Speaker 1: Looking Jews second Dato dates. You know, there are all
Speaker 1: kinds of dates. There are good dates, there are bad dates.
Speaker 1: There are dates that end prematurely, really, and everybody is disappointed.
Speaker 1: I've had a lot of first dates into prematurely, and
Speaker 1: you know, I've never been disappointed. I've always been perfectly
Speaker 1: fine with it. But Joe, who is on the phone today,
Speaker 1: had his date into prematurely and he's actually disappointed about it.
Speaker 1: What's up, Joe? Hey, goods? How you doing pretty good?
Speaker 1: How are you? I just established right off the bat
Speaker 1: we're talking about like it didn't last very long in
Speaker 1: terms of time. Well, I believe me that wasn't the
Speaker 1: case here. I still don't know what we're arguing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about whatever jew Bils is going into
Speaker 1: right now. The date didn't last very long. I'm fine
Speaker 1: in whatever department he was going into. What are you
Speaker 1: leading into? Joe? I was talking about your date? You
Speaker 1: said you guys didn't even get through it. I had
Speaker 1: a great date planned out right. I really liked this girl, Allison,
Speaker 1: and she's just just an amazing, amazing girl. It didn't
Speaker 1: really go as planned. Yeah, it sounds like you you
Speaker 1: have a lot of pressure riding on this one date
Speaker 1: leading up to it. Well, I just I really liked
Speaker 1: this girl. I wanted to make a good impression. I
Speaker 1: got these really great tickets to a show I thought
Speaker 1: too like, I spent way too much money on it,
Speaker 1: and I got my car washed and I got it
Speaker 1: detailed and everyone because a girl always notices when a
Speaker 1: man rolls up in a clean car. Absolutely, it's what
Speaker 1: I thought. And I get there, I pick her up,
Speaker 1: and we're on our way to the show, and my
Speaker 1: car broke down. I like, does that it looked at
Speaker 1: like last month. I don't know why it broke down,
Speaker 1: but it just Yeah, my car has broken down on
Speaker 1: a lot of dates. To Joe, Yeah, I know what
Speaker 1: you're saying. My car literally broke down. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're implying, but my car literally broke down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. I think he's implying that you
Speaker 1: didn't check the dipstick before you left show. My dipstick
Speaker 1: was fine. Something happened was with the motor. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it was. I can tell the show that
Speaker 1: you're getting a note of this. Okay, so your car
Speaker 1: broke down, and what happened. Then the car broke down
Speaker 1: and I was trying my best to fix it. I
Speaker 1: was getting really frustrated it and she was actually so sweet.
Speaker 1: We went to a gas station, shelped me fix the car,
Speaker 1: and we did fix it. But by the time it
Speaker 1: was fixed, the show had already started. I thought, well,
Speaker 1: there's no point in going to the show now we
Speaker 1: were already way okay, but wait, can we stop for
Speaker 1: just a second. You fix your own car. You didn't
Speaker 1: call triple A. I figured I was in a hurry.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get to the show, and I wanted
Speaker 1: I'm saying that's impressive, and that that right there should
Speaker 1: have won you a second date. I mean I wanted
Speaker 1: to show where I was a real man, that I
Speaker 1: could fix my own car, maybe salvage the date at somehow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could get under the hood and just the wingdings.
Speaker 1: I know all about that. I know all about it,
Speaker 1: or that I can put it in a little elbow.
Speaker 1: Great impressed. She was impressed, and I was impressed. She
Speaker 1: was not like above helping me fix it herself. She
Speaker 1: got right in there with me. So, I mean, none
Speaker 1: of this sounds bad. Yeah, it didn't go as planned.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean it went bad. I mean I
Speaker 1: spent a lot of time planning the date, and I
Speaker 1: spent a lot of money on the tickets, and I
Speaker 1: just it went completely ninety degrees in a different direction.
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to go and I just
Speaker 1: I She asked me if I could just take her
Speaker 1: home because then I was kind of shot and said thought, well,
Speaker 1: maybe I can parlay this into i don't know, like
Speaker 1: making your nice dinner or something at her place and
Speaker 1: maybe a little Netflix and chill or something. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: you go. You can made the car break down on purpose,
Speaker 1: didn't you. Yeah, not as impressive, Joe. But okay, I
Speaker 1: did not break down the car on purpose, I assure
Speaker 1: you that. So how did you in things then? With her? Well?
