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Speaker 1: Second Dato Date. A lot of my dates have started
Speaker 1: the same way that the date in today's second Date
Speaker 1: updates started. You talk to somebody online, they say, show
Speaker 1: up at my place. You open the door, and they go,
Speaker 1: are you ready to shoot some video? And I go, yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: let's do this. That's the way most of my dates start,
Speaker 1: and they're always a really, really fun time. That's sort
Speaker 1: of what happened on Rob's date. Rob is on the phone.
Speaker 1: He wants to call a girl named Annie today. It's
Speaker 1: a very interesting thing that you did on your first
Speaker 1: date with Annie, Rob, Yeah, it is. I just try
Speaker 1: to be different. Yeah, I made it sound way creepier
Speaker 1: than it actually is. Why don't you explain to everybody
Speaker 1: what your date was? All right? So this girl, her
Speaker 1: name was Annie, we met on Tinder. We were kind
Speaker 1: of hitting it off, just messaging back and forth since
Speaker 1: she seemed really cool, and I just wanted to sort
Speaker 1: of be different, just because it's you know it's tender.
Speaker 1: Not everyone takes it too seriously. Well, and from the
Speaker 1: sounds of it, it sounded like Jewel was describing you
Speaker 1: putting an ad on Craigslist. You guys are making it
Speaker 1: sound like it was way worse than kind it was.
Speaker 1: Trust me, like, I'm not creepy. I promise, I promise that.
Speaker 1: But did she or did she not show up to
Speaker 1: your house and you said I'm gonna shoot some video
Speaker 1: of you? I did. I don't know if I said
Speaker 1: it in that in that way, but I literally said,
Speaker 1: I said, you're gonna have the most fun date that
Speaker 1: you've never experienced before. So I came up with the
Speaker 1: idea to have a YouTube date on YouTube date. Yeah yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so hear me out, all right, So it sounds like
Speaker 1: you're just gonna sit there and watch YouTube video, okay,
Speaker 1: hear me out. Okay. So when she got to my door,
Speaker 1: I have a car waiting for her that says you've
Speaker 1: been invited to a YouTube date and if you accept,
Speaker 1: ring the doorbell, and so she rings the doorbell, right,
Speaker 1: I answer, and I sort of have this this ridiculous,
Speaker 1: crazy outfit on from like the nineteen seventies, thinking that
Speaker 1: she'd be down because I'm kind of a goofball sometimes.
Speaker 1: Her reaction wasn't what I expected, Like she kind of giggled,
Speaker 1: but yeah, she's probably like, what the hell is a
Speaker 1: YouTube date? And why are you dressed like that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she kind of had that reaction, but older I said,
Speaker 1: I said, the whole goal, the whole point of the
Speaker 1: date is to make a viral video on YouTube. So
Speaker 1: so that's what a YouTube date is. A YouTube date,
Speaker 1: I guess, is to try to make a viral video. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not I can't be the first person
Speaker 1: to ever think of this, or maybe I think, why
Speaker 1: do you think a woman would want to do this?
Speaker 1: Viral videos are usually embarrassing. I mean, I just thought
Speaker 1: we'd have a good time and you know, have a
Speaker 1: few laughs. I mean, for the first twenty minutes it
Speaker 1: was going really really well, and she was come up
Speaker 1: with all these awesome ideas, and then it just sort
Speaker 1: of fizzled out, and like for the next forty five minutes,
Speaker 1: we kind of just sat in silence and like a
Speaker 1: really bad brainstorming session. We gotta make a viral video?
