1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: What the are you wearing? Okay, this is a little scary, 2 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: isn't it obvious? I can't tell you that. What are 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: you an elf? 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:10,559 Speaker 2: I'm an elf? 5 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:15,160 Speaker 1: Yes, you are wearing an health outfit? Why are you 6 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: wearing an elf? Costa? 7 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:20,080 Speaker 2: Because, Jason, I have a very special holiday foyer story 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 2: for you today, and I think you're gonna like it. 9 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:23,640 Speaker 2: Are you ready? 10 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 1: Oh my god? I'm ready. 11 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 2: Can I do the thing this time? 12 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: Do it? Brather, jingle them bells. I'm investigative journalist Jason Leopold. 13 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: I spend most of my days getting documents from the government. 14 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 2: I'm attorney Matt Tabbit, and I fight them in court 15 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 2: to open their files when they don't want to. 16 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 1: From Bloomberg and no smiling, This is Disclosure, a podcast 17 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: about buying loose government secrets, the Freedom of Information Act, 18 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: and the unexpected places that takes us. 19 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 2: So I have a special story for you, Jason. I'm 20 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,120 Speaker 2: going to take you back to twenty twenty three. 21 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 1: It up all right, So. 22 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 2: Picture this Chicago, Matt's office, December eighth, twenty twenty three. 23 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 2: Our law firm. We have a pretty big holiday party 24 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 2: every year. A bunch of other lawyers come clients come 25 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,680 Speaker 2: and it's like an hour or so before our big 26 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 2: annual holiday party is going to start. You know, I'm 27 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:27,480 Speaker 2: sitting around, I'm having a pregame whiskey. I'm listening to 28 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 2: some Nat King Cole, a little bit of Santa Claus 29 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 2: is coming to town. Just getting in the mood for 30 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 2: holiday time, and I think to myself, I should make 31 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 2: some kind of a holiday boyer requests. So this is 32 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 2: what I saw on I decided to make a foyer 33 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 2: request to our very good friends at the Federal Bureau 34 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 2: of Investigation. And here is my request. Greetings, I request 35 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 2: the first twenty five pages you locate from a CRS 36 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 2: main file in cross reference, search for the term quote 37 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 2: Santa Claus end quote. 38 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god, amazing. 39 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 2: You like that? 40 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 1: Amazing? So what's the CRS, Jason, Well, the CRS is 41 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:18,959 Speaker 1: the Central Record System, the database that holds one hundred 42 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: million FBI files, investigative file. 43 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 2: So investigative, right, It's not like communications with Congress or 44 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:32,359 Speaker 2: you know, kind of internal policy things. For the most part, 45 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 2: like this is this is investigative records. This is the 46 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 2: bread and butter. You know, FBI is investigating and they 47 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 2: need a system and they keep it all in the CRS. Right, 48 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 2: So tell us about main file and cross reference searches. 49 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 1: What does that mean? A main file is the file 50 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: on the subject. The subject would be Santa Claus, and 51 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 1: a cross reference search would be where there are references 52 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 1: to that subject in other investigative files that the FBI maintains. 53 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 1: It's sort of like if the FBI were investigating Satan, 54 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 1: and you know, Satan and Santa had some interactions and 55 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,239 Speaker 1: Santa ends up in Satan's file? Is that right? 56 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 2: Are you breaking news here about a previously unknown relationship 57 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 2: between Santa Claus and Citan. 58 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:31,239 Speaker 1: I mean their names are anagrams, all right, So back 59 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: to the story. 60 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 2: What I'm doing here is I'm saying, go to your 61 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 2: fancy record keeping system and search that I want to 62 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 2: see if you have any main files that hit on 63 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 2: the search term Santa Claus and then a cross reference 64 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 2: files that hit on the term Santa Claus. And I'm thinking, 65 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 2: you know, probably there's not going to be a main file, 66 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 2: unless maybe Santa Claus is some alias for somebody, but 67 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 2: there could be cross references. And what I'm thinking, as 68 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 2: one example, might be if there were bank robberies and 69 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 2: people were dressed up as Santa Claus. They might want 70 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 2: to at some point be liketay, I need a list. 71 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 2: I need a list of every bank robbery in which 72 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 2: someone was dressed up with Santa Claus in that's what 73 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 2: the cross reference searches in the cross referencing system would 74 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 2: allow you to do. So I make my request, and 75 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 2: I finished my whiskey, and I enjoy my colleagues and 76 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 2: clients and friends at our holiday party, and I and 77 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 2: I wait, I wait a little bit, and I don't 78 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 2: have to wait that long because on December thirteenth, twenty 79 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,479 Speaker 2: twenty three, five days after I make my request, I 80 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 2: get a response from the FBI. And that's pretty fast, right, 81 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:39,599 Speaker 2: that is really fast. Would you care to venture a 82 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 2: guess as to what the response was? 83 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is twenty twenty three. I was going 84 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 1: to say, if you filed this request in say twenty 85 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: fifteen or sixteen, I would have said that the FBI's 86 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 1: response to you would have been they were unable to 87 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: locate any responsive records. But since you filed it in 88 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:04,560 Speaker 1: tw twenty three, I'm going to say that the FBI glomar. 