Speaker 1: I took her back to her place and I asked,
Speaker 1: I said, we would you like to at least hang
Speaker 1: out for a little bit and I can make you
Speaker 1: some dinner And she said, well, maybe another time, right,
Speaker 1: So I just thought, oh, okay, maybe I can come
Speaker 1: back in a couple hours. Let me give you a
Speaker 1: chance to you know, shower and get yourself free. And
Speaker 1: he said no, like like another day, and oh, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe have you overplayed my hand there a little bit?
Speaker 1: But I thought, okay, fine, I'll I'll go out with
Speaker 1: her against some other time when, uh, you know, when
Speaker 1: my car is in better shape or something. So I
Speaker 1: was texting her back and forth, trying to call her
Speaker 1: and just nothing. It went like radio silence. Thought what
Speaker 1: did I do to offend this girl? And how how
Speaker 1: many hours would you say, you guys spent together from
Speaker 1: pick up to car breakdown to drop off. We have
Speaker 1: to know each other pretty well in two hours helping
Speaker 1: me fix my car like that, you didn't have any
Speaker 1: big freakouts where you're trying to fix it. Did you
Speaker 1: start like beating up the car and yelling and cussing? No? No,
Speaker 1: I mean I was a little upset. I mean who
Speaker 1: wouldn't be. I had this whole great date plan and
Speaker 1: then then my car breaks down. It's embarrassing. Okay, well
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, call her and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. Okay, all right, thanks hanging rooking
Speaker 1: Cuba in the morning date. If you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: for today's second date update, Joe is on the phone,
Speaker 1: and Joe is what we like to call a real man.
Speaker 1: That's right, Joe can fix a minor problem on his
Speaker 1: car with his bare hands in under three hours. Pretty
Speaker 1: amazing feat. And that's what happened on his first date.
Speaker 1: It actually ended up ruining his date though, because they
Speaker 1: never made it to the show they were trying to
Speaker 1: go to. And then after his car broke down and
Speaker 1: they fixed it, he ended up taking her back to
Speaker 1: her place. And now she's not calling him back, and
Speaker 1: he wonders, why why wouldn't she call you back? Joe,
Speaker 1: You're the last real man on earth, and every time
Speaker 1: I'm the last real man on earth, I've just I've
Speaker 1: fixed my car and I did my best to show
Speaker 1: her a good time. And damn it, Joe bragging again. Joe.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're kidding, but it is pretty sexy when
Speaker 1: a man can, you know, be hands on and fix stuff. Well,
Speaker 1: I do what I can. Yeah, but I will say,
Speaker 1: you sound almost a little angry that she isn't calling
Speaker 1: you back. Oh yeah, if I put her in a
Speaker 1: lot of time with that day and I prepared for it. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: so there should be no reason why you didn't get
Speaker 1: a call back. I'm flabbergast that I have no idea
Speaker 1: why coming back to me. Right, all right, Well, I'll
Speaker 1: dollar phone number right now and see if we can
Speaker 1: figure it out. Okay, all right, all right, here we go. Hello. Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Alison please? This is Alison. Hey, Alison,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewbil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Huh? This is Jewil from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewbil in the Morning. It's a radio show. What Jubil
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. We can tell English or because I
Speaker 1: can speak Spanish to you if you need can you
Speaker 1: know I speak English? Fine, I just don't know what's
Speaker 1: happening right now, I'll explain. My name is Jewel. I
Speaker 1: host a radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: And we have a listener who emailed us about you.
Speaker 1: What I feel like the appropriate response. We do a
Speaker 1: segment on our show called the second Date Update. That's
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: and then end up not calling them back after they
Speaker 1: email us to see if we can get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what happened. And recently you
Speaker 1: met up with a dude named Joe right right, and
Speaker 1: Joe liked you a lot, and he told us about
Speaker 1: your date. But now he says you're not calling him back. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: but what does that have to do with you. Well,
Speaker 1: our job is to see if we can get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and ask why you don't want to
Speaker 1: talk to Joe. Okay, but I never said he could
Speaker 1: talk to anyone about me. Well, just so you know,
Speaker 1: he only said good things. Well, what did he say.
