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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly's Show on a Monday. I've

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Speaker 1: had so much fun today. It's been a great show.

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Speaker 1: We still have a whole other hour too. We're going

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Speaker 1: to get back to your calls in a minute about

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Speaker 1: dumbest things you've ever spent money on. You have to

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Speaker 1: do a couple of things real quick. First, you have

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Speaker 1: to talk Kanye, and we have to talk about this person.

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Speaker 1: This is it's on my life. This is real. Quote.

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Speaker 1: I'm paycheck to paycheck. I make three hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: in student loans, one hundred and seventy thousand dollars in

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Speaker 1: car loans and mortgage, and I pay forty five hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars a month. Do I need professional help? No, you

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Speaker 1: actually don't need professional help. You need a father, right.

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Speaker 1: I remember, I'll never forget this. I had saved up.

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Speaker 1: I'd worked. I think it was three summers. I think

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Speaker 1: it was three straight summers because I couldn't really work

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Speaker 1: during the school year. I'd work three straight summers crappy jobs, right,

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Speaker 1: So I could afford my first car when I got

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Speaker 1: but that's when you could. So I had illegal jobs

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Speaker 1: before I was allowed to get jobs. I get paid

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Speaker 1: a car. I'll never forget it. We're driving by one

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Speaker 1: of the car dealerships and Bozeman, Montana, and I saw

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Speaker 1: the most beautiful, beautiful thing I've ever seen in my

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Speaker 1: entire life. No, I'm not talking about endless shrimp at

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Speaker 1: Red Lobster. It was this blue and it's funny because

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Speaker 1: I was just ripping on them the other day. It

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Speaker 1: was this blue, like baby blue Cadillac convertible. And I

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Speaker 1: pulled in and it turned out it was a nineteen

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Speaker 1: Clearly a bunch of the stuff had been redone but

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Speaker 1: the leather was this perfect white leather on the inside,

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Speaker 1: and it was just so perfect. And the mileage, of course,

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Speaker 1: five thousand miles. Someone had gotten it and driven it

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Speaker 1: and boom, I was there. I was gonna make that purchase.

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Speaker 1: And my dad says, now you're not. You don't understand.

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Speaker 1: I'd already in my mind taken it home. I could

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Speaker 1: already picture all the girls that were gonna be thrown

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Speaker 1: themselves at me and my blue cattle that can't ladies

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Speaker 1: hop on in. Oh, yep, yep, the Showgun does have

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Speaker 1: a Cadillac, even though it wasn't the Showgun back then,

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Speaker 1: I had it all pictured in my mind. Dad said, no,

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Speaker 1: you're not, Why because that's stupid. Have you thought about

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Speaker 1: maintaining a car? Do you know what car is gonna

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Speaker 1: break down? Right? But Dad? I don't, but Dad, but dad, Dad, No,

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Speaker 1: that's stupid. You can't afford the car that's done. You're

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Speaker 1: not allowed to buy it. Wanted to end up with

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Speaker 1: nineteen eighty three ugliest sin Honda Accord that me and

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Speaker 1: it got about forty freaking miles per gallon and got

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Speaker 1: me to and fro all over Montana relatively worry free

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Speaker 1: for a very very, very long time. You need a dad.

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Speaker 1: Dads are necessary for a lot of things, so are

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Speaker 1: moms obviously, but you really need somebody in your life

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Speaker 1: as an authority figure when you're young, to say stop,

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Speaker 1: that's stupid. You're stupid, Stop being stupid, and that way

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Speaker 1: your life will be easier. You have to have somebody

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Speaker 1: like that. For instance, maybe you've been stupid recently, Maybe

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Speaker 1: just maybe Kanye West did an interview with my buddy

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Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson and said, a couple of things you like

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Speaker 1: on there, and you said, woo hoo, Team Kanye. Kanye

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Speaker 1: Don't wait, they don't buy CDs anymore. I'm downloading his songs.

