Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yah, yai, hi yi, what's going on?
Speaker 3: It's Marie and it's Sydney. You know who it is.
Speaker 3: You know who it is. Well, actually we don't sound
Speaker 3: like raspy men tonight are today?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much? Yeah, we sound good. I mean
Speaker 2: I don't know your voice is coming back. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I was a little worried. I was like, is she
Speaker 2: getting sick?
Speaker 3: She something's on her on her palpits or what do
Speaker 3: you call it?
Speaker 2: You say palpits? I don't think that.
Speaker 3: What is it called nudes nodes? Yeah, it's something on
Speaker 3: that or vocal cords. Yeah, something was going on with
Speaker 3: your vocal cords. I was getting worried.
Speaker 2: It happens every year, dude.
Speaker 3: Also, I feel like it's still I still kind of
Speaker 3: hear it, Like, is this how I sound all the time?
Speaker 2: No, it sounds a lot clearer today.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well you sound a lot clearer today too,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you. I'm trying, guys, I am. I'm
Speaker 1: excited for this episode. I feel like, just you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like we haven't sat and talked for a moment.
Speaker 3: We haven't it really, it's honestly, you've been so busy,
Speaker 3: you've been shading me.
Speaker 2: You won't write me back? What what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Did I not right to back?
Speaker 2: I'm like, did it happen?
Speaker 3: I know Marie has me on do not disturb? I don't, Yes,
Speaker 3: you do, Marie. Look I'll show you right now. Look ready, look,
Speaker 3: hold on, let me let me get to it. See
Speaker 3: there's no moon next to your name. Only people with
Speaker 3: the moon are on.
Speaker 2: Do not disturb? Well, just another group chat that you
Speaker 2: happen to be. Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, I do feel like you see my message and
Speaker 3: you're like, I'll look at this later.
Speaker 2: I mean sometimes you'd be saying things and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, like that didn't need to be a text. Why, Marie?
Speaker 3: You know how I am. I tell you how I feel.
Speaker 3: I text you just to text.
Speaker 1: This is what's let's talk about yesterday when I was
Speaker 1: like I saw your text and was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna read it outloud?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, Sidney at one thirty three pm just finished.
Speaker 1: I'm headed to seventeenth Street to see Adrian. She wants
Speaker 1: to grab something to eat. Do you want to meet
Speaker 1: at Crossroads? Which is where I buy my second hand clothes?
Speaker 1: I said I'm at crossroads now. Sidney said, yeah, question Mark.
Speaker 1: I didn't respond to that. I didn't even I didn't
Speaker 1: even click it. I just was like, oh, yeah, question Mark.
Speaker 1: What is the proper response to yeah, question Mark? I
Speaker 1: told you where I was.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You could have just been like cool, yeah, question Mark.
Speaker 1: And I was gonna say yes, and you're gonna say okay,
Speaker 1: and I was gonna say cool.
Speaker 3: Like that what and then you wrote me back hours later?
Speaker 3: Would you write I.
Speaker 1: Didn't find anything. I'm going back to Brooklyn to go
Speaker 1: grocery shopping now, and and you were like really, just
Speaker 1: like this way and then you called me because you
Speaker 1: were like, oh.
Speaker 2: She's not responding. Yeah, Well, you know what it is.
Speaker 3: Me and Marie's relationship is I'm the big bubble and
Speaker 3: she's like the one line.
Speaker 2: I'm always the one line. I'm the fucking bubble on bubble.
Speaker 1: And then like another follow up, and then another follow
Speaker 1: up and then like yes, like dude, I don't have
Speaker 1: time to You could have just sent this in a.
Speaker 3: Power and it makes Marie so frustrated. But I'm this,
Speaker 3: I do. This is what I've been doing.
Speaker 1: Honestly, truly speaking, You're not that annoying, like I have
Speaker 1: I have another friend who every bubble is a different
Speaker 1: thought and it'll be in the same minute.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't have I don't have time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like my phone just keeps vibrating and I hate
Speaker 1: that when it vibrates, vibrates, vibrates, Vibratey.
Speaker 3: How would I describe Marie through text? She is a concise,
Speaker 3: shady person.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I mean, I sent you a
Speaker 2: little paragraph.
Speaker 3: There no if Marie writes me a paragraph, she's pissed
Speaker 3: off about something, and she got an attitude thank you.
Speaker 2: And now she does these little voice memos. Are you
Speaker 2: guys on this? She's send me a little voice thing.
Speaker 3: You hold the little microphone and you record what you're saying,
Speaker 3: and then you send it and then it goes away
Speaker 3: and she's like, girl, I don't have time. Da da
Speaker 3: da da da, And then that's the end of the
Speaker 3: voice mad. I was like, well, you could have text that, mm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I just like holding the button and saying
Speaker 2: what I need to say.
Speaker 3: I just want to let y'all know that when I
Speaker 3: text Marie, it's almost like I'm texting sood I like,
Speaker 3: and I'm just scared to write the wrong thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, what it is you think about what you're saying?
Speaker 2: Oh hard?
Speaker 3: Yes, Sometimes I'm like, yo, I don't know how Marie's
Speaker 3: gonna interpret this, or she's gonna think it's corny.
Speaker 1: Like girl stopped texting me, like I'm busy. You never
Speaker 1: said girl stop texting me. Yeah, but I've never said
Speaker 1: I'm busy. I just won't respond because I'm busy, right,
Speaker 1: whatever that is crazy you are.
Speaker 2: You're making me sound like a psycho. You're not.
Speaker 1: No, I'm the psycho because I'm obviously I'm so tired
Speaker 1: of much about what I text.
Speaker 3: Of course you don't because you're writing the one line, bitch.
Speaker 3: Somebody can write you.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: There's been so many nights where I've like poured my
Speaker 3: heart to Murray and she's like, yeah, girl, okay, see
Speaker 3: you tomorrow by or she'll just put an emoji.
Speaker 1: I love an emoji, one with the little the monocle.
Speaker 1: And he's like he's thinking, yeah, that's me judging you. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll said.
Speaker 2: They were like I never had a little sister, my sister,
Speaker 2: I love you, your your best, You're so inspiring.
Speaker 1: Trying to go to bed and we're like, I'll send
Speaker 1: a cat that's laughing with tears.
Speaker 2: Yes, so fucking rude, dude. So are you gonna try
Speaker 2: to be better at texting?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: What does that mean? I think this is just who
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 3: I'm at a certain age where you know this is
Speaker 3: what it is and I just gotta take it in.
Speaker 1: So then why are you thinking about it so hard?
Speaker 1: If this is who you are and I've known you.
Speaker 2: For four cool last years, then your anniversary is coming up?
Speaker 2: Do you know what good day is? It's a aniversary.
Speaker 1: When is our anniversary? Because I don't know the date,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look on Facebook. Wow, Facebook's like you.
Speaker 2: Guys have been friends for this long?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there'll be one dusty ass picture of me
Speaker 3: and my wig is all slanted and I'm like.
Speaker 2: That's the picture you pick? Facebook, You shady ass horror.
Speaker 2: When were you an expert in this week? This week?
Speaker 3: I was an expert at just taking care of my body.
Speaker 1: Okay, I got up early. I've been trying to dick.
Speaker 3: Early on any dick this week today Wednesday, It's been
Speaker 3: aendicless week.
Speaker 2: Really, You've been so good. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of you Honestly, I am I really.
Speaker 2: Really not getting dick. You're proud of me getting.
Speaker 3: No, I'm proud of you getting it because it was
Speaker 3: so long where you were like, yeah, your va was like.
Speaker 2: We need water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, was the old lady in Titana dropping ruby Ruby.
Speaker 2: That's how delusion of that bitch was. That's that's what
Speaker 2: my my my pussy was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so no, I got I'm trying to get to
Speaker 1: bed earlier so I.
Speaker 2: Can get up early to run. And I did that.
Speaker 2: I got a power for a run. I did some
Speaker 2: push ups.
Speaker 1: Okay, I did some squats because I want my butt
Speaker 1: to just you guys can't see what I'm doing, but
Speaker 1: I'm making it seem like it's sitting up. And then
Speaker 1: I went to dinner with this guy yesterday at like
Speaker 1: a three or four dollars signed restaurant because you know,
Speaker 1: I googled it and it was good. I have the
Speaker 1: fish he think I was. The waiter was like, it's
Speaker 1: similar to like a prens you know texture. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's what I want. I want the thing that's kind of.
Speaker 2: Like and they had a little garnish and a lemon
Speaker 2: on the side. It was so good. If you get
Speaker 2: the limon and the garnish. That place is the list
Speaker 2: there was great. It was like a salad that.
Speaker 1: Was like I don't even know what what the whole
Speaker 1: type of salad it was.
Speaker 3: It's like a little vinegrette. It was a different type
Speaker 3: of grass. It was not it was not type of lettuce.
Speaker 3: It was a different type of lettuce.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was like, are these are hearts?
Speaker 1: I didn't even know what it was? Okay, okay, is
Speaker 1: this mint? It was very good? And then like some
Speaker 1: little like pasta ball you deserve. And then we had
Speaker 1: two desserts because we had nochi he had.
Speaker 3: I knew it's niggas yo yo you with the right
Speaker 3: type of dude. Man, I like him already one more time,
Speaker 3: Naoki niggas. I think it's just yok No, you're not.
Speaker 3: I can't do it. That's why I'm too poor. That's
Speaker 3: why exactly I can't even pronounce it. I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: poor too, Okay. And then we had two desserts. Wow,
Speaker 3: two desserts. He's definitely trying to do anal or suck
Speaker 3: your toes. I mean he could, he could suck my toes.
Speaker 3: But I feel like if he's gonna suck my toes.
Speaker 3: You gotta pay for me to get them done first.
Speaker 3: Oh right, a thirty dollars predicura sist. This is me
Speaker 3: self care. Okay, I was an expert on you want
Speaker 3: to get a little fish Little fishes pedicule. Yes, I
Speaker 3: want the little fish to eat the dits.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah that's what she did. Yeah, you deserve it.
Speaker 2: That is he cute? Where's he from? How tall is he? Okay?
Speaker 2: So he's tall.
Speaker 3: Also, I feel like he listens to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Does he got a nice body for me? That's fine?
Speaker 2: Listen listening to the podcast.
Speaker 3: That's what they like to do. Listen, it's fine. They
Speaker 3: have to they need tall. He was like six three
Speaker 3: or something like, oh wow, woa wow wow. What the
Speaker 3: face look like?
Speaker 2: The face look like? Who would play him in a movie?
Speaker 2: Channing Tatum if he lost it all? Yeah? Maybe okay,
Speaker 2: like a less rugged, squishier Channing. I'm not gonna bring
Speaker 2: him to no shows.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're not gonna see him all right because
Speaker 1: it soups cash.
Speaker 2: But we are going to the opera this week. You
Speaker 2: know what. I like what you're doing. Man, you heard
Speaker 2: that the opera? Listen girls.
Speaker 3: Listen, girls, don't don't live through me, live through Marie.
Speaker 2: Let's get you a nigga. Yeah, Sidney, what were you
Speaker 2: an expert in this week?
Speaker 3: Oh? Man, I was an expert in thinking my ass
Speaker 3: was a model.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 3: People have been hitting me up to do stuff, and
Speaker 3: I'm just like, dude, I'm not a fucking model because
Speaker 3: I go and set and I see real models that
Speaker 3: ain't got no personality, who dead inside, who literally this
Speaker 3: is all their life. And they come in and they.
Speaker 1: Got that face like they got that face like this
Speaker 1: is paying my rent face, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like everything from their nails, they fucking skin. You just
Speaker 3: know they take care of themselves because this is their
Speaker 3: money maker.
Speaker 2: Bitch.
Speaker 3: You know, I will drink water twice a week, but
Speaker 3: you use like toner and moisturized. That's the stuff on
Speaker 3: the outside. You gotta take your ship within. Like these models.
Speaker 3: You know that they like eat a certain type of grass.
