Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer podcasts Me Nicky, Welcome to the show
Speaker 1: in the The The Layser podcast. This is a special edition
Speaker 1: Monday Halloween one. I'm recording this on a Sunday. I Um,
Speaker 1: I did not have time to get the whole game
Speaker 1: together today to do a podcast, So this is going
Speaker 1: to be just me recording solo as much as I
Speaker 1: can while I am trying to fit it in throughout
Speaker 1: my day. Today. I just landed from st Wait where
Speaker 1: was I? Oh? God, Sioux Falls. I flew out of
Speaker 1: South Dakota. I performed in Iowa this weekend, two different
Speaker 1: shows on twoffer, two different sides of the state. Flew
Speaker 1: into town flight delays. I've been traveling to this this morning.
Speaker 1: It's now quarter to six, it's go to to six,
Speaker 1: and I am number six in line to get a
Speaker 1: COVID test. So right now I'm waiting to find out
Speaker 1: UM the urgent Care down the street, UM when they
Speaker 1: can fit me in because I have to get a
Speaker 1: COVID test because tomorrow I have to go to Boston
Speaker 1: for one doctor's appointment. You heard me right, I have
Speaker 1: to fly to this. I've done this now twice, where
Speaker 1: I fly to Boston I'm flying in at nine am
Speaker 1: and then or I land at nine am and then
Speaker 1: I fly out at three to go back to Los
Speaker 1: Angeles all for one appointment for my post op with
Speaker 1: my vocal chord surgeon. And um, I have to get
Speaker 1: a COVID test before I go do it, so I
Speaker 1: have to go to this urgent care. It can't be
Speaker 1: one of the ones you do at home. UM, it
Speaker 1: has to be a PCR. So it's annoying. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm in one again and I don't like it.
Speaker 1: But it's Halloween tonight, Um, Sunday night. I just flew
Speaker 1: in and I landed, and I'm going to a concert tonight.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend's brothers band, Ludo l U d O is
Speaker 1: um a big deal and they're performing at the Pageant,
Speaker 1: which is the cool venue in town and they do
Speaker 1: like shows all all weekend. And so I'm going to
Speaker 1: that tonight with my parents, and I think Andrew might
Speaker 1: be going with Brenna. I'm not sure. Um. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to record this podcast as fast as possible,
Speaker 1: which you can't, like rush a podcast. It has to
Speaker 1: be a certain amount of time. But I wish I
Speaker 1: had more time. Um, but I'm just gonna keep checking
Speaker 1: my position in line. This is the way I work.
Speaker 1: Everything is streamlined so that I don't wait anywhere I'm
Speaker 1: I love that you get to check your position in
Speaker 1: line at the urgent care. I signed up to be
Speaker 1: in line while I was in Chicago on my way over.
Speaker 1: I started at number nine. I'm now number five and
Speaker 1: that was two hours ago. So um yeah, not looking
Speaker 1: good to be done. I was supposed to fit in
Speaker 1: a podcast before now and then you guys don't care,
Speaker 1: who cares? Um, All all I know is that I
Speaker 1: had great shows this weekend. I was a little bit
Speaker 1: nervous because it was my first dates of the new tour,
Speaker 1: which I called the Good Girl Tour because I just
Speaker 1: think it was a good way to follow up Good
Speaker 1: Clean Filth, which is the name of my last busial
Speaker 1: with like I'm a good girl and it's also a
Speaker 1: very sexual thing still, but it's also like I'm just
Speaker 1: so good, Like I'm not dirty at all. And the
Speaker 1: truth is, like I did I do it. I'm having
Speaker 1: less and less sex. Jokes. Um, maybe because I'm having
Speaker 1: less and less sex. No, that's not true. It's just
Speaker 1: maybe I'm maturing that's not true either. I just, you know,
Speaker 1: I always said that I would have less sex jokes
Speaker 1: when I ceased to find it interesting. And maybe that's
Speaker 1: maybe that's it. Maybe I'm just um not finding it
Speaker 1: as fascinating anymore. Um, and I'm finding other things more
Speaker 1: interesting because it was funny. I was thinking about, Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I was starting to come out my walk
Speaker 1: on music. I've decided to do um Cardi b Whop
Speaker 1: you know Meg the Stallion Whop. We all know it.
