WEBVTT - Ep 317: Stop Us If This Is Too Funny

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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<v Speaker 1>show where we only talk about what is most obviously

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<v Speaker 1>very crucially important.

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<v Speaker 2>Today on This Is Important, I've got a big fucking boner.

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<v Speaker 1>Garbage cans need to be fluorescent. They shouldn't be black.

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<v Speaker 1>They're very hard to see at night when you're on

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<v Speaker 1>a bike and you've had margaritas and you're also texting.

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<v Speaker 3>My face went numb. And that's when I know I

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<v Speaker 3>was hooked, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in love. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

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<v Speaker 2>And boom goes the dynamite.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a big fucking boner right now. Whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 4>Coming through the boulders.

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<v Speaker 3>Was that an old folder or was that brand spanking new?

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<v Speaker 3>Hit me with that again.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to be on you.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a big fucking boner right now. Yeah, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>That one's been classic.

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<v Speaker 3>You understood how Adam Sandler became such a giant star.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that'll do it. You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy genius.

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<v Speaker 4>That'll do it. Fucking, what an absolute heat rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's my question.

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<v Speaker 5>They're all going to laugh at you, that whole sketch?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you guys know that was like a reference from

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<v Speaker 5>the movie Carrie?

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<v Speaker 2>Mm-mm.

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<v Speaker 4>From the movie Carrie about the girl who.

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<v Speaker 3>And here we are.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, sure.

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<v Speaker 4>They're all going to laugh at you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the mom. The mom is like, they're all going

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<v Speaker 2>to laugh at you. No. About prom or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>Bruh.

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<v Speaker 5>Because then I saw that and I started rolling when

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<v Speaker 5>I was watching Carrie.

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<v Speaker 4>Lock in, Durs. You're locked in today.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm green for some reason, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Lock TF in. I don't think I've ever seen Carrie.

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<v Speaker 1>Really? Well, it's almost Halloween season upon us. You can

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<v Speaker 1>start chipping away at some of these classic horror films.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I wish I liked it more. Horror or?

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<v Speaker 2>Horror.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Halloween? Nah, just on purpose being scared. I know

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<v Speaker 3>people love it, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't love it.

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<v Speaker 2>It is someone's lifestyle and you got to wonder what's

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<v Speaker 2>up there. Dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Horror freaks rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>When people are too into it, you get concerned.

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<v Speaker 5>They saw like grandpa naked at too young of an

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<v Speaker 5>age or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Something inappropriate. And they go. Your boobs are huge.

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<v Speaker 4>They saw some. That's actually a great point. They saw

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<v Speaker 4>some skin drooping.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And that stayed with them. And now they just want

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<v Speaker 3>to get that feeling back again.

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<v Speaker 6>Hot, hot, hot, hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, maybe it's also getting like.

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<v Speaker 5>Control over that terror where they're like i'm gonna terrorize

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<v Speaker 5>myself by hitting play on this uh this movie here

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<v Speaker 5>i'm gonna buy that ticket to this film at this

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<v Speaker 5>theater i'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna have grandpa's butt cheeks scaring me awake every.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna be watching werewolves instead.

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<v Speaker 1>Well but like like a movie like carrie or like

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<v Speaker 1>the classic you know halloween films they're not they're actually

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<v Speaker 1>not that scary now they're just kind of like.

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<v Speaker 4>Cool movie No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>That's because you're old.

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<v Speaker 4>No, Carrie's not scary.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're 12 years old and you watch Halloween, you're

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<v Speaker 5>freaking out.

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<v Speaker 1>Halloween's just like an oddly paced movie. Like, not much happens.

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<v Speaker 5>But what you're using is context for every other movie.

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<v Speaker 5>But if you're 10 or 12 or 11, you're like,

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<v Speaker 5>what the fuck? And you've only seen Frozen 35 times?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. Like, it's oddly paced.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, Have either of you... You guys all... You guys

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<v Speaker 4>both have... What?

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<v Speaker 3>12-year-olds?

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<v Speaker 2>13?

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<v Speaker 1>12?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Have you haunted them yet?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ruined their childhoods by showing them a.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm living in a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not really the dad's job. That's an uncle's job.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm willing... If you guys want me to babysit, come

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<v Speaker 4>over here.

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<v Speaker 1>You're throwing your name in the hat?

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<v Speaker 3>I can terrorize them by showing them one of these

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<v Speaker 3>scary movies. I won't watch it with them. I'll say

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<v Speaker 3>it's too scary for me. It's too scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I unfortunately cannot watch Carrie with you tonight. It's too

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<v Speaker 1>frightening for me. It's too scary for me, the adult.

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<v Speaker 4>Have at it. And you know they gobble that up.

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<v Speaker 5>Jaws is a coming-of-age movie in our house where I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>we're going to watch Jaws now. Emma threw on Jurassic

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<v Speaker 5>Park for our four-year-old.

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<v Speaker 2>The other night.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh.

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<v Speaker 4>Holy moly. For the four-year-old?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, how'd that go?

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<v Speaker 5>She was like, what? He liked it. And I go,

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<v Speaker 5>scary movie. Real, real scary. Yeah, the velociraptors?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 4>The velociraptors are fucking scary.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, he loved it. He loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>So we got one. We got a little psycho on

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<v Speaker 1>your hands. I had a bad time with Jurassic Park.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that in theater.

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<v Speaker 4>We were, what? I was in, like, fifth grade. Bro,

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<v Speaker 4>I had to cover my eyes the whole movie. I was, like,

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<v Speaker 4>crying in the theater. Full-on bitch made, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a scary movie. It's intense.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I was the same.

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<v Speaker 2>Blake and I are the same age. I will admit,

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<v Speaker 2>I came with some.

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<v Speaker 1>Weak shit, and it was really embarrassing. I was in

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<v Speaker 1>Long Beach visiting my aunt and uncle. They were like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to Jurassic Park.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, yeah. So what happened is your parents didn't

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<v Speaker 4>want you, and you were feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>A little on edge.

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<v Speaker 4>They were like, go stay with the aunts and uncle. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>I was a raw nerve.

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<v Speaker 2>It was getting heavy.

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<v Speaker 3>Feeling some other kind of nerves. That wasn't Jurassic Park, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>That was just your childhood. Separation, anxiety. Yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 4>that was. Self-worth.

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<v Speaker 6>Self-worth.

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<v Speaker 4>Mm-hmm. Just, Just let us sit there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because I remember all the kids at school talking

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<v Speaker 1>about Jurassic Park. They're like, this is the fucking coolest movie.

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<v Speaker 1>And they definitely said fucking. They're like, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking coolest movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this pre or post wheelchair for you, though, Adam?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, when were we watching? I think it was pre.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was pre. Got it. Sorry, boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, everybody at school is like, yeah. And, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to lie and say you did because

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<v Speaker 1>then they're going to, like, grill you on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or just don't be a liar. Yeah. Well.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes you can lie. Why would you lie about seeing

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<v Speaker 4>the movie if you hadn't seen it?

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<v Speaker 2>Because then immediately they're going to say, what about this part? Yeah, oh, dude, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And then you're like, oh, dude, yeah. And they're like,

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<v Speaker 4>that part doesn't exist. You fucking idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, that's the oldest trick in the book when you

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<v Speaker 1>give false information.

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<v Speaker 2>I got caught up so bad.

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<v Speaker 4>What, recently?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. No, sir, I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 5>The Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Dad, I'm going to sleep over. My

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<v Speaker 2>buddies were going to rent the fight.

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<v Speaker 5>Instead, we just threw a huge party, and he didn't

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<v Speaker 5>have pay-per-view or whatever the fuck it was. So the

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<v Speaker 5>next morning, I called my dad. He'd be like, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>going to be home around whatever. And he goes, you

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<v Speaker 5>going to stop for some food?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, maybe. He's like, maybe you'll get an

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<v Speaker 2>ear sandwich. And I was like... Okie dokie. What? And

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<v Speaker 2>he goes.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a sandwich. You know, from the fight. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah. Oh, and you're like, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we're like, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Then my brother calls, Paige is my homie. And he goes,

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<v Speaker 5>I know you didn't watch the fucking fight.

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<v Speaker 2>I call him back, 911, 911, 911.

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<v Speaker 4>And he goes, fucking Mike Tyson.

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<v Speaker 2>Biddy Vander Holyfield's Ear Off, FYI. And I was like.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Ear sandwich!

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<v Speaker 3>I love Durr's telling, like, kind of an adult tale

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<v Speaker 3>from the before times.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's really cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you were just old enough to be doing adult stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So I mount my steed home.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I better hop in the carriage before it goes.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, you just had a little more runway... A

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<v Speaker 3>little bit. of adulthood and partying and things... being able

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<v Speaker 3>to just easily figure things out via the internet.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why I call myself Gen X. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Because the way I operated in high school and college

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<v Speaker 5>was fundamentally different than how you guys did. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't know where we were or like where each

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<v Speaker 2>other were. Yes. I constantly would be like, where am I?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one of y'all kicked me?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You still are like that. I was always like, where

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck am I? This is the way. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, this is good shit, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I will say, I think we're doing... Our generations

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<v Speaker 3>did it a lot different. There was a lot more alcoholism.

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<v Speaker 3>Child alcoholism.

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<v Speaker 2>Smoke weed every day. Because the amount of.

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<v Speaker 4>We were just... My assistant, Michelle, we were at.

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<v Speaker 4>Our other house and we had a giant binder of

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<v Speaker 4>like old photos. And she was looking through all these

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<v Speaker 4>old photos. She's like, what is this thing? What is

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<v Speaker 4>this thing? Physical copies?

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<v Speaker 2>Call the binder.

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<v Speaker 4>So this is physical media? I guess. I guess we

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<v Speaker 4>could call that. We just call them pictures.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was just like workout videos. But it

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<v Speaker 2>was all these.

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<v Speaker 4>She's like, oh my God, is this from you from college?

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<v Speaker 3>And it was just I used to take so many

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<v Speaker 3>photos of us partying in high school. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, just raging. And it was just incriminating evidence just

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<v Speaker 4>across the board.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what were you building there, pal, just in case? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We used to videotape ourselves getting so blackout drunk and, like,

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<v Speaker 1>just barfing everywhere. There's just hours of footage of children

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<v Speaker 1>just throwing up from drinking straight vodka.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Goldschlager.

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<v Speaker 4>And she was like, oh, I didn't. She's like, I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't party like that in high school.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think anyone really partied like this in high

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<v Speaker 3>school because it was just like mountains of beer in

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<v Speaker 3>the background and just like 80 kids in a.

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<v Speaker 4>Basement just cross-eyed.

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<v Speaker 1>Just playing with a gun.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's sad, dude. That's sad.

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<v Speaker 3>Because some of my fondest sort of fuzzy memories were

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<v Speaker 3>from those exact times.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And we do think that it is because everyone's being

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<v Speaker 5>filmed all the time that they're like, I don't want

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<v Speaker 5>to be filmed drunk and hammered and have everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>On Monday see a video of me XYZ.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because it could just be like a story and then,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, on Monday they're like, oh yeah, Adam fucking

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<v Speaker 3>XYZ and it's just a story.

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<v Speaker 2>And you got to hear the story.

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<v Speaker 4>But then the actual footage, that's, That's way more.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm drunk now.

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<v Speaker 5>So what comes first? The insecurity or the potential for embarrassment?

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<v Speaker 4>This is important. He's locked in. Bro, you're locked in.

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<v Speaker 2>Jersey's locked in.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like really locked in today. Holy shit.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just saying because if you're like confident or like

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<v Speaker 5>you don't give a fuck, you're kind of like, Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 5>that was me, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking barfed or like, yep, I fell off those stairs.

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<v Speaker 5>Chipped my tooth, which is so hard to come by,

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<v Speaker 5>to lean into embarrassment, right?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's an insecurity.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's that what happened— You have to do this. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>let me lock in real quick. Stay locked in. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not the insecurity.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that people just get called out for— I think

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<v Speaker 1>dancing is the best example of it. If you used

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<v Speaker 1>to go to a party, dance your fucking ass off.

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<v Speaker 1>But all they do is dance on— Instagram or on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's really, like, they did multiple takes. They got

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<v Speaker 4>it perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like if I filmed you, like, at a party, like,

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<v Speaker 1>cutting a damn rug. Like, nobody's watching, you know? And

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<v Speaker 1>then I film you and I'm like, look at this

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<v Speaker 1>freaking zany white dude. Idiot!

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Just busting down. Did you just call me white? Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 4>Zany white dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you go viral for all the wrong reasons because

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<v Speaker 1>people are laughing at you.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Dancing is a moment that you should not care.

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<v Speaker 4>Dance like nobody's watching.

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<v Speaker 5>And so do they put people who are fearlessly zany

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<v Speaker 5>on a pedestal? Because it's like, wow, look at them go.

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<v Speaker 5>They dance like nobody's watching and they don't give a

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<v Speaker 5>fuck when.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I'm saying? Like, sure.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you're building the perfect person.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I think most teenagers aren't that way and

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<v Speaker 3>do get embarrassed. And especially when it's put online and

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<v Speaker 3>just people across the world are making fun of you.

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<v Speaker 3>And then your family starts to disassociate from you.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>You're ray gunned. You're fucking Rago. Because you've put a

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<v Speaker 4>stain on the family now. They hate you.

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<v Speaker 3>And then they ship you off to your aunt and

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<v Speaker 3>uncle's house, and then you go see Jurassic Park and cry.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a bitch, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck off, man.

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<v Speaker 5>And Adam, I wish I could have followed what you

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<v Speaker 5>were saying, but you weren't doing this with your hands.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm locked in, brother. I wasn't locked in.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, but that's probably... It's probably true. Yeah, it's,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, man. But, and so.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we grew up in the right time, I think.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, for sure.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, truly strange that they're just like, not going to drink,

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<v Speaker 5>not going to do drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fucked.

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<v Speaker 5>Except for the ones who do drugs and die instantly.

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<v Speaker 5>They're like, I'm not going to smoke weed or drink.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just going to do cocaine, which has a pretty

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<v Speaker 5>high risk of like fentanyl being in there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a bagel.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Lock it.

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<v Speaker 4>But you look hot. You look hot. But they're locked in, dude.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure.

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<v Speaker 4>You look hot. I guess if you're, if that is

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<v Speaker 4>the drug, if you want to lock in, it's cocaine.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what, that's the one, that's the lock-in drug. That's

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<v Speaker 4>the most locked-in drug on the market.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>You could probably get more maximization.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel, I feel like they like to, what is it? Optimize.

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<v Speaker 4>They like to optimize. Okay. And really lock in. So

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like cocaine would be the drug.

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<v Speaker 5>So I, are, are, Kids who are like under 10

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<v Speaker 5>going to lean out and go the entire different direction

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<v Speaker 5>and go, we don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not rolling on each other. We can't, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>For sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just all fuck up. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think so.

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<v Speaker 5>If everyone's optimizing and then they're going to see it

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<v Speaker 5>actually didn't work for my eldest brother or my uncle

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<v Speaker 5>who's a fucking weirdo who's just always trying to optimize.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, it's not worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like the internet is just going to ruin

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<v Speaker 3>everything and everyone, and we're all just going to be

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<v Speaker 3>walking around in the same clothes, saying the same words.