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Speaker 1: I'm a phone, Kanye. Listen, we're gonna have this talk

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Speaker 1: again and then we'll go back to the phones about

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Speaker 1: the things that you've done stupidly with your money. Celebrities,

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Speaker 1: billionaires and politicians. You treat all of them like rental cars,

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Speaker 1: all right, every one of them. You use them for

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Speaker 1: care for you at all. They are all using you,

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Speaker 1: and that's fine. Look, life is about being used sometimes

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Speaker 1: lots of times. Shoot, is there any Is that not

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Speaker 1: what the professional world is? I'm using you for this,

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Speaker 1: you're using me for that? Yeah, I mean, do you

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Speaker 1: Or are you using the boss for a page and

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Speaker 1: he's using you for the labor you provide. There's nothing

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Speaker 1: wrong with that. Just because the next billionaire Elon Musk

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Speaker 1: says one thing you like, put down the pom pomps.

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Speaker 1: That includes your favorite politician too, whoever it may be.

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Speaker 1: Put down the pom pomps, use them for the things

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Speaker 1: you want, and then discard them. And definitely not musicians

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Speaker 1: who are in general insane people anyway. Chris in California,

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Speaker 1: go hey there, so mine is not really silly or

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Speaker 1: topic and that is drug addiction. We spent sixty thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars cash spending my drug addicts, Chris, and we lose you.

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Speaker 1: You didn't hang up, You didn't drop her, do you?

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Speaker 1: That's why you got a call on Pure Talk. John

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Speaker 1: New York go by Jesse. So I about in nineteen

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Speaker 1: ninety four, I got out of school and I bought

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Speaker 1: before the Colin Kaepernick tobak with him taking a knee.

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Speaker 1: So I do feel bad about but now the jetsipline

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Speaker 1: good football. At least you got out on the right time.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you this, I have friends who I don't

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Speaker 1: think I have any friends who own season tickets, but

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Speaker 1: their their business, their corporation they work for. The corporation

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Speaker 1: will buy them to entertain clients. So I have a

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Speaker 1: bunch of friends who have access to season tickets. Actually

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Speaker 1: iHeart has. You know, they have all kinds of tickets

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Speaker 1: it's amazing how rare the tickets get used. It'll be

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Speaker 1: getting texts from my buddies. Hey, I got you know,

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Speaker 1: I got seats, great seats for the Astros. You want

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Speaker 1: to go? Why does no one use the season tickets?

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Speaker 1: Those didn't cost a fortune. If I spent that kind

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Speaker 1: Mickey and Jersey. Yeah, I was a superintendent. And they

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Speaker 1: and I brought a mobile home, and a week later

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Speaker 1: I decided not to go into it because I didn't

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Speaker 1: just that was the foolish, the most foolish thing I

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Speaker 1: Machine gun, Kelly, you earned it, Nicky. Oh, that hurts.

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Speaker 1: Bonnie in South Carolina, go hey, Jesse, I bought a

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Speaker 1: Were you hooked on cocaine or something? Why did you

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Speaker 1: buy a thousand dollars with the sugar? Well, because I

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Speaker 1: to get into commodity, you know, Bonnie, I was starting

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Speaker 1: about forty eight hours respected that. I mean, I've told

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Speaker 1: one hurts. I've told you this story before, but it

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Speaker 1: was a long time ago. I had someone show up

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Speaker 1: the big ones at the time. It was ADT. It

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Speaker 1: several we lived in Tucson. This is several states ago. Right,

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Speaker 1: we were living in Tucson. We had ADT. And some

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Speaker 1: it was all the ADT colors he was wearing. It

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Speaker 1: was obviously very clever thing. They were running all the

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Speaker 1: ADT colors. Oh what do you have in here? Oh? Man,

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Speaker 1: And I'm always obsessed about security. All you need cameras here,

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Speaker 1: gonna be mister provider for Maha. I'm gonna be mister protector,

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Speaker 1: King Protector Jesse. Oh come on in, Oh yeah absolutely, yeah, no.

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Speaker 1: I was the easiest laydown mark in the world. And

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Speaker 1: so I'm sitting there and I'm signing off on this

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Speaker 1: camera and oh yeah, we definitely need the motion sensors.

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Speaker 1: Oh do you have available machine guns? You can't play?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I was I was all in, I get

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Speaker 1: my phone. She wasn't. Now what's she doing? I'm signing something.

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Speaker 1: Leave me alone. Just keep calling, keep calling. I'm agnorner.

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Speaker 1: I get a text. Call me now. She never does

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Speaker 1: that unless it's really really important. Okay, call, she said,

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Speaker 1: Why is ADT calling me telling me you're canceling our

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Speaker 1: security contract? And I forget what the number was. Chris,

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Speaker 1: I think it costs me because I had already signed.

