1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:10,879 Speaker 1: Celebrity book Club. Who's that knocking at the door. It's 2 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: all your friends, your filthy horse. Your husband's gone and 3 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 1: you've got books and a bottle of wine to kill. 4 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 1: It's books, it's gossip. I'm shook. It's memoir, It's Martini. 5 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: Celebrity Book Club. Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity 6 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: book Club. Tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books. 7 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 1: No boys are alloud. Celebrity book stay it loud and poud. 8 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: Celebrity book Club. Buzz man. I brought the queer foe 9 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: hey bo fromber oh los Stefano Filipina Horstina emphasis on horsed. 10 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: Oh my god, stop it. I'm not a whole although yes, 11 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: in many ways I am still on vacation in Mexico, 12 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 1: and in many ways I am still positive for COVID. 13 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 1: Is everything Okay? I know you've been in installation and 14 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 1: literally still have COVID and you're now a hashtag long 15 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: haul loveall. Yes we exist. Do not say amicron is 16 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: mild because you are ignoring folk. When we recorded last week, 17 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,480 Speaker 1: my symptoms hadn't started, and now we're recording again and 18 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 1: like the symptoms are gone. Are you sure because yesterday 19 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,959 Speaker 1: in the group chat, you said that you had some sniffles, 20 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:45,559 Speaker 1: and I got really worried. Yeah, I had sniffles mid midweek, 21 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 1: I had mad sniffles. Well yeah, I mean, not to 22 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 1: be rude, I would say that I know that you've 23 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 1: had COVID and everything. I would say, maybe I've had 24 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: like the best week of my life, but I totally 25 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 1: miss you. We're on week nineteen of nun seeing each other. 26 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 1: I RL it's I literally don't know you anymore. Um, Okay, 27 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:13,359 Speaker 1: this week we read this book. I said, we said 28 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 1: this to each other the other day. This book is 29 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: why we got into this business. Thank you. This book 30 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: is literally exactly why I wanted to have a podcast. 31 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: It is so funny, it is so random, it is 32 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 1: so juicy, Like it's just defines us of like, okay, qualities, 33 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,919 Speaker 1: why we got into this business of having a book 34 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 1: of sloter books. Because it's about B list actress be 35 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: list to see list actress nineties stuff, Horny Dick, Cheryl Crowe, La, 36 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 1: the Valley Divorce, like always selling your car driving describing 37 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:52,799 Speaker 1: the dick size like massive font like huge, huge, huge font, 38 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 1: Like so many photos, so many puns, random lists, yes, 39 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: itals that just goes into like list of just being 40 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: like UM ways to meet and fucking athlete if you're 41 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: in Cabo Saint Lucas. So the book we're talking about 42 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,640 Speaker 1: UM is, of course, the actress who you absolutely do 43 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: not know, Rosa in her book jock Itch The Misadventures 44 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: of a Retired Jersey Chaser, brilliant name about how she's 45 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:27,640 Speaker 1: addicted to UM dating and the cover is like her 46 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 1: my favorite hot look for a chick, which is just 47 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: football jersey heels, nothing else, like the most nineties male fantasy, 48 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: just like, oh dude, a fucking girl who watches football 49 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: but is also hot. But where's makeup? Holy shit? Yeah, 50 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: well you're halfway there right now in your past. We're 51 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: in to Tom Brady Jersey right now, but you don't 52 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 1: got you a full beat on. No, I'm not contoured 53 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: to the gods right now. So for those who don't 54 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: know which is, I assume all of our listeners. Rosa 55 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 1: Plasi is most well known for her six seasons on 56 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: the Lifetime medical drama Strong Medicine, where she played tough 57 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: talking inner city ob gyn doctor lu Delgado, produced by 58 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: Whoopi Goldberg. If that may help you m She's worked 59 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: with that a lot of huge people. And the reason 60 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 1: why we're reading this book is because she is actually 61 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 1: a friend of my cousin and friend of the pod Monica, 62 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,719 Speaker 1: who I feel like we're always talking about on this pod, 63 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: whose family, who lives in Los Angeles, and my mom 64 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: was visiting my cousin recently and she saw this book 65 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 1: and she was just like, this is sort of Steven 66 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 1: screamed Stephen to me, I'm just gonna pick this up. 67 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 1: And she was like, Sweety, do you want to read this? 68 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,599 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, give it to 69 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 1: me now, Momma, give it to me now. I thought 70 00:04:56,520 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 1: Monica sent it to you. No. No, that's really cute 71 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: that your mom saw him was like, this is Steven. No, 72 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 1: my mom is actually super validating of my career choices. 73 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because I feel like sometimes you're like, oh, 74 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:14,279 Speaker 1: my mom got me this random sweater from nord Storm 75 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: and she doesn't know me at all. No, she doesn't 76 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,800 Speaker 1: know me at hall, and she's always like getting me 77 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: applications to lost and like not getting books about celebrity. Okay, 78 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: Rosa Blazzi another amazing thing she was in that she mentions, 79 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 1: which will come into play when we talk about the book. 80 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,360 Speaker 1: Is she was in the Grudge? She was in the Grudge, Yeah, 81 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: which which surprise industry insiders and really exceeded expectations, which 82 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: it's box office hall and was filmed in Japan. Was 83 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,359 Speaker 1: actually a remake of a Japanese for a film, and 84 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 1: it stars Sarah Michelle Gallery. As we know. So this book, 85 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 1: it's completely insane. It's basically a guide of like how 86 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: to meet athletes, but it's also a warning that you 87 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,679 Speaker 1: shouldn't date athletes. But it's also just like her tale 88 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:02,800 Speaker 1: of being just so attracted to athletes and what happens 89 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,280 Speaker 1: when that happens, and what happens when that happens. It's 90 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 1: so funny and she's so like I like, Okay, it's 91 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: one of those things where like this book would never 92 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:16,480 Speaker 1: be written today because she goes there she tells you 93 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 1: the dick size of everyone she sleeps with. It's all 94 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:22,600 Speaker 1: I've ever wanted in a book. And I'm just sitting 95 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:27,480 Speaker 1: there nude on the beach, clapping, just being like, thank 96 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,040 Speaker 1: you for actually telling us what we want to hear, 97 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,600 Speaker 1: Like this is what we deserve. I want to know 98 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,920 Speaker 1: how big the dicks are, and she's like, I know 99 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: you do, bitch no. And it's amazing because she uses 100 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:41,719 Speaker 1: like code with all these athletes and none of them 101 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 1: she also names like the famous ones, so she'll be like, 102 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 1: we were like having marks with Eli Manning, but like 103 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: all the guys she dates, she gives code. So yeah, 104 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 1: just ps. She does say that both Eli and Peyton 105 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:58,480 Speaker 1: are sweah. She's like, they're fucking huge, and I loved 106 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,599 Speaker 1: his wife and I knew she was getting stuff to 107 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: the gills, okay, And she also says that Peyton Manning's 108 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,599 Speaker 1: wife had a thing from mine. Oh right, she's and 109 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,240 Speaker 1: then she'll and then it will be a photo of 110 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:13,239 Speaker 1: her wedding day and it will be like her husband 111 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,520 Speaker 1: with just a black bar over his eyes, even though 112 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: she just puts the black bars over the eyes of 113 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,680 Speaker 1: like all these people. And you're like, well, if I 114 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 1: knew anything about two thousands era professional sports, I could 115 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,360 Speaker 1: probably tell these people are. However, I do not know who, 116 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 1: like was like the eighth round draft pick for the 117 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 1: Chicago Bears. So the first big athlete that she dates 118 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 1: is this NHL player who played for the La Kings. 119 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 1: Excuse me, the hockey team over there whose nickname was 120 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:48,400 Speaker 1: Moose and Honey it wasn't because he was from Canada. Hello. 