WEBVTT - Second Date PODCAST: YouTube Date

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<v Speaker 1>Second Dato Date. A lot of my dates have started

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<v Speaker 1>the same way that the date in today's second Date

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<v Speaker 1>updates started. You talk to somebody online, they say, show

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<v Speaker 1>up at my place. You open the door, and they go,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready to shoot some video? And I go, yes, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do this. That's the way most of my dates start,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're always a really, really fun time. That's sort

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<v Speaker 1>of what happened on Rob's date. Rob is on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to call a girl named Annie today. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a very interesting thing that you did on your first

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<v Speaker 1>date with Annie, Rob, Yeah, it is. I just try

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<v Speaker 1>to be different. Yeah, I made it sound way creepier

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<v Speaker 1>than it actually is. Why don't you explain to everybody

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<v Speaker 1>what your date was? All right? So this girl, her

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<v Speaker 1>name was Annie, we met on Tinder. We were kind

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<v Speaker 1>of hitting it off, just messaging back and forth since

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<v Speaker 1>she seemed really cool, and I just wanted to sort

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<v Speaker 1>of be different, just because it's you know it's tender.

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<v Speaker 1>Not everyone takes it too seriously. Well, and from the

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<v Speaker 1>sounds of it, it sounded like Jewel was describing you

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<v Speaker 1>putting an ad on Craigslist. You guys are making it

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<v Speaker 1>sound like it was way worse than kind it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust me, like, I'm not creepy. I promise, I promise that.

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<v Speaker 1>But did she or did she not show up to

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<v Speaker 1>your house and you said I'm gonna shoot some video

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<v Speaker 1>of you? I did. I don't know if I said

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<v Speaker 1>it in that in that way, but I literally said,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you're gonna have the most fun date that

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<v Speaker 1>you've never experienced before. So I came up with the

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<v Speaker 1>idea to have a YouTube date on YouTube date. Yeah yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so hear me out, all right, So it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you're just gonna sit there and watch YouTube video, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hear me out. Okay. So when she got to my door,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a car waiting for her that says you've

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<v Speaker 1>been invited to a YouTube date and if you accept,

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<v Speaker 1>ring the doorbell, and so she rings the doorbell, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I answer, and I sort of have this this ridiculous,

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<v Speaker 1>crazy outfit on from like the nineteen seventies, thinking that

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<v Speaker 1>she'd be down because I'm kind of a goofball sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Her reaction wasn't what I expected, Like she kind of giggled,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, she's probably like, what the hell is a

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube date? And why are you dressed like that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she kind of had that reaction, but older I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, the whole goal, the whole point of the

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<v Speaker 1>date is to make a viral video on YouTube. So

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<v Speaker 1>so that's what a YouTube date is. A YouTube date,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, is to try to make a viral video. Yeah, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm not I can't be the first person

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<v Speaker 1>to ever think of this, or maybe I think, why

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<v Speaker 1>do you think a woman would want to do this?

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<v Speaker 1>Viral videos are usually embarrassing. I mean, I just thought

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<v Speaker 1>we'd have a good time and you know, have a

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<v Speaker 1>few laughs. I mean, for the first twenty minutes it

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<v Speaker 1>was going really really well, and she was come up

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<v Speaker 1>with all these awesome ideas, and then it just sort

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<v Speaker 1>of fizzled out, and like for the next forty five minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>we kind of just sat in silence and like a

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<v Speaker 1>really bad brainstorming session. We gotta make a viral video?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want to do? It's like, and then

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<v Speaker 1>her ideas and you're yelling at her. Your ideas are

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<v Speaker 1>terrible that will never go viral. Yeah, but at least

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<v Speaker 1>I had choosing crackers for us to snack on. Why

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't you just bail on the idea? I mean, twenty

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<v Speaker 1>minutes in, just go take her for a glass of

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<v Speaker 1>wine somewhere, Because the way that we were talking on