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Speaker 1: I think it costs something like two thousand dollars to

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Speaker 1: get out of the ADT contract, only to switch, which

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Speaker 1: I've done so many stupid things in my life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm still alive. Uncle and Denver go. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So during the pandemic when you couldn't find any AMMO anywhere,

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Speaker 1: which that that was dumb. Shouldn't have ever done that.

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Speaker 1: You want to go in on something? And they say yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I get them roped into it too, and so

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Speaker 1: we we send this guy like bucks through PayPal and

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Speaker 1: that nothing shows up. So I call the store in Oklahoma.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, your dude on Instagram, Uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: I've been talking to him, where's my AMO? And they said,

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Speaker 1: oh man, you got you got snookers that that dude

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Speaker 1: isn't We told Instagram that his account was faked. Um,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that that was the dumbest thing I ever

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Speaker 1: spent money. I'm physically wounded for you all with your

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Speaker 1: the dumbest thing you've ever done with your money? I

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Speaker 1: actually have a similar one to that, although they didn't

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Speaker 1: get me in a second. Before we get to your calls,

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Speaker 1: let me get to this really quickly here. I know

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Speaker 1: you don't like the medical or don't trust I should

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Speaker 1: say the medical institutions in this country anymore. And I

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Speaker 1: don't blame you. I don't either. What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: I gotta have healthcare, jes see, I gotta be healthy.

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Speaker 1: No you do, and I do. Let me just talk

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Speaker 1: about me for a second. I have to drink more water.

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Speaker 1: I have to do more cardio. I have to eat

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Speaker 1: a little less salt. I'm not pointing fingers to you.

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Speaker 1: the cats. People don't really understand these wildcats. Barn cats

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Speaker 1: like cats are farmer would keep out there. Do you

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Speaker 1: know the difference between a barn cat and a Siberian

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Speaker 1: tiger size. I'm not I'm not trying to be tongue

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Speaker 1: in cheek. They're trained killers. They're out there. They're not pets.

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Speaker 1: They exist hunting and killing mice and rets. That's why

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Speaker 1: you keep them in there. They keep the pests out.

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Speaker 1: They are not and I cannot stress this enough not

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Speaker 1: to be held. In fact, you're really better off not

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Speaker 1: petting them at all. At one point in time, one

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Speaker 1: out of me, landed right on my back with his

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Speaker 1: claws in my back. Chris asked what I did. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I wasn't messing with him at all. I

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Speaker 1: was looking another way. But you never know, she might

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Speaker 1: have had kittens. I was getting too close to or

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Speaker 1: so I was an idiot kid. I have no idea,

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Speaker 1: but cats man, cats have to You have to force

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Speaker 1: them bad boys to be domesticated. Marshall, Mississippi, Go Marshall,

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Speaker 1: gil boss. That sucks that this was such a disaster

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Speaker 1: because she'll spent nine thousand dollars on an African safari

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Speaker 1: and he doesn't doesn't hunt. And I really wanted I

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Speaker 1: just really wanted to hear that. I really wanted to

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Speaker 1: hear it bad. All right, let's forget about this. Twitter

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Speaker 1: censored the Florida Florida Surgeon General. I mentioned this a

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Speaker 1: little bit earlier. Do keep in mind, then, when we

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Speaker 1: talk about all the censorship that happened under COVID, and

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Speaker 1: how all the stuff they censored turned out to be right,

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Speaker 1: and all the stuff they pushed turned out to be wrong,

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Speaker 1: And then they turned around and told you and told

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Speaker 1: me that the science changed. Remember you do remember that, right.

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Speaker 1: They're not stopping. They're not stopping at all. You know,

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Speaker 1: I still routinely get all my videos pulled off of

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Speaker 1: YouTube whenever I bring anything up. And I don't means

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Speaker 1: some opinion piece where I'm insulting Chris for being Jewish.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about something where I can cite a study.

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Speaker 1: You know, you could be some study done by doctors

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Speaker 1: and whatnot, anything related to COVID. Unless you're pushing people

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Speaker 1: out there, take a shot, Take a shot, Get the

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Speaker 1: fifth booster, Get the fifth booster, you get censored like

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Speaker 1: this right here. John Stewart ardently defends transgender quote care

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Speaker 1: for children. If you go out there right now, Remember

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Speaker 1: social media, whether you're on it or not, it's the

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Speaker 1: public forum now, it's the public square. If you go

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Speaker 1: on there right now. When you say a man cannot

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Speaker 1: become a woman and a woman cannot become a man,

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Speaker 1: both those things you just said are biological facts. It's

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Speaker 1: encoded in your DNA. What you are. You can't change it.