Speaker 1: It was out like fourteen years ago, and um, it
Speaker 1: feels like I'm you know, it's a little bit of
Speaker 1: like what a boomer move to, like like, look at
Speaker 1: the listen to this cool song. I'm coming out too.
Speaker 1: But I just love that song because it's so fucking filthy,
Speaker 1: and it was like the biggest hit. It was almost
Speaker 1: like the same as when that book The Subtle Art
Speaker 1: of Not Giving a fuck kid Um made like was
Speaker 1: like the number one book. And I'm like, why do
Speaker 1: I get shamed for being sexual? Yet all these things
Speaker 1: that are naughty are like you know, number one's and um,
Speaker 1: sometimes I feel like, God, I need to clean up
Speaker 1: my act, but um, it's nice. I don't feel like
Speaker 1: people even associate me with like filth anymore, even though
Speaker 1: that's kind of was my brand before. But anyway, I
Speaker 1: was going to come out to that song and then
Speaker 1: I have a whole thing about how I like to
Speaker 1: start that way because it just eases you into what
Speaker 1: I'm about to do. Um. But then I realized, like,
Speaker 1: I don't really have that much um dirty material anymore.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a it's definitely like not all stuff
Speaker 1: I could do on the tonight show tomorrow. I would
Speaker 1: have to, you know, dust it off a little bit.
Speaker 1: Not dusted off that sounds like it's old material. I
Speaker 1: would have to polish it a little No, that sounds
Speaker 1: like it's not good enough. It's still it's good. I
Speaker 1: would have to um uh make it less funny so
Speaker 1: that it could be enjoyed on TV. Um, I guess.
Speaker 1: But I was going through my act and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't really talk about filth as much. So that
Speaker 1: was a nice realization. I had such fun shows. Um,
Speaker 1: so many besties came out. Um. Last night I met
Speaker 1: two girls who cried, and I just want to say
Speaker 1: that means so much to me. And actually three girls
Speaker 1: who cried this weekend when they met me, and that
Speaker 1: means so much to me because I know that I
Speaker 1: would be the same if I ever met my idol
Speaker 1: is a idol, you know who she is. No, Um,
Speaker 1: I would definitely lose it. So it's like, I know
Speaker 1: what that is. I know what that means when someone
Speaker 1: freaks out that much like that means I mean so
Speaker 1: much to them, and it means so much to me that, UM,
Speaker 1: I elicit those feelings in them, and it's just so sweet. UM.
Speaker 1: So I shout out to Chrissie, Grace and Jennifer for
Speaker 1: shedding some tears in my presence. You were also so
Speaker 1: sweet and you shared really sweet things with me about
Speaker 1: UM what I've helped you with, and it just helps
Speaker 1: me so much because I was kind of down today.
Speaker 1: I saw a picture of myself from last night's show
Speaker 1: that was deeply unflattering. Um. I looked like I was
Speaker 1: swallowed a basketball. Um. And I would have liked to
Speaker 1: be like, oh I ate a bunch before the show,
Speaker 1: or you know, I hadn't taken a ship in a
Speaker 1: couple of months, but that wasn't true. It was um,
Speaker 1: it was just the way I am. And you know,
Speaker 1: one p sure I can just devastate you. And I
Speaker 1: felt bad because Matt my you know, Anya's uh fiance
Speaker 1: partner whatever she likes to call him. Um, he's my
Speaker 1: tour manager and he takes the pictures and he does
Speaker 1: a great job. But he sent me pictures and I
Speaker 1: was like, um, I can't post. Don't bother editing anymore,
Speaker 1: Like I can't see this, Like I thought I looked
Speaker 1: great and it was not the case. Like I was
Speaker 1: doing a quick change though I didn't have time to
Speaker 1: look at a mirror because I go out and I
Speaker 1: sing with Anya at the end of her set, and
Speaker 1: then I run off stage on like I'll be right back,
Speaker 1: and then a video play is like kind of introing me,
Speaker 1: and I have like two minutes to change, so like
Speaker 1: I changed a whole new outfit. It's a quick change.