121 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 1: So Moose has like the largest dick in history, and 122 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 1: miss is a hockey player, and she's always like times 123 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, it was kind of crazy because like, 124 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 1: normally I'm not attracted to hockey players, so it was 125 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:04,480 Speaker 1: absolutely insane for me to date this like bulky man 126 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 1: with a massive dick. Yeah. And then when she dates 127 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,240 Speaker 1: a baseball pair, she was like, it was so weird 128 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:13,520 Speaker 1: because I knew nothing about baseball. You're like, is it 129 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:19,600 Speaker 1: so weird? Weird? But she's not even I actually thought 130 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,560 Speaker 1: she was gonna be a little more guys girl and 131 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 1: being like I grew up going to the games with 132 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 1: daddy whatever, and I loved like playing touchdown, but like 133 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 1: she is more like I have no idea what's going 134 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 1: on in the field. I'm just like they're just such 135 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: bad boys. I am so obsessed with her like open 136 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,920 Speaker 1: dizziness and like ignorance about sports. It's so hot. It's 137 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:46,000 Speaker 1: so just honest, and herre just like, yeah, I don't 138 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 1: fucking care about the plays, Like I am here for 139 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 1: the asses, I am here for the hot guys, for 140 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:58,200 Speaker 1: the power for like the whole stadium cheering for one man. 141 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,840 Speaker 1: I mean she basically like psycho life is her own 142 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:04,520 Speaker 1: attraction as being like athletes are gods and they get 143 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 1: all this attention in high school and everyone like thinks 144 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,360 Speaker 1: they're amazing at what they do and so they praise them, 145 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: so they grow up to be these absolute reton like 146 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,560 Speaker 1: don't have to I mean that's what the other thing 147 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,240 Speaker 1: she's always saying that athletes are so dumb, and she's 148 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:22,320 Speaker 1: just like you literally need like an athlete to human translator, 149 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:26,560 Speaker 1: because she's like there's two types of like speakers. There's 150 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:31,480 Speaker 1: like mumblers and then just like silence, like and then 151 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,840 Speaker 1: she'll like talk about like these dinner parties and like 152 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,600 Speaker 1: how like the wives are like also as stupid, and 153 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 1: she's always like if someone can speak, she's like, thank 154 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:43,439 Speaker 1: God for Christie for like getting me through that dinner 155 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:47,920 Speaker 1: at STK because like everyone is so always the tow. 156 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,880 Speaker 1: She's always at a steakhouse and it's always like six 157 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Speaker 1: other like implanted bimbos. She'd be like and they couldn't 158 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,199 Speaker 1: hold a conversation and they never spoke. And then there 159 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:59,959 Speaker 1: was one slutty former Hooters waitress that was my best friend. 160 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,800 Speaker 1: We got through that dinner with our mum, believe big. 161 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,480 Speaker 1: So she moves to La and she gets like her 162 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 1: start I feel like dating athletes. I mean there's one 163 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,280 Speaker 1: in high school, but by being a Hooters waitress, because like, 164 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,320 Speaker 1: athletes come to Hooters. I think she was a Hooters 165 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:17,520 Speaker 1: waitress and actually, oh, which makes so much So that's 166 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:23,280 Speaker 1: where the Hooters started, right, Okay, She reveals that also, 167 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 1: if you want to in her list of like where 168 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:32,479 Speaker 1: to meet athletes, she says, most athletes either live in Scottsdale, Arizona, 169 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,560 Speaker 1: or Florida, so just move there. Oh wait, hold on, 170 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:37,679 Speaker 1: I have the page where she goes. Okay, hold on, 171 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,360 Speaker 1: here is your very own where to Meet Athletes guide 172 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 1: one at the super Bowl and the several days of 173 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,160 Speaker 1: eventsive parties lead you know which go ahead. She goes 174 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,480 Speaker 1: to the super Bowl every year to meet guys like 175 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 1: and she's like her and all her friends with like 176 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: reserve tickets for all the parties at the super Bowl 177 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,200 Speaker 1: like months in advance and like yeah, that's where we 178 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,600 Speaker 1: just like findal our perspective dates for the next year. 179 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:01,480 Speaker 1: It's called prospecting. Literally. Just Also, she is never not 180 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:04,880 Speaker 1: at a Maxim it's this whole book is maxim Era 181 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:09,160 Speaker 1: or that magazine stuff. Well, she also talks at one 182 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,520 Speaker 1: point where she was just like, you know, before Maxim 183 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:15,640 Speaker 1: and stuff, all you had was play She's like, oh yeah, 184 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:19,440 Speaker 1: it was Playboy, which was full frontal and then like 185 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:24,199 Speaker 1: really boring like Good Housekeeping Cosmopolitan. Just like finally Maxim 186 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,720 Speaker 1: and FHM like created a new paradigm for women like me. 187 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 1: We're just like fun sexy actresses who didn't want to 188 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:35,360 Speaker 1: get fully new, right, fun sexy actresses who like are 189 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 1: on strong medicine. Because she gets to offer a Playboy 190 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:40,120 Speaker 1: and I forget she says no because then she like 191 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:43,600 Speaker 1: gets embarrassed from Moose's family or something. Yeah, she's been 192 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:48,959 Speaker 1: too differential to like these like asshole athlete families. Okay, continue, okay. 193 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,400 Speaker 1: Two at their local postcame hangout, usually a fine restaurant 194 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,600 Speaker 1: because they are hungry and already in a script every tea, 195 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:59,440 Speaker 1: which is so Ruth's Chriss. They're all at Ruth chrisus 196 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:04,520 Speaker 1: Webber Girl a s TK, the widest hugest suits. Every 197 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 1: team has one or two hangouts. You just have to 198 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,600 Speaker 1: befriend a trainer or someone who works closely with them, 199 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,560 Speaker 1: or pay attention to your local paper about where players 200 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:14,840 Speaker 1: are spotted. Okay, well I will say I remember my 201 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 1: dad because obviously he's such a rosa Blasi told me 202 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: that the Celtics worked dad, Your dad as Jockish worked 203 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:29,080 Speaker 1: out at his like greater Boston Jim. So the Celtics 204 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 1: heard of them, Oh well at what's it called health Point, 205 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,600 Speaker 1: at like health Point in Lincoln or conquered. I mean 206 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,760 Speaker 1: they built health Point like as like as like a 207 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,680 Speaker 1: Celtics like trains and right. So he befriended a trainer, 208 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,280 Speaker 1: So I befriended my dad who's a trainer. And did 209 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,080 Speaker 1: you find out what steakhouse they go to? I did not, 210 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,520 Speaker 1: but I feel like they were always at like Anthony's 211 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 1: Pier four. You don't think they go to move where 212 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:56,760 Speaker 1: I first had. That's favorite steakhouse. No, the move, when 213 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 1: your mom parents took me to move. That that is 214 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,600 Speaker 1: one of my life changing meals at move. And there's 215 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,600 Speaker 1: like big black and white photography of cows of guys 216 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,080 Speaker 1: because I think we're like sixteen and got up alcohol 217 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,800 Speaker 1: and I had a dubinet. You had, yeah, because your 218 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,679 Speaker 1: whole family was or in Dubane and I was like, 219 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:19,080 Speaker 1: what the fun can't we It's so unhealthly obsessed. It's 220 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,839 Speaker 1: like I've never heard thirties the card this drink. It's 221 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,439 Speaker 1: like you've read like a French upper tief. Okay, we're 222 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,520 Speaker 1: bringing back Dubana in twenty twenty two. It's the newest 223 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,640 Speaker 1: press Omertini. I'm calling it now. Okay, back to the list. 224 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:37,320 Speaker 1: Five player parking months accesses are usually surprisingly sparsely or 225 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 1: not at all guarded during the practice week. Six official 226 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,679 Speaker 1: team hotel. They checking around dinner time on Saturday night 227 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:46,800 Speaker 1: in their home cities the night before the game. I mean, 228 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,600 Speaker 1: that's kind of obvious. Seven NFL players usually have a 229 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,880 Speaker 1: hot spot nightclub on Sunday night. Monday night is their 230 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,400 Speaker 1: weekend night because Tuesday is their only night off during 231 00:13:55,440 --> 00:14:00,720 Speaker 1: the week. That's actually really good advice, it is knowing 232 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,200 Speaker 1: the schedule during game season. Sometimes if a coach is 233 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,760 Speaker 1: in a good mood, they'll get off Monday after a 234 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 1: Sunday win as well. Figuring out the hotspot is easier 235 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,400 Speaker 1: and say Green Bay, Wisconsin, than it is in Manhattan, 236 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 1: because at Manhattan, like maybe they're going to just like 237 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:18,920 Speaker 1: zero bond and partying with Eric Adams and having vegan ball. 238 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,640 Speaker 1: There's many a cheesy nightclub. Also, like later on in 239 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:26,360 Speaker 1: the book when her husband quote unquote Tim plays for 240 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 1: the Giants and she's so like being like, uh, like 241 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,800 Speaker 1: they're called in Newark Giants, but like I basically had 242 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,520 Speaker 1: to become a New Jersey housewife and like that sucked. 243 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:36,680 Speaker 1: And she was just like and it's so fake and 244 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,160 Speaker 1: they're like so having fake cachet for being in New York, 245 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,800 Speaker 1: but it's just Jersey. Put the Giants on blast. Yeah, 246 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 1: literally say it proud. Oh wait. And also, my cousin 247 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,920 Speaker 1: is in this book. Oh I have the page. I 248 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,600 Speaker 1: think she's I think she's Melissa. Yeah, because she, like 249 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 1: my cousin was like yeah, like she said, she like 250 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,320 Speaker 1: says this thing where she like calls her up for 251 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,120 Speaker 1: being like so hanging out with her grandma because like, 252 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: my cousin is such a saying she was always hanging 253 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,560 Speaker 1: with my grandmother. May she rest in peace, treise before 254 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,920 Speaker 1: she died, wonderful and like, and there's this scene where 255 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,440 Speaker 1: she's like, uh, yeah that I call me from a 256 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 1: list and she was like, I play my grandma. But 257 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 1: then she also says like she is an amazing Oh yeah, 258 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:19,560 Speaker 1: She's like, damn, my friend Melissa had a dunkadunk like 259 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,600 Speaker 1: ass for days. So I call her up and I'm like, 260 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,880 Speaker 1: let's go clubbing and she's like no, I'm hanging my grandma. 