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Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello, Hey, is Donna around? This is she? Hey? Donna?

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Speaker 1: I bet you know who this is? Um? No? No, oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: that hurt. I was not expecting that anyway. It's mister Bruce.

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Speaker 1: Who are you? Mister Bruce, I'm the substitute teacher filling

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Speaker 1: in for you while you're out on eternity. Leave. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I was told that a woman named Kathy

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Speaker 1: was going to be working while I Yeah, Cathy was

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Speaker 1: scheduled to substitute for you. But whoop. See it looks

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Speaker 1: like Kathy took a rocket ship through the moon. Can

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Speaker 1: you dig it? Okay? Um, okay, I'm not sure I

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Speaker 1: follow you though? Can you can you? Like, can you

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Speaker 1: start from the beginning? Can you explain what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Because absolutely I can do that for you. See, Kathy

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Speaker 1: is outsick, so mister Bruce is here and ready for anything.

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Speaker 1: Oh did you just growl at me like a cat?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Did you hear a growl. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: I gotta go and see my baby. So I just

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Speaker 1: you know, I want to wrap this up. So I'm

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Speaker 1: just wondering. Did they fill you in on everything you

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Speaker 1: need to know about the lesson plan and lesson plan

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Speaker 1: to give the kids? You mean the classroom lessons? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got that one. Okay. There's a lesson that you

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Speaker 1: need to learn, and it's called somebody thinks about work

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Speaker 1: too much? You know? Yeah, you know it's funny because

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Speaker 1: I haven't really thought of work until you that's all

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Speaker 1: you think of it. But that seems to be all

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Speaker 1: you're talking to me about. I think you need a

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Speaker 1: lesson in fun, a lesson in fun? Yeah? Oh, are

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Speaker 1: you hitting on me right now? Because you know I

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Speaker 1: just had a baby rate Oh yeah, I definitely know that.

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Speaker 1: And it sounds like the new mama needs a little

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Speaker 1: R and R recreational rubbing. Yeah. Okay, I think we've

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Speaker 1: had enough here. Oh we haven't even gotten started. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: stop doing that, please? Why don't you do mister Bruce

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Speaker 1: a solid? Didn't you hear me? I said I'm done,

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Speaker 1: I'm done talking. I hear you saying no, But your

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Speaker 1: heart is saying, yes, how about I come over with

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Speaker 1: a bottle of red and you let mister Bruce's fingers

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Speaker 1: do the walking. That's really gross. Mister Bruce will give

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Speaker 1: you the most far out back massage you've ever had it.

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Speaker 1: And you can't say no. I'm saying no. Actually right

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Speaker 1: now on the phone to you, I said, I just

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Speaker 1: said you can't say that now. Somebody doesn't know how

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Speaker 1: to follow directions? Do they thing? Now? And I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: I am not interested? Why don't we go ahead and

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Speaker 1: put quotes around the not interested part? Why are you

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Speaker 1: laughing like after everything? You're just laughing like a creep.

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Speaker 1: You sound like a creep because it's a fun little

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Speaker 1: game that we're playing. I love this dance. You know what.

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Speaker 1: I Am going to report you to the district. Hello,

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Speaker 1: the clause came out, but that's okay, nothing wrong with

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Speaker 1: little cat and Mouse me out? Are you listening to

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Speaker 1: a word I'm saying. I am reporting you before you

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Speaker 1: do all that? You might want to know that this

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Speaker 1: is just a prank phone call. Okay, got you right

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Speaker 1: where it counts. Yeah, I got youa what this is

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Speaker 1: actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your roommate Van set you up.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, he said that you've been on

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Speaker 1: maternity leave and wanted me to be your creepy substitute teacher.

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Speaker 1: So hello from mister Bruce. Yeah. Oh hey, be careful

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Speaker 1: with the name calling, all right, that'll get you everywhere.

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