WEBVTT - Best of 2021 Part. 2 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:15.000 Calgary Audio. What's Upsaka is Welcome to another episode of podcast. 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:19.280 I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone. I'm always 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:23.360 around with my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks for listening 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:29.000 to Masaka podcast. What then are you wearing? Is that? Yeah? 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:30.760 My god, you give this to me and I don't 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:33.839 even know what it's called? Is that? That's what they 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:35.920 call in America and back home, we have a bunch 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:38.640 of different names for them. You know, it's kind of 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:42.960 tightened right now. It looks like a fucking yeah. I 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:45.600 can't breathe. It's hard for me to breathe. If you 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:48.320 die tonight, that I feel be the prime suspect for 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:52.000 chucking your death. Motherfucker? Where did you get this? My 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:57.800 billy button is coming out, buttons are coming out? Is that? 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:02.040 Where did you get my last? This medium? Extra medium? 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:05.360 Did you buy this in a like a baby African 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:08.440 store and ghana? Because I don't know why you would 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:10.800 buy me something this more? Well when you when I 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:13.880 bought it, you were skinny, motherfucker. Okay you wore you 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:15.960 took too long to wear it. I wore this ship 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:19.640 six months ago. Hey, you know Kanye and Drake will 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:24.240 be oh well, look, I don't. I never understood why 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:27.320 why too rich people are beefit? First of all, why 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.800 are too rich niggas beefit? They both grew up in 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:32.720 the suburbs. What the hell are they beefing about? Like 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:37.120 whose mansion is bigger? Who's the lamborghinnis faster? That's not beef, 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:42.360 that's corby, motherfucker. Okay, there's a lobster that's not beef, Mike, 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:48.400 I think I know that's that's certain steak. Well done. Okay, 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:52.920 you know tea bones steak. That's not beef, Mike. For goodness, gracious, 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.520 I thought it was real. He's trying about un an 0:01:55.560 --> 0:02:02.280 American airlines to go to all the Asians dreams going 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:05.440 through Zamunda. Well, good luck, man. You know who goes 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:11.240 to the spirit headlines? Motherfucker? Good luck. And the round 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:14.480 trip ticket for thirty dollars, it's gonna cost you six 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:17.560 thousand for your bluggage, and then you gotta pay another 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:22.120 three thousand to breathe, and then we ask questions on 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:26.200 the plane. That's another three thousand dollars. That's a lot 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:28.440 of hid in churches, do you spend money on clothes 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.040 at all? Chinese best friends. All you wear is all 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:32.160 my free ship. Well I used to go hang out 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:36.560 of Ross and Marshals, but in Walmart. But thanks to you, Mike, 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.960 uh have a lot of free clothes. That's good man, 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:41.440 you were all the all the ship I would never 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:44.520 fucking wear. Yeah, I can't. Thanks a lot for all 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:46.919 this ship. Yeah, no problem, thanks to the phase and 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.680 keep making me fresh free ship that I'm not wearing. Yeah, 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:52.680 some guys, he wants to drop off some more clothes 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:54.840 in my house next time I asked you for my side. 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:58.720 Just give them your size, like what, hey, what my 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:02.400 blacks and wear? He extual Michael like a crack ada. 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:06.680 I'm like listening. He's been on. I actually said it's small, 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:11.480 and they give me the small. No, it don't fit me. 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:14.400 It fit my girlfriend. So it's okay. So I'm your 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.680 girls wearing my clothes too. Yeah, nobody's buying closing your house. 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:21.080 It's just not yet. I should say. Extra small from 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:25.720 Michael Blacks whoever is listening? Extra small from Michael Blackson. 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:31.720 Michael Blackson, I ain't that famous. You're very famous on 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:36.200 my podcast. You're the second biggest name on this podcast Chinese. 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:42.040 That's right. Well, it's a second name by default. We 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:45.839 don't have any other choice. Three of our blacks AND's 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:50.360 angels got deported to Canada. What the fuck are you 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:55.040 gonna get a Tannis alone? Soon after you talking about 0:03:55.040 --> 0:04:01.720 Acorn a week ago? Uh, I'm I don't sell Ali 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:04.760 bashion on Say man, what do you buys turning boot? 