Speaker 1: Previously on does this murder make me look gay?
Speaker 2: Thing?
Speaker 1: Dog?
Speaker 3: The bitch is dead, then it's probable.
Speaker 4: Then whoever killed Vandy is in this very room.
Speaker 5: He hadn't been himself lately, jumpy, erratic.
Speaker 1: Some moments he'd be high.
Speaker 5: Others he'd be lows almost like you, Yes, like he
Speaker 5: was falling in love.
Speaker 6: Will What the hell.
Speaker 3: Are you doing here? Daddy?
Speaker 7: Cut me off?
Speaker 3: Did a gun just fall out of your pants? No,
Speaker 3: this isn't bandy.
Speaker 6: Welcome back, dear listener. We left you on quite a cliffhanger.
Speaker 6: Don't worry. It was intentional to keep you engaged.
Speaker 3: Keep you hooked.
Speaker 6: If HBO's Looking had more cliffhangers, I think it would
Speaker 6: have stayed on the air longer. It was a wonderful
Speaker 6: depiction of the West Coast queer community. But where was
Speaker 6: the audience? I'll tell you where? Looking for another show?
Speaker 6: Back to my story, though, Before we dive in, let's
Speaker 6: take a trip back in time to three days before
Speaker 6: my disappearance.
Speaker 3: Mandy passed me that screw okay, I think I'm.
Speaker 6: Done and you're sure it's hidden?
Speaker 3: Absolutely no one will ever see it.
Speaker 6: Madonna's real face never see it or Trump's real hair.
Speaker 6: Never see it the latter.
Speaker 3: Which room should we do next?
Speaker 6: Mine? I suppose follow me.
Speaker 3: Wow, your bedroom is stunning.
Speaker 6: I know I think of it as my personal church,
Speaker 6: but with fucking see that Roman armor. That's the breastplate
Speaker 6: that we used in my film that collapse. Oh and
Speaker 6: that dresser belonged to Liberachi. I had it shipped from
Speaker 6: Palm Springs. Lost a couple of thousand rhinestones along the way.
Speaker 6: But boy, does that baby still shine. There's a picture
Speaker 6: Wilmer when he was a boy before the surgeries. Hard
Speaker 6: to believe, right, a real miss kite, but doctor Diloman
Speaker 6: fixed him up good.
Speaker 3: Isn't doctor Dilamand a character in Wicked?
Speaker 6: I wouldn't know. But if he is, then he's also
Speaker 6: got an office at sixty seventh in Park. Now, drill,
Speaker 6: and I want cameras too, not just microphones.
Speaker 3: You want me to install hidden cameras in your house.
Speaker 6: Exactly like what parents do when they spy on their nanny.
Speaker 6: Can you pick some up at the home depot?
Speaker 3: That's not how that's pronounced.
Speaker 4: And it's one thing to secretly record audio of gay men,
Speaker 4: but cameras too, without them knowing you could get arrested.
Speaker 6: I'd rather go to jail than die. At least then
Speaker 6: I'd be surrounded by men who do nothing except teach
Speaker 6: themselves the law and work out in heaven. It'll just
Speaker 6: be me and Helen Keller.
Speaker 3: That's it. What about Martin Luther King Junior? Or Mother Teresa?
Speaker 6: Ooh, don't even get me started on that. See you
Speaker 6: next Tuesday. You want a piece of advice, Never trust
Speaker 6: a nun.
Speaker 3: What about Maria from the sound of Music?
Speaker 6: She was a postulate? Oh fine, nix the cameras you.
Speaker 3: Know, Vandy. I'm happy to help, but isn't this a
Speaker 3: bit much?
Speaker 6: How else might I overhear? Who wants to murder me?
Speaker 6: When the most likely suspects arrived for the weekend?
Speaker 4: Since you brought it up, why are you inviting all
Speaker 4: these people? Aren't you asking for trouble?
Speaker 6: You don't have to ask for trouble when you're rich.
Speaker 6: Trouble finds you.
Speaker 4: Maybe you've been fighting lately, but that doesn't mean your
Speaker 4: friends or your husband want you gone forever. I argue
Speaker 4: with my parents all the time about money, my career,
Speaker 4: lack of career.
