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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is why

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Speaker 1: would she at the same hotel? Hmmm, we'll get into that,

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Speaker 1: find out what that's all about.

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Speaker 2: Just a few because right now.

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Speaker 3: It can happen. Now, it can't happen.

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Speaker 2: Obviously double booked.

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Speaker 3: It happens all the time.

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Speaker 1: It's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Right now, nephew, what you got.

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Speaker 3: This right here is your trash stinks. Your trash stinks.

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Speaker 3: Let's go get a dog if you would.

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Speaker 2: Hello. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to read swerve.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's me.

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Speaker 2: How you doing, man, I'm wanting I'm one of your neighbors,

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Speaker 2: but i'm one street over from you. You over the

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Speaker 2: off Yeah, that's right, dis rico. Man, how you doing.

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Speaker 2: I'm one of your neighbors on the next street. Oh,

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Speaker 2: how you doing?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm doing good. But how you get a number?

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Speaker 2: One of the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man.

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Speaker 2: We was we was having a little situation. Wanted to

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Speaker 2: reach out to you, uh, some stuff going on in

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Speaker 2: the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make you

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Speaker 2: aware of it.

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Speaker 4: But what what's going on?

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Speaker 2: Uh? It seemed like, well, you know, the trash man

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Speaker 2: run on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The

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Speaker 2: problem is that that that a lot of people, I guess,

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Speaker 2: got this stuff out on the on the curve already

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Speaker 2: right right now. The problem is that that that they're saying, man,

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Speaker 2: is that your your trash is actually really really foul

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Speaker 2: and smelling and smelling pretty bad. And we wanted to

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Speaker 2: call you, man and see if you do hold on,

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Speaker 2: hold on, hold on you calling me because.

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Speaker 4: You smell my trash?

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, they say, yours is the one that's really stinking, man,

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Speaker 2: And if you could actually maybe put it in, put

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Speaker 2: it back in the in the in the garage until tuesday, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, no trash and no garage. That's why I put

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Speaker 4: it outside. I didn't have enough room in the garage.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what was see?

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Speaker 4: And who is everybody saying my trash tast.

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Speaker 2: Hey listen, I'm assure I'm not saying them. You know

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Speaker 2: what I.

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Speaker 4: Want to tell you. If everybody in the hood got

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Speaker 4: a problem with my trash taking, you tell them because

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Speaker 4: take that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what what? What we we we discussed that too. Well. Listen, listen,

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Speaker 2: we don't want no trouble.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 2: We can just get you to put your trash back in.

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Speaker 4: I'm not moving over trash. I paid rent over here,

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Speaker 4: my brother.

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Speaker 2: Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm not gonna

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Speaker 2: go back to tell you what you're gonna do.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you where I paid rent at. Don't tell

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Speaker 4: me to just over here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, listen, man, aren't you concerned that your trash

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Speaker 2: is thinking and reaking through the whole neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: I don't give a damn. If who smelled my chances

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Speaker 4: they got a problem with it, tell them come take

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Speaker 4: it out still then and say it out there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, that's the problem. The problem is is that

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Speaker 2: you took it out, and you took it out too early.

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Speaker 2: You should out till Tuesday morning. And that's who that.

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Speaker 4: Monday is Friday. If I put it out there and

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Speaker 4: say it out yesterday, come get it.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you, man, Okay, and.

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Speaker 4: Damn what you gonna do. You ain't gonna call me

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Speaker 4: telling me take my chance. I'll take rent over here. Okay,

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Speaker 4: he is everybody smelling my trash out of everybody on

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Speaker 4: the see.

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Speaker 2: I don't know from my understanding, it's there's a couple

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Speaker 2: of holes in it. There's some food or something must

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Speaker 2: to got out. I don't know if if one of

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Speaker 2: the roads or dog got in it, or what the

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Speaker 2: case may be. But you know, we need to try

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Speaker 2: to get your trash in the backyard.

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Speaker 4: My trash ain't going no damn well, and how come.

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Speaker 2: You to one?

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Speaker 4: You the fusing of this? How come my next old

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Speaker 4: neighbor ain't called? How come yo around the corner and

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Speaker 4: you call, We'll put you up to this.

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Speaker 2: What everybody's smelling it. I was just fortunate enough to

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Speaker 2: get your phone number. I said, well, look, I just

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Speaker 4: I tell you this, you and hey, you my phone number.

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Speaker 4: Come take it out? Still then it ain't going nowhere?

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Speaker 2: Left? Okay, Well, listen, let's swerve this what we designed

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Speaker 2: on the case we got to this situation with you

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Speaker 2: put that. I'll just come over there and put the

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Speaker 2: trash in your backyard and just tuesday morning and Tuesday morning,

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Speaker 2: I'll come back over there and take it out that way,

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Speaker 2: all the smell of being in your backyard in the

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Speaker 2: you say, you go what, I'm gonna come over there

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Speaker 2: and put the trash in your backyard? So the so

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Speaker 2: the smell that falcon, I mean, that's that that.

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Speaker 4: Let me say, let me take you this say, if

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Speaker 4: you come over here, you're my well call hoony and

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Speaker 4: that's who you gonna need. You come over here. Bring

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Speaker 4: all they had a problem saying my trash team to

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Speaker 4: come over here and take it out.