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.960 Is it out there? Like? Can I get on Amazon? Yeah? 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:12.560 It's uh, it's called Donald Trump tan dot com. You 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:15.120 get right now. I'm good, but I don't want to 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:18.720 turn orange. Motherfucker. I'm good. But you know one thing 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.200 I see you have a little stomach. Yeah, I get 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:25.760 some weight, Michael. Don't blame that on Corona, motherfucker. I said, yeah, 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:32.600 I blame I blame all my weight on Corona. Yeah. One, 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:37.200 every ten pounds is every letter of the coronavirus. Currently, 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:40.920 if you live in California, you should know this. Every 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.280 restaurant before we go to they want to see your car. 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:45.799 They won't let you win, but you could just didn't 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:47.840 really give funk back saying the car. They're just trying 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:51.560 to just do that. You can show them any fucking thing. Yeah, 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:56.120 you're right, you can show them like your BUSTI kid, Yeah, 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:59.279 anything would go just anything with this says a city 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:04.039 of Los Angeles. Maybe anything that just says you don't 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:08.080 gotta be COVID ninety. It would be like anything with 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:11.960 a signature. So like a fucking traffic violation ticket. I 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.720 went to the breakfast and an old lady, she's like 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:19.040 in her early thousands. She wasn't she wasn't one serving us. 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:23.160 She's like cart I just showed up and she's come in. 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:26.200 I'm like, just blowing bitch, gave me see nothing. Yeah, 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:28.960 they don't care. That's not the right to be investigating 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:30.880 what you got on your phone. I'm more of a 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:34.520 pussy person. What do you like Jenny's best friend? But 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:38.040 what's better pussy your head? I'm saying, can you come 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:42.440 with head easily? Yeah? You get head? Did you want 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:44.599 to give you? Oh? Yeah all the time, Mike. You 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:52.280 know what happens when you get head. Jenny's best friend, 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:58.880 I can't see you close your eyes when you get 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:02.160 a head. Yeah, you just stare at the fucking guydamn 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:05.160 is looking at her face. Used to get shot when 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:08.280 she looked back at you. Yeah, I get me a shot. 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:14.320 So I just to do do Chinese best friend you've 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:18.360 had three something before be away, before your relationship. I 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:21.040 know your lady listening. She's not listening to us. She 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:27.440 doesn't even know what channel we're on. My listening a funny, Mike, 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:32.760 she doesn't know what the channel? Funny? So what happy 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:38.600 you ever had three something? Uh? No, not yet back 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:42.040 from you forty years old? But yeah, all shot got some. 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:46.400 He went to the strip club and paid it chicks 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:50.279 in his own money. I think that was an usher 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:54.200 Get it was Usher's friends. I'm saying, by who, what 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:55.960 the hell can the chicks do with all that? With 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:59.520 the money, with his face on it? Make love in 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:02.400 the club. Did the chicks rather have fucking dollar single 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:05.120 dollar bills than a hundred dollar question money? Okay? I 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:07.160 think it was real, Mike. They just drew on it, 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:11.120 just just to promote he's residency in Vegas. You know 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:13.880 that was in Vegas. Yeah, he has a residency in Vegas. 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:20.720 He's performing where at some big stadium next to sel. 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:23.520 He has hits. Man, when when you get to that 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:25.320 point of your career where you have so many hits, 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.640 you get residencies. Maybe one day we'll have our podcast, 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:33.560 We'll have residencies in Vegas. Really where a fucking circles circles. Goodness. 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:39.160 The only people listening to us are probably like, uh, 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:44.360 Nigerian's top four? Thank you when we're like top four? 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:47.640 And was it Guyana? Guyana were top one? But it 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:51.440 was number one? Yeah, it was number one? Who's number two? 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:58.760 It was the Daily Show? What? Yeah we beat him? Congratulations? 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:01.960 You see ye till you're not a fucking zealist celebrity. 