Speaker 1: What do you want to do? It's like, and then
Speaker 1: her ideas and you're yelling at her. Your ideas are
Speaker 1: terrible that will never go viral. Yeah, but at least
Speaker 1: I had choosing crackers for us to snack on. Why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you just bail on the idea? I mean, twenty
Speaker 1: minutes in, just go take her for a glass of
Speaker 1: wine somewhere, Because the way that we were talking on
Speaker 1: tender is she seemed very outgoing and I thought she'd
Speaker 1: be up for it. But it's just, you know, it
Speaker 1: wasn't what it was supposed to be, and it was
Speaker 1: very awkward. And yeah, I just didn't have a plan
Speaker 1: B that was you know, that's what it comes comes
Speaker 1: down to. I guess, so you didn't have a plan
Speaker 1: B other than a YouTube date, which is a date
Speaker 1: where you try to film a viral video. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: The way that you're telling me now and the way
Speaker 1: that I'm thinking about it, it sounds really stupid. But
Speaker 1: in my mind I thought it was gonna be freaking hilarious. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can see your point, though. You go, You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to do something out of the box different,
Speaker 1: make her laugh. It's gonna be like a crazy scene
Speaker 1: from the movie where she tells all the friends he's
Speaker 1: such a funny, crazy cookie guy. And then it just
Speaker 1: didn't work for you. Yuh yeah, and then we would
Speaker 1: totally get a YouTube video out of it that went viral,
Speaker 1: and then you know, we'd be famous. It just didn't
Speaker 1: work out. Did you ever shoot a video? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did, But I mean it's like it's it's stupid.
Speaker 1: It was so dumb, Like I'm I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: You have to you listen, You've already embarrassed yourself with
Speaker 1: the YouTube date. You might as well tell us what
Speaker 1: the video is, all right. So the idea that we
Speaker 1: finally came up with was, you know the movie Frozen, right,
Speaker 1: everyone knows the movie Frozen. Yeah, so we did the
Speaker 1: song let It Go, and we used couch cushions as
Speaker 1: the mouse. Um, she was the top, how was the top?
Speaker 1: And she was the bottom. And there is not a
Speaker 1: sexual thing at all. So you both are holding couch
Speaker 1: cushions pretending like it was a giant couch mouth, singing
Speaker 1: the song of Frozen, singing singing let it Go? And yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess how many views? How many? Seven? You're killing
Speaker 1: it right now. It's understandable why that didn't get any views.
Speaker 1: Why did you describe it? It's almost kind of funny.
Speaker 1: Did she have fun? Yeah, in the beginning, I'd say
Speaker 1: it was pretty fun, But the vibe that I was getting,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she just kind of wanted to do
Speaker 1: it just to move on, to get to the next
Speaker 1: portion of the date, or to maybe leave. I just
Speaker 1: want to get this video done so that I can
Speaker 1: go on about my day and not have to be
Speaker 1: on this date anymore. How many times have you tried
Speaker 1: to get ahold of her since your date? I mean,
Speaker 1: I've tried to contact her, text her a few different times,
Speaker 1: but she actually hasn't responded at all. And I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: I mean, did I screwed up with the YouTube date?
Speaker 1: I guess that's what I'm asking myself because she's not responding,
Speaker 1: and I'm guessing that she probably didn't share that YouTube
Speaker 1: video on her Facebook page or anything. Well, Brook, I
Speaker 1: didn't even share that YouTube video, and it's not my
Speaker 1: best work. All right, we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you brooking jubil in the morning. Second, if you're
Speaker 1: just tuning in for the second date update, Rob is
Speaker 1: on the phone. He wants to call a girl named Annie.
Speaker 1: One of the most original dates we've ever heard. It
Speaker 1: skirts the line between fun and creepy very well, and
Speaker 1: I like that about it. He took her on a
Speaker 1: YouTube date. They met on tender. She showed up to
Speaker 1: his house. He said, are you down to do a
Speaker 1: YouTube date? She said yes. A YouTube date, I guess
Speaker 1: is where you guys get together and try to film
Speaker 1: a viral video. That was the whole point of the date.
