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Speaker 1: Now I had just brought this guest book out recently

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Speaker 2: We all have in this town for a certain amount

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Speaker 2: It's a special episode all about drinks, unique.

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Speaker 1: Drinks, inventing new famous drinks.

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Speaker 2: Having new idea sharings, shrinks, flavors, how we prepare other

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Speaker 1: Very special. It's pretty special.

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Speaker 2: Trying drinks could be pretty special. And we've never done

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Speaker 1: Just so we are all doing that. Kevin, did you

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Speaker 3: I really don't know if I'm being made fun of it.

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Speaker 2: It's got cut things. Don't let me say anything I'm

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Speaker 1: It's something an actual doll.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, Her ex friend called her that once.

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Speaker 2: Come in to hit those dingers. I've noticed, set up,

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Speaker 3: I have a hot boyfriend on the show.

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Speaker 1: What's his name?

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Speaker 2: Yes, so to be take that step back to just boyfriend,

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Speaker 3: The idea, Now, okay, I would like a leachy, a

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I actually usually don't have good ideas.

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Speaker 2: I quote Kanye's Flavor Guy. Am I misquoting you?

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Speaker 1: See? This is how our shows should always go. This

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Speaker 2: This feels like a real show.

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Speaker 1: This is are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Esther tells me, I'm ugly, then I and then I

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Speaker 1: As your computer broken. That was the best thing when

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah it was for a second. It's fine out

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Speaker 3: That's why I wanted the thing in person. So I

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Speaker 3: like that. I I understand. Yes, okay, so you did actually.

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Speaker 1: Misquote me, But what is happening with the tech?

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Speaker 3: No, the tech is fine.

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Speaker 2: Don't there's no issue. Have us talk to the listener.

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Speaker 2: This is for your protection.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that they will respond in like other formats.

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Speaker 3: Got it copy that I was in talks with Kanye's

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Speaker 1: I got a suggestion. We got all this hazel nuts coffee,

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Speaker 1: peanuts coffee.

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: This?

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Speaker 2: Do do this? Make a cup of regular coffee, put

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Speaker 2: Just themal acorns and escap peanut butter. That to me,

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Speaker 3: That and that is where we're headed.

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Speaker 2: Is that what your idea was.

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Speaker 2: Well, the flavor itself isn't it's corned.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, would it be thick and creamy or thick?

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Speaker 1: No gatorade texture exactly the same texture as gatorade? Well

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Speaker 3: I could see that working like a limited.

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Speaker 1: Edition they'd ever do. All the chocolate drinks they decided

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Speaker 2: That's why I think, like one soda and every twelve

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Speaker 3: I have a question for you guys.

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Speaker 2: I don't log off it. For appearances, we need you

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Speaker 2: to be the guest. Yeah, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: because it's gonna say that you're the guest.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I am so. I never meant to interrupt. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: It's fine. Oh my god. I hope that apology was

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I wouldn't bring a date to a house

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Speaker 2: number one.

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Speaker 1: When you do, bring your toothbrush just in case.

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Speaker 2: So you interrupted Kevin. Kevin did not interrupt you.

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Speaker 1: What? Thank you?

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Speaker 3: I didn't speak.

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Speaker 1: Uh we can drop it?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, uh, I just think.

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Speaker 1: Kevin goes over to the house, he lifts his toothbrush,

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Speaker 2: Out the cuff of his jeans. Son of a gunny. Soops, oops?

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Speaker 1: Should I leave this here?

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Speaker 2: Didn't mean for you to see my quip. I think

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Speaker 2: got this great drink, classic drink, the Arnie Palmer. It's

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Speaker 2: half lemonade, half iced tea. Shouldn't we have more of

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Speaker 2: these half and half drinks and named after more people?

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Speaker 2: What's the little st mm hmmm, what drink? What combination

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Speaker 2: of two drinks? Please?

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Speaker 3: Or three?

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Speaker 2: If you need one? The combination would be the little esther.

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Speaker 1: Please say two or three drinks Okay, I would love.

