WEBVTT - David Mann - 8.7.26

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<v Speaker 1>You know who birthday it is today?

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<v Speaker 2>Whose birthday is it today?

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<v Speaker 1>It is David Man's birthday today, David Man. Y'all say

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<v Speaker 1>happy birthday to David Man. Happy birthday, Brown Brown, mister

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<v Speaker 1>Brown touching col Car. Right, he's talking about coordinating, boy,

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<v Speaker 1>mister Brown, be coordinated, don't.

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>This is happy birthday to David Man. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>prank I pulled on David Man. Take a listen, here

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<v Speaker 1>it go.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell hey, miss Andraw, how you doing. This is a

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<v Speaker 3>nephew telling, yes, ma'am, we're gonna prank phone call your

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<v Speaker 3>son David Man today. All right, okay, So here's what

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<v Speaker 3>I want you to do for me. I want you

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<v Speaker 3>to call David and tell him, Hey, them people came

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<v Speaker 3>over here asking me by paying that bill and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not paying that bill. And that man got smart with

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<v Speaker 3>me and I shut the door on him. I told

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<v Speaker 3>him to call you. Okay, when you get through with him,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna call him back as if I'm that man.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, okay, I'm picking to a add on.

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<v Speaker 3>This that's what you call it, the add Okay, do

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<v Speaker 3>the add on then hold on all right, Okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 3>figure that I'll call you when we get through. All right, okay, man, alright,

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<v Speaker 3>you did good though. All he'll call you back in

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<v Speaker 3>the minute complaining that we've done prank him.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, okay, all right, God bless you, bless you too.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let us go. Hello, how about bring me

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<v Speaker 3>that paperwork on apartment three fourteen. Hello, I'm looking for David. Please.

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<v Speaker 3>This is David. Okay, this is general about at Barton

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<v Speaker 3>Green Apartments. Is your mother miss o?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, sir?

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<v Speaker 4>How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? We got a problem here now. I'm the new

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<v Speaker 3>general manager here and I'm just getting this thing brought

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<v Speaker 3>to me about uh, your mother and not saying her

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<v Speaker 3>Waterville or and we got to get this matter taken in.

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<v Speaker 3>As of right now, I've been instructed to actually go

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<v Speaker 3>in and get your mother and take her completely out

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<v Speaker 3>of the apartment building. Okay, So well, tell me what

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<v Speaker 3>the problem is. Get to explain me what the situation is, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>The situation right now is no one has paid this

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<v Speaker 3>water bill whatsoever. She thinks for lying and standing that

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<v Speaker 3>she only owes one hundred and six dollars and she

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<v Speaker 3>owes far more than that. She has not paid a

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<v Speaker 3>water bill at all, all right, and you're your mother,

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<v Speaker 3>and now the first one to tell you your mother

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<v Speaker 3>is very rude to me and put him the door

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<v Speaker 3>in my face, okay, sir, so let me, yeah, let me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just trying to understand the situation. So the water

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<v Speaker 4>bill hasn't been paid in how long?

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<v Speaker 3>For what I'm looking at, it's at least four or

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<v Speaker 3>five months from what looks like here on the paper.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So it's four or five months behind, yes, it is, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>and so how much is it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna have to tally all this up and get

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<v Speaker 3>everything lined up as far as the numbers as of

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<v Speaker 3>right now, sir. If no one is paying this bill

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<v Speaker 3>in the next thirty minutes, I am instructed to put

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<v Speaker 3>your mother out and pack her things and put her out.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's not what I want to do. But as

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<v Speaker 3>rude as she was to me, you know, at this point,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what, David, I don't give it, sir. So.

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<v Speaker 2>I just mean I'm just here to try to help

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<v Speaker 2>make the situation better. So I need you to take

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<v Speaker 2>a deep breath for me and calm down, because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calm.

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<v Speaker 4>So let's just let you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying that I would be I would be

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<v Speaker 3>calm to had your mother not to slam the door

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<v Speaker 3>in the face and sads and things before she shut

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<v Speaker 3>that door. I'll be trying to work as commonly as

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<v Speaker 3>you're working.

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<v Speaker 2>That right, So, so what do we need to do?

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<v Speaker 2>I won't be able to do it within thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>But how much is it? Just find out how much

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<v Speaker 2>it is? You know, from what my understanding was, it

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<v Speaker 2>was one hundred and nine dollars or something, one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and six dollars for at least four months. That what's

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<v Speaker 2>the problem is?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what is old right now? That the one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred and six dollars sir is one month?

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<v Speaker 4>How is it? How was I guess my question is

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<v Speaker 4>how does the water bill? One hundred and six dollars

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<v Speaker 4>for one bedroom apartment with one person? One hundred and

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<v Speaker 4>six dollars water bill is kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>How don't you think?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't. I don't have no idea what

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<v Speaker 3>your mother's doing. I mean it runs a lot of water,

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<v Speaker 3>or I have no idea about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Unless she's washing it every day and run into all

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<v Speaker 4>the water every day. One hundred and six dollars for

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<v Speaker 4>one for an apartment is a bit extreme. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>when you say so yourself, that's a bit high, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand that you have some issues about what the

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<v Speaker 3>amount of the bill is. That does not get in

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<v Speaker 3>in the middle of the fact of how far far

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<v Speaker 3>behind we are. That's the problem we have.

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<v Speaker 4>How far behind over I'm just trying to I'm trying

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<v Speaker 4>to resolve to you.

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<v Speaker 3>We are five months, but how much behind?