Speaker 1: He thought it would be very fun and exciting for her,
Speaker 1: and it would show that he knows how to have
Speaker 1: a good time and he's a funny guy. And it
Speaker 1: didn't exactly work like he thinks because they couldn't really
Speaker 1: think of a good idea. And at the end of
Speaker 1: the date she left and hasn't called him back. Rob,
Speaker 1: I think I know why you're not getting a callback. Why. Well,
Speaker 1: she probably saw that you weren't getting a lot of
Speaker 1: views on your YouTube video. It's just very upset and
Speaker 1: doesn't want to talk to you anymore. Yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 1: that's the reason. Guaranteed, Rob, If you get a chance
Speaker 1: at a second date, do you just want to do
Speaker 1: something more normal? Normal. Yeah, that's the word that I
Speaker 1: was going to say. Yeah, I mean dinner, no videos,
Speaker 1: no filming, probably not even taking any pictures, just to
Speaker 1: be safe. Yeah, I guess if you want to be
Speaker 1: boring an average never just a regular date. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: it'll probably give me a better chance than when the
Speaker 1: first time. All right, I'm a dollar phone right now,
Speaker 1: get her on the phone and get your second day
Speaker 1: up date. Okay, okay, are we go? Hello? Hi, might
Speaker 1: speak to Annie. Please. This is Annie. Hi Annie, I'm
Speaker 1: calling from the website BuzzFeed. You may have heard of us.
Speaker 1: You have a viral video that recently got a million hits.
Speaker 1: Are you aware of that? Uh? No? Okay, good because
Speaker 1: that didn't actually happen. How are you. This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning, the radio station. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am the radio station. Why are you calling? I'm
Speaker 1: calling because one of our listeners sent us an email
Speaker 1: about you. Really, his name is Rob, and you recently
Speaker 1: went out on a YouTube date with him. Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We talked to Rob and he told us that it
Speaker 1: seemed like you had fun trying to film a viral
Speaker 1: video on your YouTube date, which I told him was
Speaker 1: a weird idea by the way, Um, but it says
Speaker 1: he says, it seemed like you enjoyed it. You didn't
Speaker 1: enjoy it. No, it was terrible. He was like a
Speaker 1: huge pervert the entire time I was there. You think
Speaker 1: Rob's a pervert? He is a pervert. Okay, When we
Speaker 1: talked to him, he didn't sound like a pervert to me.
Speaker 1: He said, you came over, he had a note on
Speaker 1: the door that said you're about to experience a really
Speaker 1: cool date. And then he answered it and you guys
Speaker 1: sat there and tried to shoot a viral video and
Speaker 1: didn't really get anything good done. But it didn't sound
Speaker 1: perverted to me. Wow, well he left out a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff that really really Do you want to tell
Speaker 1: us what he left out? Yeah? I would love to,
Speaker 1: just so that no other woman will ever go out
Speaker 1: with Rob ever again. It was that bad. It sounded
Speaker 1: like a really fun idea, and I was super into
Speaker 1: the idea of like making a video. It sounded like
Speaker 1: creative and fun. Right. All of these suggestions for the
Speaker 1: videos he had were so weird and sexual. He's like,
Speaker 1: this guy is a total perverse, weird, weird and sexual.
Speaker 1: Because he told us that the video that you guys
Speaker 1: actually filmed with YouTube holding couch cushions like a mouth
Speaker 1: singing the song from Frozen. Oh yeah, but that was
Speaker 1: like after all of his suggestions, which were at one
Speaker 1: point he was like, oh, we should do this thing
Speaker 1: called spank Wars and I was like, what is that
Speaker 1: spank wars? And he says, it's a competition where we
Speaker 1: spank each other until someone gives up. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: that's got to be a joke. I thought it was
Speaker 1: a joke. I was like, he has to be joking, right.
Speaker 1: But then he had another thing right after that, which
Speaker 1: was like, let's let's try butter wrestling, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell? And he was like, I saw it
Speaker 1: on Honey Boo Boo and it was really funny. And
Speaker 1: I was like, that doesn't sound really funny. What is
Speaker 1: butter wrestling? You just greased yourself up with butter from
Speaker 1: the kitchen and then you wrestle each other. So why
Speaker 1: he invited you over, had a camera set up and
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, let's spank each other a lot, and
Speaker 1: then oh, that's not a good idea. Let's get all
Speaker 1: buttery and wrestle. Yeah. Yeah, it feels like, it'll go viral,
Speaker 1: We'll get at least like five thousand views. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't think that I want to do that.