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Speaker 2: I'm setting you up to succeed in a big way.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I would love to do a half cold brew

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Speaker 2: Yeah. If you're just adding oat milk to coffee, that's

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Speaker 2: your one, that's your drink, your name.

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Speaker 1: People are gonna love that.

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Speaker 2: What I'll say is we know that combo works.

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Speaker 1: Because they did it already did These are real? So

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Speaker 1: can we talk about real drink ideas?

443
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 2: Please? Please have one real drink.

444
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: Idea soda soup carbonated soup. You can do it for

445
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: any soup. Any soup can become soda soup.

446
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 3: Okay. I would probably do like a lin of bean

447
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 3: soup with some carbonation.

448
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 1: Not some a lot.

449
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, however much serving sizes up to whoever is

450
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 3: the drinker. But yeah, I think lima being soup carbonated

451
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 3: it would not.

452
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: Again, I can't stress this enough. It is not up

453
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 1: to the drinker. You have to you have to have

454
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: a lot of it.

455
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 3: Like okay, So like I would do like a big

456
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 3: bowl like what I usually do.

457
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 2: Al it's not a ball, it's a big pot. It's

458
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 2: gotta be huge.

459
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 3: Wait a second, is there like something going on here

460
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 3: where everything I say is wrong? Is that like the

461
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:39,479
Speaker 3: game we're playing.

462
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 2: I mean, if it's a game, little esther, you're the

463
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 2: old one playing it. We are merely trying to host

464
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: a show that plays exclusively to your strength.

465
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: You think we want to talk about drinks, but all

466
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: the time, we already did it, like a month ago.

467
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: You think I want to share all my best drink

468
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: ideas cheesey tea.

469
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 3: You guys can do whatever you want. I'm cheesy tea.

470
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: You look at mac and cheese powder packet. But hey,

471
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: you know how they add boiling water? You just dip

472
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: it like tea.

473
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 2: You know how they add honey to some drinks. Caramel sauce.

474
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 2: Caramel sauce, caramel sauce.

475
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 3: That's the thing. Caramel, not coffee.

476
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about coffee.

477
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you talking about other drinks anywhere.

478
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 2: Let's talk about a different drink.

479
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: Christmas corona, okay, right, mold spiced pine needles, pine needles

480
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: at the bottom of your corona. They already have that

481
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: tree with the Christmas trees on the lights on it

482
00:29:56,040 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: for Christmas right, you forgot to change the drink. You

483
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: forgot to make the drink Christmas corona.

484
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.

485
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 3: That seems like maybe you would want to do Holiday

486
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 3: corona instead to just like include everybody.

487
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: It has molds, spices in it. That's for Christmas. They

488
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: can do different ones for other ones. But sorry, this

489
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: has to be this really has to be Christmas Corona. Also,

490
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: it starts that they both start with C, so for

491
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: the other stuff it would have to be like uh

492
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: hanikah beer. Oh yeah, that's true.

493
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 2: Honakun m hm honequn henika mm hmmm mm hmm.

494
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Did you text somebody?

495
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 3: Yeah?

496
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 2: Did you text on me?

497
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 3: I texted someone? Sorry, there's text on me. Hold on

498
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 3: one sec. You guys, come here, Dade. I need to

499
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 3: have a private conversation with you. Can you come here?

500
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

501
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 3: Okay, so I think I just muted it. But this

502
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 3: is going really bad and I don't think they like me,

503
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 3: and I don't know what to do. Yeah, I don't

504
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 3: think they like me. I mean it's never gone well

505
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 3: on the past. Okay, what do I do?

506
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 2: I don't know?

507
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 3: Should I be mean back or do I do that?

508
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 3: At this point, they can't hear just like the clock.

509
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 3: Should I be friendly?

510
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no.

511
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 3: You're not going to gain anything by being.

512
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 2: Mean to them.

513
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Hey guys, sorry, Hi, Hey what uh?

514
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: Who did you text? Oh?