89 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 2: Do you glomar? So that that would be Hey, wait 90 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 2: a second. Now, we can't tell you if we're investigating 91 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 2: Santa or not because we can't tip Santa off that 92 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 2: we're onto them exactly right, that would be the glomar 93 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 2: or or it would be Hey, Now, Santa Claus has 94 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 2: got privacy rights, and we're not going to invade those 95 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,599 Speaker 2: privacy rights by telling you whether we investigated Santa Claus 96 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,719 Speaker 2: or not. That's my guess. That's a good guess. That 97 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 2: is not actually what their response is. Oh what, here's 98 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 2: a response Jason December thirteenth, twenty twenty three, Request number 99 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 2: one six one two nine four five dash triple zero, 100 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 2: subject Santa Claus. Dear mister topic. This is in response 101 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 2: to your Freedom of Information Privacy Acts FOIPA requests to 102 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 2: the FBI. Below you find information relevant to your request. 103 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 2: Please read each item carefully. Your request did not contain 104 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 2: enough identifying information for this off is to make a 105 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 2: determination regarding the responsiveness of records in our central record system. 106 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,839 Speaker 2: We're not even getting a really good party. 107 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 108 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 2: Therefore, your request is being administratively closed. Please provide any 109 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,840 Speaker 2: additional information that would help locate the records with a 110 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:21,080 Speaker 2: reasonable amount of effort. This might include the subject's complete name, 111 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:27,240 Speaker 2: date of birth, prior addresses former employment in God, this 112 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,559 Speaker 2: is so good, or any incidents for which you believe 113 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:34,960 Speaker 2: the FBI may have investigated the subject. This office will 114 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:39,120 Speaker 2: conduct a new search upon receipt of the additional information. 115 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: That's news right there by the way. The fact that 116 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,520 Speaker 1: the FBI I would have turned that immediately into a 117 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 1: story the FBI does not know who Santa Claus is. 118 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: That would be the headline. If they do not know 119 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 1: who Santa Claus is. 120 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And I kind of wonder if maybe this 121 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 2: was like, oh, wait a second, the existence of Santa 122 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,839 Speaker 2: Claus or not is a subject that the FBI should 123 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 2: not be taking a position on. 124 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 1: It also seems to be like, is the FBI messing 125 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: with you? Are they like, oh, okay, this is a 126 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 1: good request. Now we want you to tell us what 127 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:20,040 Speaker 1: Santa Claus's real name is. They want you to say 128 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,240 Speaker 1: he lives at the North Pole. They want you to 129 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 1: say his name's Chris Kringle. So I'm wonder born on 130 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 1: December twenty fifth, right, is that right? I'm assuming I 131 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 1: don't know. 132 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 2: That's allegedly the birth date of Jesus, in which all right, right, 133 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 2: my bad. I did wonder if they were like taking 134 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 2: de bait a little bit, or the opposite would be 135 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 2: like no human even really like read it. It was 136 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 2: just all like automated, and no one actually thought for 137 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,720 Speaker 2: a second, are we seriously going to say this about 138 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 2: Santa Claus. So what do you think, Jason, Am I 139 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 2: gonna be like, oh, oh too bad? 140 00:07:59,080 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: Nothing? 141 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 2: There is that what I do? Uh? 142 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 1: No, I assume you immediately appealed. 143 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 2: Well, so they didn't deny it. They administratively closed it, 144 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,640 Speaker 2: which and they did not include language requiring me to appeal, 145 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 2: so I did not appeal. Instead, I sent an email 146 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 2: to the good folks at FOIPA questions at FBI dot 147 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:25,320 Speaker 2: gov and to the OGIS and to OJIS. 148 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 1: The office of the Office of Government Information Services, that 149 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 1: is sort of like the mediator. They mediate requests or 150 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:38,280 Speaker 1: try to get you some relief if an agency is 151 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:42,320 Speaker 1: not being responsive or turning over records, and maybe you 152 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: don't want to go to litigation, but you want them 153 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,199 Speaker 1: to kind of step in exactly. 154 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:50,400 Speaker 2: They can kind of help to broker resolution and help 155 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,880 Speaker 2: clear up confusion. And I think especially with requesters who 156 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 2: who don't who are new to it. They can be 157 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 2: really helpful to help them understand how Stone works. So 158 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 2: I send a two and a half page email addressing 159 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,000 Speaker 2: the things that the FBI tells me they need to 160 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 2: know in order to process my request. All right, are 161 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 2: you ready, Jason? 162 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 1: I'm ready. 163 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 2: Here we go. All right, dear FBI and ogis. I 164 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,120 Speaker 2: submitted the above reference to feuer request. The request sought 165 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:24,120 Speaker 2: the first twenty five pages resulting from CRS main file 166 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 2: and cross reference searches for the term quote Santa Claus. 167 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,240 Speaker 2: FBI denied my request, stating that it quote did not 168 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,240 Speaker 2: contain enough identifying information for this office to make a 169 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:36,880 Speaker 2: determination regarding the responsiveness of records in our Central Record 170 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:41,439 Speaker 2: System end quote, and administratively closed the request. FBI also 171 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,959 Speaker 2: suggested that I provide the quote subject's complete name, date 172 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:49,240 Speaker 2: of birth, prior addresses former employment information or any incidents 173 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,079 Speaker 2: for which you believe the FBI may have investigated the subject. 174 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:52,640 Speaker 1: End quote. 175 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,240 Speaker 2: I write asking that FBI reconsidered. 