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:04.480 But he just went up to a t my nigga 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:08.840 Dave Chappelle. Course, more problem transgender community is trying to 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:13.160 transgress against Dave Chappelle and Netflix because of his special 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:18.120 the one that specially be transferred off the network, and 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:22.120 it feels like it's transphobic. But then but Netflix said 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:26.400 we believe in Dave. Also he's willing, he said days 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:30.920 wanted to talk to them because he feels the translator 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:36.520 his message wrong. A lot of trans happened Lasians in there. Yeah, 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:39.000 a lot of a lot of transgenders and the transgress 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:44.200 and talking about transferred and then transphobic and of course 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:49.600 transformed and then everybody got miss translated tings. Now it 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:52.839 reminds me I need a new transransmission in my car 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:55.400 and I need to transfer some money from my checking, 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:57.560 my my savings and my checks out. Don't bouncy to check. 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:02.959 And I also transform our guests onto the show. Motherfucker. 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:07.719 Today you wear a church shirt and clubs jeans? Are 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:10.920 you Are you going to the club after you leave church? Yeah? 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:13.200 And trying to go to a club today? What are 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:16.319 you wearing? Michael Blacks And you know the whole world 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:21.040 you're a fashion nikon. You're always wearing the most fancier 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:24.680 ship in the world, the most craziest ship in the world. Today, 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:26.880 I kept it kind of simple, just a sweatsuit by 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:32.480 Roberto ca Valley. Roberto ca Vali, Roberto Vali, if you're listening, 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:36.559 you know this motherfucker money and they do all me money. 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:39.079 In fact, pay me my money and maybe I'll help 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.839 you open your store back up because the ROBERTOA. Valley 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:47.400 on Rodeo Drive shut down. That was such a beautiful place. 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:50.000 It was my favorite place out. They accepted the almost 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:52.480 accepted the African money. Remember when there you try to 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:55.760 try to pay my clothes with African money. Yeah, they 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:59.440 accepted that one. They did accepted, motherfucker almost accepted. For 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.560 a different we had it stuck between her and all 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.480 the bills, and and then the African money is so colorful, 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:07.480 it's like Mexican money. So I didn't notice that ship 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:09.880 right away, Like, hell no, this is not dollars, motherfucker, 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:13.480 it's not even pastor. This is some c DS that's 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:23.559 gonna money's CDs. We were block block, block block. I've 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.800 had both of my exes, my ex wife I had 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:28.240 to put in jail. I had my ex grandfriend locked 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:32.120 up before twins, right, but the twins are like that, well, 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:34.400 the twins mom and I was not married to her. 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:37.400 She just somebody I dated and then we broke up 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:41.640 and she found out she's pregnant with two mir No, no, no, 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.800 she didn't do nothing. She was she was like a 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:47.240 wellow no she didn't. We didn't get like that. Yeah, 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:52.200 I hadn't want to talk about that. Don't worry. She's listening. 0:10:52.920 --> 0:11:01.440 Yeah right, she's listening. Well, Michael still loves you. But yeah, 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:03.719 so what's next do you want? Because I know you're 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:06.480 gonna do You're gonna do bidy soon. Yeah, I'm going 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.280 we're having announcer yet we were still waiting for the details. 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:13.240 But it looks like I'm gonna fight in Dubaiden. You're 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:15.800 fighting somebody from the Middle East. You're fighting an American. 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:19.200 I don't know the fight. You guys don't know. You're 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:22.160 just like right now. No, it's not gonna be like 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:26.560 a canalo, like a big fight like that. It's gonna 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:28.360 be somebody to fight to get that as kicked. It 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:31.520 don't matter. But all right, so let's let's let's go 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:39.040 get it from Ghana. Yeah, fighting is the last one 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.559 I remember. And remember when he retired. This guy went 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:44.400 and brought a limousine and right around the dirt road 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:46.960 with the limousine. I'm like, this is it's not gonna 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:49.240 last run in this village. He took his part and 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:52.040 wasn't driving around the village in the lima. But all right, 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:54.520 let's say, let me let's go to the pocket. Pocket fight. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.959 Pocket retired, shout out to Pocket all your cousin We 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:00.559 love you. So now park, all right, let's send the 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:02.720 whole Pocket I fight. Okay, he puts fight this one guy. 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:05.480 All of a sudden, the guy catched Corona nineteen right, 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:07.719 is that what happened to his last fighter? No, no, no, 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:11.040 that's my boy. He got product. You got an eye injury, 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:24.280 cataract jerking off. Huh right now, Hi, my name is Jocelyn. 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:31.600 I'm twenty six. Ok. Okay, so I work a job, 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:33.920 but I only make money in tips. Is there any 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:35.880 other way a girl like me can make some money? 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:43.719 Do you want to give our listeners your only fans name? That? 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:47.160 Don't have it yet? You don't have the future name? Yeah, 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:51.480 what's your future name? No? Man, were not wet, No, 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:53.400 we actually talked. We are No, we are No, you're 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.400 not You're not taking credit for this. I mean, what 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.240 is fans? We already we already did it? What is what? 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:00.800 What do you want to do? What did you? What 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:04.199 did you want to do? Are you an actress? Your model? You? 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:11.320 I'm a singer? Can you sing us something? Sing? ABC 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:18.640 singer singer sexy KBC? Alright now saying like Janet, Jennet Jackson, No, Beyonce, Rihanna, 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:22.480 just saying something thing ever on your three to one 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:27.400 go Oh give her to Mike, give her. Oh, here 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:31.440 we go. This is your time. This is your still 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:39.280 my tea. Yeah, like I said, sign up for only fans, 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:47.480 saying only fans is hiring. So you guys, are you 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:49.599 a lot about sports. Oh my god, you know, you 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:51.000 know when I was a kid, I still got this 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:54.319 Remember hitting me in the head. I don't even know 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:57.040 what Michael. You hit him with a friend? Friend? Michael always, 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:00.120 Michael always, he has these strings, can you do? He 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.520 was always. I had a fight with my sister him 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:06.520 with the frying pan. I do not, I do not 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.959 recall for senate one day, so I would not have 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:15.400 this tarnish in my record. That never had a right 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:20.200 that that's from one of his ex girlfriends. Whatever you 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:26.480 scared me. She was a fighter in high school. That 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:30.280 was not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:35.360 not true. That's not that's not that's not that's not true. 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:40.560 Michael is technically older than our mother, so I don't 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:42.560 know what he's talking about. First of all, I came 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:45.120 to America with my mom first. Mike came like three 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:49.840 years later, so um, and I remember, um when he 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:52.760 you know, when he came, So we were close in age, 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:59.440 we probably like two years or whatever apart. He is older, Um, yes, 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:03.280 he's he's older than my mom. My mom is the 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:09.800 first know he's done. So, Um, yeah, I mean we 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:13.400 grew up of course. Um, Newark, New Jersey and funny 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:18.160 story our first we're funny. Before we got to Philadelphia, right, 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:22.760 my mom had to First of all, Um had to 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:25.480 work so we can save enough money to be able 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:27.520 to move to Philadelphia and get our own place, because 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:30.720 before then we lived in like people's basement, different stuff. 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:34.240 And a friend of my mom who was renowned pastor, 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:39.560 the late um Vernever Yeah Vern Lee. And it was 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:42.640 in the eighties where homelessness was starting to go on 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.040 the rise, but a lot of churches weren't doing anything 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:47.720 about it. So he left the church. He was very 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:51.200 this popular church, and he bought this house and in 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:55.640 North NewYork and converted into uh a shelter home so 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:59.000 homeless people. So we lived there, right, we so because 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:01.000 my mom had to like save money. It's hard to 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:03.360 save money to speak about own place. But I remember 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.360 Mike and I were so like ashamed, like because we 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:08.760 lived in this shelter home like the most random people. 