WEBVTT - Eyes Up Here FLASHBACK: Porn Parodies 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.360 All right, let's get in here again today the Eyes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.319 up Here flashback on Creative Control, continuing the Eyes up 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:13.200 Here universe by papping back into the databases, if you will, 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:17.079 and pulling out some plastic content that's never been seen 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:21.520 anywhere except on Patreon course, Patreon dot com, Slash Razzy podcast. 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:23.959 We'll talk about that I didn't know by now. Of course. 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:26.960 I'm Chad joined here by the Queen of Extreme, who 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:29.240 doesn't know what I'm about to present to her for 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:32.520 this week's flashback. I love surprises, but I'm a little scared. 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:36.919 I really my memory is horrible and I don't remember, 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.160 especially that first year. I don't know when you're pulling 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:42.640 this from, but uh, I don't remember what we covered, 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:47.960 so could either be really good or really cringey. You're well, 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:50.680 you know this one is pretty good in the personal 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:53.600 favorite of yours. And we'll be returning soon to the 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:56.600 Eyes of Here Patreon airwaves. We're going to be looking 0:00:56.640 --> 0:01:00.280 at again one of the marquee bits of our little 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:05.280 program we've got, and that is porn parodies. Okay, we're 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:07.880 looking at an old porn parody. We're looking We're gonna, 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:10.440 We're gonna broadcast. Really, I think for the first time 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.520 ever outside of Patreon the porn parodies. But this is 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:15.360 one of our I think I pulled. This is the 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:19.039 second one that we did. Now this we've done some 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:23.560 pretty remarkable porn parodies. And when I say remarkable, I 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:28.360 mean both earth shattering and disturbing earth shattering. This is 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:31.600 one of the most fun things I think we do 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:35.160 on Patreon. This and the and the drinking, which we 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:39.760 have to do one soon. But I love watching the 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:43.880 porn parodies. I don't watch porn anymore. I'm completely over 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:46.200 that phase in my life, but I do like myself 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:49.440 a good porn parody. So these are so fun, and 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:54.360 I think everybody will enjoy our ranking system and what 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:57.040 we think of these, because some of these are they're 0:01:57.040 --> 0:02:01.240 a little out there, so you know, you would never 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:03.880 think to just look up. Hey, I used to watch 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.400 The Brady Bunch. I wonder if they did a porn 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:09.360 parody of it. Well they have. I don't know if 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:12.040 this is the right episode, but all your favorite shows 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:16.360 have become porn parodies, and we review them for you, 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:20.600 and some of them you may never look at the same. Again, Yes, 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:22.680 I don't think it's on this one. But I think 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:24.720 the one you and I go to the most is 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:29.240 The Cosby Show, The Cosby one. That guy was insane 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:34.160 that they got to play freaking Bill Cosby. It's stick. 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:37.359 It's so good. He could be I said it before 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:40.000 and I'll say it again. He could make a living 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:44.239 as a Bill Cosby impersonator. He looked exactly like him, 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:48.080 he sounded exactly like him, and it was very enjoyable 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:52.600 to watch because it was hilarious. So a lot of 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:55.079 it feels like we have well, I mean we I'll 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:56.640 do that. I'll take one for the team. I'm gonna 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:59.480 have to watch one of these at some point unedited, uncut, 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:04.679 entirety give my full detailed review, even though I don't 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:06.880 want to do it. The one that freaked me out, 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:08.919 I think the most. It might be on this one 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.760 is the SpongeBob That was a weird one. That was 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:14.440 a weird one. Yeah, that was a weird especially if 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:17.600 you have kids and you you've watched the cartoon with 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:21.680 your children and then you see this and could you 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:25.160 imagine too, like being the woman that has to have 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:30.160 a sexual intercourse with the big SpongeBob character. It's so weird, 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:33.280 Like I always wondered about the people who have the 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.520 they do the clown fetishes and they bang clowns. Do 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.680 you ever hear that? Oh, I've heard of it. I 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.680 think that's the scariest thing in the world. And if 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:43.040 I was an actress and had to like bang a clown, 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:46.280 it would freak me out. So SpongeBob definitely was freaky 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.800 as well. I don't know, I don't these girls need 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:52.080 a promotion and they need to get paid more because ugh, 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:56.200 not attractive. You know, maybe people who have seen it. 