Speaker 3: Models also don't really eat. They like split a pea
Speaker 3: and they get like a certain type of ab but
Speaker 3: almen to like help their skin out. Like these people work,
Speaker 3: this is what they do, and I just come in
Speaker 3: with my personality and I'm making fun of everybody, And
Speaker 3: I'm laughing and they're looking at me like, is she
Speaker 3: the hairdresser?
Speaker 2: She here to you hair? Who is she?
Speaker 3: Is she supposed to be on st I'm like, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I'm here. No, yes, I'm telling you I'm.
Speaker 2: Not model models like for real models or they like.
Speaker 3: No for real for real models like tall, like their
Speaker 3: body is on point. They ain't got no backfat like
Speaker 3: they models.
Speaker 1: You don't have any backfat sucking in a lot, but yeah,
Speaker 1: what sucking your back dude? You can literally only suck
Speaker 1: the front end.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking frustrating because you see them in every
Speaker 3: fucking shot, not one of them is off.
Speaker 1: They look good and everything in the city is photo
Speaker 1: jak af.
Speaker 2: And she's like everything looks good. No, shut up.
Speaker 3: Every time I take a picture, I'm like, yo, that
Speaker 3: that one year when where I did meth, you could
Speaker 3: see a little bit that.
Speaker 2: Now it was a year afore.
Speaker 3: You didn't met for a year now, but it was
Speaker 3: one time by the side.
Speaker 1: Wow, we start out hot, Oh my god, we started
Speaker 1: out fucking hot.
Speaker 2: Man, you're starting hot? Shit? Why did I say that?
Speaker 2: See this? Why I don't write you this?
Speaker 3: Why I don't text you because I say certain things
Speaker 3: that i'm I'm like, I know you judging me.
Speaker 2: Shit. Everyone listening is like Sidney did meth for.
Speaker 3: A year, not a year, guys. It was like it
Speaker 3: was meth adjacent. It wasn't even like real myth. So
Speaker 3: you did diet myth, synthetic mess cologne meth? Yeah? No,
Speaker 3: really break it down, how many how long?
Speaker 2: Anyway? I was in this.
Speaker 3: I was at this photo shoot and everybody was so
Speaker 3: well put together, and everybody had their moves, and I
Speaker 3: was just like there and I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: want to smile.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do I.
Speaker 3: Want to smile. The photographer asked me, can you flip
Speaker 3: your hair? And I said, no, sir, this is not
Speaker 3: the type of hair that flips. It has one lips.
Speaker 3: If it flips, it's flipping off. So I will not
Speaker 3: be doing any flips. You like, can you do like
Speaker 3: something with your hair? I said, no, this is what
Speaker 3: it looks like. It's not the flip. This don't move.
Speaker 2: This stays the way it is. You got a brush
Speaker 2: on site? What's up? It was a mess? Can you
Speaker 2: flip your hair?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I was like, this is what my white photographers, Can
Speaker 3: you just like, you know, act like the wind is
Speaker 3: hitting it. No, dude, when the wind hits it in
Speaker 3: real life, the whole thing is coming off.
Speaker 2: No dude. It was rough.
Speaker 1: I remember when I would wear wigs and one day
Speaker 1: it was really winny and I just tied two pieces
Speaker 1: of the wig under my chin, like literally just like
Speaker 1: little Jewish curls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I didn't want the wig to come off.
Speaker 3: It didn't have any combes in it.
Speaker 2: Anyway. It did nothing for my confidence.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think I want to do
Speaker 3: this again, but I may five hundred thous so you
Speaker 3: will do it again. I mean, there's no way you're not.
Speaker 3: If they if they call me back and say, yeah,
Speaker 3: we will have you.
Speaker 2: I'll do it. Where are these photos going to appear?
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 3: It's just a whole bunch of photographers come and it's
Speaker 3: kind of like like a test shoot, things that teach
Speaker 3: them how to do different lightings and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: They had me in a JC Pinnings evening gown. I
Speaker 3: looked crazy.
Speaker 2: It was fine. It was I'm not showing nobody. How
Speaker 2: long were you there for?
Speaker 3: I was there for a couple hours. The makeup was trash,
Speaker 3: it was fine whatever, but you looked great. Speaking of
Speaker 3: something that's not trash, speaking of something that's outstanding, speaking
Speaker 3: of myth our guest today, guest today, would never would
Speaker 3: not even will never never been in a town that
Speaker 3: has meth at all.
Speaker 1: Shan't ever. I mean she in Brooklyn. Now, I feel like, no,
Speaker 1: they don't do math here. They don't, but it's the
Speaker 1: new Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: It's white people here now, so they might do meth here.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: She's a comic that has done our show before, she's
Speaker 1: done my radio.
Speaker 2: She's great. She's a writer, she's a.
Speaker 1: She's a lover, she's a homie, she's a sister, she's
Speaker 1: a friend.
Speaker 2: Yes, she's a philanthropist. She's a world traveler because she
Speaker 2: travels a lot. Okay, and she got the hat to
Speaker 2: prove it. Okay, she's wearing a Panama today.
Speaker 3: She is our global expert expert giving up for Casey.
Speaker 5: By s waved just so everybody at home knows, nice voice, Casey.
Speaker 1: Case you've been sitting here for a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: I feel about the things that you've heard today.
Speaker 2: I mean, we've covered a lot. Math is fun.
Speaker 5: Have you no no, no, no, no, no. I mean I
Speaker 5: just think learning secrets is fun.
Speaker 2: So Sydney is good her secret, she's so good.
Speaker 5: So like I didn't know that there was a meth
Speaker 5: adjacent I didn't know that that was a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, actually adderall is like another type of meth amphetamine.
Speaker 2: I did hear that. Yeah it is.
Speaker 5: Don't tell half the comics like that.
Speaker 3: It's it's like, yeah, it's like myth. That's why it
Speaker 3: keeps you up. That's why you stay focused. So I
Speaker 3: say the same thing, same thing, but no, but that's
Speaker 3: what you crush up the adderall and you sniff.
Speaker 2: It and then like, why is the coke orange? Some
Speaker 2: people do that.
Speaker 1: Why is the coke orange? I don't know, no idea.
Speaker 1: I've never taken adderall. I just stay up.
Speaker 2: It's trash. I don't do it.
Speaker 5: I had to do it when I like was like
Speaker 5: in high school when I was like diagnosed with age.
Speaker 3: Kids stay in school and don't do drugs because there's
Speaker 3: kids listening.
Speaker 2: Guys, thank you and mother, you did you had.
Speaker 5: Had like I was prescribed had like I had like ADHD,
Speaker 5: which really only meant like I had I could take
Speaker 5: unto untimed tests. Which was the best because there's just
Speaker 5: a bunch of us that would be like just running
Speaker 5: around the gym like not.
Speaker 2: But you don't anymore. No, no, no, I don't do
Speaker 2: any of that stuff anymore. You grown.
Speaker 5: But you know what, here's the thing I really wish
Speaker 5: I like, I like, I really wish I got into
Speaker 5: pills more.
Speaker 3: No, dude, No, you don't spoken like a true quite.
Speaker 3: First of all, pills are mad expensive. I know it
Speaker 3: has a lot of money. Seems like oxy cotton. You
Speaker 3: gotta have good health care.
Speaker 5: I would never My sister's a nurse and she's just
Speaker 5: like she basically is like that. The company like they
Speaker 5: could give two fucks. There was all this stuff out
Speaker 5: in America. They basically now they're selling it in Europe
Speaker 5: with without any of the warnings. But they're yeah, they're
Speaker 5: they're dealing heroin to people can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's terrible, and that oxy in anything if you
Speaker 3: like hurt your knee, if you like have a surgery,
Speaker 3: they just throwing that ship. What happens on my west right,
Speaker 3: Opio waitsoids because he.
Speaker 2: Was like I got light bob suction for y'all, and
Speaker 2: I was like, you're so fat.
Speaker 5: Also, there was not one single person that was like nobody.
Speaker 5: I have never had any conversations with anybody that are
Speaker 5: like Kanye should you know, need get a couple of
Speaker 5: squish out?
Speaker 3: Just just press on those squish you know when you
Speaker 3: put a pimple and you like squeeze it in some
Speaker 3: of the stuff out.
Speaker 1: No, think I'm not respecting a man who gets light bo.
Speaker 2: I just feel like you're a man.
Speaker 1: You should You should work out because you change your
Speaker 1: diets easier for you to lose weight.
Speaker 5: It's proven like a guy goes on a diet for
Speaker 5: a week and he's like a new person. A woman
Speaker 5: goes on a diet for two years and is like,
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess I feel okay, I.
Speaker 2: Guess I guess I lost a pound of water weight.
Speaker 3: Crazy because listen, we get these guys such a hard
Speaker 3: time because they were like, oh, you don't put any
Speaker 3: time into looking good. You're just throwing that dusty sneaker
Speaker 3: and a terrible shirt and you got no abs.
Speaker 2: That's what the West is.
Speaker 3: Yes, So now if they want to get lightpo what
Speaker 3: you gotta do. Man, if you're gonna take that hairline
Speaker 3: while you're at it, No, if you're.
Speaker 5: Gonna but if you're gonna get liposuction, as a man,
Speaker 5: I don't want to hear about it.
Speaker 1: Just quietly you be like I'm going on a retreat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going on a work tree.
Speaker 2: Tell us you're in rehab. Don't tell me you're getting
Speaker 2: plastic shirt, plastic surgery.
Speaker 3: Tell us about it on TMZ. Wow, a man's really
Speaker 3: got to be a man. It's like, don't speak about
Speaker 3: your life boat, especially because it.
Speaker 5: Was on TMZ, which is like the trashiest one. Like yeah,
Speaker 5: it's like going to give this whole interview and be
Speaker 5: like and be like I was this was hard for me,
Speaker 5: Like I'd have some but the fact that he busted
Speaker 5: into the TMZ office in then a sweatsuit, yes, and
Speaker 5: it's like problem. His nipples were like pointy under their shirt.
Speaker 2: It was like, do what kind of fabric you want?
Speaker 2: Is that not a cotton blend?
Speaker 1: Anyways, you're he's also a millionaire, like he can afford
Speaker 1: to pay like a chef and a trainer, and like
Speaker 1: he could have lost that weight.
Speaker 2: You could have invited TMZ to his house.
Speaker 1: He's he's just no need to bust in anyways, busting
Speaker 1: into la offices.
Speaker 2: Yes, you travel a lot.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 5: I have traveled. I did get this hat on the
Speaker 5: street in New York just so, but it doesn't like
Speaker 5: it though. It doesn't look like a street at all.
Speaker 5: This was like a hungover hat. Where I was walking
Speaker 5: to work. I was like, I need to cover more
Speaker 5: of my face.
Speaker 2: It looks so good. It's a really cute panic hat.
Speaker 2: Thanks very much, short what you paid for ten bucks?
Speaker 2: That's good. T J Crew was selling them last year
Speaker 2: for like six Remember when you when I went to
Speaker 2: go check it out for.
Speaker 5: You got to do all the hats from those street
Speaker 5: guys hats and sunglasses. I feel, oh, yes, then you
Speaker 5: can at least like play around and have.
Speaker 2: Like fun ones. But then they look like, you know,
Speaker 2: the designer ones look cool. It's fun to play with.
Speaker 1: Also, you can't play with you can't pay what they
Speaker 1: tell you to pay, like Sydney does.
Speaker 2: Oh you okay, So let's get into this gullible thing.
Speaker 2: So are you so? Are you somebody who haggles at
Speaker 2: all when you pay for things?
Speaker 5: I go I always go into things being like I'm
Speaker 5: gonna get them, and then they're just like like literally
Speaker 5: even yesterday, no, two days ago. There's a record guy,
Speaker 5: a guy selling records on the corner of like records
Speaker 5: like full on like classic, like he had all this.
Speaker 5: I got caught there was I saw Dirty Dancing and
Speaker 5: I was like, I know all those songs. It's like
Speaker 5: fun oldies. They also have like a new Kids on
Speaker 5: the Block record, which I was like, let's go, let's
Speaker 5: gonna getting Oh yeah, So I got caught with Dirty
Speaker 5: Dancing thinking because you know, when you go buy records,
Speaker 5: it's so like I know that it's trendy now, but
Speaker 5: they'll be like five dollars like something like that.
