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Speaker 2: Yes, it's what we do for a living.

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Speaker 1: They have to pay us to do it because it's

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Speaker 1: everything in our power not to speak directly to another person.

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Speaker 1: We will text some people DM, we will chat GP,

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Speaker 1: t lemno PAF, but when it comes to actually speaking

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Speaker 2: Pre orders are Starbucks, so she doesn't have to ask

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Speaker 2: you that.

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Speaker 1: Nowhere is our communication breakdown more obvious than when you

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Speaker 1: listen to somebody leave a voicemail. Most people thirty five

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Speaker 1: and under have almost completely forgotten how to leave a

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Speaker 1: normal message. And while that's kind of sad for society,

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Speaker 1: it's also kind of great for our show, Amen, because

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Speaker 1: that kind of incompetence has allowed us to do one

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Speaker 1: of our most popular segments, called the Loser Line. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: getting thousands of messages every year, and at the end

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Speaker 1: of each year, we like to highlight our total lack

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Speaker 1: of normal communication skills by counting down the most awkward, hilarious,

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Speaker 1: cringe worthy Loser Line voicemails of the year, just in

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Speaker 1: case you missed them. And that's what we're doing today.

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Speaker 1: The top ten loser line messages. Are we ready to

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Speaker 1: start this year's countdown?

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Speaker 2: I am so ready, Jeff, I am still here for this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's get to your number. Oh the music came

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Speaker 1: in late. That's a communication breakdown.

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Speaker 3: Right here.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: Here we are.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to your number ten. A loser line voicemail of.

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Speaker 4: The Year, Ashley.

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Speaker 5: I just want to say I had a great time

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Speaker 5: hanging out with you the other night. It was great

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Speaker 5: meeting you, you know, Like I said, I absolutely loved

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Speaker 5: your Pearl Champ shirt and germer furry?

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Speaker 3: Are you.

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Speaker 6: Or this one here?

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Speaker 7: Also?

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Speaker 2: Run there to bleader.

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Speaker 6: Every time I look at you?

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Speaker 8: Urry?

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Speaker 9: Are you.

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Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 1: Give me a callback?

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Speaker 8: Can't wait to talk?

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Speaker 1: Perfect problem is this The girl wearing the shirt is

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Speaker 1: probably like a Lexus, which has a band shirt.

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Speaker 2: She like, did you know?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 8: No? What?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That was any better impression?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You know, but the shirt was cute.

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Speaker 1: I bet. Let's move on to your number nine loser

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Speaker 11: Next message, Hey Steve, it's me.

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Speaker 7: Just hanging out with my kitty cats.

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Speaker 11: To now and Lisa left Dilo pause he has one? Anyways,

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Speaker 11: We're just here watching Bravo watching the housewives and people.

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Speaker 7: Think that I'm crazy, but like, no, these women, these women.

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Speaker 10: Are gray gray.

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Speaker 8: Oh what's that, Chelle?

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Speaker 7: Do you want some shrimp cocktail? Give me sweetie.

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Speaker 11: Yep, yep, you take that end.

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Speaker 7: I'll take this end.

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Speaker 11: Oh what a good girl you are. You want mommy

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Speaker 11: to have a boyfriend, don't you?

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Speaker 12: Yes, you do.

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Speaker 8: You need a daddy.

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Speaker 11: We just need Steve to call us back. We call

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Speaker 11: us back, Steve.

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Speaker 10: We're waiting next.

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Speaker 1: Special.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe that's only never nine.

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Speaker 1: I have actually thought of that woman heard that if

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Speaker 1: But Lisa left eye low pause. That might be the

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Speaker 2: We have put it on our family list of cat

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Speaker 1: But it needs to have one eye.

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Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, Well, if you have to make that happen, Let's.

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Speaker 1: Go to your number eight loser line of the year.

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Speaker 4: Hey, so this is the guy from the bar U.

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Speaker 4: First of all, thank you for giving me your number,

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Speaker 4: because every other girl I asked that he didn't give

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Speaker 4: Uh just looking for looking for somebody to hang out with.

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Speaker 8: Uh.

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Speaker 4: Look, if I'm gonna be honest with you, because I

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Speaker 3: I just I don't.

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Speaker 4: I have a scooter, which is awesome during the summer

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Speaker 4: and spring months, but in the winter it blows, obviously.

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Speaker 4: But so I was looking for somebody. If you want

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Speaker 4: you know, give me a right to work every day,

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Speaker 4: And then like there's no obligation of like doing anything

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Speaker 4: I'll consider it.

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Speaker 8: Uh and uh.

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Speaker 4: And then once a week I have an action in league,

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Speaker 4: which you know, I'm a professional.