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.720 I've never really seen a clown scene before. Do they 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:01.800 do like all the antics of the clown like hawks, 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:06.520 the horn they wear, the big nose, the big shoes 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:08.560 are in the air. It's great. No, I mean I 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:11.240 have seen one either, but I've heard of it, so 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:13.360 I would think that's one scene where the clothes have 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.240 to stay on, right, You need the clown to have 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:18.200 his family like uniform on. It probably just cuts a 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:21.960 hole whereas penis pops out and there you go. But 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:24.520 who would want to look up at it at a 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:29.960 freakish clown and have to pretend to be aroused by this? 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:33.200 I couldn't do it. But to each their own, So 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:35.120 but I like to review it. I would like to 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:40.359 review it for you. Terrible. This is just absolutely terrible. 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:43.279 Love it, but nonetheless, see, these are the things we 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:45.760 do for the sake of a good loft. So a 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:49.000 that's what we've we've got for you today. If you 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.599 want to continue the fun and follow us on Patreon, 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:56.119 it's patreon dot com slash Francine podcast. New content coming 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.160 every single week and we will continue to bring some 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:02.080 class episodes your way. So it's new to you, it's 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:04.760 old to us, new to you. And when you come 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:07.279 back from your glorious vacation, we will do our first 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:10.839 original flashback episode, but it won't be called flashback. It'll 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.000 be called like fast forward or something. I don't know. Okay, 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.599 we'll think of a good name for it. But yeah, 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:17.560 looking forward to it. Great And if you want to 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:20.320 follow me, it's at Chad E and B on Twitter 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:24.359 and on Instagram. It's at IB Exclusives and my website 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:27.599 ibexclusives dot com. And if you want to follow me 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:30.760 on social media across the board, you can find me 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:37.240 at ecwdva Francine. But for now, enjoy the show as 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:39.760 the porn parodies are back. We talked about it last 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:41.720 week and you knew it was inevitable. We just pulled 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.159 the trigger really early, which is something you shouldn't do 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:47.920 in a porn parody. But I am ready to find 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.080 out this list of movies that you have picked out, 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:53.120 and I hope that people are ready to watch them 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:56.880 along with us, because these are usually pretty epic. I 0:05:57.000 --> 0:06:00.599 love these, and I think this is number three. I 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:02.640 think so as well. Yes, I think we did too, 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:06.640 and it's long overdue because you're so fun and I 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:10.600 know our Patreon members have told me time and again 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:14.640 that they love when we do porn parodies. So yeah, 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:18.440 I'm excited to watch these. I haven't watched any of them. 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.480 All I did was look up some take a picture, 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:24.039 and I didn't view them, so it's new to me 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.960 as it is to you. We've watched The Rugrats, which 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:31.599 were the tug Rats. We've watched SpongeBob, which that image 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:33.960 still I can't get out of my head, the SpongeBob guy. 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:36.679 So what do you have in store for us first 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:39.320 here today? Well, the first one that I found, because 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:44.320 I know a lot of you watching our horror movie freaks, 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:47.840 you like to mix it up in the horror world. 