261 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:30,000 Speaker 1: And I'm like, girls, show that ass off tonight. And 262 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:34,080 Speaker 1: this is just one page. My cousin also has an 263 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,640 Speaker 1: amazing she should just be on the spisode. Yeah, she 264 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,840 Speaker 1: has an amazing story about meeting Josh Jumal at the 265 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,480 Speaker 1: Playboy mansion. And then she like, I mean, I don't 266 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,320 Speaker 1: want to tell her. It's her story. I'll let her. 267 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,520 Speaker 1: Don't tell a woman's story, never tell a woman's story. 268 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,080 Speaker 1: But it's funny and m yeah, she got his number 269 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,680 Speaker 1: and that's all I'll say. Damn. I want to read 270 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:55,800 Speaker 1: this part where she finds out her first like long 271 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,680 Speaker 1: term hockey boyfriend Moose is a sex addict and has 272 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,200 Speaker 1: been like cheating on her all the time, which is 273 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,480 Speaker 1: just like the all athletes. And she finds out because 274 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 1: like a random friend of hers from Atlanta puts his 275 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,880 Speaker 1: friend on the phone who turns out to be like 276 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:16,440 Speaker 1: Moose's other girlfriend, and then she flies to Atlanta like 277 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,880 Speaker 1: everything is so crazy movie where it's like, oh, she's 278 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,560 Speaker 1: constantly hoppying on a plane to fly to meet a girl, 279 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,800 Speaker 1: just like have a weird conversation about another athlete, or 280 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,560 Speaker 1: just like because she's dating a guy who was like 281 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,240 Speaker 1: having an away game in Minnesota, and she's like, mind you, 282 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,240 Speaker 1: I had fourteen hours shooting days on strong medicine. So 283 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:39,040 Speaker 1: I'm leaving Lax at like midnight, arriving in Minneapolis International, 284 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 1: flying back out on Sunday to be there for makeup call. Okay, 285 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,280 Speaker 1: So her revenge is her and this other girl call 286 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,600 Speaker 1: Moose and like call him being so like, hey, we 287 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:57,120 Speaker 1: found each other, like you're caught. But then she gets 288 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 1: like a mastiff dog and she goes to the vet 289 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,760 Speaker 1: when it gets neutered, and asked her vet to put 290 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:09,439 Speaker 1: the balls in a zip block bag, and then she 291 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,639 Speaker 1: goes in amazing jar. Floating in vodka were two small 292 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,879 Speaker 1: puppy testicles. Jake had been neutered the day before, and 293 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,800 Speaker 1: like a weirdo, I asked the vet if he could 294 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,840 Speaker 1: put them in a ziplock for me. The vet said, 295 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,360 Speaker 1: you have no idea how often I get that request. 296 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,920 Speaker 1: It was meant to be a joke and Moose got 297 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,359 Speaker 1: my sarcasm in my sense of humor, he called me 298 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,439 Speaker 1: when he received it, laughing, These are now what I 299 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,800 Speaker 1: think they are, he giggled, as much as an enormous 300 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:35,320 Speaker 1: man can. Well they aren't Joki, I snorted. They actually 301 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,960 Speaker 1: did look just like Joki from your Favorite Time and 302 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,080 Speaker 1: Play Sam Sauce. When I wasn't mailing organs or missing Mooses, 303 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,639 Speaker 1: it became evident to me that I needed to get 304 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:53,679 Speaker 1: tested for every possible disease, including huff in mouth. She 305 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:58,280 Speaker 1: is so fucking funny and laid in the book when 306 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,000 Speaker 1: she's at a sex shop with one of her girlfriend 307 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,680 Speaker 1: and they see a dildo and the friend is just like, oh, 308 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,959 Speaker 1: who could ever be that big in real life? And 309 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:09,560 Speaker 1: she just goes, that was my Moose, I mean, And 310 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,359 Speaker 1: that brings it back to the sort of ageled thing 311 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 1: where it so it's like there's always that one dick 312 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 1: you just can never get out of your head, right, 313 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,680 Speaker 1: We've all got one like she, you know, as much 314 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 1: as maybe Moose broke her heart, but he also is 315 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,560 Speaker 1: the one that got her hooked, Like she's always going 316 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,760 Speaker 1: to be thinking about that move. He got her hooked, 317 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,600 Speaker 1: and then some okay, the baseball player who has the 318 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,320 Speaker 1: small dick, who they nicknamed the bat, but honey, it 319 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:38,359 Speaker 1: wasn't a bat, and like, so she'd heard that his 320 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,160 Speaker 1: nickname was the Bat. So she was so excited because 321 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,840 Speaker 1: she had had the like Moose experience. Right, She's been like, Okay, 322 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,600 Speaker 1: they've got a nickname. She's like, you know it's good. 323 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,480 Speaker 1: So I was ready at the plate, all right. So 324 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 1: this is she's with the baseball player and this is 325 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,199 Speaker 1: like they like met in like Miami or something, and 326 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,720 Speaker 1: it's always so like on a bo They met at 327 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,879 Speaker 1: the Playboy mansion and she was like so wasted and 328 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,199 Speaker 1: like vomiting, and she was like, please hold my clutch. 329 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 1: And then she came back and he was like, I'm 330 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,920 Speaker 1: holding your clutch and she was like, I can't believe 331 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,160 Speaker 1: he didn't steal my clutch, Like I have such good 332 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 1: judgment when I'm wasted. And she didn't recognize him, and 333 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,960 Speaker 1: she's like, but I recognize my bag. Wait, just one 334 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,600 Speaker 1: other thing before you read that, This thing about it 335 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,240 Speaker 1: where she was like, I rarely drank, but I discovered 336 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,720 Speaker 1: this amazing concoction called a red Bull and vodka. Okay, 337 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:28,760 Speaker 1: She's like, and it's absolutely satanic. Okay, when things progressed 338 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:33,040 Speaker 1: in the bedroom and it was time to consummate our friendship, 339 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,639 Speaker 1: Pete paused as he was about to do his unveiling. 340 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 1: Oh and every guy doesn't unveiling, which I wonder if 341 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,919 Speaker 1: that's so straight where it's just like you have to 342 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,960 Speaker 1: be like, okay, here we go, producer Meg. But my 343 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,480 Speaker 1: producer Meg is shaking her head. I think it's a 344 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,760 Speaker 1: little more like that's not athlete. And they're in this 345 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:54,840 Speaker 1: huge carpeted bedroom. He's taking off his huge like Ermani 346 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,720 Speaker 1: slacks that are still like so bagging. He's taking off 347 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,080 Speaker 1: these like leather shoes. Right, So it isn't unveiling because 348 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,679 Speaker 1: you're basically like it's like curtains on a stage. Everything 349 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,200 Speaker 1: is just so large, and I feel like they're so 350 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:09,200 Speaker 1: like let's get ready to rumble, and are like all right, 351 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,760 Speaker 1: like get ready for it. Okay, Well this is very 352 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,480 Speaker 1: not okay, Pete paused as he was about to do 353 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:19,640 Speaker 1: his unvailing. That's odd, I thought. Usually guys are so 354 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,200 Speaker 1: spastically and eagerly wanting to show you their pride and joy. 355 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,119 Speaker 1: Even toddlers can't keep their hands out of their diapers 356 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,280 Speaker 1: with his hands in the zipper of his jeans. He 357 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,720 Speaker 1: sort of laughed and quietly said, I'm well, I'm not 358 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,160 Speaker 1: that big. He was doing his dead pan thing again, 359 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,439 Speaker 1: but I knew this time he had to be kidding. 360 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,720 Speaker 1: I just laughed. I was in on the joke. His 361 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,600 Speaker 1: nickname was the Bat. I'd learned from Moose's nickname to 362 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,520 Speaker 1: take them seriously. All jokes are somewhat based in truth. Right, 363 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,200 Speaker 1: turns out I was a slow learner. Pete had no 364 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,200 Speaker 1: bat to speak of. Where a penis would normally be located, 365 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,200 Speaker 1: there was a skinny, sad popsicle stick. I was sure 366 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,800 Speaker 1: it could be bent and damaged upon touch. It was 367 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,200 Speaker 1: more beef jerky than hot dog, unless you left the 368 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,240 Speaker 1: hot dog of the Arizona desert for a week to 369 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:07,639 Speaker 1: shrivel and dry up. The Arizona's back at me fixed 370 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,119 Speaker 1: between two completely shaven balls and traces of baby powder 371 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,280 Speaker 1: on them. To this day, I can't look at Dunkin 372 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:20,560 Speaker 1: Donuts powdered munchkins without thinking about them. She is a poet. 373 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 1: She is a poet. Also on her wiki, I read 374 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 1: that in twenty and eighteen she got her license as 375 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 1: a family and marriage counselor yeah, get the fuck out 376 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,720 Speaker 1: of town because she's like addicted to her marriage therapist 377 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,480 Speaker 1: when she's married to Tim Fish, who it later turns 378 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:49,920 Speaker 1: out was like the most insane psychopath prostitutes. I mean 379 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:54,040 Speaker 1: the fact gamblerked her best friend on their weddingness that 380 00:21:54,400 --> 00:22:00,280 Speaker 1: was insane after they had fucked too. It wasn't even like, oh, 381 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,800 Speaker 1: she passed and not that I'm saying that would be okay, 382 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,639 Speaker 1: but I'm saying like, not that she was so wasted 383 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 1: and then passed out and he was like, well, I 384 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,920 Speaker 1: need to fuck, so I'm gonna go like find Amy. Yeah, 385 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,800 Speaker 1: that would have made a little worse. They'd already fucked. 