1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: How do you set up your dating profile right now? 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 1: Do you think there's too many pictures of me holding 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 1: a drink? Do I look like an alcoholic? 4 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:09,959 Speaker 2: Oh? 5 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 3: Has it ever been a concern for you, Alexis I 6 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 3: think about it them there, Yeah it's a cute. 7 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, oh. 8 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 1: No, this one doesn't have me drinking, because like I 9 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: want to look interesting but not weird. Yeah, maybe I 10 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: should post that cute photo of me swallowing a corn 11 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: on the cob hole? 12 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 2: How was that cute? 13 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:33,839 Speaker 1: Trust me? You know conversations like that go on in 14 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,320 Speaker 1: people's heads all the time. 15 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. 16 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: But now dating experts are predicting next year we're going 17 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: to see one of the biggest and strangest new trends 18 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 1: in dating apps ever. It's called reverse cat fishing. That's where, 19 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 1: instead of putting up photos where you look better than 20 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 1: you actually do in real life, you post photos where 21 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 1: you purposely try and look worse. You set that tone. 22 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 3: This is what I do in my day to day life, 23 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 3: and I'm gonna tell you guys, it works. 24 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 2: You shower once and put on some makeup, and you 25 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 2: get so many compliments when you don't ever do it. 26 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: It's true how many texts do we get from listeners 27 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 1: every single day saying I looked at Brooks Facebook page 28 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,320 Speaker 1: and I was like ugh, And then I met her 29 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 1: in person at a gas station. I was like, oh, yeah, 30 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: as I thought, Brooke does one charity event and I 31 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 1: get guys in my DM. 32 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 2: Wearing something other than sweatpail. I'm telling you, guys, this 33 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 2: is the. 34 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 4: Way to live. 35 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:37,680 Speaker 1: That's right underpromise over delivering absolutely. The challenge though, is 36 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: being able to lock down a date when you're not 37 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: using the best photos of yourself. But if you can 38 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: pull that off, reverse catfishing can probably be the best 39 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 1: possible start to a future relationship. 40 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 2: Ever. Wow, this is brilliant, and you have to be 41 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 2: able to judge, like are they like ugly ugly or 42 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 2: they just yeah, they just need to make up. 43 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: Yeah intos and you show up on the date and 44 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: they're like, oh my god, you're hot. Now Snapchat is 45 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: going to start coming out with ugly filters to make 46 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 1: you look uglier than you are. They already have a 47 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: couple of we are actually going to post something. I'm 48 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: not falling for that god filtered. Anyway, Let's move on 49 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,959 Speaker 1: to the shock collar question of the day, and I'm 50 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 1: just hoping Jake gives us a question that lowers our 51 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 1: overall self esteem and makes us question why we work here. Jake, 52 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,240 Speaker 1: what do you got for us? 53 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 4: What are some of the most common ways that we lie, 54 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,079 Speaker 4: don't I guess? 55 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: On the dating apps? 56 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 4: For some people, maybe it's adding a couple extra inches 57 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 4: to your height. For others, it's telling your boss you're 58 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 4: stuck in bad traffic when you're late to work. 59 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, used that one before. 60 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 2: While you're drinking a Starbucks. 61 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 4: And everyone knows you need to slip in a few 62 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 4: lies into your wedding valves. Yeah, trust me, you do 63 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 4: not want to be one hundred percent honest in that moment. 64 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,639 Speaker 4: But if you look close enough, one place you'll find 65 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:59,240 Speaker 4: it more than any other is on a job resume. 66 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. 67 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 4: And a new survey asked a thousand job applicants to 68 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 4: name something you've lied about on that important document. 69 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 2: Oh interesting, I have the top. 70 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,000 Speaker 4: Five answers, and by far number one was education. 71 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 2: Oh oh, people lie about about that alert. I mean, 72 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 2: I guess nobody ever really checks it. Call your college. 73 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 4: You'll have to guess the rest of the top five. 74 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 4: In a special linked in sponsored edition, Unglued Family few 75 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 4: thanks LinkedIn as we do every morning, We'll start with 76 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 4: a guy who never needs to lie about adding inches 77 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 4: to any bodily measurement, Young Jeffrey. Jeffrey, tell me something 78 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 4: people lie about on their resumes. 79 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: I do think it's probably the same as with your 80 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: dating profiles. The types of things that you would lie about. 81 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 2: What do you mean, like like your interests or something? 82 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, like your interests in your hobbies? 83 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 2: Do you put the resume your GPA? 84 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: You're trying to show your future employer with the type 85 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: of person that you are. 86 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 2: I've never put a hobby on my resume. 87 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: Hobbies, yes, I feel like not in this industry, but 88 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 1: in other industries. You want to bond with the people 89 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 1: that are trying to hire you. I'm going to go 90 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 1: with do you lie about your hobbies on your dating profile? 