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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is fake

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Speaker 1: star with groupie tendencies. I said it, fake star with

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Speaker 1: groupie tendencies. Okay, wait till you hear this one. It's

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Speaker 1: coming up in a few because right now it is

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Speaker 1: time for the nephew in the prank phone call for today.

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Speaker 1: What you got for is nas, let me dig in

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Speaker 1: my stupid bag here, pull out something you ain't got

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Speaker 1: to go deep? Yeah, right off the top of I

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Speaker 1: got I got, I got, I got stuff at the top,

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Speaker 1: stuff in the middle weight on deep. I mean it's

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Speaker 1: I got a I got a nice bag of stupid here. Now,

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Speaker 1: don't don't know, well, the whole bag stupid. It's what

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Speaker 1: we're trying to tell you. Yeah, right right, understanding what

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Speaker 1: is levels of stupid? Why do I have to teach

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Speaker 1: you about stupid? Why don't you don't know? You know what?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start teaching a stupid class so people are

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Speaker 1: known stupid is stupid? Does pay? Y'all? I am already

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Speaker 1: You're already doing one. You come on radio every day.

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Speaker 1: But I'm I am I not an example that stupid

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Speaker 1: PAGs don't play my stupid weak. Don't do me like that.

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Speaker 1: Don't do me like that. I'm I'm better than stupid

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Speaker 1: Diva lous amos, stupid almost stupid lounge and Diva Lounge,

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Speaker 1: Diva Lounge. Okay, cat dog, let's go. He cat dog

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Speaker 1: respects my stupid Come on, yeah, Lane, I'm trying to um,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to own the Diva Lounge? Right Okay,

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Speaker 1: my aunt trying to um my ain't philis. Was trying

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Speaker 1: to get an appointment. Say you already rejected her or

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Speaker 1: something like that, don't getting an appointment for Let this

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Speaker 1: player said that she wanted to get get in to

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Speaker 1: get get our hair dead. I'm sorry, sorry, No one

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Speaker 1: rejected her. Right now, I'm not accepting any new clients.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, what you mean you're not accepting no clients.

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Speaker 1: That's the part I'm not trying to understand. My ain't phyllis.

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Speaker 1: You know she didn't call up there like two times.

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Speaker 1: From what she telling me about she can't get in there,

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Speaker 1: uh de allounge, that she can't get in there and

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Speaker 1: get her hair done, because every time she called, they're

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Speaker 1: saying that, you know, I ain't wan't nobody uh take

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Speaker 1: her give her an appointment. Sir, I am the only

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Speaker 1: salast at a DV alloungees right now, I am not

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Speaker 1: accepting any clients. I am so sorry for your hunt.

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Speaker 1: But there are other ones in the area, but right now,

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Speaker 1: I am not accepting any new clients. No, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, wait, wait a minute, that my any one

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Speaker 1: that you want to come there that I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: this here mine, we ain't trying to get her. We've done.

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Speaker 1: She can me sir, excuse me you you just cursed

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Speaker 1: me out for north parent reason. I can't that because basically,

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Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say is I don't understand how

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Speaker 1: it is you can't get my any hair done. She

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Speaker 1: trying to get her. We've done so she can be

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Speaker 1: right for church. So I don't understand the problem. But

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Speaker 1: the problem is you're attacking me. You're gonna call me

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Speaker 1: talking about your damn all right, what's the bamn appointment?

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Speaker 1: But you're cursing me. I you don't get a partner

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Speaker 1: with me talking to me like that, now, okay, so

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Speaker 1: what excuse me? Let me talk because you just hurts

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Speaker 1: me out. Now he's gonna hear what I have to say.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not accepting any new clients at this time.

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Speaker 1: Now she could have called, but right now I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm just not accepting any clients. I apologize, but there's

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Speaker 1: nothing else I can do. I've worked because you know what,

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Speaker 1: I already know the deal, because I didn't already asked

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Speaker 1: round town. You you got all the everybody over there,

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Speaker 1: got all these big time cars, beamers and rains, rovers,

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Speaker 1: so them to people them only the people you do.

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Speaker 1: You can't do. So let me tell you one damn thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't excriminate. I don't give a damn what you try.