Speaker 6: I still love them, James. I admire your optimism. It's
Speaker 6: the sort of hopefulness you have when you're young and poor,
Speaker 6: and I'm neither. So there is one person, and I
Speaker 6: hope is on my side, an actual friend, perhaps even
Speaker 6: something more. I'm about to embark in a new chapter
Speaker 6: in my life. I only want to look forward, not back.
Speaker 4: So you're gonna tell me the plan how you'll catch
Speaker 4: your killer.
Speaker 6: I shan't put you at risk. What if you were
Speaker 6: captured and tortured? I couldn't live with myself.
Speaker 4: I see you have a crossbow, some rope, and a
Speaker 4: box large enough to fit a human body.
Speaker 3: Does your plan have anything to do with those?
Speaker 6: God, you're smart, can't get anything past you. Don't worry
Speaker 6: about me. I often find myself between a cock and
Speaker 6: a hard place.
Speaker 3: You mean a rock and a hard place?
Speaker 6: Sure that too? And when I find myself in such
Speaker 6: a dilemma, I know exactly where to go. Now for
Speaker 6: the show lights, camera action, Oh and pass me that
Speaker 6: crossbow on him?
Speaker 3: Lives a cake and his friends want him dead?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 7: Why someone wants to kill him even though it's wrong?
Speaker 3: Thinks the world is matter wrong than He's born.
Speaker 8: Very closely lien with you, worries see if you can
Speaker 8: guess switch one of these queens.
Speaker 3: Baby is the killer? Who is the killer? Who did it?
Speaker 3: Who wanted? Who did it?
Speaker 1: Who crept in his band?
Speaker 3: Who did it?
Speaker 2: What did you?
Speaker 3: What does it mean?
Speaker 1: Who could it be? Who did it?
Speaker 3: They're dropping like flies?
Speaker 5: Who didn't?
Speaker 8: Guys like diyes in it?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 3: Does this mode?
Speaker 1: Make me?
Speaker 4: Look?
Speaker 6: Here?
Speaker 2: You go breakfast fit for a queen. Besides, there's no
Speaker 2: bacon or sausage out. The meat went bad overnight since
Speaker 2: the power is out.
Speaker 1: Damn stupid meat.
Speaker 2: But there is fresh ish fruit and scooped out bagels,
Speaker 2: and also a trash can if you want to binge
Speaker 2: and vomit up.
Speaker 1: Not that I support eating disorders, but you know, shit happens.
Speaker 9: I can't believe it's still snowing and the roads are
Speaker 9: still blocked. It will be hours.
Speaker 6: Before we get plowed.
Speaker 7: Story of my Life.
Speaker 9: I real eyes that our collective spirits are pretty low.
Speaker 9: But that's what art is for, to lift us up.
Speaker 9: Why don't Polly and I entertain you with a song?
Speaker 9: What do you say, Polly?
Speaker 6: Anything for you?
Speaker 5: Moon?
Speaker 8: Oh that's okay, it's early. Another headache. Angela Lance Ferry
Speaker 8: kept me up all night, which is why she's over
Speaker 8: there with her cage covered.
Speaker 9: Music is the perfect medicine.
Speaker 3: Curlly's right. We could do with a bit of quiet
Speaker 3: after last night.
Speaker 9: Absolutely after my performance, Polly, what to sing? What to sing?
Speaker 9: Nothing too depressing? Of course, Let's put a pip in
Speaker 9: everybody's pep eh, Polly, Oh, excellent choice two three four.
Speaker 9: Everybody loves my baby, but my baby. Don't love nobody
Speaker 9: but me, nobody but me. Everybody wants my baby, but
Speaker 9: my baby don't want nobody but me. That's plain to see.
Speaker 9: I am his sweet but tea, and he is my
Speaker 9: loving man knows how.
Speaker 6: While Moon and Polly were performing, Tush decided to sneak
Speaker 6: breakfast to Wilmer, who was still tied up in the
Speaker 6: broom closet.
Speaker 10: Film it's me, Thank God, you know a minnocent Please
Speaker 10: get me out of here.
Speaker 7: It's giving real Camilla Cobeo Cinderella vibe.