91 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 4: Hobbies not dating profile on the resume? Hobbies is not 92 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 4: in the top five The resume in. 93 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 2: The wrong room. About resumes. 94 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 1: I have that I haven't touched my twelve years. 95 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 4: Let's go over to alexis something you lie about on 96 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:31,719 Speaker 4: a resume? 97 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 2: You have a resume? 98 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't lie about like my jobs on it. 99 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 3: But I would like maybe round up how long I'd 100 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 3: been at a job professionally, Yeah, but also the amount 101 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,799 Speaker 3: of times I've put just friends as references instead. 102 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 2: It's a bos good one. 103 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 3: Or had people text me and be like, hey, if 104 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 3: they call you say. 105 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,679 Speaker 2: You're my manager from wherever? 106 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: References. 107 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to say references. 108 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:57,880 Speaker 4: Jake, references are not in the top five. Send it 109 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:58,479 Speaker 4: over to Jose. 110 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: So I haven't don a resume in forever, but I 111 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,839 Speaker 1: think what the best thing that I would lie about 112 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: would be my position. 113 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 2: At the last job. That's what I say role. 114 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: Instead of being just like a lead or something, you know, 115 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: just like kind of gas. Well, people take it way 116 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 1: farther than that. They're like, I was chief master supervisor 117 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 1: of ultra violent operations. Like what does that mean? 118 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:23,720 Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. 119 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: So I'm going to say your. 120 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:32,720 Speaker 4: Position, role, Jake, your position or your role is number two. 121 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 4: I got the job job title right after education. We're 122 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 4: back over to Brook Okay. 123 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 2: So I'm just like going down in my mind what 124 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 2: is actually on your resume? 125 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:42,720 Speaker 1: Right? 126 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 2: And for me, I stop at the skills area. Yeah, 127 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 2: I know how to work this program and maybe you don't. 128 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,760 Speaker 2: You know, you know you're like, well my roommate does. 129 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,280 Speaker 2: So we'll figure it out. I'm going to go skills. 130 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 4: Kills is number four? Skills or experience I'll count as 131 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 4: one thing for something people lie about on their resume. 132 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 4: So Brook is safe, Jose is safe. Jeffrey, alexis not safe. 133 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 4: We're back to Jeffrey. Something you lie about on a resume. 134 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: See, I think if you were smart, something that you 135 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,080 Speaker 1: should lie about on your resume is how much money 136 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: you made at your last job. 137 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 2: On your rest Again, that's all right. 138 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 1: I think you put it on there. You say, at 139 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,360 Speaker 1: my last job they paid me five hundred thousand dollars 140 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: a month a month, so if you want me, I'm 141 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,039 Speaker 1: in high demand. Well, I'm going to go with what 142 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 1: is lying about how much money you made at your 143 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:39,440 Speaker 1: previous job. 144 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 2: It's called salary. 145 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,240 Speaker 1: Oh well, it doesn't working on it. 146 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,719 Speaker 4: Lying about your previous compensation is not on the top five. 147 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 1: Is that just because it's not on a resume? 148 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 2: I mean it's somewhere on his with his hobbies. 149 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:59,920 Speaker 4: Bird watching, half a million dollars, alexis he has. 150 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 3: I'm gonna go in lying about how long you were 151 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,600 Speaker 3: at a past job. 152 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,479 Speaker 4: The length of time you worked at a job? Is 153 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:13,400 Speaker 4: number three? Oh man, go over the top five. I 154 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 4: gave you number one. That was your education, lying about 155 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 4: where you went to school or if you graduated. Number 156 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,920 Speaker 4: two job Titler roll Jose got that number three was 157 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 4: the length of time you worked at a previous job. 158 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 4: Alexi said that number four Brooks said skills or experience, 159 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 4: and number five is your achievements. You had certifications or 160 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 4: other awards you'd want a previous jobs, you love Life, 161 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 4: employee of the Year or something. 162 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 2: Does anyone else just want to see Jeffrey's old resume. 163 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 1: I wasn't planning on ever getting a job, honestly. I 164 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: was just hoping to coast from age ten to eighty 165 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 1: and then when you grow up rich, it's like, just 166 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: rely on those inheritances. All right. So I'm gonna be 167 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 1: getting shocked here. Somebody wanted to hear Bad Guy by 168 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: Billie Eilish. So you're a tough guy, like it, really 169 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:04,240 Speaker 1: rough guy, just can't get enough, guy chest always so puffed, guy, 170 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 1: the bad type. 171 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 2: I can only hear that song as the Batman, and 172 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:13,520 Speaker 2: you're Batman. 173 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 4: The bat Guy. 174 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, you can check that out. It's still up on 175 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 1: our YouTube, Bat Brooke and Jeffrey go subscribe. That's your 176 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,640 Speaker 1: shot collar question of the day. Phone taps coming up 177 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:24,679 Speaker 1: in just a few minutes.