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<v Speaker 1>tender is she seemed very outgoing and I thought she'd

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<v Speaker 1>be up for it. But it's just, you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't what it was supposed to be, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>very awkward. And yeah, I just didn't have a plan

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<v Speaker 1>B that was you know, that's what it comes comes

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<v Speaker 1>down to. I guess, so you didn't have a plan

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<v Speaker 1>B other than a YouTube date, which is a date

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<v Speaker 1>where you try to film a viral video. Yeah, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>The way that you're telling me now and the way

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm thinking about it, it sounds really stupid. But

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<v Speaker 1>in my mind I thought it was gonna be freaking hilarious. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see your point, though. You go, You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna try to do something out of the box different,

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<v Speaker 1>make her laugh. It's gonna be like a crazy scene

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<v Speaker 1>from the movie where she tells all the friends he's

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<v Speaker 1>such a funny, crazy cookie guy. And then it just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't work for you. Yuh yeah, and then we would

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<v Speaker 1>totally get a YouTube video out of it that went viral,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you know, we'd be famous. It just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>work out. Did you ever shoot a video? Uh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we did, But I mean it's like it's it's stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so dumb, Like I'm I don't want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to you listen, You've already embarrassed yourself with

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<v Speaker 1>the YouTube date. You might as well tell us what

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<v Speaker 1>the video is, all right. So the idea that we

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<v Speaker 1>finally came up with was, you know the movie Frozen, right,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone knows the movie Frozen. Yeah, so we did the

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<v Speaker 1>song let It Go, and we used couch cushions as

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<v Speaker 1>the mouse. Um, she was the top, how was the top?

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<v Speaker 1>And she was the bottom. And there is not a

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<v Speaker 1>sexual thing at all. So you both are holding couch

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<v Speaker 1>cushions pretending like it was a giant couch mouth, singing

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<v Speaker 1>the song of Frozen, singing singing let it Go? And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess how many views? How many? Seven? You're killing

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<v Speaker 1>it right now. It's understandable why that didn't get any views.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you describe it? It's almost kind of funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she have fun? Yeah, in the beginning, I'd say

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<v Speaker 1>it was pretty fun, But the vibe that I was getting,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure she just kind of wanted to do

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<v Speaker 1>it just to move on, to get to the next

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<v Speaker 1>portion of the date, or to maybe leave. I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to get this video done so that I can

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<v Speaker 1>go on about my day and not have to be

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<v Speaker 1>on this date anymore. How many times have you tried

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<v Speaker 1>to get ahold of her since your date? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I've tried to contact her, text her a few different times,

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<v Speaker 1>but she actually hasn't responded at all. And I'm thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did I screwed up with the YouTube date?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that's what I'm asking myself because she's not responding,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm guessing that she probably didn't share that YouTube

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<v Speaker 1>video on her Facebook page or anything. Well, Brook, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even share that YouTube video, and it's not my

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<v Speaker 1>best work. All right, we'll play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you brooking jubil in the morning. Second, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just tuning in for the second date update, Rob is

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. He wants to call a girl named Annie.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the most original dates we've ever heard. It

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<v Speaker 1>skirts the line between fun and creepy very well, and

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<v Speaker 1>I like that about it. He took her on a

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube date. They met on tender. She showed up to

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<v Speaker 1>his house. He said, are you down to do a

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube date? She said yes. A YouTube date, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>is where you guys get together and try to film

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<v Speaker 1>a viral video. That was the whole point of the date.

