WEBVTT - "The Gullible Expert" with Casey Balsham 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:01.400 Hi. 0:00:01.520 --> 0:00:05.600 Yeah, yeah, yah, yai, hi yi, what's going on? 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:08.719 It's Marie and it's Sydney. You know who it is. 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:10.840 You know who it is. Well, actually we don't sound 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:13.480 like raspy men tonight are today? 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:16.040 Thank you so much? Yeah, we sound good. I mean 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.520 I don't know your voice is coming back. Thank you. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.279 I was a little worried. I was like, is she 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:21.360 getting sick? 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:25.560 She something's on her on her palpits or what do 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:25.960 you call it? 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:27.040 You say palpits? I don't think that. 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:30.000 What is it called nudes nodes? Yeah, it's something on 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:33.040 that or vocal cords. Yeah, something was going on with 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:34.480 your vocal cords. I was getting worried. 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:35.960 It happens every year, dude. 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:37.879 Also, I feel like it's still I still kind of 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:39.880 hear it, Like, is this how I sound all the time? 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:41.440 No, it sounds a lot clearer today. 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:43.639 Oh okay, well you sound a lot clearer today too, 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:48.400 Thank you, Thank you. I'm trying, guys, I am. I'm 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:51.159 excited for this episode. I feel like, just you know, 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:53.400 I feel like we haven't sat and talked for a moment. 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:57.120 We haven't it really, it's honestly, you've been so busy, 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:58.240 you've been shading me. 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.600 You won't write me back? What what are you talking about? 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:02.240 Did I not right to back? 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:03.680 I'm like, did it happen? 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:08.480 I know Marie has me on do not disturb? I don't, Yes, 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:12.679 you do, Marie. Look I'll show you right now. Look ready, look, 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:15.680 hold on, let me let me get to it. See 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:18.800 there's no moon next to your name. Only people with 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:19.920 the moon are on. 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:22.760 Do not disturb? Well, just another group chat that you 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:23.800 happen to be. Okay. 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:26.080 Well, I do feel like you see my message and 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:27.800 you're like, I'll look at this later. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:29.880 I mean sometimes you'd be saying things and I'm. 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:35.440 Like, like that didn't need to be a text. Why, Marie? 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.480 You know how I am. I tell you how I feel. 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:39.080 I text you just to text. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:41.000 This is what's let's talk about yesterday when I was 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.080 like I saw your text and was like, I'm not 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:43.679 gonna say anything. 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:44.880 Okay, you're gonna read it outloud? 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:49.920 Yes, okay, Sidney at one thirty three pm just finished. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.160 I'm headed to seventeenth Street to see Adrian. She wants 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:53.520 to grab something to eat. Do you want to meet 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:56.120 at Crossroads? Which is where I buy my second hand clothes? 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:59.840 I said I'm at crossroads now. Sidney said, yeah, question Mark. 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:02.680 I didn't respond to that. I didn't even I didn't 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:06.240 even click it. I just was like, oh, yeah, question Mark. 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:09.520 What is the proper response to yeah, question Mark? I 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:10.360 told you where I was. 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:10.800 Yeah. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:15.720 You could have just been like cool, yeah, question Mark. 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:18.480 And I was gonna say yes, and you're gonna say okay, 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.280 and I was gonna say cool. 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:24.560 Like that what and then you wrote me back hours later? 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:26.440 Would you write I. 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.200 Didn't find anything. I'm going back to Brooklyn to go 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:34.480 grocery shopping now, and and you were like really, just 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:37.400 like this way and then you called me because you 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:37.880 were like, oh. 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:40.040 She's not responding. Yeah, Well, you know what it is. 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:43.920 Me and Marie's relationship is I'm the big bubble and 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:45.280 she's like the one line. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:49.320 I'm always the one line. I'm the fucking bubble on bubble. 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:51.800 And then like another follow up, and then another follow 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:53.280 up and then like yes, like dude, I don't have 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:55.240 time to You could have just sent this in a. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:59.720 Power and it makes Marie so frustrated. But I'm this, 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:01.520 I do. This is what I've been doing. 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.880 Honestly, truly speaking, You're not that annoying, like I have 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:08.160 I have another friend who every bubble is a different 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.280 thought and it'll be in the same minute. 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.399 And I'm like, I don't have I don't have time. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.440 Yeah, Like my phone just keeps vibrating and I hate 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:17.280 that when it vibrates, vibrates, vibrates, Vibratey. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:21.880 How would I describe Marie through text? She is a concise, 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:22.919 shady person. 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:29.200 Thank you so much. I mean, I sent you a 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:29.840 little paragraph. 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:33.440 There no if Marie writes me a paragraph, she's pissed 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:35.760 off about something, and she got an attitude thank you. 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:38.440 And now she does these little voice memos. Are you 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.120 guys on this? She's send me a little voice thing. 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:42.800 You hold the little microphone and you record what you're saying, 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:44.360 and then you send it and then it goes away 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:46.840 and she's like, girl, I don't have time. Da da 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:48.640 da da da, And then that's the end of the 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:52.360 voice mad. I was like, well, you could have text that, mm. 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:54.839 Yeah, But I just like holding the button and saying 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:55.440 what I need to say. 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:57.760 I just want to let y'all know that when I 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:01.040 text Marie, it's almost like I'm texting sood I like, 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.680 and I'm just scared to write the wrong thing. 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:07.839 Yes, yes, what it is you think about what you're saying? 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:08.560 Oh hard? 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.080 Yes, Sometimes I'm like, yo, I don't know how Marie's 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.240 gonna interpret this, or she's gonna think it's corny. 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:16.440 Like girl stopped texting me, like I'm busy. You never 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:18.479 said girl stop texting me. Yeah, but I've never said 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:21.200 I'm busy. I just won't respond because I'm busy, right, 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.000 whatever that is crazy you are. 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:26.000 You're making me sound like a psycho. You're not. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:33.040 No, I'm the psycho because I'm obviously I'm so tired 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:34.920 of much about what I text. 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:37.120 Of course you don't because you're writing the one line, bitch. 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:38.320 Somebody can write you. 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:39.040 Oh. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.440 There's been so many nights where I've like poured my 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:44.280 heart to Murray and she's like, yeah, girl, okay, see 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:47.679 you tomorrow by or she'll just put an emoji. 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:51.679 I love an emoji, one with the little the monocle. 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:54.839 And he's like he's thinking, yeah, that's me judging you. Yes, 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:57.800 I'll said. 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.720 They were like I never had a little sister, my sister, 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:03.960 I love you, your your best, You're so inspiring. 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:06.839 Trying to go to bed and we're like, I'll send 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:08.520 a cat that's laughing with tears. 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:13.599 Yes, so fucking rude, dude. So are you gonna try 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:14.880 to be better at texting? 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:15.080 Like? 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:16.800 What does that mean? I think this is just who 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:17.160 I am. 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:19.320 I'm at a certain age where you know this is 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:21.279 what it is and I just gotta take it in. 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.120 So then why are you thinking about it so hard? 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:24.680 If this is who you are and I've known you. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.720 For four cool last years, then your anniversary is coming up? 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:34.080 Do you know what good day is? It's a aniversary. 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:35.880 When is our anniversary? Because I don't know the date, 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:38.479 I'm gonna look on Facebook. Wow, Facebook's like you. 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:39.960 Guys have been friends for this long? 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:42.400 Yeah, and there'll be one dusty ass picture of me 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.080 and my wig is all slanted and I'm like. 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:47.440 That's the picture you pick? Facebook, You shady ass horror. 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:52.760 When were you an expert in this week? This week? 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:54.839 I was an expert at just taking care of my body. 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:58.400 Okay, I got up early. I've been trying to dick. 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.560 Early on any dick this week today Wednesday, It's been 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:03.320 aendicless week. 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:06.120 Really, You've been so good. Thank you so much. 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:10.039 I'm so proud of you Honestly, I am I really. 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:12.160 Really not getting dick. You're proud of me getting. 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:13.560 No, I'm proud of you getting it because it was 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:20.000 so long where you were like, yeah, your va was like. 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:22.599 We need water. 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:33.719 Yeah, was the old lady in Titana dropping ruby Ruby. 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:36.160 That's how delusion of that bitch was. That's that's what 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:37.719 my my my pussy was. 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:40.159 Yeah, so no, I got I'm trying to get to 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:40.760 bed earlier so I. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.359 Can get up early to run. And I did that. 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:43.880 I got a power for a run. I did some 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:44.559 push ups. 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.040 Okay, I did some squats because I want my butt 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:49.680 to just you guys can't see what I'm doing, but 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.080 I'm making it seem like it's sitting up. And then 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.039 I went to dinner with this guy yesterday at like 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:56.480 a three or four dollars signed restaurant because you know, 0:06:56.520 --> 0:07:00.200 I googled it and it was good. I have the 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:02.200 fish he think I was. The waiter was like, it's 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:04.039 similar to like a prens you know texture. I was like, 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:06.400 that's what I want. I want the thing that's kind of. 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.360 Like and they had a little garnish and a lemon 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.480 on the side. It was so good. If you get 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:13.160 the limon and the garnish. That place is the list 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:15.360 there was great. It was like a salad that. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:17.400 Was like I don't even know what what the whole 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:18.160 type of salad it was. 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:20.600 It's like a little vinegrette. It was a different type 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:22.840 of grass. It was not it was not type of lettuce. 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:23.960 It was a different type of lettuce. 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:25.760 Okay, it was like, are these are hearts? 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:27.440 I didn't even know what it was? Okay, okay, is 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.520 this mint? It was very good? And then like some 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:33.160 little like pasta ball you deserve. And then we had 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:35.720 two desserts because we had nochi he had. 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:40.720 I knew it's niggas yo yo you with the right 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:43.080 type of dude. Man, I like him already one more time, 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:50.360 Naoki niggas. I think it's just yok No, you're not. 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:51.960 I can't do it. That's why I'm too poor. That's 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:53.840 why exactly I can't even pronounce it. I mean, I'm 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:56.120 poor too, Okay. And then we had two desserts. Wow, 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:59.360 two desserts. He's definitely trying to do anal or suck 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:01.760 your toes. I mean he could, he could suck my toes. 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:03.200 But I feel like if he's gonna suck my toes. 