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<v Speaker 2>And stop me if this starts to get too funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hilarious right now. You're cracking my ass up.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop me if you guys can't stop laughing. Dude, the

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<v Speaker 2>chucks and the gigs are rolling already. This is good.

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<v Speaker 2>This is important.

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<v Speaker 3>This is good podcasting right here. Netflix viewership off the charts.

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<v Speaker 3>Power outages. Yeah, and you're going to want to watch.

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<v Speaker 3>The fucking database of Netflix just shuts down because too

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<v Speaker 3>many people are viewing.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, they got a hot take on the Mike Tyson

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<v Speaker 1>and Evander Holyfield fight over here.

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<v Speaker 4>Ooh, hey, ear sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys, I've got a joke.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, okay. Brace yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Things always go in circles, right? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You're kind of whispering right now. Is that to get

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<v Speaker 4>us to lock in a little bit more?

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<v Speaker 2>I just said the joke. No one's laughing. What? What

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<v Speaker 2>was the joke? What was the joke?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just maintaining that right now I refuse to be funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Which by the way, for me, guys? It's hard, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>For you, it is hard.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you're joking, but I know that it's probably

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<v Speaker 3>difficult for you.

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<v Speaker 4>And what a time to make this decision.

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<v Speaker 3>When we're trying to shut down Netflix from our fucking viewership, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. Sorry, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's all take oaths of silence for this pod.

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<v Speaker 2>That's also good for podcasts. Dude, we're just killing it today.

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<v Speaker 2>This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely sinister.

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<v Speaker 2>Adam, I'm not trying to, you know, point fingers, but

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<v Speaker 2>step up.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I was being unfunny. Blake is saying, let's

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<v Speaker 5>just not say anything at all. And you're just kind

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<v Speaker 5>of here, like, actually telling jokes and not really.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I was actually trying to, like, you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>was just trying to get the best out of you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's what I'm always trying to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I forgot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm always.

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<v Speaker 4>You know me, the assist guy. And so I'm just,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, you're spiking.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just volleying it back to you for another fucking

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<v Speaker 3>epic spike.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, brother. Straight man.

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<v Speaker 4>Straight man.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, bro. Thank you, brother.

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<v Speaker 4>I got you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Do you remember what your first drink was?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>And I've told this on the podcast. I actually was just... Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>did you? Yeah, it was my buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's still chasing it.

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<v Speaker 3>Ryan Jonica's... grandfather's homemade Lithuanian liquor.

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<v Speaker 4>And the bottle, the name on the outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the bottle.

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<v Speaker 3>It was called Creamy Head.

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<v Speaker 4>Was the name of the alcohol. Oh, he likes that.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't remember this story. If you say you've said

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<v Speaker 5>it before.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not recall the Creamy Head story.

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<v Speaker 4>Creamy Head.

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<v Speaker 5>And Adam, I love that you're stepping up, saying things

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<v Speaker 5>you've said before on the podcast again.

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<v Speaker 2>I am willing to. We're fucking killing it.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, I'm willing to repeat.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like we're 500 episodes in or something, 700.

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<v Speaker 4>How many thousands of episodes have we done?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Homemade Lithuanian. So is that like a potato-based situation? I

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<v Speaker 5>have no idea how they did it. It was just like—

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<v Speaker 5>Lithium ion battery?

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<v Speaker 3>It was like the bottle that was the deepest in

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<v Speaker 3>his parents' liquor cabinets.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not going to miss this one. They're not looking

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<v Speaker 4>at it.

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<v Speaker 3>And they had all drank it the weekend before.

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<v Speaker 4>And they came back like, we got drunk in Ryan's basement.

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<v Speaker 2>Clear? Yes, is it clear?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it foggy? It was creamy.

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<v Speaker 2>It was foggy.

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<v Speaker 4>It was foggy.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're like, what? It looked like coconut orbits.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the first alcoholic drink you had and you said,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to do this the rest of my life?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, this is my passion?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, the story is not done, dude. So they, they

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<v Speaker 3>drank the weekend before. Now they're like, okay, we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to get drunk again. This is what we're going to

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<v Speaker 3>do for the rest of our lives until we have

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<v Speaker 3>to start Mac maximizing and optimizations.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, and then so they said.

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<v Speaker 4>That, yeah, more or less, more or less. They said that.

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<v Speaker 3>And so they handed me the bottle. They're like, you

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<v Speaker 3>have to be the first one to drink it because

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<v Speaker 3>we did it last weekend. And I'm like, this feels

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<v Speaker 3>like a setup, but okay. Uh, And so I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>what do I do? Do I just like sip on it?

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<v Speaker 3>And they're like, no, you were getting drunk. So you

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<v Speaker 3>have to like take some drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>I was joking.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I know what to do. And so I just

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<v Speaker 4>chugged it.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn.

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<v Speaker 3>I just like, I'm pretty good at chugging. And I

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<v Speaker 3>could just like, I'm drunk now. If you're not smelling it,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't know what you're drinking.

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<v Speaker 4>So I just live by that.

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<v Speaker 2>And everyone's like.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>Immediately, dude. We have to share it. Immediately, couldn't feel

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<v Speaker 4>my face. My face went numb. Damn.

0:19:10.340 --> 0:19:13.260
<v Speaker 3>And that's when I know I was hooked, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Daddy's home. I'm in love.

0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:17.880
<v Speaker 7>I'm in love.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in love.

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<v Speaker 1>All my childhood trauma went out the window. My face

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<v Speaker 1>got numb.

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<v Speaker 4>My face went numb.

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<v Speaker 1>I think my first legal drink no not legal illegal

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<v Speaker 1>drink my first alcoholic drink.

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<v Speaker 2>And then let's do legal that's fun for me yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that uh i remember that too swinging door

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<v Speaker 1>bar in orange county very cool all right K-Bar.

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<v Speaker 4>But my first beer was Bud Ice.

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<v Speaker 1>By request, I wanted Bud Ice so goddamn bad because

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was going to be, like, really cold.

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<v Speaker 4>But it actually... It kind of just tastes like mold. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not great.

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<v Speaker 3>Butt ice is pretty bad, but it was stronger and

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<v Speaker 3>you felt like back then it was, you had to

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<v Speaker 3>get rid of this trash and you had to hide it.

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<v Speaker 2>We were always maximizing.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, we were maximizing and optimizationing. Just different.

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<v Speaker 2>In a different way. Just different.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh-huh.

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<v Speaker 2>In a different way.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, Because you had to get rid of this trash, right?

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<v Speaker 3>So you're like, okay, six, we'll get a six pack

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<v Speaker 3>of this. And as you and a buddy, we'll each

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<v Speaker 3>have three of these. That's less to get away, to

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<v Speaker 3>throw away, you know, to hide from your parents.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn, y'all were crunching numbers, huh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>How were you hiding them?

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<v Speaker 1>Like putting them in like different receptacles?

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<v Speaker 3>We would literally ride our bikes and then dump it

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<v Speaker 3>in someone else's trash like a block.

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<v Speaker 4>Or two away.

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<v Speaker 1>It's classic. It's like a dude who told his wife

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<v Speaker 1>he's not drinking anymore. She's finding cans in the dumpster.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck is this? Yeah, that just rolled off

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<v Speaker 2>the tongue for you, Blake.

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<v Speaker 4>And you're drinking Ice House? That just rolled off the

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<v Speaker 4>tongue pretty easily for you. Blake, come out here.

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<v Speaker 2>Did raccoons get in the garbage again?

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<v Speaker 4>Because there are bottles everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>What? This is your neighbor calling you over? Hey, Blake. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>can I talk to you real quick?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, looks like the raccoons got in my garbage again.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Several bottles of alcohol seem to be placed in my.

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<v Speaker 2>Again.

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<v Speaker 4>Again. Typical.

0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Some of them aren't open and there's a cooler in here.

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe they put that cooler there when they were drunk.

0:21:31.830 --> 0:21:33.770
<v Speaker 2>That's actually still a good cooler.

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<v Speaker 5>I might just take that back over to my house

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<v Speaker 5>and see if they come back for it.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a whole damn stash here.

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<v Speaker 2>These coolers are pretty expensive.

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<v Speaker 4>That is funny.

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<v Speaker 3>If Blake is going to his next-door neighbor's house to drink.

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<v Speaker 2>On the side of that.

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<v Speaker 1>And he doesn't say because he's just compiling ring cam footage.

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<v Speaker 4>Hours of it. Oh, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's the next great hidden camera show is

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<v Speaker 3>just ring camera footage, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 4>There has to be.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's their Instagram account, right?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>There has to be some great stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>They have, like, Halloween. Send your Halloween videos.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the best is when it's someone getting, like, chased

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<v Speaker 3>by a bear.

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<v Speaker 2>The best.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't understand what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 2>I like the.

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<v Speaker 5>One where, like, a coyote was, like, or what was it?

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<v Speaker 5>A guy, like, has it, and it's, like, a cat

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<v Speaker 5>or something, a bobcat maybe, and he's, like, shaking his arm,

0:22:35.580 --> 0:22:38.070
<v Speaker 5>and then he's just fucking, like, throws it across his

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<v Speaker 5>arm got tore off well it's on him yeah but

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<v Speaker 5>then he like throws it across the lawn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah and he's like get in the side get in

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<v Speaker 1>the side yeah that was a real sick moment for

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<v Speaker 1>sure that was dad stepping.

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<v Speaker 2>Up I haven't seen the bear one though that's pretty

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<v Speaker 2>funny too.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a pretty funny bear one yesterday where there

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<v Speaker 1>was like this old dude across the street and this

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<v Speaker 1>guy's yelling at him he's like dude oh Behind you.

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<v Speaker 4>Behind you. And then he turns the other direction. And

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<v Speaker 4>he's like looking at the guy like, watch, shut the

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<v Speaker 4>fuck up, man. Like, what are you yelling at me for?

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<v Speaker 2>And there's literally a huge black bear.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>10 feet, 8 feet behind him. Like, very close.

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<v Speaker 1>And he looks back, sees it, and he just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of shrugs and keeps walking.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that man was so old at that point, he's like,

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<v Speaker 3>what am I going to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, take me.

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<v Speaker 4>What can I do? If this is how I die,

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<v Speaker 4>it's pretty fucking cool. Honestly, if you go out, because

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<v Speaker 4>he seemed... late 80s, 90s.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was old as hell.

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<v Speaker 4>He was a true old man with a, like, walker.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not that old anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>For my family, that's ancient.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Older. I'm saying for me.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I mean? For Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>Jersey's kids? Yeah. Goodbye.

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<v Speaker 3>If that's how you go out, that's a great That's

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<v Speaker 3>what a fucking awesome way to go out.

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<v Speaker 4>Death by bear?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Right. Just kind of watching your innards spill out.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Over your pelvis. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly.

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<v Speaker 1>The bear just kind of swipes your stomach open and

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<v Speaker 1>it just like rolls out.

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<v Speaker 4>But then you're thinking the whole.

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<v Speaker 2>You're shitting yourself. Yeah. Just feeling the hot breath of

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<v Speaker 2>the bear on your bear lungs going.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, by the way, Blake, you shit yourself regardless. You

0:24:15.720 --> 0:24:18.960
<v Speaker 4>shit yourself regardless. Not everybody shits themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. When they die.

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<v Speaker 5>100%.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Because that's... I don't know if you've heard this. When

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<v Speaker 5>you die, you're like eight ounces lighter or whatever. And

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<v Speaker 5>they say that's a soul. But it's dookie. It's a

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<v Speaker 5>bunch of poo in your pants.

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<v Speaker 2>That is true.

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<v Speaker 3>You fully release all of your liquids.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you do, but I think that happens a

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<v Speaker 1>little later. It's not like immediately or while you're dying.

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<v Speaker 1>That would suck.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you think that? What is your reasoning for

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<v Speaker 4>thinking that? Because the.

0:24:47.540 --> 0:24:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Body doesn't release its fluids until later in the process.

0:24:51.700 --> 0:24:52.500
<v Speaker 1>Rigor mortis.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe rigor mortis is something else.

0:24:55.530 --> 0:24:57.389
<v Speaker 4>Rigor mortis is something totally else.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it like stiffness of the muscles?

0:24:58.890 --> 0:25:02.190
<v Speaker 4>And you're just saying again what you just said. That's not...

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<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty sure rigor mortis is.

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<v Speaker 1>When you have diarrhea, like a couple days later, you're dead.

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<v Speaker 1>And rigor mortis is the poo that comes out. So

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<v Speaker 1>you think you should... Okay. I hate when Blake is

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<v Speaker 1>dumb on purpose.

0:25:17.810 --> 0:25:19.410
<v Speaker 2>You like to really get them when it's real.

0:25:19.750 --> 0:25:23.209
<v Speaker 3>That's cuter when it's real. It's more endearing. This is,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, what? Buddy, now you're just.

0:25:25.900 --> 0:25:27.160
<v Speaker 5>He's acting like he saw the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, man.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you don't act like you saw the movie when

0:25:30.040 --> 0:25:31.359
<v Speaker 4>you didn't see the movie. I'm pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 5>And to be fair, I'm guessing that it's stiffness of

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<v Speaker 5>the muscles because I think that's what rigor mortis is.

0:25:37.540 --> 0:25:38.020
<v Speaker 2>I think it is.

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<v Speaker 4>That is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's when your body stiffens. It's not the diarrhea part,

0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:42.570
<v Speaker 1>but I do believe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I do believe the diarrhea happens later. I've got a

0:25:47.710 --> 0:25:49.190
<v Speaker 4>big fucking boner.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, hey, I feel like in the chat, Let us

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<v Speaker 3>know when the diarrhea happens.

0:25:54.820 --> 0:25:56.370
<v Speaker 2>When does the diarrhea happen?

0:25:56.400 --> 0:25:57.610
<v Speaker 4>And it's been a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

0:26:00.450 --> 0:26:02.770
<v Speaker 1>And ChatGPT's not getting anything, huh?

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<v Speaker 2>Son of a gun.

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<v Speaker 4>The short answer is yes. The body does poop when

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<v Speaker 4>you die.

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<v Speaker 2>Immediately?

0:26:08.570 --> 0:26:11.720
<v Speaker 3>Most people empty their bowels when they pass away. Urine

0:26:11.740 --> 0:26:15.740
<v Speaker 3>may also be released, especially during a traumatic or frightening death.

0:26:16.420 --> 0:26:17.600
<v Speaker 2>The bear. The bear.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like you're pissing yourself pretty hard. quickly. That's crazy.

0:26:22.720 --> 0:26:24.020
<v Speaker 2>And you like that.

0:26:24.580 --> 0:26:28.040
<v Speaker 3>Adam, you're... I wasn't saying that I like that. You guys,

0:26:28.160 --> 0:26:30.540
<v Speaker 3>Blake was saying that's... That's the way to go. If

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<v Speaker 3>you were to get killed by a bear, I think

0:26:32.619 --> 0:26:34.080
<v Speaker 3>personally you lived a hell of a life.

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<v Speaker 4>What a bookend.

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<v Speaker 3>What a way to just, oh, the last chapter of

0:26:38.260 --> 0:26:40.400
<v Speaker 3>your life. Oh, and then he was killed by a bear.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, what?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Your grandpa was the fucking man.

