
Speaker 1: doesn't know what I'm about to present to her for
Speaker 1: this week's flashback. I love surprises, but I'm a little scared.
Speaker 1: I really my memory is horrible and I don't remember,
Speaker 1: especially that first year. I don't know when you're pulling
Speaker 1: this from, but uh, I don't remember what we covered,
Speaker 1: so could either be really good or really cringey. You're well,
Speaker 1: you know this one is pretty good in the personal
Speaker 1: favorite of yours. And we'll be returning soon to the
Speaker 1: Eyes of Here Patreon airwaves. We're going to be looking
Speaker 1: at again one of the marquee bits of our little
Speaker 1: program we've got, and that is porn parodies. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: looking at an old porn parody. We're looking We're gonna,
Speaker 1: We're gonna broadcast. Really, I think for the first time
Speaker 1: ever outside of Patreon the porn parodies. But this is
Speaker 1: one of our I think I pulled. This is the
Speaker 1: second one that we did. Now this we've done some
Speaker 1: pretty remarkable porn parodies. And when I say remarkable, I
Speaker 1: mean both earth shattering and disturbing earth shattering. This is
Speaker 1: one of the most fun things I think we do
Speaker 1: on Patreon. This and the and the drinking, which we
Speaker 1: have to do one soon. But I love watching the
Speaker 1: porn parodies. I don't watch porn anymore. I'm completely over
Speaker 1: that phase in my life, but I do like myself
Speaker 1: a good porn parody. So these are so fun, and
Speaker 1: I think everybody will enjoy our ranking system and what
Speaker 1: we think of these, because some of these are they're
Speaker 1: a little out there, so you know, you would never
Speaker 1: think to just look up. Hey, I used to watch
Speaker 1: The Brady Bunch. I wonder if they did a porn
Speaker 1: parody of it. Well they have. I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is the right episode, but all your favorite shows
Speaker 1: have become porn parodies, and we review them for you,
Speaker 1: and some of them you may never look at the same. Again, Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's on this one. But I think
Speaker 1: the one you and I go to the most is
Speaker 1: The Cosby Show, The Cosby one. That guy was insane
Speaker 1: that they got to play freaking Bill Cosby. It's stick.
Speaker 1: It's so good. He could be I said it before
Speaker 1: and I'll say it again. He could make a living
Speaker 1: as a Bill Cosby impersonator. He looked exactly like him,
Speaker 1: he sounded exactly like him, and it was very enjoyable
Speaker 1: to watch because it was hilarious. So a lot of
Speaker 1: it feels like we have well, I mean we I'll
Speaker 1: do that. I'll take one for the team. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to watch one of these at some point unedited, uncut,
Speaker 1: entirety give my full detailed review, even though I don't
Speaker 1: want to do it. The one that freaked me out,
Speaker 1: I think the most. It might be on this one
Speaker 1: is the SpongeBob That was a weird one. That was
Speaker 1: a weird one. Yeah, that was a weird especially if
Speaker 1: you have kids and you you've watched the cartoon with
Speaker 1: your children and then you see this and could you
Speaker 1: imagine too, like being the woman that has to have
Speaker 1: a sexual intercourse with the big SpongeBob character. It's so weird,
Speaker 1: Like I always wondered about the people who have the
Speaker 1: they do the clown fetishes and they bang clowns. Do
Speaker 1: you ever hear that? Oh, I've heard of it. I
Speaker 1: think that's the scariest thing in the world. And if
Speaker 1: I was an actress and had to like bang a clown,
Speaker 1: it would freak me out. So SpongeBob definitely was freaky
Speaker 1: as well. I don't know, I don't these girls need
Speaker 1: a promotion and they need to get paid more because ugh,
Speaker 1: not attractive. You know, maybe people who have seen it.
Speaker 1: I've never really seen a clown scene before. Do they
Speaker 1: do like all the antics of the clown like hawks,
Speaker 1: the horn they wear, the big nose, the big shoes
Speaker 1: are in the air. It's great. No, I mean I
Speaker 1: have seen one either, but I've heard of it, so
Speaker 1: I would think that's one scene where the clothes have
Speaker 1: to stay on, right, You need the clown to have
Speaker 1: his family like uniform on. It probably just cuts a
Speaker 1: hole whereas penis pops out and there you go. But
Speaker 1: who would want to look up at it at a
Speaker 1: freakish clown and have to pretend to be aroused by this?