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:04.680 You gotta pay for me to get them done first. 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:07.520 Oh right, a thirty dollars predicura sist. This is me 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:09.840 self care. Okay, I was an expert on you want 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:12.240 to get a little fish Little fishes pedicule. Yes, I 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:13.600 want the little fish to eat the dits. 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:16.160 Yeah yeah, yeah that's what she did. Yeah, you deserve it. 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:20.760 That is he cute? Where's he from? How tall is he? Okay? 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:21.440 So he's tall. 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:23.720 Also, I feel like he listens to the podcast. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:26.120 Does he got a nice body for me? That's fine? 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.280 Listen listening to the podcast. 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:30.960 That's what they like to do. Listen, it's fine. They 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:34.280 have to they need tall. He was like six three 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:36.280 or something like, oh wow, woa wow wow. What the 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:36.880 face look like? 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.880 The face look like? Who would play him in a movie? 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:43.560 Channing Tatum if he lost it all? Yeah? Maybe okay, 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:48.120 like a less rugged, squishier Channing. I'm not gonna bring 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:48.840 him to no shows. 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:51.080 Okay, So you're not gonna see him all right because 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:52.079 it soups cash. 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:54.920 But we are going to the opera this week. You 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:56.960 know what. I like what you're doing. Man, you heard 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:58.560 that the opera? Listen girls. 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:01.840 Listen, girls, don't don't live through me, live through Marie. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:06.160 Let's get you a nigga. Yeah, Sidney, what were you 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:07.240 an expert in this week? 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:09.520 Oh? Man, I was an expert in thinking my ass 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:10.160 was a model. 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:10.760 Yo. 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:13.880 People have been hitting me up to do stuff, and 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:15.960 I'm just like, dude, I'm not a fucking model because 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:17.920 I go and set and I see real models that 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:21.080 ain't got no personality, who dead inside, who literally this 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:22.760 is all their life. And they come in and they. 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:25.400 Got that face like they got that face like this 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.480 is paying my rent face, you know what I mean? 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:30.520 Like everything from their nails, they fucking skin. You just 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:32.360 know they take care of themselves because this is their 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:32.959 money maker. 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:34.240 Bitch. 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:37.040 You know, I will drink water twice a week, but 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:41.000 you use like toner and moisturized. That's the stuff on 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:44.000 the outside. You gotta take your ship within. Like these models. 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:46.439 You know that they like eat a certain type of grass. 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:49.120 Models also don't really eat. They like split a pea 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:51.199 and they get like a certain type of ab but 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:54.440 almen to like help their skin out. Like these people work, 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:55.959 this is what they do, and I just come in 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.440 with my personality and I'm making fun of everybody, And 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:01.440 I'm laughing and they're looking at me like, is she 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:02.240 the hairdresser? 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:06.239 She here to you hair? Who is she? 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.640 Is she supposed to be on st I'm like, yeah, no, 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.640 I'm here. No, yes, I'm telling you I'm. 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:15.080 Not model models like for real models or they like. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:18.080 No for real for real models like tall, like their 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:20.360 body is on point. They ain't got no backfat like 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:21.439 they models. 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:25.920 You don't have any backfat sucking in a lot, but yeah, 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.080 what sucking your back dude? You can literally only suck 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:28.560 the front end. 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:28.880 Dude. 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:31.600 It's so fucking frustrating because you see them in every 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.079 fucking shot, not one of them is off. 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.600 They look good and everything in the city is photo 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:37.839 jak af. 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.160 And she's like everything looks good. No, shut up. 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:42.160 Every time I take a picture, I'm like, yo, that 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.480 that one year when where I did meth, you could 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:45.400 see a little bit that. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:46.679 Now it was a year afore. 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:49.080 You didn't met for a year now, but it was 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:50.280 one time by the side. 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.240 Wow, we start out hot, Oh my god, we started 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:54.040 out fucking hot. 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.800 Man, you're starting hot? Shit? Why did I say that? 0:10:56.960 --> 0:10:58.160 See this? Why I don't write you this? 0:10:58.200 --> 0:10:59.800 Why I don't text you because I say certain things 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:01.040 that i'm I'm like, I know you judging me. 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:03.959 Shit. Everyone listening is like Sidney did meth for. 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:07.360 A year, not a year, guys. It was like it 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.360 was meth adjacent. It wasn't even like real myth. So 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:19.439 you did diet myth, synthetic mess cologne meth? Yeah? No, 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.280 really break it down, how many how long? 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:22.320 Anyway? I was in this. 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:26.600 I was at this photo shoot and everybody was so 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:29.800 well put together, and everybody had their moves, and I 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:31.600 was just like there and I was like, I don't 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:32.200 want to smile. 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:33.360 I don't want to do I. 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:37.480 Want to smile. The photographer asked me, can you flip 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:39.120 your hair? And I said, no, sir, this is not 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:41.800 the type of hair that flips. It has one lips. 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:44.920 If it flips, it's flipping off. So I will not 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:47.319 be doing any flips. You like, can you do like 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:49.920 something with your hair? I said, no, this is what 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:52.080 it looks like. It's not the flip. This don't move. 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:54.800 This stays the way it is. You got a brush 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:57.480 on site? What's up? It was a mess? Can you 0:11:57.520 --> 0:11:58.360 flip your hair? 0:11:58.440 --> 0:11:58.520 No? 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:01.520 I was like, this is what my white photographers, Can 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:03.679 you just like, you know, act like the wind is 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:06.120 hitting it. No, dude, when the wind hits it in 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:08.160 real life, the whole thing is coming off. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:10.280 No dude. It was rough. 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:13.480 I remember when I would wear wigs and one day 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:15.800 it was really winny and I just tied two pieces 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:18.960 of the wig under my chin, like literally just like 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:20.040 little Jewish curls. 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:22.560 Yeah, because I didn't want the wig to come off. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:23.800 It didn't have any combes in it. 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:25.560 Anyway. It did nothing for my confidence. 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:27.080 I was like, I don't think I want to do 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:29.120 this again, but I may five hundred thous so you 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:30.839 will do it again. I mean, there's no way you're not. 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:33.240 If they if they call me back and say, yeah, 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:33.920 we will have you. 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:35.600 I'll do it. Where are these photos going to appear? 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:36.120 They don't. 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:38.160 It's just a whole bunch of photographers come and it's 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:41.640 kind of like like a test shoot, things that teach 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:43.679 them how to do different lightings and stuff like that. 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:47.320 They had me in a JC Pinnings evening gown. I 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:48.000 looked crazy. 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:50.600 It was fine. It was I'm not showing nobody. How 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:51.360 long were you there for? 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:54.360 I was there for a couple hours. The makeup was trash, 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:57.600 it was fine whatever, but you looked great. Speaking of 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:01.720 something that's not trash, speaking of something that's outstanding, speaking 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:06.840 of myth our guest today, guest today, would never would 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:09.800 not even will never never been in a town that 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:10.679 has meth at all. 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:12.920 Shan't ever. I mean she in Brooklyn. Now, I feel like, no, 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:14.680 they don't do math here. They don't, but it's the 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:15.120 new Brooklyn. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:17.240 It's white people here now, so they might do meth here. 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:17.440 Now. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:22.160 She's a comic that has done our show before, she's 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:22.839 done my radio. 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:25.120 She's great. She's a writer, she's a. 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:28.280 She's a lover, she's a homie, she's a sister, she's 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:28.800 a friend. 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:32.240 Yes, she's a philanthropist. She's a world traveler because she 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:34.200 travels a lot. Okay, and she got the hat to 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.679 prove it. Okay, she's wearing a Panama today. 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:41.360 She is our global expert expert giving up for Casey. 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:47.720 By s waved just so everybody at home knows, nice voice, Casey. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:50.600 Case you've been sitting here for a couple of minutes. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.520 I feel about the things that you've heard today. 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:56.800 I mean, we've covered a lot. Math is fun. 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.080 Have you no no, no, no, no, no. I mean I 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:01.720 just think learning secrets is fun. 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:06.040 So Sydney is good her secret, she's so good. 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:07.760 So like I didn't know that there was a meth 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:10.560 adjacent I didn't know that that was a thing. 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:16.760 Yeah, well, actually adderall is like another type of meth amphetamine. 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:18.280 I did hear that. Yeah it is. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:21.400 Don't tell half the comics like that. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:24.760 It's it's like, yeah, it's like myth. That's why it 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:27.080 keeps you up. That's why you stay focused. So I 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:30.640 say the same thing, same thing, but no, but that's 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:33.080 what you crush up the adderall and you sniff. 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:36.200 It and then like, why is the coke orange? Some 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:36.880 people do that. 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:39.840 Why is the coke orange? I don't know, no idea. 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:43.720 I've never taken adderall. I just stay up. 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:45.120 It's trash. I don't do it. 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:46.840 I had to do it when I like was like 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:48.720 in high school when I was like diagnosed with age. 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:51.720 Kids stay in school and don't do drugs because there's 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:52.320 kids listening. 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:55.880 Guys, thank you and mother, you did you had. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.760 Had like I was prescribed had like I had like ADHD, 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:00.360 which really only meant like I had I could take 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.640 unto untimed tests. Which was the best because there's just 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.840 a bunch of us that would be like just running 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:07.160 around the gym like not. 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:09.600 But you don't anymore. No, no, no, I don't do 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:11.720 any of that stuff anymore. You grown. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:14.880 But you know what, here's the thing I really wish 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:16.920 I like, I like, I really wish I got into 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:17.480 pills more. 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:21.560 No, dude, No, you don't spoken like a true quite. 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:25.760 First of all, pills are mad expensive. I know it 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:28.320 has a lot of money. Seems like oxy cotton. You 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:29.560 gotta have good health care. 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:31.720 I would never My sister's a nurse and she's just 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:34.280 like she basically is like that. The company like they 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:37.120 could give two fucks. There was all this stuff out 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:40.280 in America. They basically now they're selling it in Europe 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:42.760 with without any of the warnings. But they're yeah, they're 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.760 they're dealing heroin to people can't. 