0:26:43.900 --> 0:26:44.100
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>He was killed by a bear. Right.

0:26:45.920 --> 0:26:47.960
<v Speaker 3>And you think he's hiking somewhere, but he was just

0:26:48.020 --> 0:26:49.780
<v Speaker 3>like in Glendale walking down the street.

0:26:50.060 --> 0:26:50.300
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He was at a zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He was shooting BBs at bears at the zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>He just jumped in the bear cage. Suicide by bear, man.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>Blake, you live in an area where there's wild animals.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you look for them when you go in the

0:27:06.960 --> 0:27:08.240
<v Speaker 5>backyard at night?

0:27:08.570 --> 0:27:11.190
<v Speaker 1>Well, there's nothing like too frightening in my neck of

0:27:11.210 --> 0:27:11.570
<v Speaker 1>the woods.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like skunks. I feel like your old house was more... Oh, yeah, man.

0:27:16.910 --> 0:27:17.550
<v Speaker 2>More nature.

0:27:17.590 --> 0:27:18.510
<v Speaker 4>I used to see like.

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<v Speaker 2>P-22, huh?

0:27:19.030 --> 0:27:19.090
<v Speaker 1>P-22.

0:27:19.090 --> 0:27:20.360
<v Speaker 2>P-22 is like a really famous....

0:27:25.010 --> 0:27:29.170
<v Speaker 1>Mountain lion that used to walk the hills of Hollywood.

0:27:29.450 --> 0:27:33.320
<v Speaker 1>And it was completely unafraid of humans. And it would

0:27:33.340 --> 0:27:37.359
<v Speaker 1>show up every night just cruising. It is gigantic, dude.

0:27:37.520 --> 0:27:39.460
<v Speaker 3>And that you would catch him on some ring of

0:27:40.119 --> 0:27:42.700
<v Speaker 3>just like people coming in with groceries and then they'd

0:27:43.010 --> 0:27:47.370
<v Speaker 3>pass and you just see this giant mountain lion yes.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like we've covered this but someone we know

0:27:49.980 --> 0:27:51.680
<v Speaker 5>who i'm not gonna name because i don't want them

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<v Speaker 5>getting death threats they're the reason p22s did.

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<v Speaker 8>Wait what what what really someone we know we're gonna

0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:03.600
<v Speaker 8>have to remember this off pod because i don't just

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:05.140
<v Speaker 8>say it and we'll bleep it.

0:28:05.080 --> 0:28:09.609
<v Speaker 5>Someone we know who who wrote on workaholics um They

0:28:09.750 --> 0:28:15.090
<v Speaker 5>found P-22 in their backyard eating a raccoon just like

0:28:15.150 --> 0:28:15.810
<v Speaker 5>on their pool deck.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, yeah.

0:28:16.910 --> 0:28:17.469
<v Speaker 1>I'm remembering.

0:28:17.609 --> 0:28:20.560
<v Speaker 5>And they just like called 911 to be like, so

0:28:21.480 --> 0:28:22.280
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what.

0:28:22.859 --> 0:28:26.290
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you. So you're telling me there's a puma

0:28:26.430 --> 0:28:28.810
<v Speaker 2>in your backyard? That is correct.

0:28:29.430 --> 0:28:30.130
<v Speaker 3>Right.

0:28:30.150 --> 0:28:32.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay. I know who it is. So now you know

0:28:32.140 --> 0:28:35.840
<v Speaker 2>who it is. Okay. Got it. And so he was like,

0:28:35.880 --> 0:28:38.300
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you guys do, but I'm just here.

0:28:38.340 --> 0:28:40.410
<v Speaker 4>I'm calling to let you know it's here.

0:28:40.450 --> 0:28:42.970
<v Speaker 2>And I just, I don't know what to do. And

0:28:42.990 --> 0:28:44.170
<v Speaker 2>they go, we got it from here.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

0:28:46.650 --> 0:28:48.489
<v Speaker 2>Blazed it.

0:28:48.530 --> 0:28:52.520
<v Speaker 3>I mean, they know this dude eats raccoons and shit.

0:28:52.600 --> 0:28:55.180
<v Speaker 3>It's the fact that he was eating it in someone's backyard.

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:57.800
<v Speaker 5>It was just where it shouldn't have been, basically, in

0:28:57.820 --> 0:29:01.670
<v Speaker 5>a highly populated area, super dense. And they followed it,

0:29:01.710 --> 0:29:04.570
<v Speaker 5>and they were like, we can't have it here with

0:29:04.730 --> 0:29:05.670
<v Speaker 5>kids and shit.

0:29:05.890 --> 0:29:06.470
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, true.

0:29:06.790 --> 0:29:11.100
<v Speaker 1>I do believe that towards the end, P-22 had mange

0:29:11.180 --> 0:29:14.850
<v Speaker 1>or whatever, started to go kind of insane, and there

0:29:14.890 --> 0:29:16.230
<v Speaker 1>were ring videos of.

0:29:16.710 --> 0:29:17.810
<v Speaker 4>the mountain lion.

0:29:17.610 --> 0:29:20.970
<v Speaker 1>Actually like grabbing people's dogs while they're walking them like

0:29:20.990 --> 0:29:24.360
<v Speaker 1>on leash. So it just started to lose its mind

0:29:24.400 --> 0:29:27.480
<v Speaker 1>a little bit and get really hungry and start just

0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 1>swooping little dogs up.

0:29:29.240 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:29:29.820 --> 0:29:30.800
<v Speaker 4>I don't think people really.

0:29:30.880 --> 0:29:32.020
<v Speaker 2>We know who got killed.

0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:32.500
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:29:32.700 --> 0:29:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Which was a shame.

0:29:33.530 --> 0:29:35.730
<v Speaker 5>And then everyone came out of the woodworks because we

0:29:35.890 --> 0:29:37.709
<v Speaker 5>are so bored as a society.

0:29:37.910 --> 0:29:40.490
<v Speaker 2>We're so desperate to just belong to something. that the

0:29:40.590 --> 0:29:43.910
<v Speaker 2>P-22 movement, people... There was a movement?

0:29:43.990 --> 0:29:44.580
<v Speaker 4>What is it?

0:29:44.890 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean, of course, people are.

0:29:46.620 --> 0:29:50.540
<v Speaker 5>Dude, when P-22 died, people, like, lost it. People, like,

0:29:50.630 --> 0:29:53.520
<v Speaker 5>showed up at, like, a vigil to be like, oh,

0:29:53.560 --> 0:29:56.820
<v Speaker 5>my God. You didn't give a fuck the day before.

0:29:57.360 --> 0:29:57.860
<v Speaker 2>Suddenly.

0:29:59.000 --> 0:30:02.040
<v Speaker 5>Fucking people are putting up stuff on Instagram just to

0:30:02.060 --> 0:30:03.000
<v Speaker 5>be like, I was there.

0:30:03.020 --> 0:30:03.820
<v Speaker 2>I was part of it.

0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 4>I knew P22.

0:30:05.240 --> 0:30:08.980
<v Speaker 3>I didn't... I mean, I liked watching the videos, but

0:30:09.580 --> 0:30:12.790
<v Speaker 3>I lived in that neighborhood. How terrifying would that be

0:30:13.140 --> 0:30:15.870
<v Speaker 3>if you came out at 1 o'clock in the morning

0:30:15.890 --> 0:30:18.530
<v Speaker 3>to get something from your car, and there's just a

0:30:18.750 --> 0:30:19.550
<v Speaker 3>mountain lion?

0:30:19.650 --> 0:30:21.430
<v Speaker 2>I think about it every time.

0:30:21.450 --> 0:30:22.850
<v Speaker 4>That thing was fucking huge.

0:30:22.990 --> 0:30:23.270
<v Speaker 5>Huge.

0:30:23.350 --> 0:30:25.010
<v Speaker 4>There's just a mountain lion behind it.

0:30:25.010 --> 0:30:25.610
<v Speaker 2>200 pounder.

0:30:25.650 --> 0:30:29.110
<v Speaker 1>The fact I didn't get killed, like, you know... Tebow

0:30:29.150 --> 0:30:32.120
<v Speaker 1>was my neighbor, so I would walk home at 2

0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 1>in the morning, stumbling.

0:30:34.100 --> 0:30:38.740
<v Speaker 4>Every day. I'm like, that mountain lion? You've broken bones

0:30:38.840 --> 0:30:39.780
<v Speaker 4>on that ride home.

0:30:39.800 --> 0:30:39.870
<v Speaker 8>Yes.

0:30:39.880 --> 0:30:41.500
<v Speaker 4>This is true. Absolutely.

0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:45.450
<v Speaker 1>Because garbage cans need to be fluorescent. They shouldn't be black.

0:30:46.150 --> 0:30:46.490
<v Speaker 1>That's right.

0:30:46.510 --> 0:30:47.650
<v Speaker 2>They're blue.

0:30:47.690 --> 0:30:49.790
<v Speaker 1>They're very hard to see at night when you're on

0:30:49.830 --> 0:30:52.990
<v Speaker 1>a bike and you have margaritas and you're also texting.

0:30:53.430 --> 0:30:54.370
<v Speaker 4>So please.

0:30:54.970 --> 0:30:55.229
<v Speaker 2>Fair enough.

0:30:55.250 --> 0:30:55.630
<v Speaker 3>Please.

0:30:56.340 --> 0:30:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Make the goddamn cans glow in the dark or something.

0:30:59.680 --> 0:31:01.590
<v Speaker 5>I think the mountain lion was watching you just like

0:31:01.630 --> 0:31:03.570
<v Speaker 5>picking his teeth like, look at this motherfucker.

0:31:03.630 --> 0:31:04.230
<v Speaker 2>Yes, bro.

0:31:04.250 --> 0:31:05.990
<v Speaker 4>The mountain lion was just on the side of the

0:31:06.030 --> 0:31:07.130
<v Speaker 4>hill just going, nah.

0:31:07.150 --> 0:31:13.350
<v Speaker 2>I can't eat this fucking sad motherfucker. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. Oh, shit.

0:31:13.390 --> 0:31:16.300
<v Speaker 2>Somebody help me. Somebody get him.

0:31:16.580 --> 0:31:18.280
<v Speaker 1>I should just jump in front of his ass and

0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:19.660
<v Speaker 1>make him shit himself, dude.

0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:21.460
<v Speaker 4>That would be hilarious.

0:31:22.300 --> 0:31:25.360
<v Speaker 1>I probably came face-to-face with him, and I just don't

0:31:25.400 --> 0:31:26.080
<v Speaker 1>even recall.

0:31:28.620 --> 0:31:32.090
<v Speaker 2>No, people would post pictures of him, like, in their, like, vestibules.

0:31:32.150 --> 0:31:34.209
<v Speaker 5>Like, you know how there's, like, indoor-outdoor kind of, like,

0:31:34.250 --> 0:31:38.590
<v Speaker 5>situations in California architecture? Like, people would have, like, he'd be, like,

0:31:39.190 --> 0:31:42.530
<v Speaker 5>posted up right outside their, like, kitchen door window.

0:31:42.930 --> 0:31:46.730
<v Speaker 2>Just, like, big-ass eyeballs. And I'm like, every time I

0:31:46.750 --> 0:31:48.940
<v Speaker 2>go out, of my house like to take the garbage

0:31:48.980 --> 0:31:49.580
<v Speaker 2>out i'm like.

0:31:49.620 --> 0:31:52.200
<v Speaker 5>Be ready how i'm going out wow be ready look

0:31:52.220 --> 0:31:55.430
<v Speaker 5>for the eyes listen feel the ground.

0:31:55.530 --> 0:31:58.710
<v Speaker 1>Yeah i don't fuck with uh with wild cats we

0:31:58.750 --> 0:32:01.890
<v Speaker 1>talked about like the defense against them but they prefer

0:32:01.910 --> 0:32:05.590
<v Speaker 1>to attack from the behind they don't they don't come

0:32:05.670 --> 0:32:07.830
<v Speaker 1>right at you they they pounce on you and you

0:32:07.870 --> 0:32:10.710
<v Speaker 1>don't like that no man surprise attacks.

0:32:10.330 --> 0:32:12.020
<v Speaker 2>No they do they do watch you for a while

0:32:12.060 --> 0:32:13.780
<v Speaker 2>before they do anything because they gotta suss you.

0:32:13.720 --> 0:32:15.770
<v Speaker 4>Out yeah And then they wait till you turn your back.

0:32:15.970 --> 0:32:16.590
<v Speaker 2>Fall off your bike.

0:32:16.610 --> 0:32:17.310
<v Speaker 4>They jump on you.

0:32:17.370 --> 0:32:18.630
<v Speaker 2>And there's like, you're too sus.

0:32:18.710 --> 0:32:20.900
<v Speaker 1>They jump on you and they tear your lungs out.

0:32:21.410 --> 0:32:25.250
<v Speaker 3>We have poisonous snakes down here at the beach that

0:32:25.270 --> 0:32:29.130
<v Speaker 3>have just now popped up because of the warm El

0:32:29.150 --> 0:32:29.750
<v Speaker 3>Nino waters.

0:32:29.790 --> 0:32:32.370
<v Speaker 4>The El Nino is causing some shit to happen.

0:32:32.390 --> 0:32:32.670
<v Speaker 2>Ocean snakes.

0:32:32.690 --> 0:32:33.070
<v Speaker 4>Ocean snakes.

0:32:33.110 --> 0:32:33.630
<v Speaker 2>Water snakes.

0:32:33.650 --> 0:32:37.100
<v Speaker 4>Water snakes, which— Sea snakes. Sea snakes. That's exactly right.

0:32:37.180 --> 0:32:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:32:37.680 --> 0:32:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Are sea snakes— you' re saying they're poisonous?

0:32:40.140 --> 0:32:40.860
<v Speaker 2>Smell snakes. Yes.

0:32:40.900 --> 0:32:41.680
<v Speaker 4>They're, like, venomous?

0:32:41.820 --> 0:32:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

0:32:42.160 --> 0:32:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, they are.

0:32:42.660 --> 0:32:46.180
<v Speaker 4>And they're aggressive? I mean, if you step on one, yeah.

0:32:46.260 --> 0:32:46.900
<v Speaker 4>I don't like that.

0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:47.140
<v Speaker 2>Mm-hmm.

0:32:47.480 --> 0:32:50.370
<v Speaker 1>Because wasn't I seeing like, there was like a hammerhead

0:32:50.450 --> 0:32:51.930
<v Speaker 1>shark out there recently.

0:32:52.270 --> 0:32:52.710
<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

0:32:52.770 --> 0:32:55.650
<v Speaker 3>We've got some hammerhead spottings, which is so cool. That's

0:32:55.710 --> 0:32:57.870
<v Speaker 3>the one shark I really want to see. That's the

0:32:57.950 --> 0:32:59.830
<v Speaker 3>coolest fucking shark, dude.

0:32:59.870 --> 0:33:00.670
<v Speaker 4>They are the coolest.

0:33:00.690 --> 0:33:02.590
<v Speaker 2>Would you rather get eaten by a bear or a

0:33:02.610 --> 0:33:03.550
<v Speaker 2>hammerhead shark?