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. But to each their own, So
Speaker 1: but I like to review it. I would like to
Speaker 1: review it for you. Terrible. This is just absolutely terrible.
Speaker 1: Love it, but nonetheless, see, these are the things we
Speaker 1: do for the sake of a good loft. So a
Speaker 1: that's what we've we've got for you today. If you
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Speaker 1: the porn parodies are back. We talked about it last
Speaker 1: week and you knew it was inevitable. We just pulled
Speaker 1: the trigger really early, which is something you shouldn't do
Speaker 1: in a porn parody. But I am ready to find
Speaker 1: out this list of movies that you have picked out,
Speaker 1: and I hope that people are ready to watch them
Speaker 1: along with us, because these are usually pretty epic. I
Speaker 1: love these, and I think this is number three. I
Speaker 1: think so as well. Yes, I think we did too,
Speaker 1: and it's long overdue because you're so fun and I
Speaker 1: know our Patreon members have told me time and again
Speaker 1: that they love when we do porn parodies. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm excited to watch these. I haven't watched any of them.
Speaker 1: All I did was look up some take a picture,
Speaker 1: and I didn't view them, so it's new to me
Speaker 1: as it is to you. We've watched The Rugrats, which
Speaker 1: were the tug Rats. We've watched SpongeBob, which that image
Speaker 1: still I can't get out of my head, the SpongeBob guy.
Speaker 1: So what do you have in store for us first
Speaker 1: here today? Well, the first one that I found, because
Speaker 1: I know a lot of you watching our horror movie freaks,
Speaker 1: you like to mix it up in the horror world.
Speaker 1: This one is a parody of hell Raiser and it's
Speaker 1: called cock Raiser, and I thought it would be kind
Speaker 1: of funny, interesting. I love it all right. Well, uh,
Speaker 1: if you look up hell Raiser porn parody cock Raiser,
Speaker 1: I will put this in the link description. I am
Speaker 1: ready to hit it. Let me just make sure, okay,
Speaker 1: if you are ready to go? Now is my volume
Speaker 1: gonna disturb? And fine? Actually, last week when we did
Speaker 1: the Alexa Bliss, it was so perfectly synced up to mine.
Speaker 1: I knew exactly where I was. All Right, so let's
Speaker 1: do I have no ad and neither do I. I'm
Speaker 1: ready to go. So we'll do three two one wood
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Speaker 1: that shirt in black. I like that shirt. It's a
Speaker 1: good shirt. Well, I finished. Yeah, So that's the box
Speaker 1: that holds in hell Raiser. There's the box that holds
Speaker 1: the I've never seen hell rasor. I just can't get
Speaker 1: the name in my head of what they're called. Oh,
Speaker 1: there is, right, April O'Neil from the Ninja Turtles. Oh
Speaker 1: was that her? I don't know. That's the name of
Speaker 1: the character in the turtles. Perfect. Oh that was a
Speaker 1: talking dildo. Did you see that. I'm gonna go look
Speaker 1: and see if there's any doors that are missing doorknob,
Speaker 1: but later we can play a game of whose dick
Speaker 1: is in that door? Larry Larry? Oh my way there?
Speaker 1: Could you freaking imagine? My gosh, why does he sad?
Speaker 1: Like the ah? Did you hear that? She said n
Speaker 1: w O and she went, I miss, I was looking
Speaker 1: at the name of the hell Rager wrestling reference. How
Speaker 1: hilarious is that you here? Oh? Oh, their penises instead
Speaker 1: of pins? Yes, yes, I'm gonna guess his name is dickhead. Yes,
Speaker 1: look at that talking dil though talking penis. Let's do
Speaker 1: it o my yeah, look at Larry. Larry is like
Speaker 1: trying to get it on, but nobody's looking at Larry
Speaker 1: hed penis head. Oh my god? All right, Uh okay,
Speaker 1: she said n w O for life. I gotta I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go back to that because I did not hear that.
Speaker 1: He did. I don't know what number it's at. It
Speaker 1: was right around here. Hold on, Tommy pistol, hold on,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what the hell she's here? Like n w
Speaker 1: O four and she did the whole four life. That's great.