Speaker 1: I know, boy, chick.
Speaker 2: I'll get you out, just like I snugged those raisin
Speaker 2: cookies out of boken Volt.
Speaker 1: Only don't try to kill anyone. Okay, here's a.
Speaker 9: Scone kisses me up on my rosy cheeks. I just
Speaker 9: let those kisses be don't wash my face for weeks.
Speaker 9: That's why everybody loves my baby, But my baby don't
Speaker 9: love nobody but me.
Speaker 3: Nobody bar me.
Speaker 9: Who wants to hear another?
Speaker 1: No West Reginald, Master Reginald is still in. He needs
Speaker 1: his beauty rest.
Speaker 8: Oh he must be worried sick about Bandy. They had
Speaker 8: their problems, but still boone. How long have you and
Speaker 8: Polly been an adam? Oh?
Speaker 9: Oh we're not together?
Speaker 8: Oh my apologies.
Speaker 3: I'm going to thorn you to word.
Speaker 9: Lovers ha Polly, can you imagine?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Definitely not, how ridiculous.
Speaker 9: But we have been together longer than most romantic relationships.
Speaker 9: We're artistic partners. Remember the day we met, Polly?
Speaker 6: How could I forget.
Speaker 9: Coney Island nineteen eighty nine. I was living inside the cyclone,
Speaker 9: fending for myself, like something straight out of Oliver. I
Speaker 9: always had long lady fingers, so I was good at
Speaker 9: snatching wallets and watches, but my luck was running out.
Speaker 9: One day I spotted a boy strutting down the boardwalk
Speaker 9: selling his ass for cat. I offered him some peanuts
Speaker 9: and he ate them with the shells still on. Told
Speaker 9: me he played the piano. Wanted to be a musician,
Speaker 9: but didn't have a muse. You're in luck, I told him.
Speaker 9: Muse is my middle name. We've been touring ever since,
Speaker 9: played some of the best houses in the country. The
Speaker 9: Whites House, you played the White House, The Whites House. Yes,
Speaker 9: lovely people. The Whites own a jewelry shop in Truro
Speaker 9: that says anchor bracelets. Quite lucrative. Ugh and Polly remember
Speaker 9: that set that we did at Carnegie Hall.
Speaker 1: Carnegie Hall?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 9: No, No, Carnegie Hole. Dear bottom of a fishing boat.
Speaker 9: Great gig. All the shrimp we could eat?
Speaker 1: And you haven't grown tired of each other?
Speaker 8: Lay, I need change, and that's why I've never slept
Speaker 8: with the same person more than once.
Speaker 1: Doesn't that mean you're just a really bad lay? How
Speaker 1: is that vandy?
Speaker 4: This body Henry and I just threw on the table
Speaker 4: all over your breakfast spread.
Speaker 3: Isn't vandy? I mean it is, but it's not. It's fake.
Speaker 9: Van is not real. That explains so much.
Speaker 3: No, No, he's real. It's just the body we found
Speaker 3: in his bed.
Speaker 7: It was a toy, like a sex dool I've seen
Speaker 7: those before. There's a model designed after me. It was
Speaker 7: commissioned by the grinder, serial killer. I have complicated feelings
Speaker 7: about that.
Speaker 8: Jacques, you poor dumb hot thing.
Speaker 3: Mommy to hold you, no kiss you. Nope, I could
Speaker 3: take my pennies off and do little dance. I find
Speaker 3: that homophobic people. Please.
Speaker 4: This fake cadaver means the real Vandy is alive and
Speaker 4: hiding in this house. We need to find him before
Speaker 4: he's actually killed.
Speaker 9: Fake body, fake blood, Vandy is messing with her, trying
Speaker 9: to get in our butts.
Speaker 1: I'm in heads.
Speaker 3: That may be true, But why hasn't Bandy revealed himself?
Speaker 3: Why is he stilling? I propose we split into pairs
Speaker 3: and search the house with safety in numbers.
Speaker 9: But that means that one of us will be paired
Speaker 9: with the murderer, potential murderer.
Speaker 3: I suppose it's a risk we'll have to take.
Speaker 2: Let's unlock Vilma so he can join other of vice.