0:33:04.710 --> 0:33:05.770
<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's a really good.

0:33:08.390 --> 0:33:11.520
<v Speaker 3>I mean, a hammerhead shark, that's so specific. So that

0:33:11.920 --> 0:33:13.739
<v Speaker 3>makes it a little funnier if you're just going for

0:33:13.800 --> 0:33:17.770
<v Speaker 3>funny deaths. But getting attacked by a shark underwater and

0:33:17.790 --> 0:33:19.430
<v Speaker 3>you can't breathe on top.

0:33:19.210 --> 0:33:20.150
<v Speaker 4>Of it, not cool.

0:33:20.230 --> 0:33:21.590
<v Speaker 2>You can't breathe. Yeah, go ahead.

0:33:21.610 --> 0:33:24.270
<v Speaker 3>Because I feel like if you get maimed, you get mauled,

0:33:24.430 --> 0:33:26.870
<v Speaker 3>and your guts are... You at least have a few

0:33:26.910 --> 0:33:29.680
<v Speaker 3>moments to be like, quickly, let me think of my

0:33:29.720 --> 0:33:30.300
<v Speaker 3>wife and kids.

0:33:30.720 --> 0:33:33.120
<v Speaker 4>As you're shading and pissing. You're like, quick, quick, let

0:33:33.140 --> 0:33:34.000
<v Speaker 4>me think of something.

0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:35.380
<v Speaker 2>Okay, got it.

0:33:35.420 --> 0:33:37.820
<v Speaker 4>I feel like with the drowning, you won't even be

0:33:37.880 --> 0:33:38.320
<v Speaker 4>able to have.

0:33:39.920 --> 0:33:41.180
<v Speaker 4>You're not thinking of wife and kids.

0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:44.200
<v Speaker 5>Because you're just going... Wife and kids, they're up there.

0:33:44.260 --> 0:33:47.420
<v Speaker 5>But before that is just seven moments of air.

0:33:48.000 --> 0:33:50.810
<v Speaker 2>I need air. Gotta have air. Gotta have air. I

0:33:50.900 --> 0:33:51.380
<v Speaker 2>don't have air.

0:33:51.440 --> 0:33:53.850
<v Speaker 4>Don't have air. I'm going to die. Is there enough

0:33:53.870 --> 0:33:54.810
<v Speaker 4>time to think wife, kids?

0:33:54.830 --> 0:33:57.810
<v Speaker 2>Wife, kids, kids, kids. Somebody help me!

0:33:57.910 --> 0:33:59.830
<v Speaker 4>Is it enough time to quickly think of wife and

0:33:59.850 --> 0:34:00.890
<v Speaker 4>kids and parents?

0:34:01.190 --> 0:34:01.410
<v Speaker 7>No.

0:34:01.610 --> 0:34:04.530
<v Speaker 5>I think it's after you like ingest the water and

0:34:04.550 --> 0:34:06.300
<v Speaker 5>you're like this. Yeah.

0:34:06.600 --> 0:34:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Kind of floating where you go, wife and kids. Mia Khalifa.

0:34:11.160 --> 0:34:11.299
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:34:13.060 --> 0:34:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh, fuck. Oh, no.

0:34:15.260 --> 0:34:15.640
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:34:15.780 --> 0:34:17.180
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no.

0:34:17.200 --> 0:34:21.200
<v Speaker 4>I thought I had another few seconds.

0:34:21.300 --> 0:34:23.620
<v Speaker 2>I thought I had more time. I thought I was

0:34:23.640 --> 0:34:25.140
<v Speaker 2>going to think of my wife and kids.

0:34:25.680 --> 0:34:26.340
<v Speaker 4>Oh, fuck.

0:34:26.739 --> 0:34:29.020
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to hell.

0:34:29.120 --> 0:34:30.239
<v Speaker 5>Air. Air. Air.

0:34:30.260 --> 0:34:33.980
<v Speaker 2>Air. Well, I guess I should think of me, Khalifa.

0:34:34.600 --> 0:34:35.020
<v Speaker 8>No.

0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:37.440
<v Speaker 6>Oh, boy. Oh, fuck.

0:34:38.730 --> 0:34:41.190
<v Speaker 4>What does my wife even look like?

0:34:41.730 --> 0:34:43.450
<v Speaker 2>All that's coming up is Mia Khalifa.

0:34:43.570 --> 0:34:44.009
<v Speaker 1>Oh, shit.

0:34:44.230 --> 0:34:46.650
<v Speaker 2>What are my kids' names? I'm really trying to access.

0:34:47.870 --> 0:34:49.670
<v Speaker 4>I'm really trying to access a memory.

0:34:49.790 --> 0:34:54.900
<v Speaker 5>God damn it. You just remember such a specific porno name,

0:34:55.340 --> 0:34:56.500
<v Speaker 5>and you're like.

0:34:56.520 --> 0:35:00.440
<v Speaker 2>I know I had children. Their names are right there.

0:35:00.460 --> 0:35:02.880
<v Speaker 4>Their names are right tip of my tongue, top of

0:35:02.920 --> 0:35:03.219
<v Speaker 4>my teeth.

0:35:03.239 --> 0:35:03.850
<v Speaker 2>My daughter, Mia.

0:35:03.900 --> 0:35:04.220
<v Speaker 8>Mia?

0:35:04.239 --> 0:35:05.020
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:35:06.110 --> 0:35:06.830
<v Speaker 2>Is it Mia?

0:35:07.050 --> 0:35:09.070
<v Speaker 5>It's like when someone says, like, what's her name? And

0:35:09.110 --> 0:35:11.730
<v Speaker 5>then somebody else says a name. And you're like, well,

0:35:11.850 --> 0:35:13.330
<v Speaker 5>the only name I can think of is that name.

0:35:13.750 --> 0:35:15.470
<v Speaker 5>And it's not that. It's something else.

0:35:15.680 --> 0:35:19.339
<v Speaker 1>You actually survived the shark attack, honey. And the first

0:35:19.380 --> 0:35:23.120
<v Speaker 1>thing you said when you woke up was Mia.

0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:24.759
<v Speaker 4>You said Mia Khalifa?

0:35:24.780 --> 0:35:30.800
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no. I was saying, I was saying me, me, I, me, I,

0:35:31.020 --> 0:35:36.370
<v Speaker 2>almost Khalifa my life. Mia Khalifa. That's what I meant.

0:35:37.290 --> 0:35:37.810
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

0:35:37.850 --> 0:35:40.860
<v Speaker 1>It's just shark bite. It's just completely fucked my shit up.

0:35:40.950 --> 0:35:41.570
<v Speaker 2>What is it?

0:35:41.590 --> 0:35:41.830
<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

0:35:41.850 --> 0:35:43.850
<v Speaker 2>It really threw me for a loop, this shark bite.

0:35:43.969 --> 0:35:50.169
<v Speaker 2>I said Mia Calabria. I was saying Mia Calabria. Mia Cachava.

0:35:50.230 --> 0:35:52.770
<v Speaker 2>I'm hungry. Give me a Cachava. And it's one of.

0:35:52.790 --> 0:35:55.790
<v Speaker 3>Those accidents where you now have to pretend that you

0:35:56.130 --> 0:35:58.050
<v Speaker 3>only can speak Italian.

0:35:58.650 --> 0:36:00.030
<v Speaker 2>You know how people.

0:35:59.750 --> 0:36:02.050
<v Speaker 3>Get hit in the head and then suddenly they're speaking

0:36:02.130 --> 0:36:03.970
<v Speaker 3>Cantonese and you're like, what the fuck?

0:36:05.130 --> 0:36:08.129
<v Speaker 2>Oh, God. Now I just... I took it like.

0:36:09.710 --> 0:36:11.549
<v Speaker 2>I took it like this. Now you're going to take

0:36:11.570 --> 0:36:12.710
<v Speaker 2>it like this all the time.

0:36:12.730 --> 0:36:17.180
<v Speaker 6>They're like, I just wish he would have died.

0:36:18.540 --> 0:36:20.359
<v Speaker 2>I just kind of wish he would have died.

0:36:20.860 --> 0:36:23.420
<v Speaker 4>I thought we had an out clause there. Damn it.

0:36:25.070 --> 0:36:28.230
<v Speaker 2>Mia attacked by a hammerhead shark.

0:36:28.570 --> 0:36:29.570
<v Speaker 4>Oh, now he's canceled.

0:36:29.610 --> 0:36:31.380
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe it. He look like a man.

0:36:31.390 --> 0:36:34.300
<v Speaker 4>So to answer your question, I think probably a bear.

0:36:34.340 --> 0:36:36.460
<v Speaker 2>Mia can't believe it. Probably a bear. Okay, yeah.

0:36:36.820 --> 0:36:37.460
<v Speaker 4>I think so too.

0:36:37.540 --> 0:36:41.299
<v Speaker 3>Probably a bear because under the water, that seems like

0:36:41.340 --> 0:36:42.560
<v Speaker 3>a little … That's scary.

0:36:43.060 --> 0:36:46.819
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I don't like that. Yeah, that's not ideal. You

0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:48.640
<v Speaker 4>at least want to take a last couple pictures.

0:36:49.380 --> 0:36:53.150
<v Speaker 5>Gasping breaths yeah you want to look the animal in

0:36:53.170 --> 0:36:55.290
<v Speaker 5>the eye and have that exchange where they know and

0:36:55.330 --> 0:36:57.609
<v Speaker 5>you know and you go my energy is.

0:36:57.590 --> 0:37:00.100
<v Speaker 4>Now yours oh yeah.

0:36:59.820 --> 0:37:03.500
<v Speaker 3>And the bear is like no hard feelings there would

0:37:03.540 --> 0:37:06.060
<v Speaker 3>be none there would be none unless.

0:37:05.840 --> 0:37:08.029
<v Speaker 7>It was in just like a little fist bump unless it.

0:37:08.010 --> 0:37:12.040
<v Speaker 3>Was in my backyard Then you're a little bit like, dude,

0:37:12.260 --> 0:37:14.180
<v Speaker 3>I was just grilling.

0:37:14.500 --> 0:37:15.140
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly.

0:37:15.160 --> 0:37:17.299
<v Speaker 3>And then the wife's going to have to clean this up,

0:37:17.590 --> 0:37:20.229
<v Speaker 3>and she'll be bummed because I'm her husband and mother

0:37:20.310 --> 0:37:22.049
<v Speaker 3>of her children, you know?

0:37:23.370 --> 0:37:25.390
<v Speaker 2>Father. Mother? Wait a minute.

0:37:25.570 --> 0:37:27.110
<v Speaker 4>Father. What is she telling you?

0:37:27.130 --> 0:37:27.650
<v Speaker 2>It's so funny.

0:37:27.670 --> 0:37:29.830
<v Speaker 4>What is she telling you, man? Father.

0:37:30.270 --> 0:37:32.750
<v Speaker 2>You knew what I meant to say. I thought I did.

0:37:32.790 --> 0:37:34.229
<v Speaker 2>Something just happened. I don't know, man.

0:37:34.270 --> 0:37:35.050
<v Speaker 4>That was weird.

0:37:35.390 --> 0:37:35.930
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:37:36.670 --> 0:37:38.319
<v Speaker 4>Some junior situation here.

0:37:38.920 --> 0:37:41.600
<v Speaker 5>The bear's also like, I know you were grilling. I

0:37:41.800 --> 0:37:44.100
<v Speaker 5>actually came here. I smelled the food.

0:37:44.160 --> 0:37:45.319
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was coming here for burgers.

0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:48.259
<v Speaker 5>You started hitting me with the spatula thing?

0:37:48.280 --> 0:37:48.480
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

0:37:48.680 --> 0:37:50.540
<v Speaker 4>So he's a yogi bear situation.

0:37:50.560 --> 0:37:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think that's just honey, right? No, no, no.

0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:53.860
<v Speaker 4>That's Winnie the Pooh.

0:37:54.090 --> 0:37:55.150
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're right.

0:37:55.170 --> 0:37:55.489
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry.

0:37:55.510 --> 0:38:01.810
<v Speaker 2>Yogi was all about the pick-a-nick-back-a. Pick-a-nick-back-a. Whoa. Pick-a-nick-baskets. Pick-a-nick-baskets. Pick-a-nick-baskets.

0:38:02.070 --> 0:38:05.410
<v Speaker 4>Man, I love you. You wake up from a coma

0:38:05.450 --> 0:38:07.130
<v Speaker 4>and you just yogi the bear.

0:38:07.210 --> 0:38:07.350
<v Speaker 5>Man.

0:38:07.710 --> 0:38:09.830
<v Speaker 2>Hello. Hey, boo-boo. Hey, boo-boo.

0:38:09.969 --> 0:38:10.230
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:38:10.310 --> 0:38:10.750
<v Speaker 4>Dang.

0:38:11.330 --> 0:38:14.010
<v Speaker 1>Actually, now that we're talking about things we've never watched,

0:38:14.110 --> 0:38:16.140
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've ever watched an episode of Yogi

0:38:16.160 --> 0:38:16.560
<v Speaker 1>the Bear.

0:38:16.840 --> 0:38:20.620
<v Speaker 4>The hell is that show about? It's not Yogi the Bear,

0:38:20.640 --> 0:38:21.400
<v Speaker 4>is it? What is it?

0:38:21.440 --> 0:38:23.600
<v Speaker 2>It's Yogi Bear. Yogi the Bear?

0:38:24.000 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 4>Dude, I don't know.

0:38:25.660 --> 0:38:28.420
<v Speaker 3>This is a Mandela effect situation.

0:38:28.940 --> 0:38:29.200
<v Speaker 6>Yes.

0:38:30.060 --> 0:38:32.640
<v Speaker 2>This is a Berenstain bear. Every bear, I'm like, wait

0:38:32.700 --> 0:38:33.050
<v Speaker 2>a second.

0:38:33.110 --> 0:38:35.430
<v Speaker 5>Was it Winnie the Pooh or was it Winnie Pooh?

0:38:35.810 --> 0:38:36.430
<v Speaker 1>Right.

0:38:36.930 --> 0:38:37.950
<v Speaker 4>It's the Pooh.

0:38:38.050 --> 0:38:39.510
<v Speaker 2>I think, was the show called?

0:38:39.870 --> 0:38:40.469
<v Speaker 4>Jellystone?

0:38:40.550 --> 0:38:42.810
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's where they lived, but yeah.

0:38:42.890 --> 0:38:46.790
<v Speaker 4>The Huckleberry Hound Show. Oh, that show. I do remember

0:38:46.830 --> 0:38:49.230
<v Speaker 4>that guy. He was cool. No, this isn't Yogi the

0:38:49.530 --> 0:38:52.140
<v Speaker 4>Yogi Bear. That is not Yogi Bear.

0:38:52.280 --> 0:38:53.680
<v Speaker 2>It was all Hanna-Barbera, no?

0:38:53.700 --> 0:38:56.339
<v Speaker 4>Well, it's Hanna-Barbera. It doesn't mean it's the Huckleberry Hound Show.

0:38:56.719 --> 0:38:58.840
<v Speaker 5>Well, is that where he started? Like how the Simpsons

0:38:58.860 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 5>started on Tracy Allman? Now we're not talking about Tracy Allman.