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:51.360 Yeah, it's terrible, and that oxy in anything if you 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:54.120 like hurt your knee, if you like have a surgery, 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:57.640 they just throwing that ship. What happens on my west right, 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:01.480 Opio waitsoids because he. 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:03.680 Was like I got light bob suction for y'all, and 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:04.840 I was like, you're so fat. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:09.960 Also, there was not one single person that was like nobody. 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:12.480 I have never had any conversations with anybody that are 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:15.560 like Kanye should you know, need get a couple of 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:16.920 squish out? 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:18.800 Just just press on those squish you know when you 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:20.920 put a pimple and you like squeeze it in some 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:21.640 of the stuff out. 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:25.280 No, think I'm not respecting a man who gets light bo. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:26.760 I just feel like you're a man. 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:29.840 You should You should work out because you change your 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:31.320 diets easier for you to lose weight. 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:33.560 It's proven like a guy goes on a diet for 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:35.880 a week and he's like a new person. A woman 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:37.520 goes on a diet for two years and is like, 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.480 I mean, I guess I feel okay, I. 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:41.840 Guess I guess I lost a pound of water weight. 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.640 Crazy because listen, we get these guys such a hard 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:47.880 time because they were like, oh, you don't put any 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.480 time into looking good. You're just throwing that dusty sneaker 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:52.960 and a terrible shirt and you got no abs. 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:54.080 That's what the West is. 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.440 Yes, So now if they want to get lightpo what 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:58.640 you gotta do. Man, if you're gonna take that hairline 0:16:58.640 --> 0:16:59.960 while you're at it, No, if you're. 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:02.840 Gonna but if you're gonna get liposuction, as a man, 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:03.880 I don't want to hear about it. 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:08.080 Just quietly you be like I'm going on a retreat. Yeah, 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:10.080 I'm going on a work tree. 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:11.880 Tell us you're in rehab. Don't tell me you're getting 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:13.320 plastic shirt, plastic surgery. 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:16.400 Tell us about it on TMZ. Wow, a man's really 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:18.320 got to be a man. It's like, don't speak about 0:17:18.320 --> 0:17:19.720 your life boat, especially because it. 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:22.960 Was on TMZ, which is like the trashiest one. Like yeah, 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:24.800 it's like going to give this whole interview and be 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:26.919 like and be like I was this was hard for me, 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:28.600 Like I'd have some but the fact that he busted 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:31.919 into the TMZ office in then a sweatsuit, yes, and 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:35.520 it's like problem. His nipples were like pointy under their shirt. 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:37.080 It was like, do what kind of fabric you want? 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:38.800 Is that not a cotton blend? 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:42.800 Anyways, you're he's also a millionaire, like he can afford 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:45.639 to pay like a chef and a trainer, and like 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:46.560 he could have lost that weight. 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:48.600 You could have invited TMZ to his house. 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:52.359 He's he's just no need to bust in anyways, busting 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:53.280 into la offices. 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:54.680 Yes, you travel a lot. 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:55.600 I have. 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:58.080 I have traveled. I did get this hat on the 0:17:58.080 --> 0:18:00.280 street in New York just so, but it doesn't like 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:02.200 it though. It doesn't look like a street at all. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:04.520 This was like a hungover hat. Where I was walking 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:05.960 to work. I was like, I need to cover more 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:06.600 of my face. 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:09.400 It looks so good. It's a really cute panic hat. 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:13.120 Thanks very much, short what you paid for ten bucks? 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:16.160 That's good. T J Crew was selling them last year 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:19.080 for like six Remember when you when I went to 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:19.840 go check it out for. 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:21.520 You got to do all the hats from those street 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:24.480 guys hats and sunglasses. I feel, oh, yes, then you 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:26.680 can at least like play around and have. 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:29.000 Like fun ones. But then they look like, you know, 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:31.879 the designer ones look cool. It's fun to play with. 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:33.880 Also, you can't play with you can't pay what they 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:35.320 tell you to pay, like Sydney does. 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:40.040 Oh you okay, So let's get into this gullible thing. 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:42.639 So are you so? Are you somebody who haggles at 0:18:42.680 --> 0:18:43.879 all when you pay for things? 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:46.960 I go I always go into things being like I'm 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.960 gonna get them, and then they're just like like literally 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:52.480 even yesterday, no, two days ago. There's a record guy, 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:54.880 a guy selling records on the corner of like records 0:18:54.920 --> 0:18:57.119 like full on like classic, like he had all this. 0:18:57.200 --> 0:18:59.119 I got caught there was I saw Dirty Dancing and 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:00.600 I was like, I know all those songs. It's like 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:02.399 fun oldies. They also have like a new Kids on 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:04.680 the Block record, which I was like, let's go, let's 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:06.720 gonna getting Oh yeah, So I got caught with Dirty 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:08.719 Dancing thinking because you know, when you go buy records, 0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:10.639 it's so like I know that it's trendy now, but 0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:12.520 they'll be like five dollars like something like that. 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:13.640 How much is a record? 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:18.080 Yeah, this guy was sold. I bought two records and 0:19:18.160 --> 0:19:23.560 he I like it was embarrass sam, like forty dollars 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:26.560 for two records on the street on the. 0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:29.840 Way street records that probably has lice, How dare you? 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:30.760 They were dusty? 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:33.240 They were dusty, and because the thing is like I 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:35.960 was kind of going in there being like, no, no, 0:19:36.160 --> 0:19:38.600 I'll give this guy twenty five dollars at the most, 0:19:38.640 --> 0:19:40.040 and he literally said forty and I was like, here 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:43.119 you go, like I have seen every intention of trying 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:45.720 to stand up for myself and like walk away. But 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:47.600 then he says it, and it's like I almost feel 0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:50.560 like I don't know what I feel. I feel like 0:19:50.600 --> 0:19:52.760 I can't I don't know. I'm like I just like 0:19:52.880 --> 0:19:55.000 I I honestly am just like this was the price 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:55.680 they must be. 0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:59.480 Don't just hand them my cash. Don't be sad. Don't 0:19:59.560 --> 0:20:02.320 be sad for them. They're hustling people I know. And 0:20:02.400 --> 0:20:05.200 this guy was clearly like, no, no to spell. Those 0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:07.480 records are not his records. He found them. 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:10.399 He probably also bought the record. Like No, these were 0:20:10.480 --> 0:20:12.560 like they were actually like good like the other plasks. 0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:14.480 They didn't look like, they didn't smell like they had 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:16.600 been sitting in like somebody's dead basement for a while. 0:20:16.880 --> 0:20:18.840 Like they were like had the plastic and all this stuff. 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:21.320 But I was also like, this guy seemed to touch autistic. 0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:23.880 Like I heard him try to sell this children's record 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:27.119 to a man for one hundred dollars and that man, well, 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:28.240 that's a great man. 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:34.200 Autism. I want that selling autism selling. 0:20:34.440 --> 0:20:37.320 Yeah, yeah, that man walked away. That man walked away 0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:39.320 with one record that he whittled down to like fifteen. 0:20:39.359 --> 0:20:40.760 And then here I am like, how much did you 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:44.280 like fifteen? You get a different one? And I paid 0:20:44.359 --> 0:20:47.840 forty dollars for uh for two records? Do you have 0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:48.560 a record player? 0:20:48.600 --> 0:20:50.679 Even I have a record for dollars? 0:20:50.800 --> 0:20:55.639 Case this couch on a Monday? No, no, no, hold on, 0:20:55.720 --> 0:20:58.200 hold on forty dollars on a Monday. Actually, to do 0:20:58.320 --> 0:21:01.760 the podcast, the guests have to pay us fifty dollars each. 0:21:01.960 --> 0:21:03.720 So that'll be you. 0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:06.360 Guys were like, you pay your own your own way 0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:08.159 here and then for the exposure. 0:21:08.200 --> 0:21:11.840 I will imagine if you charged guests to be on 0:21:11.880 --> 0:21:12.960 a podcasts, they wouldn't do it. 0:21:13.040 --> 0:21:16.680 Crazy. I feel like we could have charged Casey. I 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:23.200 would have been like, you, guys, lunch, what's happening? I 0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:25.360 wasn't running late. I would have stopped with the Brenzino. 0:21:27.400 --> 0:21:29.359 Oh yeah wait wait, how did you say it the 0:21:29.400 --> 0:21:36.280 first time? Oki? That's how I want to say it now, Skyk, 0:21:36.520 --> 0:21:38.840 I mean, g in there. It sounds like a nail lady. 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:42.560 Yeah, can you get the corner of my thumb because 0:21:42.600 --> 0:21:45.879 it looks like you missed this? So are you usually 0:21:45.960 --> 0:21:46.520 bad with money? 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:51.480 Then? Like when yes, okay, so I it's so hard. 0:21:51.600 --> 0:21:54.160 I literally I have pet I mean the one good 0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:55.440 thing I'll say that I have going for me. Is 0:21:55.440 --> 0:21:58.000 that I never got a credit card because I know 0:21:58.200 --> 0:22:00.680 how impulsive I am, and I knew that I would be. 0:22:01.640 --> 0:22:03.800 I knew that I would fuck myself for life. 0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:07.920 So it's like I never I had myself for life, 0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:10.400 myself alive, myself alive. 0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:10.960 I like that. 0:22:11.040 --> 0:22:13.879 That'll be my theme song when I when I was 0:22:13.920 --> 0:22:15.879 in college, I got a gap card because I was 0:22:15.960 --> 0:22:17.240 on supervised one day and. 0:22:18.840 --> 0:22:19.600 I used it. 0:22:19.760 --> 0:22:21.480 Was like instead of doing laundry, I was like, guess 0:22:21.520 --> 0:22:23.240 I've got some cakes, you know, like, and I would 0:22:23.400 --> 0:22:26.040 just fucking run that ship up. I had a five 0:22:26.119 --> 0:22:28.320 hundred dollars balance on that for about three years until 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:30.679 one year for my birthday, my parents paid it off 0:22:30.720 --> 0:22:33.040 for me because I was literally I wasn't like that 0:22:33.280 --> 0:22:35.040 was like they came together and were like, this has 0:22:35.080 --> 0:22:37.760 gotta be But I literally left the balance on there 0:22:37.960 --> 0:22:41.159 for years and then does it go up? 0:22:41.359 --> 0:22:43.440 Yes, yes, I had an Angel's card, bitch. 0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:45.480 They were oh the Victorias secrets or they don't play 0:22:45.520 --> 0:22:48.280 no games, No they don't, and that's and then that's 0:22:48.600 --> 0:22:49.960 on your credit toun and you're like, how like I 0:22:49.960 --> 0:22:51.000 can't buy a house because of. 0:22:51.080 --> 0:22:54.440 Panties, Like it's two hundred dollars, literally just two hundred dollars. 0:22:54.600 --> 0:22:57.840 Yeah, it's terrible. I've never gotten a store card insane, 0:22:58.080 --> 0:23:00.400 I know, I know, and it was literally got us. Yeah. 0:23:00.560 --> 0:23:02.760 I was just I was like, I have to be supervised. 0:23:02.800 --> 0:23:04.320 If I had a credit card, I would need like 0:23:05.359 --> 0:23:07.320 somebody to be sewn to me to be like, don't 0:23:07.320 --> 0:23:07.680 spend that. 0:23:07.920 --> 0:23:10.520 Well, what made you get the Gap card? 0:23:10.720 --> 0:23:12.399 I was just in coll and I was like, I 0:23:12.480 --> 0:23:14.720 think I was there somebody on camp like I was 0:23:14.720 --> 0:23:16.399 about to buy like a T shirt, and they're like, 0:23:16.400 --> 0:23:17.440 why don't you just sign up for the car to 0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:19.640 get twenty percent off everything today? And I was like yeah, 0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:24.400 and then just grabbed more everything, grabbed pants and everything. 0:23:24.440 --> 0:23:26.760 To be in a certain place to let somebody scam 0:23:26.880 --> 0:23:30.320 you in fucking the gap especially for like coolotte pants, 0:23:30.359 --> 0:23:33.320 like for like yellow like capri pants, some pants, for 0:23:33.400 --> 0:23:34.359 stuff that you don't even wear it. 0:23:35.520 --> 0:23:37.600 I couldn't even tell you. I don't even think I 0:23:37.680 --> 0:23:39.560 wore it that much then, like I used to Gap 0:23:39.680 --> 0:23:43.000 wasn't even cool though, No it was, but I was like, yeah, 0:23:43.040 --> 0:23:44.240 I was like I didn't know. I was just like 0:23:44.280 --> 0:23:46.520 a couple of like it just felt like it was free, 0:23:46.800 --> 0:23:49.120 like I just felt like I was kind of felt. 0:23:48.960 --> 0:23:50.760 Like being a grown up. Like I was like, charge it, 0:23:50.840 --> 0:23:52.200 you know, and I was like, I see people do this, 0:23:53.400 --> 0:23:56.119 My mom do this cigarette. 0:23:58.240 --> 0:24:00.399 I had my own water bottle full of cop and 0:24:00.560 --> 0:24:02.959 like I had the reusable like giant Starbucks, saying though, 0:24:03.000 --> 0:24:05.080 I just I thought it was a grown up thing 0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:05.280 to do. 0:24:05.480 --> 0:24:07.640 So I got it and then yeah, it was miserable. 0:24:07.640 --> 0:24:08.840 But so I've never got a credit. 0:24:08.640 --> 0:24:11.920 Card because I've always always been impulsive with money, because 0:24:11.920 --> 0:24:16.600 I'm always I'm very much like, gratify me now, you know, do. 0:24:16.640 --> 0:24:18.040 You Is that how you are in the bedroom too, 0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:19.040 Gratify me now. 0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:21.200 I'm like closing my eyes and let's just all get 0:24:21.240 --> 0:24:25.040 there gratifying gratify me now. 0:24:25.359 --> 0:24:28.280 Yeah, So does that mean you carry just cash now? 0:24:28.760 --> 0:24:28.800 No? 0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:32.800 I When I have cash, though, it's dangerous because like 0:24:32.880 --> 0:24:35.439 I said, it's like even showtime, showtime, and even if 0:24:35.480 --> 0:24:38.000 I'm like I'm not paying attention today, they start flipping 0:24:38.040 --> 0:24:40.040 and they catch that dirty hat in their mouth, and I'm. 0:24:39.920 --> 0:24:42.119 Like, this deserves at least a dollar. You know. 0:24:42.320 --> 0:24:44.160 Every time someone gets on the train and starts dancing 0:24:44.280 --> 0:24:45.640 or asks for money. 