Speaker 1: That's what they call it in the biz. On Broadway,
Speaker 1: which I've never been, um, except in Nashville, you know,
Speaker 1: to go shopping. But um, yeah, no. I was with
Speaker 1: someone who's from Nashville this weekend and she referred to
Speaker 1: Broadway like, oh, that's what they do on Broadway, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: this song plays on Broadway all the time. And I'm
Speaker 1: like really this song wagon Wheel. She was like, it's
Speaker 1: always been played at bars on Broadway. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: when did Broadway become Nashville? Like, we don't know you're
Speaker 1: from Nashville. We're not in Nashville right now. Stop Like
Speaker 1: Broadway is New York, right, Like you hear Broadway, you go, oh,
Speaker 1: new York. I know every town has a Broadway. But
Speaker 1: unless we're in your town and you go, oh, they
Speaker 1: play this at bars in Broadway, maybe even add the
Speaker 1: word honky talk. This has played in a lot of
Speaker 1: honky tonks on Broadway. Like, maybe that will place me
Speaker 1: in Nashville. But to assume Nashville in any other setting,
Speaker 1: or to to assume Broadway in any other setting other
Speaker 1: than the city of Nashville is in Nashville, is absurd.
Speaker 1: Um where was I? Oh? Yeah, quick change? So I
Speaker 1: went back out and um, yeah, I just the outfit
Speaker 1: I was wearing. It wasn't sucking in right, I didn't
Speaker 1: have the right underwear. I usually don't mind a panty line,
Speaker 1: but when you can see your panty line on the
Speaker 1: front of your body, that's not a good sign. When
Speaker 1: you when you look like um Tim Allen in the
Speaker 1: Santa Claus like his stomach. It was so funny. I
Speaker 1: said the picture to my girl's chat to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: guys on five months pregnant, like big announcement, and they
Speaker 1: were like and Kirsten was like, oh, cool body con dress.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's not. It's supposed to be like a
Speaker 1: flowy light like it's supposed to be like a baggy
Speaker 1: pants suit. Like I'm not even joking. You're supposed to
Speaker 1: be like Olivia Wild style, like just like very flowy
Speaker 1: and loose fitting. And it was like she thought I
Speaker 1: was wearing like a Kardashian body con dress. Um. I
Speaker 1: was very devastated by that picture, which everyone can relate to, right.
Speaker 1: I know you're like Nikki if you think I'm not,
Speaker 1: I don't know you're like this. But if some people
Speaker 1: are like Nicky you think you look big, then what
Speaker 1: do you think of me? It's not about that, you know,
Speaker 1: it's not about that. I'm just was having a bad
Speaker 1: morning and just looking to focus on something because something
Speaker 1: else in my life feels out of control. That's always
Speaker 1: the case. Um. But and honestly the truth is I
Speaker 1: was I'm just so stressed out about waking up at
Speaker 1: five or four thirty tomorrow to take this flight just
Speaker 1: for doctor's appointment. And I was supposed to take my
Speaker 1: niece and for you to go, Oh, I'm number four. Now,
Speaker 1: guys just checked updated. I'm going to leave when I'm
Speaker 1: number three, so um, I'm gonna keep updating. But um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just was supposed to be in St. Louis. I
Speaker 1: was gonna stay an extra day here. I'm here for
Speaker 1: this Ludo show, which is gonna be so fun tonight.