Speaker 1: He said that you guys were going on a date.
Speaker 1: He had planned to take you to a show. He
Speaker 1: was really excited about it, but unfortunately, on the weight
Speaker 1: of the date, his car broke down and he took
Speaker 1: you home and hasn't heard from you since. Okay, that happened.
Speaker 1: He also said that you were super awesome and that
Speaker 1: he really wanted to impress you, and that he was
Speaker 1: super bummed that you guys missed the show. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he's saying what he did was supposed to impress me. Well,
Speaker 1: the tickets are going to But I was impressed that
Speaker 1: he fixed his own car. I thought that was pretty sexy.
Speaker 1: I mean, a man who can do that, it's kind
Speaker 1: of awesome. Yes, a man that could do that would
Speaker 1: be awesome. Okay, So that's him though, because he said,
Speaker 1: unless he's lying. He said, his car broke down and
Speaker 1: then he fixed it and then had to take you home.
Speaker 1: And he said you chipped into He said you helped out.
Speaker 1: He said I helped Yeah, yeah, I did all of it.
Speaker 1: You fixed his car. We broke down. He got out
Speaker 1: like he was gonna check it out, and instead he
Speaker 1: stood by the side of the road and stared at
Speaker 1: the car. What like, he didn't even open the hood,
Speaker 1: He just no. So I got out and asked him
Speaker 1: if he was going to pop the hood and check
Speaker 1: it out, and he told me that he could not.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? And when I asked him why,
Speaker 1: he said it was because he didn't want to ruin
Speaker 1: his new leather pants. And that was when I noticed
Speaker 1: his skin tight leather pants that apparently cost him a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: forget the car for a second. He was wearing leather pants.
Speaker 1: Leather pants. I don't know if I like surprised it
Speaker 1: shocked that he was wearing the leather pants, or that
Speaker 1: it took you so long to notice the leather pants. Well,
Speaker 1: just wearing the leather pants in general is kind of
Speaker 1: a turn off. And then to tell me that you
Speaker 1: can't fix your car because you don't want to get
Speaker 1: them dirty. Well, they're probably expensive. I think leather clothes
Speaker 1: thing is usually pretty expensive. So did he just stand
Speaker 1: over you while you fixed his car? I told him
Speaker 1: he should go run back to the gas station that
Speaker 1: was down the road and pick up a few things
Speaker 1: to see if we couldn't get things working. And I
Speaker 1: let him go, and by the time he got back,
Speaker 1: I had the car fixed for him. Good job, I know.
Speaker 1: I think you're sexy. So he walked all the way
Speaker 1: to a rant of the gas station and leather pants
Speaker 1: that is hot, steamy? Yeah, that swampy? Doesn't it? Not attractive? See,
Speaker 1: you guys can probably get why I'm not wanting to
Speaker 1: talk to him anymore, right, I personally don't I like
Speaker 1: anybody in leather pants. And that's why I like Joe,
Speaker 1: because Joe is actually on the other line listening and
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. He's on the phone, Yes
Speaker 1: he is, Joe. Do you even understand how expensive those
Speaker 1: pants are? I shipped them in from Italy? They were
Speaker 1: hand bag Wow. Yeah, whoa exactly that's worth more than
Speaker 1: your car? Probably? Whoa? Joe? The insults, Well, she's insulting
Speaker 1: me thing. I'm not a man. I helped. Okay, she
Speaker 1: didn't want to ruin my pants, I helped. I'm really
Speaker 1: not concerned with how much your leather pants were the
Speaker 1: fact that you asked me to fix your car so
Speaker 1: that you didn't get him dirty is where my concern
Speaker 1: lies right now. Look, I offered to help. I walked
Speaker 1: all the way to the gas station in those pants
Speaker 1: to get the supplies to help us fix the car.
Speaker 1: I thought it would be a good bonding experience. Actually
Speaker 1: we didn't even use any of the supplies you got.
Speaker 1: I got it fixed without any help from you. That's
Speaker 1: because I told you what was wrong with it. I
Speaker 1: knew what was wrong, I didn't know how to fix it.