0:24:45.680 --> 0:24:47.680 I at least give them. I at least try to 0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:49.840 give them my attention if I don't have a dollar. 0:24:50.320 --> 0:24:52.400 But I mean I've given them money and not even 0:24:52.440 --> 0:24:54.320 taken the fruits. Next too, like I've given them and 0:24:54.359 --> 0:24:56.600 I've taken the fruits necks, and I've given them money 0:24:56.680 --> 0:24:57.639 and not taken the fruits. 0:24:57.920 --> 0:25:01.800 I'm telling you, when I have cash, it's it's it's bad. 0:25:02.240 --> 0:25:05.400 It's like I like, like I told you on the radio, 0:25:05.480 --> 0:25:08.280 like I've gone to the bank to pull out cash 0:25:08.640 --> 0:25:10.680 to give money to a homeless per So that guy 0:25:10.720 --> 0:25:12.359 that I saw that was crying and then once I 0:25:12.400 --> 0:25:15.840 got closer, you got got with the homeless tears. I 0:25:15.920 --> 0:25:18.280 got got with the homeless tears. Like the I walk wind, 0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:20.280 He's like, please, somebody help me, Please, somebody help me. 0:25:20.320 --> 0:25:23.440 I was like, it's not gonna help this man. So 0:25:23.560 --> 0:25:25.480 I walked into a bank that wasn't even my own, 0:25:25.520 --> 0:25:29.240 so I had to pay a fifty. 0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:32.879 He was just when I got closer, he was yellow 0:25:33.000 --> 0:25:38.240 like he was a legit alcoholic. I told you his face, No, no, 0:25:38.400 --> 0:25:40.240 his face was like he was like yellow color. No, 0:25:40.280 --> 0:25:41.879 he was like this old white man and he was 0:25:41.960 --> 0:25:43.040 crying and he felt bad. 0:25:43.359 --> 0:25:46.160 White man. I felt bad because he was asking for help. 0:25:46.600 --> 0:25:48.280 This is the thing, is like, I can't make eye 0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:50.639 contact or listen to your story because I will like 0:25:50.960 --> 0:25:52.600 I'm like, okay. 0:25:52.440 --> 0:25:55.639 You know we're quite poor contact keep her right contact. 0:25:55.720 --> 0:26:01.760 If you guys were on the train, how much money 0:26:01.800 --> 0:26:04.639 did you give you this this dirty drunk we I. 0:26:04.680 --> 0:26:08.680 Gave him ten dollars And when I got close, do 0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:10.119 you have that you could get tens out of? 0:26:12.040 --> 0:26:12.080 No? 0:26:12.440 --> 0:26:14.080 I got a in the hood. 0:26:14.320 --> 0:26:14.600 No, no, no. 0:26:14.760 --> 0:26:15.800 I went to a teller. 0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:18.840 I got twenty out of the ATM waited in line 0:26:18.920 --> 0:26:20.280 to break it into ten. 0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:22.399 Kasey, how do you have the time? This is New 0:26:22.520 --> 0:26:24.240 York City, We're busy. How do you have time to 0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:24.520 do that? 0:26:24.600 --> 0:26:26.399 I don't know where I was going. Girl, you had 0:26:27.200 --> 0:26:31.040 your whole day was free. I must have been never 0:26:31.240 --> 0:26:34.280 give homeless people money. And when I was in college, 0:26:34.320 --> 0:26:37.159 I was legit, like a homeless magnet. And I remember 0:26:37.320 --> 0:26:39.480 my friend dropped me off at the train station and 0:26:39.880 --> 0:26:41.640 this guy was like asking for money. And she called 0:26:41.680 --> 0:26:44.359 me and was like, Marie, here's X amount of dollars, 0:26:44.480 --> 0:26:47.040 get him something to eat for McDonald's. So I'm like, great, 0:26:47.440 --> 0:26:49.600 me and this homeless man walking to McDonald's together, like 0:26:49.680 --> 0:26:51.680 we're on a date and I'm like, well, what do 0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:52.040 you want? 0:26:52.080 --> 0:26:52.520 And he was like. 0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:57.359 I don't really see anything here that I want. I 0:26:57.480 --> 0:26:59.760 was like, we're at McDonald's and you're not hungry. Yeah, 0:27:00.000 --> 0:27:01.560 you're trying to me that your body is a temple. 0:27:01.720 --> 0:27:01.920 Yeah. 0:27:01.960 --> 0:27:06.280 He was exactly like a dusty brown temple. 0:27:06.520 --> 0:27:08.720 He was like, my family's up the road, and like, 0:27:09.119 --> 0:27:10.760 I feel like if you gave me the cash, I 0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:13.400 can get something to eat with them up the road. 0:27:13.560 --> 0:27:15.840 Yeah, up the road. I was like, oh, so they're home. 0:27:16.520 --> 0:27:18.800 It's yeah, they're home. Yeah, they So you have a 0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:21.120 place to stay. I know I had. 0:27:21.440 --> 0:27:23.600 There are times when I'll be like, use my use 0:27:23.640 --> 0:27:25.359 my better judgment. Because there was this guy that was 0:27:25.400 --> 0:27:27.960 standing outside of like a dollar pizza slice and I 0:27:28.040 --> 0:27:29.800 was going in to get a pizza and he was like, 0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:32.840 just a dollar for some food, please, like just like 0:27:32.920 --> 0:27:34.240 he was on this loop. And I was like, this 0:27:34.280 --> 0:27:37.840 guy's just a dollar food please, And I was like, 0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:39.520 I'll buy you a slice of pizza, and he like 0:27:39.800 --> 0:27:41.520 it like he was too fucked up that they couldn't 0:27:41.520 --> 0:27:43.760 even compute, Like he was like just a dollar for 0:27:43.880 --> 0:27:45.720 some food. And I was like, I'll buy you a 0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:47.440 slice of pizza. And I was like nice at first, 0:27:47.440 --> 0:27:49.000 and he's like I just need a dollar for some 0:27:49.200 --> 0:27:50.680 I was like, do you want a pizza or not? 0:27:50.920 --> 0:27:52.359 And I just like walk And then that was like 0:27:52.400 --> 0:27:53.920 the time when I was like that was like the 0:27:54.040 --> 0:27:55.600 roughest I've ever been because I was like, this is 0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:57.560 this is a clear thing, like at a certain point, 0:27:57.600 --> 0:27:59.159 this guy is gonna have to just take the pizza 0:27:59.240 --> 0:28:00.760 and fake it, you know, I mean, because it's like 0:28:00.800 --> 0:28:04.280 you're standing literally outside of a pizza place when I'd 0:28:04.320 --> 0:28:06.080 say most people would be like, I'll buy you a 0:28:06.200 --> 0:28:06.959 dollar slice. 0:28:07.000 --> 0:28:08.520 I think you just like you can't have a conversation 0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:11.240 with them. You have to just bring them the slice. Yeah, 0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:12.000 And then if they. 0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:14.639 Try to reason with these people, you can't reason with 0:28:14.720 --> 0:28:17.800 them because to them, listen, they are at rock bottom. 0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:20.639 They'll say anything, they'll do anything to get the fucking 0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:22.080 cash money. At the point, you don't know how any 0:28:22.160 --> 0:28:23.920 dix he'll suck for for a dollar. 0:28:24.280 --> 0:28:26.359 He honestly you don't even know it was, yeah, because 0:28:26.359 --> 0:28:28.600 he didn't even seem to compute anything. So I'm sure 0:28:28.640 --> 0:28:30.639 that there's just been things they just know that that's on. 0:28:30.840 --> 0:28:32.760 It's on rotation, like it's on rotation. 0:28:32.880 --> 0:28:33.080 Dollar? 0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:35.240 Can I have a dollar? Yeah? What's the most money 0:28:35.280 --> 0:28:36.240 you've ever given somebody? 0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:39.479 You mean you don't know, I mean the ten was Oh, 0:28:39.800 --> 0:28:42.480 the guy, the baby formula guy gave him thirty six, 0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:43.920 thirty five or thirty six dollars. 0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:46.320 Baby formulas tell tell the people's yes. 0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:48.360 So this is which then I heard is a racket 0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:50.080 because you guys told me that it's this whole thing 0:28:50.120 --> 0:28:53.040 where these guys they have you buy baby formula. 0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:54.560 They say that they This guy told me he had 0:28:54.560 --> 0:28:57.040 an AIDS baby and he needed hit you with the 0:28:57.160 --> 0:29:00.840 AIDS baby. With AIDS baby, he told me. 0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:02.760 He told me. 0:29:03.000 --> 0:29:05.480 He told me that he was displaced from the Florida 0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:08.760 to hurricanes, which didn't even really displace people, and that 0:29:08.880 --> 0:29:11.560 they brought him to New York. And Robbie was like, 0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:13.520 do you know how many places in the middle of 0:29:13.600 --> 0:29:15.920 Florida are dirt cheap? There was no way they would 0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:18.400 be like, oh, you lost your home in Miami, let's 0:29:18.440 --> 0:29:20.280 send you the expensive place. 0:29:20.600 --> 0:29:23.200 You your wife and your aid's baby, let's go. 0:29:24.160 --> 0:29:26.920 So he So I was walking from New York Comedy 0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:28.400 Club and it was like minute and I told her 0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:30.440 I was like listening to a murder podcast anyway. 0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:31.960 So with somebody that approached it, I was like, I 0:29:32.040 --> 0:29:33.360 was like, I don't know listening. I can't listen to 0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:36.280 a murder podcast, I know by myself. And so he 0:29:36.440 --> 0:29:38.600 was just kind of like she wanted down. Yeah, unless 0:29:38.640 --> 0:29:41.560 you're like he's ready. She seems like she's ready. Seems 0:29:41.640 --> 0:29:42.600 like she's rid. 0:29:42.760 --> 0:29:44.880 My key the keys thing. I just have a bag 0:29:44.920 --> 0:29:48.200 full of change and just checking them. So comes up 0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:49.560 and he's like, hey, I'm not gonna ask you for money. 0:29:49.600 --> 0:29:51.560 He's like, I just He's like, this is my story. 0:29:51.640 --> 0:29:54.360 He's like, you know, I'm a I'm a bricklayer by trade. 0:29:54.360 --> 0:30:00.440 Which then Robbie's like he's like Game of Thrones. He's like, 0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:01.840 I'm a brick layer by trade. He's like, I make 0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:03.800 seventy five dollars an hour in Florida. He's like, we 0:30:03.880 --> 0:30:05.560 got displace here. They moved us from Brookly, Like, I 0:30:05.640 --> 0:30:09.120 mean he had everything. That's not enough in Miami. Just 0:30:10.520 --> 0:30:13.000 sorry about an hour is a lot of money. Yeah, 0:30:13.040 --> 0:30:15.800 And he's like, I pay for the He's like a lawyer. 0:30:16.000 --> 0:30:16.760 I know, I know. 0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:19.080 He's like, you know I've paid into social screen my 0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:20.120 whole life. I don't know where it is. 0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:22.160 He even showed me this is where then I'm an idiot. 0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:26.720 He showed me his New York state I deep like 0:30:26.920 --> 0:30:28.400 or Medicaid card or something like that, and I was like, 0:30:28.440 --> 0:30:30.200 I was able to pay for that, but that's why 0:30:30.480 --> 0:30:32.760 I was like. But also in my head now I'm like, 0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:35.520 you mean you've been here long enough to apply for medicaid, 0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:37.280 because like I have medica. I know how long that 0:30:37.360 --> 0:30:39.800 shit takes in yourself a minute and I'm like, yeah, 0:30:39.880 --> 0:30:40.600 it takes a while. 0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:42.719 And see his address? What was that adress? 0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:44.160 He kept telling me the addresses like you can go 0:30:44.280 --> 0:30:46.400 visit me. I'm in sweet and I should have written 0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:47.800 down because at first I was kind. 0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:50.680 Of like, you was gonna go, well, I was gonna 0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:54.719 maybe check on baby Casey. You were probably like, hey, 0:30:54.760 --> 0:30:56.160 Marie in city, you want to hang out for a 0:30:56.160 --> 0:30:56.560 little bit. 0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:58.240 And then you take us to this place like yeah, 0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:04.120 I just needed back up, like they got at me get. 0:31:04.680 --> 0:31:06.440 So yeah, So he takes me, He walks me, He 0:31:06.560 --> 0:31:10.280 tells me, uh, he goes, I need this special formula. 0:31:10.480 --> 0:31:12.239 He has me look it up on my phone, all 0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:13.959 that stuff, and I don't know what he just has 0:31:14.040 --> 0:31:16.160 the name of the formula all this stuff, and I'm like, okay, 0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:17.120 I can buy you some food. 0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:19.200 He's like, you don't have any Wi Fi and you're 0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:21.680 looking up stuff for somebody else and for some stranger. 0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:25.240 I'm just I just was looking up. So we eventually 0:31:25.440 --> 0:31:28.160 walked to from New York to the Daine read. 0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:31.480 How many did you and this dirty man walk together? Three? 0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:34.960 An't like the three of the long block chatting with 0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:36.360 me by yourself? Yes. 0:31:38.320 --> 0:31:40.160 We ran into Nico White on the way because they 0:31:40.200 --> 0:31:42.840 were going to New York and I'm like, and yeah, 0:31:42.880 --> 0:31:44.440 I probably did. 0:31:44.560 --> 0:31:47.640 He look at you like hell? He told me no. 0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:50.560 When I told him what happened, He's like, don't do that, 0:31:50.720 --> 0:31:53.040 and I was like, I'm sorry. I just like I 0:31:53.200 --> 0:31:55.240 want to believe that people if people are in like 0:31:55.480 --> 0:31:56.960 you know, because he's like, I hate having to do 0:31:57.080 --> 0:31:57.760 this because I'm. 0:31:57.640 --> 0:32:01.000 Like, the story was so I usually don't do this. 0:32:01.160 --> 0:32:05.080 I hate you're lying they do joice. 0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:08.000 Bud was like, did you just get here? She's like, 0:32:08.040 --> 0:32:10.120 what the fuck is wrong with you? We walked the 0:32:10.160 --> 0:32:11.680 thing because he tells me that he has a problem. 0:32:11.720 --> 0:32:13.400 He's like, no, they have a problem with me. At 0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:14.760 the other one, which I should have been like, but 0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:16.760 at this point, now I've walked. So now we've walked 0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:18.560 into Dwayne and read together. And when I walked in, 0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:21.600 he goes, oh, it's that one there that's missing, but 0:32:21.920 --> 0:32:23.800 you see the price. And then afterwards I was like, 0:32:23.920 --> 0:32:25.120 I'm sorry. I was like, we can go to the 0:32:25.200 --> 0:32:27.160 other one. He's like, no, they won't let me in there. 0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:27.920 And I was like, okay. 0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:30.040 He's like, did you ask why, Casey? You guys have 0:32:30.200 --> 0:32:32.400 walked for three avenues. He's basically your best friend. 0:32:32.440 --> 0:32:32.600 Now. 0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:35.480 I know he did hug me, but sometimes you don't want. 0:32:35.360 --> 0:32:36.960 To say why because you're just like, I just want 0:32:36.960 --> 0:32:37.960 to get this fucking over with it. 0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:39.600 I just that's when you just go home. 0:32:39.840 --> 0:32:41.440 It's kind of like but at this point, like I'm like, 0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:42.920 now that we've done this, if I walk away, like 0:32:42.960 --> 0:32:44.560 I don't know if I just run or if I 0:32:44.760 --> 0:32:48.320 just I don't know what happened. No, No, it was winter, 0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:50.120 so they were they were they could have been. They 0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:53.440 were close Toedyce. 0:32:54.600 --> 0:32:57.040 Did you have those are terrible running? 0:32:57.120 --> 0:32:57.160 No? 0:32:57.800 --> 0:33:01.280 No, I've heard you can and New York you can't roll. 0:33:01.560 --> 0:33:04.000 You can roll in ankle you know angle. 0:33:04.120 --> 0:33:07.200 Yeah, ugs are now just my like house like the 0:33:07.280 --> 0:33:09.720 ones that I wear. I'm going, Yeah, if I'm just 0:33:09.760 --> 0:33:10.160 going to the. 0:33:10.200 --> 0:33:12.040 There are one hundred and fifty dollars house shoes got 0:33:12.120 --> 0:33:13.760 because I've had them for ten years now. 0:33:14.280 --> 0:33:16.680 Yeah, I have the same one. That means they look 0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:19.400 oh yeah, that's why I don't wear that. They're literally 0:33:19.600 --> 0:33:22.200 just for if I'm walking to like to get coffee 0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:22.680 in the morning. 0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:25.800 No, those are I'm taking the trash out. Yeah you 0:33:27.680 --> 0:33:30.720 when I lived in La I know, how is that possible? 0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:33.320 That means they smell like gin because they literally have 0:33:33.440 --> 0:33:34.800 like you can say that water spots. I don't know. 0:33:34.920 --> 0:33:37.320 I thought, you know, because I would be I thought 0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:38.840 they look you know, you're wearing like your ugs are 0:33:38.880 --> 0:33:41.760 your like shorts to bartend because it's running outside. 