Speaker 2: How much is a record?
Speaker 5: Yeah, this guy was sold. I bought two records and
Speaker 5: he I like it was embarrass sam, like forty dollars
Speaker 5: for two records on the street on the.
Speaker 3: Way street records that probably has lice, How dare you?
Speaker 2: They were dusty?
Speaker 5: They were dusty, and because the thing is like I
Speaker 5: was kind of going in there being like, no, no,
Speaker 5: I'll give this guy twenty five dollars at the most,
Speaker 5: and he literally said forty and I was like, here
Speaker 5: you go, like I have seen every intention of trying
Speaker 5: to stand up for myself and like walk away. But
Speaker 5: then he says it, and it's like I almost feel
Speaker 5: like I don't know what I feel. I feel like
Speaker 5: I can't I don't know. I'm like I just like
Speaker 5: I I honestly am just like this was the price
Speaker 5: they must be.
Speaker 2: Don't just hand them my cash. Don't be sad. Don't
Speaker 2: be sad for them. They're hustling people I know. And
Speaker 2: this guy was clearly like, no, no to spell. Those
Speaker 2: records are not his records. He found them.
Speaker 5: He probably also bought the record. Like No, these were
Speaker 5: like they were actually like good like the other plasks.
Speaker 5: They didn't look like, they didn't smell like they had
Speaker 5: been sitting in like somebody's dead basement for a while.
Speaker 5: Like they were like had the plastic and all this stuff.
Speaker 5: But I was also like, this guy seemed to touch autistic.
Speaker 5: Like I heard him try to sell this children's record
Speaker 5: to a man for one hundred dollars and that man, well,
Speaker 5: that's a great man.
Speaker 2: Autism. I want that selling autism selling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that man walked away. That man walked away
Speaker 5: with one record that he whittled down to like fifteen.
Speaker 5: And then here I am like, how much did you
Speaker 5: like fifteen? You get a different one? And I paid
Speaker 5: forty dollars for uh for two records? Do you have
Speaker 5: a record player?
Speaker 2: Even I have a record for dollars?
Speaker 4: Case this couch on a Monday? No, no, no, hold on,
Speaker 4: hold on forty dollars on a Monday. Actually, to do
Speaker 4: the podcast, the guests have to pay us fifty dollars each.
Speaker 2: So that'll be you.
Speaker 5: Guys were like, you pay your own your own way
Speaker 5: here and then for the exposure.
Speaker 3: I will imagine if you charged guests to be on
Speaker 3: a podcasts, they wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: Crazy. I feel like we could have charged Casey. I
Speaker 2: would have been like, you, guys, lunch, what's happening? I
Speaker 2: wasn't running late. I would have stopped with the Brenzino.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah wait wait, how did you say it the
Speaker 2: first time? Oki? That's how I want to say it now, Skyk,
Speaker 2: I mean, g in there. It sounds like a nail lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you get the corner of my thumb because
Speaker 1: it looks like you missed this? So are you usually
Speaker 1: bad with money?
Speaker 2: Then? Like when yes, okay, so I it's so hard.
Speaker 5: I literally I have pet I mean the one good
Speaker 5: thing I'll say that I have going for me. Is
Speaker 5: that I never got a credit card because I know
Speaker 5: how impulsive I am, and I knew that I would be.
Speaker 2: I knew that I would fuck myself for life.
Speaker 5: So it's like I never I had myself for life,
Speaker 5: myself alive, myself alive.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 5: That'll be my theme song when I when I was
Speaker 5: in college, I got a gap card because I was
Speaker 5: on supervised one day and.
Speaker 2: I used it.
Speaker 5: Was like instead of doing laundry, I was like, guess
Speaker 5: I've got some cakes, you know, like, and I would
Speaker 5: just fucking run that ship up. I had a five
Speaker 5: hundred dollars balance on that for about three years until
Speaker 5: one year for my birthday, my parents paid it off
Speaker 5: for me because I was literally I wasn't like that
Speaker 5: was like they came together and were like, this has
Speaker 5: gotta be But I literally left the balance on there
Speaker 5: for years and then does it go up?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I had an Angel's card, bitch.
Speaker 5: They were oh the Victorias secrets or they don't play
Speaker 5: no games, No they don't, and that's and then that's
Speaker 5: on your credit toun and you're like, how like I
Speaker 5: can't buy a house because of.
Speaker 3: Panties, Like it's two hundred dollars, literally just two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's terrible. I've never gotten a store card insane,
Speaker 2: I know, I know, and it was literally got us. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just I was like, I have to be supervised.
Speaker 5: If I had a credit card, I would need like
Speaker 5: somebody to be sewn to me to be like, don't
Speaker 5: spend that.
Speaker 2: Well, what made you get the Gap card?
Speaker 5: I was just in coll and I was like, I
Speaker 5: think I was there somebody on camp like I was
Speaker 5: about to buy like a T shirt, and they're like,
Speaker 5: why don't you just sign up for the car to
Speaker 5: get twenty percent off everything today? And I was like yeah,
Speaker 5: and then just grabbed more everything, grabbed pants and everything.
Speaker 2: To be in a certain place to let somebody scam
Speaker 2: you in fucking the gap especially for like coolotte pants,
Speaker 2: like for like yellow like capri pants, some pants, for
Speaker 2: stuff that you don't even wear it.
Speaker 5: I couldn't even tell you. I don't even think I
Speaker 5: wore it that much then, like I used to Gap
Speaker 5: wasn't even cool though, No it was, but I was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I was like I didn't know. I was just like
Speaker 5: a couple of like it just felt like it was free,
Speaker 5: like I just felt like I was kind of felt.
Speaker 2: Like being a grown up. Like I was like, charge it,
Speaker 2: you know, and I was like, I see people do this,
Speaker 2: My mom do this cigarette.
Speaker 5: I had my own water bottle full of cop and
Speaker 5: like I had the reusable like giant Starbucks, saying though,
Speaker 5: I just I thought it was a grown up thing
Speaker 5: to do.
Speaker 2: So I got it and then yeah, it was miserable.
Speaker 2: But so I've never got a credit.
Speaker 5: Card because I've always always been impulsive with money, because
Speaker 5: I'm always I'm very much like, gratify me now, you know, do.
Speaker 2: You Is that how you are in the bedroom too,
Speaker 2: Gratify me now.
Speaker 5: I'm like closing my eyes and let's just all get
Speaker 5: there gratifying gratify me now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So does that mean you carry just cash now?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: I When I have cash, though, it's dangerous because like
Speaker 5: I said, it's like even showtime, showtime, and even if
Speaker 5: I'm like I'm not paying attention today, they start flipping
Speaker 5: and they catch that dirty hat in their mouth, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, this deserves at least a dollar. You know.
Speaker 1: Every time someone gets on the train and starts dancing
Speaker 1: or asks for money.
Speaker 5: I at least give them. I at least try to
Speaker 5: give them my attention if I don't have a dollar.
Speaker 5: But I mean I've given them money and not even
Speaker 5: taken the fruits. Next too, like I've given them and
Speaker 5: I've taken the fruits necks, and I've given them money
Speaker 5: and not taken the fruits.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, when I have cash, it's it's it's bad.
Speaker 5: It's like I like, like I told you on the radio,
Speaker 5: like I've gone to the bank to pull out cash
Speaker 5: to give money to a homeless per So that guy
Speaker 5: that I saw that was crying and then once I
Speaker 5: got closer, you got got with the homeless tears. I
Speaker 5: got got with the homeless tears. Like the I walk wind,
Speaker 5: He's like, please, somebody help me, Please, somebody help me.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's not gonna help this man. So
Speaker 2: I walked into a bank that wasn't even my own,
Speaker 2: so I had to pay a fifty.
Speaker 5: He was just when I got closer, he was yellow
Speaker 5: like he was a legit alcoholic. I told you his face, No, no,
Speaker 5: his face was like he was like yellow color. No,
Speaker 5: he was like this old white man and he was
Speaker 5: crying and he felt bad.
Speaker 2: White man. I felt bad because he was asking for help.
Speaker 5: This is the thing, is like, I can't make eye
Speaker 5: contact or listen to your story because I will like
Speaker 5: I'm like, okay.
Speaker 2: You know we're quite poor contact keep her right contact.
Speaker 2: If you guys were on the train, how much money
Speaker 2: did you give you this this dirty drunk we I.
Speaker 3: Gave him ten dollars And when I got close, do
Speaker 3: you have that you could get tens out of?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I got a in the hood.
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: I went to a teller.
Speaker 5: I got twenty out of the ATM waited in line
Speaker 5: to break it into ten.
Speaker 2: Kasey, how do you have the time? This is New
Speaker 2: York City, We're busy. How do you have time to
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 3: I don't know where I was going. Girl, you had
Speaker 3: your whole day was free. I must have been never
Speaker 3: give homeless people money. And when I was in college,
Speaker 3: I was legit, like a homeless magnet. And I remember
Speaker 3: my friend dropped me off at the train station and
Speaker 3: this guy was like asking for money. And she called
Speaker 3: me and was like, Marie, here's X amount of dollars,
Speaker 3: get him something to eat for McDonald's. So I'm like, great,
Speaker 3: me and this homeless man walking to McDonald's together, like
Speaker 3: we're on a date and I'm like, well, what do
Speaker 3: you want?
Speaker 2: And he was like.
Speaker 1: I don't really see anything here that I want. I
Speaker 1: was like, we're at McDonald's and you're not hungry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're trying to me that your body is a temple.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He was exactly like a dusty brown temple.
Speaker 1: He was like, my family's up the road, and like,
Speaker 1: I feel like if you gave me the cash, I
Speaker 1: can get something to eat with them up the road.
Speaker 2: Yeah, up the road. I was like, oh, so they're home.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, they're home. Yeah, they So you have a
Speaker 2: place to stay. I know I had.
Speaker 5: There are times when I'll be like, use my use
Speaker 5: my better judgment. Because there was this guy that was
Speaker 5: standing outside of like a dollar pizza slice and I
Speaker 5: was going in to get a pizza and he was like,
Speaker 5: just a dollar for some food, please, like just like
Speaker 5: he was on this loop. And I was like, this
Speaker 5: guy's just a dollar food please, And I was like,
Speaker 5: I'll buy you a slice of pizza, and he like
Speaker 5: it like he was too fucked up that they couldn't
Speaker 5: even compute, Like he was like just a dollar for
Speaker 5: some food. And I was like, I'll buy you a
Speaker 5: slice of pizza. And I was like nice at first,
Speaker 5: and he's like I just need a dollar for some
Speaker 5: I was like, do you want a pizza or not?
Speaker 5: And I just like walk And then that was like
Speaker 5: the time when I was like that was like the
Speaker 5: roughest I've ever been because I was like, this is
Speaker 5: this is a clear thing, like at a certain point,
Speaker 5: this guy is gonna have to just take the pizza
Speaker 5: and fake it, you know, I mean, because it's like
Speaker 5: you're standing literally outside of a pizza place when I'd
Speaker 5: say most people would be like, I'll buy you a
Speaker 5: dollar slice.
Speaker 1: I think you just like you can't have a conversation
Speaker 1: with them. You have to just bring them the slice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then if they.
Speaker 3: Try to reason with these people, you can't reason with
Speaker 3: them because to them, listen, they are at rock bottom.
Speaker 3: They'll say anything, they'll do anything to get the fucking
Speaker 3: cash money. At the point, you don't know how any
Speaker 3: dix he'll suck for for a dollar.
Speaker 5: He honestly you don't even know it was, yeah, because
Speaker 5: he didn't even seem to compute anything. So I'm sure
Speaker 5: that there's just been things they just know that that's on.
Speaker 5: It's on rotation, like it's on rotation.
Speaker 3: Dollar?
Speaker 2: Can I have a dollar? Yeah? What's the most money
Speaker 2: you've ever given somebody?
Speaker 5: You mean you don't know, I mean the ten was Oh,
Speaker 5: the guy, the baby formula guy gave him thirty six,
Speaker 5: thirty five or thirty six dollars.
Speaker 2: Baby formulas tell tell the people's yes.