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Speaker 1: I don't care mentally what you're going through. Your opinion

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Speaker 1: on this does not matter to me at all. You

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Speaker 1: are a man or you are a woman. If you

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Speaker 1: were to go say those facts out there, you would

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Speaker 1: probably have all of your accounts wiped out. And if

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Speaker 1: you worked for a major corporation, you better be anonymous

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Speaker 1: because you might show up tomorrow to a pink slip

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Speaker 1: on your desk. That's how insane this world is. All Right,

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Speaker 1: we still have gosh, we still have headlines, some emails

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Speaker 1: and a lot more. Me hang on is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember

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Speaker 1: you can email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: I do read them. They all go to Chris, he

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Speaker 1: prints them off. I read them. If you want the

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Speaker 1: great honor of speaking with the Oracle himself, you can

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Speaker 1: email into the show. Do remember that I got this email.

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Speaker 1: It gave me the snickers something fierce. Jesse, how come

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Speaker 1: you ain't got no how come you ain't got noble

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Speaker 1: strong black women on the show? And how come no

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Speaker 1: strong black women never call you a show? Maybe you

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Speaker 1: should adjust your attitude a little bit and get the

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Speaker 1: black perspective from a female who's black and strong. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, the phone number isn't for whites only. This

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Speaker 1: isn't New York City over here. We don't do segregation

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Speaker 1: on the show. You're welcome to call in, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: call in. As far as guests go, I had Bill

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Speaker 1: O'Reilly on it. I don't remember last time I had

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Speaker 1: a guest last I think I think one last week. Look,

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Speaker 1: I just don't do a lot of guests. I don't

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Speaker 1: do a lot of calls. This will probably be the

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Speaker 1: seriously might be. I don't do guests. I don't do calls.

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Speaker 1: I really like to focus on myself and making preparations

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Speaker 1: for the end of the world, because apparently it's about

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Speaker 1: to come. The moves that they're making right now, with

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Speaker 1: and listen, only three months now. If you want to

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Speaker 1: That gets you two hundred and fifty bucks off. All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, real quick before I get to headlines, I

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Speaker 1: did want to get to this one real quick. Marshall, Mississippi,

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Speaker 1: go Helly, Jesse. Well, I've always wanted to go on

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Speaker 1: an African Sfari and I'm originally from Houston. Was at

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Speaker 1: the Houston Lifespot showing rodeo at a party and they

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Speaker 1: had an auction for an African Sari. Now I hadn't

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Speaker 1: read the fine print or anything, and and I saw

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Speaker 1: it bogging down at about forty five hundred dollars and

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Speaker 1: I hadn't jumped in yet, So I jumped in it

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Speaker 1: there and we me and another fellow ended up getting

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Speaker 1: into getting award and I wanted for nine thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: I thought people were crazy because it was for four

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Speaker 1: an African safari for four. And as I was walking

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Speaker 1: don't realize that doesn't include airfare. So I went, oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: well that's that's fine. That's that's that's fine. My brother's son,

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Speaker 1: you know, we'll make this a brother outing. So I

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Speaker 1: called my brothers and told him that I'd won this

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Speaker 1: eighteen I was eighteen thousand dollars retail value, and that

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Speaker 1: i'd wanted for nine thousand dollars and let's go hunting

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Speaker 1: in Africa. And they looked into it and found out

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Speaker 1: that it was going to cost them thousand dollars to

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Speaker 1: shoot one animal. And so I said, well, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go take pictures because I don't hunt, and you can't

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Speaker 1: take pictures. You got a hunt, so at least the

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Speaker 1: at least us some live shot hill rodeo. You got

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Speaker 1: nine thousand dollars. Oh, my dad looked into go on

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Speaker 1: safari hunting one time. Um, in fact, I think we're

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Speaker 1: a book to go shoot Cape Buffalo and Tanzania. We

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Speaker 1: didn't go end up going for a bunch of reasons.