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Speaker 12: I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm not some you know JABRONI that I have my

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Speaker 2: You know, us women, we don't want to be ginner

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Speaker 1: Asking for a ride to work from anybody, even a

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Speaker 1: friend sucks. But being like, can you give me right

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Speaker 1: like wild because he's exhausted every friend that he's you're

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Speaker 3: Hey, remember or Scotia. I met you at the food

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Speaker 3: court today. Yeah, that guy. So I wanted to call

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Speaker 3: dental pro seeker and my nunse is still numb, so

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Speaker 3: I don't know. If you can, you'll probably tell. But anyway,

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Speaker 3: I would love to go out and have the row

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Speaker 1: That is a mental image that will haunt me for

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Speaker 1: the rest of the year, syd.

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Speaker 2: But it's probably what I'll serve to my kids for

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Speaker 2: dinner today.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to your number six loser line voicemail of

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Speaker 1: the past year.

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Speaker 7: Hey, Peter, what's up. It's uh. I wanted to call

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Speaker 7: because this is so embarrassing, but I want to do

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Speaker 7: the responsible thing because I know we kissed the other

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Speaker 7: night at the club, and I'm sorry. If I'm being

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Speaker 7: fully honest, I don't. I don't really want to go

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Speaker 7: out with you, like you're not really much high, but

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Speaker 7: I wanted to let you know that before we kissed,

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Speaker 7: I kissed a dog earlier. In the day, don't. I

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Speaker 7: didn't use like a tongue or anything, but I do

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Speaker 7: have a wart on my lip now and I don't

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Speaker 7: know if it's like you or the dog, but I

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Speaker 7: did sell myself this year that I'm to be responsible,

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Speaker 7: So I just wanted to let you know that that's

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Speaker 7: the situation. So yeah, okay, Well my conscience is cleared.

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Speaker 7: I feel like I did the right thing, so you know,

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Speaker 7: good luck, and I hope it's nothing.

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Speaker 8: Bye.

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Speaker 2: What do I feel like he gave it to or not?

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Speaker 4: The dog?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, looks like I'm trying to kiss. We've made it

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Speaker 1: from number ten to number six. We still have the

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Speaker 1: top five best loser line messages of the year still

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Speaker 1: coming up. Who will have the honor of being named

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Speaker 1: the number one cringiest voicemail of.

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Speaker 2: The past year? Those were already also good.

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Speaker 1: I know it only gets better when we continue the countdown.

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Speaker 10: Right after this freaking Jeffrey in the morning, next message, Charlie,

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Speaker 10: what the hell is going on?

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Speaker 9: I don't un to show why you're not calling me back.

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Speaker 7: This is just this is this is You're not a

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Speaker 7: good guy.

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Speaker 1: You're not a good guy.

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Speaker 7: That's probably what it is.

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Speaker 11: You're not a good guy.

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Speaker 2: And I thought we had a good time, and you know,

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Speaker 2: you're really cute, and you.

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Speaker 11: Told me I was pretty, and you gave me a kiss.

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Speaker 3: Why would you give me a kiss if you're not

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Speaker 3: gonna call me back? Why would you do that?

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Speaker 8: Can you give me an answer?

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Speaker 7: God?

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Speaker 10: I mean, I apparently I scare every man away.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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Speaker 3: I went on a date with this guy who went

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Speaker 7: Years for arson or whatever, maybe a murderer, and then

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Speaker 7: I scared him away.

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Speaker 11: That's yoursane.

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Speaker 13: How did I scare a murderer away?

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Speaker 9: Am I the murderer?

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Speaker 11: I'm not gonna murder you?

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Speaker 7: Charlie?

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Speaker 1: God, you're oh boys, that was your honorable mention loser

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Speaker 1: our top ten. Pretty fired up, scared off a murderer.

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Speaker 2: It's how I think everyone feels about the daitty world. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: We've been counting down the top ten loser line voicemails

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Speaker 1: of the past year, and we had so many to

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Speaker 1: played numbers ten through number six, heard some pretty strange

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Speaker 12: RIGHTO, Hey, I'm calling because you gave me your number

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Speaker 12: and I'm I wanted also say I'm sorry because I'm

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Speaker 13: You know how things went down, and you know when

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Speaker 12: Your number into my phone.

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Speaker 13: I know, I know I should not have reached my

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Speaker 13: hand into your purse, but it's I thought I saw

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Speaker 13: your wallet like coming out, So you've probably thought I

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Speaker 13: was like some sort of creep pulling a fast one,

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Speaker 12: But I wasn't. I have money. I'm going great, I'm

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Speaker 12: I I shop the Whole food.

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Speaker 13: So anyway, I'm thinking of ways to try and make

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Speaker 13: it up you and and I think I would like

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Speaker 13: to invite you and your friend to come see my

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Speaker 13: bluegrass band play.

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Speaker 12: We're called Harmonica Lewinsky and we're pretty good. I gotta say,

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Speaker 12: and you can leave your person home.

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Speaker 4: The begets the tree.