515
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 3: I had to text Dave back He was having some

516
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 3: back bean and I just had to give him some. Yeah,

517
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 3: he's older.

518
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: So mm hmmm.

519
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 2: Well, it's like a Thanksgiving drink.

520
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: I guess.

521
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 2: Me always.

522
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 3: I guess I would do cranberry, like the can cranberry.

523
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: Okay, we were working with like the letters like Christmas,

524
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: Corona and.

525
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 2: Oh, which is fine. It's like so fine, like so

526
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 2: thanks to so it's so fine.

527
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving.

528
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 2: It's a Thanksgiving.

529
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: Storm, thunder thunderstorm, Thanksgiving thunderbird. Yes, thunderstorm unfortunately is not

530
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: a drink.

531
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 2: No, but you you know, to be fair, you could

532
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 2: drink it.

533
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

534
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 3: It is a car, A thunderbird is a car.

535
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: But there's another drink, is it? Here's another drink idea?

536
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: Do you know Harito's mm hmm yeah, yeah, yepris right,

537
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: I could drink that.

538
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. Right, this is the best that has gone

539
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 2: so far. I'm thinking of the drink soisode and we're

540
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 2: all it's Rito's instead of Harritos are in addition to

541
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 2: and you can taste it sort of, can't you.

542
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, hm, tastes good.

543
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm working on a name one it's like based

544
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 2: off of Rumpel stilt skin mm hmm. I think that

545
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 2: the rumpel part should be Rumpleman's. Okay, the skin part

546
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 2: I probably changed to spin and make it like a

547
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 2: spin drift. It's just the stilt in the middle that

548
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 2: I'm really having trouble with. Do I just go silt

549
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 2: Rumpel silt spin?

550
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: Why did you start with rumpel Stiltskin. That's the one

551
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: connection I'm unable to make. Why is that the thing

552
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: that you're using to sort of absolutely.

553
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 2: Absolutely a fair question. My process was wanting a very

554
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 2: famous name, and of course the entire story, the entire

555
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 2: legendary tale of Rumpel Stiltskin, revolves around this name, this

556
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 2: unguessable name. Yes, a name that holds such great power

557
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 2: m h that it, you know, could undo evil deeds,

558
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 2: to to be spoken aloud, and so.

559
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: Imagine imagine drinking that name basically.

560
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, or a name similar Rumpel silt spin mm hmm.

561
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 2: So that's why. That's why I was working on that.

562
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 2: But I'm also happy to not do that at all,

563
00:34:59,200 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 2: are you?

564
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: Well?

565
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 3: I think if you're going to start that, I would.

566
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 3: I think if you're going to start the drink, if

567
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 3: you want to do that, you shouldn't do it. If

568
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 3: you're like on the fence about it, you should really

569
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 3: want to do it or not do it.

570
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks, Esther, You're welcome. Maybe maybe just like mustard

571
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 2: drink hmm, okay, drink it with a pretzel.

572
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm just not like, this is by far the worst

573
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: it's ever, by far the worst, so much worse than

574
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: the other ones. When I thought, I mean, I was

575
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: excited because I thought, damn, we're bringing in Esther. We've

576
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: been throwing her all these curveballs, and we're just gonna

577
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: give a nice slow one right over the plate for.

578
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 2: And what I've what I've noticed is you're still waiting.

579
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: For your pitch.

580
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,320
Speaker 3: What does that mean? Waiting for my pitch?

581
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 2: I wonder if I can get out it a different way.

582
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 3: M Yeah, I don't. I'm not like a sports person.

583
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 2: No, that's on me.

584
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I'm afraid to speak.

585
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 2: Because you're like a dance person. So I feel like

586
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 2: you've been coming in and we've been playing all these

587
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 2: different funky tempos in the past. And then I said, oh,

588
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 2: we're just gonna give her like a real simple two step,

589
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 2: and uh, you're still kind of hugging the wall, you know,

590
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 2: and uh and saying, so that's not my song.

591
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,280
Speaker 3: So just to clarify what's happening.