Speaker 5: So this is which then I heard is a racket
Speaker 5: because you guys told me that it's this whole thing
Speaker 5: where these guys they have you buy baby formula.
Speaker 2: They say that they This guy told me he had
Speaker 2: an AIDS baby and he needed hit you with the
Speaker 2: AIDS baby. With AIDS baby, he told me.
Speaker 3: He told me.
Speaker 5: He told me that he was displaced from the Florida
Speaker 5: to hurricanes, which didn't even really displace people, and that
Speaker 5: they brought him to New York. And Robbie was like,
Speaker 5: do you know how many places in the middle of
Speaker 5: Florida are dirt cheap? There was no way they would
Speaker 5: be like, oh, you lost your home in Miami, let's
Speaker 5: send you the expensive place.
Speaker 2: You your wife and your aid's baby, let's go.
Speaker 5: So he So I was walking from New York Comedy
Speaker 5: Club and it was like minute and I told her
Speaker 5: I was like listening to a murder podcast anyway.
Speaker 2: So with somebody that approached it, I was like, I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know listening. I can't listen to
Speaker 2: a murder podcast, I know by myself. And so he
Speaker 2: was just kind of like she wanted down. Yeah, unless
Speaker 2: you're like he's ready. She seems like she's ready. Seems
Speaker 2: like she's rid.
Speaker 5: My key the keys thing. I just have a bag
Speaker 5: full of change and just checking them. So comes up
Speaker 5: and he's like, hey, I'm not gonna ask you for money.
Speaker 5: He's like, I just He's like, this is my story.
Speaker 5: He's like, you know, I'm a I'm a bricklayer by trade.
Speaker 5: Which then Robbie's like he's like Game of Thrones. He's like,
Speaker 5: I'm a brick layer by trade. He's like, I make
Speaker 5: seventy five dollars an hour in Florida. He's like, we
Speaker 5: got displace here. They moved us from Brookly, Like, I
Speaker 5: mean he had everything. That's not enough in Miami. Just
Speaker 5: sorry about an hour is a lot of money. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And he's like, I pay for the He's like a lawyer.
Speaker 5: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: He's like, you know I've paid into social screen my
Speaker 2: whole life. I don't know where it is.
Speaker 5: He even showed me this is where then I'm an idiot.
Speaker 5: He showed me his New York state I deep like
Speaker 5: or Medicaid card or something like that, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I was able to pay for that, but that's why
Speaker 5: I was like. But also in my head now I'm like,
Speaker 5: you mean you've been here long enough to apply for medicaid,
Speaker 5: because like I have medica. I know how long that
Speaker 5: shit takes in yourself a minute and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 5: it takes a while.
Speaker 2: And see his address? What was that adress?
Speaker 5: He kept telling me the addresses like you can go
Speaker 5: visit me. I'm in sweet and I should have written
Speaker 5: down because at first I was kind.
Speaker 2: Of like, you was gonna go, well, I was gonna
Speaker 2: maybe check on baby Casey. You were probably like, hey,
Speaker 2: Marie in city, you want to hang out for a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 3: And then you take us to this place like yeah,
Speaker 3: I just needed back up, like they got at me get.
Speaker 5: So yeah, So he takes me, He walks me, He
Speaker 5: tells me, uh, he goes, I need this special formula.
Speaker 5: He has me look it up on my phone, all
Speaker 5: that stuff, and I don't know what he just has
Speaker 5: the name of the formula all this stuff, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 5: I can buy you some food.
Speaker 3: He's like, you don't have any Wi Fi and you're
Speaker 3: looking up stuff for somebody else and for some stranger.
Speaker 5: I'm just I just was looking up. So we eventually
Speaker 5: walked to from New York to the Daine read.
Speaker 2: How many did you and this dirty man walk together? Three?
Speaker 2: An't like the three of the long block chatting with
Speaker 2: me by yourself? Yes.
Speaker 5: We ran into Nico White on the way because they
Speaker 5: were going to New York and I'm like, and yeah,
Speaker 5: I probably did.
Speaker 2: He look at you like hell? He told me no.
Speaker 5: When I told him what happened, He's like, don't do that,
Speaker 5: and I was like, I'm sorry. I just like I
Speaker 5: want to believe that people if people are in like
Speaker 5: you know, because he's like, I hate having to do
Speaker 5: this because I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, the story was so I usually don't do this.
Speaker 2: I hate you're lying they do joice.
Speaker 5: Bud was like, did you just get here? She's like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck is wrong with you? We walked the
Speaker 5: thing because he tells me that he has a problem.
Speaker 5: He's like, no, they have a problem with me. At
Speaker 5: the other one, which I should have been like, but
Speaker 5: at this point, now I've walked. So now we've walked
Speaker 5: into Dwayne and read together. And when I walked in,
Speaker 5: he goes, oh, it's that one there that's missing, but
Speaker 5: you see the price. And then afterwards I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I was like, we can go to the
Speaker 5: other one. He's like, no, they won't let me in there.
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay.
Speaker 3: He's like, did you ask why, Casey? You guys have
Speaker 3: walked for three avenues. He's basically your best friend.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I know he did hug me, but sometimes you don't want.
Speaker 3: To say why because you're just like, I just want
Speaker 3: to get this fucking over with it.
Speaker 2: I just that's when you just go home.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like but at this point, like I'm like,
Speaker 5: now that we've done this, if I walk away, like
Speaker 5: I don't know if I just run or if I
Speaker 5: just I don't know what happened. No, No, it was winter,
Speaker 5: so they were they were they could have been. They
Speaker 5: were close Toedyce.
Speaker 2: Did you have those are terrible running?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, I've heard you can and New York you can't roll.
Speaker 2: You can roll in ankle you know angle.
Speaker 5: Yeah, ugs are now just my like house like the
Speaker 5: ones that I wear. I'm going, Yeah, if I'm just
Speaker 5: going to the.
Speaker 3: There are one hundred and fifty dollars house shoes got
Speaker 3: because I've had them for ten years now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have the same one. That means they look
Speaker 5: oh yeah, that's why I don't wear that. They're literally
Speaker 5: just for if I'm walking to like to get coffee
Speaker 5: in the morning.
Speaker 2: No, those are I'm taking the trash out. Yeah you
Speaker 2: when I lived in La I know, how is that possible?
Speaker 2: That means they smell like gin because they literally have
Speaker 2: like you can say that water spots. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I thought, you know, because I would be I thought
Speaker 5: they look you know, you're wearing like your ugs are
Speaker 5: your like shorts to bartend because it's running outside.
Speaker 2: What are you, Jessica? I was going through things. You're
Speaker 2: still going through that. I'm still going through things. And
Speaker 2: she like me, wait, let me just lets up up.
Speaker 1: This form of the situation because people who are listening
Speaker 1: that don't know because we have a lot of international listeners, Okay.
Speaker 2: Don't talk to these people. So so we go in
Speaker 2: and it's missing.
Speaker 5: So I walk out and I was like I'm really sorry,
Speaker 5: and he's like, I mean, is there because I remember
Speaker 5: he started off as saying, I won't ask you for money,
Speaker 5: bless you, and then I was like listen, I and
Speaker 5: I literally this was also at a point where I
Speaker 5: think I told you.
Speaker 2: I was like so close, I had like just paid it.
Speaker 2: I literally probably I got you. We had no dollars.
Speaker 5: I had paid got fifty dollars first bot, and I
Speaker 5: probably only had like seventy eight dollars in my bank account,
Speaker 5: like I was not.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So all hashtag why women doing bad?
Speaker 1: Of all?
Speaker 2: How much was the formula thirty six, thirty five or
Speaker 2: thirty six? Why is formula so damn expensive? I mean
Speaker 2: because the baby had AIDS?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because that's just this is they find the most
Speaker 5: expensive thing in there so they can return it.
Speaker 2: So I so I go, I hold twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2: I have a question.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is special formula for AIDS baby. I
Speaker 3: think it was just I think he was.
Speaker 1: I think he's just it's like, because you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: allowed to just go into CVS and get AIDS baby.
Speaker 2: I think because he was like, it's this special pharmacy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I should have been able to pick any of
Speaker 5: those formulas up, but he's like, it's this one that's
Speaker 5: missing it up.
Speaker 2: And I was like some pedia shore and called it
Speaker 2: a day. I should have just fucking given him a
Speaker 2: bag of almonds, and they're like some almond million health.
Speaker 3: I don't even No, No, we need to find this
Speaker 3: guy and write a pilot with his nigga because that
Speaker 3: is well thought out story, complicated, story was detailed because
Speaker 3: he's been telling it over it he probably had to
Speaker 3: add things like each person he meets, he's like, okay,
Speaker 3: so now I got to ask him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like she looks like he's mother.
Speaker 5: Based on questions and he at the end of it
Speaker 5: like basically, I go, I have twenty five dollars. This
Speaker 5: is all I can give you. And he's like, you
Speaker 5: can break that fifty, and so I go, you let
Speaker 5: him see the fifty, okay, Okay, So I walk back in,
Speaker 5: I go back to where I know, I go back
Speaker 5: to where the formula was, just to look and he
Speaker 5: goes and I go and I break the fifty and
Speaker 5: I come back out. He goes, were you checking to
Speaker 5: see how much it really costs? I go, I was
Speaker 5: just at this point, I know, like I'm like this,
Speaker 5: So now he's checking you, yeah, your money, he's making
Speaker 5: you feel bad about it. So I gave it and
Speaker 5: I go listen, I hope you know, whatever's happening in
Speaker 5: your life gets better.
Speaker 2: And he's like, thank you, guy ble and he hugged me.
Speaker 2: And then I was like he didn't smell. He wasn't
Speaker 2: a smelly man like so.
Speaker 3: He also, You're like, if all you needed was him
Speaker 3: to smell like shit for you be like no, no, no,
Speaker 3: to be like something's a miss.
Speaker 2: But the things yes.
Speaker 5: But here's the thing also that was like such a
Speaker 5: such a thing where I was like this wasn't this
Speaker 5: wasn't right. Then I go, I go, okay, I hope
Speaker 5: you can get it. He's like, yeah, they sell it
Speaker 5: by my hostel. I'm like, the why the fuck didn't
Speaker 5: we just go there? You know, like if they sell
Speaker 5: it right by the way he said, he said it
Speaker 5: was right around the area. All of it was dumb anyway,
Speaker 5: like he had thirty six dollars. But I will say
Speaker 5: the cosmic return on that is that, like a day
Speaker 5: or two later, I was taking a taxi, I'm taking
Speaker 5: a cab home because I think the seven was out.
Speaker 2: So again I'm like, I can't. I've taken a taxi.
Speaker 2: Like you're just money, all your money, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I found forty dollars in the cab.
Speaker 3: Casey you needed, you could have had forty dollars plus
Speaker 3: thirty plus another thirty six. Yeah, okay, I have a question.
Speaker 3: I'm winded, exhausted for you. I'm laying down while you
Speaker 3: were telling this because I was like I needed late down.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: So your family is your family like a giving type
Speaker 3: of people, Like maybe that's in your blood that you
Speaker 3: just want to help out.
Speaker 5: This is yeah, I coming from like I remember Christmas
Speaker 5: always know San Francisco is a huge homeless population.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember Francis from San Francisco.
Speaker 5: But I remember we would always go downtown like for
Speaker 5: Christmas around Christmas to go see Santa on the roof
Speaker 5: of Macy's and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: You know, San Francisco be.
Speaker 3: On the roof. It is.
Speaker 5: Coast, you know, and they had like the little like
Speaker 5: train track they had kind of like a mini little
Speaker 5: like winter we.
Speaker 2: Have a ground level Santa.
Speaker 5: There was also many of those, but you know, my
Speaker 5: parents told me the real one was on the roof,
Speaker 5: and I was like, yeah, he's there these closer to
Speaker 5: his deer and stuff like that. I believe in Santa
Speaker 5: until I was in eighth grade. By the way, talk
Speaker 5: about gullible. Eighth fucking grade. I was in double digit ages.
Speaker 2: You were like a cool. I was like, I was
Speaker 2: like twelve or thirteen, and you were on your period,
Speaker 2: still believing. I got my period in fifth grade and
Speaker 2: I was still like, there's a man that my presence.
