WEBVTT - Cake Lady - 9.8.26

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<v Speaker 1>I got Cake Lady. Cake Lady. Yes. You do not

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<v Speaker 1>want to miss the Cake Lady. Yes. Everybody got a

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<v Speaker 1>Cake Lady that they order special cakes from. And this

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<v Speaker 1>cake is very special right here. This is a very

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<v Speaker 1>special cake. Let's go get our Cake Lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Cake, this is Barbara.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I need to ask you, what kind of cakes

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<v Speaker 3>do y'all make at this place?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, sir, we make all occasion cakes. Birthday cakes, anniversary cakes,

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<v Speaker 2>wedding cakes. Pretty much whatever you need. What you looking for?

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<v Speaker 3>Do y'all be making adult cakes? Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>A few adult cakes. You know, bachelor at parties and,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, weddings. What exactly are you looking for, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Now, now, now, the problem is, is this right here.

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<v Speaker 3>I ordered a cake from you all on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh-huh.

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<v Speaker 3>It was supposed to be delivered to my daughter's school

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<v Speaker 3>on Tuesday. And, you know, she in junior high school,

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<v Speaker 3>13 years old, and it was supposed to say happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>S * * *. Now, the cake get delivered over

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<v Speaker 3>there today, and I can't for the life of me

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<v Speaker 3>believe that this has happened. We in her classroom, all

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<v Speaker 3>the classmates is in there, some teachers in there, the

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<v Speaker 3>principal that came down. We finna have cake and ice

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<v Speaker 3>cream for the kids. But when they open up the cake,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a man's private part on the cake. What? Oh, no, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>No, sir. No, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>No, sir. No.

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<v Speaker 2>We have never made a mistake like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all made that mistake. Y'all made that mistake. I've been

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<v Speaker 3>calling this place all day. Y'all done made this mistake,

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<v Speaker 3>and somebody going to pay for this.

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<v Speaker 2>We did not make that mistake.

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<v Speaker 3>I got 13-year-old kids.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're going to have to lower down now, okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Because we can't get nothing settled if you're yelling and

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<v Speaker 2>I can't hear you, okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I need to lower down. You should have lowered that

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<v Speaker 3>private part off that cake. That's what you should have done.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, what is your name?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Trevor.

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<v Speaker 2>And now, where was the cake supposed to be going?

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<v Speaker 3>Middle school.

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<v Speaker 2>Middle school. Now, when was it delivered, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't see. That's it right there. You can't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how y'all made the mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, please just answer the question so we can get

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<v Speaker 2>this settled, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, what? Is the owner there?

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me. I am the owner. My name is Barbara. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>if you give me the information, I'll try to make

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<v Speaker 2>this thing right because it couldn't have been my company.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you absolutely sure, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm positive. Y'all is the ones that delivered the cake. Listen,

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<v Speaker 3>I got all these 13-year-old kids, and they're traumatized, and

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<v Speaker 3>the teachers and the principals are looking at me crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Because y'all didn't deliver the wrong cake.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand, sir, but I need to calm down just

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<v Speaker 2>for a minute. Let me ask you this. Wait, wait, wait.

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<v Speaker 3>You want me to calm down? You should have took

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<v Speaker 3>that private part down off the cake.

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<v Speaker 2>I can understand, but I don't think it was my company, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>because we have never made a mistake like that. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>we're very careful with that kind of stuff. Now, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on one minute. Come here. Do you know anything

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<v Speaker 2>about a cake delivery? I hate going to middle school today.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh-huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did y'all make any deliveries? Okay, thanks. Sir, I

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<v Speaker 2>just talked to my driver.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh-huh.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's been with me about eight years, sir, and

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<v Speaker 2>we've never had a problem like this.

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<v Speaker 3>He's never delivered a cake over there, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 3>It was my company. Show this place, lady. It's this place.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll drive a line.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, mistakes can be made, but I cannot.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't make a mistake like that when you've got

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<v Speaker 3>a man's private part in front of a bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>13-year-old kids at a junior school. I understand.

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<v Speaker 2>I would be upset, too. I have children, too. So

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<v Speaker 2>I can understand what you're trying to say, but what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to tell you is this is not my

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<v Speaker 2>company you're talking about. We wouldn't have done anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been in business for 13 years.

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<v Speaker 3>What is your name?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Barbara.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you're the one behind all of this on this...

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<v Speaker 3>cake and wound up being a man's private part on

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<v Speaker 3>the cake? Sir, come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop and think about this. We would not deliver a

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<v Speaker 2>cake to a high school, an adult cake to a school. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I understand you upset.

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<v Speaker 3>Lady, do you understand what has happened at my daughter's school?

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<v Speaker 2>And I apologize for it, sir, but I don't believe

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<v Speaker 2>that you ordered the cake from my company. Okay? As

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<v Speaker 2>a matter of fact, we make cakes on Fridays, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't no cake delivered today. Sir, it's a Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>And what the hell does that mean, it's a Tuesday?