0:39:01.480 --> 0:39:05.700
<v Speaker 4>I think it was just Yogi. The Yogi Bears show.

0:39:06.060 --> 0:39:06.700
<v Speaker 1>The Yogi Bears show.

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:09.600
<v Speaker 5>And who came first? Yogi Berra, the baseball player? And

0:39:09.620 --> 0:39:10.759
<v Speaker 5>then they were like, that's kind of funny.

0:39:10.840 --> 0:39:11.560
<v Speaker 4>I do believe.

0:39:11.580 --> 0:39:12.280
<v Speaker 2>Yogi Berra?

0:39:12.360 --> 0:39:12.990
<v Speaker 4>I do believe so.

0:39:13.000 --> 0:39:13.660
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy.

0:39:13.719 --> 0:39:14.320
<v Speaker 4>I do believe.

0:39:14.340 --> 0:39:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine if they were like, oh, Adam Navarro.

0:39:16.140 --> 0:39:19.259
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of funny. What about Adam? Go off. Keep going.

0:39:19.590 --> 0:39:25.190
<v Speaker 2>The Vine, and it's about a fucking jungle. Adam the Vine,

0:39:25.250 --> 0:39:26.150
<v Speaker 2>and it's just like.

0:39:26.170 --> 0:39:29.609
<v Speaker 4>I don't think they would pick Adam Levine, for sure.

0:39:29.670 --> 0:39:33.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Okay, so it's just like a living, breathing ravine.

0:39:33.560 --> 0:39:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Adam the Ravine.

0:39:35.300 --> 0:39:35.980
<v Speaker 4>He's locked in.

0:39:43.160 --> 0:39:46.610
<v Speaker 3>I was just in Hollywood, and I found the artist

0:39:46.690 --> 0:39:47.089
<v Speaker 3>that drew.

0:39:47.110 --> 0:39:48.340
<v Speaker 2>What do you call that one.

0:39:50.250 --> 0:39:53.450
<v Speaker 4>You're directing something and you go frame by frame. Storyboard.

0:39:53.510 --> 0:39:54.390
<v Speaker 4>Storyboard artist.

0:39:55.510 --> 0:39:55.810
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

0:39:56.170 --> 0:40:00.230
<v Speaker 3>They thought that Adam Levine was the star of Bumper

0:40:00.270 --> 0:40:03.770
<v Speaker 3>in Berlin. And so they just drew Adam Levine in

0:40:03.850 --> 0:40:09.270
<v Speaker 3>every frame. I got there and it's just photo, like

0:40:09.310 --> 0:40:14.900
<v Speaker 3>hand-drawn images of Adam Levine everywhere. Dude, I thought they

0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:16.799
<v Speaker 3>were punking me and they were like, no, it's just

0:40:16.820 --> 0:40:21.279
<v Speaker 3>this one woman thought. Read your name and it was

0:40:21.380 --> 0:40:22.760
<v Speaker 3>Adam Levine in her brain.

0:40:23.340 --> 0:40:25.500
<v Speaker 2>That is, not to bring him back an old joke,

0:40:25.540 --> 0:40:26.600
<v Speaker 2>but that's grounds.

0:40:27.140 --> 0:40:29.469
<v Speaker 5>Like you don't, is this when you were like going

0:40:29.489 --> 0:40:31.589
<v Speaker 5>to be starring in the bumper show?

0:40:31.730 --> 0:40:32.750
<v Speaker 4>Yes.

0:40:33.070 --> 0:40:36.359
<v Speaker 5>You shelve that. You go, we actually don't have these.

0:40:37.070 --> 0:40:38.360
<v Speaker 5>We don't have the storyboards.

0:40:38.860 --> 0:40:42.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, it was given to me as a gift, as

0:40:42.420 --> 0:40:45.439
<v Speaker 3>a wrap gift. And it's now framed in my house.

0:40:45.480 --> 0:40:46.950
<v Speaker 4>As a joke. No, it wasn't as a joke.

0:40:46.969 --> 0:40:49.290
<v Speaker 2>It was done. No, no, no, no. It was given

0:40:49.330 --> 0:40:51.969
<v Speaker 2>to you as a, you'll think this is funny. Because

0:40:51.989 --> 0:40:53.069
<v Speaker 2>I do. Got it. But it is.

0:40:53.090 --> 0:40:55.250
<v Speaker 1>Pretty funny after the fact. After she was fired.

0:40:55.350 --> 0:40:58.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It's hilarious. Yeah. No, I think it was a

0:40:58.140 --> 0:40:58.900
<v Speaker 2>loss of translation.

0:40:58.940 --> 0:41:01.300
<v Speaker 4>She was, you know, German.

0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:05.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes.

0:41:05.140 --> 0:41:07.439
<v Speaker 4>You got to cut some slack there. Yeah, for sure.

0:41:07.880 --> 0:41:08.620
<v Speaker 4>Slack was cut.

0:41:08.640 --> 0:41:12.020
<v Speaker 1>What did you just pop in your mouth there?

0:41:12.040 --> 0:41:14.220
<v Speaker 4>What are you eating on the pod? Come on, bro.

0:41:14.340 --> 0:41:16.450
<v Speaker 4>This guy can't wait one hour before.

0:41:16.469 --> 0:41:19.029
<v Speaker 2>What are you eating, man?

0:41:19.050 --> 0:41:20.650
<v Speaker 4>What are you eating right now, dude?

0:41:21.050 --> 0:41:21.250
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:41:21.570 --> 0:41:22.010
<v Speaker 2>Chocolate.

0:41:22.190 --> 0:41:25.150
<v Speaker 4>You're just eating chunks of chocolate? What kind of chocolate?

0:41:25.210 --> 0:41:27.310
<v Speaker 2>I told you, dude. That is wild behavior.

0:41:27.370 --> 0:41:27.930
<v Speaker 4>That is some.

0:41:29.370 --> 0:41:30.110
<v Speaker 4>Elite shit.

0:41:30.350 --> 0:41:33.800
<v Speaker 3>That is some grandfather type stuff. Yeah, like granddad's chocolates.

0:41:34.180 --> 0:41:35.100
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, absolutely.

0:41:35.140 --> 0:41:38.240
<v Speaker 5>Dude, my great uncle had like little bowls of chocolate

0:41:38.260 --> 0:41:40.160
<v Speaker 5>just around the crib so he could just walk around

0:41:40.200 --> 0:41:40.440
<v Speaker 5>and go.

0:41:41.920 --> 0:41:46.140
<v Speaker 4>Was he, did he battle obesity? Was he like, no.

0:41:46.480 --> 0:41:46.979
<v Speaker 2>Rail thin?

0:41:48.280 --> 0:41:48.750
<v Speaker 4>Or just a.

0:41:48.739 --> 0:41:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, basically. Little pot belly like an old guy.

0:41:51.300 --> 0:41:53.299
<v Speaker 4>Do you eat a lot of chocolate? Hey, it must

0:41:53.320 --> 0:41:53.720
<v Speaker 4>be nice.

0:41:53.739 --> 0:41:56.049
<v Speaker 1>Do you eat a lot of chocolate and you notoriously

0:41:56.650 --> 0:41:59.500
<v Speaker 1>brush your teeth What, once every two days or whatever?

0:41:59.520 --> 0:42:03.020
<v Speaker 4>Are you getting cavities?

0:42:03.040 --> 0:42:03.779
<v Speaker 2>What are we doing?

0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Because I just went to the dentist.

0:42:05.960 --> 0:42:08.480
<v Speaker 4>I got fucking two more cavities, man.

0:42:08.500 --> 0:42:12.710
<v Speaker 2>I have had cavities, but they're very, very rare. I

0:42:12.770 --> 0:42:14.549
<v Speaker 2>never had them as a kid. I think I had

0:42:14.590 --> 0:42:16.270
<v Speaker 2>a couple in my 20s. I don't get them.

0:42:16.290 --> 0:42:19.509
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if I just have like Irish teeth or

0:42:19.590 --> 0:42:21.589
<v Speaker 1>some shit or something weird like that.

0:42:21.940 --> 0:42:24.500
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, classic Irish teeth.

0:42:24.520 --> 0:42:28.439
<v Speaker 1>That has nothing to do with being Irish. I thought

0:42:28.480 --> 0:42:30.740
<v Speaker 1>everybody in Great Britain fucking.

0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:33.950
<v Speaker 4>Had bad teeth. Ireland isn't in Great Britain.

0:42:34.030 --> 0:42:36.730
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it is. And I brush my teeth every morning

0:42:37.270 --> 0:42:38.630
<v Speaker 2>just for the fucking.

0:42:38.690 --> 0:42:39.350
<v Speaker 4>I have no idea.

0:42:39.430 --> 0:42:41.190
<v Speaker 2>If Rumi locked in... Isn't Great Britain.

0:42:41.350 --> 0:42:43.110
<v Speaker 5>And you can't just talk over me saying that I

0:42:43.130 --> 0:42:44.010
<v Speaker 5>brush them every morning.

0:42:44.390 --> 0:42:46.190
<v Speaker 2>This needs to be stated and heard.

0:42:46.250 --> 0:42:48.930
<v Speaker 1>Great Britain is the United Kingdom, right? Aren't they the

0:42:48.969 --> 0:42:55.310
<v Speaker 1>same thing? Great Britain and United Kingdom? It's... Scotland, England, Wales, Ireland.

0:42:56.050 --> 0:42:57.230
<v Speaker 4>Am I forgetting one?

0:42:57.250 --> 0:42:58.069
<v Speaker 2>Wales, yeah.

0:42:58.690 --> 0:43:01.290
<v Speaker 3>The independent country of Ireland is not part of Great

0:43:01.330 --> 0:43:03.030
<v Speaker 3>Britain or the United Kingdom.

0:43:03.050 --> 0:43:04.330
<v Speaker 2>So, fuck.

0:43:04.469 --> 0:43:05.390
<v Speaker 4>Write the fuck off.

0:43:05.430 --> 0:43:08.130
<v Speaker 1>Well, it was at one point, wasn't it? Wasn't it

0:43:08.210 --> 0:43:08.629
<v Speaker 1>at one point?

0:43:08.670 --> 0:43:09.530
<v Speaker 4>You just went there.

0:43:09.570 --> 0:43:12.610
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's not now, motherfucker. Edward the Longshanks up here. Okay,

0:43:12.690 --> 0:43:13.090
<v Speaker 2>all right.

0:43:13.250 --> 0:43:16.430
<v Speaker 4>It's not now. And by the way, I don't like

0:43:16.450 --> 0:43:17.759
<v Speaker 4>that you said Irish teeth.

0:43:18.360 --> 0:43:21.830
<v Speaker 3>Irish teeth, dude. Because I have Irish teeth. And my

0:43:21.870 --> 0:43:23.950
<v Speaker 3>teeth are fucking great, okay?

0:43:23.969 --> 0:43:26.989
<v Speaker 4>When Irish teeth are rotten. Do you? Come on.

0:43:27.150 --> 0:43:29.200
<v Speaker 5>I thought, did we find out you were not Irish

0:43:29.410 --> 0:43:31.739
<v Speaker 5>or Italian or something? What was it when you did your, like,

0:43:32.060 --> 0:43:32.560
<v Speaker 5>your dad?

0:43:32.600 --> 0:43:35.980
<v Speaker 4>No, that was my mother always said. My mom always said.

0:43:36.000 --> 0:43:38.400
<v Speaker 2>Me mom? I was right there.

0:43:39.400 --> 0:43:39.920
<v Speaker 4>Me mom?

0:43:39.980 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Me mama.

0:43:40.920 --> 0:43:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Always said that she was part.

0:43:44.980 --> 0:43:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Me a califa.

0:43:46.040 --> 0:43:49.219
<v Speaker 4>And she would say it like this. She was part Indian.

0:43:51.460 --> 0:43:52.400
<v Speaker 4>She would say Indian.

0:43:52.840 --> 0:43:55.000
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, what? That shit's important.

0:43:55.020 --> 0:43:58.839
<v Speaker 3>She's like, I'm part Indian. And I'm like, I feel

0:43:58.860 --> 0:44:00.730
<v Speaker 3>like you can't say that. And she's like, well, that's

0:44:00.790 --> 0:44:03.690
<v Speaker 3>how they say it. And I am part Indian.

0:44:03.710 --> 0:44:04.770
<v Speaker 2>That's how we say it.

0:44:05.450 --> 0:44:09.910
<v Speaker 4>And then she did the 23andMe and found out she's

0:44:09.969 --> 0:44:15.430
<v Speaker 4>in no way Indian. There's no Indian. There ain't no

0:44:15.570 --> 0:44:16.410
<v Speaker 4>Indian about you.

0:44:16.469 --> 0:44:18.500
<v Speaker 5>And I do love the idea that that's how they

0:44:18.560 --> 0:44:21.469
<v Speaker 5>say it is something that she's just Guessing.

0:44:22.210 --> 0:44:24.090
<v Speaker 2>Cause she's not hanging on the res.

0:44:25.510 --> 0:44:29.070
<v Speaker 3>I mean, we're very Midwestern. You run into some Indian

0:44:29.110 --> 0:44:33.899
<v Speaker 3>people every once in a while. Native American, but, uh,

0:44:33.920 --> 0:44:35.920
<v Speaker 3>Native American, Indian comedy.

0:44:35.940 --> 0:44:38.220
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:44:38.320 --> 0:44:43.000
<v Speaker 4>There's one Indian restaurant. And by the way, we, uh,

0:44:43.020 --> 0:44:45.120
<v Speaker 4>our high school mascot, we were the Indians.

0:44:45.260 --> 0:44:45.490
<v Speaker 2>Sure.

0:44:45.760 --> 0:44:46.390
<v Speaker 4>You were.

0:44:46.489 --> 0:44:46.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:50.660
<v Speaker 4>Notoriously. Not even that notorious. Uh, We were the Indians.

0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:51.940
<v Speaker 4>No one said Indian.

0:44:52.140 --> 0:44:55.060
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I am. No one has ever said Indian. I've

0:44:55.100 --> 0:44:58.230
<v Speaker 1>heard Injun, which is like a derogatory term.

0:44:58.250 --> 0:45:02.259
<v Speaker 6>You guys, what are we up to? So bear or

0:45:02.300 --> 0:45:08.379
<v Speaker 6>hammerhead shark? Oh, my spirit animal, the hammerhead shark.

0:45:08.440 --> 0:45:11.669
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so she's not Native American even a little bit.

0:45:11.989 --> 0:45:14.210
<v Speaker 2>Oh. My mom. That's great.

0:45:14.310 --> 0:45:17.930
<v Speaker 5>But I guess I thought you thought you were Irish,

0:45:18.010 --> 0:45:19.250
<v Speaker 5>and it turns out you were Italian.

0:45:19.430 --> 0:45:20.830
<v Speaker 4>No, you've got to have to.

0:45:21.010 --> 0:45:24.220
<v Speaker 3>That's a fake Mandela effect thing happening to you.

0:45:24.390 --> 0:45:25.390
<v Speaker 4>Fake news, brother.

0:45:25.430 --> 0:45:30.680
<v Speaker 2>He's actually not that old either. He's dead. Oh, he died. Yeah,

0:45:30.739 --> 0:45:31.120
<v Speaker 2>he's done.