0:33:42.320 --> 0:33:45.600 What are you, Jessica? I was going through things. You're 0:33:45.600 --> 0:33:48.000 still going through that. I'm still going through things. And 0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:51.280 she like me, wait, let me just lets up up. 0:33:51.240 --> 0:33:53.560 This form of the situation because people who are listening 0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:56.440 that don't know because we have a lot of international listeners, Okay. 0:33:56.320 --> 0:33:58.600 Don't talk to these people. So so we go in 0:33:58.800 --> 0:33:59.680 and it's missing. 0:34:00.080 --> 0:34:01.560 So I walk out and I was like I'm really sorry, 0:34:01.560 --> 0:34:03.120 and he's like, I mean, is there because I remember 0:34:03.200 --> 0:34:05.360 he started off as saying, I won't ask you for money, 0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:07.840 bless you, and then I was like listen, I and 0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:09.360 I literally this was also at a point where I 0:34:09.360 --> 0:34:09.920 think I told you. 0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:12.400 I was like so close, I had like just paid it. 0:34:12.560 --> 0:34:14.640 I literally probably I got you. We had no dollars. 0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:17.160 I had paid got fifty dollars first bot, and I 0:34:17.280 --> 0:34:20.120 probably only had like seventy eight dollars in my bank account, 0:34:20.160 --> 0:34:20.600 like I was not. 0:34:21.080 --> 0:34:23.960 That's what I'm saying. So all hashtag why women doing bad? 0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:24.920 Of all? 0:34:26.520 --> 0:34:29.640 How much was the formula thirty six, thirty five or 0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:32.359 thirty six? Why is formula so damn expensive? I mean 0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:33.360 because the baby had AIDS? 0:34:33.520 --> 0:34:35.759 Yeah, because that's just this is they find the most 0:34:35.840 --> 0:34:37.520 expensive thing in there so they can return it. 0:34:37.880 --> 0:34:40.960 So I so I go, I hold twenty five dollars. 0:34:40.960 --> 0:34:41.520 I have a question. 0:34:41.640 --> 0:34:44.440 Okay, so this is special formula for AIDS baby. I 0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:46.000 think it was just I think he was. 0:34:46.600 --> 0:34:48.680 I think he's just it's like, because you shouldn't be 0:34:48.719 --> 0:34:51.320 allowed to just go into CVS and get AIDS baby. 0:34:52.040 --> 0:34:54.920 I think because he was like, it's this special pharmacy. 0:34:55.040 --> 0:34:56.759 Yeah, I should have been able to pick any of 0:34:56.800 --> 0:34:59.319 those formulas up, but he's like, it's this one that's 0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:00.520 missing it up. 0:35:00.560 --> 0:35:02.560 And I was like some pedia shore and called it 0:35:02.640 --> 0:35:05.200 a day. I should have just fucking given him a 0:35:05.360 --> 0:35:08.200 bag of almonds, and they're like some almond million health. 0:35:08.440 --> 0:35:10.360 I don't even No, No, we need to find this 0:35:10.520 --> 0:35:12.600 guy and write a pilot with his nigga because that 0:35:12.760 --> 0:35:17.960 is well thought out story, complicated, story was detailed because 0:35:18.000 --> 0:35:21.440 he's been telling it over it he probably had to 0:35:21.520 --> 0:35:23.880 add things like each person he meets, he's like, okay, 0:35:23.920 --> 0:35:24.839 so now I got to ask him. 0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:26.440 Yeah, he's like she looks like he's mother. 0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:29.560 Based on questions and he at the end of it 0:35:29.640 --> 0:35:31.400 like basically, I go, I have twenty five dollars. This 0:35:31.520 --> 0:35:33.120 is all I can give you. And he's like, you 0:35:33.160 --> 0:35:36.000 can break that fifty, and so I go, you let 0:35:36.080 --> 0:35:39.680 him see the fifty, okay, Okay, So I walk back in, 0:35:39.840 --> 0:35:41.680 I go back to where I know, I go back 0:35:41.680 --> 0:35:44.840 to where the formula was, just to look and he 0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:46.440 goes and I go and I break the fifty and 0:35:46.480 --> 0:35:47.880 I come back out. He goes, were you checking to 0:35:47.920 --> 0:35:50.480 see how much it really costs? I go, I was 0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:52.880 just at this point, I know, like I'm like this, 0:35:53.120 --> 0:35:56.000 So now he's checking you, yeah, your money, he's making 0:35:56.200 --> 0:35:58.000 you feel bad about it. So I gave it and 0:35:58.040 --> 0:36:00.440 I go listen, I hope you know, whatever's happening in 0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:01.160 your life gets better. 0:36:01.200 --> 0:36:02.759 And he's like, thank you, guy ble and he hugged me. 0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:04.960 And then I was like he didn't smell. He wasn't 0:36:04.960 --> 0:36:05.920 a smelly man like so. 0:36:06.080 --> 0:36:08.359 He also, You're like, if all you needed was him 0:36:08.360 --> 0:36:09.920 to smell like shit for you be like no, no, no, 0:36:10.200 --> 0:36:12.000 to be like something's a miss. 0:36:12.160 --> 0:36:13.839 But the things yes. 0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:17.160 But here's the thing also that was like such a 0:36:17.640 --> 0:36:19.360 such a thing where I was like this wasn't this 0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:21.640 wasn't right. Then I go, I go, okay, I hope 0:36:21.640 --> 0:36:22.960 you can get it. He's like, yeah, they sell it 0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:24.640 by my hostel. I'm like, the why the fuck didn't 0:36:24.640 --> 0:36:26.640 we just go there? You know, like if they sell 0:36:26.680 --> 0:36:28.360 it right by the way he said, he said it 0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:31.320 was right around the area. All of it was dumb anyway, 0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:33.279 like he had thirty six dollars. But I will say 0:36:33.800 --> 0:36:36.040 the cosmic return on that is that, like a day 0:36:36.120 --> 0:36:38.960 or two later, I was taking a taxi, I'm taking 0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:40.480 a cab home because I think the seven was out. 0:36:40.520 --> 0:36:42.440 So again I'm like, I can't. I've taken a taxi. 0:36:42.560 --> 0:36:44.959 Like you're just money, all your money, That's what I'm saying. 0:36:45.080 --> 0:36:46.399 I found forty dollars in the cab. 0:36:46.520 --> 0:36:49.560 Casey you needed, you could have had forty dollars plus 0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:53.399 thirty plus another thirty six. Yeah, okay, I have a question. 0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:58.160 I'm winded, exhausted for you. I'm laying down while you 0:36:58.239 --> 0:37:00.319 were telling this because I was like I needed late down. 0:37:00.480 --> 0:37:01.719 I know. 0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:06.520 So your family is your family like a giving type 0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:09.000 of people, Like maybe that's in your blood that you 0:37:09.160 --> 0:37:10.200 just want to help out. 0:37:10.320 --> 0:37:13.640 This is yeah, I coming from like I remember Christmas 0:37:13.680 --> 0:37:16.040 always know San Francisco is a huge homeless population. 0:37:16.280 --> 0:37:18.440 Yeah, I remember Francis from San Francisco. 0:37:18.560 --> 0:37:20.920 But I remember we would always go downtown like for 0:37:21.080 --> 0:37:23.120 Christmas around Christmas to go see Santa on the roof 0:37:23.160 --> 0:37:24.320 of Macy's and all that stuff. 0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:26.000 You know, San Francisco be. 0:37:26.000 --> 0:37:27.840 On the roof. It is. 0:37:30.200 --> 0:37:32.239 Coast, you know, and they had like the little like 0:37:32.360 --> 0:37:34.319 train track they had kind of like a mini little 0:37:34.440 --> 0:37:35.520 like winter we. 0:37:35.560 --> 0:37:37.320 Have a ground level Santa. 0:37:37.680 --> 0:37:39.880 There was also many of those, but you know, my 0:37:39.960 --> 0:37:42.160 parents told me the real one was on the roof, 0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:44.279 and I was like, yeah, he's there these closer to 0:37:44.360 --> 0:37:46.719 his deer and stuff like that. I believe in Santa 0:37:46.800 --> 0:37:48.120 until I was in eighth grade. By the way, talk 0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:51.480 about gullible. Eighth fucking grade. I was in double digit ages. 0:37:51.800 --> 0:37:53.560 You were like a cool. I was like, I was 0:37:53.640 --> 0:37:55.800 like twelve or thirteen, and you were on your period, 0:37:55.920 --> 0:37:58.360 still believing. I got my period in fifth grade and 0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:00.640 I was still like, there's a man that my presence. 0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:03.680 I think I realized that you were like the red 0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:05.560 in my panties looks like the red on Santa's cat. 0:38:05.600 --> 0:38:07.360 It was like, like I was so young when I 0:38:07.400 --> 0:38:08.880 got my period, I thought it was a flower in 0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:11.839 my panties. And then yeah, believed in Santa Tel eighth 0:38:11.840 --> 0:38:13.920 grade until finally my mom literally parked at the top 0:38:13.960 --> 0:38:16.399 of our block was like, I gotta tell you, because yeah, 0:38:16.480 --> 0:38:17.520 it's gone on too long. 0:38:17.640 --> 0:38:20.640 I realized that Santa wasn't real because I didn't live 0:38:20.680 --> 0:38:21.120 with my mom. 0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:22.879 I didn't live with my mom, and my mom would 0:38:22.880 --> 0:38:24.560 always ask me what I wanted, and she was in 0:38:24.640 --> 0:38:26.640 New York and I was in California. So I was 0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:29.439 like is she gonna email? No, is she gonna write 0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:31.759 Santa a letter for me? She was just buying it 0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:34.239 and then sending it and sending it to California. 0:38:34.320 --> 0:38:34.480 Yeah. 0:38:34.520 --> 0:38:37.160 I even found a bike in my grandma's house one time, 0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:38.759 and I was like, what is this And my dad 0:38:38.880 --> 0:38:40.759 was like, Santa sent it early so we could put 0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:42.040 it together for yourself. 0:38:42.160 --> 0:38:45.120 Your parents been lying, Wow, maybe that's what it is. 0:38:45.200 --> 0:38:47.560 You've been listening to the lies of your life. I mean, 0:38:47.600 --> 0:38:49.480 my parents were liars too, but I knew Santa wasn't 0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:51.959 real because they were all so loud. So I woke 0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:53.839 up and they were like wrapping the gifts and they're 0:38:53.920 --> 0:38:57.839 like you know what and it was like, okay, well 0:38:57.880 --> 0:38:59.680 this is and I're like, and on the word. 0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:02.359 I know. Also, my parents are too broke to let 0:39:02.440 --> 0:39:04.399 me think that some fat white dude is paying. 0:39:04.520 --> 0:39:05.279 They're like, we got this. 0:39:05.480 --> 0:39:07.720 They're like, well, what do you want that I can afford? 0:39:08.239 --> 0:39:10.480 Like okay, well right, that's what happened. 0:39:10.640 --> 0:39:12.640 Now. My mom was splurgeon because I wasn't with her, 0:39:12.680 --> 0:39:15.719 so I was like, there is some pros to living 0:39:15.760 --> 0:39:16.319 with your parents. 0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:20.200 Yeah, they want to buy your love, so they do 0:39:20.560 --> 0:39:22.080 they really do? If they mess up at all. So 0:39:22.640 --> 0:39:24.800 you so your mom tells you that Santa is not 0:39:24.880 --> 0:39:26.120 real in. 0:39:26.120 --> 0:39:29.000 Early eighth grade, Yeah, I'm I'm obviously like I mean 0:39:29.080 --> 0:39:31.320 because people kids at school it told me. They're like, 0:39:31.320 --> 0:39:33.560 it's the same wrapping paper that your parents use. I 0:39:33.640 --> 0:39:36.719 was like, oh, you went in school telling people that's 0:39:36.760 --> 0:39:37.480 in it was still real? 0:39:37.560 --> 0:39:38.919 Quinn, Oh yeah, oh my god. 0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:41.520 I played Barbie till I was eighteen, Like I've been 0:39:41.600 --> 0:39:44.120 living in a dream world my whole life. 0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:45.520 You played Barbie till you were eighteen? 0:39:45.680 --> 0:39:45.839 Yeah. 0:39:45.840 --> 0:39:47.320 At that point, I was just playing my I was like, 0:39:47.480 --> 0:39:49.640 you know, I would tape songs off the radio and 0:39:49.640 --> 0:39:51.480 at that point, I was just playing mixtapes, having them 0:39:51.560 --> 0:39:52.239 dance and make out. 0:39:52.320 --> 0:39:55.400 Like were you playing with or I was a senior 0:39:55.440 --> 0:39:55.959 in high school. 0:39:55.960 --> 0:39:57.480 No, no, no, I just played in my room like 0:39:57.560 --> 0:39:59.799 and it would be small spurts, you know, fifteen minutes 0:39:59.840 --> 0:40:01.080 and I like what am I doing? And then I 0:40:01.160 --> 0:40:04.520 tied them again. So but like so in San Francisco, 0:40:04.560 --> 0:40:07.320 so lots of homeless people. So I remember like always 0:40:07.440 --> 0:40:09.799 feeling like terrible, like I still to like, I still 0:40:09.920 --> 0:40:11.960 just hope that there's going to see people. I hope 0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:14.479 that like at one point they've like felt there's something 0:40:14.600 --> 0:40:17.560 was wrong, you know. I always felt like story, but 0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:19.480 everybody's gonna story. And so, but I remember Christmas. My 0:40:19.600 --> 0:40:20.640 dad would always. 0:40:20.600 --> 0:40:21.200 Yeah, we all. 0:40:22.680 --> 0:40:22.920 Like an. 0:40:27.000 --> 0:40:29.520 I literally do. I'm a jail, I know. 0:40:30.080 --> 0:40:31.600 But my dad used to by like he'd beend like 0:40:31.640 --> 0:40:33.480 one hundred bucks at like a McDonald's and get a 0:40:33.520 --> 0:40:35.600 bunch of like the cheeseburgers and we you know, you 0:40:35.719 --> 0:40:39.719 walk a family. Yeah, they're not they're they're they're pretty nice. 0:40:39.719 --> 0:40:41.440 I mean, my dad was always my coach. But then 0:40:41.480 --> 0:40:43.200 I told you the story about my mom. This is 0:40:43.239 --> 0:40:45.839 a funny story. My mom's an alcoholic, not anymore. She's 0:40:45.880 --> 0:40:49.000 sober now, but when she was like drunk, she for 0:40:49.080 --> 0:40:52.640 one Christmas that my sister was home, got tanked, invited 0:40:52.719 --> 0:40:56.759 these homeless kids to her house for Christmas. So my 0:40:56.880 --> 0:40:58.920 sister was there and my sister was like calling me 0:40:59.040 --> 0:41:01.880 being like this is not okay. My mom gets shipped 0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:04.680 faced at Christmas. My sister gets pissed, and my mom 0:41:04.800 --> 0:41:07.200 got mad and gave all my sister's presents. 0:41:07.400 --> 0:41:08.560 Yeah almost, that's how you do it. 0:41:08.640 --> 0:41:11.719 So she's like, now these teenagers, teenage boys are walking 0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:14.279 around with like my sweaters like crazy ship. 0:41:14.400 --> 0:41:20.359 So like, what is your mom's name? Barb? Barb would 0:41:20.360 --> 0:41:22.320 do I know, I have this whole joke about it. 0:41:22.360 --> 0:41:24.800 I'm like, woman named Barb. She can't she can't figure 0:41:24.840 --> 0:41:26.960 it out. Was she drinking merlow? No, Barb had like 0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:32.799 Bartini mg D, what the g D? Genuine draft beer? 0:41:33.000 --> 0:41:34.879 She was well, she would drink beer, but she'd also 0:41:35.040 --> 0:41:37.000 I would find the mini wine bottles in her bath. 0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:39.120 So there was like there was a little bit of both, 0:41:39.320 --> 0:41:42.440 like Barb and J. Would she ever drink and J? No, 0:41:42.640 --> 0:41:45.160 Barb never really did hard liquor. It was always beer 0:41:45.200 --> 0:41:48.560 and wine. My mother was ian J. Really yeah, Harvey's 0:41:48.560 --> 0:41:53.640 Bristol cream, Like what is that c Bristol cream? Yeah, 0:41:53.680 --> 0:41:54.000 I don't know. 0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:57.320 It sounds like a white it looks like a white Russian. 0:41:57.440 --> 0:42:01.399 It's just like what you like, yeah, core, Yeah, yeah. 0:42:01.400 --> 0:42:03.560 All the baileieses are like my mom does not drink. 0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:06.160 My mother will like drink wine with us, still drink 0:42:06.480 --> 0:42:08.480 you know, some like Manishiwitz or something like that. 0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:12.840 She'll drink like, yeah, mom is not I think my 0:42:13.080 --> 0:42:15.680 mom also was like undiagnosed bipolar for many years. 0:42:15.719 --> 0:42:15.799 Ol. 0:42:15.840 --> 0:42:17.160 That's probably what it was so Yeah. 0:42:17.200 --> 0:42:18.960 So sometimes when she drinks, she'd feel better, and some 0:42:19.040 --> 0:42:21.480 days when she drinks, she'd be like whoa, like crazy, 0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:21.840 So she. 0:42:21.920 --> 0:42:27.279 Never knew what her broken. Yeah, yeah somebody, and you 0:42:27.360 --> 0:42:31.160 know what, you couldn't. I think we should be invited 0:42:31.200 --> 0:42:32.360 to Christmas now, I know. 0:42:32.440 --> 0:42:35.520 I feel like now she's she's sober, she's sober, but 0:42:35.560 --> 0:42:37.399 you know what, she still is very like my mom 0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:40.680 still has always been a very giving person, like even 0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:43.640 when like she didn't have like you know because obviously 0:42:43.719 --> 0:42:45.919 like then then through disability, like through the bipolar. Also 0:42:46.000 --> 0:42:47.440 like she was going through a job and like then 0:42:47.480 --> 0:42:49.399 had to like eventually stop working on something, she would 0:42:49.440 --> 0:42:51.719 still give If she had three hundred dollars and I 0:42:51.800 --> 0:42:53.000 needed something, she would give. 0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:57.960 Me your bloody I guess really is guess. So there's 0:42:58.000 --> 0:43:01.399 a thin line between being giving and being dumb. 0:43:01.840 --> 0:43:07.680 So ah, thank you. I tap it on both sides though, 0:43:07.840 --> 0:43:08.800 because you're straggling. 