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:51.880 This one is a parody of hell Raiser and it's 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:57.520 called cock Raiser, and I thought it would be kind 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:01.960 of funny, interesting. I love it all right. Well, uh, 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:05.719 if you look up hell Raiser porn parody cock Raiser, 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:09.400 I will put this in the link description. I am 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:12.080 ready to hit it. Let me just make sure, okay, 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:14.560 if you are ready to go? Now is my volume 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.920 gonna disturb? And fine? Actually, last week when we did 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:20.920 the Alexa Bliss, it was so perfectly synced up to mine. 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:23.160 I knew exactly where I was. All Right, so let's 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.640 do I have no ad and neither do I. I'm 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:34.760 ready to go. So we'll do three two one wood 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:42.040 rocket dot Com powered by porn Hub always. You know 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:46.040 that shirt in black. I like that shirt. It's a 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:55.600 good shirt. Well, I finished. Yeah, So that's the box 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:58.200 that holds in hell Raiser. There's the box that holds 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:01.040 the I've never seen hell rasor. I just can't get 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:05.160 the name in my head of what they're called. Oh, 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:13.880 there is, right, April O'Neil from the Ninja Turtles. Oh 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.840 was that her? I don't know. That's the name of 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:19.200 the character in the turtles. Perfect. Oh that was a 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:25.320 talking dildo. Did you see that. I'm gonna go look 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:27.280 and see if there's any doors that are missing doorknob, 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:29.640 but later we can play a game of whose dick 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:38.760 is in that door? Larry Larry? Oh my way there? 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:43.160 Could you freaking imagine? My gosh, why does he sad? 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:53.240 Like the ah? Did you hear that? She said n 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:56.800 w O and she went, I miss, I was looking 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.600 at the name of the hell Rager wrestling reference. How 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:09.360 hilarious is that you here? Oh? Oh, their penises instead 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:13.000 of pins? Yes, yes, I'm gonna guess his name is dickhead. Yes, 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:22.319 look at that talking dil though talking penis. Let's do 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:35.080 it o my yeah, look at Larry. Larry is like 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.040 trying to get it on, but nobody's looking at Larry 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:48.520 hed penis head. Oh my god? All right, Uh okay, 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:51.679 she said n w O for life. I gotta I'm 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.520 gonna go back to that because I did not hear that. 0:09:53.800 --> 0:10:00.800 He did. I don't know what number it's at. It 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:15.760 was right around here. Hold on, Tommy pistol, hold on, 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:23.280 Oh yeah, what the hell she's here? Like n w 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:26.480 O four and she did the whole four life. That's great. 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:33.120 She knows wow. So it definitely had the hell Razor 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:36.640 vibe to it. Hell Razor is shot very dark, so 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:39.720 that thing was shot very dark. I just I coach 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:41.200 trying to pull it up. The name of the box, 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:45.160 uh is how it would be in Hell Razer, however, 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:49.600 where Pinhead is one of many of his type of people, 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.960 he's the only one that we see in the trailer here. 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.720 So maybe you have to watch the whole cock Rasor 0:10:55.800 --> 0:11:00.360 movie to free to watch on Woodrocket dot Com saw 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:04.120 it very well done. They do a great job of 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:08.880 creating a very good scenery and homage to the original. 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:11.760 Now it looks to me like there's only four characters. 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:14.000 There's good old Larry who's trying to get laid but 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.680 no one's looking at him, and then the two girls, 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:22.040 and then the old penis head and then well five characters. 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:26.200 If you can't be talking jildo. No, that was very slimy, 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:29.520 is what the girl said. Slimy talking dildo. Yes, I've 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:36.440 never seen hell Raiser, but I feel i've seen Pinhead before. Yeah, 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:41.200 and I feel like that that is an accurate description. 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:44.800 I do love that they put penises instead of pins. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:47.800 It's sticking out of his head. Got it? You got it? 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.240 I'm telling you, got it, homag So they're called the cenobytes. 