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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you good? How are you good? So everybody's

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Speaker 1: talking about how you have a dirty little secret? Everybody,

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Speaker 1: pretty much everyone in the world. Yeah, feel popular? Do

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? Do you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? And they're right, I guess, So what

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Speaker 1: is it? What's your dirty little secret? Well, my day

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Speaker 1: little secret is that I do cybersecurity and I make

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Speaker 1: six figures. But secret is I have no idea what

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Speaker 1: I'm doing. No way. Yeah, Like you do cybersecurity and

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Speaker 1: you make good money at it, which I'm guessing means

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Speaker 1: you're probably higher up at the company that you work

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Speaker 1: for as far as cybersecurity goes. Yes, that's true. But

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Speaker 1: you don't know what you're doing. No, No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: So how did you fake it till you made it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That's my journy little secret. I might on my resume. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So how bad did you lie? Do you have any

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Speaker 1: experience with computers at all? No? I don't. The only

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Speaker 1: job that I've ever had were like fast food and

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Speaker 1: stuff like that. You must have lied on your resume

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Speaker 1: so bad. If you've worked at fast food restaurants, and

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Speaker 1: then somehow got a job as one of the heads

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Speaker 1: of a cybersecurity at a company. Well, yeah, it's because

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Speaker 1: I used my sister's identity instead of mine. What you really, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that this whole thing is a legal No,

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Speaker 1: we're not, but we do look a lot alike. You

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Speaker 1: need to save up that money because I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: if you have the job for very long. Well, I

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Speaker 1: mean it's fine, Like if I lose the job, I've

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Speaker 1: already made a lot of money from it. Anyway, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirt a little secret.

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Speaker 1: I want to ask what company it is so I

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Speaker 1: know not to use them, right, or maybe we want

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Speaker 1: to go work there because we can get away with Seriously,

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Speaker 1: you know what, this is a good question. If you

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Speaker 1: could fake your way into any job for one day,

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Speaker 1: what job would you fake your way into for a day?

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Speaker 1: You obviously couldn't do the job, but you'd want to

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Speaker 1: do it, just like the woman on the phone for

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Speaker 1: the Dirty Little Secret who got a job at a

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Speaker 1: cybersecurity company but knows nothing about computers, also used her

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Speaker 1: sister's identity to do it. I'm pretty sure that's illegal

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Speaker 1: either way. What's the job you would want to fake

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Speaker 1: your way into for a day. I have a few okay,

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Speaker 1: Christian grace snow here. I would love to be a

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Speaker 1: pilot going down. Well, I would love to fly playing,

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Speaker 1: but the thought of doing it scares the absolute you

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Speaker 1: know what, right, But just for a day, maybe I

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Speaker 1: could get away with you'd have to do the job. Still,

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Speaker 1: you should fake. You should want to be a co pilot.

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Speaker 1: That way you don't actually have to fall. I fly.

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Speaker 1: I can have people's lives in my hands for a day,

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Speaker 1: just not every day. I'm thinking as well of you

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Speaker 1: over the overhead speakers, going hey, guys, I'm really nervous

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Speaker 1: about this, but we should be okay, Yeah, no one

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Speaker 1: bothered me. I'm freaking out up here. Also, high school

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Speaker 1: Spanish teacher, that would be fun to do for a day.

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Speaker 1: I want to be a high school Spandish teacher only

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Speaker 1: so week can have a Selena day. Don't any of

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Speaker 1: the lyrics, but I'm going to pretend I do, and

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Speaker 1: I know the dance moves, you know, okay, And then

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Speaker 1: other than that, a plastic surgeon would be the only

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Speaker 1: other one for a day if you didn't know how

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Speaker 1: to do it and I would make more in one

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Speaker 1: day there than I have in like three years of

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Speaker 1: my last three years of my life. Did you put?

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Speaker 1: Did you put my nose on my butt? I'm very unconventional.

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Speaker 1: I'd be a courtroom judge, but only to hit the

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Speaker 1: little hammer on the wooden thing and they'd be like

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Speaker 1: guilty to everyone. Everybody's just guilty that J. That wouldn't

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Speaker 1: feel good to do that if anyone J walked guilty

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Speaker 1: twenty five to life. Yeah, what's popping? Producer Bennett just botting.

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Speaker 1: I would definitely be a zookeeper because like, I want

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Speaker 1: to play with all the animals. It would be like

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Speaker 1: really cute, but it could also be very dangerous. I

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Speaker 1: think if I could fake my way into any job

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Speaker 1: for a day, I would be a victorious secret model

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Speaker 1: on the day, the specific day where they have that

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Speaker 1: big Runway show. Yeah, so then I could come out

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Speaker 1: and be like, who's that? Wait, he's not qualified for this,

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Speaker 1: and then they check my resume and go absolutely not replaced,

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