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Speaker 1: I might be banned from the stable? Am I the asshole?

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Speaker 1: You know, there's a simple rule that we really should

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's an under You know, they always

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Speaker 2: Fuck you wish for America or make a wish? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Fuck you make a wish. Samuel Connor ive female work

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Speaker 2: This is a personal guarantee. Yeah, yeah, you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, this guy, I believe like works in like

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Speaker 2: It's like movies come in and come out, and you're

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's his brother, Oh, Quinn brother Shame Squad, James Squad, James,

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Speaker 1: But Tom, but Tom Holland. It's Tom Holland. And okay,

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Speaker 1: After dark? Oh god? Because we chose to film at sunsets,

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Speaker 1: yeah we did, and now it is dark, yes it

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Speaker 1: is so where we're we apologize for all the changes

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00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 1: our bodies have been going through these last couple of minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot, you know, it's a lot our changing bodies.

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Speaker 1: You know, what can we do? You know? First is

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden you're you know, you can't see,

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Speaker 1: and then you have an erection? That's right? Why is is?

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Speaker 1: Is Charleston bending over having me have all these fuzzy

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Speaker 1: feeding feelings. I don't know, these fuzzy feelings. That's that's

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Speaker 1: the growing boy in more ways than one, that's right. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: multiple ways, multiple ways, yes, horizontal and vertical. Yep.

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Speaker 2: And I just want missus Charleston to you know, come

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Speaker 2: sit on my growth. Oh goodness, missus Charleson, mister producer.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, you so you said you made you said you

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Speaker 1: made these rings? Yes? Yes, so run it, run it

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Speaker 1: back versus versus do you want to do it?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: We're all all the way post uh nut episode banter

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Speaker 1: nut clarity. Well you were in the middle of the ear.

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Speaker 1: You're telling your fair enough. Yes, yes, okay, So now

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Speaker 1: we have the light. So uh so we made these rings.

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Speaker 1: This one is a garnet stone. We cut out the silver,

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Speaker 1: polished it, all all these different different things. So we

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Speaker 1: picked our designs. She picked this like garnet gem. You

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Speaker 1: can't really see it. I'll just do my absolute best, Riley,

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Speaker 1: what do I do? Hold it in? Do your thing?

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Speaker 1: Editors to zoom in on that I made waves, so

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Speaker 1: it's like so it's uh a drop of our love

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Speaker 1: could fill an ocean. That's theme and the insides say

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Speaker 1: so GiMA twenty three, which is our couple name if

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Speaker 1: you didn't know, celebrity couple name. Yeah, so that's very cute.

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Speaker 1: There you go. We made them with their bare hands

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Speaker 1: in the tonight it was it was beautiful. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was a whole experience, which is the risk. Carlton Damn, yep, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was fire. It was fire. I'm sure that room

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Speaker 1: was nice. Oh yeah, well I did see last last story.

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Speaker 1: So they did a whole uh like anniversary setup for

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Speaker 1: uh uh. So they had like flowers on the bed

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Speaker 1: and like all these different things. Bulges are three thousand.

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Speaker 1: They didn't put the bulgasm three thousand on all of

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Speaker 1: our bed sheets. Might have been someone else we're talking

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Speaker 1: about that. We're not going to talk about that. But

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Speaker 1: our anniversary package comes with the little gasm three thousand. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't have the anniversary uh bull vibrator bull vibrator

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Speaker 1: and also uh flower letters on my thing, but I'll

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Speaker 1: just show you. So we had they had this happy

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Speaker 1: third anniversary cake, right, happy third anniversary cake.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: And they told us like, oh, don't feed the monkeys,

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Speaker 1: like you know all these things. There's monkeys in the jungle. Whatever. Right,

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Speaker 1: we leave the sliding glass door open for the whole

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Speaker 1: time we're at breakfast for like two or three hours

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Speaker 1: at the writs. We come back, doors are open, and

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Speaker 1: we're like, wow, they took the cake away. That's so weird.

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Speaker 1: But then we keep walking and we see the chocolate streberry,

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Speaker 1: like the strawberry has been eaten now and a bunch

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Speaker 1: of bananas have been like mangled and like left on

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Speaker 1: the floor and we were like a monkey straight up

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Speaker 1: stole our anniversary cake. No way, straight up. That's fucking crazy. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I took a video of like the Strawberry and then

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Speaker 1: has My monkeys are dastardly. They are really really anniversary

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Speaker 1: they'll try to ruin your love life, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. They'll just come right in and come right in.

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Speaker 1: It's not what we want. It's not monkeys stay away

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Speaker 1: from our women. Yeah, for real, it's it's not good.

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Speaker 1: But it was great anniversary. So thanks for asking.

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Speaker 2: You know what other third thing I'd like to get into?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, this third story.

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Speaker 1: Yes,