WEBVTT - Episode 30: The Accent Doesn't Help 

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a gap. Gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing great. Uh, we got your picks. Okay, Derby

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<v Speaker 1>is not my forte by the way, but we'll have

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<v Speaker 1>a little fun with it. Yeah, you've done well in

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<v Speaker 1>the NBA playoffs. I've got you, uh four for four

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<v Speaker 1>on draft props. Dylan, oh for five on draft props.

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<v Speaker 1>Shouldn't Dylan go back to just betting on UFC? We're

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<v Speaker 1>that cricket. He was pretty good in cricket too, I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>ye yeah, anything like that's not a major sport alright.

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<v Speaker 1>Recapping Bad Larry Jazz to win the series over the MAVs.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh Grizzlies to win the series over the Wolves. Sixers

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<v Speaker 1>to win the series over the Raptors. Raptors Game six

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<v Speaker 1>versus the Sixers. You had the Raptors plus one? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that right, Larry? All those sound right? They sound

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<v Speaker 1>right when whenever you tell me I'm five an hour

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<v Speaker 1>or six and oh yeah, I don't even look. Okay, Dylan, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see, did you win any of these? Um that

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<v Speaker 1>Mavericks plus one against the Jazz? You won them? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? And then the NFL draft, recapping that bad

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<v Speaker 1>Larry said that Trayvon Walker would go number one overall,

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<v Speaker 1>Aidan Hutchinson would go number two. Then you did a

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<v Speaker 1>exact order parlay Trayvon Walker and Aidan Hutchinson under three

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<v Speaker 1>and a half quarterbacks taken in the first round. You

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<v Speaker 1>sort of laughed at those odds, saying it was embarrassing

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<v Speaker 1>that they were thinking that many quarterbacks could go. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought if three win, it would be a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was gonna bet it under three, And you

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<v Speaker 1>gave me three and a half. But I wish he

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<v Speaker 1>gave one and a half. I guess yeah. Uh. Recapping Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>Aidan Hutchinson going number one overall, that's a loss. Desmond

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<v Speaker 1>Ritter going in the first round, that's a loss. Malik

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<v Speaker 1>Willis under thirteen and a half picks, that's a loss

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<v Speaker 1>over four and a half a C C players drafted

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<v Speaker 1>in the first round. That's a loss. Jordan Davis to

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<v Speaker 1>go top ten, that's a loss. Well done, Well done, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 1>There's gotta be light at the end of the tunnel. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an oncoming train, Dylan. You gotta you gotta pick

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<v Speaker 1>a fifty to one horse in this derby and hope

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<v Speaker 1>it wins. Do you have a pick for the NBA

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<v Speaker 1>Playoffs before we get to the derby lair? Um? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I liked Phoenix and I'm not liking them that much anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I put one in, you know, three or four shows ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have to go back and see who it is. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I still want to bet Boston against Milwaukee in this series,

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<v Speaker 1>but this next game is gonna be important. Game one

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<v Speaker 1>in Milwaukee Bucks minus three. Yeah, over under right, I

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<v Speaker 1>took the under in it on today's show. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>announced it yet, but I will couple minutes. But uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's it's tough right now. And and

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<v Speaker 1>bet was gonna kill Philly, right, Yeah, I have a rule.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm no longer ever betting on the Sixers ever again.

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<v Speaker 1>They've done me dirty too many times with all Right, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>Kentucky Derby, let me start with you. You gotta make

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<v Speaker 1>up some ground here, Yeah, I need I need the

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<v Speaker 1>thirty one horse to win. Um, so I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>Pioneer of Medina at thirty to one odds to win,

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<v Speaker 1>purely because Medina spirit the infamous horse on like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a loose connection there, even though

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<v Speaker 1>there isn't a real one at all. But Medina has

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<v Speaker 1>two wins in uh second place, finishing six starts. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not bad, all right? So you're asking it to win now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if this is Messier or Messier, but

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<v Speaker 1>I picked it because of Mark Messi a so messy

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<v Speaker 1>year to win eight to one odds? Okay? Uh, Messier

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<v Speaker 1>does well, though I will say always win place or show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually ray, can you add this? I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>a Messi here Messier to show as well. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what the odds would be on that, but i'll

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<v Speaker 1>find out what it inevitably loses Messier eight to one

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<v Speaker 1>to win Kentucky doo yeah and about eight to show Yeah. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>cool A right, what else do you have? Um? I

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<v Speaker 1>have white a Bario to win at ten to one odds.