Speaker 2: He can't defend himself, and he's a prime target to
Speaker 2: get acted.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Chef, I'm not sure we can trust him.
Speaker 1: I trust him. Isn't that good enough?
Speaker 2: If Vilma isn't let out of that closet, then Angela
Speaker 2: Anthey and have to stand.
Speaker 1: God and we all know how annoying that will be
Speaker 1: no place. Don't take off the cover. Zibium Jay plebian
Speaker 1: PEP loved you?
Speaker 6: Mississippi bird bet?
Speaker 1: What on earth is that?
Speaker 8: Oh, Mississippi bird bets all the race in the South.
Speaker 8: It's when you fill a girl's mouth with kool aid.
Speaker 8: Then she gets on her knees and you dip your
Speaker 8: balls inside like a like a little baby bird wet
Speaker 8: and it's a little bake disgusting.
Speaker 9: Why does Angela Lansfin know what that means?
Speaker 1: Bib and g pib and G. Personally, I find these
Speaker 1: sex acts homophobic.
Speaker 3: Why are they always done to women? What about gay men?
Speaker 3: Are you saying you want to be degraded?
Speaker 1: I'm saying I should be allowed to be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you please shut the bird up? Iv E fine,
Speaker 3: Wilmer can come, but he has to remain handcuffed.
Speaker 2: Deal the letting you out feel me. But you have
Speaker 2: to promise not to kill daddy or any of us.
Speaker 4: Yes, Chef, I promise I won't kill anyone.
Speaker 3: Not entirely convincing, but sure. I guess. Now to pick partners,
Speaker 3: Let's draw straws.
Speaker 2: They don't chip straws here. Terrible for the environment. But
Speaker 2: we could draw from the houseto do collection. You have
Speaker 2: a house dildo collection, of course. Here it's the two
Speaker 2: of every size. Don't worry exact clean.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, everyone line up, close your eyes and dig in. Kelly,
Speaker 4: you're first.
Speaker 1: Oh a pink dil do.
Speaker 3: Henry, this is so distasteful and grotesque.
Speaker 1: And oh it looks like a wall a pink one
Speaker 1: stripped Doc Dough.
Speaker 9: I'll go fingers crossed for one. That fuss is hm hmm,
Speaker 9: tiny thing, Paullie.
Speaker 3: You picked a right big fucker, didn't you.
Speaker 6: It is pretty large, Marto.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, Paulli were a match, hippie. I'll go now, oh,
Speaker 1: small like mine?
Speaker 9: Can I repick?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Everyone goes once tush oh and now me yes for
Speaker 3: a pair kido, which leaves one for Reginald.
Speaker 9: We can't send him off alone, can.
Speaker 3: We definitely not?
Speaker 4: Someone uncover the bird, Angela Lansferry, your partners with Reginald.
Speaker 3: Wake him up and search this out.
Speaker 6: Be mine forever.
Speaker 4: Srish and I will take the bedrooms. Moon and Wilmer,
Speaker 4: you take the attic. Kelly and Henry. You've got the kitchen,
Speaker 4: the pantry, and the dining room. Pauline and Jacques. That
Speaker 4: leaves you with the study, the library, and the ballroom. Now,
Speaker 4: everyone throw your dildos back in the box. We need
Speaker 4: to search every inch of this place and find Vandy
Speaker 4: before the.
Speaker 1: Killer does.
Speaker 3: Actually, can I keep mine? You may not?
Speaker 6: And so they were off into the deep dark depths
Speaker 6: of my beautiful Hudson Valley home. Do you know I
Speaker 6: was in el Decorp once. I didn't even have to
Speaker 6: pull any strings. Eat that, Henry. But as they explored
Speaker 6: the rest failed to notice someone's slip into James's room,
Speaker 6: rummaged through his drawers and steal the gun and a
Speaker 6: pair of his box of briefs.
Speaker 4: Henry?
Speaker 2: Did you hear there?
Speaker 3: What what I thought? I heard a noise? What about that?
Speaker 8: Old houses make noises, Kelly, and this one is especially
Speaker 8: old and tacky.
Speaker 3: That lap looks like something out of Elton John's basement.