Speaker 1: She knows wow. So it definitely had the hell Razor
Speaker 1: vibe to it. Hell Razor is shot very dark, so
Speaker 1: that thing was shot very dark. I just I coach
Speaker 1: trying to pull it up. The name of the box,
Speaker 1: uh is how it would be in Hell Razer, however,
Speaker 1: where Pinhead is one of many of his type of people,
Speaker 1: he's the only one that we see in the trailer here.
Speaker 1: So maybe you have to watch the whole cock Rasor
Speaker 1: movie to free to watch on Woodrocket dot Com saw
Speaker 1: it very well done. They do a great job of
Speaker 1: creating a very good scenery and homage to the original.
Speaker 1: Now it looks to me like there's only four characters.
Speaker 1: There's good old Larry who's trying to get laid but
Speaker 1: no one's looking at him, and then the two girls,
Speaker 1: and then the old penis head and then well five characters.
Speaker 1: If you can't be talking jildo. No, that was very slimy,
Speaker 1: is what the girl said. Slimy talking dildo. Yes, I've
Speaker 1: never seen hell Raiser, but I feel i've seen Pinhead before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I feel like that that is an accurate description.
Speaker 1: I do love that they put penises instead of pins.
Speaker 1: It's sticking out of his head. Got it? You got it?
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, got it, homag So they're called the cenobytes.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. That's what he pinhead is one
Speaker 1: of the cenobytes. There are many. Now does he come
Speaker 1: out of the box? The box channels the cenobyte. Ah,
Speaker 1: so he was one of them. He just became the
Speaker 1: main guy over time. Gotcha not my favorite. The movies are, okay,
Speaker 1: but that's not my favorite. Okay, all right, so what
Speaker 1: do we got next? All right? So the next one
Speaker 1: I found again, I don't know, you know, what's what here?
Speaker 1: I found Batman triple X. Oh boy, here we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have to type that one in Batman triple X.
Speaker 1: Batman triple X. Do I have to do xxx? Yes?
Speaker 1: Batman xxx a porn parody official? Yes? Yes? Oh. I
Speaker 1: see a Batmobile in the picture. So I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: that is going to be a true to the original Batmobile.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm looking onder it. And there's
Speaker 1: a lot of other videos about this. So, uh, we'll
Speaker 1: do the first one because it's only two minutes. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. All right? Three? Oh, shoot three?
Speaker 1: Two one. Vivid, yep, Vivid. I think I'm behind you,
Speaker 1: but only by like a second or two. Vivid makes
Speaker 1: good movies. They do Owned Joker, the Bath Poon. Ye.
Speaker 1: The costumes are very well done. First things, great done
Speaker 1: in the vein of the sixties television show very well
Speaker 1: MS two. Well they really they're being very true to
Speaker 1: the sixties Batman. Look at this. Look at it. There's
Speaker 1: it's even the car. Wow. They did a damn good job.
Speaker 1: Holy crap. Fuck look at that. Holy crap. This is
Speaker 1: so well done. Al the Bone, Dale the Bone, James Dean,
Speaker 1: He's a good looking guy. I've seen James Dean before.
Speaker 1: Tory Black as Catwoman, as Batgirl, Oh god, Evan Stone
Speaker 1: as the Riddler, Evan Stone around for a while, Evanstone,
Speaker 1: Randy spears, Randy spears. Wow, look at this. This is
Speaker 1: a cat ron. Jeremy's in this. Jeremy said it snucking
Speaker 1: at the bottom. Oh that was it. Wow. Oh, there's
Speaker 1: gotta be more. This ranks one hundred. Oh we never,
Speaker 1: we never gave you a number. Wait there's trailer number two.
Speaker 1: You want to watch that too? Yeah, right, hold on,
Speaker 1: go back. What would you give the cock raiser out
Speaker 1: of what I want to give it a letter Raiser
Speaker 1: out of ten. I mean, I'll give it like a seven. Seven,
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking too. I have nothing to
Speaker 1: go off of though, but I just like the penises
Speaker 1: coming out of the guy's head. Yeah, I think definitely
Speaker 1: seven because, like I said, it was very reminiscent of
Speaker 1: what the tone of Hell Raiser is. It's dark, you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's mysterious, and you know they effort into the costume.
