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Speaker 1: Hey, friends, I need to update you on something special

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Speaker 2: Bro a beaver, a sis elephant.

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Speaker 3: This is a little too cray crave for me. I

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Speaker 3: literally can't even right now, Like, what does this even

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Speaker 3: have to do with our questing?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, the river's fine, well other

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Speaker 2: than that tree. He's all over there.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I think I know what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Who No, I see where this is going he's building

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Speaker 3: a dam, isn't he?

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Speaker 4: It would appear so.

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Speaker 5: And if our quest requires us to keep the river flowing,

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Speaker 5: and that means.

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Speaker 2: We'll have to convince this huge beaver to stop building

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Speaker 2: the dam. Convince him or stop him?

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Speaker 4: No, No, what do we be having here?

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Speaker 3: Listen, lots and last seas. I don't take kindly to

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Speaker 3: people watching my work. If you're gonna just stand there,

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Speaker 3: I expect you to jump in and help at some point,

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Speaker 3: and I reckon it better be soon.

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Speaker 4: I'll be chasing you out to here myself.

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Speaker 5: Good day, do sir, sir beaver?

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Speaker 4: That is that blast beaver? To ye? Thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: But don't you know who Tias you're dealing with?

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Speaker 5: No, I can't say that we do. We're new around here,

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Speaker 5: just a band of adventurers looking to complete some quests

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Speaker 5: and get stronger.

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Speaker 4: Oh hose that so? Now what wee? Little quest?

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Speaker 6: He?

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Speaker 4: Could it be the brought here? I wonder?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Might as well get it over with and tell him

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Speaker 6: we have a quest to make sure this river keeps flowing.

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Speaker 4: Mister blast beaver.

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Speaker 3: Heel, Now it seems to me we've got a bit

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Speaker 3: of a problem. Then you see this here river flows

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Speaker 3: all throughout the west side of Soundra, which is where

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Speaker 3: I'm from, and it's far too wet from a lichen,

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Speaker 3: So I've decided to build a wee little dam here

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Speaker 3: to keep all that water from coming down to my

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Speaker 3: house like it nice and dry I do, which means

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Speaker 3: this river needs to stop flowing, and that means I

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Speaker 3: cannot be having a bunch of adventurers trying to stop me.

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Speaker 4: Do we understand each other? Lassie?

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Speaker 3: So anyone else want to try to talk this out

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Speaker 3: with him? A?

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Speaker 2: Whoa?

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Speaker 4: Please on your left?

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Speaker 3: Your little pip squeezed cut dodgs me forever. It's only

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Speaker 3: a matter of time before you learn why they call

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Speaker 3: me laughed.

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Speaker 2: Beaver kind of already put two and two together, beaver bro.

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Speaker 1: It's cause your tail makes things explode when you.

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Speaker 3: Smack ay so teas, and unless the whole lot you're

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Speaker 3: clear out here, you'll be learning firsthand what them explosions

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Speaker 3: feel like.

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Speaker 2: Oooh, soup, so mean beaver out rustle.

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Speaker 4: Who's that up there twisting my ear? Get off me

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Speaker 4: your belly bear like it?

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Speaker 1: Soup?

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Speaker 4: Get him all right? That's it? You have left me

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Speaker 4: not choice?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Oh o.

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Speaker 3: Oh, no, soup, I didn't think he would slap himself

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Speaker 3: in the head to get rid of soup. Mika, I

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Speaker 3: see okay.

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Speaker 4: I think so he's just done.

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Speaker 2: Most of the explosion hit glass beaver.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're right there, missy. That one hurt the both

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Speaker 3: of us. I'd take a swing at you with my tail.

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Speaker 3: But I'm seeing three of you. Which one is the

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Speaker 3: real one?

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Speaker 4: Like I tell you? Come on, soup, I got you.

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Speaker 1: Buddy, I'm getting soup out of here.

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Speaker 4: Guys, he's gonna need a minute, no worries.

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Speaker 2: We've got this aby.

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Speaker 4: Now's our chance hit him with woosh.

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Speaker 3: Let's see how you like this.

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Speaker 4: Ah, what a nice stiff breeze.

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Speaker 3: That'll wake you up in the morning. Boy, And my

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Speaker 3: head's feeling much better, so thank you kindly.

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Speaker 4: Now where were we?