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:12.240 Like we had like these two old, like old men 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:14.280 who I still thought it was the fifties and black 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:17.320 folks weren't free. We had missed June, who had like 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:22.200 mental health issue. She walked around with like lipstick, brighter 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:24.520 because she was a beauty queen back in her day, 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:28.080 but that day passed like fifty years before, but she 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:30.000 was still very present there. So it was like all 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:33.040 these e collected characters all around us. So I remember 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:36.160 we used there were kids who went to um Bardway 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:37.880 Junior High or I used to go to the other school. 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.040 They lived across the street. So Mike and Now we 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:43.760 would literally wait until all the kids are going to 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:46.160 school and would try to like sneak out and the 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:49.160 kid us come out the shelter home. So one day 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:52.560 they're like, oh, do you live there? Like? But what 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:54.960 was funny was, of course we're Africans, and you know, 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:58.560 everybody knows rice is king and my mom one of 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:00.600 the things we had in our room was a rice cooker, 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:03.520 and there was rules where you weren't allowed to cook 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:05.159 in your room, but we didn't really like a lot 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:07.639 of the foods they were cooked. So one day the 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:11.080 security guard came knocking on our door and he was like, 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:14.119 yawing here cooking. We were like no, and then all 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:16.840 of a sudden, the steamer from the rice cooker came up. 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:22.440 We're like no, we didn't cooking into like what it's 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:26.520 the smoke coming from behind your heads, an alien spaceship, 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:34.920 alien spaceship. No it's not, Mike, that's a goddamned spaceship. Spaceship. 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:42.880 It's a balloons. Friend, I thought it was. I thought 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:46.560 it was seven seconds of my life. I never get 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:48.720 by Michael blox And I've been watching a lot of 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:53.520 alien stories and how el Musk was to be fair 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:56.399 and it looked like one kind of Yeah, that's just 0:17:56.560 --> 0:18:02.960 a birthday balloon dinosaur. So owing money to I tried 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:06.240 to borrow money, but Michael's leave him alone. I was like, Michael, 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:10.240 I was close to borrowing money from how much was 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:12.920 trying to borrow? No, no, no, you don't no. This 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:17.120 this happened like about a year ago. Whatifty said, you'll 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:19.280 go out fifty cents, right, we'll go out to a 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:22.040 strip club. And he was like, you know he have 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:26.159 he like order like ten tho dollars and ones. You 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:29.920 get like five hundreds of it right right the next 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:32.159 you know, you'll wake up the next morning And like, 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:36.240 I think, Michael blacks only money actually, so you got 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:41.119 anybody with that? Yeah? He gotta be good. Interesting his 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:44.040 best friend. Have you paid on anyone anybody. Michael Blacks 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:50.800 can never be anywhere. No, have you ever paid outside 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:55.680 when you drunk? He didn't pe on, he didn't pee 0:18:55.720 --> 0:19:00.240 on like no mouse or nothing, nothing. I know. I 0:19:00.320 --> 0:19:03.520 saw an article this morning that n f T surpassed 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:07.560 Bitcoin by n f T s are hot right now. 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:09.800 They are because it's just like all these trading cards 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:13.280 and like the NBA got involved, the MLB got involved. 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:17.359 They're doing their own like you know, their players. So music, 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:20.119 like all these artists are dropping like albums. You know, 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:23.159 because you make money you make, you keep more of 0:19:23.240 --> 0:19:25.560 that money. Yeah, explained to him. It's like you know 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:28.879 when you buy a CD, Yes, yes, you make an 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:30.439 n f T. Right, So like let's say you make 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:33.560 an n f T and it's it could be a 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:37.760 picture of you or it could be like like you know, 0:19:37.880 --> 0:19:41.800 like Donald Mutumbo, Right, you do a Donald Mutombo and 0:19:41.960 --> 0:19:45.639 ft you make say a hundred of them, only right 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:48.639 you sell it. You make your money off the hundred 0:19:48.720 --> 0:19:53.399 that you sell. Different phases explain different favorings accessories, so 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:56.360 it'll be like one out of one or you know, yeah, 0:19:56.400 --> 0:19:58.840 it's just it's all random. So it'll be Donald Mutumbo 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:01.680 with you know this kind of wig or this kind 0:20:01.720 --> 0:20:04.399 of thing. So maybe I make up a hundred of them, 