Speaker 1: This one, based off of the the bits we saw,
Speaker 1: not even seeing any of the real action, was a
Speaker 1: ten because of what that trailer looked like. This was
Speaker 1: a hundred. This is this is like a real television show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very well done. All right, which one do you want
Speaker 1: to click on? Well, right underneath mine, it said Batman xxx.
Speaker 1: A porn parody trailer too. It's a minute seventeen. I
Speaker 1: don't have that undermine. I have a porn parody official
Speaker 1: trailer too. It's it's again it's very short, but let's
Speaker 1: try it because it's got a little more of the visual.
Speaker 1: Who's the who's the black no, no, no stop? Who's
Speaker 1: the uh the YouTuber name Alex the one that you
Speaker 1: want to practice Axl Braun Axel broun Uh, Axel Braun,
Speaker 1: I have an Axle brown for Star Wars. That's what
Speaker 1: it looks like. You see my picture here? Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't have that one. What the heck is that axel
Speaker 1: broun Uh? Definitely could have been an enhancement talent name
Speaker 1: if I do not have that one, and I'm looking,
Speaker 1: dang it, I don't have it. Oh man, there are
Speaker 1: like ten different kinds of these. Uh listen, how about
Speaker 1: do you have do you have Batman? Triple X a
Speaker 1: porn parody? Official trailer by Get Dil Porn. Let me
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Speaker 1: That's so weird. How do we get different ones in
Speaker 1: the same search? How about do you have Batman a
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Speaker 1: Hold on, get I got to get Dill Porn. What
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Speaker 1: But I think this is this a no? No? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta get Dil Porn Minute seventeen Get dill porn. Wait,
Speaker 1: where's that at? Okay, you want to do that one?
Speaker 1: Let's do it all right, let's get way stop all right? Three,
Speaker 1: two one again. I get that if we get of
Speaker 1: the Vivid graphic we would be in better shape. This
Speaker 1: looks hilarious too. Fifteen seconds. Come on, Vivid, make it shorter.
Speaker 1: She's very pretty, very authentic looking to gab woman Julie Newmar.
Speaker 1: We're dancing, yeah, always doing the batusi sexy batman up.
Speaker 1: They're climbing up the building. That's great. The eld the
Speaker 1: bone looks cute too, James, Vivid has beautiful people working
Speaker 1: for them. I'm telling you. Vivid is the eight players.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're They're the They're the top dog. Absolutely. Oh.
Speaker 1: Evan Stone creeps me out. Randy Spears. That is insane
Speaker 1: that they picked him. He's he's gotta be He's he's
Speaker 1: definitely a senior player at this point. I love it. This,
Speaker 1: the costumes, the sets, the special effects, like everything is
Speaker 1: on point in this movie. I love it. The next
Speaker 1: video on my list was a bat orgy. It was
Speaker 1: from the movie do you want to watch that? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, well, well I give it a ten if
Speaker 1: we can only give tens and ten out of ten,
Speaker 1: one hundred times out of one hundred, that was great. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well s got all right. Everybody loves this movie.
Speaker 1: Everybody says it's a Christmas movie. I've never seen it.
Speaker 1: I have no desire to see it. My husband loves it.
Speaker 1: Die Hard. It's called Dick Hard, so it's in die
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Speaker 1: My name is Hans, It's Hans Gruber in the real one,
Speaker 1: or my corner, Carol Booring stepmother, I'm going to be
Speaker 1: shot shot Dick. We're a rookie that can teach you
Speaker 1: everything about how to get a cover, how to live
Speaker 1: with a dick. State know dildos could also act as guns,
Speaker 1: and no I bought it, but shop for I bought it.
Speaker 1: This is all about get certificates. They're a bond. They're
Speaker 1: gonna smoke weed out of those. What if we all have?
Speaker 1: Is this some sort of Alan Trickman. Alan Rickman was
Speaker 1: the man who played Hans Gruber. That's the climax right there. Okay,
Speaker 1: this one stunk. Yeah, I I never saw the movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it stinks even if you saw the movie. Not good
Speaker 1: they I mean, it's just a lazy couple innuendos. You know, easy,
Speaker 1: the sets, aren't you know, anything too hard to recreate?
