1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling them to watch out of Florida, Milor. 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 2: all of Flourida. 4 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,399 Speaker 1: Yes, you are a donkey. 5 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 3: A Florida man attapped an ATM for a very strange reason. 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,960 Speaker 1: It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,799 Speaker 1: after that wine stay. He rigged the door to his 8 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: home in an attempt to electric hit his presnant lights. 9 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 1: Police arrested in Orlando man were talking at from. 10 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 2: Ladas the Breakfast Club, bitch you Donkey of the day 11 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 2: with Charlam Payne, the guy. 12 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all liket. 13 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 2: Before we do Donkey today, I want to tell y'all 14 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 2: too that first of all, dropping a clues box for 15 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 2: l Coja and. 16 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: The roots right absolutely out. 17 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 2: That interview will be up on YouTube and it's how 18 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 2: long is it? Iur in thirty hour and thirty minutes. 19 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 2: So yeah, great conversation. Yes, Donkey today for Wednesday, August 20 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 2: nine goes. 21 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,480 Speaker 1: To Derek Porter. 22 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 2: Now Derek is a Georgia man, but this incident happened 23 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 2: in Panama City Beach, Florida. So it's clearly something in 24 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 2: the water in Florida. You spend too much time there, 25 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 2: you get hit with that Florida fool gene. Now what 26 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,200 Speaker 2: does younkle y'all always say about the great state of Florida. 27 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and 28 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 2: all of Florida, and today is no exception. Okay, Derek Porter, 29 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 2: you are a Florida man today. Now let me start 30 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,959 Speaker 2: with the headline courtesy of news Channel eight Florida, because 31 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 2: I love the headlines when they come from Florida. Okay, 32 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 2: when this Florida foolishness, all the headlines be amazing. 33 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 1: Okay, first off, the headline reads Florida. 34 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 2: Then it says man breaks into Florida church, baptizes himself 35 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 2: before stealing money. 36 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,759 Speaker 1: Let's go to news channel wait for the report. 37 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 3: Police mid morning man not ended today with a Georgia 38 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 3: man in custody bake On. The Sheriff's deputies arrested Derek 39 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:40,400 Speaker 3: Porter on burglary, criminal misship, and several drug charges. I 40 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 3: said that Porter broke into the Emerald Beach Church of 41 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 3: God on alf Coleman and Panama City Beach this morning. 42 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 3: He allegedly used a cinder block to smash your window, 43 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 3: which a larder of the church employee who fled authority 44 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 3: said that Porter calls about eight thousand dollars a damage, 45 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 3: took some electronic equipment and the church money bag. 46 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: Depaniese. 47 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 3: Kannamut City Beach police canine, you just descended on the 48 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 3: church and arrested border. They say he had mathem and paraphernalia. 49 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 3: Porter supposedly claimed that he could not remember what happened 50 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,639 Speaker 3: inside of the church, at least not most of it, 51 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 3: but he did say he remembered baptizing himself in the 52 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 3: church's baptism pool, and he claimed something was holding his 53 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 3: head under the water. Porter was already free on bond 54 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 3: for a burglary in Georgia. 55 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: There's so much wrong with this. 56 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 2: First of all, using to send the block to break 57 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 2: the church's windows, to break into the church. Now, I know, 58 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 2: Scripture says that God does not live in houses made 59 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:35,839 Speaker 2: by human hands, so I'm not gonna say the church 60 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:38,079 Speaker 2: is God's house. But it is a place of positivity 61 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 2: for the most part, a place with people congregate in worship, 62 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,240 Speaker 2: a place where people go to seek forgiveness and salvation. 63 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 2: To break the church's windows may not send you to hell, 64 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 2: but damn it, it shaw not creating. 65 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,800 Speaker 1: Positive energy in your life either. 66 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,679 Speaker 2: This sounds like this brother watched First Sunday with Ice 67 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 2: Cuban Tracy Morgan one too many times. All Right, the 68 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 2: church is the place where you go to learn about 69 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 2: the most forgiving entity of ever God. Okay, keyword is 70 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 2: for giving, all right. In Derek's mind, he looked at 71 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 2: the church to be responsible for giving him money. All Right, Listen, 72 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 2: we know every church collects tithes and offerings and of 73 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 2: course the building fund that don't really be building anything. 74 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 2: But never did we ever think to rob the church? 75 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,920 Speaker 2: Have we ever thought about taking back our twenty dollars? 76 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,360 Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying that we put in a 77 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,640 Speaker 2: collection Playton, you know, putting in a five or a 78 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 2: couple ones instead. Yes, Okay, every Sunday we think about 79 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,360 Speaker 2: that when you're given your offering. But you really pushing 80 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 2: God's forgiveness when you take the criminal actions in the church. 