386 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,000 Speaker 1: She was like, we consummated our marriage, like fellasy was 387 00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,239 Speaker 1: like three am. Then he gets out of bed and 388 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,840 Speaker 1: goes to her friend's room like knocks on the door 389 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,720 Speaker 1: and fox her and they're like yeah, let's like do coke, 390 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,800 Speaker 1: and then they get in the hot up and then 391 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,840 Speaker 1: also even sketchier, like Amy doesn't need remember She's like yeah, 392 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,360 Speaker 1: then he threw me down and like things were faded. 393 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:33,520 Speaker 1: And then this scene, the scene where she confronts Amy, 394 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,760 Speaker 1: and it's like at the most like Santa Monica beer restaurant, 395 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,320 Speaker 1: and there's like so many Ahey towers everywhere, the Awey 396 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,480 Speaker 1: towers in this book. It's like she's constantly at It's 397 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,560 Speaker 1: like the most black, lacquered, glossy restaurant. Oh it was 398 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,919 Speaker 1: the most reality show confrontation where it So you know, 399 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,160 Speaker 1: it's like at a weird non dining hour like three 400 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,000 Speaker 1: and like, no, we're there. Also she orders, She's like, 401 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,840 Speaker 1: so I rarely drink Yeah, I instead of any way 402 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,080 Speaker 1: one sprints or I got a mohito, but I ordered 403 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:06,960 Speaker 1: it magito. She was like, it's always really fun to 404 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 1: miss pronounce things and watch the waiters. Like again, this 405 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 1: is why she is literally favorite literally us. Do you 406 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,280 Speaker 1: remember that time we want to? 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And like first the drug use is 450 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:24,840 Speaker 1: revealed on this trip to Chicago obviously where she finds 451 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,840 Speaker 1: the massive bottle of percoset, and then he called her 452 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,639 Speaker 1: and revealed the whole Amy thing. She also was very 453 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,360 Speaker 1: good at teasing out where she'll be like time about 454 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,119 Speaker 1: the wedding and being like, yeah, and here's a photo 455 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,400 Speaker 1: of Amy with my husband more on that, you know, 456 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,160 Speaker 1: on the wedding, and has a photo of it. It's 457 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,159 Speaker 1: really literally on the wedding. Oh wait, So then for 458 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,760 Speaker 1: their honeymoon they go, she goes are their honeymoon's basically 459 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:52,640 Speaker 1: just her filming the grudge, and then he leaves and 460 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,120 Speaker 1: then Amy admits that they met up for like Mexican 461 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,119 Speaker 1: and she's like yeah, and after one too many sangrias, 462 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,920 Speaker 1: like we were fucking, and she's like, meanwhile, I'm having 463 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:07,480 Speaker 1: shaboo shaboos, stormshell Geller, hold on, can I get it? 464 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,520 Speaker 1: I've got the confrontation scene. Okay. I got to the 465 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:15,680 Speaker 1: restaurant Mediteriano on the hermost sup I also highlighted Mediterriano, 466 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:21,560 Speaker 1: I'm dead at that name, and waited shakily for her 467 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,280 Speaker 1: to arrive. Normally I would have asked for a white 468 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,520 Speaker 1: Ryne spritzer, but it was a little embarrassing how much 469 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,720 Speaker 1: of a lightweight on trigger, so I decided to man 470 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:32,119 Speaker 1: up with a mojito instead. Okay. So then she's like 471 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 1: trying to confront Amy because she's already been told by 472 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,200 Speaker 1: a friend that Amy fucked her husband. But Amy doesn't 473 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,240 Speaker 1: know this, and Amy has basically been like a weirdly 474 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: distant friend for years and maybe stopped talking to her. 475 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:49,760 Speaker 1: Sassy Christmas card with an and likes a side don't. 476 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,040 Speaker 1: Then she goes on this amazing. She does go in tangents, 477 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,680 Speaker 1: but like she'll get you back there again, amazing writing 478 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,000 Speaker 1: where she's like, and by the way, normal Christmas cards 479 00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:02,480 Speaker 1: fucking suck, and so do like Christmas letters, Like how 480 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,240 Speaker 1: about being honest for once and being like, hey, yeah, 481 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,800 Speaker 1: I'm pregnant with our third baby accidentally and my pussy 482 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,080 Speaker 1: is stretched out. I hate my husband. He's a dick. 483 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,879 Speaker 1: She's like, be fucking honest. So she's like, so I 484 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:18,399 Speaker 1: send out hilarious Christmas cards, one of them being her 485 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,040 Speaker 1: and her husband with and Nicole. Okay. So, and then 486 00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:22,880 Speaker 1: on the one that she sends to Amy, she rates 487 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,720 Speaker 1: on the back and the award for like worst caller 488 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,679 Speaker 1: back Friend of the Year award goes to Amy like 489 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,919 Speaker 1: hope you're well. She was like, and I thought that 490 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,160 Speaker 1: was sassy and fine and she totally get my sense 491 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:38,800 Speaker 1: of humor because we're girlfriends. When she'll be like, we 492 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:43,680 Speaker 1: totally bonded over our senses of humor. She has one 493 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,600 Speaker 1: which I feel like, I guess is important when you 494 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,880 Speaker 1: are like, only hang out with it. I mean, that's 495 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 1: just like straight, just be like and then I was 496 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 1: sarcastic him, and he totally got it. Um okay. So 497 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,520 Speaker 1: she's like trying to like get Amy to basically like 498 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,600 Speaker 1: come out and say it. Amy. It's like, how are you? 499 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,400 Speaker 1: She's like, you know, they're mediariano like having their bujutos. 500 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,120 Speaker 1: Turns out I believed him as a sociopath. I also 501 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,120 Speaker 1: believe he's at the prescription pills. He's dedicate to gambling 502 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,719 Speaker 1: almost one hundred thousand dollars of our savings. And get this, 503 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,760 Speaker 1: he's been cheating on me. Well. From the wedding night, 504 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,920 Speaker 1: I paused to gesture in her direction until the present. 505 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,360 Speaker 1: I waited for her to react to my not so 506 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,640 Speaker 1: s little gesture. She was stone faced. There was nothing there. 507 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,120 Speaker 1: I knew she possessed a saggard and was a wanna 508 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,880 Speaker 1: be actress, but come on, so then she goes look 509 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 1: Aim I used her nickname her nickname being Aim. We 510 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,320 Speaker 1: can sit here in bullshit for twenty more minutes, or 511 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,040 Speaker 1: we can be honest like we used to be, and 512 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 1: you can tell me from your perspective what happened the 513 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,040 Speaker 1: night of my wedding with you and Tim. Now, Amy 514 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:48,120 Speaker 1: took a deep, dramatic, stellar Adler studio acting breath, and 515 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,200 Speaker 1: then she took another, this one from Meisner's studies. I 516 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 1: have the patience to watch her gulped out all the 517 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 1: oxygen in the rooms. Why kourage her to start talking 518 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,000 Speaker 1: and stop with the yoga breaths. There's nothing you can 519 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,840 Speaker 1: tell me about Tim that or you know, unless you 520 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,280 Speaker 1: tell me that you have a four year old son 521 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 1: with him. I meant business, but I wasn't threatening me 522 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,240 Speaker 1: because the sick part of me, one of the dirty 523 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,480 Speaker 1: little details that only people who have been cheated on 524 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,760 Speaker 1: long for less, was not more. I wanted to know 525 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,800 Speaker 1: to paint a vivid picture, to make sure that my 526 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,240 Speaker 1: torture was sketched out for me on a full blown 527 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,400 Speaker 1: color campus. And so then Amy reveals Rose I was 528 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,720 Speaker 1: in a really dark place at the time. What I 529 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,360 Speaker 1: did was inexcusable, but I was a different person back then. 530 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,040 Speaker 1: I was trying to deal with the worst depression. I 531 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 1: did things I'm not proud of. There were a lot 532 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,200 Speaker 1: of drugs at your wedding, you know, she continued, a 533 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,640 Speaker 1: matter of fact, as if it was also printed in 534 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,600 Speaker 1: the wedding program. Uh No, I did not know, I said, 535 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,960 Speaker 1: wondering out much I love her? Like wait, okay, honestly, 536 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,080 Speaker 1: like there was so much. There was like a lot 537 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,080 Speaker 1: of coke. I also don't find like coke to me 538 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,640 Speaker 1: is like doesn't make you want to fuck someone's usband, 539 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,520 Speaker 1: like and being drunk is more like, oh my god, 540 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,200 Speaker 1: and then it happened. I feel like coke is a 541 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,640 Speaker 1: little more like you're focused. Oh wait, just one more line, 542 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,760 Speaker 1: she goes, No, I did not know. I was wondering 543 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,880 Speaker 1: how much more it could possibly have been unaware of? 544 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,240 Speaker 1: Was I a female? Was my name even Rosa? Was 545 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,480 Speaker 1: I invited to the same wedding? How could I be 546 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,800 Speaker 1: so helen Keller about what was going on around me? 547 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,200 Speaker 1: This is another thing where this book is so kind 548 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,080 Speaker 1: of full of these things that aren't necessarily like like 549 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,440 Speaker 1: cancelable in a twenty twenty one way, But it's just 550 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,440 Speaker 1: like things that an editor would be like, well, you 551 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,760 Speaker 1: just can't say Helen Keller. Yeah, there are definitely some 552 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:34,240 Speaker 1: parts that would not be written today, and that's another 553 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,640 Speaker 1: reason why she is an icon and I'm obsessed with 554 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 1: her anti woke queen rosa blasphemy. Well, okay, can I 555 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,320 Speaker 1: ask you, like, what substance would make you do something 556 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:53,400 Speaker 1: destroys a friendship? Interesting? Like I do feel like catnap, yeah, kada, 557 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,040 Speaker 1: I don't know, it's like more ecstasy, right, like right, 558 00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:01,479 Speaker 1: and then you're like sorry, you're queen role ing. Um. 559 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,240 Speaker 1: Coke feels just so like loud conversation, like I think, yeah, 560 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,880 Speaker 1: ruin a friendship. I guess like yeah, more alcohol or 561 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:13,800 Speaker 1: like because it's like mushrooms. I'm always get so like mucacy, 562 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:17,240 Speaker 1: which is disgusting and like not a hot sexual look. 563 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:24,760 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, stay away from mushrooms, especially while you have koobee. Um, 564 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,080 Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I would fuck my friend's husband. 