Speaker 1: Now I was going to sleep in tomorrow to the
Speaker 1: podcast with Andrew, and then I was gonna take my
Speaker 1: niece and nephew to go Halloween shopping. But no, I
Speaker 1: have to go to a doctor's appointment in Boston. And
Speaker 1: I'm just a little bit angry about it. And it's
Speaker 1: not anyone's fault. The doctor likes to see me in person.
Speaker 1: I offered to go get a scope down my throat
Speaker 1: somewhere here and send him pictures, but he wants to
Speaker 1: see me in person. And you know what, he operated
Speaker 1: on a dell. So I'm gonna trust that man that
Speaker 1: he needs to see me in person. So and I'm
Speaker 1: grateful that, you know, I can even afford to do it.
Speaker 1: And have the luxury of time to do it and
Speaker 1: everything like that. But you know, we have something looming
Speaker 1: and you're just a stress ball. That's me. Um. But
Speaker 1: I'm going to try to have fun tonight and be present.
Speaker 1: I just want to say last thing, I got off
Speaker 1: on a tangent. The girls that I met that cried.
Speaker 1: It is so nice. And if you ever meet me
Speaker 1: and you cry, or if you don't cry, don't feel bad.
Speaker 1: But if you do cry, definitely don't feel bad. It
Speaker 1: was so nice and it just made me like. I
Speaker 1: went back into the green room after I met them
Speaker 1: last night, and meet and greets are always like a
Speaker 1: lot of energy to expel, and people are always like
Speaker 1: not always. I gotta stop saying always, and like, I
Speaker 1: know you're like, these are absolutes that I do not
Speaker 1: stand by. So just know when I say that it's hyperbole.
Speaker 1: I don't all think you're all like this. I don't
Speaker 1: always do this. I don't think you're always like this.
Speaker 1: But um, I went back in my green room and UM,
Speaker 1: I was exhausted by the amount of motion. It stirred
Speaker 1: in me, you know, like I felt because I when
Speaker 1: someone cries in front of me, especially like because there
Speaker 1: I want to calm them down. I want to I
Speaker 1: want to make them feel okay about it, because a
Speaker 1: lot of times they're like, I'm so annoying, this is
Speaker 1: so lame, and I'm like, no, it's not. I love this,
Speaker 1: and and then I almost start crying and it's just
Speaker 1: like it's so special and it's almost like, um, what
Speaker 1: did I compare it to last night? It's draining, but
Speaker 1: in a great way. And I don't I want you
Speaker 1: to ever not do it or think that my meet
Speaker 1: and greets are like you're bothering me or it's annoying.
Speaker 1: It is not annoying. Um. The only thing that's annoying
Speaker 1: is when people don't have their phones ready to take
Speaker 1: a picture. And even that I really don't care. But
Speaker 1: there's I know now, like, um, you know, and I
Speaker 1: said that Harry Styles on the street like didn't take
Speaker 1: a picture. I think I told you guys, I think
Speaker 1: it's because he doesn't want anyone else to see to
Speaker 1: start getting in line, because when you take a long
Speaker 1: time to get your phone out to get a picture,
Speaker 1: people start going what is that person doing? And then
Speaker 1: they line up, and then those people see a line
Speaker 1: forming and then other people come up and then and
Speaker 1: it's not about like I want to give a picture
Speaker 1: to anyone who wants one. And I know these are
Speaker 1: like champagne problems, like when when to keep people want
Speaker 1: to meet you and take a picture. You're such a
Speaker 1: bit I'm not. I realize how ridiculous this sounds, but
Speaker 1: I've learned that some people want a picture and they
Speaker 1: don't even know who you are. And that's what ticks
Speaker 1: me off is that they just a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Last night, I was like walking through the lobby and
Speaker 1: someone comes up from the show and it's like I
Speaker 1: want to take a picture and they're like talking to
Speaker 1: me as they're getting out their phone. It's like that's fine,
Speaker 1: but they're just making their you know, being loud. And
Speaker 1: so then other people start seeing and be like who's that.