Speaker 3: Don't even get me started on the chaise.
Speaker 8: Oh sorry, I'm just so nervous.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's awful.
Speaker 6: What did you eat?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 8: My guts as healthy as a gun of a dead
Speaker 8: peg in the sunshine.
Speaker 3: Are you trying to kill me?
Speaker 6: You wouldn't have lasted a second at Hogwarts, Oh.
Speaker 1: No, that's a lot, even for me.
Speaker 7: I can't tell if our attic is really dirty or
Speaker 7: just regular dirty.
Speaker 9: You know, Wilmer, I'm reminded of that book Flowers in
Speaker 9: the Attic.
Speaker 6: Have you read it?
Speaker 9: Quite the twisted tale. A brother and sister are locked
Speaker 9: away in an attic much like this one. Then they
Speaker 9: fall in love and fuck each other's brains out?
Speaker 3: Why would you fuck your brother?
Speaker 9: Why wouldn't you? Nothing is taboo anymore? Not sensory Honor
Speaker 9: released s and m Incest is one of the final
Speaker 9: sexual frontiers. If I had a brother, i'd a fucking
Speaker 9: day and night Nay and jay. I have my eye
Speaker 9: on someone here, actually, but I live for gossip spill. Okay,
Speaker 9: it's let me guess, is it me?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 9: Would it be me?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 9: It's chock. You want to fuck a porn star? Shocking?
Speaker 3: Polly's cute too, if you like the silent type.
Speaker 9: I couldn't possibly think of sex at a time like this.
Speaker 9: I'm completely focused on finding vandy before anything happens. I
Speaker 9: guess i'd suck shock too. I like my men, how
Speaker 9: I like my tea English and uncut and piping hot.
Speaker 9: No silly down my open throat.
Speaker 5: What Drew, I insist, Angela Lance Ferry, you first, christ Bird,
Speaker 5: can just say anything else?
Speaker 6: Drub?
Speaker 5: How many goddamn peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Speaker 3: Did that?
Speaker 5: Idiot husband of mine?
Speaker 1: Feed you, good baby boy? Lick it right off?
Speaker 5: Could you just have some dignity?
Speaker 3: Bird?
Speaker 5: You know, King George the fifth owned in African Gray
Speaker 5: named Charlotte. Now, I'm sure gorgeous Charlotte didn't go around.
Speaker 1: I love you, I love you, my sweet Bertie Bark.
Speaker 5: Just come now, come now into the cellar. We're supposed
Speaker 5: to be looking for daddy bandy.
Speaker 6: Come on, I love you, and I hate my.
Speaker 9: Gay, unnaturally youthful husband.
Speaker 3: In a word, fuck it.
Speaker 1: I hate you, admit it, Jock.
Speaker 3: But I'm scared me too, Polly.
Speaker 6: This library is frightening.
Speaker 7: I've never seen so many books in my life.
Speaker 10: I'm not scared of books.
Speaker 3: I'm scared of don't you hear that?
Speaker 1: You think it might be a ghost.
Speaker 6: I don't believe in ghosts.
Speaker 3: Same same.
Speaker 7: I did have a walking once, though, Oh what a walking?
Speaker 7: When a spirit enters your body and like inhabits you,
Speaker 7: makes you do things you don't want to do. Happened
Speaker 7: about three years ago, I robbed a bank and fuck
Speaker 7: a senior citizen. Tit's to the ground in a mangy
Speaker 7: opus sounds horrible.
Speaker 3: It sounds like my god.
Speaker 9: I know that healthy, gorgeous belt and perfect pitch anywhere
Speaker 9: it is Broadway.
Speaker 1: Icon and Disney legend. Leah Salanga.
Speaker 2: Feels wrong to be in Master Vandy's bedroom without him?
Speaker 3: Were you in here a lot?
Speaker 2: Sunday mornings? He took breakfast in bed. Master Vandy enjoyed
Speaker 2: his routine, a cup of coffee and a twinky. He said,
Speaker 2: it's not Hitchcock eight Master Andandy idolized Hitchcock, and not
Speaker 2: just because his last name included the word cock. He
Speaker 2: loved his films, wanted to make movies that would.