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Speaker 1: I've never been in Africa, but I remember I remember

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Speaker 1: looking at the prices and being floored. He mentions how

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Speaker 1: much it costs. Yeah, you get yeah, that's what you

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Speaker 1: pay for the hunt itself. But then and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: mess up these numbers. Okay, so you can email and

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Speaker 1: correct me because it's different country to country. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, nine thousand dollars for the hunt. Sure, okay,

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Speaker 1: you want to go shoot a line, that's five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: You want to go shoot an elephant, that's twenty thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: that's what, Chris, That's how. That's one of these things

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Speaker 1: that always drives me crazy about America. We're so rich,

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Speaker 1: we don't have any perspective on things. People will complain

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Speaker 1: about safari hunting, which I totally get because they're awesome animals. Right,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to shoot an elephant, but I get

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Speaker 1: people to do. But they complain about it. What they

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Speaker 1: don't understand is those poor people they need that money

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Speaker 1: to live. That's how they live. They live on hunters

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Speaker 1: going over there and spending a fortune and tips and

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Speaker 1: stuff like that on things like that. But I remember

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Speaker 1: being blown away by the costs. And you remember my

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Speaker 1: auction story, right, Chris, Oh, when I came in complaining,

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Speaker 1: Wait now, it wasn't near on the nine thousand dollars level, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Chris Half remembers. Maybe you remember we had We had

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Speaker 1: an auction at the kids school. Kids go to school,

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Speaker 1: and they were trying to raise extra money for the school.

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Speaker 1: And I went and I showed up at what I

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Speaker 1: didn't know was the end of the auction. We weren't

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Speaker 1: far before, weren't that far before the football game started.

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Speaker 1: It was an auction before the football game. I show

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Speaker 1: up in the kids' school and I wanted one of

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Speaker 1: two things. There was a little charter fishing thing down

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Speaker 1: in Galveston. I was going to take my dad and

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Speaker 1: my son's fishing. And then there was this Jack Nicholas

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Speaker 1: flag from the Masters, one of the flags, and he

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Speaker 1: autographed the flag from the Masters, and I was there

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Speaker 1: was no way I was going to spend that much money,

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Speaker 1: but I thought one of those would be a good

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Speaker 1: gift from my dad, so I simply bid the next

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Speaker 1: highest number for both of them. Didn't honestly think I

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Speaker 1: would get either. Get a phone call later on that night.

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Speaker 1: I was the final bidder on both of them ended

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Speaker 1: up being something like fifteen hundred dollars. Honestly, I was

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Speaker 1: just I felt sick to my stomach. I felt sick.

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Speaker 1: It was I give myself the shivers. And now here's

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Speaker 1: a headline. You know the headlines we didn't get to.

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Speaker 1: Jade's Foundation pledges two hundred million dollars for international Digital IDs.

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Speaker 1: International Digital ID courtesy of the man who brought you vaccines,

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Speaker 1: drinking poop water and is trying to eliminate cows off

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Speaker 1: the face of the planet. Yes, I'm not making that

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Speaker 1: up at all. And other grass heating species have a

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Speaker 1: digestion system that emits methane, and methane is a very

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Speaker 1: powerful greenhouse gas, and so cows alone I count for

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Speaker 1: about six percent of global We need to start keeping

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Speaker 1: a lot closer eye on this human being people. Los

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Speaker 1: Angeles City Council president resigns after racist remarks emerge on

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Speaker 1: leaked audio. I'm gonna do be the only person in

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Speaker 1: America that defends this person today, not because of what

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Speaker 1: she said. She called somebody the guy had a black son,

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Speaker 1: called him a little monkey, which obviously that's detestable. My

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Speaker 1: problem is this leaked audio? Who's recording audio people when

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Speaker 1: you don't know they're recording it and then leaking it.

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Speaker 1: This is why I don't read your name unless you

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Speaker 1: tell me too on emails. This is why I don't

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Speaker 1: read your text, even your death threats. You never get

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Speaker 1: your name read. I'm the last person in America who

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Speaker 1: apparently believes in total privacy. What is this deal with

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Speaker 1: people recording everything and leaking it on people? That's garbage.

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Speaker 1: Newsom calls for special session to impose even more taxes

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Speaker 1: on oil and gas. Here's yet another reminder to you.

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Speaker 1: The destruction is intentional, and they are not near finished.

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Speaker 1: And apparently we are finished because I lost track of time.

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Speaker 1: So you can email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Keep

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Speaker 1: your chin up. We'll do it again them all right,

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Speaker 1: That's all