Speaker 1: I want to get a picture, and then they start
Speaker 1: lining up, and then you are get doing pictures with
Speaker 1: people and they don't even know who you are, and
Speaker 1: that I don't want to do um. But when you
Speaker 1: meet me at meet and greets, I love it. I
Speaker 1: am it's my it's my favorite thing to do. It
Speaker 1: is it is draining in a way that I don't
Speaker 1: that is more so than the show itself, but but
Speaker 1: in a great way, like I would saying, oh, this
Speaker 1: is what I compared it to. I compared it to
Speaker 1: having orgasms, like I love, Like the whole meet and
Speaker 1: greet is like four play because everyone's generally just like
Speaker 1: a great show. I take a picture, it's nice exchange,
Speaker 1: and then there's a couple of orgasms where you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's so sweet, and you're hugging a
Speaker 1: girl and she's crying and it's like I'm crying too,
Speaker 1: and I start like emotional, and and then it's like
Speaker 1: it feels so good. But afterwards you're kind of like
Speaker 1: and you need like to have a cigarette or an
Speaker 1: entire wolf down on an entire plate of broccolini, which
Speaker 1: is what I did last night. Those are my cigarettes. Uh,
Speaker 1: And I was thinking, like, man, this would be it
Speaker 1: would be hard. I am not famous enough to have
Speaker 1: more than two girls cry Per Main and Grede that
Speaker 1: is like the most. Usually it's like one per like
Speaker 1: five shows I do, but last night they were two
Speaker 1: and it was awesome. But I was like, man, being
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, where like everyone you meet cries probably would
Speaker 1: be so draining. And that makes me realize, like why
Speaker 1: she probably doesn't go out much or Harry Styles are
Speaker 1: some of these people that, like everyone who meets the
Speaker 1: cries because you it's so nice, it feels so good.
Speaker 1: I hope that someday someone cries over meeting you. But
Speaker 1: I bet you like it. It's just like coming, that's
Speaker 1: exactly how it's like. It's the best feeling. And then
Speaker 1: afterwards you're like, oh, and you're just a little bit
Speaker 1: emotionally exhausted. But good part is I'm a girl, so
Speaker 1: I can come multiple times in one meeting. Great session. Um.
Speaker 1: So I have to go get in line and drive
Speaker 1: over to get my COVID tests and I'll will be
Speaker 1: back either later tonight in the studio or I'm going
Speaker 1: to record some stuff on the road tomorrow during my travels.
Speaker 1: So um, stay right there, We'll be right back. And hey, guys,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to this special solo episode of
Speaker 1: the podcast. I am on tour right now. I met
Speaker 1: Bestiss this weekend. Please come out and see me. It
Speaker 1: is so much goddamn fun to meet you guys. Um.
Speaker 1: As always, if you go alone to a show, if
Speaker 1: you write me going alone, your name and the city
Speaker 1: you're going to. Only that nothing else. You don't need
Speaker 1: to say thank you. I know you're grateful. You can
Speaker 1: tell me in person your name or going alone in
Speaker 1: all gaps um and then the city in your name,
Speaker 1: but make sure going alone is first. The other two
Speaker 1: you can put them on whatever you order you want.
Speaker 1: I will give you a free meet and greet um. Otherwise,
Speaker 1: meet and greets are available for purchase at the merch booth.