Speaker 1: So I suggested we'll do like the Frozen video to
Speaker 1: let it go video with the couch cushions, right, And
Speaker 1: that was fine, and then he said he has to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, so he leaves and then I
Speaker 1: get up to like just check out what he's recorded
Speaker 1: on the video camera, and it was just close up
Speaker 1: shots of my boob. No, there were there were no
Speaker 1: couch cushion. It was just like tight shots of my boobs. Really,
Speaker 1: so okay, so he is a pervert. Why didn't you
Speaker 1: say anything to him? Then why don't you go, hey,
Speaker 1: I know what you're doing. You're just filming my boobs.
Speaker 1: I would think I was in shock a little bit,
Speaker 1: like I couldn't believe that this is happening to me.
Speaker 1: Do you know I would never go on Tinder again
Speaker 1: if I had a date like that. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: pretty traumatizing. I mean I never want to see him again.
Speaker 1: So basically, you want to now do a PSA to
Speaker 1: any girl that's on Tinder. If a guy named Rob
Speaker 1: asks you to come over and shoot some YouTube videos.
Speaker 1: Don't do it? Yeah, don't do it. Why don't you
Speaker 1: tell Rob yourself because he's actually on the phone listening.
Speaker 1: What yeah, Annie, Hey, are you curious? Hold on? Give
Speaker 1: me Yeah, it's me. How am I? How am I perverted?
Speaker 1: How are you perverted? Did you not hear? Just like
Speaker 1: what I said? Disgusting pervert who filmed my boobs and
Speaker 1: suggested that we play spank wars like you're doing all right?
Speaker 1: So how do you get sexual from suggesting spank wars? Man?
Speaker 1: Are you a moron? I don't know you. I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like what is more creepy that you're just a total
Speaker 1: pervert or the fact that you're just like not aware
Speaker 1: of what a pervert you are? How many girls have
Speaker 1: you done this too? And we were sitting in sounds
Speaker 1: for so long, Like what the hell was I supposed
Speaker 1: to do? I just started coming up with these these ideas,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, big normal conversation, like a normal
Speaker 1: human beings spanks butter, yeah, instead of like asking on
Speaker 1: a first date to grease up in your underwear with butter. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: in my defense, the whole shooting with the boobs and stuff,
Speaker 1: you have you have a nice rack, and I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. You are disgusting. I wanted to sort of
Speaker 1: remember that, just because I wanted to sort of remember
Speaker 1: that rosest thing anyone's ever said. You had a nice rack,
Speaker 1: and I sort of want to remember that. Wow, Rob,
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with that. Rob. I've been out on
Speaker 1: a lot of dates with women who I thought had
Speaker 1: fabulous racks, And you know what I did, I took
Speaker 1: a mental picture to remember it. I didn't actually bust
Speaker 1: out a video camera and tape them. And you're even
Speaker 1: like a bigger pervert than I realized. Well, in my defense,
Speaker 1: you're kind of misleading, just because the way that we
Speaker 1: were talking on Tinder, it didn't seem like you would
Speaker 1: have been defensive for ye know what happened. I knew
Speaker 1: that you were a huge creep. Rob. You're saying that
Speaker 1: she shouldn't have been defensive about you videotaping her boobs
Speaker 1: in secret and then keeping that video for your own
Speaker 1: personal use. Well, obviously she wasn't supposed to find out
Speaker 1: and know and know this information. Yeah, Annie, it's your
Speaker 1: fault that you found out. What is happening. I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do it a second date.
Speaker 1: Update first here, Bob, no offense, actually kind of a
Speaker 1: little bit of offense. I'm not sending Annie out on
Speaker 1: another date with a guy who's gonna secretly tape her boots. Yeah, okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever like need we seriously need like a
Speaker 1: PSA out there about this, dude. I think this is it. Hey, Annie,
Speaker 1: thank you for your time. I will say this. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to send you out with a pervert again.
Speaker 1: I won't thank you, but I would like to place
Speaker 1: bank wars still. Are you up for it? You can
Speaker 1: place thank wars with yourself broken jewel in the morning.