Speaker 1: Leave a lasting impression, just like he is. Who must
Speaker 1: have Vandy Vandy?
Speaker 3: Can you hear me, Tush, it's not the time for yental.
Speaker 3: It's never the time for yental. Now do you notice
Speaker 3: anything out of the ordinary? Has anything been moved?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: But my eyesight isn't what it used to, because that's
Speaker 2: why I use my binoculars.
Speaker 1: What kind of books are you writing?
Speaker 3: Excuse me?
Speaker 2: At night, I look out from my bedroom into the
Speaker 2: window of your cabin and watch your undress I mean type,
Speaker 2: I mean stare at your computer.
Speaker 3: And try to write. That's a little creepy.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I've been working on a novel, but I can't
Speaker 4: seem to find inspiration. Every time I stare at the screen,
Speaker 4: I just shut down.
Speaker 1: I know a girl Vance who wrote and wrote and wrote,
Speaker 1: and Frank, I wonder what happened to her?
Speaker 3: You knew, and Frank, sure, who didn't.
Speaker 1: That's one thing.
Speaker 2: Master Vandy had no trouble this inspiration. He worships the
Speaker 2: male form.
Speaker 1: Look at his bedroom wisconces long.
Speaker 3: And curved, deeplyphantic.
Speaker 2: No, and the chandelier from their understanding, see how the
Speaker 2: crystal seemed to suggest but cheeks.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: Oh, and these statues marble imported from Italy, muscles and
Speaker 2: pecks and blot sme.
Speaker 1: And let's not forget the erect penises, so hard and smooth.
Speaker 1: I love how they framed the bookshelves.
Speaker 4: You must know the other guests pretty well. Who would
Speaker 4: you say as a motive for wanting Bandy dead?
Speaker 1: All of them? The awful people.
Speaker 2: Kelly, for example, was very upset with Master Vandy last
Speaker 2: night he wants apart in Master Vandy's new movie.
Speaker 1: He mentioned it at dinner and Vandy went berserk.
Speaker 6: There are only so many ways I can say, no, oh, Kelly,
Speaker 6: you don't have the face for the silver screen. In fact,
Speaker 6: you don't even have the face for the radio or
Speaker 6: a fiction audio podcast series on iHeart.
Speaker 1: You'd have to kill me to get into one of
Speaker 1: my movies.
Speaker 3: Maybe I will, Vandy.
Speaker 1: Maybe, ah Well, it was very dramatic.
Speaker 3: Kelly threatened to kill him in front of everyone. That's
Speaker 3: not a great look. What did Reginald say?
Speaker 1: Master Vandy and Master Reginald Lean separate lives?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Boss? How do I put this?
Speaker 2: Fucking other people? You see a lot from your job
Speaker 2: in Boves, midnight snacks.
Speaker 3: And lub runs.
Speaker 4: They slept with other people in this house. Wouldn't one
Speaker 4: of them see the other with a different guy?
Speaker 2: Rumor is this mansion is loaded? The secret passageways only
Speaker 2: Vandy knew about. But in all my years here, I've
Speaker 2: never seen Fun's.
Speaker 1: That It's coming from downstairs?
Speaker 2: There there, Kelly, warm yourself by the fire in this
Speaker 2: beautiful wood paneled study.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Kelly went outside in the store.
Speaker 3: I'm worried he might have hypothermia. Ha, I can't feel
Speaker 3: my dick. Why would he go outside in the storm.
Speaker 8: Let's just trying to get.
Speaker 9: Recepting on the fucking roof, on the roof, Plly, we
Speaker 9: love that song? Up the ladder to the roof.
Speaker 1: If we can see no saying it not now?
Speaker 3: How well?
Speaker 9: What kind of gay men are?
Speaker 1: Awesome?
Speaker 5: Creature of my hands before I straggle, laft.
Speaker 4: Calm Birdie, sit on my shoulder, on my face, Henry,
Speaker 4: we're supposed to stay with our partners.
Speaker 3: How could you let Kelly out of your sight?
Speaker 1: Kelly is a grown man sort of.
Speaker 8: I can't be expect to watch him every single second.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what a murderer would say. Are you suggesting
Speaker 1: I killed Vandy?