565 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:31,680 Speaker 1: I'm Coke. That's my final answer. Like I get that 566 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,400 Speaker 1: Amy perspective because like I mean yes, like yes, Amy 567 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,840 Speaker 1: should be held accountable and like that's so fucked up 568 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,760 Speaker 1: when you have to draw the line somewhere and your 569 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,880 Speaker 1: friend's husband on their wedding night is psycho, but then 570 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,680 Speaker 1: at the same time you're like, oh my god, I 571 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,600 Speaker 1: can't believe this is happening. It's literally the wedding night. 572 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,360 Speaker 1: This is such a thing. It's almost more I kind 573 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,400 Speaker 1: of see it to play like Amy's side, Like it's 574 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,640 Speaker 1: kind of hotter that it's on the wedding night because 575 00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 1: it's so exactly You're like, and we're getting the hot 576 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,520 Speaker 1: up and just like I can't believe I'm just like 577 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,240 Speaker 1: this naughty, bad, bad bitch. So I think it's more 578 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,959 Speaker 1: the heat of that of the betrayal versus just like 579 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,960 Speaker 1: doing lines in this hotel room. I also but do 580 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 1: love that Rosa isn't like, yes, she confronts Amy, but 581 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,719 Speaker 1: she's not being so like you know, she puts blame 582 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,320 Speaker 1: on the husband, but also like Amy was a bad friend, 583 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,520 Speaker 1: Like she disappeared for years out of guilt, and it's 584 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,600 Speaker 1: like it is weird, but she's being like we're having drinks, 585 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,480 Speaker 1: where like she is so reality show. She is living 586 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,880 Speaker 1: her own reality show in this fab way. Like she 587 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,040 Speaker 1: she does the thing where then she becomes friends with 588 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,720 Speaker 1: the girl who is fucking Moose in Atlanta and then 589 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,920 Speaker 1: they like send him a Polaro, I being like, we're 590 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,800 Speaker 1: not fucking you anymore. But then she like does get 591 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,760 Speaker 1: back together with the Moose, but then eventually up with them, 592 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,080 Speaker 1: but she and that girl become like wing women and 593 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,640 Speaker 1: like go to just like viper room and like find 594 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,120 Speaker 1: more athletes together. Yeah, and I feel like she's like 595 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,760 Speaker 1: any Yes, she was my plus one to the Maximum 596 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:05,920 Speaker 1: part at the two thousand and seven super Bowl with 597 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,200 Speaker 1: the part where she was like, uh yeah. Basically every 598 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,440 Speaker 1: party that's not the Maxim or the Playboy party at 599 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,640 Speaker 1: the super Bowl in Tampa two thousand and six wants 600 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,640 Speaker 1: to be the Playboy or the Maxim party at the 601 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:19,960 Speaker 1: super Bowl. Um, can I please quickly just say the 602 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,080 Speaker 1: best line in the book, the best line possibly in 603 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:26,480 Speaker 1: any book ever written? Go on, I was guest starring 604 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:32,240 Speaker 1: as a lap dancer suffering from xima On Becker. Literally 605 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,480 Speaker 1: best line in any book ever. And that's like in 606 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,880 Speaker 1: the beginning of the book. When I read that, I screamed, 607 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,200 Speaker 1: and it's a throwaway line. She's like with somebody else, 608 00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:43,560 Speaker 1: She's like, so I was guest starry as a lap 609 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:48,560 Speaker 1: dancer from xmon Becker Becker Becker. Ted Danson's show post 610 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,080 Speaker 1: cheers and he's like a coach. Yeah, I think it's 611 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,360 Speaker 1: about I think it's about him being a courage It 612 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,000 Speaker 1: sounds like the most CBS show ever, so CBS and 613 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,440 Speaker 1: of course like it also likes of course there was 614 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:06,000 Speaker 1: CBS so many seasons. Oh no, he's a doctor who's 615 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:11,200 Speaker 1: easily annoyed by his noisy neighbors. That's the premise of 616 00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:20,160 Speaker 1: the shows, a doctor with neighbors, pitching that, okay, we 617 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:24,759 Speaker 1: need a reboot of Becker. Now, um, okay, who are you, like, horneyist? 618 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,440 Speaker 1: What sport are you hornyist for? Out of like the 619 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:34,040 Speaker 1: Big Hockey, Baseball, Football, the Big ones, Because I feel 620 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,799 Speaker 1: like you're going to be like, yeah, well, like the 621 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,920 Speaker 1: swimmer is really hot or like this, No I know 622 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,359 Speaker 1: I'm not. I mean also swimmer like they're all gay, 623 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,480 Speaker 1: so it's like that's a little bit too easy. Um 624 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,759 Speaker 1: the Americans, Yeah, the Big Four. Um, I would say hockey. 625 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,720 Speaker 1: I kind of think hockey too, because they're like so, 626 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,000 Speaker 1: I mean like people in basketball are hotter, but like 627 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,839 Speaker 1: hockey is like nasty, like everyone has like fucked up tea, 628 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,640 Speaker 1: like white trash. Of all this sport, it's the most 629 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,719 Speaker 1: like toothless trailer one and that's hot. No, yeah, just 630 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,960 Speaker 1: because well a baseball like you don't have to be 631 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Speaker 1: in shape to play baseball, like baseball players are like 632 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,200 Speaker 1: I will say my yeah, is like thinks baseball players 633 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,840 Speaker 1: like the hottest because baseball is so like chunky. But 634 00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,759 Speaker 1: I don't know. I would say hockey, then basketball, then 635 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,279 Speaker 1: football then actually no, but there is something you know, 636 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,920 Speaker 1: because baseball is like accessible. Also football they're just too big. 637 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,520 Speaker 1: They're too big, but they're really the brains are yeah, 638 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,560 Speaker 1: and they're also I mean, I mean the football statistics 639 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,360 Speaker 1: are so depressing. And this is obviously such a different 640 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,319 Speaker 1: podcast than ours to be like, did you know that's 641 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:43,520 Speaker 1: seventy five percent of professional football? You have CTE and 642 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,960 Speaker 1: like go bankrupt within two years or whatever. But it's 643 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,200 Speaker 1: fucked up and sports are fucked Oh yeah, she gives 644 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,960 Speaker 1: all these stats. She's like, if you're a football player, 645 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,040 Speaker 1: you're like sixty more times to die of this, and 646 00:36:56,239 --> 00:37:00,000 Speaker 1: like go into depth. So I for me, I feel 647 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:09,120 Speaker 1: like it's basketball, hockey, baseball, football, Yeah, I mean basketball. 648 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,080 Speaker 1: I think is that they're always the most like specimens 649 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,560 Speaker 1: of masculinity. I mean they're all like so tall and 650 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,759 Speaker 1: muscular like baseball. I feel like that's why I idolize 651 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,680 Speaker 1: more of like look wise, because it's kind of like 652 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,880 Speaker 1: husky guys who were chains, yeah, and like grow with 653 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,880 Speaker 1: their hair and like you don't have to be in perfection. 654 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,080 Speaker 1: So you I mean that you want to be a 655 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,080 Speaker 1: baseball player. I mean that was the spot I played most. 656 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,719 Speaker 1: But you'll hear more about my baseball career in the 657 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:39,120 Speaker 1: VIP lounge. Oh for sure, we're gonna get into childhood 658 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,799 Speaker 1: sports in the VIP owned because I know you guys 659 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,960 Speaker 1: are all in an athletic mood. I guess. Just to 660 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:49,879 Speaker 1: close out this amazing book. Though, at the end of 661 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,720 Speaker 1: the book when she's talking about this isn't a total spoiler, 662 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,920 Speaker 1: but she talks about her daughter coming home from kindergarten 663 00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,600 Speaker 1: and is like, and she came home and was like, Mommy, 664 00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:02,080 Speaker 1: this boy like Darren dressed up in a football jersey 665 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,480 Speaker 1: and I like him. And she goes, oh God. The 666 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:09,440 Speaker 1: sequel just being like, yes, my six year old is 667 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,680 Speaker 1: also tourney for athletes. I also love that she like, 668 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,000 Speaker 1: I mean a I just want to say, like I 669 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,120 Speaker 1: love her acting career, that it's so random and like 670 00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,120 Speaker 1: she just like was a steadily working actress who just 671 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,960 Speaker 1: like made a buttload on a Lifetime show, but like, oh, 672 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,560 Speaker 1: she's also a house flipper and there was like a 673 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:28,040 Speaker 1: house flipper like and like has booked a lot of 674 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,960 Speaker 1: other stuff and then ended up marrying this like really 675 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,480 Speaker 1: nice five seven guy who lived across the street from her, 676 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,120 Speaker 1: and it's like it's such a rom com. Okay, but 677 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,839 Speaker 1: what is kind of random? And I also looked this up. 678 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,799 Speaker 1: The guy at the end of the book that like 679 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,279 Speaker 1: she ends up with is not who she married Match. 