Speaker 1: I also have new merch that is so cool and
Speaker 1: is only available if you come see me in person,
Speaker 1: and I love it. One of the shirts is modeled
Speaker 1: off the Taylor swift and the other one is modeled
Speaker 1: off of a Wilco shirt. Yeah, I'm an original, but
Speaker 1: I like what I like and I just thought those
Speaker 1: designs were cool. And it's the best march I've ever had,
Speaker 1: and I'm so excited for you guys to support some
Speaker 1: of it. Upcoming shows Reno Santa um Rosa, California that
Speaker 1: is this weekend. Then next weekend is going to be
Speaker 1: San Jose, I believe in thousands Oaks, California, and then
Speaker 1: we're looking at Burlington, Vermont, Providence, Rhode Island, St. Louis
Speaker 1: and many many more in the new year. Check them
Speaker 1: out Nikki Glaser dot com. See if I'm coming to
Speaker 1: your city. I would love to meet you and love
Speaker 1: to see you. I hope you can be there, I
Speaker 1: really hope. So hey guys, I'm back. It is still
Speaker 1: Sunday night. I thought I might not be back till tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But um, during the commercial break, I went to a concert. Um.
Speaker 1: I went to go see Ludo. My boyfriend's brothers band.
Speaker 1: UM is in a band called Ludo and they you
Speaker 1: might know them, I mean a lot of people do.
Speaker 1: The was a three night extravaganza at the pageant in
Speaker 1: town and Um it's called Ludo Weeen and during Halloween.
Speaker 1: Every year they come to St. Louis and do three
Speaker 1: shows and sell out these this big room. And tonight
Speaker 1: was Sunday and it was packed and everyone sings along.
Speaker 1: They're so good. Um, you should check at them out.
Speaker 1: My favorite songs of theirs are Topeka It's a masterpiece.
Speaker 1: UM Broken Bride Part one I believe it's called and
Speaker 1: then Scare Me is my ultimate favorite song. It's such
Speaker 1: a good Halloween bop. It is so fun. If you
Speaker 1: need motivation on a treadmill or out on a run
Speaker 1: or just a brisk walk, or you're just I don't
Speaker 1: need need to a new rhythm, to funk, to um
Speaker 1: really fast, Scare me by Ludo l U d o
Speaker 1: is awesome. But I went with my parents. They picked
Speaker 1: me up and we went there and it was so
Speaker 1: fun and I got to see some people. Ran into
Speaker 1: a girl from high school that I hadn't seen since
Speaker 1: two thousand two and I really loved her, Sarah Holt
Speaker 1: shout out. Um. I ran into a couple of fans.
Speaker 1: I don't know if any besties were there, but it
Speaker 1: was fun. There was um a guy earlier tonight. I
Speaker 1: went and got a COVID test. Oh yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: last time I talked to you guys. So I went
Speaker 1: and got my COVID test, and UM, that was funny
Speaker 1: too because I went to I was, you know, I
Speaker 1: left here when I was number four in line, and
Speaker 1: then I started driving and then I'm number three and
Speaker 1: I'm like sweet, and then number three is just sitting
Speaker 1: there and I'm like, oh Jesus Christ. And then I
Speaker 1: go to a quick trip because I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go just sit in my car in the
Speaker 1: parking lot. Of this place. And then I stopped in
Speaker 1: QT and I needed to grab some like dinner equals
Speaker 1: a kind bar or two or three I think I got.
Speaker 1: I got to and I really enjoy the dark chocolate
Speaker 1: uh sea salt ones that are like lower sugar delish,
Speaker 1: and so I got two of those, and on the
Speaker 1: way out, I had my air pods in and I
Speaker 1: was listening to something, probably Taylor Swift. Let's be honest,
Speaker 1: I was supposed to listen to Ludo Um to get
Speaker 1: amped up, but I just can't help myself with the
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift album, which I'll probably talk about even more
Speaker 1: in just a second, So brace yourselves. And I'm leaving
Speaker 1: the quick Trip and this guy's walking in and I
Speaker 1: can't see. I can't hear what he says because I
Speaker 1: have my air pods. And if you guys have air pods,
Speaker 1: do you have the same problem where if you have
Speaker 1: the noise canceling feature, you literally couldn't hear a tornado
Speaker 1: warning if you were standing next to the funnel, like
Speaker 1: you can't hear anything when you've got those on. If
Speaker 1: you see people with air pods and you don't have
Speaker 1: air pods, just know those people are not being rude.