176 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 1: By the way, that is too nice. 177 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,720 Speaker 2: Well, you know, Jason, this is the holiday, my friend, 178 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,600 Speaker 2: So I was I. 179 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: Think the health suit is making you soft? Were you 180 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,920 Speaker 1: wearing the helf suit while you file. 181 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 2: This I was not wearing the elf suit. 182 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, fair, okay, I was not wearing the elf suit. 183 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 2: So first though, I gotta kind of clear some things 184 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,440 Speaker 2: up because you might have picked up on this. But 185 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,800 Speaker 2: in addition to it being like, do you really need 186 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 2: me to tell you who Santa Claus is, they're really 187 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 2: not properly interpreting my request. And it is exactly what 188 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,839 Speaker 2: they do to people all the time. So while this 189 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:40,400 Speaker 2: is meant to be funny, this also illustrates the absurdity 190 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 2: of how the FBI sometimes handles things. They don't really 191 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,320 Speaker 2: read their request and understand it. They just have this 192 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,720 Speaker 2: robotic way that they go about it. I must search 193 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,440 Speaker 2: the CRS, and I must see if this is here right. 194 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:55,560 Speaker 2: They're not really thinking about it. So first I'm gonna 195 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,840 Speaker 2: explain to them here why they're not interpreting my request. 196 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 2: Records are response to my request if they result from 197 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,360 Speaker 2: the search that I specified. There is no separate responsiveness review. 198 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,920 Speaker 2: It does not matter what the record is or what 199 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,160 Speaker 2: or who it is about, and it is not necessary 200 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:13,319 Speaker 2: that Santa Claus be the subject of an FBI investigation 201 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,400 Speaker 2: for a record to be responsive to my request. If 202 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 2: a record results from the search I specified. 203 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 1: It is responsive. 204 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,240 Speaker 2: This should be the easiest way to make a request. 205 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,320 Speaker 2: Just give them the search terms, they run the search, 206 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,440 Speaker 2: and you get the results instead of like, I want 207 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,120 Speaker 2: records about this person. Right, it's This should have been 208 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,040 Speaker 2: very clean and simple, so I should not have even 209 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 2: needed to explain to them who Santa Claus is. Yeah, 210 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,400 Speaker 2: so I go on, Well, the additional information FBI requested 211 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:40,439 Speaker 2: is not necessary because it is misunderstood the scope of 212 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,920 Speaker 2: the request to be records in which the FBI investigated 213 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:47,840 Speaker 2: Santa Claus. I'm happy to provide some additional information. Now, 214 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,640 Speaker 2: are you ready to go? 215 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:49,160 Speaker 1: Buddy? 216 00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:53,880 Speaker 2: Oh man, I actually learned some things about Santa Claus 217 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:57,960 Speaker 2: that I hadn't really previously known. Santa Claus is completely 218 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Speaker 2: miss Santa Claus, but he's also been known as far 219 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,959 Speaker 2: Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Saint Nicky, Chris Springle, or Santa 220 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 2: Love it to provide some additional context about who Santa 221 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 2: Claus is. According to legend, every Christmas Eve, I can't 222 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:15,200 Speaker 2: do this. At eleven every Christmas Eve, Santa delivers presence 223 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,640 Speaker 2: to children around the world, but only if they have 224 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:21,000 Speaker 2: been good. Santa Claus is said to have origins in 225 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:26,680 Speaker 2: Saint Nicholas of Mirra, who was born March fifteenth to it, 226 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,680 Speaker 2: who was born March fifteenth to seventy a d. And 227 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 2: Father Christmas, who originated in sixteenth century England. But Santa 228 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,880 Speaker 2: Claus as we understand him in America is generally considered 229 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,400 Speaker 2: to have originated with the publication of the book in 230 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 2: New Year's Present to the Little Ones from five to 231 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:47,600 Speaker 2: twelve in eighteen twenty one, and the poem A Visit 232 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:51,480 Speaker 2: from Saint Nicholas now known as The Night Before Christmas 233 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:53,320 Speaker 2: in eighteen twenty three. 234 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,240 Speaker 1: I love it, all. 235 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,080 Speaker 2: Right, So they've asked me, like, hey, who's this Santa 236 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,880 Speaker 2: Claus guy you're you're talking about? When was he born? 237 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,679 Speaker 2: There you go, I mean born. We don't really know. 238 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,680 Speaker 2: He's magical, but like, these are the origins of where 239 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,520 Speaker 2: Santa Claus behan fa. 240 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,240 Speaker 1: The Christmas give us some money. Oh it's good. 241 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,920 Speaker 2: The Kinks and you know what, now you mentioned that 242 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,000 Speaker 2: you could see that perhaps the FBI found that song 243 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 2: to be subversive and began an investigation into the Kings. Yeah, 244 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:26,360 Speaker 2: Cross referenced Santa Claus. Not so crazy, right, this could happen, 245 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,600 Speaker 2: all right, continuing, to the best of my knowledge, Santa 246 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 2: Claus has always resided at the North Pole, although it 247 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,920 Speaker 2: has been said that he spends time in tropical locations 248 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,280 Speaker 2: immediately after Christmas. 249 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 1: I just love. I love to the best of my knowledge, Like, like, hey, 250 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,520 Speaker 1: you know, I'm saying this under penalty of perjury. Right 251 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,320 Speaker 1: to the best of my knowledge, that's where he resort. 252 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,240 Speaker 2: We don't really know. There's a lot of mystery around 253 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 2: Santa Claus. I'm attempting to clear it up to these 254 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,240 Speaker 2: people at the FBI who apparently have never heard of 255 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,839 Speaker 2: Santa Claus. I'm trying to get them enough to understand 256 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,000 Speaker 2: who Santa Claus is, even though again they didn't really 257 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,160 Speaker 2: All they needed to do is like type it into 258 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,760 Speaker 2: the search box and give me the results. Continuing on 259 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:15,320 Speaker 2: the subject of Santa's employment, Santa's employment has always been 260 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 2: judging the perceived goodness or badness of children, manufacturing toys 261 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:24,400 Speaker 2: and other presents, and delivering the appropriate presence or coal 262 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,760 Speaker 2: for those judge to be bad, and more generally to 263 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:31,960 Speaker 2: the spreading of good cheer at Christmas. Santa also frequently 264 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 2: appears in advertisements and in popular films and TV shows. 265 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,040 Speaker 2: A more cynical person, one we may commonly refer to 266 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,720 Speaker 2: as a quote Scrooge or quote Grinch may say that 267 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:46,280 Speaker 2: Santa's job has been to promote materialism, that Santa is 268 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,800 Speaker 2: a tool to make poor children feel bad about themselves 269 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,240 Speaker 2: as a result of the lesser volume of Christmas presents 270 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 2: or even no presence. 