592
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 2: Real real, please please, you're.

593
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 3: Telling me on your podcast right now that I'm doing

594
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 3: a bad job and whoa.

595
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: And you have said in the past that you felt

596
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: like you did a bad job. We are just saying

597
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 1: that this is worse than though, okay.

598
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 3: And then also, at least twice in a row, I

599
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 3: tried to speak and you told me I was interrupting,

600
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I you, guys, I came up in

601
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 3: comedy in the comedy store, hell yeah, where like everybody

602
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 3: was like, you just didn't want to be the annoying girl, right,

603
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 3: Like that's kind of like how you survive as you

604
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 3: just kind of smile and like not be annoying. And

605
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 3: so that's what I like my default. When you guys

606
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 3: tell me I'm interrupting and then you tell me I'm

607
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 3: doing the worst job ever, Like I'm gonna be quiet.

608
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think this episode will go so

609
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 3: much better if I stay quiet and I enjoy it.

610
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 2: Esther, hang on, hang on, whoa. Now it's my turn

611
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 2: to apologize to the listen. I made Esther feel like

612
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 2: she couldn't speak up, and what's happening for me? And

613
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 2: I think the reason we told you that this was

614
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 2: going so bad.

615
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: Is that.

616
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 2: I see you do your stand up. I watch the

617
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 2: clips of you on your other podcasts. I see you

618
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,919
Speaker 2: be so funny. I run into you, we talk, You're funny. Hell,

619
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 2: I feel funny when we talk. I'm getting laughs from you.

620
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 2: And then the bright lights of the podcast come on

621
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,760
Speaker 2: and something changes.

622
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: Something's blocking us can I I've figured out what it is.

623
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: It's a language barrier. Yep. You speak store, we speak factory, okay.

624
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: And at the factory, if I'm not giving you the business,

625
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 1: then you know we got a problem. Mm hmm. You know,

626
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: if I'm not rasing you, if I'm not like and

627
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: if I'm not trying to make it hurt you know,

628
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: at the factory, then that means that we got issues.

629
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 2: The way I came up at the cellar, the worst

630
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,919
Speaker 2: thing you could hear from me is hey, good job,

631
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 2: great set, great set. That means that means I don't

632
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 2: give a fuck. Yes, that means I don't care what

633
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 2: happens to you. Go out, you're on your fucking own.

634
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 2: But when I come in and I start digging needling

635
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 2: saying hey, I think there's more in there, you know

636
00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 2: what it means. It means I give a shit. It

637
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: means I care shit. God, damn it, I'll fucking say it.

638
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 2: It means I love you, you know.

639
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: God?

640
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 2: Easy, God, I'm so vulnerable right now. So like the

641
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 2: drink spisode, forget it. You didn't have a single drink idea. Hey,

642
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,760
Speaker 2: a lot of mine didn't work either. The plug stuff

643
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 2: you called me ugly, big woop, I've been called worse.

644
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 2: What what I'll say is, let's find something for the

645
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 2: last ten minutes of the episode that we can all

646
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 2: agree on. And if that's tied eye clothing. Yeah, this

647
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 2: shirt was made for me at a little factory owned

648
00:40:52,880 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 2: by one miss Esther. That's right. I wore it just

649
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 2: for you, and I thought everyone will see how good

650
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 2: I look and they'll want one too. That was record

651
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 2: before I knew how ugly I was. Can I but

652
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,720
Speaker 2: the point stance, it's a well made item of clothing.

653
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 3: Can I be vulnerable for a moment?

654
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I don't know if we'll

655
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 2: keep it in, but go ahead.

656
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:30,839
Speaker 3: Then never mind, please. I just respect you both so much.

657
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 3: I think you're both great, and uh, every time I

658
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 3: see you out in the world, I feel wow, I'm

659
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 3: so grateful to know them. And then every time I

660
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 3: sit here and I do your podcast, I feel so

661
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 3: untalented is what I feel. I feel worthless. I feel

662
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Speaker 3: not funny, for sure, not funny. And that's okay because

663
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Speaker 3: comedies objective.