Speaker 1: They literally can't hear you. And so I he said
Speaker 1: something to me and it was just a look of
Speaker 1: like high, but it wasn't like we knew each other
Speaker 1: kind of high. And I was like, oh hey, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I just thought it was like a
Speaker 1: very quick um. He recognized me. It was just a
Speaker 1: quick hello, and I was like, I love that, like
Speaker 1: just to not like like um. It almost reminded me
Speaker 1: of I have friends in Australia who are uber famous
Speaker 1: down there, like you kind of can't get more famous
Speaker 1: than they are unless you're Hugh Jackman and they're best
Speaker 1: friends with Hugh Jackman, Andy Lee and Hamish Blake, and
Speaker 1: down in Australia, there's this thing of like they don't
Speaker 1: like people think getting famous and then being better than everyone.
Speaker 1: It's called like the tall poppy. They call it, like
Speaker 1: being a tall poppy, like you're don't be like the
Speaker 1: other poppies, like everyone's on the same level. It's like communism,
Speaker 1: you know, No, it's some it's just about like they
Speaker 1: don't want anyone grandstanding or you know, celebrities being better
Speaker 1: than everyone else, which I completely support. And maybe I'll
Speaker 1: talk more about that in a second, because I am
Speaker 1: kind of tired of that. UM had an experience the
Speaker 1: other day where I was just like, what why do
Speaker 1: I get treated so nice and everyone else on this
Speaker 1: show does not? UM, and I get it, like the
Speaker 1: were talent in and of itself. That's what they call
Speaker 1: people who are on a TV show, who are the
Speaker 1: you know, the people on the show. Like so if
Speaker 1: I'm doing like a talk show or like, I'm the talent.
Speaker 1: And I've always known that, but I think that word
Speaker 1: really did freak me out. When I started being talent.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, well, your talent, and I'm like, that
Speaker 1: is um. You know, that's subjective. Honestly, that word should
Speaker 1: not be extended to everyone that is called talent. And
Speaker 1: there's something about it that I mean, I guess I'm
Speaker 1: getting to it now. Talent is just treated better than
Speaker 1: anyone else on set. So like if there's someone, you know,
Speaker 1: if there's the key grips, can't just sit down and
Speaker 1: take a break when we're stopped down. Stopped down means
Speaker 1: like production is stopped and thenre's something happening. It's like
Speaker 1: in football when everything stops and you're like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: That's kind of the same thing. I really do a
Speaker 1: lot of great football analogies. Um, and when they're stopped down,
Speaker 1: like the key group doesn't have a job. But if
Speaker 1: he sits down, it's like he'll get in trouble. But
Speaker 1: if I sit down, it's like, yes, please give her chair,
Speaker 1: find her something. I get it, like I have to
Speaker 1: be on when I'm on camera and stuff, but I
Speaker 1: just feel like everyone should be treated equally on set.
Speaker 1: Do I benefit from not being treated equally? Helly, yeah
Speaker 1: I do. I mean I was in a trailer all
Speaker 1: day long on Friday, all day long, and was I
Speaker 1: in a bad mood for some of it? You damn Tuton,
Speaker 1: I was. I was supposed to be on set at
Speaker 1: twelve o'clock. Um, they didn't really tell me when we're
Speaker 1: supposed to be ready to be on camera, but I'm
Speaker 1: guessing around two thirty. So I get there twelve hair
Speaker 1: and makeup. By two thirty, I am ready to go.
Speaker 1: We didn't start taping until six, so I'm just sitting
Speaker 1: my trailer and you know what, that's production like not complaining,
Speaker 1: but I am kind of complaining, but not you know,
Speaker 1: like who cares. I have the easiest thing to do,
Speaker 1: which is just wait in an air conditioned, beautiful trailer
Speaker 1: with a fireplace in it. Who needs that? Not me?
Speaker 1: I don't know. But it was great with snacks and everything.