271 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:56,080 Speaker 1: They often receive, Wow, you take this to another level, 272 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,120 Speaker 1: Oh dude, Like if I'm in it, I'm in it. 273 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,920 Speaker 2: You want me to tell you who Santa Claus is. 274 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,000 Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you who Santa Claus is. 275 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 1: Oh man, this is a paper on Santa Claus. I 276 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:06,960 Speaker 1: love it. 277 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 2: We're not even halfway through the letter yet, just so 278 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 2: you have a frame of reference, right, all right, So 279 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:17,240 Speaker 2: I'm talking about Santa's jobs, and a cynical person may 280 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,680 Speaker 2: say that he's a tool to make poor children feel 281 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 2: bad about themselves as a result of the lesser volume 282 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,680 Speaker 2: of Christmas presents or even no presents they often see 283 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,200 Speaker 2: ce eg Ruby SU's character in the film Christmas Vacation, 284 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 2: or that Santa Claus normalizes Christianity in America and others 285 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,480 Speaker 2: people who do not celebrate Christmas, and that Santa Claus 286 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 2: teaches children to accept the modern surveillance state God. 287 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,040 Speaker 1: That's good. 288 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 2: Still, other people believe that Santa Claus is taken away 289 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,480 Speaker 2: from the quote true meaning of Christmas, which they could 290 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,640 Speaker 2: tend to be a celebration of the birth of Jesus 291 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,680 Speaker 2: Christ parentheses for your reference. Jesus Christ is a central 292 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 2: figure in Christianity, believed by Christians to be the son 293 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,600 Speaker 2: of God who was born zero eight in Bethlehem. 294 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,800 Speaker 1: To say, the world, I will be making a request 295 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:06,280 Speaker 1: on Jesus Christ on December twenty fifth, please start processing that. 296 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,800 Speaker 2: I mean, if they did know who Santa Claus, it 297 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 2: was fair for me to wonder if maybe they didn't 298 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,560 Speaker 2: never heard of Jesus and so I'm going to go 299 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,520 Speaker 2: in and just affirmatively address that now. Okay, Depending on 300 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,400 Speaker 2: one's perspective, any of these might be considered Santa Claus's 301 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,040 Speaker 2: quote unployment. FBI's letter also asked that identify incidents for 302 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,520 Speaker 2: which I believe Santa Claus may have been investigated by 303 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:30,640 Speaker 2: the FBI to my knowledge, despite what may be unauthorized 304 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:34,920 Speaker 2: violations of US airspace, violations of eavesdropping and privacy laws 305 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,720 Speaker 2: involving minor children, and the opportunity to use his annual 306 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:47,640 Speaker 2: delivery run to just appreciate, give me a second, Oh 307 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,560 Speaker 2: my god, and the opportunity to use his annual delivery 308 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:55,840 Speaker 2: run to distribute narcotics manufactured byselves. The FBI has never 309 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,920 Speaker 2: investigated Santa c Did you say that that's what that's 310 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:03,680 Speaker 2: in your letter? That's what I said. Yes, I'm reading 311 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:04,240 Speaker 2: you the letter. 312 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:05,440 Speaker 1: That is amazing. 313 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,359 Speaker 2: If I'm the FBI, I could think, hey, Santa Claus 314 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:12,480 Speaker 2: could be a great comic for like narcotics distribution. All right, 315 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,880 Speaker 2: we're coming to the end here. I hope this additional 316 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,879 Speaker 2: information is useful. But to reiterate again, my request simply 317 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,040 Speaker 2: seeks whatever records result from typing Santa Claus into whatever 318 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:24,159 Speaker 2: search tool in the CRS the FBI uses to conduct 319 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,360 Speaker 2: main file and cross reference searches. While there's been much 320 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 2: debate about whether Santa Claus is real, please note that, 321 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,080 Speaker 2: because of the manner in which my request was phrased, 322 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,720 Speaker 2: responding to the request does not require the FBI to 323 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:40,880 Speaker 2: reach any conclusion or take any position on this controversial subject. 324 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,960 Speaker 2: I asked that you reconsider your decision to administratively close 325 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,679 Speaker 2: this request and run the searches. I requested happy holidays, 326 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,520 Speaker 2: Matt topic. 327 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,919 Speaker 1: Wow, you didn't say Merry Christmas. You said happy Holidays. 328 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,399 Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what holidays they celebrate or not fair. 329 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,240 Speaker 2: I'm a happy holidays person, you know. 330 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 1: I know I'm a happy holidays person. 331 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,639 Speaker 2: To let the hate mail go ahead and start flowing 332 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,160 Speaker 2: on in here. But like, I think, some people celebrate Christmas, 333 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,040 Speaker 2: some people celebrate other holidays, some people don't celebrate anything. 334 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,280 Speaker 2: So I think I prefer happy holities. 335 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,600 Speaker 1: This is well. First of all, the letter I mean 336 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:20,000 Speaker 1: needs to be framed. You gotta frame the FBI's response 337 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:23,240 Speaker 1: to your request and then your letter next to it, 338 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:28,200 Speaker 1: because it is not presented in any sarcastic way. I mean, 339 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:32,000 Speaker 1: it is serious. They're like, okay, you need more info. 340 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,719 Speaker 1: You got it, you asked, I answered, all right? Did 341 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,400 Speaker 1: they respond? 342 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,840 Speaker 2: So see what I'm doing here is instead of getting 343 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,760 Speaker 2: to them, right, I'm just like, I'm gonna kill them 344 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,040 Speaker 2: with kindness. Yeah, this is so to speak. 345 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,200 Speaker 1: Did they respond? Okay? 346 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,800 Speaker 2: December twenty second, twenty twenty three. 347 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,919 Speaker 1: Oh, We'll getting up to the liar. 348 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:57,160 Speaker 2: It's a Christmas miracle. It is a Christmas miracle because 349 00:18:57,359 --> 00:19:00,960 Speaker 2: they agree to reconsider. Oh my, I get a letter 350 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 2: from them. It says, we're reopening your requests in light 351 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,760 Speaker 2: of the additional information that you have provide. 352 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,680 Speaker 1: But there's only three days so Christmas. 