Speaker 8: I'm suggesting that maybe you snuck away from Kelly to
Speaker 8: find him and then, yeah, murder him. If anyone is
Speaker 8: going to kill Vandy, it would be you, Wilmer, since
Speaker 8: you already admitted to try or Kelly.
Speaker 1: He's the one who fought with Vandy last night.
Speaker 3: I be his movie. But Shaq can vouch for me.
Speaker 1: We were.
Speaker 3: Fucking okay, casp Shack. Is this true? Yeah, it's true? Right, Hey,
Speaker 3: what makes sense?
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, but I can't picture it. You're an adonis
Speaker 9: and Kelly is.
Speaker 3: What exactly?
Speaker 9: Darling, Let's be real, you're gross.
Speaker 5: It's true, Kelly, you're not a girl, and I wish
Speaker 5: your personality made up for it.
Speaker 6: But that sucks too.
Speaker 9: Jacques, you're sure you were fucking Kenny?
Speaker 3: Pretty sure?
Speaker 1: It just I mean, I mean, wow, he's.
Speaker 3: Not that bad.
Speaker 5: No, he is.
Speaker 6: Hattie's should be with Harti's and Kelly is a.
Speaker 1: Naughty I am not a naughty.
Speaker 3: Well saw Ray. I don't know what to do in
Speaker 3: a manhunt.
Speaker 1: This house is so big. I don't know where to go.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, James, Ah, you are right.
Speaker 9: Maybe he has to go party. Polly's face looks like
Speaker 9: that when he has to go number two.
Speaker 3: No, I don't have to poop, not yet anyway. I
Speaker 3: know where Vandy is. Follow me?
Speaker 5: What are we doing in Vandy's bedroom?
Speaker 3: We searched this, Tusha and I were here earlier. He
Speaker 3: mentioned this house is full of secret pass Reginald is
Speaker 3: this true?
Speaker 5: Supposedly?
Speaker 4: But just said he never discovered one. But what if
Speaker 4: there's a passageway right in this room? Before you all
Speaker 4: arrived Vandy told me.
Speaker 6: I often find myself between a cock and a hard place.
Speaker 6: And when I find myself in such a dilemma, I
Speaker 6: know exactly.
Speaker 3: Where to go.
Speaker 8: Do you suppose he met between a rock and a
Speaker 8: hard place?
Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
Speaker 4: But look at these statues, the beautiful men with their
Speaker 4: fat heard dicks. There's a bookshelf between them, a cock
Speaker 4: and a hard place.
Speaker 9: What are you doing? Why are your hands on the.
Speaker 3: Sarah Jessica Parker.
Speaker 4: These dicks are levers, and the bookshelf is the door
Speaker 4: to a secret passageway.
Speaker 8: Oh are y'all?
Speaker 3: I'll lead the way, shall we?
Speaker 6: And so James did lead the way through the narrow,
Speaker 6: tight little passageway that went my bedroom too.
Speaker 1: Well, just listen, it's so dark.
Speaker 9: I can't see a thing here.
Speaker 3: Mooney, hold on to me.
Speaker 1: Someone just grabbed my ass.
Speaker 2: My bad, if I only had my wonglumos loumos.
Speaker 10: Now someone just grabbed my other ass.
Speaker 3: Come on, guys, stay with me.
Speaker 6: As James walked, feeling for the potential light source, he
Speaker 6: could hear Henry and Reginald whispering behind him.
Speaker 5: Henry, are you thinking not here?
Speaker 6: Not now?
Speaker 1: I need it, Reginald I need my fix.
Speaker 6: Then all of a sudden I stepped on something.
Speaker 7: I think it was a gloss.
Speaker 3: Quick. Someone must have a lighter.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 1: I always have one in me on me.
Speaker 6: Suddenly the passageway was illuminated by a hint of buttery light.
Speaker 6: James saw Reginald slip something into Henry's hand, which Henry
Speaker 6: immediately pocketed, something that looked like drugs.
Speaker 3: There it is a glass Jacques stepped on.
Speaker 9: You only crushed half of it.
Speaker 3: Looks like a Brandy sniffer.