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00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 1: So ah, it's these screens. It's these screens, and yours

665
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: is maybe dirty or something keeping us apart. Mm hmm.

666
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 2: You know, when you contract the novel coronavirus.

667
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: Gives you a little perspective. Huh.

668
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 2: It puts certain things into focus. What's really important?

669
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: What's actually important in this life? Huh?

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00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 2: What matters? Is it my friendship with Esther, is it

671
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 2: my friendship with Hayes, is it my work relationship to Kevin?

672
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 2: I think all those things, with the exception of the

673
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:54,240
Speaker 2: work relationship to Kevin, are more important than some podcast.

674
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 2: And to hear from you that something you know I

675
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 2: created with my friend. This show made you feel untalented

676
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 2: when you are unquestionably more successful than me.

677
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,479
Speaker 1: That makes me feel fucking cool.

678
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is like, okay, something's working right, Like I

679
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 2: gotta have some way to kind of take the power back. Yes,

680
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 2: you know, even if it's all smoking mirrors, it's like,

681
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 2: well shit, all right, little little pat.

682
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: On the bat from My only issue is going to

683
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 1: be how do I make it last until the next one,

684
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 1: because it's going to be a while until I get

685
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: another one of those.

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00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. I got to kind of coast off it.

687
00:43:55,520 --> 00:44:00,320
Speaker 1: Can I share something troubling I've been noticed about the

688
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: show Dollphace.

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00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: I wasn't even sure whether to bring this up, but

691
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: some of the advertising around town promoting the show, of course,

692
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: the title is prominently featured Dolphace mm hmm. And gangs

693
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: of mass bandits have been just marauding through town with

694
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: cans of spray paint and they do their job very quick.

695
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: They get in that, they get out, and they spray.

696
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: They cross out the word doll and they write the

697
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 1: word too instead. Who do you think? Who do you

698
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: think is in charge of this organization? Like who what

699
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: gang is it? Who would want to obvious?

700
00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 3: Who's DC Comics? You say, DC Comics. Aren't they doing

701
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 3: the two Face It spin off from Batman?

702
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:07,879
Speaker 2: Oh?

703
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 1: So you you know about this and the show Dollphace

704
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: is just to kind of be like a launching pad

705
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: for a gorilla marketing campaign for for the two Face movie.

706
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought, yeah, no, yeah, of course the show

707
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 3: that I'm on it's not a show, it's a it's

708
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,280
Speaker 3: not a show, it's.

709
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: And the hot guy that you're dating, is that that's

710
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: like two face, that's like two face before he like,

711
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: is that the idea is like dating going Okay, totally.

712
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 3: A fair question. The Hotkeye story that I reference is

713
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 3: all fakes, so that that show Dolphace is not coming out,

714
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 3: it's not real.

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00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: We got season one sort of wondering.

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00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, this is making sense a little bit. Okay,

717
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 2: the hot guys first fake, that's good. Yeah, because Dollface

718
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 2: that's really only one face, so you would only need

719
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 2: one season to tell that story. Two Face I think

720
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 2: could go at least two, possibly four if he turns around.

721
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: And so the whole idea I saw the back did

722
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: they like had this hot guy and we're like, oh,

723
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: why would he be dating her? Like you had never

724
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 1: kissed a hot guy before, like.

725
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 2: That was all Asian. Oh my gosh, I feel like

726
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 2: I'm back at the fucking cellar getting the business from

727
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 2: one of my buddies. Gosh, you had me going with

728
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 2: that fake story that was only meant to hurt my feelings.

729
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: Now this.

730
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 2: Is the kind of affection I can get behind. Hey,

731
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 2: thanks for taking me back there, Esther.

732
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.

733
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 2: You were just in Salt Lake City. How'd it go?

734
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 3: Good? I got married good to a Mormon man.

735
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 4: Yes?

736
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 2: And you are wife numbers, yes, lucky numbers eleven.