680 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,120 Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah, she marriored it different. This is like 681 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,920 Speaker 1: I think they broke up because then I looked at 682 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:53,840 Speaker 1: her people wedding photos and it's like a totally different 683 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,919 Speaker 1: guy that has one daughter that she'd been on match 684 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,879 Speaker 1: dot com Wait, that she met in the twenty eight 685 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,399 Speaker 1: teen or something, because this book is from like twenty ten. 686 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:08,080 Speaker 1: Oh okay, wow, so still a happy ending. Yeah, but 687 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,040 Speaker 1: I am like still a happy ending. But I am like, 688 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,399 Speaker 1: so you still are like famous enough that you were 689 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,120 Speaker 1: getting this like people Mag's bread. Oh did she and 690 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,080 Speaker 1: Mitch never get married? No, she doesn't marry the guy 691 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,960 Speaker 1: that she talks about that she ends up with at 692 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,720 Speaker 1: the end of this book she marries like a different 693 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,879 Speaker 1: man that I'll be posting on art Instagram. Halley ass 694 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:39,200 Speaker 1: segments hu hut Okay, how does she live? How does 695 00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,360 Speaker 1: she live? What does she wear? What doth she EATO? 696 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:47,799 Speaker 1: What do okay? What does she what doth she eat? Eat? Um? Ah? 697 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,160 Speaker 1: He towers as discuss ah he towers. I also feel 698 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,799 Speaker 1: like she's so like a single mom. I'm eating like 699 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,920 Speaker 1: crap maccaroni, and she is while standing up while doing 700 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,880 Speaker 1: laudre like mom life. Yeah, she doesn't really mentioned like 701 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:05,040 Speaker 1: cooking very much. I don't think she's much of a chef. No, 702 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,279 Speaker 1: I feel like she's growl maybe now in her like 703 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,080 Speaker 1: twenty eighteen second marriage, she's been a little bit more 704 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,360 Speaker 1: like roasting this. I feel like she's carry in and 705 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,520 Speaker 1: just like that, always making just salmon and asparagus. Oh 706 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,320 Speaker 1: I haven't maybe I haven't seen that episode yet. She 707 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,239 Speaker 1: stops in the first episode and in the episode that 708 00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:26,799 Speaker 1: you watched on your phone, So I remember Big is 709 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,400 Speaker 1: like imagine you ten years ago, like you wouldn't be 710 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,879 Speaker 1: caught dead with like a salmon, right okay? Oh right? 711 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,520 Speaker 1: And she and they're being so like Laura of the 712 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,680 Speaker 1: show and just being like, remember when you're a stove 713 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,359 Speaker 1: was only first shoes. She's just like we've gotten from 714 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:48,759 Speaker 1: Minoa low to Manoah. Yeah, I mean she was. I 715 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,480 Speaker 1: mean her heyday was that, you know, the height of 716 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,439 Speaker 1: steakhouse culture. She's just always her on athletes and they're 717 00:40:55,520 --> 00:41:00,279 Speaker 1: ordering massive like Pricatas and linaise As. Yeah, she's at 718 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,560 Speaker 1: the stakehouse after a big game, and I think obviously 719 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:07,400 Speaker 1: she is so la actress and she's like cheat mail Mexican. 720 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,880 Speaker 1: Well she's also though, you know what I love is 721 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,600 Speaker 1: that she's like she's so like body honesty in this 722 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,480 Speaker 1: way where she's just like, yeah, like I had a 723 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,120 Speaker 1: couple extra pounds in my my race, and just like no, 724 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,640 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like pretend that that's me being so 725 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,000 Speaker 1: like hell, yes, like I'm a role model, but I'm 726 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,719 Speaker 1: also gonna be like, yes, I am a robot. Right, 727 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,919 Speaker 1: She's not being like fuck yes body positivity. She's gen 728 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,080 Speaker 1: X and like, yes, the exercise craze of the eighties, 729 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,839 Speaker 1: like did this sort of begin our modern era of 730 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:43,080 Speaker 1: like wellness, But like it hadn't permeated. I think so deeply, 731 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,719 Speaker 1: and I think that you could still just like be 732 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,120 Speaker 1: an actress in Hollywood of the nineties and just like, 733 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,840 Speaker 1: never go to the gym. I might not even know 734 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,920 Speaker 1: what the gym is, right, Like I'm sure she would 735 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,960 Speaker 1: do like was in like such a totally like a 736 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,799 Speaker 1: nineties workoutut fit and was like doing kind of like 737 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,520 Speaker 1: calisthenics maybe on Venus Beach with a couple of girlfriends 738 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:05,959 Speaker 1: of hers, and they're like running on the beach sometimes occasionally, 739 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,239 Speaker 1: like Melissa and CC, we're like, uh, we're doing a 740 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:14,080 Speaker 1: beach runs, silly beach run like Charity. Wait, she's also 741 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,560 Speaker 1: so Charity fitness avount. Yes, she also Wait, she also 742 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,359 Speaker 1: has like her gaze that she goes to Big Bear 743 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,319 Speaker 1: with every summer. Oh right, And she's always been just like, yes, 744 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,240 Speaker 1: I'm a fag haag, Yes, I'm a fagcag. Get yourself 745 00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:30,480 Speaker 1: a squad of gays. They're way funnier and I can say. 746 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,440 Speaker 1: And she was like, because like when she goes on 747 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,040 Speaker 1: that match dot Com date with that guy that she's 748 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,400 Speaker 1: like obsessed with, and she's like he had this vein 749 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,719 Speaker 1: in between his elbow and his bicept that I just 750 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,160 Speaker 1: wanted to lick, and I like couldn't stop staring at 751 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:48,480 Speaker 1: him at our dinner at like Marimontosa Beach and then 752 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,600 Speaker 1: and then it turns out that like he works for 753 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,120 Speaker 1: ESPN dot com and like once talk to her ex 754 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,480 Speaker 1: husband about like an investment opportunity and he thought it 755 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,880 Speaker 1: was like too close to like date her, and she 756 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,399 Speaker 1: was like, God, damn it, I wanted to lick that vein. 757 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,880 Speaker 1: And then my husband and then she's like telling her 758 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,600 Speaker 1: gaze about it because he like doesn't call her back 759 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,360 Speaker 1: for like four days, and the girlfriends are being like, 760 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,640 Speaker 1: oh my god, he's probably like busy, and she's like, honey, 761 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,520 Speaker 1: good your gaze if you want the real story, and 762 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,000 Speaker 1: the kids are like, oh girl, this isn't good. Yeah, 763 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:28,000 Speaker 1: move on for you. Is she red wine? No, but 764 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,319 Speaker 1: I don't think she's white wine spritzer. I don't think 765 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,839 Speaker 1: she drinks though, right, she's white. Yeah, she's just white 766 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,680 Speaker 1: wine spritzer. She's she's obviously she's barefoot. She's like she's 767 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:41,400 Speaker 1: boxed wine. She grabs some like shards and might bring 768 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,640 Speaker 1: a box wine like to a girlfriend's house for a 769 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,200 Speaker 1: Saturday and being like, sorry, this is all I could 770 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:53,040 Speaker 1: find mom life. Yeah. Yeah, and like yellowtail, she's yellow Yeah, 771 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:59,319 Speaker 1: she's yellowtail yellowtails spritzer in a stemless obviously very stemless. Yeah, 772 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,560 Speaker 1: because she's not really having cocktails very often, and like 773 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,320 Speaker 1: because that one time she had the Red bol vodka 774 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,120 Speaker 1: like completely obliterated her world and she got like lost 775 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,720 Speaker 1: in Anne Rice's mansion and she's like An Rice's mansion 776 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:20,560 Speaker 1: is insane. It's everything you think of those like us. Okay, 777 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,720 Speaker 1: what does she wear? We okay? I mean she's so 778 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,680 Speaker 1: like nineties and I feel like she like has her 779 00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:30,279 Speaker 1: like amazing pair of jeans that her ass. I mean, 780 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,399 Speaker 1: she's jeans with heels and a camusal like everything she's 781 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,279 Speaker 1: wearing his jeans and heels in a camy. And then 782 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,520 Speaker 1: she's with like I mean the photos of her like 783 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,680 Speaker 1: a group dinner with like the six other ex Hooters 784 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,200 Speaker 1: waitresses and all of their football husbands, and they're all 785 00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:47,120 Speaker 1: just like insane crazy like a Bay Bay They're they're 786 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,160 Speaker 1: just like in all these dresses that we have not 787 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,040 Speaker 1: heard of, the brands that are just like three to 788 00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,560 Speaker 1: six hundred dollars dresses. Yeah, from all za. I mean, 789 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,640 Speaker 1: she references going to Kitson like she was alive during 790 00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,680 Speaker 1: Kitsen's heyday. She was like alive and kicking and like 791 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,399 Speaker 1: her tits were out, just like in a gorgeous six 792 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:10,040 Speaker 1: hundred dollar kids in Cammy, I mean more importantly, she 793 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:14,279 Speaker 1: has implants and then gets them redone or and then 794 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:18,399 Speaker 1: she has her original implant framed on her wall, which 795 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:25,560 Speaker 1: is so fucking iconic. Yeah, she's so fucking fabulous, so 796 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,960 Speaker 1: truly so obsessed with Rosa Blassie and yeah, because then 797 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,719 Speaker 1: she got like newer one. She was like, honey, and like, 798 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,360 Speaker 1: I want the new model, like it's it's two thousand 799 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,799 Speaker 1: and nine, and she was like, I was gonnaway till 800 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,600 Speaker 1: I had a second kid and they were more deflated, 801 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:43,319 Speaker 1: but like look like that a't happening or whatever. But 802 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,200 Speaker 1: then instead of getting implants, she gets a Porsche and 803 00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:54,600 Speaker 1: she literally calls it my divorcee iconic. And then of 804 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,880 Speaker 1: course in the whole mom period, she's like, Mitch, my 805 00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,480 Speaker 1: boyfriend loved me from my mom out and she's just 806 00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,759 Speaker 1: been like, oh I looked disgusting, no makeup. She's like, 807 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,400 Speaker 1: my jeans were so baggy, like they were massive, like 808 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,080 Speaker 1: rap group baggy jeans, and it's like, you know they 809 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:13,520 Speaker 1: were just like not skinned eid. Yeah, I mean they 810 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,400 Speaker 1: were just like slightly boot cut, and she's in a 811 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,239 Speaker 1: hoodie with her hair like in a low pony and 812 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,840 Speaker 1: she's like, uh yeah, like I roll out of a dumpster, 813 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,640 Speaker 1: like I don't make any sense. I'm lesbian, a huge lesbian. 