Speaker 1: That's pretty much like fixing the whole car. So are
Speaker 1: you more upset, Allison that he didn't fix the car,
Speaker 1: that he wore the leather pants or was it just
Speaker 1: kind of the whole package. It's definitely the whole package. Okay, Wow,
Speaker 1: this is like so disrespectful. Do you realize how much
Speaker 1: I put into this date? They're washing my car, getting
Speaker 1: tickets to a concert that you like, and this is
Speaker 1: the things like after this is like this is beyond me.
Speaker 1: You are so stuck up. I'm so well, since you're
Speaker 1: being such a sweetheart, Joe, I wasn't going to offer
Speaker 1: up the fact that you were also wearing a burgundy choker. Er, wait,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with my choker? Who wears a choker on
Speaker 1: a date? Well, you know what, I'll tell you who
Speaker 1: does wear a joker on the date? French people, Italian people,
Speaker 1: people from the UK. Leather pants and a burgundy choker. Joe. Yes,
Speaker 1: all the girls in Italy love that. Yeah, I should
Speaker 1: just go to Italy and maybe those girls would appreciate
Speaker 1: my effort. Maybe you should go to Italy some risky
Speaker 1: fashion choices on a first date, Joe, I like to
Speaker 1: be bold. I'd like to make a statement. Yeah you
Speaker 1: made that, Yeah you did it? Instead of Italy? What
Speaker 1: about Italian? Would you guys like to go on a
Speaker 1: second date? We will pay for it, Alison? Will you
Speaker 1: go with Joe one more time? Definitely not. I'm over Joe.
Speaker 1: You know what, Alison, I'm sorry I put in so
Speaker 1: much effort with you. You're clearly not worth my time.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's true. Dudes who wear leather pants, they
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of time. You know what, At
Speaker 1: least I have to wear something like that, Jebil, or
Speaker 1: you don't. Those things are very tight. I see what
Speaker 1: you're saying that. You know what, Jubil, we can have
Speaker 1: a leather pants off. I will prove to you that
Speaker 1: I can wear those things better than you can wear
Speaker 1: even shorts. Wherever the hell your work, I am down,
Speaker 1: I will look. Okay, you didn't get a second date
Speaker 1: with Alison, but you did score a date with me.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a leather pants off you and I. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do it. I'm all for it, buddy. Let's do it, chump.
Speaker 1: I'm popping online right after this and purchasing something. You
Speaker 1: tell me the time and place and I'll be there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: d's do it. This is the manliest fight I've ever witnessed.
Speaker 1: So great, guys. Broken Jubil in the morning, texting at
Speaker 1: seven eight, five to nine two says that dude is
Speaker 1: everything that's wrong with America. Working Jewil in the morning
Speaker 1: talking about today's second date update in case she missed it.
Speaker 1: This dude Joe wanted to call Alison. They went out
Speaker 1: on a date, the car broke down, and then after
Speaker 1: they got the car working, she wanted to go back home,
Speaker 1: and then she wasn't calling him, so we got her
Speaker 1: on the phone and found out the reason she wasn't
Speaker 1: calling him back was because the car broke down and
Speaker 1: she had to fix it herself. And why is that
Speaker 1: because he didn't want to get his leather pants dirry? Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, those things are expensive. It's just the
Speaker 1: funniest image to imagine, like pulling up to the side
Speaker 1: of the road and seeing the girl working on the
Speaker 1: car and a guy in leather pants wearing a choker.
Speaker 1: I appreciate a good role reversal. I do. And what
Speaker 1: I'm more excited about is Jubil and his walk off. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I think that that was worth the second
Speaker 1: day in and of itself. Yeah, and don't forget he
Speaker 1: was wearing a choker. She revealed that a little bit
Speaker 1: more through it than he was actually wearing a choker
Speaker 1: and leather pants. I love it. Yeah, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to throw that stuff on and challenge this guy. At
Speaker 1: least he's putting effort in. I guess ye put more
Speaker 1: effort into his outfit than I would put into my
Speaker 1: outfit on a first date. If you want to do
Speaker 1: a second day update, I have to email. I have
Speaker 1: to do his email the show and we will to
Speaker 1: call the person who didn't call you back. Move in
Speaker 1: ninety two point five