0:45:31.140 --> 0:45:32.380
<v Speaker 4>I want to get a 23andMe so bad.

0:45:34.969 --> 0:45:37.750
<v Speaker 1>For the longest time, I was like, I don't know.

0:45:38.110 --> 0:45:40.529
<v Speaker 2>I think you can do it right now. You can

0:45:40.550 --> 0:45:41.029
<v Speaker 2>just click on it.

0:45:41.030 --> 0:45:43.529
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you can just literally click on a button. It'll

0:45:43.550 --> 0:45:45.450
<v Speaker 4>come to your house like tomorrow. You can just do it.

0:45:45.450 --> 0:45:48.009
<v Speaker 2>Then you poop in a box. You poop? I think

0:45:48.050 --> 0:45:50.990
<v Speaker 2>it's like a hair situation. Okay. Or a spit sample.

0:45:51.010 --> 0:45:51.569
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:45:51.710 --> 0:45:53.790
<v Speaker 4>I can't get rid of my hair. I could spit

0:45:53.930 --> 0:45:54.310
<v Speaker 4>for sure.

0:45:54.430 --> 0:45:58.870
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I forgot. You have to shave your entire head. Dude.

0:45:59.170 --> 0:46:01.230
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm 23 and mead, guys.

0:46:01.310 --> 0:46:04.500
<v Speaker 3>Todd's saying it's a spit thing. Yeah, do we do

0:46:04.540 --> 0:46:07.700
<v Speaker 3>that as part of a fun thing that we have

0:46:07.719 --> 0:46:08.920
<v Speaker 3>to guess each other's?

0:46:09.120 --> 0:46:11.120
<v Speaker 4>I think that would be really cool. I would love

0:46:11.700 --> 0:46:12.800
<v Speaker 4>to do that for the pod.

0:46:12.820 --> 0:46:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Durs did. My brother did it, so I technically already

0:46:15.200 --> 0:46:15.739
<v Speaker 2>have it.

0:46:15.739 --> 0:46:15.880
<v Speaker 5>Oh, yeah.

0:46:15.900 --> 0:46:17.959
<v Speaker 4>You're afraid of what you're going to find. Well, unless

0:46:17.980 --> 0:46:19.960
<v Speaker 4>you take it and you realize you're not related to

0:46:19.980 --> 0:46:20.700
<v Speaker 4>your brother at all.

0:46:20.719 --> 0:46:22.380
<v Speaker 2>There we go. That's cool.

0:46:23.120 --> 0:46:23.990
<v Speaker 5>Oh, man.

0:46:24.050 --> 0:46:25.219
<v Speaker 4>That's like some fun things.

0:46:25.260 --> 0:46:26.810
<v Speaker 2>He is very dark.

0:46:26.989 --> 0:46:29.750
<v Speaker 4>Or if you were to take like a. Durs is Indian.

0:46:30.610 --> 0:46:33.609
<v Speaker 2>Indian. I'm not taking part of that.

0:46:35.640 --> 0:46:36.799
<v Speaker 4>If you were to take.

0:46:38.900 --> 0:46:41.239
<v Speaker 3>One of those tests, and then all of a sudden

0:46:41.260 --> 0:46:44.900
<v Speaker 3>they go and arrest your uncle or some shit, the

0:46:45.260 --> 0:46:47.540
<v Speaker 3>DNA matches, and they're like, actually, it was him that

0:46:47.560 --> 0:46:49.980
<v Speaker 3>did those murders in the late 90s.

0:46:50.200 --> 0:46:53.660
<v Speaker 2>Any take-backs? Any take-backs? The Hawkeye killers. Any apologies?

0:46:53.680 --> 0:46:56.120
<v Speaker 4>That could happen. That could happen to Durz's family.

0:46:56.140 --> 0:46:58.779
<v Speaker 2>Of course, yeah. For sure. Wouldn't that be something? Any

0:46:58.800 --> 0:47:02.700
<v Speaker 2>take-backs or apologies? I just want to punch. Eddie, take

0:47:02.719 --> 0:47:06.600
<v Speaker 2>back some apologies. Clues left behind. I mean, fucking... See ya.

0:47:07.100 --> 0:47:07.339
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:47:07.560 --> 0:47:10.620
<v Speaker 3>Ders really doesn't want to do this. We're like, yeah, actually,

0:47:10.660 --> 0:47:12.800
<v Speaker 3>they sent it to us for free. So, Ders, all

0:47:12.820 --> 0:47:14.060
<v Speaker 3>you got to do is spit it in.

0:47:14.120 --> 0:47:16.080
<v Speaker 2>No, but like... No, my brother already did it. I

0:47:16.120 --> 0:47:19.810
<v Speaker 2>don't have to do it. That is funny, but... No,

0:47:19.830 --> 0:47:20.430
<v Speaker 2>that is funny.

0:47:20.469 --> 0:47:22.190
<v Speaker 5>That would be crazy, but on a serious tip, I

0:47:22.210 --> 0:47:23.910
<v Speaker 5>heard like they're not even that accurate.

0:47:25.110 --> 0:47:26.770
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:47:26.830 --> 0:47:30.300
<v Speaker 2>Oh, seriously. On a like... You know, for real, though.

0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:32.759
<v Speaker 2>For real, though. For real serious. I mean, like, it's

0:47:32.860 --> 0:47:33.960
<v Speaker 2>all very funny, but.

0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:35.540
<v Speaker 4>It's a waste of spit.

0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:37.640
<v Speaker 2>It's seriously a good time to laugh with you guys.

0:47:37.719 --> 0:47:45.690
<v Speaker 7>But also, heard it's not that accurate. A lot of

0:47:45.710 --> 0:47:48.910
<v Speaker 7>people getting locked up for almost no reason, really. It's

0:47:48.950 --> 0:47:51.110
<v Speaker 7>really kind of a sad situation. I think I'm going

0:47:51.130 --> 0:47:52.750
<v Speaker 7>to go to the White House, see what I can do.

0:47:53.390 --> 0:47:54.050
<v Speaker 2>Talk to Trump.

0:47:54.070 --> 0:47:54.470
<v Speaker 1>You should.

0:47:54.710 --> 0:47:56.790
<v Speaker 2>Twist his arm on that one. Seems like a good dude.

0:47:56.870 --> 0:47:57.950
<v Speaker 4>Talk to your boy.

0:47:57.989 --> 0:48:04.090
<v Speaker 2>He'll see where I'm coming from. Anyway, anyone take backs?

0:48:04.270 --> 0:48:06.430
<v Speaker 2>Did you say hammerhead? I can't remember if you said

0:48:06.510 --> 0:48:07.830
<v Speaker 2>bear or if you said hammerhead.

0:48:08.170 --> 0:48:10.240
<v Speaker 4>No, I've said bear so many times.

0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:11.060
<v Speaker 2>That's right, that's right.

0:48:11.200 --> 0:48:14.700
<v Speaker 4>Of what animal... Now, what animal would I like to see?

0:48:14.719 --> 0:48:15.350
<v Speaker 2>I would love to.

0:48:15.440 --> 0:48:19.479
<v Speaker 4>I've seen some bears. They're cool. You know, they're fine.

0:48:19.500 --> 0:48:21.399
<v Speaker 1>But, I mean, you've seen the little ones. You've never

0:48:21.420 --> 0:48:23.400
<v Speaker 1>seen the big ones, right? I've never seen, like, a

0:48:23.460 --> 0:48:24.400
<v Speaker 1>true grizzly.

0:48:24.560 --> 0:48:26.299
<v Speaker 5>Have you been up close with any sort of bear

0:48:26.910 --> 0:48:27.370
<v Speaker 5>in the wild?

0:48:27.890 --> 0:48:30.270
<v Speaker 4>I've been in Yellowstone when there's been bears.

0:48:31.150 --> 0:48:33.230
<v Speaker 2>Well, those are grizzlies out there, no?

0:48:34.430 --> 0:48:35.430
<v Speaker 1>I think they have the whole gamut.

0:48:35.450 --> 0:48:36.340
<v Speaker 4>I think they were black bears.

0:48:36.590 --> 0:48:37.549
<v Speaker 2>I got rolled up on.

0:48:37.590 --> 0:48:41.600
<v Speaker 4>I've been rolled up by black bears twice. Once in.

0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:46.780
<v Speaker 2>Montana with kids on the other side of the bear.

0:48:46.820 --> 0:48:50.020
<v Speaker 2>We're on a path. Kids are up front talking kid stuff.

0:48:50.040 --> 0:48:50.520
<v Speaker 4>All right, guys.

0:48:50.540 --> 0:48:53.219
<v Speaker 5>Parents are behind. Bear comes out of the woods onto

0:48:53.260 --> 0:48:55.719
<v Speaker 5>the trail between us. Kids are kind of far up,

0:48:55.739 --> 0:49:02.160
<v Speaker 5>and we're going, And then we're just like. Well, aren't

0:49:02.200 --> 0:49:04.040
<v Speaker 5>you supposed to be the loudest?

0:49:04.580 --> 0:49:04.980
<v Speaker 2>I do.

0:49:05.020 --> 0:49:05.920
<v Speaker 4>You can be.

0:49:06.040 --> 0:49:09.180
<v Speaker 5>But we're trying to shout to the kids and then

0:49:09.200 --> 0:49:12.629
<v Speaker 5>we do. But like at first you're just kind of like, oh, fucking.

0:49:13.530 --> 0:49:14.830
<v Speaker 2>Bear. Bear.

0:49:15.830 --> 0:49:19.290
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. And then they're like, no, boo bears. We love

0:49:19.330 --> 0:49:19.890
<v Speaker 4>the Rams.

0:49:20.300 --> 0:49:22.840
<v Speaker 5>Yeah we're la kids and then when i was doing

0:49:22.900 --> 0:49:26.239
<v Speaker 5>monarch out in canada in canada we got rolled on

0:49:26.260 --> 0:49:29.840
<v Speaker 5>oh and fucking wyatt russell manned up fucking bossed up

0:49:29.920 --> 0:49:30.700
<v Speaker 5>on this bear.

0:49:30.980 --> 0:49:35.500
<v Speaker 1>Really yeah that's cool just like his old man yeah.

0:49:34.450 --> 0:49:36.310
<v Speaker 5>He just goes get out of here bear and i

0:49:36.310 --> 0:49:39.800
<v Speaker 5>was like you called it bear Fucking sick.

0:49:40.060 --> 0:49:44.050
<v Speaker 4>He's like, damn right. He has like proper hiking boots.

0:49:44.610 --> 0:49:46.830
<v Speaker 2>Wearing costume, but yes. He's got them somewhere.

0:49:46.850 --> 0:49:49.730
<v Speaker 4>No, no, no. I feel like in real life, that

0:49:49.790 --> 0:49:50.630
<v Speaker 4>man goes hiking.

0:49:50.790 --> 0:49:51.330
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he might.

0:49:51.810 --> 0:49:54.710
<v Speaker 4>And he knows his way around a hiking trail. He's

0:49:54.730 --> 0:49:55.310
<v Speaker 4>a man.

0:49:55.550 --> 0:49:58.270
<v Speaker 3>Personally, I'm out there on the hiking trail. And you

0:49:58.310 --> 0:50:01.010
<v Speaker 3>know what I have on? Some brand new hiking boots.

0:50:01.570 --> 0:50:04.940
<v Speaker 3>They're blistering up my feet. They're blistering on my feet.

0:50:05.040 --> 0:50:07.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm a little bummed about them. I'm like mostly looking

0:50:08.000 --> 0:50:09.140
<v Speaker 3>for a walking stick.

0:50:09.160 --> 0:50:09.819
<v Speaker 1>A lot of that.

0:50:09.860 --> 0:50:12.130
<v Speaker 3>Whenever I'm hiking, I'm like, where can I get a

0:50:12.190 --> 0:50:13.270
<v Speaker 3>sick hiking stick?

0:50:13.350 --> 0:50:15.290
<v Speaker 2>This is like when we went to Peru.

0:50:15.610 --> 0:50:17.890
<v Speaker 5>Was it Peru where you were complaining about your boots

0:50:17.950 --> 0:50:18.490
<v Speaker 5>the whole time?

0:50:18.570 --> 0:50:21.110
<v Speaker 2>It was somewhere. Yeah. Where you were like, God damn it,

0:50:21.120 --> 0:50:22.020
<v Speaker 2>these fucking boots.

0:50:22.160 --> 0:50:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, God, they just, they don't match my pants.

0:50:24.200 --> 0:50:25.100
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of that.

0:50:25.160 --> 0:50:28.200
<v Speaker 4>No, like, it's not about matching the pants, okay?

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:31.980
<v Speaker 3>It's about my layer of skin is so thin that

0:50:32.040 --> 0:50:34.439
<v Speaker 3>I bleed when they're brand new, okay?

0:50:34.460 --> 0:50:34.819
<v Speaker 4>Oh, my.

0:50:35.080 --> 0:50:36.580
<v Speaker 2>Whoa, my bad, my bad.

0:50:36.640 --> 0:50:39.430
<v Speaker 3>And so I have to bleed through the pain in

0:50:39.570 --> 0:50:41.120
<v Speaker 3>order to get them comfortable enough.

0:50:41.140 --> 0:50:43.989
<v Speaker 2>And the bears are like, oh, the bears, they.

0:50:45.410 --> 0:50:47.920
<v Speaker 4>No, bears don't smell blood. They're not sharks. What do

0:50:47.940 --> 0:50:49.020
<v Speaker 4>you mean bears don't smell?

0:50:49.219 --> 0:50:51.580
<v Speaker 2>Are you thin-skinned, Adam? Yeah, technically.

0:50:51.600 --> 0:50:55.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what do you mean bears don't smell blood, dude?

0:50:55.100 --> 0:50:55.719
<v Speaker 2>He's locked in.

0:50:56.280 --> 0:50:58.680
<v Speaker 1>No, that's not like what draws them. They don't like

0:50:58.760 --> 0:51:01.500
<v Speaker 1>smell blood and go like, ooh, where the blood at?

0:51:01.510 --> 0:51:02.549
<v Speaker 2>Yes, there's literally like.

0:51:04.460 --> 0:51:07.340
<v Speaker 5>Notes from camp counselors where they're like, and now girls

0:51:07.410 --> 0:51:09.450
<v Speaker 5>come over here and we're going to talk to you guys.

0:51:09.790 --> 0:51:11.629
<v Speaker 5>And they talk about when they menstruate and they're like,

0:51:11.650 --> 0:51:14.810
<v Speaker 5>so when you're bleeding, bears are sniffing.

0:51:16.070 --> 0:51:19.290
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I didn't realize that's why they were having that conversation.

0:51:19.610 --> 0:51:21.230
<v Speaker 2>So Blake, you're a fucking idiot.

0:51:21.350 --> 0:51:24.009
<v Speaker 3>And when we do, hey, and when we do apologies,

0:51:24.870 --> 0:51:26.450
<v Speaker 3>I expect something from you.

0:51:26.730 --> 0:51:28.430
<v Speaker 2>To women everywhere. And bears.

0:51:28.469 --> 0:51:29.450
<v Speaker 4>All right, I'll write that down.