Speaker 3: I think I realized that you were like the red
Speaker 3: in my panties looks like the red on Santa's cat.
Speaker 5: It was like, like I was so young when I
Speaker 5: got my period, I thought it was a flower in
Speaker 5: my panties. And then yeah, believed in Santa Tel eighth
Speaker 5: grade until finally my mom literally parked at the top
Speaker 5: of our block was like, I gotta tell you, because yeah,
Speaker 5: it's gone on too long.
Speaker 2: I realized that Santa wasn't real because I didn't live
Speaker 2: with my mom.
Speaker 3: I didn't live with my mom, and my mom would
Speaker 3: always ask me what I wanted, and she was in
Speaker 3: New York and I was in California. So I was
Speaker 3: like is she gonna email? No, is she gonna write
Speaker 3: Santa a letter for me? She was just buying it
Speaker 3: and then sending it and sending it to California.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I even found a bike in my grandma's house one time,
Speaker 5: and I was like, what is this And my dad
Speaker 5: was like, Santa sent it early so we could put
Speaker 5: it together for yourself.
Speaker 1: Your parents been lying, Wow, maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 1: You've been listening to the lies of your life. I mean,
Speaker 1: my parents were liars too, but I knew Santa wasn't
Speaker 1: real because they were all so loud. So I woke
Speaker 1: up and they were like wrapping the gifts and they're
Speaker 1: like you know what and it was like, okay, well
Speaker 1: this is and I're like, and on the word.
Speaker 3: I know. Also, my parents are too broke to let
Speaker 3: me think that some fat white dude is paying.
Speaker 2: They're like, we got this.
Speaker 1: They're like, well, what do you want that I can afford?
Speaker 1: Like okay, well right, that's what happened.
Speaker 3: Now. My mom was splurgeon because I wasn't with her,
Speaker 3: so I was like, there is some pros to living
Speaker 3: with your parents.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they want to buy your love, so they do
Speaker 2: they really do? If they mess up at all. So
Speaker 2: you so your mom tells you that Santa is not
Speaker 2: real in.
Speaker 5: Early eighth grade, Yeah, I'm I'm obviously like I mean
Speaker 5: because people kids at school it told me. They're like,
Speaker 5: it's the same wrapping paper that your parents use. I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, you went in school telling people that's
Speaker 5: in it was still real?
Speaker 2: Quinn, Oh yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 5: I played Barbie till I was eighteen, Like I've been
Speaker 5: living in a dream world my whole life.
Speaker 2: You played Barbie till you were eighteen?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: At that point, I was just playing my I was like,
Speaker 5: you know, I would tape songs off the radio and
Speaker 5: at that point, I was just playing mixtapes, having them
Speaker 5: dance and make out.
Speaker 2: Like were you playing with or I was a senior
Speaker 2: in high school.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I just played in my room like
Speaker 5: and it would be small spurts, you know, fifteen minutes
Speaker 5: and I like what am I doing? And then I
Speaker 5: tied them again. So but like so in San Francisco,
Speaker 5: so lots of homeless people. So I remember like always
Speaker 5: feeling like terrible, like I still to like, I still
Speaker 5: just hope that there's going to see people. I hope
Speaker 5: that like at one point they've like felt there's something
Speaker 5: was wrong, you know. I always felt like story, but
Speaker 5: everybody's gonna story. And so, but I remember Christmas. My
Speaker 5: dad would always.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we all.
Speaker 3: Like an.
Speaker 2: I literally do. I'm a jail, I know.
Speaker 5: But my dad used to by like he'd beend like
Speaker 5: one hundred bucks at like a McDonald's and get a
Speaker 5: bunch of like the cheeseburgers and we you know, you
Speaker 5: walk a family. Yeah, they're not they're they're they're pretty nice.
Speaker 5: I mean, my dad was always my coach. But then
Speaker 5: I told you the story about my mom. This is
Speaker 5: a funny story. My mom's an alcoholic, not anymore. She's
Speaker 5: sober now, but when she was like drunk, she for
Speaker 5: one Christmas that my sister was home, got tanked, invited
Speaker 5: these homeless kids to her house for Christmas. So my
Speaker 5: sister was there and my sister was like calling me
Speaker 5: being like this is not okay. My mom gets shipped
Speaker 5: faced at Christmas. My sister gets pissed, and my mom
Speaker 5: got mad and gave all my sister's presents.
Speaker 2: Yeah almost, that's how you do it.
Speaker 5: So she's like, now these teenagers, teenage boys are walking
Speaker 5: around with like my sweaters like crazy ship.
Speaker 2: So like, what is your mom's name? Barb? Barb would
Speaker 2: do I know, I have this whole joke about it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, woman named Barb. She can't she can't figure
Speaker 2: it out. Was she drinking merlow? No, Barb had like
Speaker 2: Bartini mg D, what the g D? Genuine draft beer?
Speaker 5: She was well, she would drink beer, but she'd also
Speaker 5: I would find the mini wine bottles in her bath.
Speaker 2: So there was like there was a little bit of both,
Speaker 2: like Barb and J. Would she ever drink and J? No,
Speaker 2: Barb never really did hard liquor. It was always beer
Speaker 2: and wine. My mother was ian J. Really yeah, Harvey's
Speaker 2: Bristol cream, Like what is that c Bristol cream? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a white it looks like a white Russian.
Speaker 3: It's just like what you like, yeah, core, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: All the baileieses are like my mom does not drink.
Speaker 1: My mother will like drink wine with us, still drink
Speaker 1: you know, some like Manishiwitz or something like that.
Speaker 2: She'll drink like, yeah, mom is not I think my
Speaker 2: mom also was like undiagnosed bipolar for many years.
Speaker 5: Ol.
Speaker 2: That's probably what it was so Yeah.
Speaker 5: So sometimes when she drinks, she'd feel better, and some
Speaker 5: days when she drinks, she'd be like whoa, like crazy,
Speaker 5: So she.
Speaker 2: Never knew what her broken. Yeah, yeah somebody, and you
Speaker 2: know what, you couldn't. I think we should be invited
Speaker 2: to Christmas now, I know.
Speaker 5: I feel like now she's she's sober, she's sober, but
Speaker 5: you know what, she still is very like my mom
Speaker 5: still has always been a very giving person, like even
Speaker 5: when like she didn't have like you know because obviously
Speaker 5: like then then through disability, like through the bipolar. Also
Speaker 5: like she was going through a job and like then
Speaker 5: had to like eventually stop working on something, she would
Speaker 5: still give If she had three hundred dollars and I
Speaker 5: needed something, she would give.
Speaker 3: Me your bloody I guess really is guess. So there's
Speaker 3: a thin line between being giving and being dumb.
Speaker 2: So ah, thank you. I tap it on both sides though,
Speaker 2: because you're straggling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's times were like because also it's like sometimes
Speaker 5: somebody I was like, there's just too much, I feel
Speaker 5: too bad about everything, and so it's like, well I
Speaker 5: go volunteer. Then, so then it's like if somebody asked
Speaker 5: me for money. I used to do the Souper Kitchen
Speaker 5: in Harlem, the food bank, and then I work for
Speaker 5: a special Olympic so I do like other things, but
Speaker 5: it's also like it's still like there's just time and
Speaker 5: I just feel like I'm like, this is just a
Speaker 5: dog like I don't.
Speaker 3: But it's do you feel like this is white guilt?
Speaker 3: It sounds like a little white guilt. Gir No, I
Speaker 3: think I just gives money to really giving us.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, because it's just it's it's because
Speaker 5: I also like I I I don't know. I just
Speaker 5: I feel like there's so many I feel like there's
Speaker 5: a lot of mental illness that just gets yes. Because
Speaker 5: my aunt is schizophrenic and she's been in a home
Speaker 5: in San Diego four years. And I'm just like if
Speaker 5: we weren't, if like my mom and my grandma didn't
Speaker 5: do that, like she would be the lady in the
Speaker 5: subway that was like with the.
Speaker 3: My cousin outdoor, My cousin out door, she definitely was bipolar. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and an will just give up. But the thing is,
Speaker 3: I feel like I don't want to say just black
Speaker 3: and Spanish, but there's some home we overlook it we
Speaker 3: were like, oh, you know, that's that's crazy as cousin
Speaker 3: over there.
Speaker 2: You know she's a little far away. Yeah, she's a
Speaker 2: little touch off.
Speaker 5: When like people need to be raped, people they need medication,
Speaker 5: and they need supervision, they need guidance, and.
Speaker 2: I think that there's they can't do it by themselves.
Speaker 5: No, And there's people running around the streets that have
Speaker 5: either been kicked out of these homes because like my
Speaker 5: aunt has literally lost her health insurance.
Speaker 2: She loses it about twice a year, and my mom
Speaker 2: why does she keep moving to get it? Because because
Speaker 2: they don't care, because the government doesn't help. Well, we
Speaker 2: know that they don't care.
Speaker 3: But if you're given a dollar to everybody that you
Speaker 3: see every day, you're probably spending like a cool sixty dollars.
Speaker 2: Just give it to you.
Speaker 5: I know, I probably, I know I shouldn't ye every
Speaker 5: time I think I know I shouldn't. If you guys
Speaker 5: should just send my an really like a dollar. But seriously,
Speaker 5: But yeah, but that part makes me sad to because
Speaker 5: you can tell that there's people that have fucked up
Speaker 5: their lives, and you can tell there's people that didn't
Speaker 5: have a choice. And that's when I feel like, okay,
Speaker 5: maybe if this is what they have a lot of athy,
Speaker 5: I know, and it doesn't it also like doesn't like
Speaker 5: it doesn't help anything, you know, Like it's like it
Speaker 5: just makes me can't save this situation. You can't save anybody.
Speaker 5: I really can't save anybody.
Speaker 1: But you might have helped him for the day or
Speaker 1: for that ever. You help them get today a drug
Speaker 1: dealer to get more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they don't remember me. They don't because don't
Speaker 2: I want to do it?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: Like there's a guy that was outside of my my
Speaker 5: badea the other day and he had a veteran card,
Speaker 5: so I gave him five dollars and he's still there
Speaker 5: every day and every day I'm like not today, you know.
Speaker 5: But I don't think he ever remembers the five dollars.
Speaker 2: I know. I have Gus that stands at my like
Speaker 2: somebody who's up to something. No, Gus is the soul man.
Speaker 5: He's got no teeth and he wears snow jackets even
Speaker 5: the summer, and sotimes I go buy him.
Speaker 2: He eats liver worst with mayonnaise, sanwich. You can't get cold.
Speaker 5: He's he's like one hundred years old. He to sell
Speaker 5: me a heart monitor where he's like he like has them,
Speaker 5: like he.
Speaker 3: Stole that, Yeah, he stole that and he try to
Speaker 3: sell it to you for twelve Casey, do you write
Speaker 3: this ship off when your taxes? You?
Speaker 2: I feel like you should and you could you have
Speaker 2: a donation. This is a nonprofit.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: You're the Salvation Army?
Speaker 3: Are you gullible in like relationships too?
Speaker 2: Like do men lie to you or say things to you?
Speaker 5: And you're like, oh, I've had I've had terrible I
Speaker 5: mean besides Robbie, Robbie's the you know, the nicest person
Speaker 5: that I could try everything. Ever, He's just trustworthy And yeah,
Speaker 5: I think that is probably why I'm so attracted to him,
Speaker 5: because because.
Speaker 2: We're like, would he would never hurt?
Speaker 5: He would never like he just also thinks that it's dumb,
Speaker 5: like he'd be like why would I like if I
Speaker 5: were ever to do that, I you know, I just
Speaker 5: tell you or something like that. But No, I've definitely
Speaker 5: had boyfriends that were like told me that they weren't
Speaker 5: like that, said that things weren't like lie to my
Speaker 5: Like I had this guy that I dated.
Speaker 2: In Maui and he would literally like Mawie.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: What he would literally.
Speaker 5: Facebook was just like I was just getting on Facebook
Speaker 5: and he would write all these things like beautiful day,
Speaker 5: sunset by Like he acted like he was.
Speaker 2: Like this bachelor.