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:53.520 That's what it is. That's what he pinhead is one 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:56.559 of the cenobytes. There are many. Now does he come 0:11:56.640 --> 0:12:00.719 out of the box? The box channels the cenobyte. Ah, 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:04.240 so he was one of them. He just became the 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:08.800 main guy over time. Gotcha not my favorite. The movies are, okay, 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:12.520 but that's not my favorite. Okay, all right, so what 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:14.640 do we got next? All right? So the next one 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:18.400 I found again, I don't know, you know, what's what here? 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:23.040 I found Batman triple X. Oh boy, here we go. Okay, 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:27.440 I have to type that one in Batman triple X. 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:31.680 Batman triple X. Do I have to do xxx? Yes? 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:41.080 Batman xxx a porn parody official? Yes? Yes? Oh. I 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:44.400 see a Batmobile in the picture. So I'm wondering if 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:48.400 that is going to be a true to the original Batmobile. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:50.960 I don't know, but I'm looking onder it. And there's 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:54.000 a lot of other videos about this. So, uh, we'll 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:57.240 do the first one because it's only two minutes. Okay, 0:12:57.320 --> 0:13:01.120 I'm ready to go. All right? Three? Oh, shoot three? 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:12.440 Two one. Vivid, yep, Vivid. I think I'm behind you, 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:17.360 but only by like a second or two. Vivid makes 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:36.240 good movies. They do Owned Joker, the Bath Poon. Ye. 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:44.920 The costumes are very well done. First things, great done 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:53.120 in the vein of the sixties television show very well 0:13:54.160 --> 0:14:02.440 MS two. Well they really they're being very true to 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:06.040 the sixties Batman. Look at this. Look at it. There's 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:10.960 it's even the car. Wow. They did a damn good job. 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:20.480 Holy crap. Fuck look at that. Holy crap. This is 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:29.880 so well done. Al the Bone, Dale the Bone, James Dean, 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:32.280 He's a good looking guy. I've seen James Dean before. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:38.880 Tory Black as Catwoman, as Batgirl, Oh god, Evan Stone 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:41.680 as the Riddler, Evan Stone around for a while, Evanstone, 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:50.080 Randy spears, Randy spears. Wow, look at this. This is 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:53.520 a cat ron. Jeremy's in this. Jeremy said it snucking 0:14:53.560 --> 0:15:00.600 at the bottom. Oh that was it. Wow. Oh, there's 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:03.840 gotta be more. This ranks one hundred. Oh we never, 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:07.160 we never gave you a number. Wait there's trailer number two. 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:11.080 You want to watch that too? Yeah, right, hold on, 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:15.240 go back. What would you give the cock raiser out 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:16.760 of what I want to give it a letter Raiser 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:22.000 out of ten. I mean, I'll give it like a seven. Seven, 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:23.880 That's what I was thinking too. I have nothing to 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.960 go off of though, but I just like the penises 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:28.760 coming out of the guy's head. Yeah, I think definitely 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:31.000 seven because, like I said, it was very reminiscent of 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:34.320 what the tone of Hell Raiser is. It's dark, you know, 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:38.040 it's it's mysterious, and you know they effort into the costume. 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:41.440 This one, based off of the the bits we saw, 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.520 not even seeing any of the real action, was a 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:46.280 ten because of what that trailer looked like. This was 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:51.600 a hundred. This is this is like a real television show. Yeah, 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:53.720 very well done. All right, which one do you want 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:57.240 to click on? Well, right underneath mine, it said Batman xxx. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:00.960 A porn parody trailer too. It's a minute seventeen. I 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:03.720 don't have that undermine. I have a porn parody official 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:11.560 trailer too. It's it's again it's very short, but let's 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:14.000 try it because it's got a little more of the visual. 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:19.160 Who's the who's the black no, no, no stop? Who's 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:23.640 the uh the YouTuber name Alex the one that you 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:29.880 want to practice Axl Braun Axel broun Uh, Axel Braun, 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:32.800 I have an Axle brown for Star Wars. That's what 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:35.800 it looks like. You see my picture here? Oh, I 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:39.920 don't have that one. What the heck is that axel 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:44.360 broun Uh? Definitely could have been an enhancement talent name 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:46.880 if I do not have that one, and I'm looking, 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:53.440 dang it, I don't have it. Oh man, there are 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:57.320 like ten different kinds of these. Uh listen, how about 0:16:57.360 --> 0:17:02.520 do you have do you have Batman? 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