737
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. So that was a lovely experience.

738
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 2: Do you get along with the crew, the other wives?

739
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 2: Anybody we know?

740
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 3: I love them? Have you if you have? Have you

741
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 3: been to Salt Lake recently? Then you might know them. Uh,

742
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 3: they're lovely.

743
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:40,760
Speaker 1: What's all their names?

744
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 3: They're actually all named Esther?

745
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: Okay, he's got a type Yeah, what old? So it's

746
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: so and he is very old. M hm.

747
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 3: He's our grandfather, he's your grandfa.

748
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: The why are you all? That would be so confusing

749
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 1: if you were all named Esther, it's super confusing.

750
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 3: I told you it is super confusing.

751
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, great, yeah, yeah.

752
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 2: That's the part that bothered me is you were acting

753
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 2: like it might not be confusing. Yeah, but I'm good

754
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 2: with it now. Congrats of course what.

755
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,919
Speaker 1: They have up there. Speaking of drinks, here's what I'm

756
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 1: really excited for for you. You know those freestyle soda

757
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 1: machines where you get to like mix and match different

758
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: like soda flavor. They obviously don't have that over there

759
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: because it's illegal to have soda, but they have it

760
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: for different kinds of flavored milks. And so you go

761
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: to McDonald's and you like, hmm, what kind of mixed

762
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:57,240
Speaker 1: milk would I like to have today? Oh, mango peachy

763
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: milk for me today. And they also have obviously milk

764
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: flavored with all the different types of like sodas as well.

765
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: So there's like Fanta, strawberry milk, spray Sprite remixed.

766
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 3: Milk, strawberry breast milk.

767
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: There is actually not strawberry breast milk. No, there's no,

768
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: there's not.

769
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 2: You have to bring that.

770
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: You can, yes, you can bring you can put that

771
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: with the stuff they have, but you have to bring that.

772
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 2: I usually bring that and then I'll put in some

773
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 2: of the soda milks cool? Have you noticed something esther?

774
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 2: Just in these last two or three minutes, it's.

775
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: Going really well and we're kind of doing a drink

776
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: sisde aren't we Yes?

777
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: And it was a lot of hard work.

778
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: It wasn't easy and the concept and it actually did.

779
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 1: I think it did, dad, uh, turning out some results

780
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: pretty huge.

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00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 2: Remember when you pitched strawberry breast milk, that.

782
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 1: Was your idea?

783
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm remember you brought that up?

784
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 3: Thank you?

785
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

786
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 3: I I guess I'm so smart.

787
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: What's your name in in Dolphace the Fake chef Izzy.

788
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 2: Phillips?

789
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 3: Is he Grossman movie?

790
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: Your dad?

791
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 2: Just tell him you're Iusy tonight?

792
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 3: Heyes, that's right, Hiszy Grossman? Is he Grossman? Yeah?

793
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: His he gross Band.

794
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 3: That's my character. Yeah, wow, Yeah, I know it's weird, right,

795
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 3: it's weird not being like a ten female in LA Yeah.

796
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 2: Named after her characters? Yeah, Sam Levine, she related to

797
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 2: Sam Levine.

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00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 3: I don't know that is.

799
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: You know double m m mm hmm.

800
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 2: Never did the Kevin Pollock chat show mm hmm. Okay

801
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 2: me neither me neither before my time. Honestly, you seem

802
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 2: pissed Uh, what can I do?

803
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 3: I'm I'm good. Is there anything I can do for you? Guys?

804
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 3: You invited me here. I just want to make I

805
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 3: want to.

806
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 2: Oh, we're well, We're always so happy to have you.

807
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: A quick just like, let Kevin tell you just two

808
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: of the drinks that he's been thinking about over the

809
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 1: course of the episode, and then I think we should

810
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: be good.

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00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, we all know the Alabama or Alabama Fuck nah,

812
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 4: never mind, it's okay.

813
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: Bye.

814
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 4: This week on the Patreon, Carl and Issan discussed the

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