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<v Speaker 1>The accent's not going to help you probably not all right? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Any uh? And then yes, I don't know you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do a super super. Actually have a funny like when

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<v Speaker 1>I first got in my first foray into horse racing

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<v Speaker 1>racing a few years ago, I was it was like

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<v Speaker 1>midnight and I was just thrown in beds on like

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<v Speaker 1>Australian horse races, and I've hit two dollars superfecting one

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<v Speaker 1>like bucks and it's like, oh this horse racing easy,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it never happened ever again. Okay, a super

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<v Speaker 1>took correct me if I'm wrong. You've got to predict

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<v Speaker 1>the first four horses. They're finishing order correct correct, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so you have messier yet epicenter, Pioneer of Medina and

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<v Speaker 1>white Aperario. Um. Yes, and that's in correct order hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>anything else you're betting. Yes, I found this prop. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was pretty funny. The color of the winning

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<v Speaker 1>horse to be chestnut, which is the most common color. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well but there's like I was like, okay, so any

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<v Speaker 1>brown ones, but not like there's like bay. They all

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<v Speaker 1>have dark brown eyes. Yeah. Well it's like the tail

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<v Speaker 1>color or something. Okay, Um, so that's plus three. You're

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<v Speaker 1>a desperate man, bad Larry you you stayed it up front.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know horse racing, but give it a go. Okay, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I just have the numbers in front of I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have the names. Um, so I have a superfective box. Now, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>you should box your superfecta. Yeah. I thought about I

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<v Speaker 1>might do that too, but I'm also just gonna let

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<v Speaker 1>that one rip because I booked the can. I booked

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<v Speaker 1>the one you're trying to pick straight by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta box it. Yeah, so I got a five

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<v Speaker 1>horse fifty superfective box. Is gonna cost me sixty bucks

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<v Speaker 1>to bet? One three, six twelve. That the numbers Mode Donegal, Epicenter, Messier, Zenden,

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<v Speaker 1>and Tiba. Those those those are the horses you have.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have an exacta? I do have a Again,

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<v Speaker 1>it's three horses a five dollar exact the box. It's

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<v Speaker 1>going to cost me thirty bucks. So that's Epicenter, Messier,

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<v Speaker 1>and Zenden. Okay, okay, what about to win? And then

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<v Speaker 1>I have one to three, four six ten win tickets

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<v Speaker 1>one three, six, ten, twelve fift Mode Donegal, Epicenter, Epicenter,

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<v Speaker 1>seven to two Messi a, Zenda, Taiba and White Albava

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<v Speaker 1>Leo anything else that? Uh? Are you betting on anything else?

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned UFC. I was sort of joking, but topical.

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<v Speaker 1>You're betting UFC, I am, it's actually there's bad Larry

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<v Speaker 1>calls it u C K Central Florida, Okay, Florida, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So title fight Justin Gaucy and Charles OLIVERA. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take Justin Gaugee money line the HIGHLFE. You're taking the

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<v Speaker 1>highlight the highlight, um. And then I've got a UFC parlay. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Surrounnie, Michael Chandler and Rose Noma Junas all money line.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all favorites. But that comes out to plus two hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>I just needed plus signs. Okay, you gotta win all

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<v Speaker 1>three of them to win two Okay. Yeah. Um. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like the NBA game tonight, so I didn't do

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<v Speaker 1>anything on it. But I do have one unit I

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<v Speaker 1>Milwaukee minus three tomorrow against the Celtics at home against

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<v Speaker 1>you know in Milwaukee, and then under two thirteen in

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<v Speaker 1>that game on Yeah, there's no games tonight. There are

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<v Speaker 1>no games tonight. Oh can I actually added I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna add one more bet Okay, Rangers money line. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you caught the first game against the

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<v Speaker 1>Penguins triplet have Gunny Just Stirkin had seventy nine saves. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not good. Now, Like if you're facing seventy nine shots,

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<v Speaker 1>odds are one one's gonna squeak. Yeah, I rule my

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<v Speaker 1>little brother Phil. Dan. If I ever bet the ice,

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<v Speaker 1>you's got to do the intervention. So I don't. Is

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<v Speaker 1>you a Ranger bet for the series or tonight's game

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<v Speaker 1>or so that's for tonight's game. I actually do one

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<v Speaker 1>of the podcasts while back. I do still have a

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<v Speaker 1>Rangers future to win the Stanley Cup, so we'll see

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<v Speaker 1>how that goes too. But yeah, I'm betting the game tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>They believe they're minus one sixty. I know, alright, did

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<v Speaker 1>the range? Are the Rangers up one nothing or no?

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<v Speaker 1>They blew it to nothing lead and lost in triple

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<v Speaker 1>overtime in game one. Okay, so the down I want nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, do you think they're gonna even the series

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<v Speaker 1>up tonight? Well, since there's no maybe I'll have intervention

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<v Speaker 1>on how I'll be at the track all day tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Tomorrow is a huge day at the fact to Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not doing anything after your you know, afternoon

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow we'll be there all day in Jersey at MoMA's Mark. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the last thing I would want to do Tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>on a Friday with you and who's going You and Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Stemel, Red Jack, Chipper Sweeney. Actually Saturday, Chip has

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<v Speaker 1>a race for his a memorial for his son, um

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<v Speaker 1>Maricane is Patrick Mary. So we have a horse go

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday picnic area. But we're gonna start. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>start cranking it up tomorrow pre gaming the derby. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>game the derby with there's some great horse racing tomorrow. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure i'll hear from you guys at some point

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow afternoon. I think, as history has proven, I usually

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<v Speaker 1>hear from you guys at some point. We'll make sure

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<v Speaker 1>we don't great great to be going down right great?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Dylan, Dylan, good luck with your u c

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<v Speaker 1>F and with your hockey. Thank you, Scours. I really

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<v Speaker 1>have no interest in but I want you to win.

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<v Speaker 1>I thank you, Bud. All right, we'll talk later, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bye