353 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,000 Speaker 2: I know, and I didn't get anything. I just got 354 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,480 Speaker 2: their commitment that they were going to reopen it, and 355 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 2: they would see so apparently now that they've been properly 356 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,120 Speaker 2: educated on who Santa Claus is. 357 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:23,920 Speaker 1: Oh you men, Santa Claus, Like like really a Santa Claus. 358 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:28,359 Speaker 1: Oh okay, wait, this is like, let's let's just stop 359 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,920 Speaker 1: for a second here. This is a big deal, right. 360 00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:38,280 Speaker 1: Just getting the FBI to reconsider and saying, okay, we're 361 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:42,160 Speaker 1: gonna reopen your request, we'll process it is a big 362 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:46,760 Speaker 1: deal because they don't often do that unless a requester 363 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,439 Speaker 1: actually provides them with that kind of info that you 364 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,000 Speaker 1: that you sent them, right, And the reality is most 365 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,880 Speaker 1: requesters will just kind of throw their hands up at it, right, 366 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,560 Speaker 1: It's like too much work, not gonna do it. Yep. 367 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,200 Speaker 1: This is why it's important when you're following a request 368 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,760 Speaker 1: to just really follow it through to the end. Oh yeah, 369 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:11,119 Speaker 1: even if the response is as ridiculous as please provide 370 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,199 Speaker 1: us with Santa's date of birth and previous places of 371 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 1: employment and. 372 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,240 Speaker 2: Why we might have been investigating him. Right, So December 373 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 2: twenty second, just a few days before Christmas, they tell 374 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:27,120 Speaker 2: me they're gonna reconsider. So late January twenty twenty four, 375 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:31,119 Speaker 2: I get a CD in the main and usually I 376 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:34,920 Speaker 2: just get we get your CDs and then we load them. 377 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 1: Up and give them to you. 378 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,120 Speaker 2: But like this one's to me, right, Like it's addressed 379 00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:41,720 Speaker 2: to me, Matthew Vincent Topic and Foyer requests number subjects 380 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,400 Speaker 2: Santa Claus. And I get a letter and I get 381 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,560 Speaker 2: a CD. All right, now I'm gonna read you from 382 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:51,040 Speaker 2: the letter. Okay, dear Matthew Topic, The FBI has completed 383 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,680 Speaker 2: its search for records subject to the Freedom of Information 384 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,800 Speaker 2: Act that are responsive to your request. The enclosed twenty 385 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,399 Speaker 2: five pages of records were determined to be respect to 386 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:04,560 Speaker 2: your subject and were previously processed and released. 387 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:10,640 Speaker 1: Well whoa, whoa, uh huh previously processed. Uh huh. All right, 388 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:15,800 Speaker 1: I'm like I definitely feel my blood pot sure, yeah, 389 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,920 Speaker 1: starting to increase on this one there. 390 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:18,840 Speaker 2: Now they're taunting me. 391 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:23,040 Speaker 1: Now, yeah, this is they're with you. First of all, 392 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,920 Speaker 1: they had previously processed records for Santa Claus. And they 393 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,520 Speaker 1: respond to you with we need more info when they 394 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:34,760 Speaker 1: actually previously processed records and they didn't even conduct a 395 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:38,000 Speaker 1: new search, right, That's not what I asked for. 396 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,800 Speaker 2: And I don't think there was a prior Santa Claus request. 397 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,159 Speaker 2: I think they just went to the database of records 398 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,480 Speaker 2: they previously released. They searched for Santa Claus, right, and 399 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,240 Speaker 2: they gave me the hit. 400 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, so they. 401 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,600 Speaker 2: Did the right search in the wrong place. I didn't 402 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,000 Speaker 2: want preprocessed stuff. I wanted to see what did they 403 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:59,320 Speaker 2: tag in the CRS on the search term Santa Claus. 404 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,040 Speaker 1: This is exact, Athlete, what the FBI did to Attorney 405 00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:06,320 Speaker 1: General Pam Bondi when she requested ESDN five. 406 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,160 Speaker 2: That's exactly what happened. 407 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,280 Speaker 1: This is exactly what the FBI did. They gave her 408 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:13,920 Speaker 1: preprocessed records. 409 00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:15,760 Speaker 2: I wonder I should tell her about this. 410 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,439 Speaker 1: She might be like, yeah, she might be sympathetic, but 411 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,920 Speaker 1: that's what the FBI does. 412 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,399 Speaker 2: There should really be an inspector general investigation into how 413 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,440 Speaker 2: they handled this request. 414 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,119 Speaker 1: In my opinion. 415 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, So the letter goes on, in an effort to 416 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,639 Speaker 2: provide you with responsive records as expeditiously as possible, we 417 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,480 Speaker 2: are releasing documents from previous requests regarding your subject. We 418 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:38,359 Speaker 2: consider your requests fulfilled. And then they're saying, if I 419 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,560 Speaker 2: want something else, then I have to make a new request, 420 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,880 Speaker 2: which is just the classic. They're just they're going through 421 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:48,320 Speaker 2: the whole playbook man of like of how to be difficult, 422 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 2: and then it's like you fight them on the first 423 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,600 Speaker 2: one and then now it's now it's the next one. 424 00:22:53,200 --> 00:23:06,160 Speaker 2: But I did get some documents. 425 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,240 Speaker 1: Of all, what are these previously processed records? 426 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:07,359 Speaker 2: So I get these preprocessed documents and a lot of 427 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:11,200 Speaker 2: them have they have stamps on them that indicate certain 428 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:15,760 Speaker 2: lawsuits that they were released like during those lawsuits you 429 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,639 Speaker 2: probably never said on your documents that will have like 430 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,399 Speaker 2: the you know, twenty three CV. Twelve twenty two or 431 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,560 Speaker 2: whatever it is the case number. 432 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:21,840 Speaker 1: Right. 433 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:29,080 Speaker 2: Okay, So first item Chicago Sun Times Editorials, Thursday, December 434 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,359 Speaker 2: twenty fifth, nineteen seventy five. 435 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,960 Speaker 1: Not oh man, wow. 436 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,240 Speaker 2: So this is a news clipping. 437 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,560 Speaker 1: Okay, they do love their news clippings. 