Speaker 5: He'd like take a picture of food that I cooked
Speaker 5: and be like great day at home by myself eating dinner.
Speaker 2: I was like, find myself. Yeah, like he would literally
Speaker 2: he acted like he was out of selfie bachelor.
Speaker 5: And I would see these like these all these women
Speaker 5: from like because he was gross from like Utah, like
Speaker 5: he was just nat like, but all these women like
Speaker 5: and he was a little bit older than me, but
Speaker 5: all these like gross nasty women would always comment like
Speaker 5: looking good Matt, like all this stuff at him. I
Speaker 5: was like, does anybody know that we're like you're gross?
Speaker 5: And he was like, nothing's happening between any of them,
Speaker 5: and of course, just because you know, like we're all
Speaker 5: psychopathro r away, like he's definitely now dating one of
Speaker 5: these women that used to always fucking comment there's nothing.
Speaker 2: Well, how the hell did you end up in MAUI?
Speaker 2: I got you would surfing and then just stay.
Speaker 5: Oh I wasn't even good at surfing. I just would
Speaker 5: paddle out and kind of lie there to tan my back.
Speaker 2: You live, You definitely lived. Do you know what I have? Barely?
Speaker 2: I have like barely a savings account, but like my
Speaker 2: life has did you don't have the savings account? All
Speaker 2: the thing that you're doing. Yeah, all the homeless people
Speaker 2: are giving, I know, and all the then and getting
Speaker 2: for doors on the street U MAUI was just like
Speaker 2: I got out of college. I was working.
Speaker 5: I was a theater mate. You know, nobody knows what
Speaker 5: the fuck did you do with the theater degree. I
Speaker 5: wasn't in SAG I wasn't auditioning.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 5: I still had like baby fat on me, Like I mean,
Speaker 5: like my face was literally like if you look at
Speaker 5: my I mean okane right now, but like my I
Speaker 5: like looked like a little like chubby kid, you know.
Speaker 2: And I was like I didn't know what I was doing.
Speaker 2: I was working at a restaurant.
Speaker 5: I was like pissing my life away and I was
Speaker 5: and my friend was like, do you want to go
Speaker 5: to Hawaii for like a month? And I was like,
Speaker 5: I was working seven days a week. I was working
Speaker 5: at a dating service, a video online dating service, and
Speaker 5: then bartending on the weekend. So I was working seven
Speaker 5: days a week but still not making any money, you know,
Speaker 5: and just like burning that's all the days, dud. It's
Speaker 5: all like football Sundays, Saturday nights and then working Monday
Speaker 5: to Friday. I was like, this is my dad was like,
Speaker 5: you're gonna give herself a heart attack, I know. And
Speaker 5: so I was like, I'm thinking about going to Hawaii for.
Speaker 2: But He's like yo.
Speaker 5: I was also like in La, do you give me
Speaker 5: some money? No, I actually took out a loan. I
Speaker 5: took out a line credit.
Speaker 2: You're garbage with your money.
Speaker 5: I have money, I know, but I took out this
Speaker 5: is but you know what the crazy thing is is
Speaker 5: that then I've gotten these weird lump sums that I've
Speaker 5: been able to pay off stuff like I sued accutane
Speaker 5: and I won a little bit of money.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about that what happened, because it's that did
Speaker 2: you do act? What is accutane? It's a pimple medicine
Speaker 2: that that like makes kids crazy and suicide.
Speaker 5: It makes you out your brain. Yeah, like I tried,
Speaker 5: like I I was one of the only living clients
Speaker 5: in the case. If that tells you what's going on,
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So we sued. The guy did a pro boat.
Speaker 5: It wasn't that much money, but I was able to
Speaker 5: Basically I had taken out this line of credit fifteen grand. Okay,
Speaker 5: I had a line of I know, but I had
Speaker 5: a line of credit. I had racked up this line
Speaker 5: of credit for like eight thousand dollars, so I paid
Speaker 5: that off.
Speaker 2: I went to.
Speaker 5: Thailand, of course, because every time I get money, I
Speaker 5: fucking I'm out of here. This is when I was
Speaker 5: like twenty five twenty six. I went to Thailand for
Speaker 5: a month.
Speaker 2: But also stay when you go to these please bounce, man.
Speaker 2: You just bounce around like.
Speaker 5: Thailand is good because there's so many transient people that
Speaker 5: we just met this group of guys from Finland and
Speaker 5: they were like we're going here.
Speaker 1: We're like, well with you, like so we just we
Speaker 1: ended up dead that Halloway Halloway, Like my god, Thailand.
Speaker 5: I don't know these people we met, these Dutch dudes,
Speaker 5: I was they were They were very nice people. But
Speaker 5: there was three of us and my friend Hallie is
Speaker 5: way smart, my friend Halley and Jamie like I'm.
Speaker 2: The one don't sound smart. It don't sound so much
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 5: Halle, Halley and Jamy were like, they're like we all balanced,
Speaker 5: like I'm the fun one and Hallie's like the one
Speaker 5: that booked all of our travel, made sure that none
Speaker 5: of us does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no she will. Yes, she had a car. You
Speaker 2: did you pay Hallie bag? Yeah? Yeah, because I had
Speaker 2: money from the ID. I didn't know why I paid Halle.
Speaker 2: I paid for Halle. Halle was the want.
Speaker 5: Like Hollie actually taught me how to save money when
Speaker 5: we lived together in Hawaii, Like we had an envelope
Speaker 5: system because we worked at restaurants. So every time I
Speaker 5: put money in an envelope and save it. But it
Speaker 5: was the first time only that I could see things.
Speaker 5: And then I used to do the five dollars system,
Speaker 5: where anytime I had five dollars, I like a five
Speaker 5: dollar bill, I would put it away when I moved one, yes,
Speaker 5: when I lived to New York. When I moved to
Speaker 5: New York, because a five dollars when you don't think
Speaker 5: about it anytime you get cash, like all these twenty
Speaker 5: five dollars like that, if you took the five dollars,
Speaker 5: put it in a box under your bed. So when
Speaker 5: I moved to New York, i'd been doing that for
Speaker 5: a couple months. I had an extra, like just six
Speaker 5: hundred dollars cash when I when I had money left,
Speaker 5: I do like that five dollars is not bad, So I'd.
Speaker 3: Like a five dollars about Wiley. That's usually all that
Speaker 3: I have, and break the ton you know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I got a baby at home. You tell me to
Speaker 3: break my time?
Speaker 2: I know, go break the fifty okay sir?
Speaker 5: Wait, So you se accutaine to accutin fifteen made you crazy?
Speaker 5: Made me crazy, yeah, because it came out of nowhere.
Speaker 5: And then my dad years later heard this thing because
Speaker 5: the side effects were already out in Europe but.
Speaker 2: Not in America because they don't look things. I never
Speaker 2: really had bad acne.
Speaker 5: I just was like comfortable with like a little bit
Speaker 5: and I had a little bit of like back acne,
Speaker 5: and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm uncomfortable, like I want to look.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: Acutane is for like cystic acne.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I never had like you should supposed to
Speaker 3: be having like oozing pimples from them.
Speaker 5: My dermatologists have just had this new thing that you know,
Speaker 5: I probably they probably also wanted to see how it works.
Speaker 5: I'm telling my face had never looked face looked like
Speaker 5: my face was.
Speaker 3: Like like beautiful, like smooth, like even and I never yeah,
Speaker 3: but who wants nice skin when you're ready to jump
Speaker 3: off a bridge.
Speaker 5: I'm sill addicted to chapstick because of it because it
Speaker 5: drives out your brain. So and I was like playing
Speaker 5: soccer at the time in the sun, like I was like,
Speaker 5: I think the health when I think about it now,
Speaker 5: I'm like, this is why I always felt like so
Speaker 5: like crazy and dehydrated. Because I would tell my mom,
Speaker 5: I was like, do you know what hydrant? You feel
Speaker 5: like you can hear the whin you're like your ears,
Speaker 5: you feel like it goes like you're like, oh fuck,
Speaker 5: I need to drink a gatorade or something like that.
Speaker 2: I thought, I don't even know that. I don't know,
Speaker 2: and I stayed dehydrat.
Speaker 1: I used to well, this is why I must have
Speaker 1: liked my brain was like accutane. Acutane killed everybody except
Speaker 1: of you. Agutan is killed. So now we're still using
Speaker 1: acute because it's super you.
Speaker 5: It's super regulated, like they tell you straight off, like
Speaker 5: if you feel any different, stop fixed, like all this stuff.
Speaker 5: So my dad had heard this radio thing that was
Speaker 5: like do you or somebody you know took agitation from
Speaker 5: the ears of this and this you could be part
Speaker 5: of it, like you know, something like that, because they
Speaker 5: were he.
Speaker 2: Was your dad was listening to Selina and Barnes. He
Speaker 2: was here.
Speaker 5: I don't even think they had that in San Francisco,
Speaker 5: but a version and he was listening to it and
Speaker 5: they was listening all the side effects. He's like, well,
Speaker 5: that's what happened to you, because because with me, he's
Speaker 5: like it came out of nowhere, like all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: You're like this good kid. You're playing sports, and then
Speaker 5: I was like smoking Newport cigarettes and stealing liquor and
Speaker 5: like throwing things and punching balls, like self medicating, going
Speaker 5: through it, going through And I was in high school,
Speaker 5: like I was literally a sophomore.
Speaker 2: And soundway I oh, I jumped out my window because
Speaker 2: I was on the bottom floor. I went out.
Speaker 5: I went out my window a couple of times, and
Speaker 5: like stayed at my friend's house just to be dramatic
Speaker 5: as fun.
Speaker 2: Jamie's no, because Marrie, they were Maui friends. Okay, these
Speaker 2: are these are my Catholic schools? Where are they now?
Speaker 5: Halle and Jamie Hallie still a Maui. She got married,
Speaker 5: has two kids. They own a business, Samiett man a
Speaker 5: big samoan mayn no no, no, no, no, like a
Speaker 5: little man. Yeah, it's like a regular like a regular
Speaker 5: sized man boring. And Jamie is in Chicago with her
Speaker 5: with two kids.
Speaker 2: Oh so they settled? Do they so settled? And here
Speaker 2: I am guys still living living on the air? Yeah, club,
Speaker 2: yes exactly, I think that.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's what I'm saying. So I took out a
Speaker 5: line of credit though, but was able to pay it off. Okay, time,
Speaker 5: let's just let's listen. Let's just wrap up this this
Speaker 5: Maui situation.
Speaker 2: So you going crazy.
Speaker 3: You get your fifteen grand, You're like, let's go to Maui.
Speaker 2: Wan here later.
Speaker 5: I mean the fifteen grand came at least like like
Speaker 5: ten years after this whole thing, Like it was a
Speaker 5: long situation.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, so go to Thailand. You go to
Speaker 2: go to Thailand, blow it all up. Okay, then go
Speaker 2: to for a month, No to Mali first.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I went to Maui for a month, and
Speaker 5: when we got there, we signed at least for seven months,
Speaker 5: and then I stayed for three years, and and and
Speaker 5: Hallie still lives there.
Speaker 2: That's the girl I moved with, so she just lives there.
Speaker 3: I swear to you you should write a book because
Speaker 3: I'm all over. It's all over. You literally have so
Speaker 3: many layers, and you're an onion. It's you're a messy
Speaker 3: ass onion.
Speaker 5: Who's yeah, living in San Francisco and LA and Maui
Speaker 5: and Nework like there, it's just any place.
Speaker 2: Expense like it's it's crazy, you're an onion blossom. Were
Speaker 2: you giving away money in Maui?
Speaker 3: They now have sob stories that you were like, oh no, yeah,
Speaker 3: there's no like it's so chill to lose all your money.
Speaker 2: There's no, that's not yeah, that's not a thing there.
Speaker 5: It's like, cause you can live on the beach if
Speaker 5: you have a fishing pole, so you can like live
Speaker 5: in a tent.
Speaker 2: But there was there wasn't that much. There's nothing. Everything
Speaker 2: down there is super expensive. But I've never heard.
Speaker 5: Once you're there you get discounts, like if you have
Speaker 5: a Hawaii d you get almost like fifteen to twenty
Speaker 5: five percent off anything.
