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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call a man. I need a

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Speaker 1: laugh right now, So I'm ready for this new phone tap. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's get I feel like you're getting addicted to laughing, buddy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have a problem with it. I do. I need

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Speaker 1: to get it in. And today we call a woman

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Speaker 1: who just recently moved. And while moving sucks, it's even

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Speaker 1: worse when you order a bunch of stuff to your

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Speaker 1: new place but they end up accidentally sending it to

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Speaker 1: the old address. At that point, you can only hope

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Speaker 1: that the new resident is nothing like our own, Jose Bologna,

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Speaker 1: because there's a ninety nine point nine nine percent chance

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Speaker 1: you're never going to see those packages ever again. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because there's one hundred percent chance he'll do a prank.

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Speaker 1: Call about it. Your phone tap right now? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: is this Ashley? Yes? Is it? My name's Ben. I

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Speaker 1: live at your place, actually your old place. At this point,

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Speaker 1: the landlord gave me your phone number. Oh okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm in your old unit. Um. She said you emailed

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Speaker 1: her about some packages that got delivered here instead of

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Speaker 1: your new place, your new address. Yeah, I must have

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Speaker 1: had the old address in when I ordered them and

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Speaker 1: then took long as I thought. Anyway, I'm so sorry

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Speaker 1: about that. Oh, don't worry about it. It's actually been

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Speaker 1: a great thing. I love it. It looks like you

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Speaker 1: got most these things from Amazon. Sorry. Never I've never

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Speaker 1: been able to try out anything from Amazon before. It's

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Speaker 1: like it's like a brand new thing for me. Like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you're like a Prime member or something. That's pretty cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am a Prime member. I'm sorry. I'm really confused.

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Speaker 1: You get your you get your packages like super fast.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, it's usually pretty quick. Cool. But you said

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Speaker 1: something about trying them out. Yeah, before I did use

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Speaker 1: the hair conditioner. I hope that's okay. You accidentally opened

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Speaker 1: it because you thought it was for you. No, I

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Speaker 1: knew it wasn't mine, but like I said, I was curious, like,

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Speaker 1: oh cool, Amazon Prime. So I just use it real

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Speaker 1: quick just to see if it makes my hair softer.

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Speaker 1: I just like I had to try. Sorry, are you joking?

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't use something if you knew it wasn't yours.

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Speaker 1: I onway use it three times? Wait, and I put

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Speaker 1: it right back in the box. It's all shipped and

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Speaker 1: taped back up ready to go. Have you wrapped it

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Speaker 1: back up after you used it? Well, I was trying

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Speaker 1: to be nice. Of course I wrapped it back up.

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Speaker 1: But I did put it in the same package as

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Speaker 1: your new bath towels. Wait, well, I guess we should say,

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Speaker 1: like almost new. Stop it. Do not tell me you

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Speaker 1: use my towels, Amazon towels. I just wanted to try him. No,

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Speaker 1: I just don't do that. That's not okay. Who raised you?

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Speaker 1: I had your back. I actually went on and you

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Speaker 1: had my back. You had my towel. I not only

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Speaker 1: had your back, I literally washed my back, okay, with

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Speaker 1: your towels. And that's why they didn't get a five

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Speaker 1: star review. They did not hold up to my vigorous

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Speaker 1: towel drying technique. Alright, I don't need to know. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying the undercarriage area did not dry as fast

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Speaker 1: as I was hoping a little damp. Shut up. What

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Speaker 1: I need to know is it you didn't open all

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Speaker 1: my packages. I mean I opened some of well, okay,

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Speaker 1: actually most of them. But here's the question that I've

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Speaker 1: been dying to ask you. I need to know what

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Speaker 1: you want me to do with all these feminine hygiene products. Nothing.

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Speaker 1: Don't touch them. It's a little too late for that,

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Speaker 1: because I just I thought they were like big cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell me that. I thought it was like a

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Speaker 1: cigar with a string in it. What is wrong with you? Lot?

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Speaker 1: There's actually a whole team of doctors trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out specifically what's wrong. But look, none of that has

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Speaker 1: to do with what we're talking about. I'm calling the police,

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Speaker 1: and you're going to be arrested. Okay, Well I should

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Speaker 1: probably tell you then that my name's Jose from the

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Speaker 1: radio show of Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. Please

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Speaker 1: don't call the cops. We're doing a phone tap on you. Yeah. Wait,

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Speaker 1: so you don't have my package it. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know who you are. Your friend Jamie set you up.

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Speaker 1: She said you were in contact with your own landlord

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Speaker 1: about some missing packages. She loves our show and thought

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Speaker 1: you'd be the perfect candidate for a phone tap. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe it. I'm so embarrassed. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: the products I was talking about before, you can smoke

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Speaker 1: them or you cannot smoke them. Am I just like

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Speaker 1: doing it the wrong way. Do you not them? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you could, maybe it would be crazy.

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Speaker 1: I did Inhale. You're so weird. I'm weird. You're the

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Speaker 1: crazy lady with Amazon Prime. What the heck is that

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Speaker 1: weeke up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Morning