814 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,319 Speaker 1: And then it's just like she puts on like three 815 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,120 Speaker 1: pounds of foundation and wears a cammy and jeans and heels, 816 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,560 Speaker 1: and it's just like I looked like Eva Lengcorey and 817 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,680 Speaker 1: she's like, so blow oh. This was like such a 818 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,839 Speaker 1: her type phrasing. She was like, I decided I need 819 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,080 Speaker 1: to get my mid back hair because she had like 820 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,319 Speaker 1: gotten kind of a mom cut and refers to just 821 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:52,040 Speaker 1: like having long kind of TV blowout waves as mid back, 822 00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:56,840 Speaker 1: being like h girls with mid back hair. Wait, I 823 00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,680 Speaker 1: forgot that she was the phrase mid back. This is 824 00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,800 Speaker 1: HER's end. I was just like, you are so random 825 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,920 Speaker 1: with that mid bag. I love midback. Yeah. She was 826 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,600 Speaker 1: like oh, because she was like I got a chop, 827 00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,000 Speaker 1: which was yeah, and she was like that was the 828 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,240 Speaker 1: dumb decision to get a chop. It makes so much sense. 829 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:17,960 Speaker 1: She's friends with Kevin Connolly e from Entourage because she 830 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,920 Speaker 1: feels like leaves like that crazy voicemail on Wait, whose 831 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,160 Speaker 1: phone does he leave a voicemail on? Just some one 832 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,719 Speaker 1: of the guys she dated, No, like someone famous is 833 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,879 Speaker 1: like stalking her. It's like, oh my god, it's gonna 834 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:40,799 Speaker 1: kill me. Who is a vander Holyfield? Oh remember? And 835 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,080 Speaker 1: he calls her and he's like, I want to take 836 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,520 Speaker 1: you out to dinner, like I'm gonna fly you to 837 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:49,160 Speaker 1: Vegas like and he is like being really persistent, okay, 838 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:53,160 Speaker 1: and like weirds and she's at like obviously a big 839 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,400 Speaker 1: booth at a steakhouse with Kevin Connolly and then he 840 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,359 Speaker 1: like answers the phone. It's like, don't you ever call 841 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,759 Speaker 1: here again? Or I'm gonna fuck you up? And then 842 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,239 Speaker 1: like they all they all burst out laughing like that. 843 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:05,719 Speaker 1: It was one of the one of the times where 844 00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,080 Speaker 1: she was like we were all like considering our giggles 845 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,640 Speaker 1: because we couldn't believe what a jokester he was. She said, 846 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:15,359 Speaker 1: Kevin Connolly amazing sense of humor. Who I once saw um, 847 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,000 Speaker 1: I saw him once at that bar like Flatteries on 848 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,239 Speaker 1: fourteenth and six. That's like an Irish tavern. Doude what 849 00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:25,080 Speaker 1: I'm talking about on fourteenth and six? It's on fourteenth 850 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:29,319 Speaker 1: next to look the Donut Pub whenever Irish bar. That 851 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,759 Speaker 1: bar is like so sad and random. We're were you 852 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:35,960 Speaker 1: doing there? No? Getting a drink there with my girlfriend 853 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,680 Speaker 1: whose office used to be by there scrabbing afterward? I 854 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:43,200 Speaker 1: laugh when you just like leaving your apartment at six, 855 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,240 Speaker 1: be like, well, day is done. Time for some afterward drinks, 856 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:50,480 Speaker 1: my girl. I think I was coming from a clean 857 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:55,600 Speaker 1: This was in number four times that right by far 858 00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,480 Speaker 1: anywan he was getting after drinks too, But wait, Kevin 859 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:05,080 Speaker 1: was just like alone at this. No, Kevin was with 860 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,400 Speaker 1: a chick like good for him, yea, good for him. Okay, 861 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,319 Speaker 1: so she wears Cammy's um, but she is I guess 862 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,799 Speaker 1: my point was, she's like a character and entourage. You 863 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,719 Speaker 1: know again, I haven't really seen that show. It's just 864 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,680 Speaker 1: like Hollywood and mid twenty tens where it's like she's 865 00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:24,640 Speaker 1: at a party in a tight dress and someone's like, oh, 866 00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,840 Speaker 1: you're on this She's just yeah, she's I mean, she 867 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:31,520 Speaker 1: is legitimately an actress on six seasons of the lifetime 868 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:35,680 Speaker 1: medical drama Strong Maine and Beer, and was a guest 869 00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:40,160 Speaker 1: on Becker and then Um got a like starring role 870 00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,440 Speaker 1: on like ABC's it's not called How I Met your Mother, 871 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,879 Speaker 1: It's called like how to make a plan. Oh yeah, 872 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:51,719 Speaker 1: it was like meet me in the middle, and I 873 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,920 Speaker 1: played a divorce talky mom with like two little kids. 874 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,000 Speaker 1: Yeah that was a stretch for me. Um, but she 875 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,840 Speaker 1: just managed to me this girl who's always at an event, 876 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:05,359 Speaker 1: which I'm deeply jealous of, and like that's always kind 877 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,360 Speaker 1: of what we want to be as just girls in 878 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:12,000 Speaker 1: jeans and heels at events. Done. Okay, how does she 879 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:17,120 Speaker 1: live surrounded by sushi towers? How does she live? It's carpeting, 880 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:25,240 Speaker 1: it's candles, it's like wrought iron light fixtures. Obviously, I 881 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,520 Speaker 1: want to say it was definitely a high bad then 882 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,160 Speaker 1: I could see her randomly having a low bed. Now 883 00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:32,800 Speaker 1: I think she has a medium bed with her match 884 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,600 Speaker 1: dot com because he still is just like a gelled guy. 885 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,200 Speaker 1: Like I think maybe her style's gotten more beachy and 886 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,600 Speaker 1: low key because her first she's like so like, yes, 887 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:46,080 Speaker 1: I bought three houses by twenty five, and I feel 888 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:51,799 Speaker 1: like her first like houses were such like nineties Melrose Place, leather. 889 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:57,759 Speaker 1: There's this part where she is talking about the guy 890 00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,480 Speaker 1: with the small bat and how she thinks he's a 891 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:04,279 Speaker 1: faggot because he has like a curio cabinet. This isn't 892 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,279 Speaker 1: like signs you're dating a guy that's married, and she's 893 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,080 Speaker 1: like what single? She was like either he's married or gay? 894 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:14,600 Speaker 1: Because what straight guy would have this like kind of 895 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:19,520 Speaker 1: seventies cabinett to like display ab jay and with like china, 896 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,400 Speaker 1: which is a red flag. It's like, that's so random 897 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,880 Speaker 1: if you have. And because she's like almost all like 898 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,040 Speaker 1: all straight guys, all they have is just like black 899 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:30,399 Speaker 1: leather couches and like a TV and a PS four 900 00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,680 Speaker 1: and like literally nothing on the wall because I feel 901 00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,720 Speaker 1: like a poster with a girl with tits and I'm like, okay, 902 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,200 Speaker 1: the accuracy is jumping. Yeah, So like that what makes 903 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,319 Speaker 1: me think that she is She literally is a club 904 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,759 Speaker 1: kid and she's so calling out people for being high 905 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,880 Speaker 1: bad a mother couch well and if she is a 906 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,879 Speaker 1: house flipper, that means like she's thinking about design, she's 907 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,160 Speaker 1: being more property brothers. That's crazy. You think it's more 908 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,239 Speaker 1: Ethan Allen maybe and Martha's Stewart any It's just kind 909 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,040 Speaker 1: of just like there's beiges and creams, but there's blues 910 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,600 Speaker 1: and there's all I don't think it is so west 911 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,480 Speaker 1: Dolman like gold accent. When I say West Elm, I 912 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:09,360 Speaker 1: was imagining this green couch, like a muted green couch. Oh, 913 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,600 Speaker 1: I will definitely give her a muted green couch. I 914 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,560 Speaker 1: just don't think she has that. Like I feel like, 915 00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,080 Speaker 1: get everything West Elm now is like glam girl boss. 916 00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:20,640 Speaker 1: I'm talking about nineties west M nineties West Elm. Well, 917 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,319 Speaker 1: then let's just say Ethan Allen, Okay, we should go 918 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:29,320 Speaker 1: ahead and yeah, and for coupons to Ethan Allen Furniture. 919 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,840 Speaker 1: You'll get that in the vip lounge. Go to Ethan 920 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,320 Speaker 1: Allen dot com, slash CBC the pod for thirty percent 921 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,720 Speaker 1: off your next couch. Um. I also think she mentions 922 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:44,960 Speaker 1: how her husband's ring tone was amazing. Song um my favorite, 923 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,160 Speaker 1: my favorite? Okay, was that a joke where she was 924 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,200 Speaker 1: like I turned it from my favorite to mistake to 925 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:54,680 Speaker 1: just like what change you? Yeah, like celo, fuck you 926 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:59,880 Speaker 1: or something. I think she was serious, but which all 927 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,280 Speaker 1: it makes me think things are right a little bit rustic. 