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<v Speaker 1>He thought it would be very fun and exciting for her,

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<v Speaker 1>and it would show that he knows how to have

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<v Speaker 1>a good time and he's a funny guy. And it

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<v Speaker 1>didn't exactly work like he thinks because they couldn't really

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<v Speaker 1>think of a good idea. And at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the date she left and hasn't called him back. Rob,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I know why you're not getting a callback. Why. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she probably saw that you weren't getting a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>views on your YouTube video. It's just very upset and

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to talk to you anymore. Yeah, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>that's the reason. Guaranteed, Rob, If you get a chance

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<v Speaker 1>at a second date, do you just want to do

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<v Speaker 1>something more normal? Normal. Yeah, that's the word that I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to say. Yeah, I mean dinner, no videos,

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<v Speaker 1>no filming, probably not even taking any pictures, just to

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<v Speaker 1>be safe. Yeah, I guess if you want to be

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<v Speaker 1>boring an average never just a regular date. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll probably give me a better chance than when the

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<v Speaker 1>first time. All right, I'm a dollar phone right now,

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<v Speaker 1>get her on the phone and get your second day

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<v Speaker 1>up date. Okay, okay, are we go? Hello? Hi, might

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Annie. Please. This is Annie. Hi Annie, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling from the website BuzzFeed. You may have heard of us.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a viral video that recently got a million hits.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you aware of that? Uh? No? Okay, good because

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't actually happen. How are you. This is Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>from Brook and Jewel in the Morning, the radio station. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I am the radio station. Why are you calling? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling because one of our listeners sent us an email

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<v Speaker 1>about you. Really, his name is Rob, and you recently

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<v Speaker 1>went out on a YouTube date with him. Oh my god. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked to Rob and he told us that it

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<v Speaker 1>seemed like you had fun trying to film a viral

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<v Speaker 1>video on your YouTube date, which I told him was

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<v Speaker 1>a weird idea by the way, Um, but it says

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<v Speaker 1>he says, it seemed like you enjoyed it. You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy it. No, it was terrible. He was like a

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<v Speaker 1>huge pervert the entire time I was there. You think

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<v Speaker 1>Rob's a pervert? He is a pervert. Okay, When we

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<v Speaker 1>talked to him, he didn't sound like a pervert to me.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, you came over, he had a note on

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<v Speaker 1>the door that said you're about to experience a really

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<v Speaker 1>cool date. And then he answered it and you guys

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<v Speaker 1>sat there and tried to shoot a viral video and

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really get anything good done. But it didn't sound

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<v Speaker 1>perverted to me. Wow, well he left out a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff that really really Do you want to tell

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<v Speaker 1>us what he left out? Yeah? I would love to,

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<v Speaker 1>just so that no other woman will ever go out

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<v Speaker 1>with Rob ever again. It was that bad. It sounded

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<v Speaker 1>like a really fun idea, and I was super into

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<v Speaker 1>the idea of like making a video. It sounded like

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<v Speaker 1>creative and fun. Right. All of these suggestions for the

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<v Speaker 1>videos he had were so weird and sexual. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy is a total perverse, weird, weird and sexual.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he told us that the video that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>actually filmed with YouTube holding couch cushions like a mouth

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<v Speaker 1>singing the song from Frozen. Oh yeah, but that was

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<v Speaker 1>like after all of his suggestions, which were at one

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<v Speaker 1>point he was like, oh, we should do this thing

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<v Speaker 1>called spank Wars and I was like, what is that

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<v Speaker 1>spank wars? And he says, it's a competition where we

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<v Speaker 1>spank each other until someone gives up. I mean, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>that's got to be a joke. I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>a joke. I was like, he has to be joking, right.

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<v Speaker 1>But then he had another thing right after that, which

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<v Speaker 1>was like, let's let's try butter wrestling, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell? And he was like, I saw it

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<v Speaker 1>on Honey Boo Boo and it was really funny. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that doesn't sound really funny. What is

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<v Speaker 1>butter wrestling? You just greased yourself up with butter from

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen and then you wrestle each other. So why

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<v Speaker 1>he invited you over, had a camera set up and

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<v Speaker 1>was like, Hey, let's spank each other a lot, and

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<v Speaker 1>then oh, that's not a good idea. Let's get all

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<v Speaker 1>buttery and wrestle. Yeah. Yeah, it feels like, it'll go viral,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get at least like five thousand views. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't think that I want to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I suggested we'll do like the Frozen video to

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<v Speaker 1>let it go video with the couch cushions, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>that was fine, and then he said he has to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bathroom, so he leaves and then I

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<v Speaker 1>get up to like just check out what he's recorded

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<v Speaker 1>on the video camera, and it was just close up

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<v Speaker 1>shots of my boob. No, there were there were no

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<v Speaker 1>couch cushion. It was just like tight shots of my boobs. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>so okay, so he is a pervert. Why didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>say anything to him? Then why don't you go, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what you're doing. You're just filming my boobs.