0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:11.960 Yeah, there's times were like because also it's like sometimes 0:43:12.440 --> 0:43:14.560 somebody I was like, there's just too much, I feel 0:43:14.600 --> 0:43:16.520 too bad about everything, and so it's like, well I 0:43:16.600 --> 0:43:18.520 go volunteer. Then, so then it's like if somebody asked 0:43:18.520 --> 0:43:21.680 me for money. I used to do the Souper Kitchen 0:43:21.840 --> 0:43:24.160 in Harlem, the food bank, and then I work for 0:43:24.160 --> 0:43:26.640 a special Olympic so I do like other things, but 0:43:26.760 --> 0:43:29.759 it's also like it's still like there's just time and 0:43:29.840 --> 0:43:31.360 I just feel like I'm like, this is just a 0:43:31.520 --> 0:43:32.640 dog like I don't. 0:43:32.640 --> 0:43:35.280 But it's do you feel like this is white guilt? 0:43:35.400 --> 0:43:38.200 It sounds like a little white guilt. Gir No, I 0:43:38.400 --> 0:43:44.440 think I just gives money to really giving us. 0:43:46.120 --> 0:43:49.000 No, no, no, no, because it's just it's it's because 0:43:49.040 --> 0:43:50.560 I also like I I I don't know. I just 0:43:50.640 --> 0:43:52.239 I feel like there's so many I feel like there's 0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:54.560 a lot of mental illness that just gets yes. Because 0:43:54.600 --> 0:43:56.440 my aunt is schizophrenic and she's been in a home 0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:59.560 in San Diego four years. And I'm just like if 0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:04.560 we weren't, if like my mom and my grandma didn't 0:44:04.640 --> 0:44:06.600 do that, like she would be the lady in the 0:44:06.680 --> 0:44:08.360 subway that was like with the. 0:44:09.160 --> 0:44:14.000 My cousin outdoor, My cousin out door, she definitely was bipolar. Yeah, 0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:16.080 and an will just give up. But the thing is, 0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:18.279 I feel like I don't want to say just black 0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:21.680 and Spanish, but there's some home we overlook it we 0:44:21.760 --> 0:44:24.240 were like, oh, you know, that's that's crazy as cousin 0:44:24.320 --> 0:44:24.640 over there. 0:44:24.840 --> 0:44:26.800 You know she's a little far away. Yeah, she's a 0:44:26.800 --> 0:44:28.200 little touch off. 0:44:28.160 --> 0:44:32.280 When like people need to be raped, people they need medication, 0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:34.520 and they need supervision, they need guidance, and. 0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:36.120 I think that there's they can't do it by themselves. 0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:37.800 No, And there's people running around the streets that have 0:44:37.920 --> 0:44:39.800 either been kicked out of these homes because like my 0:44:40.280 --> 0:44:41.840 aunt has literally lost her health insurance. 0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:43.759 She loses it about twice a year, and my mom 0:44:43.880 --> 0:44:46.200 why does she keep moving to get it? Because because 0:44:46.200 --> 0:44:48.279 they don't care, because the government doesn't help. Well, we 0:44:48.360 --> 0:44:49.000 know that they don't care. 0:44:49.080 --> 0:44:50.680 But if you're given a dollar to everybody that you 0:44:50.800 --> 0:44:54.280 see every day, you're probably spending like a cool sixty dollars. 0:44:54.360 --> 0:44:54.840 Just give it to you. 0:44:55.320 --> 0:44:57.600 I know, I probably, I know I shouldn't ye every 0:44:57.640 --> 0:44:59.319 time I think I know I shouldn't. If you guys 0:44:59.320 --> 0:45:01.560 should just send my an really like a dollar. But seriously, 0:45:01.560 --> 0:45:03.040 But yeah, but that part makes me sad to because 0:45:03.080 --> 0:45:04.680 you can tell that there's people that have fucked up 0:45:04.680 --> 0:45:06.080 their lives, and you can tell there's people that didn't 0:45:06.080 --> 0:45:08.480 have a choice. And that's when I feel like, okay, 0:45:08.600 --> 0:45:11.600 maybe if this is what they have a lot of athy, 0:45:13.280 --> 0:45:16.440 I know, and it doesn't it also like doesn't like 0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:18.520 it doesn't help anything, you know, Like it's like it 0:45:18.680 --> 0:45:21.520 just makes me can't save this situation. You can't save anybody. 0:45:21.640 --> 0:45:22.720 I really can't save anybody. 0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:24.640 But you might have helped him for the day or 0:45:24.680 --> 0:45:27.680 for that ever. You help them get today a drug 0:45:27.760 --> 0:45:28.839 dealer to get more. 0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:32.520 Yeah, and they don't remember me. They don't because don't 0:45:32.920 --> 0:45:33.400 I want to do it? 0:45:33.760 --> 0:45:33.920 Well? 0:45:34.200 --> 0:45:36.719 Like there's a guy that was outside of my my 0:45:37.160 --> 0:45:39.040 badea the other day and he had a veteran card, 0:45:39.080 --> 0:45:40.680 so I gave him five dollars and he's still there 0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:42.360 every day and every day I'm like not today, you know. 0:45:42.440 --> 0:45:44.399 But I don't think he ever remembers the five dollars. 0:45:44.520 --> 0:45:48.000 I know. I have Gus that stands at my like 0:45:48.040 --> 0:45:50.360 somebody who's up to something. No, Gus is the soul man. 0:45:50.440 --> 0:45:52.879 He's got no teeth and he wears snow jackets even 0:45:52.920 --> 0:45:54.200 the summer, and sotimes I go buy him. 0:45:54.400 --> 0:45:57.799 He eats liver worst with mayonnaise, sanwich. You can't get cold. 0:45:58.320 --> 0:46:00.399 He's he's like one hundred years old. He to sell 0:46:00.440 --> 0:46:02.600 me a heart monitor where he's like he like has them, 0:46:02.640 --> 0:46:03.680 like he. 0:46:03.800 --> 0:46:05.840 Stole that, Yeah, he stole that and he try to 0:46:05.840 --> 0:46:08.319 sell it to you for twelve Casey, do you write 0:46:08.320 --> 0:46:10.400 this ship off when your taxes? You? 0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:13.360 I feel like you should and you could you have 0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:15.040 a donation. This is a nonprofit. 0:46:15.280 --> 0:46:15.520 I know. 0:46:17.400 --> 0:46:18.480 You're the Salvation Army? 0:46:18.920 --> 0:46:22.319 Are you gullible in like relationships too? 0:46:22.520 --> 0:46:24.800 Like do men lie to you or say things to you? 0:46:24.880 --> 0:46:26.920 And you're like, oh, I've had I've had terrible I 0:46:26.960 --> 0:46:30.239 mean besides Robbie, Robbie's the you know, the nicest person 0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:33.439 that I could try everything. Ever, He's just trustworthy And yeah, 0:46:33.440 --> 0:46:36.080 I think that is probably why I'm so attracted to him, 0:46:36.280 --> 0:46:37.080 because because. 0:46:36.840 --> 0:46:38.560 We're like, would he would never hurt? 0:46:38.600 --> 0:46:41.239 He would never like he just also thinks that it's dumb, 0:46:41.320 --> 0:46:43.719 like he'd be like why would I like if I 0:46:43.800 --> 0:46:45.520 were ever to do that, I you know, I just 0:46:45.600 --> 0:46:47.440 tell you or something like that. But No, I've definitely 0:46:47.480 --> 0:46:50.160 had boyfriends that were like told me that they weren't 0:46:50.200 --> 0:46:52.480 like that, said that things weren't like lie to my 0:46:52.719 --> 0:46:54.280 Like I had this guy that I dated. 0:46:54.120 --> 0:46:56.320 In Maui and he would literally like Mawie. 0:46:56.680 --> 0:46:57.080 Oh yeah. 0:46:57.320 --> 0:46:58.560 What he would literally. 0:47:00.000 --> 0:47:01.800 Facebook was just like I was just getting on Facebook 0:47:01.800 --> 0:47:04.319 and he would write all these things like beautiful day, 0:47:04.520 --> 0:47:06.120 sunset by Like he acted like he was. 0:47:06.160 --> 0:47:06.920 Like this bachelor. 0:47:07.000 --> 0:47:09.200 He'd like take a picture of food that I cooked 0:47:09.200 --> 0:47:11.920 and be like great day at home by myself eating dinner. 0:47:12.000 --> 0:47:14.640 I was like, find myself. Yeah, like he would literally 0:47:14.800 --> 0:47:17.720 he acted like he was out of selfie bachelor. 0:47:17.800 --> 0:47:19.680 And I would see these like these all these women 0:47:19.800 --> 0:47:21.920 from like because he was gross from like Utah, like 0:47:22.000 --> 0:47:24.040 he was just nat like, but all these women like 0:47:24.120 --> 0:47:25.360 and he was a little bit older than me, but 0:47:25.440 --> 0:47:28.160 all these like gross nasty women would always comment like 0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:30.400 looking good Matt, like all this stuff at him. I 0:47:30.520 --> 0:47:33.400 was like, does anybody know that we're like you're gross? 0:47:33.400 --> 0:47:35.040 And he was like, nothing's happening between any of them, 0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:37.239 and of course, just because you know, like we're all 0:47:37.239 --> 0:47:40.080 psychopathro r away, like he's definitely now dating one of 0:47:40.160 --> 0:47:43.600 these women that used to always fucking comment there's nothing. 0:47:43.760 --> 0:47:45.080 Well, how the hell did you end up in MAUI? 0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:49.680 I got you would surfing and then just stay. 0:47:49.560 --> 0:47:51.839 Oh I wasn't even good at surfing. I just would 0:47:51.840 --> 0:47:53.520 paddle out and kind of lie there to tan my back. 0:47:53.920 --> 0:47:57.360 You live, You definitely lived. Do you know what I have? Barely? 0:47:57.440 --> 0:48:00.480 I have like barely a savings account, but like my 0:48:00.560 --> 0:48:03.799 life has did you don't have the savings account? All 0:48:03.880 --> 0:48:06.200 the thing that you're doing. Yeah, all the homeless people 0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:10.399 are giving, I know, and all the then and getting 0:48:10.440 --> 0:48:13.400 for doors on the street U MAUI was just like 0:48:13.920 --> 0:48:15.200 I got out of college. I was working. 0:48:15.360 --> 0:48:16.719 I was a theater mate. You know, nobody knows what 0:48:16.800 --> 0:48:18.080 the fuck did you do with the theater degree. I 0:48:18.200 --> 0:48:19.759 wasn't in SAG I wasn't auditioning. 0:48:19.880 --> 0:48:19.920 No. 0:48:20.080 --> 0:48:22.080 I still had like baby fat on me, Like I mean, 0:48:22.120 --> 0:48:23.480 like my face was literally like if you look at 0:48:23.520 --> 0:48:25.080 my I mean okane right now, but like my I 0:48:25.239 --> 0:48:27.480 like looked like a little like chubby kid, you know. 0:48:28.000 --> 0:48:29.239 And I was like I didn't know what I was doing. 0:48:29.280 --> 0:48:30.360 I was working at a restaurant. 0:48:30.440 --> 0:48:32.920 I was like pissing my life away and I was 0:48:33.160 --> 0:48:35.480 and my friend was like, do you want to go 0:48:35.480 --> 0:48:36.880 to Hawaii for like a month? And I was like, 0:48:37.040 --> 0:48:38.439 I was working seven days a week. I was working 0:48:38.440 --> 0:48:41.360 at a dating service, a video online dating service, and 0:48:41.480 --> 0:48:43.479 then bartending on the weekend. So I was working seven 0:48:43.520 --> 0:48:46.120 days a week but still not making any money, you know, 0:48:46.239 --> 0:48:49.600 and just like burning that's all the days, dud. It's 0:48:49.800 --> 0:48:53.760 all like football Sundays, Saturday nights and then working Monday 0:48:53.800 --> 0:48:55.759 to Friday. I was like, this is my dad was like, 0:48:55.800 --> 0:48:58.239 you're gonna give herself a heart attack, I know. And 0:48:58.360 --> 0:48:59.920 so I was like, I'm thinking about going to Hawaii for. 0:49:00.040 --> 0:49:01.080 But He's like yo. 0:49:01.400 --> 0:49:03.640 I was also like in La, do you give me 0:49:03.719 --> 0:49:07.960 some money? No, I actually took out a loan. I 0:49:08.040 --> 0:49:09.360 took out a line credit. 0:49:09.440 --> 0:49:11.640 You're garbage with your money. 0:49:11.760 --> 0:49:14.480 I have money, I know, but I took out this 0:49:14.640 --> 0:49:16.400 is but you know what the crazy thing is is 0:49:16.480 --> 0:49:19.560 that then I've gotten these weird lump sums that I've 0:49:19.600 --> 0:49:22.560 been able to pay off stuff like I sued accutane 0:49:22.600 --> 0:49:23.640 and I won a little bit of money. 0:49:23.680 --> 0:49:26.359 Let's talk about that what happened, because it's that did 0:49:26.400 --> 0:49:28.720 you do act? What is accutane? It's a pimple medicine 0:49:28.840 --> 0:49:31.680 that that like makes kids crazy and suicide. 0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:34.239 It makes you out your brain. Yeah, like I tried, 0:49:34.280 --> 0:49:36.200 like I I was one of the only living clients 0:49:36.200 --> 0:49:37.920 in the case. If that tells you what's going on, 0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:38.600 Oh my god. 0:49:38.680 --> 0:49:40.439 So we sued. The guy did a pro boat. 0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:42.080 It wasn't that much money, but I was able to 0:49:42.200 --> 0:49:46.000 Basically I had taken out this line of credit fifteen grand. Okay, 0:49:47.160 --> 0:49:48.839 I had a line of I know, but I had 0:49:48.880 --> 0:49:50.839 a line of credit. I had racked up this line 0:49:50.880 --> 0:49:52.680 of credit for like eight thousand dollars, so I paid 0:49:52.719 --> 0:49:53.040 that off. 0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:53.920 I went to. 0:49:53.960 --> 0:49:55.759 Thailand, of course, because every time I get money, I 0:49:55.840 --> 0:49:57.840 fucking I'm out of here. This is when I was 0:49:57.880 --> 0:50:01.440 like twenty five twenty six. I went to Thailand for 0:50:01.480 --> 0:50:01.759 a month. 0:50:02.920 --> 0:50:07.520 But also stay when you go to these please bounce, man. 0:50:07.640 --> 0:50:08.719 You just bounce around like. 0:50:08.920 --> 0:50:11.560 Thailand is good because there's so many transient people that 0:50:11.640 --> 0:50:14.200 we just met this group of guys from Finland and 0:50:14.200 --> 0:50:15.000 they were like we're going here. 0:50:15.080 --> 0:50:17.160 We're like, well with you, like so we just we 0:50:17.320 --> 0:50:21.640 ended up dead that Halloway Halloway, Like my god, Thailand. 0:50:21.680 --> 0:50:24.719 I don't know these people we met, these Dutch dudes, 0:50:25.000 --> 0:50:27.640 I was they were They were very nice people. But 0:50:27.760 --> 0:50:29.680 there was three of us and my friend Hallie is 0:50:29.680 --> 0:50:31.920 way smart, my friend Halley and Jamie like I'm. 0:50:31.840 --> 0:50:35.440 The one don't sound smart. It don't sound so much 0:50:35.440 --> 0:50:35.560 to me. 0:50:35.960 --> 0:50:39.400 Halle, Halley and Jamy were like, they're like we all balanced, 0:50:39.480 --> 0:50:41.719 like I'm the fun one and Hallie's like the one 0:50:41.760 --> 0:50:43.520 that booked all of our travel, made sure that none 0:50:43.520 --> 0:50:43.880 of us does. 0:50:45.320 --> 0:50:48.759 Yeah, no she will. Yes, she had a car. You 0:50:48.920 --> 0:50:52.279 did you pay Hallie bag? Yeah? Yeah, because I had 0:50:52.360 --> 0:50:57.479 money from the ID. I didn't know why I paid Halle. 0:50:57.560 --> 0:51:00.239 I paid for Halle. Halle was the want. 0:51:00.280 --> 0:51:02.080 Like Hollie actually taught me how to save money when 0:51:02.080 --> 0:51:04.000 we lived together in Hawaii, Like we had an envelope 0:51:04.040 --> 0:51:05.880 system because we worked at restaurants. So every time I 0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:08.040 put money in an envelope and save it. But it 0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:09.879 was the first time only that I could see things. 0:51:10.000 --> 0:51:11.600 And then I used to do the five dollars system, 0:51:11.640 --> 0:51:13.680 where anytime I had five dollars, I like a five 0:51:13.680 --> 0:51:16.080 dollar bill, I would put it away when I moved one, yes, 0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:17.719 when I lived to New York. When I moved to 0:51:17.719 --> 0:51:19.319 New York, because a five dollars when you don't think 0:51:19.320 --> 0:51:21.319 about it anytime you get cash, like all these twenty 0:51:21.360 --> 0:51:23.360 five dollars like that, if you took the five dollars, 0:51:23.400 --> 0:51:24.759 put it in a box under your bed. So when 0:51:24.760 --> 0:51:26.040 I moved to New York, i'd been doing that for 0:51:26.080 --> 0:51:27.560 a couple months. I had an extra, like just six 0:51:27.680 --> 0:51:30.520 hundred dollars cash when I when I had money left, 0:51:30.680 --> 0:51:33.720 I do like that five dollars is not bad, So I'd. 0:51:33.520 --> 0:51:35.320 Like a five dollars about Wiley. That's usually all that 0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:38.839 I have, and break the ton you know. Yeah, yeah, 0:51:38.840 --> 0:51:40.320 I got a baby at home. You tell me to 0:51:40.360 --> 0:51:40.879 break my time? 0:51:40.920 --> 0:51:43.680 I know, go break the fifty okay sir? 0:51:44.719 --> 0:51:49.400 Wait, So you se accutaine to accutin fifteen made you crazy? 0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:51.960 Made me crazy, yeah, because it came out of nowhere. 0:51:51.960 --> 0:51:54.280 And then my dad years later heard this thing because 0:51:54.320 --> 0:51:56.920 the side effects were already out in Europe but. 0:51:57.000 --> 0:52:00.520 Not in America because they don't look things. I never 0:52:00.560 --> 0:52:01.319 really had bad acne. 0:52:01.400 --> 0:52:03.080 I just was like comfortable with like a little bit 0:52:03.080 --> 0:52:04.480 and I had a little bit of like back acne, 0:52:04.520 --> 0:52:04.799 and I was. 0:52:04.800 --> 0:52:06.839 Like, I'm uncomfortable, like I want to look. 0:52:07.160 --> 0:52:07.200 No. 0:52:07.520 --> 0:52:09.680 Acutane is for like cystic acne. 0:52:09.960 --> 0:52:13.080 Yeah, And I never had like you should supposed to 0:52:13.080 --> 0:52:14.839 be having like oozing pimples from them. 0:52:14.880 --> 0:52:17.000 My dermatologists have just had this new thing that you know, 0:52:17.160 --> 0:52:19.399 I probably they probably also wanted to see how it works. 0:52:19.440 --> 0:52:21.480 I'm telling my face had never looked face looked like 0:52:21.520 --> 0:52:22.000 my face was. 0:52:22.040 --> 0:52:26.879 Like like beautiful, like smooth, like even and I never yeah, 0:52:26.880 --> 0:52:28.759 but who wants nice skin when you're ready to jump 0:52:28.800 --> 0:52:29.320 off a bridge. 0:52:29.360 --> 0:52:31.600 I'm sill addicted to chapstick because of it because it 0:52:31.680 --> 0:52:34.640 drives out your brain. So and I was like playing 0:52:34.680 --> 0:52:36.960 soccer at the time in the sun, like I was like, 0:52:37.280 --> 0:52:38.880 I think the health when I think about it now, 0:52:38.880 --> 0:52:40.759 I'm like, this is why I always felt like so 0:52:40.960 --> 0:52:43.000 like crazy and dehydrated. Because I would tell my mom, 0:52:43.000 --> 0:52:44.919 I was like, do you know what hydrant? You feel 0:52:44.960 --> 0:52:46.439 like you can hear the whin you're like your ears, 0:52:46.480 --> 0:52:48.279 you feel like it goes like you're like, oh fuck, 0:52:48.280 --> 0:52:49.880 I need to drink a gatorade or something like that. 0:52:50.280 --> 0:52:52.520 I thought, I don't even know that. I don't know, 0:52:52.640 --> 0:52:54.239 and I stayed dehydrat. 