WEBVTT - The Artifact Redux: Pants of the Necromancer

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind, a production of

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<v Speaker 1>My Heart Radio. Hi, my name is Robert Lamb and

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<v Speaker 1>this is the Artifact, a short form series from Stuff

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<v Speaker 1>to Blow Your Mind, focusing in on particular objects, ideas,

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<v Speaker 1>and moments in time. What do you imagine when you

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<v Speaker 1>think of a necromancer? Perhaps partially influenced by dungeons and

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<v Speaker 1>dragons and various dark fantasy tales, you imagine a deathly

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<v Speaker 1>pale wizard dressed all in black, perhaps partial to skulls

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<v Speaker 1>and bones as their primary fashion accessory. But were we

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<v Speaker 1>to look beneath their robes, would we find a grizzly

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<v Speaker 1>pair of magical pants sewn from flayed human flesh and

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<v Speaker 1>complete with the leathery remnants of the victims Genitalia. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>According to Icelandic folklore, these are exactly the sort of

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<v Speaker 1>tri ouser's quite becoming of a necromancer. Eleanor Rosamond Barklow

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<v Speaker 1>describes the fin Broker or finn breeches literally magic pants

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<v Speaker 1>in the book Beyond the Northlands. The wearer would enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>unlimited coins from the pocket of the pants, as well

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<v Speaker 1>as one presumes, a certain slimming effect. You can actually

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<v Speaker 1>gaze upon a replica of the folkloreic death trousers in

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<v Speaker 1>the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery and Witchcraft in Holmovic, where

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<v Speaker 1>they are called the Nabrok or necro pants. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>there are rules to any work of magic or sorcery.

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<v Speaker 1>It was said that the necromancer must first gain the

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<v Speaker 1>permission of a living man and then dig up his

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<v Speaker 1>corpse after death. Then it becomes a careful matter of

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<v Speaker 1>fleeing the corpse and carefully crafting the neck row pants.

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<v Speaker 1>And the retention of the genitalia is key because the

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<v Speaker 1>scrotum serves as the pocket of the necro pants. In

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<v Speaker 1>order to activate them, the necromancer will need to insert

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<v Speaker 1>a coin stolen from a widow and a sheet of

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<v Speaker 1>paper bearing the correct magical sickle. The original coin must remain, however,

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<v Speaker 1>in the scrotum, otherwise the wealth generating properties of the

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<v Speaker 1>pants will cease. At this point, the necromancer need only

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<v Speaker 1>slip into the pants and feel them bond with their

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<v Speaker 1>own skin. Now those pants can come off, mind you,

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<v Speaker 1>But in order to avoid damnation for crafting such vile pants,

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<v Speaker 1>the necromancer must make sure that someone else is on

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<v Speaker 1>hand to step into the pants at the exact same

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<v Speaker 1>time they are climbing out of them. The necromancer removes

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<v Speaker 1>one leg, and the new individual inserts one leg, and

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<v Speaker 1>so forth. Now why would one wish to invest in

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<v Speaker 1>the creation of necro pants. Well, there's not much money

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<v Speaker 1>in necromancy, and it pays quite literally to own a

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<v Speaker 1>really great pair of trousers. The necro Pants have been

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<v Speaker 1>featured on various websites, including Atlas Obscura, where Eric Grundhauser's

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<v Speaker 1>article outlines a few other curious displays at the Museum

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<v Speaker 1>of Icelandic Sorcery and Witchcraft and includes a photograph of

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<v Speaker 1>the necro pants themselves. Tune in for additional editions of

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