0:51:29.469 --> 0:51:31.640
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's the joke in like, is it Anchorman where

0:51:31.660 --> 0:51:33.940
<v Speaker 5>Steve Carell's like, bears smell their periods.

0:51:34.360 --> 0:51:37.090
<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's right. How could I forget? That's such a.

0:51:37.080 --> 0:51:37.780
<v Speaker 2>It's science.

0:51:37.960 --> 0:51:39.200
<v Speaker 4>Iconic line, too.

0:51:39.380 --> 0:51:39.580
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:51:39.920 --> 0:51:43.250
<v Speaker 1>I thought they just smelled like burgers and like food,

0:51:43.290 --> 0:51:43.910
<v Speaker 1>and that's why you.

0:51:43.950 --> 0:51:45.170
<v Speaker 2>Don't think of food. Well, they're mammals.

0:51:45.230 --> 0:51:45.790
<v Speaker 4>They smell.

0:51:45.810 --> 0:51:47.910
<v Speaker 2>I think anything with a nose smells... Yeah.

0:51:47.950 --> 0:51:49.750
<v Speaker 4>They smell everything, dude.

0:51:49.790 --> 0:51:50.589
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I.

0:51:50.610 --> 0:51:52.680
<v Speaker 3>And they have an incredible sense of smell, so that

0:51:52.719 --> 0:51:56.600
<v Speaker 3>doesn't mean, like, they only smell incredible scents, smells.

0:51:56.920 --> 0:51:57.480
<v Speaker 4>I thought it was like.

0:51:57.500 --> 0:52:00.460
<v Speaker 3>They're like, I only smell cheeseburgers on the grill because

0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:02.700
<v Speaker 3>my sense of smell is incredible.

0:52:02.719 --> 0:52:04.760
<v Speaker 2>That's not a great evolution. Y'all got onions?

0:52:05.060 --> 0:52:08.700
<v Speaker 4>That's not a great evolution. Oh, shit. Shiitake mushrooms?

0:52:09.680 --> 0:52:11.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh, shit. I'm not eating that.

0:52:11.770 --> 0:52:13.130
<v Speaker 4>I hate mushrooms.

0:52:13.390 --> 0:52:14.470
<v Speaker 2>You think a bear hates mushrooms?

0:52:14.710 --> 0:52:15.570
<v Speaker 4>For sure.

0:52:15.950 --> 0:52:18.529
<v Speaker 1>What, do you think bears like mushrooms? No, they like

0:52:18.590 --> 0:52:20.169
<v Speaker 1>fucking pizza.

0:52:20.489 --> 0:52:20.750
<v Speaker 5>Oh, yeah.

0:52:21.230 --> 0:52:21.770
<v Speaker 2>They like pizza.

0:52:22.260 --> 0:52:24.569
<v Speaker 3>Now, what animal do you think you could, if you

0:52:24.640 --> 0:52:30.930
<v Speaker 3>had a Bowie knife, you have an actual knife.

0:52:31.770 --> 0:52:35.089
<v Speaker 4>A real... Is it Bowie? I think it's Bowie. Like

0:52:35.170 --> 0:52:37.009
<v Speaker 4>a six-inch, seven-inch blade.

0:52:37.130 --> 0:52:38.430
<v Speaker 2>Is that what that is, six inches?

0:52:38.450 --> 0:52:40.950
<v Speaker 4>Hang loose, brother. Yeah, it's about six and a half,

0:52:40.989 --> 0:52:43.129
<v Speaker 4>seven inches, nine inches. It's really long.

0:52:43.190 --> 0:52:45.669
<v Speaker 2>It's like a thick five and a half.

0:52:45.950 --> 0:52:48.029
<v Speaker 1>It's a really long six and a half.

0:52:48.450 --> 0:52:49.549
<v Speaker 4>Nine, ten inches right there.

0:52:50.690 --> 0:52:54.109
<v Speaker 2>I love that bro measures his dick like that. Isn't

0:52:54.210 --> 0:52:56.969
<v Speaker 2>that the whole thing? Isn't everyone's dick as long as this?

0:52:57.950 --> 0:53:00.840
<v Speaker 1>I imagine he's putting it up to his hard penis

0:53:00.980 --> 0:53:02.580
<v Speaker 1>like it's taking a phone call.

0:53:02.660 --> 0:53:05.280
<v Speaker 2>I thought that's how everyone, I thought that was the thing.

0:53:05.520 --> 0:53:07.879
<v Speaker 4>Well, who hasn't done that?

0:53:08.140 --> 0:53:10.799
<v Speaker 2>I've never done that. I've never done this to the

0:53:10.860 --> 0:53:11.760
<v Speaker 2>side of my penis.

0:53:11.840 --> 0:53:12.510
<v Speaker 4>It's pointless.

0:53:12.760 --> 0:53:15.210
<v Speaker 2>Do it later tonight. You'll be like, oh shit.

0:53:15.290 --> 0:53:17.730
<v Speaker 4>Do it later and be like, that actually kind of

0:53:17.770 --> 0:53:18.160
<v Speaker 4>nailed it.

0:53:18.390 --> 0:53:18.549
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:53:19.280 --> 0:53:20.219
<v Speaker 2>That sort of nailed it.

0:53:20.280 --> 0:53:21.200
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, bro.

0:53:24.360 --> 0:53:25.540
<v Speaker 2>Blake's like, wait, what?

0:53:26.540 --> 0:53:28.279
<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

0:53:28.360 --> 0:53:30.560
<v Speaker 2>That makes sense. Yeah, that's about right.

0:53:30.600 --> 0:53:31.240
<v Speaker 4>That makes sense.

0:53:31.780 --> 0:53:35.170
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like, isn't this an I or a J? Yeah,

0:53:35.210 --> 0:53:37.830
<v Speaker 2>it just goes like this. He just goes, oh, mine

0:53:37.910 --> 0:53:38.270
<v Speaker 2>is this.

0:53:38.290 --> 0:53:39.129
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

0:53:39.330 --> 0:53:40.310
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, that's crazy.

0:53:40.530 --> 0:53:41.790
<v Speaker 4>This is like sign language.

0:53:41.850 --> 0:53:43.390
<v Speaker 1>Isn't this a J? Yeah, sure.

0:53:43.930 --> 0:53:45.550
<v Speaker 4>None of y'all bros know sign language.

0:53:45.610 --> 0:53:46.290
<v Speaker 2>It's pathetic.

0:53:46.350 --> 0:53:46.569
<v Speaker 1>Oh, me?

0:53:46.650 --> 0:53:47.950
<v Speaker 2>I was just doing sign language.

0:53:47.969 --> 0:53:50.870
<v Speaker 4>It's pathetic. You guys don't know sign language.

0:53:50.890 --> 0:53:55.260
<v Speaker 2>It is fucking pathetic. So, Adam, you got a Bowie knife? Yeah.

0:53:55.530 --> 0:53:59.060
<v Speaker 4>So, what would you kill? Like, which one do you

0:53:59.140 --> 0:54:02.160
<v Speaker 4>think you could kill? Or at least get out of

0:54:02.200 --> 0:54:02.780
<v Speaker 4>the situation?

0:54:02.800 --> 0:54:04.140
<v Speaker 2>Could kill or would want to kill?

0:54:04.160 --> 0:54:07.459
<v Speaker 3>Not would want to. And I guess not even kill.

0:54:07.480 --> 0:54:08.820
<v Speaker 4>Evade.

0:54:08.960 --> 0:54:13.040
<v Speaker 3>Injure the animal enough to escape the situation.

0:54:14.100 --> 0:54:14.980
<v Speaker 2>What's the maximum?

0:54:15.000 --> 0:54:16.880
<v Speaker 1>You're saying between hammerhead or bear?

0:54:16.920 --> 0:54:17.540
<v Speaker 2>No, any animal.

0:54:17.560 --> 0:54:18.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, between... Oh.

0:54:18.840 --> 0:54:19.320
<v Speaker 5>No.

0:54:19.360 --> 0:54:21.820
<v Speaker 3>Well, I was going to say between hammerhead and bear.

0:54:21.860 --> 0:54:23.520
<v Speaker 3>We've been talking hammerhead.

0:54:23.560 --> 0:54:23.980
<v Speaker 4>Hammerhead.

0:54:24.000 --> 0:54:25.940
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think hammerhead. Hammerhead just has a mouth.

0:54:26.420 --> 0:54:29.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but they're pretty fucking big. Bear will probably fuck you.

0:54:29.480 --> 0:54:31.880
<v Speaker 2>Bear will. Bear's going to fuck you. Bear pulls his

0:54:31.940 --> 0:54:36.680
<v Speaker 2>dick out. And he's like, bro. And you're like, god damn. Yeah,

0:54:37.020 --> 0:54:38.500
<v Speaker 2>he got a freak on.

0:54:38.500 --> 0:54:40.400
<v Speaker 4>He'll just do the eyes over it.

0:54:43.420 --> 0:54:44.180
<v Speaker 2>Dude, yeah.

0:54:44.280 --> 0:54:47.580
<v Speaker 1>No, I also think bears, they're not going to give up.

0:54:47.630 --> 0:54:49.910
<v Speaker 1>You stab them once with the booty knife, they're going

0:54:49.930 --> 0:54:52.049
<v Speaker 1>to keep coming at you. Whereas like a shark, I

0:54:52.070 --> 0:54:55.730
<v Speaker 1>think if they get hit, they dip. They're like, I'm

0:54:55.830 --> 0:54:56.220
<v Speaker 1>out of here.

0:54:56.390 --> 0:54:57.089
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think you're right.

0:54:57.280 --> 0:55:00.580
<v Speaker 1>You can just punch sharks in the nose and then

0:55:00.780 --> 0:55:02.860
<v Speaker 1>they pretty much get out. That's what you're supposed to

0:55:02.900 --> 0:55:05.799
<v Speaker 1>do because all of their nerve endings are right in.

0:55:05.739 --> 0:55:06.820
<v Speaker 4>The tip of their nose.

0:55:06.900 --> 0:55:07.180
<v Speaker 6>Right.

0:55:07.280 --> 0:55:11.000
<v Speaker 2>They come and then they're like. And then they just chill.

0:55:11.100 --> 0:55:13.180
<v Speaker 2>They just are like, yo. Thank you.

0:55:13.550 --> 0:55:14.200
<v Speaker 4>Thanks.

0:55:14.620 --> 0:55:16.890
<v Speaker 2>Bye. I like that. Everybody's coming.

0:55:16.910 --> 0:55:17.810
<v Speaker 4>That's kind of cool.

0:55:17.950 --> 0:55:19.090
<v Speaker 2>That's got to be what happens.

0:55:19.290 --> 0:55:19.630
<v Speaker 4>I think so.

0:55:19.690 --> 0:55:21.489
<v Speaker 2>And can't you just turn a shark upside down and

0:55:21.530 --> 0:55:21.910
<v Speaker 2>it's like.

0:55:22.890 --> 0:55:23.690
<v Speaker 4>It goes to sleep.

0:55:24.830 --> 0:55:26.870
<v Speaker 2>I think. You turn a bear upside down.

0:55:27.370 --> 0:55:29.870
<v Speaker 4>We've been on shark week. We should know these things. Yeah,

0:55:29.890 --> 0:55:30.930
<v Speaker 4>we should know these things.

0:55:30.989 --> 0:55:32.589
<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm saying these things. Yeah.

0:55:32.630 --> 0:55:35.009
<v Speaker 1>They definitely, when we turned that, what was it? A

0:55:35.090 --> 0:55:36.730
<v Speaker 1>nurse shark or a tiger shark?

0:55:37.130 --> 0:55:37.490
<v Speaker 2>Tiger.

0:55:37.690 --> 0:55:38.149
<v Speaker 4>Tiger shark.

0:55:38.610 --> 0:55:41.680
<v Speaker 1>When we turned it upside down, it definitely fell asleep

0:55:41.980 --> 0:55:42.580
<v Speaker 1>or some shit.

0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:45.720
<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's right. Yeah. That's truly wild.

0:55:45.760 --> 0:55:47.850
<v Speaker 1>The blood just goes to their head or something. They

0:55:47.870 --> 0:55:48.790
<v Speaker 1>just give up.

0:55:49.190 --> 0:55:53.590
<v Speaker 3>There's a scientific thing happening for sure.

0:55:53.610 --> 0:55:57.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I think they told us. We just forgot. Yeah,

0:55:57.160 --> 0:56:00.410
<v Speaker 4>immediately forgot. We were mostly like, yeah, but. when can

0:56:00.450 --> 0:56:01.510
<v Speaker 4>we start drinking again?

0:56:01.610 --> 0:56:04.510
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, okay. We're getting in the water. Like, hey,

0:56:04.540 --> 0:56:06.799
<v Speaker 2>as soon as we let this go, we want you

0:56:06.840 --> 0:56:11.440
<v Speaker 2>guys in the water. Why?

0:56:11.700 --> 0:56:15.540
<v Speaker 4>And then it attacked Durs. Was that the baby.

0:56:15.320 --> 0:56:18.670
<v Speaker 2>Shark that attacked you? The next day, I think. Oh, yeah, yeah.

0:56:18.710 --> 0:56:19.109
<v Speaker 2>But still.

0:56:19.130 --> 0:56:20.150
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, when we got the big one.

0:56:20.190 --> 0:56:21.609
<v Speaker 2>It was when they like lost their shit.

0:56:21.630 --> 0:56:24.810
<v Speaker 5>When they go, hey, there's a tiger shark down there

0:56:24.830 --> 0:56:26.420
<v Speaker 5>with you now. We were all like, And it was like,

0:56:26.440 --> 0:56:27.600
<v Speaker 5>just don't turn your back to it.

0:56:27.620 --> 0:56:30.140
<v Speaker 2>And we go, we can't see it. Where is it?

0:56:32.140 --> 0:56:34.259
<v Speaker 2>And then we get out after the monetization.

0:56:34.340 --> 0:56:37.150
<v Speaker 3>And that's when Blake pretended like his wrist was hurt

0:56:37.410 --> 0:56:39.810
<v Speaker 3>and he couldn't get in.

0:56:40.250 --> 0:56:44.430
<v Speaker 2>Is that the same moment? Is that from the fall?

0:56:44.450 --> 0:56:46.210
<v Speaker 4>Was that from the fall?

0:56:46.790 --> 0:56:47.070
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:56:47.270 --> 0:56:49.220
<v Speaker 2>Or is this another time that you're making it up?

0:56:49.280 --> 0:56:51.160
<v Speaker 2>I think it was. I do.

0:56:51.420 --> 0:56:51.740
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:56:52.100 --> 0:56:56.970
<v Speaker 4>That was it. Because it was during COVID. That's correct. Dang, dude.

0:56:57.050 --> 0:56:59.870
<v Speaker 4>Thank God for that trash can. Got me out of

0:57:00.070 --> 0:57:01.350
<v Speaker 4>a scary situation.

0:57:02.090 --> 0:57:05.930
<v Speaker 3>But that was a once-in-a-lifetime amazing situation, and it would

0:57:05.950 --> 0:57:07.509
<v Speaker 3>have been so cool to.

0:57:08.170 --> 0:57:09.730
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it was so cool to be a part

0:57:09.770 --> 0:57:09.989
<v Speaker 2>of it.