0:52:54.800 --> 0:52:56.400 I used to well, this is why I must have 0:52:56.480 --> 0:53:00.000 liked my brain was like accutane. Acutane killed everybody except 0:53:00.080 --> 0:53:03.399 of you. Agutan is killed. So now we're still using 0:53:03.440 --> 0:53:05.279 acute because it's super you. 0:53:05.480 --> 0:53:07.880 It's super regulated, like they tell you straight off, like 0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:11.320 if you feel any different, stop fixed, like all this stuff. 0:53:11.360 --> 0:53:12.920 So my dad had heard this radio thing that was 0:53:12.960 --> 0:53:15.120 like do you or somebody you know took agitation from 0:53:15.160 --> 0:53:16.680 the ears of this and this you could be part 0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:18.360 of it, like you know, something like that, because they 0:53:18.360 --> 0:53:18.640 were he. 0:53:18.719 --> 0:53:21.000 Was your dad was listening to Selina and Barnes. He 0:53:21.120 --> 0:53:21.480 was here. 0:53:21.840 --> 0:53:23.280 I don't even think they had that in San Francisco, 0:53:23.360 --> 0:53:25.719 but a version and he was listening to it and 0:53:25.760 --> 0:53:27.239 they was listening all the side effects. He's like, well, 0:53:27.239 --> 0:53:29.040 that's what happened to you, because because with me, he's 0:53:29.080 --> 0:53:30.640 like it came out of nowhere, like all of a sudden, 0:53:30.680 --> 0:53:32.799 You're like this good kid. You're playing sports, and then 0:53:32.840 --> 0:53:35.880 I was like smoking Newport cigarettes and stealing liquor and 0:53:35.960 --> 0:53:40.879 like throwing things and punching balls, like self medicating, going 0:53:41.239 --> 0:53:43.720 through it, going through And I was in high school, 0:53:43.719 --> 0:53:45.279 like I was literally a sophomore. 0:53:44.920 --> 0:53:51.040 And soundway I oh, I jumped out my window because 0:53:51.040 --> 0:53:52.160 I was on the bottom floor. I went out. 0:53:52.200 --> 0:53:54.840 I went out my window a couple of times, and 0:53:55.000 --> 0:53:57.440 like stayed at my friend's house just to be dramatic 0:53:57.520 --> 0:53:57.839 as fun. 0:53:58.400 --> 0:54:04.560 Jamie's no, because Marrie, they were Maui friends. Okay, these 0:54:04.600 --> 0:54:07.040 are these are my Catholic schools? Where are they now? 0:54:07.360 --> 0:54:09.759 Halle and Jamie Hallie still a Maui. She got married, 0:54:09.800 --> 0:54:13.719 has two kids. They own a business, Samiett man a 0:54:13.760 --> 0:54:15.759 big samoan mayn no no, no, no, no, like a 0:54:15.800 --> 0:54:18.680 little man. Yeah, it's like a regular like a regular 0:54:18.800 --> 0:54:21.840 sized man boring. And Jamie is in Chicago with her 0:54:21.960 --> 0:54:22.520 with two kids. 0:54:23.000 --> 0:54:25.279 Oh so they settled? Do they so settled? And here 0:54:25.400 --> 0:54:31.600 I am guys still living living on the air? Yeah, club, 0:54:32.360 --> 0:54:34.600 yes exactly, I think that. 0:54:34.840 --> 0:54:36.520 Okay, that's what I'm saying. So I took out a 0:54:36.560 --> 0:54:39.200 line of credit though, but was able to pay it off. Okay, time, 0:54:39.400 --> 0:54:42.239 let's just let's listen. Let's just wrap up this this 0:54:42.400 --> 0:54:43.080 Maui situation. 0:54:43.480 --> 0:54:44.920 So you going crazy. 0:54:45.000 --> 0:54:47.200 You get your fifteen grand, You're like, let's go to Maui. 0:54:47.239 --> 0:54:48.000 Wan here later. 0:54:48.200 --> 0:54:50.640 I mean the fifteen grand came at least like like 0:54:50.880 --> 0:54:53.360 ten years after this whole thing, Like it was a 0:54:53.440 --> 0:54:54.719 long situation. 0:54:54.880 --> 0:54:57.120 Okay, okay, yeah, so go to Thailand. You go to 0:54:57.719 --> 0:54:59.680 go to Thailand, blow it all up. Okay, then go 0:54:59.719 --> 0:55:03.040 to for a month, No to Mali first. 0:55:03.160 --> 0:55:05.560 So yeah, I went to Maui for a month, and 0:55:05.800 --> 0:55:08.200 when we got there, we signed at least for seven months, 0:55:08.400 --> 0:55:12.279 and then I stayed for three years, and and and 0:55:12.920 --> 0:55:13.799 Hallie still lives there. 0:55:13.840 --> 0:55:15.719 That's the girl I moved with, so she just lives there. 0:55:15.880 --> 0:55:18.239 I swear to you you should write a book because 0:55:18.280 --> 0:55:20.759 I'm all over. It's all over. You literally have so 0:55:20.920 --> 0:55:23.400 many layers, and you're an onion. It's you're a messy 0:55:23.440 --> 0:55:24.239 ass onion. 0:55:24.440 --> 0:55:27.439 Who's yeah, living in San Francisco and LA and Maui 0:55:27.520 --> 0:55:29.480 and Nework like there, it's just any place. 0:55:29.320 --> 0:55:31.840 Expense like it's it's crazy, you're an onion blossom. Were 0:55:31.880 --> 0:55:33.680 you giving away money in Maui? 0:55:34.200 --> 0:55:38.120 They now have sob stories that you were like, oh no, yeah, 0:55:38.120 --> 0:55:41.399 there's no like it's so chill to lose all your money. 0:55:41.480 --> 0:55:43.560 There's no, that's not yeah, that's not a thing there. 0:55:43.600 --> 0:55:46.279 It's like, cause you can live on the beach if 0:55:46.320 --> 0:55:48.279 you have a fishing pole, so you can like live 0:55:48.320 --> 0:55:48.680 in a tent. 0:55:48.760 --> 0:55:51.760 But there was there wasn't that much. There's nothing. Everything 0:55:51.800 --> 0:55:53.799 down there is super expensive. But I've never heard. 0:55:54.200 --> 0:55:56.480 Once you're there you get discounts, like if you have 0:55:56.560 --> 0:55:58.799 a Hawaii d you get almost like fifteen to twenty 0:55:58.880 --> 0:55:59.880 five percent off anything. 0:56:00.000 --> 0:56:01.640 And then like you work at a restaurant, people give 0:56:01.680 --> 0:56:02.960 you free shit. They come to yours. 0:56:03.000 --> 0:56:04.239 You give them free shit like we all we all 0:56:04.280 --> 0:56:06.160 say it was like the same fifty dollars tip that just. 0:56:06.200 --> 0:56:08.560 Moved around the island. Okay, that's great, you know what 0:56:08.600 --> 0:56:08.879 I mean? 0:56:09.000 --> 0:56:11.399 Like my dad literally goes, can we go somewhere where 0:56:11.400 --> 0:56:13.080 the bill is just regular? I don't know how much 0:56:13.120 --> 0:56:15.080 money I'm supposed to give these people, because everywhere we 0:56:15.120 --> 0:56:16.640 went it was like we gave you this free and 0:56:16.680 --> 0:56:17.880 here's your discount all that stuff. 0:56:17.880 --> 0:56:18.680 And he's like, I don't get it. 0:56:18.880 --> 0:56:21.759 Okay, Well tell how helly helly that I'm coming to 0:56:21.920 --> 0:56:24.640 Hawaii Okay and I'm gonna go for a month. 0:56:24.760 --> 0:56:26.880 Yeah, okay, both of us. They got around. Tell the 0:56:26.960 --> 0:56:29.959 kids they got to go to another place. How the kids? 0:56:30.160 --> 0:56:33.600 The kids are like young? Ace is new? Ace is 0:56:33.719 --> 0:56:34.640 like new. 0:56:36.000 --> 0:56:38.080 Five months you're on the new. I'm on the Ace 0:56:38.239 --> 0:56:41.279 ya ace Ason? And then CC is like two and 0:56:41.320 --> 0:56:45.400 a half. No, I guess that's too young there, little babies. Cassey, 0:56:45.560 --> 0:56:47.320 are you how are you with friends? 0:56:47.400 --> 0:56:47.680 All right? 0:56:47.800 --> 0:56:49.800 Friends able to scam you out of some coins? 0:56:50.480 --> 0:56:53.439 Are they selling you those cutcoat what Clark Jones said, 0:56:53.480 --> 0:56:55.720 the cutcoat the way knives. 0:56:56.120 --> 0:56:59.600 No, no pyramid schemes have you ever been roped into 0:56:59.600 --> 0:57:00.040 one of those. 0:57:01.520 --> 0:57:04.760 Because I will say I did sit down just yesterday 0:57:04.880 --> 0:57:07.439 morning with a girl who was going through the whole 0:57:07.520 --> 0:57:09.880 like Arbond skincarepel with me. 0:57:10.080 --> 0:57:10.360 What's that? 0:57:11.040 --> 0:57:13.480 It's like one of those like rod In and Fields 0:57:13.600 --> 0:57:16.440 type things where they're like, is that the news they want? 0:57:17.160 --> 0:57:18.800 They try to get you to sell it because then 0:57:18.880 --> 0:57:21.280 everybody makes it. It's just she actually almost like said 0:57:21.360 --> 0:57:23.880 like it's kind of a pyramid scheme, Like she didn't 0:57:23.880 --> 0:57:25.120 say it like that. She's like, you know, you share 0:57:25.160 --> 0:57:26.520 it with one person, they share it, and they share 0:57:26.520 --> 0:57:28.680 it and they share it. But like you get to 0:57:28.880 --> 0:57:30.440 but like she gave me, so I get to use 0:57:30.480 --> 0:57:32.520 the face wash that the like system for like a 0:57:32.560 --> 0:57:34.760 couple of days and then we're meeting again Striday. 0:57:34.400 --> 0:57:34.960 To talk about it. 0:57:35.120 --> 0:57:38.960 Casey, you out here just wasting time. You're too grown, 0:57:39.080 --> 0:57:40.720 You got you got too much going on. 0:57:41.400 --> 0:57:43.400 That's the thing that Robbie gets mad about. You gotta 0:57:43.400 --> 0:57:46.120 say no, like he goes you say yes to Because 0:57:46.120 --> 0:57:48.040 I told you I said yes to that weird Halloween 0:57:48.120 --> 0:57:50.440 gig on Philly that I ended up canceling for one 0:57:50.480 --> 0:57:52.720 hundred dollars. They asked me to come host a queen 0:57:52.840 --> 0:57:54.840 cover band in Philly on Halloween. 0:57:54.880 --> 0:57:56.720 No no, no, no no for ae hundred dollars. For 0:57:56.760 --> 0:57:58.800 one hundred dollars, I don't even have a license. Like 0:57:58.800 --> 0:58:00.520 I couldn't even get out. You had to get on 0:58:00.600 --> 0:58:02.920 a bus. I can't get the day of. And then 0:58:02.960 --> 0:58:04.400 I felt bad. He's like, you just have to stop 0:58:04.480 --> 0:58:09.480 saying yes right away. Sit back and I'll be like, 0:58:09.560 --> 0:58:11.720 what's the address? Will there be food? Yeah? 0:58:12.000 --> 0:58:13.360 And then I'll google map. It didn't be like it's 0:58:13.360 --> 0:58:15.160 too far for me. I'm not crossing state line to 0:58:15.200 --> 0:58:17.919 do this. When I've started, Marie asked a lot of questions. Yeah, 0:58:18.360 --> 0:58:20.400 like I wish I volunteered for this. 0:58:21.080 --> 0:58:22.840 These people asked me they were doing like a career 0:58:23.000 --> 0:58:26.800 day for these young girls, and they wanted to include comedy, comedy, 0:58:26.800 --> 0:58:29.120 which I thought was sweet. So they asked me to 0:58:29.160 --> 0:58:31.040 come and I said yes without knowing and then it 0:58:31.120 --> 0:58:33.720 was in Syracuse and then it was at nine am. 0:58:33.840 --> 0:58:35.200 So I was like, oh, I need to go there 0:58:35.240 --> 0:58:35.800 the night before. 0:58:35.800 --> 0:58:37.680 You want to do comedy for a bunch of girls 0:58:37.720 --> 0:58:38.200 at nine am? 0:58:38.280 --> 0:58:38.760 I had to. 0:58:39.240 --> 0:58:43.280 It was a career day, career day between four and 0:58:43.320 --> 0:58:45.800 eight year olds about being a comic as a profession, 0:58:46.280 --> 0:58:47.840 so I had but I had to go the night before, 0:58:48.560 --> 0:58:51.200 buy a hotel, sleep the night in Syracuse. 0:58:51.280 --> 0:58:51.680 Can do it? 0:58:51.760 --> 0:58:54.880 Then take another greyhound six hours for how much money? 0:58:55.240 --> 0:58:57.080 It was free, but they reimburse. 0:58:56.760 --> 0:58:57.520 Me for what I paid. 0:58:57.680 --> 0:58:59.600 Yeah, but that's the new scam. That's the new scam. 0:58:59.680 --> 0:59:02.360 Like this, and it's a fundraiser, so it's unpaid. But 0:59:02.480 --> 0:59:05.160 we'll have open bar and like you're like, that's it 0:59:05.520 --> 0:59:06.320 just drinks. 0:59:06.160 --> 0:59:06.680 Like I can't pay. 0:59:06.920 --> 0:59:08.800 What if I don't drink, I can't pay my landlord 0:59:08.800 --> 0:59:11.560 with open Yeah, we're gonna need you from six to midnight. 0:59:11.800 --> 0:59:13.480 You get on that. We need you from six to 0:59:13.760 --> 0:59:16.560 next year. Yeah, I know I'm trying. The kids would 0:59:16.560 --> 0:59:20.600 love you. I should never open my email. He has 0:59:20.640 --> 0:59:24.240 somebody read it for it. I made a handler. All right. 0:59:24.320 --> 0:59:25.800 Well, I feel like we need to wrap this up 0:59:25.880 --> 0:59:28.920 with like a nicer story about you being scammed, because 0:59:29.000 --> 0:59:30.720 I feel like, you know, we've been chatting for a 0:59:30.760 --> 0:59:33.280 little while, but like I feel like maybe some of 0:59:33.280 --> 0:59:34.360 the people who are listening are. 0:59:34.360 --> 0:59:36.360 Like they see themselves in you, Like is there I 0:59:36.520 --> 0:59:37.240 see myself on you? 0:59:37.480 --> 0:59:39.360 I definitely want to say yes, and I definitely want 0:59:39.360 --> 0:59:41.400 to help as much as I as much as possible, 0:59:41.600 --> 0:59:44.160 but I've also been in situations where I see people 0:59:44.200 --> 0:59:46.760 who help as well. Like there was a bartender at 0:59:46.800 --> 0:59:47.800 my old job. 0:59:48.840 --> 0:59:49.520 He ended up. 0:59:50.120 --> 0:59:54.160 I think he gave somebody else maybe eight thousand dollars. 0:59:56.200 --> 0:59:58.000 It was a lot of money. It was a lot 0:59:58.040 --> 0:59:59.000 of money for boobs. 0:59:59.480 --> 1:00:01.479 I don't know. Guy was in a hole or whatever. 1:00:02.560 --> 1:00:05.160 Boot And then the guy gets a TV gig and 1:00:06.520 --> 1:00:10.240 doesn't repay him like on time, and I was like, 1:00:10.360 --> 1:00:13.440 this guy shit. But then I was like, man, I've 1:00:13.440 --> 1:00:15.280 been in that situation where you get that TV money. 1:00:15.320 --> 1:00:17.920 You're like I want it all a lot, and you 1:00:18.000 --> 1:00:19.400 get the increments. 1:00:18.920 --> 1:00:21.840 Of it and you got your love and then it's 1:00:21.880 --> 1:00:24.360 like at the end of it, you're like, oh wow, 1:00:24.520 --> 1:00:27.080 I will have two dollars left, Like I get it. 1:00:27.160 --> 1:00:29.640 But this guy gave him the money, And at the 1:00:29.920 --> 1:00:31.840 whole time, I was like, like, why would you give 1:00:31.880 --> 1:00:34.720 somebody who's not your closest friend like that that much money? 1:00:34.880 --> 1:00:38.280 And then if you do, your friendship is over pretty 1:00:38.320 --> 1:00:39.520 much if they don't pay you back. I think it 1:00:39.560 --> 1:00:41.000 was a black man, like he knew something about him 1:00:41.000 --> 1:00:43.640 and he no, no, because I owe this. 1:00:43.760 --> 1:00:45.920 Man eight hundred dollars, so I know that he just 1:00:46.080 --> 1:00:48.920 has it. And so did he ever get this eight 1:00:48.920 --> 1:00:49.720 thousand dollars back? 1:00:50.240 --> 1:00:52.120 I think he finally got paid off, but it was 1:00:52.200 --> 1:00:55.560 like after years of this guy giving him dropping off, 1:00:55.760 --> 1:00:58.200 like one hundred dollar here, three hundred dollar. 1:00:58.680 --> 1:01:01.400 In an ideal world, I would have an extra eight 1:01:01.440 --> 1:01:03.560 thousand dollars laid around too. But I feel like if 1:01:03.640 --> 1:01:06.520 Casey just had eight thousand dollars, she'd just give away. 1:01:06.760 --> 1:01:09.040 I feel like if I ever got a lot of money, 1:01:09.960 --> 1:01:11.360 I don't know if I would give it away. 1:01:11.360 --> 1:01:13.000 I would probably want to. 1:01:13.040 --> 1:01:14.720 Like donate something to good costs, but I would just 1:01:14.880 --> 1:01:17.920 like want to just fucking party with all my Like 1:01:17.960 --> 1:01:19.240 I would want to just have experience. 1:01:19.280 --> 1:01:20.720 I want to have fun. I would like want to 1:01:20.760 --> 1:01:22.720 do a trip with my friends. That that would be dope. 1:01:22.800 --> 1:01:25.000 I ever had money, like, yeah, let's just do it 1:01:25.040 --> 1:01:25.480 all together. 1:01:25.760 --> 1:01:28.440 Loaning money, you need to know that you're actually giving 1:01:28.520 --> 1:01:30.880 the money. You're not going to get it back, And. 1:01:30.880 --> 1:01:33.280 It's tricky between friends. Have you ever been in a 1:01:33.280 --> 1:01:33.960 situation like that? 1:01:35.360 --> 1:01:37.080 I had, Well, yeah, even when I moved out here, 1:01:37.160 --> 1:01:39.880 I owed Amy money, like because she covered your roommates yeah, 1:01:40.120 --> 1:01:42.360 and so it's like I had to, like I think 1:01:42.400 --> 1:01:45.120 I got something, not like a lot, but I had 1:01:45.120 --> 1:01:46.560 to pay her back because it doesn't feel good. 1:01:46.560 --> 1:01:48.120 I mean, oh, I actually owe Robbie a cup a 1:01:48.160 --> 1:01:50.920 little bit of money right now, So you don't really 1:01:50.960 --> 1:01:57.120 owe him anything. Yes, I'm like, we both flip here money. 1:01:57.440 --> 1:02:00.640 That's y'all's money exactly, the money that makes trying to 1:02:00.760 --> 1:02:01.840 tell him keep them. 1:02:01.920 --> 1:02:04.280 Like if you give him head on a random night, 1:02:04.520 --> 1:02:06.880 that's that's money, like Thursday. 1:02:06.640 --> 1:02:09.160 Afternoon head, I'll be like that knocks off like five hundred. 1:02:09.200 --> 1:02:11.320 But oh absolutely, how's just funny. Do you think you 1:02:11.440 --> 1:02:13.680 owe your boyfriend? I think I owe him like sixteen 1:02:13.800 --> 1:02:15.200 hundred dollars right now. That's nothing. 1:02:16.360 --> 1:02:18.160 When I was like in between jobs, he like comes 1:02:18.200 --> 1:02:22.040 up the rent for of us. Oh no, he's got 1:02:22.120 --> 1:02:23.920 to stay there anyway, you know, but he's gonna work. 1:02:24.000 --> 1:02:25.400 I know he's gotta be there anyway. 1:02:25.480 --> 1:02:26.160 He's going to sleep. 1:02:26.280 --> 1:02:29.320 Yeah, I was just gone, he's a place too. Like 1:02:29.520 --> 1:02:31.360 I decided I'm not paying because you were going to 1:02:31.400 --> 1:02:32.000 sleep anyway. 1:02:32.120 --> 1:02:34.040 Your financial advisors. 1:02:35.720 --> 1:02:38.880 Imagine a TV show financially advising people. 1:02:39.200 --> 1:02:40.600 That'd be perfect. That'd be a great show. 1:02:40.720 --> 1:02:43.720 I'd watch it for you, for you guys, like rationalizing 1:02:43.800 --> 1:02:45.720 why you actually don't have to get how you can 1:02:45.800 --> 1:02:49.000 pay somebody off without actually paying them money write the treatment. 1:02:49.680 --> 1:02:52.160 Marie is very Haitian, so she would find a way 1:02:52.280 --> 1:02:54.880 to be like, no, no money, we're not paying paying. 1:02:55.080 --> 1:02:58.120 I'd be like, every time I've scrubbed the toilet, does 1:02:58.160 --> 1:03:00.000 he clean the bathroom? Sometimes? 1:03:00.800 --> 1:03:03.400 But for the most part, I'm the I'm the one 1:03:03.440 --> 1:03:05.120 that's like lifting. I'm like, you're the only one that's 1:03:05.160 --> 1:03:07.520 lifting up the seat. Just wipe the fucking rim once. 1:03:08.000 --> 1:03:10.280 And you're an Amy and Amy. How much money you 1:03:10.360 --> 1:03:12.240 thought you owed her? Oh, I think when we were 1:03:12.320 --> 1:03:13.600 moving here, she covered a lot of things. 