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<v Speaker 3>Ain't nobody eating cake on Tuesday?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, I have told you that that couldn't have happened

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<v Speaker 2>here at my company, okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let me tell you. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'll be happy to make a cake for you, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>and to send it to your daughter, but, sir, it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't my company.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want no more cakes. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you what I'm finna do, lady. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>finna call my lawyer, I'm finna get with the police,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm coming over there to shut that up. You

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<v Speaker 3>won't sell a cupcake when I get through with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, sir, you know what? Now, you done gone too far.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something. This is my business, and

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<v Speaker 2>I done worked for 13 years to build. You ain't

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<v Speaker 2>finna come up in here and do nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm finna shut that down. You come out here and

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<v Speaker 3>you find more.

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<v Speaker 2>Icing up your... Your mammy won't even know who you are.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to get off my phone with this. That's

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<v Speaker 2>some ignorant in the first place, sir. How dare you

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<v Speaker 2>call me with that? And what the is your name?

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<v Speaker 3>I already told you my name is Trevor. Trevor.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring your * * * up here and I got

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<v Speaker 2>something for you. Bring your * * * and the * * * police.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think I'm going to let some little * * *

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<v Speaker 2>like you come jeopardize my business? I've been in business

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<v Speaker 2>too long. I know what the * * * I'm doing. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who the * * * you call,

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<v Speaker 2>but it will show not my * * * company.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you * * *?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't understand me.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand everything you're saying. And I understand when I

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<v Speaker 3>get over there, I'm going to shut it down, me

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<v Speaker 3>and the police.

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<v Speaker 2>You won't come out here and get your shit, darling.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to have a daughter crying over your shit. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I told you it wasn't my fucking company. Now, get

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<v Speaker 2>off my shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you hear me?

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<v Speaker 3>I got one more thing I need to say to you, lady.

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<v Speaker 3>You ain't got no thing to tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking about shitting down my company.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I got one more thing. Are you listening to me?

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't listening. What you got to say to me?

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<v Speaker 3>This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

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<v Speaker 3>You just got pranked by your girlfriend. What?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. Oh, y'all done it.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to get off this phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. I'm a killer. I'm a killer. Bye.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello? Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. Please tell me I'm not on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>No. Oh, Jesus. You ain't on the radio now, but

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<v Speaker 3>you're going to be on there in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Lord, no, no. My preacher and everybody else is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be on there. Oh, my God. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to kill that bitch. I'm going to kill that bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get me a cake and go to

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<v Speaker 2>her job and fuck her up. Lord, oh, Lord. Y'all

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<v Speaker 2>going to get somebody fucked up playing like that, you know?

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<v Speaker 2>She's going to have to look out every day. She

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<v Speaker 2>ain't going to know where it's coming from. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to be like the thief in the night on her shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Ms. Barber, I got to ask you one more thing.

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<v Speaker 3>What is, what is the baddest, I'm talking about the

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<v Speaker 3>baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 2>Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all would.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, can you make a socket to my cake?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can make a socket to your cake, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope it ain't got a gun in it. Y'all

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<v Speaker 2>don't mess around with somebody like that. They're busy now.

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<v Speaker 3>And there you have it, cake lady.

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<v Speaker 1>I love me some cake, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I ate too much. This woman and bacon and the cake.

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<v Speaker 1>What is happening? Is that a private part? You can

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<v Speaker 1>find the baby on the boy's cake. Lord have mercy.

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<v Speaker 3>Too much. Too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's too much. Stupid is on the way to

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<v Speaker 1>Don't Cancer Me Out. Don't Cancer Me Out. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to miss it. It is recording live in Roanoke, Virginia, Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>September the 26th. It is me, Nephew Tommy. Tickets are

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<v Speaker 1>on sale right now. It is the Berglund Performing Arts Theater.

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<v Speaker 1>Berglund Performing Arts Theater in Roanoke, Virginia, and tickets are

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<v Speaker 1>on sale right now. I can't wait. Don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to wear. Oh, Lord, I'm trying to figure it out. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>no more white parties, huh? No, I'm tired of them

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<v Speaker 1>white parts. I always waste something on myself on them

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<v Speaker 1>white parts.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the first.

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<v Speaker 1>One with some spaghetti on them. I just can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Spaghetti?

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<v Speaker 1>That's your food of choice at the white party? It

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<v Speaker 1>be in my dressing room, Carl. It's on my ride.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we eating. We going. Either way, I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>something on the all white. You need to wear a

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<v Speaker 1>different outfit before you eat your food. Bad rules, we

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<v Speaker 1>had gumbo. I had gumbo all over the white. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta practice. I gotta eat naked. There's an art to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Not getting stuff on your white. Either you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>eat or you eat naked. But you're gonna get something

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<v Speaker 1>on that white if you try to eat with it on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not all white.

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<v Speaker 3>Cedric the Entertainer said, you know, you got it.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.