438 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,159 Speaker 2: The headline is there's hope for Santa Claus, and then 439 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,640 Speaker 2: it explains we've gotten letters from children asking the old 440 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,320 Speaker 2: question is there a Santa Claus. It's tempting to give 441 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,600 Speaker 2: the old answer, but we've been uneasy about that. Maybe 442 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:55,040 Speaker 2: it's a little too unsophisticated. Anyway, they're sort of talking 443 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,920 Speaker 2: about how to respond to the question of whether there's 444 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,440 Speaker 2: Santa Claus in a Sun Times editorial, and they've only 445 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,480 Speaker 2: given us the first page, so I don't know what 446 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,240 Speaker 2: the rest of it says. But here is the super 447 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,720 Speaker 2: interesting part of that. There's a note, a handwritten little 448 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,119 Speaker 2: note that somebody puts in there. Okay, next to the 449 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:17,439 Speaker 2: headline there's hope for Santa Claus, it says, correct, but 450 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,359 Speaker 2: not for the Republican Party. Oh my god. Wow? 451 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:28,280 Speaker 1: Wait, well wait what so this is obviously during Nixon's 452 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,879 Speaker 1: tenure in office. 453 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:34,760 Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy five, No, this would have been I think 454 00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:38,200 Speaker 2: Ford is wrapping up, right, So Nixon resigns in seventy four, 455 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,760 Speaker 2: so Ford is in office, and you know, at this 456 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,800 Speaker 2: point and somebody believes that, well there may be hope 457 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:48,880 Speaker 2: for Santa Claus, there's no hope for the republic all yeah. Five. 458 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,919 Speaker 1: We wait they added this to a file. 459 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, we don't know where this document originated. We 460 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,320 Speaker 2: know that for some reason it was produced in this 461 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:02,840 Speaker 2: other lawsuit. Yeah, as it turns out I went and 462 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,840 Speaker 2: looked up the case number that stamped on it. It's 463 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,760 Speaker 2: one of my cases. 464 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,400 Speaker 1: Get out of here. Yeah yeah wait wait wait yeah, 465 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 1: so this was already released to you or your FIAT. 466 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,600 Speaker 2: Well this, yeah, this had already been released to the 467 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,960 Speaker 2: in This is page three and fourteen of a production 468 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,200 Speaker 2: to a different client. 469 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, voluminous records. They are Church Committee. I mean 470 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,639 Speaker 1: in seventy five. The Church Committee did issue their report 471 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,640 Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy five. 472 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,320 Speaker 2: I think that's what it is. We did a case 473 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,880 Speaker 2: for Church Committee records, and I think that clipping for 474 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,359 Speaker 2: some reason must have been in there. 475 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:41,360 Speaker 1: And one of the revelations of the committee include Operation 476 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,040 Speaker 1: mk Ultra, which involved the drugging of US citizens as 477 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,119 Speaker 1: part of mind control human experiments. 478 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,159 Speaker 2: I mean you could see how potentially they would recruit 479 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,560 Speaker 2: Santa Claus into those kinds. 480 00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:55,159 Speaker 1: Of efforts, right, I mean, what a perfect cover too, Right, 481 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:59,159 Speaker 1: I'm Santa Claus. You want to give children gifts and 482 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,920 Speaker 1: sent them installing bugs in people's houses? Right, exactly? 483 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:06,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, So that's document number one. Document number two. This 484 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,359 Speaker 2: is it looks like a magazine article, So it's another 485 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,960 Speaker 2: press clipping and it's called the CIA and the Sheik. 486 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:18,920 Speaker 2: The agency coddled Omar abdel Rahman, allowing him to operate 487 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,159 Speaker 2: in the US. Now this unholy alliance has blown up 488 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,440 Speaker 2: in our faces. Now, this doesn't have a lawsuit number 489 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 2: on it, but it must have been produced in response 490 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,080 Speaker 2: to somebody else's request. And it looks like the article 491 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,280 Speaker 2: was published according to the little note they put on 492 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 2: here on March thirtieth, nineteen ninety three. So I did 493 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,159 Speaker 2: a little research, and it looks like this article is 494 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,720 Speaker 2: from the Village Voice and was written five weeks after 495 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,320 Speaker 2: the nineteen ninety three World Trade Center bombing, and Omar 496 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,879 Speaker 2: abdel Rahman that they're writing about was later convicted and 497 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,680 Speaker 2: jailed for that. This article was thirteen pages long, which 498 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,760 Speaker 2: is more than half of the twenty five pages the 499 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,760 Speaker 2: FBI set me. Wow, so you're probably thinking, well, what 500 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,560 Speaker 2: does this have to do with Santa Claus? 501 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,880 Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? I was just going to say, what's the 502 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,000 Speaker 1: Santa reference in that one? Yeah? 503 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:15,040 Speaker 2: So you gotta go way deep into the document and 504 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,000 Speaker 2: still going, still going here, we go, like, well into it, 505 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,200 Speaker 2: it says the Sheikh then moved entirely to the El 506 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 2: Salam Mosque in Jersey City. The founder of the mosque 507 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:31,480 Speaker 2: is Sultan Ibrahim el Gowali, a wealthy fifty five year 508 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,920 Speaker 2: old Egyptian businessman who was convicted by a federal jury 509 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,959 Speaker 2: in July nineteen eighty six for conspiring to export one 510 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,840 Speaker 2: hundred and fifty pounds of Sea four plastic explosives to 511 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:46,320 Speaker 2: Israel for use by the PLO in a Christmas bombing. 512 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:52,520 Speaker 2: Oh Man El Gwali, who sports a full white Santa 513 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:57,120 Speaker 2: Claus beer Ah, served eighteen months in prison before returning 514 00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:00,439 Speaker 2: to Jersey City. So that's all we got is a 515 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,520 Speaker 2: reference to Santa Claus. So that's number two. 516 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,120 Speaker 1: So wait, I just need to ask, are these all 517 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,480 Speaker 1: news clippings? Is that what they essentially gave you. 518 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,520 Speaker 2: Yes, everything is news clippings, which I find old news 519 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:18,720 Speaker 2: clippings in government files to be really interesting, especially. 520 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,840 Speaker 1: The ones where they do leave notations on the clippings. 521 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:25,199 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's great, and have these handwritten notations and. 522 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:29,240 Speaker 2: They think they're so funny. They just think they're so funny, 523 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:34,840 Speaker 2: all right. Next up is a website called the Ruckus Society. 