1:03:13.640 --> 1:03:15.360 So I think I owed her like eight hundred and 1:03:15.480 --> 1:03:17.120 something bucks, like and so I paid off for the 1:03:17.280 --> 1:03:20.120 first couple couple of months because she was Yeah, she 1:03:20.480 --> 1:03:21.919 covered a lot of things in our move. 1:03:22.280 --> 1:03:24.360 Here's a question for you. Have you ever been like 1:03:24.720 --> 1:03:27.120 tricked at work? Like somebody was like, can you please 1:03:27.160 --> 1:03:30.200 work my shift? I can't. My mom died, And then 1:03:30.240 --> 1:03:32.680 you see pictures of them on Instagram like all the time. 1:03:32.840 --> 1:03:36.200 Oh yeah, that's there's that's universal. Everybody got like that. Yeah, 1:03:36.360 --> 1:03:40.840 everybody has gotten got like that. Oh yeah, but I'm 1:03:40.880 --> 1:03:43.400 the type of person I will ship and send it 1:03:43.480 --> 1:03:46.320 to you be like, bitch word Okay when you really 1:03:46.440 --> 1:03:49.360 need me, I'm like, nah, I don't even try to 1:03:49.480 --> 1:03:49.840 text me. 1:03:50.040 --> 1:03:54.040 No, Nah, not them. Absolutely. There's there's people that have 1:03:54.760 --> 1:03:56.480 gotten their shift covered and then they come into the 1:03:56.520 --> 1:03:59.440 restaurant to eat. Yes, and I've written to them, and 1:03:59.480 --> 1:04:01.080 I'd be like, I hope it was worth it. I 1:04:01.160 --> 1:04:05.080 hope that steak was working. No favorite tartar. It's because 1:04:05.160 --> 1:04:06.880 you're not getting it out of me. They call out 1:04:06.920 --> 1:04:08.680 of work and then come to work for the discount, 1:04:08.760 --> 1:04:10.240 the discount. I've seen it happen. 1:04:10.440 --> 1:04:12.360 You're like, how I can't because I have a birthday 1:04:12.400 --> 1:04:14.920 party and then oh, forgot to let you know the 1:04:15.000 --> 1:04:17.120 birthday party was actually at the fucking job. 1:04:18.680 --> 1:04:22.280 That's me. Are you serious to do something else like that? Carly? 1:04:22.400 --> 1:04:25.080 Are you for real right now? That's me? 1:04:25.400 --> 1:04:25.560 Yeah. 1:04:26.240 --> 1:04:29.360 Well, I mean I am out of work and we're 1:04:29.360 --> 1:04:30.560 gonna get a discount, so let's just. 1:04:30.560 --> 1:04:32.160 Go to work. Yeah, we're gonna stay at the bar. 1:04:32.360 --> 1:04:34.880 So what's your plans for twenty eighteen? Are you working 1:04:34.960 --> 1:04:39.320 on trying to just stop the show. You got to 1:04:39.400 --> 1:04:41.760 do a no exercise? What I have to do? 1:04:42.000 --> 1:04:45.080 Yeah, I have to things I can't make up. I 1:04:45.160 --> 1:04:47.160 need to stop making I gotta just live like I'm 1:04:47.200 --> 1:04:48.720 in New York. I gotta put my head down. 1:04:49.840 --> 1:04:51.800 How long have you been here? About four years? 1:04:52.040 --> 1:04:54.520 That's long enough to know better. I know that's not 1:04:54.760 --> 1:04:59.600 like ye is like graduating from college. Yeah, I yeah, I. 1:04:59.640 --> 1:05:00.640 Have to you know what I should do? 1:05:00.680 --> 1:05:02.360 Like I said, I should get back in and start 1:05:02.800 --> 1:05:04.640 doing more volunteer work at the soup kitchen so that 1:05:04.720 --> 1:05:06.040 I'm like, you know, if somebody's like to you have money, 1:05:06.040 --> 1:05:07.520 I'm like, no, but here's a card that you can. 1:05:07.440 --> 1:05:08.480 Go get a fucking female. 1:05:08.720 --> 1:05:13.120 But even those people stop carrying cute count But also 1:05:13.200 --> 1:05:14.280 you're going to go to the banks. 1:05:14.320 --> 1:05:19.680 You're going to go to the bank. I can't believe you, Casey, 1:05:19.960 --> 1:05:21.480 I can absolutely can. 1:05:21.640 --> 1:05:25.120 You are an attractive white woman, you have a man, 1:05:25.400 --> 1:05:29.240 You're funny, you do comedy regularly, you travel a lot. 1:05:29.600 --> 1:05:33.240 Like what how I can tell by the I can 1:05:33.400 --> 1:05:36.280 tell by those cheekbones that this is this is how 1:05:36.320 --> 1:05:38.160 it's going down. Man, You're gonna be like this for 1:05:38.200 --> 1:05:40.000 the rest of your life. All you're gonna be like 1:05:40.040 --> 1:05:43.720 this until you die. Yeah, it's okay, it's not okay. 1:05:44.840 --> 1:05:45.560 Some people are like that. 1:05:45.840 --> 1:05:49.080 Some people are just really nice, giving, gullible people, and 1:05:49.360 --> 1:05:51.600 you have a special place in heaven. 1:05:51.800 --> 1:05:54.800 It's the part with all the fools that they're good fool. 1:05:55.720 --> 1:05:57.000 You know, Marle the King is there. 1:05:58.040 --> 1:06:00.800 You know, I talk enough because I feel like I 1:06:00.920 --> 1:06:03.200 talked shit about I mean, I feel like there's also 1:06:03.240 --> 1:06:05.040 the part of it, like talk shit about everyone. 1:06:05.160 --> 1:06:11.400 So I'm like, maybe this is my girl talk about 1:06:11.400 --> 1:06:14.720 my friend. I'm talking and I'm not paying she I'm 1:06:14.880 --> 1:06:16.280 talking shit in your face. 1:06:16.560 --> 1:06:16.800 I know. 1:06:17.120 --> 1:06:17.360 Listen. 1:06:17.400 --> 1:06:18.840 The way that we do it in my family is 1:06:18.880 --> 1:06:21.080 we'll just switch languages and we'll be looking at you, 1:06:21.240 --> 1:06:23.240 like and then a word randomly will be in English 1:06:23.360 --> 1:06:26.000 that that shouldn't be in English, but you know, we're 1:06:26.040 --> 1:06:26.720 talking like you. 1:06:27.480 --> 1:06:28.360 That's the type of family. 1:06:28.440 --> 1:06:31.000 Like my mom and dad are from a third world country, right, so, 1:06:31.200 --> 1:06:33.720 like they don't play with money, Like they're not just 1:06:33.920 --> 1:06:37.280 giving money to people. But my mom is super generous, 1:06:37.360 --> 1:06:39.520 Like if she has food or what like, if you 1:06:39.760 --> 1:06:41.480 need it, she will get it to you. 1:06:41.880 --> 1:06:44.000 But she's not gonna give you money, right, she will 1:06:44.080 --> 1:06:45.640 not that's what I need to get better of, like 1:06:45.880 --> 1:06:48.680 just not the money. Like if you yeah, let me 1:06:48.720 --> 1:06:50.240 tell you better with my greens. 1:06:49.960 --> 1:06:52.680 Maybe time, Like I mean, you walked with that man, 1:06:52.960 --> 1:06:54.480 but you should have just been walking in the direction 1:06:54.560 --> 1:06:55.800 of your train, and then you should have jumped on 1:06:55.880 --> 1:06:56.160 the train. 1:06:57.240 --> 1:06:59.960 I think I've told the story in uh on the pipe. 1:07:00.040 --> 1:07:00.920 You can tell laurances. 1:07:01.160 --> 1:07:04.360 But I remember I would go out and I knew 1:07:04.360 --> 1:07:06.720 a lot of bartenders, and I was getting fucked up, 1:07:06.840 --> 1:07:08.760 and so I wouldn't have a wallet on me because 1:07:08.760 --> 1:07:10.480 I've lost my wallet too many times. I would just 1:07:10.560 --> 1:07:12.919 put my shit on my socks and put my money 1:07:12.920 --> 1:07:15.720 in my socks, like a like water money in my socks, 1:07:16.080 --> 1:07:18.560 and I'd be dancing or drinking or whatever. And there 1:07:18.640 --> 1:07:20.040 was a lot of times I would get paranoid and 1:07:20.120 --> 1:07:22.040 be like, yo, I lost I think I lost the money. 1:07:22.320 --> 1:07:25.280 One night, I go home, I wake up the next day, 1:07:25.560 --> 1:07:28.360 I'm like, fuck, I lost three hundred dollars? Are you 1:07:28.480 --> 1:07:31.680 fucking serious? I call my friend who worked at the bar. 1:07:32.000 --> 1:07:33.400 And I was like, bitch, can you believe I lost 1:07:33.440 --> 1:07:36.240 three hundred dollars? And she's like, no, girl, you gave 1:07:36.440 --> 1:07:37.720 us three hundred dollars, and I. 1:07:37.720 --> 1:07:40.840 Said what, She's like, yeah, you kept tipping us twenty 1:07:40.920 --> 1:07:42.280 dollars every time you had a drink. 1:07:42.360 --> 1:07:42.800 Oh my god. 1:07:42.880 --> 1:07:44.360 She was like, there was one drink you gave like 1:07:44.520 --> 1:07:47.200 fifty dollars. I was like, my god, and you let me. 1:07:47.480 --> 1:07:49.600 She was like, listen, we told you a couple of times. 1:07:49.720 --> 1:07:52.160 I was like, after the third time, girl, you keep 1:07:52.200 --> 1:07:54.800 giving it, we're gonna take it. Honestly, it's the service industry. 1:07:54.840 --> 1:07:55.400 We're all tired. 1:07:55.560 --> 1:07:57.880 I said, I gave y'all thirty I gave you three 1:07:57.960 --> 1:07:59.320 hundred dollars. How much did I drink? 1:07:59.400 --> 1:08:01.760 She was like, listen, we was ready to cut you off, 1:08:01.840 --> 1:08:03.600 but you but you kept tipping us, but you can't. 1:08:03.960 --> 1:08:07.600 You seem fine, Yeah, you seem fine, right, But you 1:08:07.680 --> 1:08:08.400 were like I was not. 1:08:08.720 --> 1:08:09.120 I was not. 1:08:09.520 --> 1:08:11.520 And then did you go back to that place the 1:08:11.640 --> 1:08:14.360 next week? Because I don't feel like you just stopped going? 1:08:14.520 --> 1:08:14.560 No. 1:08:14.800 --> 1:08:16.880 I was like, well, girl, you know you're not getting 1:08:16.920 --> 1:08:18.760 tipped from me for a minute now, right, for a while. 1:08:18.840 --> 1:08:21.280 That's gonna be. Yeah, they need to find me out 1:08:21.320 --> 1:08:24.120 there and just bring me drinks. Since you actually need 1:08:24.240 --> 1:08:26.280 to bring a bacon, egg and cheese into work for me. 1:08:26.680 --> 1:08:29.240 Yeah, past not three hundred dollars worth of there's there's 1:08:29.280 --> 1:08:31.920 not enough bacon in the world for me to get 1:08:31.960 --> 1:08:35.200 my three hundred dollars. Well, that's so dumb, though, I know, 1:08:35.600 --> 1:08:37.920 I know, I feel like you, ladies, because I'm doing 1:08:38.000 --> 1:08:40.000 the Year Yes, Like I'm trying to say yes to 1:08:40.040 --> 1:08:41.840 things that I don't currently say yes to, and I'm like, 1:08:42.320 --> 1:08:44.400 I still say no to stuff, but I feel like 1:08:44.479 --> 1:08:44.920 y'all need to. 1:08:44.920 --> 1:08:46.519 Do a year of the note, or like a week 1:08:46.640 --> 1:08:48.200 of the note. I need a week of the no. 1:08:48.479 --> 1:08:50.840 Yeah, just say no to things that are inconvenient to 1:08:50.920 --> 1:08:54.000 y'all and things that don't pay, and things that you're 1:08:54.040 --> 1:08:57.280 not going it's not gonna add anything to you don't pay. 1:08:57.320 --> 1:08:59.760 It's hard because we comedians and there's tons of shit 1:08:59.840 --> 1:09:01.200 that you just don't get paid for it. 1:09:01.280 --> 1:09:03.479 But you're like, now that stuff is inconvenient, I gotta 1:09:03.560 --> 1:09:05.160 jump on a train and go to Queens from here. 1:09:05.360 --> 1:09:06.760 I mean, you live in Queens, but I'm not. 1:09:07.320 --> 1:09:09.320 Like to go out of my way and then walk 1:09:09.439 --> 1:09:12.200 X amount of blocks to perform for six people. 1:09:12.280 --> 1:09:14.559 I know, like I almost didn't cancel, Like I got 1:09:14.640 --> 1:09:16.840 the spot and I just got offered a show that 1:09:16.920 --> 1:09:18.479 day that pays one to fifty and I was like, yeah, 1:09:18.520 --> 1:09:20.160 but I like waited a while for the spot. But 1:09:20.240 --> 1:09:22.240 it's like you have to take the one fifty as 1:09:22.240 --> 1:09:24.360 opposed to some UCB show that's not going to pay. 1:09:24.520 --> 1:09:26.080 No, and you got to tell you to be Yeah, 1:09:26.080 --> 1:09:27.360 I got a paid gig, so they know. 1:09:28.240 --> 1:09:30.600 I tell them I got coins so cause it's like 1:09:30.640 --> 1:09:32.680 because somebody I was talking to something today, I was like, 1:09:32.760 --> 1:09:33.679 it just makes me feel. 1:09:33.520 --> 1:09:35.360 Bad, and they're like that they don't feel bad not 1:09:35.520 --> 1:09:35.880 paying you. 1:09:36.000 --> 1:09:38.840 Yeah, And also like, honestly, the feeling of guilt does 1:09:39.080 --> 1:09:42.519 nothing for you, Like feeling bad like that's it's a 1:09:42.800 --> 1:09:44.759 waste of your energy. 1:09:45.160 --> 1:09:48.080 And it's just some people have canceled on us last minute, 1:09:48.120 --> 1:09:49.360 maybe an hour before the show. 1:09:50.000 --> 1:09:51.680 That's how you have to think about it. And if 1:09:51.760 --> 1:09:54.000 I don't get rebooked, it's one fucking show. It's one show. 1:09:54.040 --> 1:09:54.840 And this is New York City. 1:09:54.880 --> 1:09:59.599 They're literally tons of shows, dozens of shows in a night, 1:10:00.000 --> 1:10:03.559 all the time. All right, casey Well, I hope people 1:10:03.560 --> 1:10:06.439 who are listening to this podcast episode learned that it's 1:10:06.439 --> 1:10:07.080 okay to say no. 1:10:07.320 --> 1:10:07.680 Year of no. 1:10:08.360 --> 1:10:11.639 Also, if someone stops you to get baby formula like, No, Ron, 1:10:11.880 --> 1:10:12.880 that's a scam game. 1:10:13.000 --> 1:10:15.080 They don't have an AIDS baby. They don't have a baby. 1:10:15.160 --> 1:10:16.960 They don't have a baby. I don't have Everybody from 1:10:16.960 --> 1:10:20.479 the hurricane in Florida is okay. They get her hurricanes 1:10:20.520 --> 1:10:22.960 every year. Fine, it's a season down there. They're not 1:10:23.120 --> 1:10:25.800 displaced in New York. It's too expensive. They'd be in 1:10:25.880 --> 1:10:28.599 freaking They'd still be in Florida, be in Orlando. 1:10:28.840 --> 1:10:31.240 They'd be in New Orleans, like dancing in a parade, 1:10:31.439 --> 1:10:34.000 drinking outside, and then then our hurricane would hit. Then 1:10:34.160 --> 1:10:36.000 they're fine, and then they just slat to t xs 1:10:36.439 --> 1:10:39.400 off where he had a free gun when they arrived. 1:10:39.479 --> 1:10:41.760 Yeah, just handed. So Casey, where can people find you? 1:10:42.000 --> 1:10:42.040 Like? 1:10:42.160 --> 1:10:43.600 Where where can they find you? 1:10:43.840 --> 1:10:44.320 For money? 1:10:45.360 --> 1:10:46.400 Do you have a monthly show? 1:10:46.560 --> 1:10:48.240 And you guys can follow me on venmo if you 1:10:48.280 --> 1:10:52.479 feel bad? Literally they start ending my shows like that, Casey, 1:10:52.560 --> 1:10:53.200 follow me on demo? 1:10:53.560 --> 1:10:54.120 You do do that? 1:10:54.439 --> 1:10:57.200 They they don't have no shame either. No, I wanted 1:10:57.200 --> 1:10:58.360 to start it as a joke, and then I kept 1:10:58.360 --> 1:11:00.360 forgetting to do it. It's it's on a see it's 1:11:00.360 --> 1:11:03.479 an ongoing joke that a lot of comedians have, all right, 1:11:03.640 --> 1:11:05.920 but they're not joking original. 1:11:07.000 --> 1:11:11.200 And for you, I'm a Twitter at casey Balsham b 1:11:11.320 --> 1:11:13.960 A L s h A M and Instagram at case 1:11:13.960 --> 1:11:15.280 space b case. 1:11:15.760 --> 1:11:16.439 That's what I chose. 1:11:16.520 --> 1:11:19.920 Spell your spell case c A s E y and 1:11:20.160 --> 1:11:23.360 b A L s h A M A M case 1:11:23.840 --> 1:11:26.040 just honestly truly, What are your goals for the for 1:11:26.120 --> 1:11:26.519 the summer? 1:11:27.640 --> 1:11:27.760 Well? 1:11:27.800 --> 1:11:28.240 What we do? 1:11:28.680 --> 1:11:29.400 What are my goals? 1:11:30.000 --> 1:11:33.200 While not saying no, not to spend my entire tax 1:11:33.280 --> 1:11:35.120 return in less than a month, and we're gonna go around. 1:11:35.160 --> 1:11:37.040 We're gonna go around. Just give me like three quick. 1:11:36.880 --> 1:11:44.880 Goals, okay, saying now, having fun, trying to get healthy. Okay, Okay, 1:11:45.080 --> 1:11:46.960 that's solid. I like, okay, thank you, Sidney. Do you 1:11:47.000 --> 1:11:47.960 have thanks for the summer? 1:11:48.920 --> 1:11:49.799 Do my website? 1:11:49.960 --> 1:11:50.080 Hell? 1:11:50.160 --> 1:11:57.519 Yeah? Uh travel yah, and uh work on my depression, 1:11:58.160 --> 1:12:00.800 work on your depression. Those are three other goals too, Yes, 1:12:01.720 --> 1:12:02.800 what are my goals for the summer? 1:12:03.000 --> 1:12:07.960 To uh start working out again, like continually work out 1:12:09.280 --> 1:12:11.160 to uh just live. 1:12:11.720 --> 1:12:13.360 To get on a boat. That's one of my boals 1:12:13.400 --> 1:12:15.200 to get on It doesn't even matter whose boat it is. 1:12:15.280 --> 1:12:17.360 I have a thing. Okay, you got you got a boat. 1:12:17.680 --> 1:12:20.439 We gotta we gotta know. We've just there's a group on. 1:12:20.600 --> 1:12:23.880 We've got a group of groupon boat we needed, No, no, 1:12:24.320 --> 1:12:25.800 an nigga boat. 1:12:26.280 --> 1:12:26.800 That's what we need. 1:12:26.840 --> 1:12:28.439 We are going to do just like a sunset booze 1:12:28.439 --> 1:12:30.719 cruise at some point in June. It's like twenty bucks. 1:12:30.880 --> 1:12:32.240 If that's a sweet do, I could give you a 1:12:32.280 --> 1:12:34.240 starter boat, like a beginner boat. 1:12:34.439 --> 1:12:37.120 That's that's pretty much the ferry to fucking Staten Island. 1:12:37.160 --> 1:12:40.519 But okay, they do donuts in front of the satur Liberty. 1:12:40.520 --> 1:12:41.040 It's kind of fun. 1:12:41.080 --> 1:12:43.160 Is that included it at twenty dollars? I think, so 1:12:43.680 --> 1:12:46.800 case hur you better than that. You're getting your body 1:12:46.840 --> 1:12:48.840 right for that. But for that boat, No, it's a 1:12:49.160 --> 1:12:49.439 time thing. 1:12:49.520 --> 1:12:50.800 It's not a bathing sea. Oh you want a bathing 1:12:50.840 --> 1:12:51.280 suit boat? 1:12:51.400 --> 1:12:51.599 Yeah? 1:12:51.720 --> 1:12:53.760 Girls, I want to stand on the ground in my 1:12:53.920 --> 1:12:57.439 eye for the summers to get a sequined highwaist bikini, 1:12:57.600 --> 1:12:59.759 like a high waisted Bikinia's governed sequence. 1:12:59.760 --> 1:13:02.240 That's my their goal. So Bob's body, get on a boat, 1:13:02.280 --> 1:13:04.479 get a sequence. You can change my goals to sequence. 1:13:06.400 --> 1:13:08.680 They have them. I was looking I was looking on 1:13:08.800 --> 1:13:09.760 they have them. 1:13:09.840 --> 1:13:11.880 I've I was like, oh, I want like a little 1:13:11.920 --> 1:13:14.599 triangle one that's like barely covers your titty. 1:13:14.680 --> 1:13:16.639 You just want like a little bay watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well. 1:13:16.600 --> 1:13:18.200 They have what is it? 1:13:18.479 --> 1:13:21.400 There's there's this one, but it's expensive. My friend has it. 1:13:21.479 --> 1:13:24.599 It's real nice that changes color and when you touch 1:13:24.640 --> 1:13:27.719 it you to like it's called beach bunny beach bunny 1:13:27.800 --> 1:13:31.080 swim sequence just like they change direction, but it's perfect. 1:13:31.160 --> 1:13:32.280 You go down, it's a color and then if you 1:13:32.320 --> 1:13:33.240 come up, it's a different color. 1:13:33.400 --> 1:13:36.720 Yeah, and the sequence is real like mut together. Yeah no, no, no, 1:13:36.840 --> 1:13:38.240 it's a really nice bikini. 1:13:38.000 --> 1:13:40.040 But made for me, meaning that like I can't swim, 1:13:40.200 --> 1:13:42.080 so it would just be like a dry ass dope 1:13:42.080 --> 1:13:42.679 at bikini. 1:13:42.800 --> 1:13:43.000 Yeah. 1:13:43.640 --> 1:13:45.720 Also gold for the podcast sitting and not going to 1:13:45.720 --> 1:13:47.920 be fake bloggers. We're going to be bloggers this summer. 1:13:48.320 --> 1:13:50.400 That's why we need to get this boat and these 1:13:50.479 --> 1:13:53.720 sequent fucking bathing suits. Yes, so I can't be glogging up. 1:13:55.400 --> 1:13:57.080 We're gonna be fake bloggers. We're going, but we're gonna 1:13:57.080 --> 1:13:59.360 make fun of bloggers. So we went writing posts that 1:13:59.479 --> 1:14:02.400 are gonna like fun of the blockshtag ad and sponsored. 1:14:02.439 --> 1:14:04.000 But no, the posts are actually gonna be sponsored. 1:14:04.080 --> 1:14:05.559 Yeah. Oh yeah, I'm just gonna fake it like we're 1:14:05.680 --> 1:14:10.479 absolutely you know what I mean. Parody block goals by guys. 1:14:10.640 --> 1:14:13.240 Love you guys, comment, rate, subscribe and make sure you 1:14:13.280 --> 1:14:13.960 follow case s face. 1:14:14.040 --> 1:14:16.960 Casey, please and send her money so she can give 1:14:17.000 --> 1:14:21.040 it away. I guess your your ve buy what you 1:14:21.080 --> 1:14:23.559 say is your is your Venmo? Casey Balsham, It's Casey 1:14:23.680 --> 1:14:26.320 dash Bolsham. Send her some money, guys. She's a good person. 1:14:26.439 --> 1:14:28.360 She's doing great. Bye Bye,