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Speaker 3: Oops?

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Speaker 2: What prise? Slash? Fine crab?

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Speaker 3: Keep sis.

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Speaker 4: It's like a bunch of wee little ads tickling me.

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Speaker 4: You canna stopped me? So you better clear out here

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Speaker 4: before I get proper mad.

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Speaker 2: That is enough, friends, None.

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Speaker 5: Of our skills appear to be working. He is just

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Speaker 5: too big. It appears that once again it's up to

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Speaker 5: me to save the day.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh oh, is that right?

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Speaker 1: O man?

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Speaker 4: Let's see how you do with.

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Speaker 5: Some of this?

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Speaker 2: Keep her king, Look you.

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Speaker 5: Come off.

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Speaker 3: Off for Pete's sake, I was not aiming for the

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Speaker 3: little grub. Come back around here, little man, so I

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Speaker 3: can take another swing and show you.

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Speaker 7: Just a straight.

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Speaker 5: Ha ha.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know Kine could uce is just to strike

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Speaker 1: so many times in a.

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Speaker 7: Row he isn't supposed to Using it even twice back

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Speaker 7: to back makes him tired. If he doesn't stop soon,

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Speaker 7: he's gonna fall over from exhaustion.

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Speaker 4: Why in the blueberry places are you on the moon?

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Speaker 4: Up there? All right? All right, I give up a surrenders.

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Speaker 4: Help you like, call.

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Speaker 3: Off the crazy man before it takes away all my

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Speaker 3: dash and good looks?

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Speaker 4: Okay, nothing up, it's.

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Speaker 2: Over, Macau. I think he's gonna need some healing.

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Speaker 5: What is it morning already? I'll take a dozen eggs,

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Speaker 5: Sonny side up, please dry toast.

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Speaker 4: No butter, you did it?

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Speaker 2: You made blass bee for kiss up?

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Speaker 5: Oh that ah in a day's work, No big deal.

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Speaker 5: In fact, I wouldn't even have been able to get

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Speaker 5: the drop on him if it hadn't been for Oh Caultra.

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Speaker 4: Where is she is she?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 2: She's fine, Kane take a breather. She's right beside you.

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Speaker 2: Keep her kane. Okay, Now cal Torre is sorry?

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Speaker 6: Is she not help?

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Speaker 2: Oh but cal Tora, you did help.

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Speaker 5: Why if you had n't stepped in front of me,

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Speaker 5: glass Beaver would have hit me straight on with that

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Speaker 5: tail of his Oh I'm so glad, Roker.

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Speaker 1: She's more than okay, she took that hit like a

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Speaker 1: brick wall.

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Speaker 4: Caltura is super strong.

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Speaker 5: Yes, indeed, Now where's that rogue? I'm a beaver. I'm

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Speaker 5: going to give him a piece of my mind and

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Speaker 5: if he's lucky, that's all I'll give him.

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Speaker 3: Keep your voice done, will you? Wasn't enough you had

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Speaker 3: to beat me around the bonnet. No, now you gotta

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Speaker 3: be screaming in my ear while I'm trying to get

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Speaker 3: my senses straight for no more.

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Speaker 5: Than you deserve attacking us like that.

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Speaker 3: We tried to talk it out with you, mister baber blast.

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Speaker 2: Beaver, Sir.

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Speaker 3: Isn't there another way for you to keep your home dry?

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Speaker 2: Surely you don't have to build this down?

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Speaker 4: Uh huh?

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Speaker 3: If adult, then when I build my house, I'll be

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Speaker 3: sitting in the middle of a great tidy river.

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Speaker 6: Hold on, wait a second, do you mean to tell

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Speaker 6: me you're trying to stop this river because you want

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Speaker 6: to build a house in the exact same spot the

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Speaker 6: river is flowing to downstream as in, your house isn't

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Speaker 6: even built yet.

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Speaker 4: What other choice do I have but to stop the river?

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Speaker 3: Gee, maybe you could build your house like fifty feet

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Speaker 3: more to the left or right?

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Speaker 4: Huh, I reckon. I'll have to know.

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Speaker 3: But you don't know how perfect that piece of land was.

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Speaker 3: I guess it's not to be.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, we did it. The quest is complete.

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Speaker 4: And that's not all. Look at cal Tora

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Speaker 5: Oo, My darling girl is about to grow up up