524 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,919 Speaker 2: Well I like that, and it's an article from the 525 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,760 Speaker 2: Saint Petersburg Times. The headline is a boot Camp for Rebellion. 526 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 2: It's from March of two thousand. It looks like it's 527 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,360 Speaker 2: been republished on the Ruckus Society website, and for some 528 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,280 Speaker 2: reason that we don't know, the FBI took some kind 529 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,400 Speaker 2: of interest in this and put it in a file. 530 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,880 Speaker 2: There's a line in here that I really like. These 531 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,600 Speaker 2: spring Breakers aren't working on their tans. They're gathered along 532 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,160 Speaker 2: the Peace River to learn how best to stage a protest. 533 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,240 Speaker 2: So here's the Santa Claus reference. I heard this was 534 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,080 Speaker 2: the place to be, said Sarah Austin, twenty one, who 535 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,680 Speaker 2: with four fellow American University students, spent nineteen hours driving 536 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:16,720 Speaker 2: a rattle trap van from Washington, DC. Austin had altered 537 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:21,560 Speaker 2: a Santa Claus shirt to say I believe in sabotage 538 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,760 Speaker 2: and plans to be part of the World Bank protest. 539 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,720 Speaker 1: Next. Oh man, I thought I was going to say 540 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:31,480 Speaker 1: I believe insane. I mean, if you're altering a Santa 541 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,520 Speaker 1: Claus shirt, seems that you just rearrange the letters. Yeah, 542 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:35,960 Speaker 1: all right. 543 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,440 Speaker 2: So obviously those were interesting documents, but they still not 544 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,280 Speaker 2: what I asked for, And the FBI insisted that if 545 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,440 Speaker 2: I wanted something else, I had to make a new request, 546 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,760 Speaker 2: which I shouldn't have had to do, but I did 547 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,120 Speaker 2: it anyway, And at January thirtieth, twenty twenty four, I 548 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:55,000 Speaker 2: make a new request for the five most recently dated 549 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 2: records resulting from a main file CRS index search for 550 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,480 Speaker 2: the term Santa Claus. May limit this to ten pages. 551 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,880 Speaker 2: The five most recently dated records resulting from a cross 552 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 2: reference CRS index search for the term Santa Claus. You 553 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,280 Speaker 2: may limit this to thirty nine pages. So forty nine 554 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,240 Speaker 2: total pages. Jason, what does that make you think of? 555 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,760 Speaker 1: Oh, you're trying to keep it under fifty pages so 556 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 1: you can stay in what you might call the simple track, 557 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,880 Speaker 1: which theoretically allows for faster processing. 558 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. 559 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,040 Speaker 1: You know. I'm like, let's keep the momentum going. Did 560 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,240 Speaker 1: you tell them that you did not want previously processed 561 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,160 Speaker 1: records or are you saying no? 562 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,360 Speaker 2: I just said I want the records resulting from the 563 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,400 Speaker 2: particular search that I asked for, which should be the 564 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,080 Speaker 2: easiest way to make a request, And I'm expecting like, oh, 565 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,440 Speaker 2: this should be pretty easy, right Nope. February twenty seventh, 566 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,800 Speaker 2: twenty twenty four. Please be advised that unusual circumstances apply 567 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,680 Speaker 2: to the processing of your request. Unusual circumstances include one 568 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,960 Speaker 2: or more of the following scenarios and then like stuff 569 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,880 Speaker 2: about searching and consulting. These unusual circumstances will delay our 570 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,200 Speaker 2: ability to make it a term on your request within 571 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:06,840 Speaker 2: twenty days. So they made this complicated. I indulged them 572 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,400 Speaker 2: and made a new request, and then they hit me 573 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,040 Speaker 2: with unusual circumstances. 574 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,800 Speaker 1: This totally reminds me of what Mike Sarah was saying. 575 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, Mike was on the episode previous to this when 576 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,960 Speaker 2: he's a former FOY officer, and he talked a lot 577 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,480 Speaker 2: about how FOY officers, if they don't have enough experience 578 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,400 Speaker 2: or confidence, they're going to air on the side of 579 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:27,440 Speaker 2: withholding documents instead of producing, which is exactly the opposite 580 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,480 Speaker 2: of what the statue is supposed to make happen. 581 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,160 Speaker 1: And that's exactly what happened here with your request to 582 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,600 Speaker 1: the FBI. I mean, how long would it have taken 583 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,360 Speaker 1: for them to do the search you outline. 584 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,680 Speaker 2: Like, go to the search query box, type in Santa Claus, 585 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,400 Speaker 2: press enter and look at the results. I mean, they 586 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,800 Speaker 2: could have been done in like a minute. 587 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,680 Speaker 1: The weird thing is that they went back and forth 588 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,600 Speaker 1: with you with like a series of letters needing more information. 589 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,200 Speaker 1: But that's why I also think or I made that comment, like, 590 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,800 Speaker 1: I think they were messing with you because they send 591 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,959 Speaker 1: you this letter. Maybe they didn't realize that you're an attorney. 592 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,120 Speaker 1: They ask you for more info. They then get a 593 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,960 Speaker 1: letter back providing them with more info. So they were 594 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:15,480 Speaker 1: spending more time communicating with you than actually doing a 595 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,360 Speaker 1: search and locating these documents. 596 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,640 Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, I mean just reading my email took longer 597 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 2: than it would have taken to go just like run 598 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:26,880 Speaker 2: this search. 599 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,360 Speaker 1: The FBI did not respond to our request for comment. 600 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,880 Speaker 1: But Matt, is something we need to get to the 601 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,120 Speaker 1: bottom of. I mean, what if you find out that 602 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:41,520 Speaker 1: the FBI has a pretty robust investigation into Chris Kringle 603 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,120 Speaker 1: aka Santa Claus. 