0:57:10.310 --> 0:57:11.450
<v Speaker 4>I was in the water with you guys. When you

0:57:11.469 --> 0:57:13.529
<v Speaker 4>look back at it, Durs, were you like, that was awesome?

0:57:13.590 --> 0:57:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Look back at it? Look back at it. iHeartRadio, Sam Jay.

0:57:18.370 --> 0:57:20.450
<v Speaker 5>I literally was talking about it today because Emma was like,

0:57:20.490 --> 0:57:21.450
<v Speaker 5>let's go to the Caribbean.

0:57:21.470 --> 0:57:23.330
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, it's super far.

0:57:23.790 --> 0:57:28.990
<v Speaker 5>We were fortunate enough during COVID to be flown out

0:57:29.030 --> 0:57:30.830
<v Speaker 5>on a private jet that was extra quick.

0:57:30.850 --> 0:57:31.690
<v Speaker 4>It was so elite.

0:57:31.750 --> 0:57:33.950
<v Speaker 2>And I think it still took us almost seven hours.

0:57:33.970 --> 0:57:34.340
<v Speaker 2>Did it?

0:57:34.390 --> 0:57:36.520
<v Speaker 1>It went by so quick because I was with my boys.

0:57:36.940 --> 0:57:39.040
<v Speaker 5>They were like, usually it takes 10, I think is

0:57:39.060 --> 0:57:40.360
<v Speaker 5>what it was. And they were like, we're going to

0:57:40.380 --> 0:57:43.360
<v Speaker 5>burn rubber. Anyway, that was super special.

0:57:43.560 --> 0:57:44.200
<v Speaker 2>It was awesome.

0:57:44.640 --> 0:57:47.540
<v Speaker 5>And the fact that because it was COVID- You told

0:57:47.600 --> 0:57:49.240
<v Speaker 5>us this, Adam, because you were there the year before,

0:57:49.280 --> 0:57:51.190
<v Speaker 5>that generally they keep you in a hotel and then

0:57:51.330 --> 0:57:53.050
<v Speaker 5>every day you go out on a smaller boat.

0:57:53.310 --> 0:57:53.790
<v Speaker 2>And they were like.

0:57:54.490 --> 0:57:57.330
<v Speaker 5>unfortunately we're going to have to put you guys on

0:57:57.330 --> 0:57:57.770
<v Speaker 5>160 foot yacht.

0:57:57.790 --> 0:58:01.370
<v Speaker 2>And we're like, Oh no.

0:58:01.650 --> 0:58:05.370
<v Speaker 1>And unfortunately you can't fly commercial. You have to fly

0:58:05.470 --> 0:58:09.180
<v Speaker 1>private so you don't get COVID. So that's unfortunate as well.

0:58:09.380 --> 0:58:11.580
<v Speaker 2>And we know it's a bummer. So we're also going

0:58:11.600 --> 0:58:12.419
<v Speaker 2>to pay you to do this.

0:58:12.960 --> 0:58:13.520
<v Speaker 4>Ooh.

0:58:14.280 --> 0:58:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:58:14.460 --> 0:58:14.800
<v Speaker 6>Okay.

0:58:14.920 --> 0:58:17.200
<v Speaker 3>But, but beyond all that, I'm talking about the actual

0:58:17.360 --> 0:58:21.380
<v Speaker 3>experience of like that first day when we were down

0:58:21.400 --> 0:58:22.060
<v Speaker 3>there and it was.

0:58:22.540 --> 0:58:24.450
<v Speaker 4>Uh, this sunken ship.

0:58:24.490 --> 0:58:25.209
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:58:25.230 --> 0:58:27.770
<v Speaker 4>And the sharks were everywhere.

0:58:27.350 --> 0:58:27.890
<v Speaker 2>And they were everywhere.

0:58:27.910 --> 0:58:30.570
<v Speaker 5>They were like, they were chumming for like a half

0:58:30.610 --> 0:58:34.030
<v Speaker 5>hour and then we come out and they go, there's

0:58:34.090 --> 0:58:36.430
<v Speaker 5>actually way more sharks than we thought would show up.

0:58:36.640 --> 0:58:39.020
<v Speaker 2>And we look down and there's just 30 sharks. Oh

0:58:39.040 --> 0:58:39.760
<v Speaker 2>my God.

0:58:39.820 --> 0:58:44.440
<v Speaker 3>There's dozens of sharks just, and the one guy, Andre,

0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:46.919
<v Speaker 3>is covered in like that chain mail and he's letting

0:58:46.940 --> 0:58:47.820
<v Speaker 3>them like bite his.

0:58:47.840 --> 0:58:48.380
<v Speaker 4>Arm and shit.

0:58:48.400 --> 0:58:48.820
<v Speaker 2>It was horrible.

0:58:49.800 --> 0:58:51.720
<v Speaker 3>Chaos and then they go jump in don't act like

0:58:51.740 --> 0:58:53.860
<v Speaker 3>you were there you were just up on deck fucking

0:58:53.880 --> 0:58:56.440
<v Speaker 3>eating sandwiches and shit in the hot tub drinking i

0:58:56.460 --> 0:58:59.320
<v Speaker 3>was watching i was watching watching.

0:58:59.020 --> 0:59:01.320
<v Speaker 5>They go jump in uh and i go what if

0:59:01.340 --> 0:59:03.710
<v Speaker 5>i land on a shark and they go they'll just

0:59:03.770 --> 0:59:05.530
<v Speaker 5>scatter away They'll move.

0:59:05.690 --> 0:59:07.170
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Okay.

0:59:07.790 --> 0:59:11.690
<v Speaker 2>Jump in. Look around. It's just all sharks.

0:59:12.170 --> 0:59:15.590
<v Speaker 4>So many sharks. So many sharks. I don't know if

0:59:15.740 --> 0:59:16.110
<v Speaker 4>I would have been.

0:59:16.220 --> 0:59:19.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm not about that life. Sharks are scary to me.

0:59:19.460 --> 0:59:22.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm not either. But as soon as those cameras start rolling.

0:59:22.800 --> 0:59:23.020
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:59:23.200 --> 0:59:26.220
<v Speaker 2>You just. I don't give a fuck.

0:59:26.240 --> 0:59:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:59:26.440 --> 0:59:29.940
<v Speaker 4>Song and dance, man. That's scary, dude. I don't know

0:59:29.960 --> 0:59:33.820
<v Speaker 4>about them sharks, bro. Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic,

0:59:34.220 --> 0:59:36.360
<v Speaker 4>epic slams?

0:59:36.380 --> 0:59:40.030
<v Speaker 1>And what I was, I have to apologize for numerous things.

0:59:40.120 --> 0:59:44.670
<v Speaker 1>I have to apologize to Ireland for claiming they were

0:59:44.690 --> 0:59:45.690
<v Speaker 1>part of Great Britain.

0:59:45.970 --> 0:59:48.650
<v Speaker 3>And also that they have bad teeth when we're not

0:59:48.710 --> 0:59:50.030
<v Speaker 3>known for having bad teeth.

0:59:50.250 --> 0:59:52.590
<v Speaker 4>Maybe it's just my family. Maybe it's just my family.

0:59:52.700 --> 0:59:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Great save.

0:59:53.590 --> 0:59:56.280
<v Speaker 1>I also need to say sorry to, what was it,

0:59:56.290 --> 0:59:58.770
<v Speaker 1>to you, Adam, for something about bears?

0:59:59.010 --> 1:00:01.650
<v Speaker 2>What did I do? Seems genuine.

1:00:02.790 --> 1:00:06.460
<v Speaker 1>I kind of forget it exactly. Something about blood. I

1:00:06.640 --> 1:00:08.420
<v Speaker 1>don't know, but I apologize to bears.

1:00:09.000 --> 1:00:12.380
<v Speaker 4>No, but also to me. Yeah, Adam, his boot selection

1:00:12.440 --> 1:00:14.720
<v Speaker 4>or something like that. So I really am sorry.

1:00:15.280 --> 1:00:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1:00:15.540 --> 1:00:16.200
<v Speaker 2>I really am sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

1:00:16.920 --> 1:00:18.030
<v Speaker 2>You call them thin-skinned?

1:00:18.240 --> 1:00:18.340
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

1:00:18.740 --> 1:00:21.400
<v Speaker 3>I think you called me thin-skinned, and I literally am,

1:00:21.480 --> 1:00:23.260
<v Speaker 3>so that's... It's just an observation.

1:00:23.280 --> 1:00:25.440
<v Speaker 4>That is A-okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Blake, any apologies to the community of American Indians?

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<v Speaker 4>I was just, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

1:00:34.050 --> 1:00:34.750
<v Speaker 2>Throw him in there.

1:00:34.930 --> 1:00:36.810
<v Speaker 4>For all of history, bro.

1:00:36.870 --> 1:00:37.190
<v Speaker 2>That is.

1:00:37.750 --> 1:00:40.890
<v Speaker 4>I apologize. For all of history. Yeah, we did not

1:00:40.950 --> 1:00:41.570
<v Speaker 4>do him right.

1:00:41.590 --> 1:00:44.460
<v Speaker 3>I'd like to apologize on my mother's behalf for... You know,

1:00:44.520 --> 1:00:48.000
<v Speaker 3>she's a sweet woman. She means no harm, but she does...

1:00:48.460 --> 1:00:51.540
<v Speaker 3>She thought she was Native American, but she wouldn't say

1:00:51.560 --> 1:00:55.680
<v Speaker 3>Native American. She would say Indian, which is an insane

1:00:55.720 --> 1:01:00.890
<v Speaker 3>way to say it. So apologies to her. For her,

1:01:01.010 --> 1:01:01.490
<v Speaker 3>to her.

1:01:01.590 --> 1:01:04.870
<v Speaker 4>From her, to the Native American community. Absolutely.

1:01:05.090 --> 1:01:05.950
<v Speaker 2>And where'd she grow up?

1:01:05.970 --> 1:01:06.370
<v Speaker 5>Missouri?

1:01:06.750 --> 1:01:07.730
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and Iowa.

1:01:08.110 --> 1:01:08.910
<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

1:01:09.130 --> 1:01:09.570
<v Speaker 3>Missouri.

1:01:09.610 --> 1:01:14.110
<v Speaker 2>We love it. Iowa, that's a word of those people.

1:01:14.700 --> 1:01:15.600
<v Speaker 2>Is it not? Yeah, it's true.

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<v Speaker 4>And so is Omaha.

1:01:18.890 --> 1:01:21.390
<v Speaker 2>I believe Missouri. So is Missouri, I think. Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is an important podcast at OLG Stage at

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<v Speaker 3>Fallsview Casino, Friday, September 25th.

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<v Speaker 4>My God, it's just around the river bend.

1:01:32.290 --> 1:01:35.290
<v Speaker 2>We're doing live! Are you guys excited? I am.

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<v Speaker 4>I am excited.

1:01:36.590 --> 1:01:36.890
<v Speaker 2>I am.

1:01:36.970 --> 1:01:37.820
<v Speaker 4>I'm very excited.

1:01:37.900 --> 1:01:41.380
<v Speaker 3>I love doing the podcast live. We haven't for a while,

1:01:41.420 --> 1:01:43.560
<v Speaker 3>so there's going to be a lot of pent-up energy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's going to be psychotic. And I love just

1:01:46.990 --> 1:01:49.169
<v Speaker 4>getting together with my boys. I know.

1:01:49.270 --> 1:01:51.490
<v Speaker 2>Should we get a bear? I feel like they got

1:01:51.510 --> 1:01:52.950
<v Speaker 2>to have them all over the place up there.

1:01:53.030 --> 1:01:54.810
<v Speaker 4>Well, that's a good call. If we can. I'm down

1:01:54.830 --> 1:01:55.910
<v Speaker 4>for some live animals.

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<v Speaker 5>Should we have the bear show its nipples?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so this episode comes out on the 22nd. So

1:02:01.360 --> 1:02:03.600
<v Speaker 3>only a few days from now. If you're in the area,

1:02:03.620 --> 1:02:07.620
<v Speaker 3>if you're in the greater Niagara Falls area, come on

1:02:07.680 --> 1:02:13.700
<v Speaker 3>out to Fallsview Casino, Friday, September 25th, 8 p.m., OLG stage.

1:02:13.800 --> 1:02:18.130
<v Speaker 4>Hey, Buffalo, come on out. Toronto, come on out. Everybody,

1:02:18.250 --> 1:02:19.690
<v Speaker 4>it's right there.

1:02:19.750 --> 1:02:20.750
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know.

1:02:21.030 --> 1:02:22.010
<v Speaker 4>It's all very close.

1:02:22.030 --> 1:02:26.010
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know how far away things are right there.

1:02:26.050 --> 1:02:27.710
<v Speaker 4>I think everything's about an hour away.

1:02:28.750 --> 1:02:30.270
<v Speaker 2>And you're going to the casino.

1:02:30.330 --> 1:02:31.130
<v Speaker 4>It's fine.

1:02:31.210 --> 1:02:34.090
<v Speaker 3>The local bar down the street from my house, it's

1:02:34.110 --> 1:02:35.070
<v Speaker 3>a Buffalo Bills bar.

1:02:35.640 --> 1:02:36.140
<v Speaker 4>So tight.

1:02:36.200 --> 1:02:40.130
<v Speaker 3>I drove past the other day. It was like, the

1:02:40.230 --> 1:02:44.780
<v Speaker 3>early game, it is absolutely slammed. People are standing on

1:02:44.800 --> 1:02:48.930
<v Speaker 3>the table like yelling. I'm like, Do I become just

1:02:49.010 --> 1:02:49.650
<v Speaker 3>a Bills fan?

1:02:49.670 --> 1:02:52.470
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I fuck with Bills Mafia. I think it seems

1:02:52.550 --> 1:02:55.890
<v Speaker 1>like such a fun fan base. They're having the best

1:02:55.910 --> 1:02:57.590
<v Speaker 1>time of their fucking lives over there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really cool to see how excited you guys are.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the Bills, they're cool. I would love to see

1:03:01.950 --> 1:03:03.930
<v Speaker 1>them win a Super Bowl. I mean, I remember as

1:03:04.010 --> 1:03:06.880
<v Speaker 1>a child them losing over and over and over again,

1:03:07.220 --> 1:03:08.310
<v Speaker 1>and I think they deserve it.

1:03:08.400 --> 1:03:09.700
<v Speaker 4>Their fans deserve it, for sure.

1:03:09.720 --> 1:03:11.360
<v Speaker 2>Josh Allen, he's got a hell of an arm. He's

1:03:11.400 --> 1:03:13.460
<v Speaker 2>got wheels on him, too. His total package.

1:03:13.520 --> 1:03:14.380
<v Speaker 4>He's gorgeous.

1:03:14.640 --> 1:03:15.180
<v Speaker 2>And, uh....

1:03:17.530 --> 1:03:18.950
<v Speaker 4>And I think the Clippers are going to win it

1:03:18.970 --> 1:03:19.380
<v Speaker 4>this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah. That's another episode.

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<v Speaker 4>Why are we laughing?

1:03:24.940 --> 1:03:29.890
<v Speaker 2>Why are we laughing? It's not funny. Why are we laughing?

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<v Speaker 4>Why are we laughing?

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<v Speaker 2>Kawhi.