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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello. Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Swage meadow Brook. I was looking for Elena. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is Elena. Suage is spelled sort of like swag, but

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Speaker 1: with a knee swage. And I dropped off some treats

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Speaker 1: for you the other day, and I was checking back

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Speaker 1: to see if you enjoyed your treats. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Are you you have the

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Speaker 1: right person? Oh this isle and you live it street? Yes? Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know what you will flay. You enjoy

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Speaker 1: treats on occasion, don't you. I guess everybody enjoys treats

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Speaker 1: on occasion. I enjoy treats a lot. I enjoy I

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Speaker 1: have a treat at least once a day. You dropped

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Speaker 1: something off for me, Yes, maybe I should clarify. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like you're not understanding what I'm talking about. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: please please explain. I will explain. Yes, my name is

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Speaker 1: Swage Meadowbrook, and I work for door Dash, Andy Burreats

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Speaker 1: and all of the meal delivery services. Really I deliver treats. Wait,

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Speaker 1: so are you saying you delivered food to me? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am, And I was just checking back like I

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Speaker 1: do with all of my customers to make sure that

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Speaker 1: they enjoyed the treats I dropped off. They were special

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Speaker 1: just for you. Yeah wow, I really don't special service

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Speaker 1: that Suage likes to offer to his customers. Not many

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Speaker 1: people call back to check, And I think that's very

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Speaker 1: sad because the world doesn't have enough connection and I

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Speaker 1: like connection. Yeah no, I'm sorry, I just I really

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Speaker 1: should talk more. Does the delivery service know you do this?

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Speaker 1: I mean this is really not okay? Oh well, I

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Speaker 1: sort of lived by my own rules, don't I. You'll

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Speaker 1: find that Suage is a little bit of a rule

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Speaker 1: breaker from time to time. But I think it's okay because,

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Speaker 1: like I was saying, especially in customer service, people don't

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Speaker 1: take the time to make sure their clients are served correctly.

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Speaker 1: Swage Meadowbrook likes to make sure that his customers are

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Speaker 1: served the way that they'd like to be served. How

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Speaker 1: would you like to be served? Did you enjoy it? Like?

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Speaker 1: I feel like I need to tell you that that

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Speaker 1: sounds really inappropriate the way, Like I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you realize how or if you're doing it all purpose.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's really gross. But I'm sort of a visionary.

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Speaker 1: I do think I marched to the beat of my

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Speaker 1: own drummer, and I like to think of my relationships

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Speaker 1: with my customers is more than just a business transaction.

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Speaker 1: It's very, very person it's just super weird. So you

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Speaker 1: can't just be calling up women that you've delivered stuff too,

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Speaker 1: like I know you know my answell, women, I call anybody. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna make everyone uncomfortable. Well, I apologize that me

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Speaker 1: calling upon you seems to have startled, it seems to

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Speaker 1: have traveled you. I just I was wondering if I

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Speaker 1: I was just wondering how you like to be served. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's the second time that you said that, and that

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Speaker 1: sounds really bad. Oh well, I don't understand why that

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Speaker 1: would sound bad. I guess it depends on how you

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Speaker 1: would like to be served, which literally sounds like you're

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Speaker 1: either being like sexual or cannibalistic. And I'm not here for.

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Speaker 1: Oh I assure you I am never sexual. Okay, tell

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Speaker 1: me who you delivered for. I'm so sorry you said

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Speaker 1: something about cannibalistic too. I should have also said that

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Speaker 1: that that's a thing. What. Okay, I'm not calling the

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Speaker 1: company I'm calling the cop curiously. Well, I don't think

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Speaker 1: there's any reason to alert the authorities. I was just

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Speaker 1: calling to see if you enjoyed the treats that I

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Speaker 1: dropped off, and I served them exactly how they asked

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Speaker 1: to be served. So they asked to be served. What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Yes, I ask every treat I

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Speaker 1: deliver how it wants to be served, and just making

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Speaker 1: sure that I served it the way it wanted to be.

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Speaker 1: All Right, I'm calling the cops, and I swear to God,

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Speaker 1: if you did anything, can my food or like, serve

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Speaker 1: me something? I don't more say it? Like, go ahead

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Speaker 1: and come right out and say it. Now you're in

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Speaker 1: my line of work, then you have the interest I do.

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Speaker 1: You hear all sorts of things. So what were you

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Speaker 1: going to say? I don't understand what could be what

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Speaker 1: I need? Okay, I curiously need to know what or

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Speaker 1: who you put in my fool, you creepy. I'm going, oh, dear,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that you felt the need to curse

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Speaker 1: at me. So I don't understand what you mean by

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Speaker 1: what or who? What did you do to my food?

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Speaker 1: I delivered it to you how it wanted to be delivered.

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Speaker 1: Stop it, I'm hanging up. I'm calling the cop. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call. I would appreciate if you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't do that. Oh, hey, what's up. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and your boyfriend set you up. I am going to

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Speaker 1: kill him. Then, don't do it yourself. I can