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:06.399 You make a hundred of them, you sell them, right, 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:09.080 you make your money off the sale. Then what happens 0:20:09.200 --> 0:20:13.359 is every single time somebody buys and sells your n 0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:15.520 f T, you get a royalty. You get like two 0:20:15.560 --> 0:20:20.560 and a three percent. You don't don't the game. It's 0:20:20.840 --> 0:20:26.080 this is what like, uh, you know, artists throughout the history, 0:20:26.119 --> 0:20:29.120 they've been getting screwed. What would it cost me something 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.480 like that? Zero? Nothing. You just take a nice photo 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:34.320 of yourself, you look good, and you might have to pay, 0:20:34.560 --> 0:20:37.119 like to create the n f T, like the cards, 0:20:37.280 --> 0:20:39.400 you gotta pay like a gas fee, maybe a few 0:20:39.440 --> 0:20:42.359 hundred bucks. You know. You make the announcement and then 0:20:42.400 --> 0:20:45.000 you sell it. And like I said, that's why musicians 0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:48.000 do it because then no matter what happens, anytime the 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:51.440 album changes hands or whatever, they get the money. It's 0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:55.320 like a CD before when you buy a CD, right, Mike, 0:20:55.440 --> 0:20:57.680 you have it in your house when your reset, nobody 0:20:57.760 --> 0:20:59.640 cares about it. Yeah, you can rip it, you can 0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:02.159 burn it. But the n f T only exists at 0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:05.200 one spot, you know. So like the Tory Lanes album 0:21:05.600 --> 0:21:09.040 it's a million copies right of seven songs, and those 0:21:09.040 --> 0:21:11.719 songs they're not available anywhere else. They're not on titled, 0:21:11.720 --> 0:21:14.040 they're not on Spotify, they're not on YouTube. So you 0:21:14.119 --> 0:21:17.000 could only listen to the seven songs if you're one 0:21:17.080 --> 0:21:20.520 of the one million holders. Right. So it's like you 0:21:20.600 --> 0:21:25.000 do something exclusive like that and people will buy it. BROA, 0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:28.359 you have to have like a comedy special on n 0:21:28.440 --> 0:21:32.560 f T. You'll make millions, billions of dollars. If you 0:21:32.600 --> 0:21:35.120 don't know about crypto, you'll do that and then you'll 0:21:35.160 --> 0:21:38.040 be like, all right, I think I got because it 0:21:38.160 --> 0:21:43.080 will make so instead of selling CDs of your of 0:21:43.200 --> 0:21:47.160 your special, right a n f T makes the owner 0:21:47.320 --> 0:21:49.600 that buys it make more money because they could re 0:21:49.760 --> 0:21:52.520 sale it based on the address. You know, you make 0:21:52.560 --> 0:21:56.159 a hunt, you make a thousand of your comedy special. 0:21:56.960 --> 0:21:59.920 Those thousands of thousands, nobody else could listen to it 0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:03.800 except I buy the n f T from you because 0:22:03.800 --> 0:22:06.080 you put it on sale. Right then I sell it 0:22:06.200 --> 0:22:11.320 to him for like, you know, five thousand dollars every time, 0:22:11.720 --> 0:22:13.840 like I sold it to him, he gave me five 0:22:13.880 --> 0:22:15.600 thousand dollars. You get two and a half percent of 0:22:15.680 --> 0:22:22.000 it automatically whatever. And so that's why people with names 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:25.400 are doing it. Because people are they have more control 0:22:25.480 --> 0:22:29.520 over their work and their money. Yeah, so if I 0:22:29.640 --> 0:22:32.280 sell it for twenty dollars three years later, you still 0:22:32.359 --> 0:22:35.520 get your two percent forever and then whoever that guy 0:22:35.640 --> 0:22:40.800 sells it. So it's it's not like a CD that 0:22:40.960 --> 0:22:42.960 you hold in your hand, because I see you holding 0:22:43.000 --> 0:22:45.800 you you could break it. The guys heard it, go 0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:50.520 get some eating what it called the world to still 0:22:50.600 --> 0:22:52.120 get to save the world token, you get to save 0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:55.600 the world talken because these guys tokens is helping built 0:22:55.640 --> 0:23:00.760 my school and helping hold of it's a your at 0:23:00.760 --> 0:23:03.919 My Patreon page is now live my weekly Titty Tuesday 0:23:03.960 --> 0:23:08.000 and working Thursdays, moving exclusively to Patreon, where they would 0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:11.000 no longer be sensorved about the social media companies. I 0:23:11.040 --> 0:23:15.120 would also be sharing DALLI updates plus show announcements here 0:23:15.320 --> 0:23:22.919 first see you on Patreon. Your mother says, what's your 0:23:22.960 --> 0:23:27.760 mean look like? Where? Example, somebody stole your panties at 0:23:27.800 --> 0:23:31.160 the laundry? Ma, would you say, sorry, stop your ass 0:23:31.200 --> 0:23:33.800 and you don't know who it was around, I'm gonna 0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:35.320 stop your ass at the club. What would you doing. 0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:41.399 You're not gonna be smiling service services. I really broke guys. 0:23:41.560 --> 0:23:48.879 Stop you at the club without service. She's gonna sleep 0:23:48.920 --> 0:23:52.359 with you the same minute, Michael, Come on, all right, 0:23:52.480 --> 0:24:01.080 question for you loan dick or thick dick. That's the first, honestly, 0:24:01.200 --> 0:24:04.000 because you don't want to suck up your stomach, right, 0:24:04.400 --> 0:24:07.080 pussy up? Is that? Why not up my stomach or 0:24:07.200 --> 0:24:21.879 my insides? Okay, these walls can't be ruined. Depends how short, 0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:26.720 how short? What if? Then I don't know how I've 0:24:30.040 --> 0:24:33.879 I've had a short ship. It wasn't money on it 0:24:33.960 --> 0:24:41.320 was short shorty Um looks so mad of money, fucking 0:24:41.359 --> 0:24:45.320 gold diggers. But if you have a great personality, then 0:24:45.359 --> 0:24:49.760 I picked the personality. Money are romance, I could obviously money, motherfucker. 0:24:53.320 --> 0:24:58.040 You're gonna have romance on spirit deadlines? Motherfucker. Well you 0:24:58.119 --> 0:25:01.920 can buy romance with money, some money, exactly That's where 0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:07.359 I said. That's what I said, and everybody said you can't, 0:25:07.520 --> 0:25:12.359 you can't. That's what I said, exactly exactly right. You 0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:22.920 gotta teach train these many new car or new ass 0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:26.320 new car, new car, because I think I gotta ask, 0:25:29.480 --> 0:25:34.840