928 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,319 Speaker 1: So it's like she has her beach house and she's 929 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:08,399 Speaker 1: getting like cute beach furniture. Obviously, her athlete oversized home 930 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:14,040 Speaker 1: did have more like huge sectionals for her big, huge 931 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:17,560 Speaker 1: wide husband. I mean yeah, her huge husband who was 932 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,160 Speaker 1: always watching TV. Oh wait. I love the part where 933 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,680 Speaker 1: she was like, okay, hot tip, Like if you're a 934 00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:27,319 Speaker 1: guy wanting to hide your second like trap phone from 935 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,440 Speaker 1: your wife that has like all of your prostitutes and 936 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,400 Speaker 1: drug dealers on it, hide it like where all the 937 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:36,080 Speaker 1: like routers and like electronic women are because women will 938 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:39,160 Speaker 1: never look there. She was like, like most women, I'm 939 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,160 Speaker 1: baffled by technology and if no desire to come here, 940 00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:47,239 Speaker 1: as back away from the routers. But then when she does, 941 00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,640 Speaker 1: like find his drug stash, she goes in this whole 942 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:54,360 Speaker 1: dagon about how she got him a beautiful stainless steel 943 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:59,560 Speaker 1: suitcase for free. Oh yeah, at a at a swag 944 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,919 Speaker 1: at a B Sphaga fan and he loved that suitcase 945 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:07,080 Speaker 1: and it made him feel like James Bond. Okay, who 946 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:11,320 Speaker 1: are you in the book? Who are you in the book? 947 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,560 Speaker 1: I mean I wish I were her. I wish I 948 00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:19,960 Speaker 1: were her on that moosecock. Okay, I do think I'm 949 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,839 Speaker 1: a little bit just like one of the friends with 950 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,080 Speaker 1: an athlete at STK in my big one of the 951 00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:30,399 Speaker 1: silent friends, No silent I don't no, no, no no, because 952 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:34,640 Speaker 1: she's like the like the male friends who are like 953 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:38,359 Speaker 1: hang out with athletes to meet chicks. Oh so you're 954 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:42,000 Speaker 1: just like the dumbest hanger on. That's like, wow, I 955 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,720 Speaker 1: feel like that's insulting. I guess I was thinking not dumb, 956 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,480 Speaker 1: like kind of fun, like one of the ones that 957 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:50,600 Speaker 1: more like talks, Oh are you Shaggy the nextdoor friend 958 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:54,040 Speaker 1: who's like looks like Scooby Doo and it's always smoking week. 959 00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,360 Speaker 1: Maybe I'm that, but also maybe I'm like Eli Manning's 960 00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:05,960 Speaker 1: really one wife who has a thing for Tim. Yeah, 961 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,439 Speaker 1: but Rose's husband totally sarcastic as the big athlete dinners. 962 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:18,960 Speaker 1: Um am i uh am, I one of her gays 963 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,560 Speaker 1: in Big Bears. It's too easy easy you're a gay 964 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:26,160 Speaker 1: and big bear. But also like, betch we're going skiing 965 00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:31,440 Speaker 1: dump Ham girl. He actually hates you, so meet me. 966 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:38,000 Speaker 1: And I'm definitely not my cousin with the Badonka don 967 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:42,600 Speaker 1: because I famously have a flataniae. No, but I think 968 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:46,120 Speaker 1: you're also you are part of her crew. I mean 969 00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:49,320 Speaker 1: you're definitely part rosa. Like you're getting into the super 970 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:57,080 Speaker 1: Bowl parties, like you're getting on the boat. Yes, you're like, yeah, 971 00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:04,640 Speaker 1: I'm getting on the stuff f hm boat Fhmall. Okay, truly, 972 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,399 Speaker 1: we only go for twenty twenty two is to get 973 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,240 Speaker 1: on this stuff yacht. First, we need to reboot stuff. 974 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:14,760 Speaker 1: Next get on the stuff yacht. So yeah, you're half Rosa, 975 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,160 Speaker 1: you know, because it's like you're are being that girl 976 00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,759 Speaker 1: that's like, go to the parking lot. We'll get in well. 977 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,600 Speaker 1: And actually, what I think I find inspired about her 978 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,680 Speaker 1: and something that I think that I have really improved 979 00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:28,279 Speaker 1: in my own life is like, yes, I do have 980 00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:31,239 Speaker 1: a lot of fantasies and romances and like fall in 981 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,160 Speaker 1: love all the time, and I'm always being like, wait, 982 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,000 Speaker 1: aim like this guy. But I think I'm getting better 983 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,919 Speaker 1: at like moving on and you know, knowing when things 984 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,759 Speaker 1: aren't right. And it's like the guy who writes for 985 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,600 Speaker 1: ESPN dot com. Yes, she like has this big crush 986 00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,960 Speaker 1: on him, but she can acknowledge, you know what, that's 987 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,440 Speaker 1: not for me and it's fine. Or the guy that 988 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:53,040 Speaker 1: whisks her away in the middle of Super Bowl party 989 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:56,000 Speaker 1: week till like the Caymans and she's like, I gotta go. 990 00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,080 Speaker 1: The creepy guy who it turns out to be an 991 00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,880 Speaker 1: asshole and they like fuck on that their yacht and 992 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:04,720 Speaker 1: like that. Like that, she meets through her random friend 993 00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:08,359 Speaker 1: like Osrihanna that she meets at like just such a 994 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:12,120 Speaker 1: club hide and she's like Osrihanna was very international and 995 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:15,040 Speaker 1: had lots of friends at hotels and I was always 996 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:19,800 Speaker 1: flying to Dallas to meet her at Oh, like you 997 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:26,560 Speaker 1: got to Dallas. She brought me to the craziest parties. Um, yeah, 998 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,840 Speaker 1: I mean I am in Mexico and you were on 999 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,880 Speaker 1: a boat. I was literally on a boat the other day. Okay. 1000 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:38,320 Speaker 1: I give this book ten tight tight football spandex pants 1001 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,200 Speaker 1: out of ten. I give this book an eleven layer 1002 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:46,160 Speaker 1: super Bowl Sunday Dip out of ten layers. Truly central 1003 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:51,240 Speaker 1: reading for club kids, Central reading, beach read. Also good 1004 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,320 Speaker 1: winter read when you're like, oh, it's you know, it's 1005 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,960 Speaker 1: a total escape if you're not on the beach. Absolute 1006 00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:02,240 Speaker 1: escapist penny and great messaging, great morals, really good morals. 1007 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,680 Speaker 1: Stick to your gods about honestly, because it's about friendship 1008 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:10,720 Speaker 1: and it's about you know, hard work, it's about gratitude. 1009 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,360 Speaker 1: I just think that there's life growing you shit and 1010 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,479 Speaker 1: just keep on going, you know, and keep on going 1011 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:22,280 Speaker 1: and and just and loving the ride. And I think 1012 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:26,480 Speaker 1: that's beautiful kissing on your ex's doorstep. Boom. And for 1013 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:31,360 Speaker 1: next week's book, we are reading a tale called Pinky 1014 00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:40,240 Speaker 1: Promises by none other than Madame Elizabeth Warren, Senator, wife, mother, 1015 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:49,960 Speaker 1: dog owner, candidates, Massachusetts resident, Native American woman, professor, fighter 1016 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:59,280 Speaker 1: of rights, general rights. Take her down of banks, slayer 1017 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:04,720 Speaker 1: of while Street, My homie, Lizzie Warren. Okay, so yeah, 1018 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,520 Speaker 1: cannot wait to cambridge it up with her and her 1019 00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:10,320 Speaker 1: illustrated book. Is it illustrated? Oh yeah, and it's sorry 1020 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:15,840 Speaker 1: not not. The illustrator is Charlene Chua. Thank you acknowledge 1021 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:20,959 Speaker 1: and raise our illustrator famis hell. Yes, um, and so 1022 00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:25,840 Speaker 1: that's the epp um. If you're a just normal person, 1023 00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,840 Speaker 1: we will see you next week. And if you're fucking 1024 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:33,280 Speaker 1: awesome Patreon subscriber for only five dollars a month, you 1025 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,760 Speaker 1: will see you in the VIP lounge right now. See 1026 00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:49,400 Speaker 1: you there, bus bust well girl, I am horney. As 1027 00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:54,320 Speaker 1: ever after talking about that book, damn soaked to the 1028 00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:58,280 Speaker 1: bone bitch, ready to get into some nasty VIP dirt 1029 00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,800 Speaker 1: in the lounge. That order some bottles of gray Goose 1030 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:05,120 Speaker 1: at six hundred dollars a pop. Keep the sliders coming. 1031 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:11,080 Speaker 1: This is the vip Lounge double Tuna, Doublewogue. 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Uh, no 1042 01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,120 Speaker 1: idea that went over my I had. I mean football 1043 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:03,360 Speaker 1: I was never even like hearing about as a child. 1044 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:06,720 Speaker 1: So I would play like tag football and recess with 1045 01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:11,160 Speaker 1: the boys every single day. How did you even hear 1046 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:15,840 Speaker 1: about football? And that's were you actually using shape ball? 1047 01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,520 Speaker 1: And that was just a taste of the vip Lounge. 1048 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,000 Speaker 1: Subscribe on Patreon dot com, slash CBC the pod to 1049 01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:25,000 Speaker 1: get more content like that every single week for only 1050 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:28,600 Speaker 1: five dollars a month. Again, that's Patreon dot Com, Slash 1051 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,480 Speaker 1: CBC the Pod. 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I also 1060 01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:09,240 Speaker 1: hear he's huge, but like one of my girlfriends like 1061 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:11,040 Speaker 1: she dates him, so like I would never do that 1062 01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:14,200 Speaker 1: and I would never date him. Oh. Also, Madeline Kaplan, 1063 01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:18,800 Speaker 1: how can I forget our weekend in Dallas? Girl? Take 1064 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:24,560 Speaker 1: me back? Our production manager is Percia Berlin. Bitch, look, 1065 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:28,200 Speaker 1: you sub of my boyfriend once you saw my boyfriend twice. 1066 01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,640 Speaker 1: Shame on you. You sleep my boyfriend three times. Kind 1067 01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:36,440 Speaker 1: of gotta give you some respect. Okay for persistence original 1068 01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:41,160 Speaker 1: theme song by Stephen Phillips Horst. He is hilarious. 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