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Speaker 2: Well you you, I mean you, you're trying. You're trying

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Speaker 2: to you're trying to act like it don't smell. Man,

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Speaker 2: I don't give them.

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Speaker 4: If it's me, I'll tell you what I do. I'll

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Speaker 4: go out to pook for myself. Where that where that

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Speaker 4: where that helped you out to look at?

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Speaker 2: Okay, but see that's not what the people in the

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Speaker 2: neighborhood want. We want you to say.

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Speaker 4: Don't give me damn what they want. I'm telling you

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Speaker 4: what I'm gonna do. And how did you get my

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Speaker 4: phone number?

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Speaker 2: Any down? I already told you, ma'am, I got your

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Speaker 2: number form one of the neighbors on your street that

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Speaker 2: said they don't want to get tell me to.

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Speaker 4: The left, one to the right, sell me which one?

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Speaker 2: Listen? Listen listen, swim. Once you get to the meat

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Speaker 2: of the problem. The problem is your trash thing.

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Speaker 4: Don't out it's my change. How the hell y'all pit

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Speaker 4: point my change down? Everybody else chadge on the block

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Speaker 4: and how in the hell you smell?

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Speaker 2: Man? I don't know, man, I don't know what of it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you're traans busted, don't know what

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Speaker 2: the deal is. But everybody saying, everybody saying, it's swerve traans.

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Speaker 2: That's that's streak.

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Speaker 4: That's too much chance for me to be going to

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Speaker 4: try and see what things. It's dying fast change out

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Speaker 4: there and it's gonna stay out there. I said it

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Speaker 4: ain't come get it, and you ain't coming over there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Now see that's where you're wrong. Swerve out rumming

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Speaker 2: over there. I'm coming over there, and I'm gonna take

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Speaker 2: that trance and put it in the backyard. Just too

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Speaker 2: Now you're gonna try to get in my way whatever,

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Speaker 2: But I got to go on hitty chance in.

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Speaker 4: The back I tell you what, Bring you over here

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Speaker 4: right now. I put on my shoes. I'm standing on

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Speaker 4: the porch right now. Bring fight a corse, come.

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Speaker 2: On, we whatever you we I'm recover one street over

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Speaker 2: and I'm smelling your nash trans take.

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Speaker 4: No change out. May smell, but you ain't saying gonna

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Speaker 4: take it out.

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Speaker 2: I fit you that a listen, swerve. I'm gonna say

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Speaker 2: this word.

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Speaker 4: Man, I call it that name.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me call him like that? Who the hair told?

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Speaker 2: You call me?

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Speaker 4: Swear? I called men at that?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, hey, that's what they call you. What's wrong?

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Speaker 4: Me called?

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Speaker 2: What's wrong? Me called? You're in the old comedy that name.

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Speaker 4: Now you saying my chat thing? Come over here and

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Speaker 4: take the chance out.

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Speaker 2: Hey, man, I ain't. I ain't nobody sitting there scatter

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Speaker 2: you swim. I'm telling you, I'm trying to get the name.

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Speaker 4: It's not just tell you top part of my name swear.

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Speaker 4: Come over here. I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Wayne, and then it is what it is bytom Man,

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Speaker 2: I'm on my way over there to move that damn trash.

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Speaker 4: Come on, come over here, come over here moving. I'm

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Speaker 4: on the port right now.

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Speaker 2: Come on over there, meet me by the mass.

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Speaker 4: Thank it trash you got, I'm standing right there doing that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I tell you what I'm on my way now.

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Speaker 2: And guess what I'm gonna do when I get over that.

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Speaker 4: You ain't gonna do what you gonna do.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you my damn name when I get

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Speaker 2: over there. My name is Nephew tire Me from the

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Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your

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Speaker 2: cousin au Reese.

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Speaker 4: Oh thank you?

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Speaker 2: So yeah, Hey man, I gotta ask you something, dog,

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Speaker 2: what is what is the baddest and I mean the

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Speaker 2: baddest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 4: And now you have it?

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Speaker 3: No trash tank, no trash. It is trash. But still

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Speaker 3: still do somebody to trash? You know, I'm real. I'll

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Speaker 3: be out there with clorox and everything. I put everything

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Speaker 3: in there. Small.

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Speaker 1: You clean the trash can before you put the trash

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Speaker 1: in it.

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Speaker 3: I pulled clorox. I pulled clorox on the trash that's

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Speaker 3: in the trash because when I put it out. I

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Speaker 3: live in the woods, so everything comes. You got somebody, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: does that work? They got some raccoon. Don't give a

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Speaker 3: damn what you're doing. But you're smart. I've seen the

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Speaker 3: same raccoon handle ammonia clorox. He don't give it down.

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Speaker 3: He had he coming in, didn't it. I know I

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Speaker 3: saw a chicken bone in here early.

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Speaker 2: I know I saw one.

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Speaker 3: He gonna post something on top of it, like I

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Speaker 3: ain't gonna eat that. Yeah, yeah, raccoon talking about I

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Speaker 3: like clok Rocks.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next. Strawberry letter for today, the subject why

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Speaker 1: was she at the same hotel? We'll find out right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening The Hardy Morning Show.