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<v Speaker 4>So how much is the bill for five months?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting I'm getting hurt of tally that up as

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<v Speaker 3>of right now. But let's get back to the issue

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<v Speaker 3>of someone not being able to get here in thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there no one that can get here and take

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<v Speaker 3>care of this bill in thirty Let's let's see.

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<v Speaker 4>Out how much it is and we'll I'll try to

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<v Speaker 4>get that worked out. So if you can give me

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<v Speaker 4>kind of tally on what.

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<v Speaker 3>It is, if I had to guesstimate, I mean, let's

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<v Speaker 3>look at the fact that here it is one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and six dollars on one month. You know, let's say

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<v Speaker 3>it's roughly one hundred bucks each month. You know, you're

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<v Speaker 3>looking at five hundred bucks at least, Yes, sir, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Have to say one hundred dollars for us. I that's

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<v Speaker 4>that's the true.

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<v Speaker 3>You know the problem that bothers me that you people

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<v Speaker 3>won't pay your bill.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait a minute, now, I need you to relax because

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<v Speaker 4>I pay my bill.

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<v Speaker 3>You got a mother over here that's apparently you must

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<v Speaker 3>be the caretaker of and you're not taking care of

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<v Speaker 3>your mother from what it seems like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, what I need you to do is relax and

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<v Speaker 2>not not be accused to her.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I need you to do.

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<v Speaker 3>I need you to and what I need you to

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<v Speaker 3>do is stand up, sir and take initiative. But whatever

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<v Speaker 3>your responsibility is, and if you're responsible for your mother,

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<v Speaker 3>then you should then you should take care of your mother.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, you're upset right now, and you're not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get me upset with you because you don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on and what.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you not care about your mother? Because in that case,

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<v Speaker 3>I need to your phone with you right now. My

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<v Speaker 3>job is to get her out of the apartment and

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<v Speaker 3>pack her things up because the bill is not paid

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<v Speaker 3>and she's saying she's not paying it.

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<v Speaker 2>To take it up with her something that what you're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to do is get me to be where you are.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna gone with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not trying to get you to be where I am.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to get you to take care of your

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<v Speaker 3>mother if that's your responsibility, and if it's not, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>leave it off to heart.

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<v Speaker 2>You and I going back and forth on the phone,

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<v Speaker 2>and you you having the attitude that you have.

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<v Speaker 4>What what good are they gonna do? And what is

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<v Speaker 4>it gonna solve?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you somebody assists at home and you need to

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<v Speaker 3>get your something to get a job? What do you

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<v Speaker 3>need to do to get your mom taken care of

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<v Speaker 3>so I can get through the paige? And this is

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<v Speaker 3>not on my self.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna be another angry black man with you, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a lot more sense than that.

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<v Speaker 3>So what I what? You're not an angry black man,

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<v Speaker 3>You're a lazy black man. That's the problem with you. People?

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<v Speaker 3>With you people? Well, what are you people? With? All

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<v Speaker 3>of sudden? I don't want to work on the around

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<v Speaker 3>waiting a well fraut check every day when the rest

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<v Speaker 3>of us out here on house foot and busting out.

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<v Speaker 4>With the who who's out busting what? I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if you're literally or just dump you're the manager of

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<v Speaker 4>the apartment.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to know who I am? Yes, I am

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<v Speaker 3>Nephew called from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And your

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<v Speaker 3>mother and your brother, David Mann Junior got me the

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<v Speaker 3>prank yo behind.

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<v Speaker 2>I just him him because I'm about to get him.

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<v Speaker 3>Fin what's up? David? You are the first celebrity they

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<v Speaker 3>kept his composer brother.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate you, man.

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<v Speaker 3>You got me, you got you gotta do what it's

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<v Speaker 3>from the stayd Man, mister Brown, what is the baddest

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<v Speaker 3>radio show in the late Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 4>I got prayed by nephew Towns.

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<v Speaker 1>He held his own. Yeah, cus one time, cuss one time.

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<v Speaker 3>I tried. Though I tried.

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<v Speaker 1>He good, he be good. He help me.

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<v Speaker 3>He did.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get when you get them Christian Foe right

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<v Speaker 1>to the edge and just right on on the line

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<v Speaker 1>of almost letting it go. That's when it's a beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>thing for me. When you get him right on that

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<v Speaker 1>lane for you. Yes, yes, come on over here and

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<v Speaker 1>say what you want to say. Come on, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, come on. Ain't put a short walk between

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<v Speaker 1>here and now. Come on.

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<v Speaker 5>All this twenty night the nephew, about them ruge, not

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<v Speaker 5>about the rugs. I'm going down to baden ruge about

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<v Speaker 5>the rules. River Centathy, August twenty ninth, Saturday, August twenty ninth.

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<v Speaker 5>Meet that's me, nephew, tommy friends. All white house party

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<v Speaker 5>and comedy show tickets. Don't seale right now, get you white.

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<v Speaker 5>If you ain't got no white, go get you some clothorodes.

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<v Speaker 5>Make you some white. To have some white. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>have some white. Bring a white person with you. How

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<v Speaker 5>about that. It's a white party. Bring a white person

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<v Speaker 5>with you. It it's acceptable.

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<v Speaker 1>Comes.

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<v Speaker 3>Let them see how we.

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<v Speaker 1>Part and how we laugh and how we have fun.

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<v Speaker 5>Bring them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let just bring a white person to day.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on out, let's

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<v Speaker 1>Happen anyway you're listening Hardy Morning Show