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<v Speaker 1>I would think I was in shock a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>like I couldn't believe that this is happening to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know I would never go on Tinder again

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<v Speaker 1>if I had a date like that. Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty traumatizing. I mean I never want to see him again.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically, you want to now do a PSA to

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<v Speaker 1>any girl that's on Tinder. If a guy named Rob

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<v Speaker 1>asks you to come over and shoot some YouTube videos.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do it? Yeah, don't do it. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>tell Rob yourself because he's actually on the phone listening.

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<v Speaker 1>What yeah, Annie, Hey, are you curious? Hold on? Give

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<v Speaker 1>me Yeah, it's me. How am I? How am I perverted?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you perverted? Did you not hear? Just like

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<v Speaker 1>what I said? Disgusting pervert who filmed my boobs and

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<v Speaker 1>suggested that we play spank wars like you're doing all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So how do you get sexual from suggesting spank wars? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a moron? I don't know you. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what is more creepy that you're just a total

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<v Speaker 1>pervert or the fact that you're just like not aware

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<v Speaker 1>of what a pervert you are? How many girls have

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<v Speaker 1>you done this too? And we were sitting in sounds

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<v Speaker 1>for so long, Like what the hell was I supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to do? I just started coming up with these these ideas,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know, big normal conversation, like a normal

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<v Speaker 1>human beings spanks butter, yeah, instead of like asking on

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<v Speaker 1>a first date to grease up in your underwear with butter. Okay, So,

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<v Speaker 1>in my defense, the whole shooting with the boobs and stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>you have you have a nice rack, and I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna lie. You are disgusting. I wanted to sort of

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<v Speaker 1>remember that, just because I wanted to sort of remember

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<v Speaker 1>that rosest thing anyone's ever said. You had a nice rack,

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<v Speaker 1>and I sort of want to remember that. Wow, Rob,

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing wrong with that. Rob. I've been out on

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of dates with women who I thought had

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<v Speaker 1>fabulous racks, And you know what I did, I took

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<v Speaker 1>a mental picture to remember it. I didn't actually bust

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<v Speaker 1>out a video camera and tape them. And you're even

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<v Speaker 1>like a bigger pervert than I realized. Well, in my defense,

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<v Speaker 1>you're kind of misleading, just because the way that we

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<v Speaker 1>were talking on Tinder, it didn't seem like you would

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<v Speaker 1>have been defensive for ye know what happened. I knew

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<v Speaker 1>that you were a huge creep. Rob. You're saying that

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<v Speaker 1>she shouldn't have been defensive about you videotaping her boobs

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<v Speaker 1>in secret and then keeping that video for your own

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<v Speaker 1>personal use. Well, obviously she wasn't supposed to find out

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<v Speaker 1>and know and know this information. Yeah, Annie, it's your

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<v Speaker 1>fault that you found out. What is happening. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do it a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>Update first here, Bob, no offense, actually kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of offense. I'm not sending Annie out on

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<v Speaker 1>another date with a guy who's gonna secretly tape her boots. Yeah, okay, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, whatever like need we seriously need like a

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<v Speaker 1>PSA out there about this, dude. I think this is it. Hey, Annie,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for your time. I will say this. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to send you out with a pervert again.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't thank you, but I would like to place

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<v Speaker 1>bank wars still. Are you up for it? You can

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<v Speaker 1>place thank wars with yourself broken jewel in the morning.