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Speaker 1: Got down four pisto for all I care. I got

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Speaker 1: white now stuff down, said his book, and I cannot

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Speaker 1: take any more you play. There are thousand there cards

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Speaker 1: in Montgomery that she can go to. Let me, let me,

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Speaker 1: let me, let me say, let me say this to you,

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Speaker 1: Uh what's your name? And get law on that. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you this right here, bring my anty. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna bring any up there. I'm bringing you. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: shut up while I'm talking. Hey, look, I'm gonna bring

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Speaker 1: my anti up there talking. I'm sorry, no, no, but

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Speaker 1: get an a different Okay, hold on professionalism is about

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Speaker 1: to go out the door with your Now, I have

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Speaker 1: been trying to be professional with your that you just

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Speaker 1: called me, but you you assist on cursing me out

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Speaker 1: and I haven't done anything to you. I have since

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Speaker 1: said so I cannot take all any new clients, but

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Speaker 1: you insist on cursing merrow, I assist. I insist on

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Speaker 1: somebody doing my any hair. Somebody I have not the

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Speaker 1: damn salons. You won't get it done here. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna. You're gonna do it, because I'm gonna bring

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Speaker 1: my any up there on side door. I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make me what you're gonna make. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: do what you're gonna do with somebody gonna put somebody's

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Speaker 1: gonna put I'm telling you now, I can go from

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Speaker 1: de boke to I heard you real quick. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to be professional with your but right now that's the

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Speaker 1: one out the door, because right now you did so

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Speaker 1: disrespectful to me again, said I'm coming up there, somebody

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Speaker 1: putting my amy. We've and huge weed. Sorry, I don't

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Speaker 1: do we've. I only do short hair. That's what I

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Speaker 1: specialized in. That's my strength. So you definitely have to

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Speaker 1: find another swat. I don't who we kill who got

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Speaker 1: a hansel? And don't do nor we who do this?

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Speaker 1: I don't do who damn you don't make no damn said.

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Speaker 1: We got it down hairstyle. You just a short hairstyle

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Speaker 1: that don't make no damn sense. But that's what the specialized.

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Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I'm damn good at it. Round.

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Speaker 1: If you you research me, you've already done your damn

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Speaker 1: research on a round. Google me. That's what you do.

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Speaker 1: Good with me? I have bes. Don't call you, don't

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Speaker 1: call here, you one I tell let me say this boy,

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Speaker 1: don't come for me now because I'm ready for you.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'm not even gonna be sending here

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Speaker 1: going back and forth with you. I'm gonna say this

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Speaker 1: is sandy, I'm coming up there and somebody gonna do

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Speaker 1: my anty weeds. But bottom line, how we are gonna

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Speaker 1: be done for church on Sunday. Oh you thinks you

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Speaker 1: talking huge? You listen to me, I'm so trying of

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Speaker 1: your pocket. If you don't want about asking everybody about

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Speaker 1: me you're talking to know that I don't do nothing

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Speaker 1: but short hair. I don't know. We fas not as

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Speaker 1: to do you that your ant hair, you and your

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Speaker 1: I can go to. Yeah, that's what you can do

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Speaker 1: because I don't know about you. I tried to be

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Speaker 1: professional with you, which you stupid and you isn't it tail?

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Speaker 1: And then you'll know she gotta be quite what's so stupid?

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Speaker 1: Don't call me no more because I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: pro chect you calling my fell I don't know what

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Speaker 1: he'll get you. My damn knock because this is a

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Speaker 1: dawn farther the number I hadn't even given, no damn

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Speaker 1: but then he signed down, carking my down park a

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Speaker 1: show the war with me on. Let me you know what,

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Speaker 1: Let me just tell you this here. Tommy one gave

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Speaker 1: me your damn number, told me that if I talk

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Speaker 1: to you, you would do my ainy hair. Cool Tommy

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Speaker 1: Tommy one Gate Kelly, Yes you do, Yes, you do?

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Speaker 1: You know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.

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Speaker 1: You know him, don't you? Oh God? Next few Timmy

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Speaker 1: from the Speed of Harpy Show. That be me midlon

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Speaker 1: ha been saying, Lord Jesus, you are so tell you something.

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Speaker 1: Dammy and Paul told me Lonetta is real cool, but

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Speaker 1: she precent ghetto. Oh oh my god, I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you this. Why you're Tommy, You're gonna get to this

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Speaker 1: is because to me, I don't know. Listen, I'm from

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Speaker 1: this good so I am. I would have had my

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Speaker 1: farmers to come up there, start with my brother Rick.

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Speaker 1: You know, all of us would have been there. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but Mark, this has been a crazy serious for me.

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Speaker 1: But I love you and I love the show. You

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm coming to Montgomery. I'm gonna stop by

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Speaker 1: this Deve allows you got over there. We always have

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Speaker 1: had it one up in Montgomery Bay one to come

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Speaker 1: by and see you gotta do this. Probably what is

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the list, The Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry Letters

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Speaker 1: subject fake star with groupie tendencies. Right after this, you're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show