604 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,800 Speaker 2: I mean, maybe they wanted to know is he real? 605 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,840 Speaker 2: The FBI, for the benefit of our national security, may 606 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,000 Speaker 2: feel they need to know that, Yeah, or maybe they 607 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,680 Speaker 2: think he is some sort of a communist, you know, 608 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,840 Speaker 2: agitator given toys to everyone who's good. I mean, come on, 609 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,680 Speaker 2: that's just communism, Jason, it is, but it is a 610 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,520 Speaker 2: good request. 611 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,480 Speaker 1: It's worth it. I mean, if we sort of joke 612 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:14,160 Speaker 1: about this, when someone prominent passes away suddenly, and you know, 613 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,720 Speaker 1: my reaction is to immediately file request for their FBI file. 614 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:22,720 Speaker 1: And certainly in some instances there are records that may 615 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:27,640 Speaker 1: relate to an investigation or it's a cross reference file. 616 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:33,280 Speaker 1: But there's also evidence showing that they just have files 617 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,840 Speaker 1: on everyone, you know. Yes, yeah, and that's the reality. 618 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's why I am really eager to see 619 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:45,120 Speaker 2: what do they have where they actually like we're focused 620 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,880 Speaker 2: on Santa Claus at least as a cross reference, because 621 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,560 Speaker 2: I mean, he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows 622 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,600 Speaker 2: when you're awake. You could see how maybe there's some 623 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,160 Speaker 2: Santa Claus FBI collaboration that they just don't want us 624 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,040 Speaker 2: to know about. I did eventually get a bounce back, Jason. 625 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,360 Speaker 2: Let me let me tell you about it. Dear Matthew topic. 626 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,480 Speaker 2: This is in response to your Freedom of Information Privacy 627 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,600 Speaker 2: Act FOIPA request. Based on the information you provided, we 628 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,920 Speaker 2: conducted a main and reference entity record search of the 629 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,920 Speaker 2: Central Record system per our standard search policy. However, we 630 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:23,640 Speaker 2: were unable to identify records subject to the FOIPA that 631 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:28,160 Speaker 2: are responsive to the request. Therefore your request is being closed, 632 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,920 Speaker 2: and then some like additional verbiage after that. 633 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,319 Speaker 1: Okay, can I just stop you for a second. Here 634 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:38,320 Speaker 1: they said we conducted a main and cross reference search 635 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,759 Speaker 1: per our standard search policy. That is not usually their 636 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:47,239 Speaker 1: standard search policy. Sometimes they will say we've conducted a 637 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,080 Speaker 1: main file search, and if you want a cross reference search, 638 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,040 Speaker 1: you know you got to then request it all over again. 639 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,640 Speaker 2: Wait are you saying they might still be messing with 640 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,240 Speaker 2: me and that they never actually did a cross reference search. 641 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, so I would appeal this. 642 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,719 Speaker 2: So there's one other thing here though, too that it 643 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:08,560 Speaker 2: says they were unable to identify records subject to the FOIPA, 644 00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,760 Speaker 2: so subject to FOYA. So there is this quirky little 645 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:16,160 Speaker 2: provision that says if revealing the existence of records would 646 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,839 Speaker 2: jeopardize an investigation, they can just say that there are 647 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,120 Speaker 2: no records. They don't even have to do a regular 648 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,480 Speaker 2: glomar and say we can't admit or deny. They just 649 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 2: can kind of treat them like they don't exist. So 650 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,640 Speaker 2: it could be that there are records about Santa but 651 00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:36,479 Speaker 2: they're using that provision because they do not want Santa 652 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,360 Speaker 2: Claus to know that they're hot on his trail. We 653 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,200 Speaker 2: can't rule that possibility out, Like, we literally cannot rule 654 00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,319 Speaker 2: that possibility yet. 655 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,080 Speaker 1: I mean, these are tumultuous times. Who knows what will 656 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:51,040 Speaker 1: happen uh this Christmas with Santa. You know, he may 657 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:55,120 Speaker 1: get busted for going into people's houses. This DOJ will. 658 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,440 Speaker 2: Not tolerate breaking an entering by people, by communists dressed 659 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,640 Speaker 2: in red delivering toys to people who didn't pay for that, Like, 660 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,279 Speaker 2: what is. 661 00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:08,680 Speaker 1: This socialistic thing that's going on here? Also terriffs? Can 662 00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,400 Speaker 1: we just like say that, like, you know, toys are expensive? 663 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,600 Speaker 1: Now is a tariff? I don't know how san is 664 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,240 Speaker 1: gonna do it? 665 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,160 Speaker 2: Get you go underneath the tree, there's a box, but 666 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:22,160 Speaker 2: then there's also like four thousand dollars tariff charge. 667 00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:25,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry kids this year, you're gonna have to pay me. 668 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,000 Speaker 1: All right. 669 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,080 Speaker 2: Well, as always is the case with us, one thing 670 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,879 Speaker 2: leads to another thing leads to another thing. So we'll 671 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:32,839 Speaker 2: see what we turn up. 672 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,359 Speaker 1: All right. Happy holidays, brother, Happy holidays. 673 00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:37,680 Speaker 2: See all in the new year. 674 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:47,200 Speaker 1: Watch this space from Bloomberg and no smiling. This is disclosure. 675 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,920 Speaker 1: The show is hosted by Matt Topic and me Jason Leopold. 676 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,800 Speaker 1: It's produced by Heather Schroing and Sean Cannon for No Smiling. 677 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:59,000 Speaker 1: Our editor for Bloomberg is Jeff Brocott. Our executive producers 678 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,960 Speaker 1: for Bloomberg Sagebauman and me Jason Leopold, and our executive 679 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,680 Speaker 1: producers for No Smiling are Sean Cannon, Heather Schrowing and 680 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:12,000 Speaker 1: Matt Topic. 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You'll also 689 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:49,120 Speaker 1: unlock deep reporting data and analysis from reporters around the world. 690 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:58,439 Speaker 1: We'll see you again next Tuesday, Matt. I don't think 691 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,400 Speaker 1: I've ever received an invite to that holiday office party. 692 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,880 Speaker 2: You might be a little cold for you, but I 693 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:04,680 Speaker 2: would love to have you. 694 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,600 Speaker 1: I mean, I probably would decline, but you know, I 695 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:11,040 Speaker 1: would like the invite, so that's that's okay. 696 00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:12,080 Speaker 2: You got it, buddy,