Speaker 1: I guess funny they were using dildo's as guns. Okay,
Speaker 1: you got me there the dialogue, you know, we're taking
Speaker 1: off the big scenes. I gotta tell you, after Batman,
Speaker 1: everything's gonna kind of be. But that was very lazily done. Okay,
Speaker 1: I hear you. Yeah, I didn't want to watch these
Speaker 1: ahead of time because I like to do reactions from
Speaker 1: both of us. Let's do. Oh, here's one Seinfeld a
Speaker 1: Triple X parody official trailer. I gotta say. Also, when
Speaker 1: you watch a Vivid production and then you go to
Speaker 1: wood Rocket, it really is a drop in the actor
Speaker 1: and actress. Yeah, that's true, all right, I got it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm typing it in. We love sign Feld
Speaker 1: over here, and there's a million clips of this one.
Speaker 1: There's a there's a fifteen minute one. Actually, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do the two minute one, two minute one? Ops?
Speaker 1: Ready three two one New sensations? Oh what is down
Speaker 1: for a new sensation? What is the penetration? It's the
Speaker 1: guy from the other one. No penetration and stone again
Speaker 1: that's what I Oh yeah, look at Cramer. Would you
Speaker 1: love your poor Cramer? Oh, make my own Crammer. You
Speaker 1: need your first cameras beds logic. Look at George. No,
Speaker 1: I get mistaken a lot for Angelina Joel. I can't
Speaker 1: even stand around kids about popper off and popping out
Speaker 1: of the bushes and trying to take my picture. So
Speaker 1: I'm a boomm and myself. Booms have played a very
Speaker 1: im poorant role in history. Theapoleon he had so much
Speaker 1: trouble because you're right through a book you want to read.
Speaker 1: Look at that, George, that's ridiculous. Look at this giant newman,
Speaker 1: the orgasms turning on the news woman in bed. But
Speaker 1: you have the bus station, the bakery. Her name was Vagina.
Speaker 1: By the way, that might be a take off of
Speaker 1: when he dated the girl. He had no idea what
Speaker 1: her name was, and she said it rhymed with a
Speaker 1: part of the female anatomy, and he thought, and he
Speaker 1: thought her name was Malva. That looks cute, It looks okay.
Speaker 1: I want to see more about the characters, not like
Speaker 1: just like Kramer is going to direct the porns and
Speaker 1: ow there's just two random porn stars doing in the
Speaker 1: middle of it. I want the characters from the show.
Speaker 1: Well you have it, Lane Suit, Nazi, George Kramer, right, Jerry, yes, Newman.
Speaker 1: But I want them getting together. Not yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: but there's obviously going to be two scenes right there
Speaker 1: with Kramer directing just two non people from the show. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe they're old girlfriends from Jerry's that they referenced.
Speaker 1: See that makes sense. That actually does make sense. So
Speaker 1: we don't know. We done spectacular. Remember the girl with
Speaker 1: the boobs, Yes, yes, her, I mean they could bring
Speaker 1: in who. I think it's cute. I think the apartment
Speaker 1: is authentic looking look at the apartment, the soup place.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of when she went and got the soup.
Speaker 1: I like this one again. It's not Batman, but this
Speaker 1: is pretty good. The best is Malva Malva. Her name
Speaker 1: was Dolores. I used to work with a lady named Dolores.
Speaker 1: We called her Malva because no, we called her Malva,
Speaker 1: because you know, that was her name behind her we did.
Speaker 1: We didn't want to say what her name was. We
Speaker 1: said her name was Malva. No, we told we called
Speaker 1: her Malva to her face. Well. I thought this was cute.
Speaker 1: I love Seinfeld and I like the characters referenced here.
Speaker 1: I think this would be fun to watch. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna watch one, I would give this one an
Speaker 1: eight and a half just because this is so weird.
Speaker 1: Why the hell? That's my next related video? The Undertaker
Speaker 1: takes care of business while eating spicy wings. It's the
Speaker 1: Undertaker doing a wings contest under underneath the porn, directly
Speaker 1: under the porn. And there's another one. Tyson Neil deGrasse, Tyson,
Speaker 1: What the hell? I don't know what's mine? Wait? Let
Speaker 1: me click it again? Hold on? Oh no, I have
Speaker 1: comments undermine I'm watching on my app, So I don't
Speaker 1: know that's weird. I don't know. I think this looks
Speaker 1: kind of cute. That one's okay, not bad. Okay, what
Speaker 1: else do I How much time do we have? No,
Speaker 1: let's do one more? One more? One or two? Let's
Speaker 1: see dependent on how Let's do this one. Not the Cosby's.