Speaker 2: And then like you work at a restaurant, people give
Speaker 2: you free shit. They come to yours.
Speaker 5: You give them free shit like we all we all
Speaker 5: say it was like the same fifty dollars tip that just.
Speaker 2: Moved around the island. Okay, that's great, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 5: Like my dad literally goes, can we go somewhere where
Speaker 5: the bill is just regular? I don't know how much
Speaker 5: money I'm supposed to give these people, because everywhere we
Speaker 5: went it was like we gave you this free and
Speaker 5: here's your discount all that stuff.
Speaker 2: And he's like, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well tell how helly helly that I'm coming to
Speaker 1: Hawaii Okay and I'm gonna go for a month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, both of us. They got around. Tell the
Speaker 2: kids they got to go to another place. How the kids?
Speaker 2: The kids are like young? Ace is new? Ace is
Speaker 2: like new.
Speaker 5: Five months you're on the new. I'm on the Ace
Speaker 5: ya ace Ason? And then CC is like two and
Speaker 5: a half. No, I guess that's too young there, little babies. Cassey,
Speaker 5: are you how are you with friends?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Friends able to scam you out of some coins?
Speaker 3: Are they selling you those cutcoat what Clark Jones said,
Speaker 3: the cutcoat the way knives.
Speaker 2: No, no pyramid schemes have you ever been roped into
Speaker 2: one of those.
Speaker 5: Because I will say I did sit down just yesterday
Speaker 5: morning with a girl who was going through the whole
Speaker 5: like Arbond skincarepel with me.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 5: It's like one of those like rod In and Fields
Speaker 5: type things where they're like, is that the news they want?
Speaker 5: They try to get you to sell it because then
Speaker 5: everybody makes it. It's just she actually almost like said
Speaker 5: like it's kind of a pyramid scheme, Like she didn't
Speaker 5: say it like that. She's like, you know, you share
Speaker 5: it with one person, they share it, and they share
Speaker 5: it and they share it. But like you get to
Speaker 5: but like she gave me, so I get to use
Speaker 5: the face wash that the like system for like a
Speaker 5: couple of days and then we're meeting again Striday.
Speaker 2: To talk about it.
Speaker 3: Casey, you out here just wasting time. You're too grown,
Speaker 3: You got you got too much going on.
Speaker 5: That's the thing that Robbie gets mad about. You gotta
Speaker 5: say no, like he goes you say yes to Because
Speaker 5: I told you I said yes to that weird Halloween
Speaker 5: gig on Philly that I ended up canceling for one
Speaker 5: hundred dollars. They asked me to come host a queen
Speaker 5: cover band in Philly on Halloween.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no for ae hundred dollars. For
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars, I don't even have a license. Like
Speaker 2: I couldn't even get out. You had to get on
Speaker 2: a bus. I can't get the day of. And then
Speaker 2: I felt bad. He's like, you just have to stop
Speaker 2: saying yes right away. Sit back and I'll be like,
Speaker 2: what's the address? Will there be food? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then I'll google map. It didn't be like it's
Speaker 1: too far for me. I'm not crossing state line to
Speaker 1: do this. When I've started, Marie asked a lot of questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I wish I volunteered for this.
Speaker 5: These people asked me they were doing like a career
Speaker 5: day for these young girls, and they wanted to include comedy, comedy,
Speaker 5: which I thought was sweet. So they asked me to
Speaker 5: come and I said yes without knowing and then it
Speaker 5: was in Syracuse and then it was at nine am.
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, I need to go there
Speaker 2: the night before.
Speaker 3: You want to do comedy for a bunch of girls
Speaker 3: at nine am?
Speaker 2: I had to.
Speaker 5: It was a career day, career day between four and
Speaker 5: eight year olds about being a comic as a profession,
Speaker 5: so I had but I had to go the night before,
Speaker 5: buy a hotel, sleep the night in Syracuse.
Speaker 2: Can do it?
Speaker 5: Then take another greyhound six hours for how much money?
Speaker 5: It was free, but they reimburse.
Speaker 2: Me for what I paid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's the new scam. That's the new scam.
Speaker 3: Like this, and it's a fundraiser, so it's unpaid. But
Speaker 3: we'll have open bar and like you're like, that's it
Speaker 3: just drinks.
Speaker 2: Like I can't pay.
Speaker 1: What if I don't drink, I can't pay my landlord
Speaker 1: with open Yeah, we're gonna need you from six to midnight.
Speaker 2: You get on that. We need you from six to
Speaker 2: next year. Yeah, I know I'm trying. The kids would
Speaker 2: love you. I should never open my email. He has
Speaker 2: somebody read it for it. I made a handler. All right.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like we need to wrap this up
Speaker 1: with like a nicer story about you being scammed, because
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, we've been chatting for a
Speaker 1: little while, but like I feel like maybe some of
Speaker 1: the people who are listening are.
Speaker 2: Like they see themselves in you, Like is there I
Speaker 2: see myself on you?
Speaker 3: I definitely want to say yes, and I definitely want
Speaker 3: to help as much as I as much as possible,
Speaker 3: but I've also been in situations where I see people
Speaker 3: who help as well. Like there was a bartender at
Speaker 3: my old job.
Speaker 2: He ended up.
Speaker 3: I think he gave somebody else maybe eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: It was a lot of money. It was a lot
Speaker 3: of money for boobs.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Guy was in a hole or whatever.
Speaker 3: Boot And then the guy gets a TV gig and
Speaker 3: doesn't repay him like on time, and I was like,
Speaker 3: this guy shit. But then I was like, man, I've
Speaker 3: been in that situation where you get that TV money.
Speaker 2: You're like I want it all a lot, and you
Speaker 2: get the increments.
Speaker 3: Of it and you got your love and then it's
Speaker 3: like at the end of it, you're like, oh wow,
Speaker 3: I will have two dollars left, Like I get it.
Speaker 3: But this guy gave him the money, And at the
Speaker 3: whole time, I was like, like, why would you give
Speaker 3: somebody who's not your closest friend like that that much money?
Speaker 3: And then if you do, your friendship is over pretty
Speaker 3: much if they don't pay you back. I think it
Speaker 3: was a black man, like he knew something about him
Speaker 3: and he no, no, because I owe this.
Speaker 2: Man eight hundred dollars, so I know that he just
Speaker 2: has it. And so did he ever get this eight
Speaker 2: thousand dollars back?
Speaker 3: I think he finally got paid off, but it was
Speaker 3: like after years of this guy giving him dropping off,
Speaker 3: like one hundred dollar here, three hundred dollar.
Speaker 1: In an ideal world, I would have an extra eight
Speaker 1: thousand dollars laid around too. But I feel like if
Speaker 1: Casey just had eight thousand dollars, she'd just give away.
Speaker 5: I feel like if I ever got a lot of money,
Speaker 5: I don't know if I would give it away.
Speaker 2: I would probably want to.
Speaker 5: Like donate something to good costs, but I would just
Speaker 5: like want to just fucking party with all my Like
Speaker 5: I would want to just have experience.
Speaker 2: I want to have fun. I would like want to
Speaker 2: do a trip with my friends. That that would be dope.
Speaker 2: I ever had money, like, yeah, let's just do it
Speaker 2: all together.
Speaker 3: Loaning money, you need to know that you're actually giving
Speaker 3: the money. You're not going to get it back, And.
Speaker 2: It's tricky between friends. Have you ever been in a
Speaker 2: situation like that?
Speaker 5: I had, Well, yeah, even when I moved out here,
Speaker 5: I owed Amy money, like because she covered your roommates yeah,
Speaker 5: and so it's like I had to, like I think
Speaker 5: I got something, not like a lot, but I had
Speaker 5: to pay her back because it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 2: I mean, oh, I actually owe Robbie a cup a
Speaker 2: little bit of money right now, So you don't really
Speaker 2: owe him anything. Yes, I'm like, we both flip here money.
Speaker 1: That's y'all's money exactly, the money that makes trying to
Speaker 1: tell him keep them.
Speaker 3: Like if you give him head on a random night,
Speaker 3: that's that's money, like Thursday.
Speaker 2: Afternoon head, I'll be like that knocks off like five hundred.
Speaker 2: But oh absolutely, how's just funny. Do you think you
Speaker 2: owe your boyfriend? I think I owe him like sixteen
Speaker 2: hundred dollars right now. That's nothing.
Speaker 5: When I was like in between jobs, he like comes
Speaker 5: up the rent for of us. Oh no, he's got
Speaker 5: to stay there anyway, you know, but he's gonna work.
Speaker 5: I know he's gotta be there anyway.
Speaker 2: He's going to sleep.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just gone, he's a place too. Like
Speaker 5: I decided I'm not paying because you were going to
Speaker 5: sleep anyway.
Speaker 2: Your financial advisors.
Speaker 3: Imagine a TV show financially advising people.
Speaker 2: That'd be perfect. That'd be a great show.
Speaker 5: I'd watch it for you, for you guys, like rationalizing
Speaker 5: why you actually don't have to get how you can
Speaker 5: pay somebody off without actually paying them money write the treatment.
Speaker 3: Marie is very Haitian, so she would find a way
Speaker 3: to be like, no, no money, we're not paying paying.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, every time I've scrubbed the toilet, does
Speaker 2: he clean the bathroom? Sometimes?
Speaker 5: But for the most part, I'm the I'm the one
Speaker 5: that's like lifting. I'm like, you're the only one that's
Speaker 5: lifting up the seat. Just wipe the fucking rim once.
Speaker 2: And you're an Amy and Amy. How much money you
Speaker 2: thought you owed her? Oh, I think when we were
Speaker 2: moving here, she covered a lot of things.
Speaker 5: So I think I owed her like eight hundred and
Speaker 5: something bucks, like and so I paid off for the
Speaker 5: first couple couple of months because she was Yeah, she
Speaker 5: covered a lot of things in our move.
Speaker 2: Here's a question for you. Have you ever been like
Speaker 2: tricked at work? Like somebody was like, can you please
Speaker 2: work my shift? I can't. My mom died, And then
Speaker 2: you see pictures of them on Instagram like all the time.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's there's that's universal. Everybody got like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: everybody has gotten got like that. Oh yeah, but I'm
Speaker 3: the type of person I will ship and send it
Speaker 3: to you be like, bitch word Okay when you really
Speaker 3: need me, I'm like, nah, I don't even try to
Speaker 3: text me.
Speaker 2: No, Nah, not them. Absolutely. There's there's people that have
Speaker 2: gotten their shift covered and then they come into the
Speaker 2: restaurant to eat. Yes, and I've written to them, and
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I hope it was worth it. I
Speaker 2: hope that steak was working. No favorite tartar. It's because
Speaker 2: you're not getting it out of me. They call out
Speaker 2: of work and then come to work for the discount,
Speaker 2: the discount. I've seen it happen.
Speaker 3: You're like, how I can't because I have a birthday
Speaker 3: party and then oh, forgot to let you know the
Speaker 3: birthday party was actually at the fucking job.
Speaker 2: That's me. Are you serious to do something else like that? Carly?
Speaker 2: Are you for real right now? That's me?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I am out of work and we're
Speaker 1: gonna get a discount, so let's just.
Speaker 2: Go to work. Yeah, we're gonna stay at the bar.
Speaker 3: So what's your plans for twenty eighteen? Are you working
Speaker 3: on trying to just stop the show. You got to
Speaker 3: do a no exercise? What I have to do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have to things I can't make up. I
Speaker 5: need to stop making I gotta just live like I'm
Speaker 5: in New York. I gotta put my head down.
Speaker 2: How long have you been here? About four years?
Speaker 1: That's long enough to know better. I know that's not
Speaker 1: like ye is like graduating from college. Yeah, I yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Have to you know what I should do?
Speaker 5: Like I said, I should get back in and start
Speaker 5: doing more volunteer work at the soup kitchen so that
Speaker 5: I'm like, you know, if somebody's like to you have money,
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, but here's a card that you can.
Speaker 2: Go get a fucking female.
Speaker 1: But even those people stop carrying cute count But also
Speaker 1: you're going to go to the banks.
