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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Talk

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Speaker 1: Soup and Queer as Folk how Sparks, February twenty seventh

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Speaker 1: through March first. Tickets are available at Parlorlive dot com

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Speaker 1: and you can call four two five two eight nine

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Speaker 1: seven thousand on the twenties five And this is Kate.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hello? How can I help you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Um is Kate there? Oh this is Kate. Oh hey Kate. Um,

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Speaker 1: this is Ted. I'm com from h I dropped off

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Speaker 1: some pizzas see you guys about an hour ago. Yep.

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Speaker 1: I guess you had ordered them for some kind of

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Speaker 1: work function or something. What's going on? I'm gonna need

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Speaker 1: those pizzas back. I'll bring you replacement pizzas, though, but

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Speaker 1: I need those pizzas were dropped off an hour ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, yeah, that's what I just told you. No,

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Speaker 1: that's what I just told you. I dropped some pizzas

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Speaker 1: off an hour ago, so I need them back. Yeah, no, kidding. Clearly,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to serve cold pizza at a business meeting, dude, Ate,

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Speaker 1: cold pizza is the best. So you are like get

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Speaker 1: up on a Saturday morning and you're just me I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I really really really don't have time. So well, I

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Speaker 1: just need those pizzas back as all. Well, you're not

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Speaker 1: getting the pizzas back because they're already in a lunch

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Speaker 1: meeting eating the pizza and it's probably already finished by now.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, what do you mean? Oh man, Um, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna be no, You're gonna be like pissed. So you know,

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Speaker 1: like we put a regano on the pizza. Yeah, Um,

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Speaker 1: I accidentally put a little bit of my own medicinal

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Speaker 1: what stuff on there on accident, Like I thought it

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Speaker 1: was a regano and I realized that it was kidding me. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I need you to keep it kind of quiet, okay,

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Speaker 1: but I accidentally put weed on that pizza that I

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Speaker 1: gave you told me that it's not freaking funny. I

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Speaker 1: could lose my job. I mean, like, how am I

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Speaker 1: even getting explained? If you wanted to, you could just

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Speaker 1: put me on the phone with your boss, and you know,

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Speaker 1: I could just putting you on idiot whoa, I would

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Speaker 1: have put my boss on the phone with a hothead

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Speaker 1: who can't even do a job. I was gonna suggest

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Speaker 1: that you probably order some more pizza now because they're

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Speaker 1: gonna be how great a little while, like they're gonna Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't, I can't even talk to you? Get it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do you get it? Though? Do you get what I

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Speaker 1: was saying? You're an idiot this Kate? O? Kate, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Ted again from No I had I had. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I told my boss is what I did to your pizza?

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Speaker 1: I told my boss is what I did to your

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Speaker 1: pizzas you told your bosses that you got my bosses

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Speaker 1: stoned with your wheek Yeah, and then they were like

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Speaker 1: not happy about that. So I was wondering, if you

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Speaker 1: guys are hiring there, are you kidding me? No? Because

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Speaker 1: like I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need a job soon.

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Speaker 1: And even if it were, I would say no. Hey, Kate,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, Yeah, it's a joke. Your

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Speaker 1: friend Robbie set you up. He said he wanted to

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Speaker 1: freak you out a word. Oh oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna kill Robbie. Hey, can I come of get my

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Speaker 1: money back for that? Weed? Though? Is kind of expensive?

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubal Funk taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties two point five