Speaker 1: Oh jeez, not the Cosby's. Just looking at the first picture.
Speaker 1: Which one? There's a few of them? Tell me which
Speaker 1: one you want to use? We can do? I mean
Speaker 1: I have the one that's two minutes fifty six seconds. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got that one second little rider underneath it, I see.
Speaker 1: Not the Cosby's too. Oh yeah, it was so good
Speaker 1: to do a second one. But I'm ready. I see
Speaker 1: Cliff in his very Cosby like sweater. Guess what that
Speaker 1: really looks like? It looks like a young Bill Cosby.
Speaker 1: Goodness gracious, all right, let's click on the two minute
Speaker 1: fifty six. We can't talk about him anymore, No, we can't.
Speaker 1: But I love me some Bill Cosby. All right, you're ready? Three?
Speaker 1: Two one? They have to tell us it's a parody,
Speaker 1: by the way, like we don't already know it. Explay
Speaker 1: Hustler video, Oh, sitcoms dot com. He looks like them,
Speaker 1: he really does. Thomas Warre looks just like him. What
Speaker 1: the hell he looks exactly. He's got the dances down
Speaker 1: and everything. I want to use that for the picture.
Speaker 1: That's great, Okay, it's just funny. Oh my, got it.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Nice. Yeah. Now, I hope they're all
Speaker 1: portraying his daughters. Yes, I hope he doesn't sleep with
Speaker 1: his daughter. That's what I'm saying. I hope they it's
Speaker 1: their family. Oh god, it's fruity, it's rudy. His dances
Speaker 1: are exactly the same with each person. It looks just
Speaker 1: like freaking Cosby. Oh hold on, I know. Yes, they
Speaker 1: come from four Is that what you call it? He's good,
Speaker 1: I'm more than The problem isn't making it through the relationships.
Speaker 1: The problem is the boyfriend trying to make it through.
Speaker 1: My God, you need to tell me that this is
Speaker 1: you live in your freshman year. I'm sure the extreme.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Such a revel Can I just say something?
Speaker 1: Let me say something. Casting for Bill Cosby is the
Speaker 1: best I've ever seen in my life. This man could
Speaker 1: go on cano and celebrity impersonation. He looks like him,
Speaker 1: he sounds like him, he acts like him. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: I am so impressed with the casting. What are you
Speaker 1: laughing at? Just every picture of him is he's making
Speaker 1: the face, he's got the eyes, he's making the face.
Speaker 1: I pulled out a pudding pop. So now a few
Speaker 1: choices down, there's not Bill Cosby adult sex parody, and
Speaker 1: I guess this is him portraying older Bill Cosby handling
Speaker 1: the allegations. Let's click it. Okay, you ready, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: all right? Ready? Three two one. In late Breaking News,
Speaker 1: Jill Coffey answers, you can, mister, I mean, fine, ladies,
Speaker 1: let a house, lot women. I would never do anything
Speaker 1: like that. Why don't you come over my house talking
Speaker 1: about better? I mean, it gets you, buth better than
Speaker 1: they were all have on drug. You drugged them. The
Speaker 1: only thing I was there. He is dancing again. It's
Speaker 1: got the same sweater on. This must have done really
Speaker 1: well that it warranted this. It's the same family too.
Speaker 1: Is this the same movie? It's the same people those,
Speaker 1: that's the same clip. But I guess it's inserted into this.