Speaker 2: You're going to go to the bank. I can't believe you, Casey,
Speaker 2: I can absolutely can.
Speaker 1: You are an attractive white woman, you have a man,
Speaker 1: You're funny, you do comedy regularly, you travel a lot.
Speaker 3: Like what how I can tell by the I can
Speaker 3: tell by those cheekbones that this is this is how
Speaker 3: it's going down. Man, You're gonna be like this for
Speaker 3: the rest of your life. All you're gonna be like
Speaker 3: this until you die. Yeah, it's okay, it's not okay.
Speaker 2: Some people are like that.
Speaker 3: Some people are just really nice, giving, gullible people, and
Speaker 3: you have a special place in heaven.
Speaker 2: It's the part with all the fools that they're good fool.
Speaker 2: You know, Marle the King is there.
Speaker 5: You know, I talk enough because I feel like I
Speaker 5: talked shit about I mean, I feel like there's also
Speaker 5: the part of it, like talk shit about everyone.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, maybe this is my girl talk about
Speaker 2: my friend. I'm talking and I'm not paying she I'm
Speaker 2: talking shit in your face.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: The way that we do it in my family is
Speaker 1: we'll just switch languages and we'll be looking at you,
Speaker 1: like and then a word randomly will be in English
Speaker 1: that that shouldn't be in English, but you know, we're
Speaker 1: talking like you.
Speaker 2: That's the type of family.
Speaker 1: Like my mom and dad are from a third world country, right, so,
Speaker 1: like they don't play with money, Like they're not just
Speaker 1: giving money to people. But my mom is super generous,
Speaker 1: Like if she has food or what like, if you
Speaker 1: need it, she will get it to you.
Speaker 2: But she's not gonna give you money, right, she will
Speaker 2: not that's what I need to get better of, like
Speaker 2: just not the money. Like if you yeah, let me
Speaker 2: tell you better with my greens.
Speaker 3: Maybe time, Like I mean, you walked with that man,
Speaker 3: but you should have just been walking in the direction
Speaker 3: of your train, and then you should have jumped on
Speaker 3: the train.
Speaker 2: I think I've told the story in uh on the pipe.
Speaker 2: You can tell laurances.
Speaker 3: But I remember I would go out and I knew
Speaker 3: a lot of bartenders, and I was getting fucked up,
Speaker 3: and so I wouldn't have a wallet on me because
Speaker 3: I've lost my wallet too many times. I would just
Speaker 3: put my shit on my socks and put my money
Speaker 3: in my socks, like a like water money in my socks,
Speaker 3: and I'd be dancing or drinking or whatever. And there
Speaker 3: was a lot of times I would get paranoid and
Speaker 3: be like, yo, I lost I think I lost the money.
Speaker 3: One night, I go home, I wake up the next day,
Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck, I lost three hundred dollars? Are you
Speaker 3: fucking serious? I call my friend who worked at the bar.
Speaker 2: And I was like, bitch, can you believe I lost
Speaker 2: three hundred dollars? And she's like, no, girl, you gave
Speaker 2: us three hundred dollars, and I.
Speaker 3: Said what, She's like, yeah, you kept tipping us twenty
Speaker 3: dollars every time you had a drink.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: She was like, there was one drink you gave like
Speaker 3: fifty dollars. I was like, my god, and you let me.
Speaker 3: She was like, listen, we told you a couple of times.
Speaker 3: I was like, after the third time, girl, you keep
Speaker 3: giving it, we're gonna take it. Honestly, it's the service industry.
Speaker 3: We're all tired.
Speaker 2: I said, I gave y'all thirty I gave you three
Speaker 2: hundred dollars. How much did I drink?
Speaker 3: She was like, listen, we was ready to cut you off,
Speaker 3: but you but you kept tipping us, but you can't.
Speaker 2: You seem fine, Yeah, you seem fine, right, But you
Speaker 2: were like I was not.
Speaker 3: I was not.
Speaker 1: And then did you go back to that place the
Speaker 1: next week? Because I don't feel like you just stopped going?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, girl, you know you're not getting
Speaker 3: tipped from me for a minute now, right, for a while.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be. Yeah, they need to find me out
Speaker 2: there and just bring me drinks. Since you actually need
Speaker 2: to bring a bacon, egg and cheese into work for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, past not three hundred dollars worth of there's there's
Speaker 1: not enough bacon in the world for me to get
Speaker 1: my three hundred dollars. Well, that's so dumb, though, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I feel like you, ladies, because I'm doing
Speaker 1: the Year Yes, Like I'm trying to say yes to
Speaker 1: things that I don't currently say yes to, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I still say no to stuff, but I feel like
Speaker 1: y'all need to.
Speaker 2: Do a year of the note, or like a week
Speaker 2: of the note. I need a week of the no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just say no to things that are inconvenient to
Speaker 3: y'all and things that don't pay, and things that you're
Speaker 3: not going it's not gonna add anything to you don't pay.
Speaker 3: It's hard because we comedians and there's tons of shit
Speaker 3: that you just don't get paid for it.
Speaker 1: But you're like, now that stuff is inconvenient, I gotta
Speaker 1: jump on a train and go to Queens from here.
Speaker 2: I mean, you live in Queens, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: Like to go out of my way and then walk
Speaker 1: X amount of blocks to perform for six people.
Speaker 5: I know, like I almost didn't cancel, Like I got
Speaker 5: the spot and I just got offered a show that
Speaker 5: day that pays one to fifty and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: but I like waited a while for the spot. But
Speaker 5: it's like you have to take the one fifty as
Speaker 5: opposed to some UCB show that's not going to pay.
Speaker 2: No, and you got to tell you to be Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got a paid gig, so they know.
Speaker 5: I tell them I got coins so cause it's like
Speaker 5: because somebody I was talking to something today, I was like,
Speaker 5: it just makes me feel.
Speaker 2: Bad, and they're like that they don't feel bad not
Speaker 2: paying you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And also like, honestly, the feeling of guilt does
Speaker 5: nothing for you, Like feeling bad like that's it's a
Speaker 5: waste of your energy.
Speaker 3: And it's just some people have canceled on us last minute,
Speaker 3: maybe an hour before the show.
Speaker 2: That's how you have to think about it. And if
Speaker 2: I don't get rebooked, it's one fucking show. It's one show.
Speaker 2: And this is New York City.
Speaker 1: They're literally tons of shows, dozens of shows in a night,
Speaker 1: all the time. All right, casey Well, I hope people
Speaker 1: who are listening to this podcast episode learned that it's
Speaker 1: okay to say no.
Speaker 5: Year of no.
Speaker 1: Also, if someone stops you to get baby formula like, No, Ron,
Speaker 1: that's a scam game.
Speaker 2: They don't have an AIDS baby. They don't have a baby.
Speaker 2: They don't have a baby. I don't have Everybody from
Speaker 2: the hurricane in Florida is okay. They get her hurricanes
Speaker 2: every year. Fine, it's a season down there. They're not
Speaker 2: displaced in New York. It's too expensive. They'd be in
Speaker 2: freaking They'd still be in Florida, be in Orlando.
Speaker 1: They'd be in New Orleans, like dancing in a parade,
Speaker 1: drinking outside, and then then our hurricane would hit. Then
Speaker 1: they're fine, and then they just slat to t xs
Speaker 1: off where he had a free gun when they arrived.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just handed. So Casey, where can people find you?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Where where can they find you?
Speaker 3: For money?
Speaker 2: Do you have a monthly show?
Speaker 5: And you guys can follow me on venmo if you
Speaker 5: feel bad? Literally they start ending my shows like that, Casey,
Speaker 5: follow me on demo?
Speaker 1: You do do that?
Speaker 3: They they don't have no shame either. No, I wanted
Speaker 3: to start it as a joke, and then I kept
Speaker 3: forgetting to do it. It's it's on a see it's
Speaker 3: an ongoing joke that a lot of comedians have, all right,
Speaker 3: but they're not joking original.
Speaker 5: And for you, I'm a Twitter at casey Balsham b
Speaker 5: A L s h A M and Instagram at case
Speaker 5: space b case.
Speaker 2: That's what I chose.
Speaker 3: Spell your spell case c A s E y and
Speaker 3: b A L s h A M A M case
Speaker 3: just honestly truly, What are your goals for the for
Speaker 3: the summer?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: What we do?
Speaker 2: What are my goals?
Speaker 5: While not saying no, not to spend my entire tax
Speaker 5: return in less than a month, and we're gonna go around.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go around. Just give me like three quick.
Speaker 5: Goals, okay, saying now, having fun, trying to get healthy. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 5: that's solid. I like, okay, thank you, Sidney. Do you
Speaker 5: have thanks for the summer?
Speaker 2: Do my website?
Speaker 5: Hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Uh travel yah, and uh work on my depression,
Speaker 2: work on your depression. Those are three other goals too, Yes,
Speaker 2: what are my goals for the summer?
Speaker 1: To uh start working out again, like continually work out
Speaker 1: to uh just live.
Speaker 2: To get on a boat. That's one of my boals
Speaker 2: to get on It doesn't even matter whose boat it is.
Speaker 2: I have a thing. Okay, you got you got a boat.
Speaker 2: We gotta we gotta know. We've just there's a group on.
Speaker 3: We've got a group of groupon boat we needed, No, no,
Speaker 3: an nigga boat.
Speaker 2: That's what we need.
Speaker 5: We are going to do just like a sunset booze
Speaker 5: cruise at some point in June. It's like twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: If that's a sweet do, I could give you a
Speaker 2: starter boat, like a beginner boat.
Speaker 3: That's that's pretty much the ferry to fucking Staten Island.
Speaker 2: But okay, they do donuts in front of the satur Liberty.
Speaker 2: It's kind of fun.
Speaker 3: Is that included it at twenty dollars? I think, so
Speaker 3: case hur you better than that. You're getting your body
Speaker 3: right for that. But for that boat, No, it's a
Speaker 3: time thing.
Speaker 2: It's not a bathing sea. Oh you want a bathing
Speaker 2: suit boat?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Girls, I want to stand on the ground in my
Speaker 3: eye for the summers to get a sequined highwaist bikini,
Speaker 3: like a high waisted Bikinia's governed sequence.
Speaker 2: That's my their goal. So Bob's body, get on a boat,
Speaker 2: get a sequence. You can change my goals to sequence.
Speaker 2: They have them. I was looking I was looking on
Speaker 2: they have them.
Speaker 3: I've I was like, oh, I want like a little
Speaker 3: triangle one that's like barely covers your titty.
Speaker 2: You just want like a little bay watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 3: They have what is it?
Speaker 2: There's there's this one, but it's expensive. My friend has it.
Speaker 3: It's real nice that changes color and when you touch
Speaker 3: it you to like it's called beach bunny beach bunny
Speaker 3: swim sequence just like they change direction, but it's perfect.
Speaker 3: You go down, it's a color and then if you
Speaker 3: come up, it's a different color.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the sequence is real like mut together. Yeah no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's a really nice bikini.
Speaker 1: But made for me, meaning that like I can't swim,
Speaker 1: so it would just be like a dry ass dope
Speaker 1: at bikini.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also gold for the podcast sitting and not going to
Speaker 1: be fake bloggers. We're going to be bloggers this summer.
Speaker 3: That's why we need to get this boat and these
Speaker 3: sequent fucking bathing suits. Yes, so I can't be glogging up.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be fake bloggers. We're going, but we're gonna
Speaker 3: make fun of bloggers. So we went writing posts that
Speaker 3: are gonna like fun of the blockshtag ad and sponsored.
Speaker 3: But no, the posts are actually gonna be sponsored.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh yeah, I'm just gonna fake it like we're
Speaker 2: absolutely you know what I mean. Parody block goals by guys.
Speaker 1: Love you guys, comment, rate, subscribe and make sure you
Speaker 1: follow case s face.
Speaker 2: Casey, please and send her money so she can give
Speaker 2: it away. I guess your your ve buy what you
Speaker 2: say is your is your Venmo? Casey Balsham, It's Casey
Speaker 2: dash Bolsham. Send her some money, guys. She's a good person.
Speaker 2: She's doing great. Bye Bye,