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Speaker 2: Next he almost said safety precaution. Yeah, I gotta say.

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Speaker 1: I shop at Whole Foods is one of the most

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Speaker 1: badass flexes you could ever do.

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Speaker 6: Really, it does say what status you're at y you know,

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Speaker 6: no exactly You're like I don't even look for sales.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not by the three six.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Stay. Let's listen to the number four loser

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Speaker 12: Next message, Hey, Rob, this is crazy.

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Speaker 10: I had a great time with you the other day

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Speaker 10: about you. You were ziplining and going just uncontrollably fast,

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Speaker 10: like into the mouth of a dragon.

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Speaker 11: Okay, so I just needed to call.

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Speaker 10: Usually I'm a Texter, but I needed to reach out

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Speaker 10: because I'm really concerned. You know, you said that you

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Speaker 10: always wanted to travel to China and visit the Great Wall,

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Speaker 10: and like I honestly I don't know if they have

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Speaker 10: dragons in China, but I just want to warn you

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Speaker 10: if you actually are going to China, do not wear any.

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Speaker 9: Clothing with zippers. Next message.

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Speaker 1: Are question the psychic guys, she knows what she's talking about.

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Speaker 1: It just joining us. We're count down the top ten

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Speaker 1: loser Line voicemails of the past calendar year. Remember you

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Speaker 1: can get the loser Line phone number by texting the

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Speaker 1: word loser l O s E R to seven eight

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Speaker 1: five nine to two and hand it out to people

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Speaker 1: so that we can continue to have messages just like

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Speaker 1: these to play for you. Let's get to the number

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Speaker 1: three message of the past year.

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Speaker 9: Hey, Ashley is me. I don't know if I ever

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Speaker 9: told you this, but I do more chai, so you

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Speaker 9: know I can protect you. I know you couldn't see me,

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Speaker 9: but I just get it back to it right there. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: that was a wish you were there to see it. Okay,

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Speaker 9: one more another back, That was a good one. Anyways,

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Speaker 9: I'm going to say a little goodbye with his round

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Speaker 9: half all right, throwing there.

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Speaker 2: That's not try to impress people the same way my

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Speaker 2: first grader does.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty smart though, Like all, someone and you do

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Speaker 1: something physical, they can't see you.

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Speaker 2: Heavy.

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Speaker 1: We're on to our number two loser line voicemail of

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Speaker 1: the year next.

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Speaker 11: Hey are it was so nice meeting you, and I

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Speaker 11: actually ran home from the bar that night after meeting you,

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Speaker 11: and I wrote you a poem. I really wanted to

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Speaker 11: wait to read it in person, but I here goes nothing.

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Speaker 8: For now.

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Speaker 6: Let us ants across the sweating cake floor like fun

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Speaker 6: loving baboons.

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Speaker 11: We will talk of this night long after the helium

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Speaker 11: seats out of these cheap balloons. After we will.

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Speaker 6: Stand alone, naked, shaded behind an oil jump in a

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Speaker 6: box car. That's chili our honeymoon. We will be riding

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Speaker 6: the rails together with a hobo name Willie. What do

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Speaker 6: you think Ort's start our venture together.

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Speaker 2: Next a country star to take that and try into

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Speaker 2: the new country song. Then they play it every wedding, Yes.

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Speaker 1: Anthem with a and dream big people. Then now here

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Speaker 1: we are. Finally we have reached the number one message

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Speaker 1: of the top ten louser lines of twenty.

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Speaker 2: It's like I want it, but I don' because I

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Speaker 2: don't want it to be over here it is.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear at number one.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Laura, this is the cowardly lion from the other night.

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Speaker 12: Remember me.

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Speaker 8: I wanted to ask you out, but I didn't have

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Speaker 8: the courage. I assue you talking to those other guys,

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Speaker 8: you know, the one without a brain, and then the

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Speaker 8: tin man loser. His hands were made of steel, but

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Speaker 8: he doesn't have a heart like me. But I got

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Speaker 8: to tell you, Laura, I'm I'm leaving you a message

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Speaker 8: now because I smoked something. It was called yellow Brick Road,

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Speaker 8: and I finally found annoying to pick up the phone

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Speaker 8: and call you. So what do you say, Laura? Can

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Speaker 8: we go on a day and maybe go to OZ together?

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Speaker 8: Trust me, I'm a lion in the.

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Speaker 2: It's like the only lion that's not hot.

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Speaker 1: By the way, we need to find out where you

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Speaker 1: got that yellow bick road stuff because it sounds real good.

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Speaker 6: In the constraints.

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Speaker 1: Is that why OZ is short for ounce? Yeah? Those

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Speaker 1: were your top ten loser lines of twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you text the word loser to seventy five

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Speaker 1: nine to give the number outs. We're gonna have even

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Speaker 1: more for next year. It's Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 12: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.