Speaker 1: Let's see they go back to old Hair's old Bill
Speaker 1: Cosby again. Oh mind, he's in jail. Put in, it said,
Speaker 1: put in my dick. What I don't know? Hang on,
Speaker 1: I gotta go back, put in my dick, put my
Speaker 1: dick where it don't belong. Holy moly. Wow that Wow,
Speaker 1: that's unbelievable. And look at all the disclaimers at the
Speaker 1: end from twenty fifteen. You know, obviously you know nothing
Speaker 1: whatsoever advocating this is in a in a positive light
Speaker 1: what he did. But that guy who plays him could
Speaker 1: be one of the best parody actors I've ever seen
Speaker 1: parody anything in my life. That's what I'm saying. Like
Speaker 1: he can go on cameo and do the celebrity impersonation
Speaker 1: and he spot on he looks exactly like him. That's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: The eye movements, the dance, that's a great great, No,
Speaker 1: there's not Wait, there's a not the Cosby's two, But
Speaker 1: there's also a not the Brady's number three. We did
Speaker 1: the Bradys, did the Brady the Brady's. Wow, this is
Speaker 1: like unreal. All right, let's do one more. I would
Speaker 1: like one. Could we do the Turtles? Sure? We saw
Speaker 1: that one as we were thinking the I think I
Speaker 1: have that on here? No it is did I see
Speaker 1: I also have a Britney Spears called Britney Rears. Oh geezee,
Speaker 1: I would want to do that one. Where's the turtle one? Here? Uh?
Speaker 1: It came up for me under the hell Raiser. What's
Speaker 1: it called? I'll just type it in. Let me get this.
Speaker 1: We'll do Brittany next time. I guess it was ten
Speaker 1: inch mutant Ninja turtles corn parody by Would Rocket Entertainment,
Speaker 1: would Rocket again. Okay, so we're going to see the
Speaker 1: same people. Here it is, I got it? Did you want? Oh?
Speaker 1: There's okay? The two eight right? Two o eight? Yep? Oh, jesus,
Speaker 1: here we go, all right, three two one? It was
Speaker 1: many moons ago. Oh, she's backstory. Below the city, there
Speaker 1: were four regular turtles, but then a horny dude that
Speaker 1: worked on power plants radioactive sorm fell into the sewer
Speaker 1: and onto the turtles. Over time, the turtles grew, especially
Speaker 1: in the lower area. Their dicks grew because of the
Speaker 1: nuclear sperm. Oh produced by April O'Neal. There you go,
Speaker 1: she's a character. Have you heard about the secret gang
Speaker 1: of Ninjas committing crimes across the city. That's April O'Neill,
Speaker 1: the ninjas. They're really quiet. Past pizza pepperona. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: so freaky. Michelangel blow pints. I am a furry good
Speaker 1: morning master sphincter. Did you like my show? Liked it,
Speaker 1: friended it, followed it, got tired of it, posting like
Speaker 1: a fiums. Unfollowed it, unfriended it locked the spreader instead
Speaker 1: of the spreader of the foot job. Clan dongaatello. You've
Speaker 1: already been by our teenage mutant ninja rabbi jitsu cocking.
Speaker 1: First rule of swif clubs. Don't step in the poo. Dude,
Speaker 1: Why don't you guys just already and get it over with?
Speaker 1: I oh, they had a big turtle dog. Did you
Speaker 1: see the big turtle dingus? I don't know if I might.
Speaker 1: I don't think I did. Okay, that was a little
Speaker 1: bit of a bum I'm not gonna lie. That was
Speaker 1: a little bit of a bummer. The costumes are good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was boring. Otherwise, Yeah, this story wasn't that great.
Speaker 1: All right, let's bring up Brittany. Then let's close on Brittany. Okay,
Speaker 1: I love me some Brittany. My text messages are up
Speaker 1: to nineteen right now, by the way, Britney Rears typing
Speaker 1: Britney Rears. I absolutely will love me some Brittany. Oh,
Speaker 1: baby baby, Brittany rears uh number three, Hold on, um,
Speaker 1: there's You're not the Brady's. Yeah, she's where? Well now
Speaker 1: the one I took a picture of now I can't
Speaker 1: find it. Why the hell this says look at this
Speaker 1: came for me? Look at this. This says nude music video.
Speaker 1: What how did that get on YouTube? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but that's a lot of hair. This is Brittany Rears
Speaker 1: x x X. Number three, Brittany gets shafted. Okay from
Speaker 1: all media play, Yes, I have that one. We can
Speaker 1: watch that, all right, let's do that. Counts down? Three
Speaker 1: two one, it's another sitcom dot com exclusive. Brittany Rears three.
Speaker 1: Brittany gets shifted three. I didn't know there was one
Speaker 1: in two? Okay, God, so this isn't even trying to
Speaker 1: be anything like Brittany. Hey, how do you guys know?