Speaker 2: Master Andy drank Brandy every night before bait Crozy eighteen
Speaker 2: fifty eight.
Speaker 3: Reginald pass me the lighter.
Speaker 1: Why what do you just give it to me?
Speaker 6: Fine, bossy James took the lighter and held it out
Speaker 6: before him. Shadows played on the walls, the ceiling.
Speaker 3: And up there.
Speaker 9: Look it's by.
Speaker 3: Everyone stays still and calm.
Speaker 1: Ye someone checked his posts.
Speaker 6: I will.
Speaker 3: I'm a decorator. I'm used to people fainting once they
Speaker 3: get my bill.
Speaker 6: Henry bent down and pressed his fingers to my neck,
Speaker 6: waiting for a pulse, a pulse that never came.
Speaker 3: Coucky klondike, Bob a lion, shut up, He's dead, Bandy's
Speaker 3: dead for real this time?
Speaker 1: Next time on? Does this murder make me look gay?
Speaker 8: Look at Bandy's body displayed out like that.
Speaker 5: My husband is certainly more flexible in death than he
Speaker 5: was in life.
Speaker 1: Shoot the sherbet, slam the hen. Who what are we
Speaker 1: going to eat for lunch? I've seen part of yellow jackets.
Speaker 1: Now I say we snack on little Kelly me.
Speaker 3: Wait what?
Speaker 5: Jacques is a muscle? Ill Moon is too thin?
Speaker 3: Ick you you're just the army hammer pick of the week,
Speaker 3: underwear socks? Wait? What arsenic? Gay?
Speaker 1: Gasp?
Speaker 3: I think I just found the murder weapon?
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Speaker 10: Does this murder make me look gay? Stars Michael Ury
Speaker 10: as James Wilson, Douglas Sills as Reginald Divine, Robin de
Speaker 10: Jesus as Wilmer Munroe, Sienne Jackson as Jacques saint Cock,
Speaker 10: Sean Patrick Doyle as Madame Moon, Brad Oscar as Tush
Speaker 10: von Munch, Nathan Lee Graham as Henry Jacobs, Frankie Grande
Speaker 10: as Kelly Raymorean Flanagan, Seth Rudetsky as Polly Barker, Leah
Speaker 10: Delaria as TJ featuring Kate McKinnon as Angela Lansferry, with
Speaker 10: Leah Salga as herself and Jonathan Freeman as Vandy Jeremiah
Speaker 10: Monroe the Third. Additional performances by Ryan Steele, Mallory Portnoy,
Speaker 10: Emily Lynn, Nacho, tem Bunting. Written and directed by Ted Mallower.
Speaker 10: Executive producer Ted Mallower. Executive producers for Ninth Planet Audio
Speaker 10: Elizabeth Baquitt and Jimmy Miller. Hank Wittard served as story editor.
Speaker 10: Original score composed by Peter Lerman. Original score produced and
Speaker 10: mixed by Alex Bonoff. Theme song performed by Ted mallowre
Speaker 10: written by Ted Mallower and Peter Lherman. Piano accompaniment for
Speaker 10: Madam Moon by Jacob Yates. Casting by Adam Caldwell, Karen
Speaker 10: Cassel and Rachel Hoffman at Telsey in Company. Audio post
Speaker 10: production by One Thousand Birds Principal recording, dialogue, editing, sound
Speaker 10: design and mixing by Torren Geller, Andrew Tracy and Haley Livingston.
Speaker 10: Audio post executive producers Gwen Frailing and Kiera mcnight. Production
Speaker 10: coordinators Hannah Dickinson, Gillian Langanelli, Isabella Danzy and Rose kelso Key.
Speaker 10: Art by Ben Wiseman. Production accounting by Dill pret SINGH
Speaker 10: Special Thanks to Jordan Serf, Daniella Fetterman, Morgan Gould, Eric Harper,
Speaker 10: Aaron Jenkin, Chelsea Krepps, Will O'Donnell, Don Saltzman, Michael Stearns,
Speaker 10: and Josh Pultz. Does This Murder Make Me Look Gay?
Speaker 10: Is a production of Ninth Planet Audio in association with
Speaker 10: iHeart Podcasts. This podcast was recorded under a SAG after
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