81 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: Now, let's keep in mind. 82 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 2: That police said they found meth and drug paraphernilia on Derek, 83 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 2: so he was probably high out of his mind and 84 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 2: when he tells police that he could not remember what 85 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 2: happened during various moments inside the church. It's because he 86 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 2: was high, all right, But he does remember baptizing himself 87 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 2: in the church's baptistory pool. 88 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 1: It's safe to say he was high out of his 89 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: mind if that's what he thinks. 90 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 2: Okay, See porter claims something was holding his head down 91 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 2: under the water while letting the pool. Derek, let me 92 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 2: be the first to tell you that you were experiencing 93 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 2: a meth induced psychosis. All right, hallucination. You weren't being baptized. 94 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 2: You were swimming, all right. You took a lap or 95 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 2: two in the church's pool. Now, can you baptize yourself? 96 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: Sure? 97 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,239 Speaker 2: All right. It's not the pattern laid out in the Bible, 98 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 2: nor is it the recommended method of being baptized. However, 99 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 2: if you truly understand the purpose of water baptism that 100 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 2: is revealed and the word of. 101 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: God, okay, you can do it, all right. 102 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 2: And if you have no one who was able to 103 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,479 Speaker 2: baptize you at the time, then of course you might 104 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 2: do it yourself. But don't listen to me, okay, because 105 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 2: there's not a Jakes or robertson my name. So I 106 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 2: could be totally wrong, but I don't think breaking into 107 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 2: a church being high off meth if the right environment 108 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 2: are setting for a baptism. 109 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:41,720 Speaker 1: Now, let me tell you something else. 110 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 2: Let me tell you where else this man went wrong 111 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,599 Speaker 2: and why he's truly getting donke here to day to day. 112 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: You're broken to the church. Okay, send the block to 113 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:52,160 Speaker 1: the window. Bang. He cost eight thousand dollars worth of 114 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 1: damage to the church. 115 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 2: Then you stole all the electronics, TV's computers, and the 116 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,600 Speaker 2: church's money bag. That's why you're being charged with burglary 117 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 2: of an occupied instructure. Is the thing your order was off, 118 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 2: my brother, Okay, you're broken to the church and baptize 119 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 2: yourself first. 120 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: And then committed all these sins. 121 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,919 Speaker 2: If you was gonna do it, you should have broken 122 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 2: to the church, stole what you wanted to steal, and 123 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 2: save the baptism for last, because the whole point of 124 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,840 Speaker 2: baptism is to wash it where your sins correct. What 125 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,280 Speaker 2: you did is the equivalent of taking a shower and 126 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 2: then doing a number two. Okay, you are a different 127 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 2: type of human, basically a psychopath. 128 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: If you shower, then do a number two on purpose. Okay, 129 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,160 Speaker 1: I understand. 130 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 2: Sometimes you know happens, all right, but nobody purposely takes 131 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,279 Speaker 2: the shower and then does the number two, Just like 132 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 2: nobody walks into a church, gets baptized and then sins 133 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,040 Speaker 2: on purpose. You might sin after you get baptized, but 134 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 2: not on purpose, like you have to pick one, Derek. 135 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,559 Speaker 2: All right, if you're gonna break into a church and steal, 136 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 2: you have to get baptized at a later date, but 137 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,720 Speaker 2: your damn show it on. Baptize yourself first and then sin. 138 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,480 Speaker 2: Please give Derek Porter the sweet signs and the Hamilton's. 139 00:05:56,279 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the day, the doge ah the day. Ye. 140 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 2: Now, I can't prove any of this, but but I 141 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 2: feel like e j Envy showers and then takes the 142 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 2: number two on purpose. 143 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 1: What do you think, Ashley? That is that what you're 144 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 1: thinking about? Why? 145 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 2: Because the way you looked when I said it, No, yes, 146 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 2: when I said it, you looked. 147 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: Like he was unfazed. What's wrong with that? No, that's 148 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 1: not not true at all. But the way you just 149 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 1: asked that question, it seems like you just answer. Won't 150 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,400 Speaker 1: you just answer the question? What if I poop my shower, 151 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 1: do you shower and then poop on purpose though, No, okay, 152 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: just you are a liar, and you a liar. That's 153 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: not true. Okay, when I pop my shower, all right, 154 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,039 Speaker 1: I'm not judging. Why are you all on my butt? 155 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 1: I'm not not, nor do I want to be. Why 156 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 1: you're asking? B E T will see you guys tomorrow. 157 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:06,040 Speaker 1: Piece BT Donkey today is brought to you by. 158 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 2: The law office of Michael s. Lammisoft. Don't be a donkey. 159 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 2: Dot pound two fifty on your cell and say the bull. 160 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 2: If you've been hurt in a construction accident, that's pound 161 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,080 Speaker 2: two five ozo from your cell and say the bull.