WEBVTT - NFL Suspensions!

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<v Speaker 1>The NFL has announced that players could face suspensions if

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<v Speaker 1>they violate player safety rules this upcoming season. The rules

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<v Speaker 1>a player can get suspended for are, and Jason, you

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<v Speaker 1>already know this. This is just an average weekend for you, though.

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<v Speaker 1>Hip drop tackles. That's one of your signature moves. Horse

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<v Speaker 1>collar tackles. Launching. No wonder your knee is messed up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Friday. After a couple of those fishbowl margaritas.

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<v Speaker 2>What are they called? Fishbowl margaritas. I thought you said

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<v Speaker 2>something else.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the lactose thing that Mike the Mechanic drinks?

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<v Speaker 2>Giant mudslides. You drank two of those in front of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Lactose.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, because ice cream in a strong stomach.

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<v Speaker 1>Your partner drank two gallons of ice cream in front

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<v Speaker 1>of me and then goes home to do a blindside

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<v Speaker 1>block on you on a Friday night.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope so.

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<v Speaker 1>If a player commits three of the five offenses during

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<v Speaker 1>this season, they'll be suspended for one game. The NFL

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<v Speaker 1>has also announced they'll no longer hold the Pro Bowl

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<v Speaker 1>game beginning this season that nobody wanted to play in anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>They will recognize 88 players as pro bowlers. The rosters

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<v Speaker 1>will be determined by an equal weighted voting process among players, coaches,

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<v Speaker 1>and fans.