Speaker 1: It could be really cool? Yeah, that would be cool.
Speaker 1: Three two one, Okay, this is really stupid. This is
Speaker 1: just they go to the seventies. This is not like
Speaker 1: a parody. No where. Who's Britney the girl? The girl
Speaker 1: in the pink? Oh you want to do it with him?
Speaker 1: I bet the girls are lying up to get with
Speaker 1: that guy. Holy moly, this is terrible. This sucks. I
Speaker 1: mean from far away, she kind of looks like Brittany.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hey Jasmine Byrne right cash, what a what
Speaker 1: a name? Very original? Nobody ever would have thought of that, Like, hey,
Speaker 1: how's the gallant Jenna Presley? Okay, Alana Evans as Brittany,
Speaker 1: she's Brittany. No, why don't you know Melissa Martinez, she
Speaker 1: wasn't Brittany. The other girl's Brittany Victorious sweet wow. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Brittany Ory Scott. Yes, that's Brittany directed by Well,
Speaker 1: all right, question for you that one given us a zero?
Speaker 1: That was a zero? If you could travel back in time,
Speaker 1: would you rather go to two thousand and six or
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy four? Well? I went to nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 1: That's when I was two years old. I don't really
Speaker 1: remember anything, right, you can go as you know where?
Speaker 1: Would you know what I'm thinking? Like, what was happening
Speaker 1: that I would want to see? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: was two, So nineteen ninety six, No, two thousand and six,
Speaker 1: two thousand and six, two thousand and six, I was
Speaker 1: working for WWA four. But I'll have fun in the seventies.
Speaker 1: There you go. Oh brother, oh boy, Oh, that Bill
Speaker 1: Cosby is tripping me out though, so I think we
Speaker 1: can both agree Bill Cosby and Batman they win. Batman
Speaker 1: was number one. Bill was a close second the Bill Cosby,
Speaker 1: I mean that guy. I laughed harder at the Bill
Speaker 1: Cosby one than I did the Batman won. The Batman
Speaker 1: one was actually like, Wow, that is so well done.
Speaker 1: I might even want to watch it. The Batman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Batman one was is amazing because of just everything.
Speaker 1: You know. It wasn't as funny, but it was authentic.
Speaker 1: The Cosby one was funny because the guy was so
Speaker 1: much like Bill Cosby. It was freaking me out, you know.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. If if I had to choose,
Speaker 1: I'd probably i'd watch Batman first and then I would
Speaker 1: watch the Bill. Now here's the main question. Okay, and
Speaker 1: you have to give me an honest answer. Okay, would
Speaker 1: you watch these for enjoyment or could you not get
Speaker 1: past the parody aspect of it and that you're looking
Speaker 1: at Batman or Robin the Turtles and Bruce Will Could
Speaker 1: you watch it? Could you sit down and be like,
Speaker 1: all right, let's get mood. Yeah, let's watch Cosby show.
Speaker 1: Not at all. I think if I wanted to get
Speaker 1: in the mood, I would type in something like who
Speaker 1: was I talking? Was I talking about this to you
Speaker 1: or someone else? They have the porn that's geared towards women? Yes,
Speaker 1: that was we talked about that left, Yeah, we did
Speaker 1: talk about I think that's what I would want to
Speaker 1: type in. Okay, something like that. So if I wanted
Speaker 1: to sit there and laugh my ass off, I would
Speaker 1: watch these Okay, So you wouldn't type in like butt
Speaker 1: Pirates of the Caribbee and nothing like that. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't feel like that would get me going. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: just make sure. Just wanted to know. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: I feel like if I had a party and I
Speaker 1: put this on just to make people pop, it would
Speaker 1: be funny. But I don't think an orgy is going
Speaker 1: to break out because it's so like because they watched
Speaker 1: they watched cock raisers. You know it's not gonna break
Speaker 1: down after that. Okay, all right, We're not gonna have
Speaker 1: a big orgy in my house there right now? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: for those who are disappointed after hearing that, we'll end
Speaker 1: it here. Great, porn parodies being back number three. We
Speaker 1: will do them and sometime, maybe sooner rather than later,
Speaker 1: because they are so much fun. But we will say
Speaker 1: goodbye for today, and we have our good Patreon member
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