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Speaker 1: You don't hear me consion I can't take back.

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Speaker 2: Earl arms.

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Speaker 3: Speaker is anything more horrifying and blood curdling than telling

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Speaker 3: people true stories from your past.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm so scared, not the truth.

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Speaker 3: That's why I don't confess anything true about myself ever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, true is.

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Speaker 1: Scared to do it.

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Speaker 3: Luckily, one of our listeners is brave enough to pull

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Speaker 3: it off right here on the mass speaker, and she's

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Speaker 3: chosen to use the fake name Stephanie today. So Stephanie,

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Speaker 3: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: I like how it's brave when you disguise your voice,

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Speaker 2: use a fake name. No one knows. Yeh you are?

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Speaker 2: You know what Stephanie?

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Speaker 3: You do? You not even Jeff do that than I

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Speaker 3: ever would Stephanie. But the voice changer is on. You

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Speaker 3: are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 4: So for your company having this Halloween hotlut.

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Speaker 2: Thing, oh yeah, our company does that too. We're doing

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Speaker 2: a soup one this year.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone has to bring a dish Halloween theme. But

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Speaker 4: unfortunately I was put in charge to organize the whole thing,

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Speaker 4: so I thought to go around begging people to brain

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Speaker 4: stuff and sign them up.

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Speaker 1: What a terrible job. Yeah, yeah, you should quit your job.

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Speaker 4: And the best port is if they didn't sign up,

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Speaker 4: then they'd ask me to make several.

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Speaker 2: Things wait for that.

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Speaker 4: Well yeah, and like here I am up all night, right,

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Speaker 4: I'm making my cake eyeballs zombie brain cupcakes.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, for other people, like I feel like

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Speaker 2: your coworkers are so entitled, of course.

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Speaker 4: And the thing is I'm in part of it, so

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Speaker 4: I have to bring in you know, Halloween, Oh, the

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Speaker 4: best of severed hand bacon meat.

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Speaker 2: Look, oh that's pretty good. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Is there any chance that you work at our company

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Speaker 3: and you're doing it for us?

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Speaker 1: Like I know, I never volunteer to make anything. We're

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Speaker 1: doing soup meat? Yeah, yeah, competition. They changed it.

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Speaker 2: Remember that one year that someone brought in a dish

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Speaker 2: that looked like cigarette butts. It was so gross. I

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Speaker 2: don't remember how they did it, but it was like

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Speaker 2: edible cigarette butts on Halloween.

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Speaker 1: It was so nasty creative people again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So, Stephanie, I mean they put you through a lot.

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Speaker 3: Clearly you did not like it.

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Speaker 2: I hated it. You were things. So what's the secret.

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Speaker 4: So three weeks before last year's potluck. An anonymous complaint

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Speaker 4: came in and the company complaint box Oh said, potluck

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Speaker 4: is incentitive. It's traumatic because this grandfather was killed by

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Speaker 4: cannibals in the congo.

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Speaker 2: Oh what what because of that severed hair on meat loaf?

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Speaker 2: Probably didn't sit well.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah with them brought right back to that trip

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Speaker 1: through the Amazon. What the heck?

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Speaker 4: The foods with the body parts are stressful and reminding

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Speaker 4: them of it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now I kind of get you think.

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Speaker 2: And you know who wrote the note.

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Speaker 4: I don't know who would have put that in. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I bet you don't.

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Speaker 1: It's a mystery.

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Speaker 3: Certainly not the person who's vocally like hated it for years.

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Speaker 3: And to add on to the end, whoever does make

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Speaker 3: all this stuff is a very nice and good person obviously.

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Speaker 2: Deserves a race and.

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Speaker 1: Anonymous complaint. So what happened after the complaint came out?

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Speaker 4: We know the next thing, you know, they canceled the potlve.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were so sad, God, PC culture at its.

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Speaker 4: Words, so super sad, and I'm here ordering simple pizzas.

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Speaker 4: I have a lot less work to do, like so sad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: So all you got to do to get a Halloween

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Speaker 3: party canceled at your company is just anonymous complaint, It's.

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Speaker 2: Gonna be very specific.

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Speaker 3: Yes, do you have any relatives that were and by

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Speaker 3: some sort of tribe far away?

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Speaker 2: Maybe someone drowned in soup since that, Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 3: Like tragic Lily Wonka accident fell into a giant vat

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Speaker 3: of cheddar broccoli.

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Speaker 2: Old Uncle Albert made resting tomato soup. Peace.

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Speaker 3: I mean, do you feel any like guilt or remorse

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Speaker 3: that you kind of got the tradition canceled at your company?

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Speaker 1: Stephanie?

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Speaker 4: What I mean? They also took down the scary decoration,

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Speaker 4: so it's like more PC, but it's also like kind

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Speaker 4: of nice.

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Speaker 2: She likes it because she's you're probably one that had

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Speaker 2: to put up the decorations to begin with, singing always

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Speaker 2: the one person in the office that does all of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: So you know a few of my coworkers, well they

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Speaker 4: were so sad because they were looking forward to the.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't have to do anything and they got

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Speaker 2: free lunch out of here.

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Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, whoever did it?

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Speaker 1: Fess up?

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Speaker 2: That person is the worst. I think that.

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Speaker 1: Great grandfather that got himself eaten. Okay, yeah I went

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Speaker 1: too far.

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Speaker 3: Yeah all right, Well you know, I hope you have

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Speaker 3: a happy Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Stephanie, Oh I will.

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Speaker 4: It could be so quiet.

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Speaker 1: I don't get scarred during Christmas. To cancel that one too.

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Speaker 1: The text in seven eighty five nine too.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 3: you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up next.

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.