Speaker 1: What am I complaining? But I was just waiting all
Speaker 1: day and and I didn't really know when I was
Speaker 1: supposed to go. Don't you hate when you're waiting and
Speaker 1: you don't know how long it's going to be. I
Speaker 1: think that's the trouble. I think that's like just knowing
Speaker 1: the plan is takes away so much of the pressure.
Speaker 1: I felt bad because I kept asking, like what is
Speaker 1: the run of show? When? What you know? Like once
Speaker 1: we start the show, like what how many acts are there?
Speaker 1: Like what's when do we expect to get out of here?
Speaker 1: I just not because I wanted to leave. I wanted
Speaker 1: to leave, but like, really, you just want to know
Speaker 1: where you're going. I used to have like a boyfriend
Speaker 1: who whenever we would go somewhere, he wouldn't he would
Speaker 1: know where we're going, and he wouldn't like tell me,
Speaker 1: he just like turn right on a street. We'd be walking,
Speaker 1: and I would just be like, can me, can you
Speaker 1: like you get some kind of joy out of being
Speaker 1: in control? And I don't know where we're going. I
Speaker 1: like to know the plan. Maybe I need to just
Speaker 1: relax and go with the fucking flow. But um, it
Speaker 1: does bug me that we're treated so nicely. UM, I
Speaker 1: would like to see it even doubt a little bit,
Speaker 1: not totally because I still I still like all the firs.
Speaker 1: I still want a trailer, but like I think everyone
Speaker 1: else should have a sit down area area. UM. For instance, okay,
Speaker 1: so if if we go on lunch break right, um,
Speaker 1: all the talent, like the crew will line up for lunch,
Speaker 1: and let's say the talent takes a little bit longer
Speaker 1: to get to go in line. Everyone breaks for lunch,
Speaker 1: so the crew just heads right out right, maybe the
Speaker 1: talent needs to be take off their mics and maybe
Speaker 1: get into robes, so they get out of wardrobe and
Speaker 1: then they head over to lunch. And my handlers or
Speaker 1: the people that are kind of like handling the handlers,
Speaker 1: um Chelsea and her brother No. Um, they usually are
Speaker 1: like cut the line, you know, like we're gonna get
Speaker 1: Nikki in here to go first, And I'm always like
Speaker 1: I am not going to cut the line for the
Speaker 1: buffet or whatever. You know. The thing, it just feels
Speaker 1: so rude, But I guess it makes sense because we
Speaker 1: had to take longer and maybe we have to get
Speaker 1: into hair and makeup earlier. I mean, some of this
Speaker 1: makes sense. I just I think there is a lot
Speaker 1: of privilege going on that is doesn't make sense because
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just you can just sense that
Speaker 1: there is a fear of talent that is begotten. Is
Speaker 1: that the right word by talent being country? Like? The
Speaker 1: reason we're treated so nicely is because talent before me
Speaker 1: complained and was like, I'm better than everyone. I need this,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I don't need you know. I guess
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like what they give me
Speaker 1: that I'm just like I can do that myself. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's it's who cares, Nikki, Shut up, move on,
Speaker 1: go back to um. Okay, So the quick trip guy,
Speaker 1: he said, does a little not of recognition, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that was nice, just a quick passing thing.
Speaker 1: I don't really get recognized in St. Louis that much?
Speaker 1: Um it happens. People sometimes wonder that, and I guess
Speaker 1: I would wonder that too if I it wasn't someone
Speaker 1: who lived it, Like how much do you get recognized?
Speaker 1: I guess that was actually always very interesting to me
Speaker 1: about famous people, Like what's it like? And I it's
Speaker 1: still interested me. It's one of the questions I always
Speaker 1: ask celebrities is like, how do you deal with people
Speaker 1: coming up to you? What's the best way to approach you? Um,
Speaker 1: you know, from behind? Uh? Do I you know, punch
Speaker 1: you in the nose like a shark if you get aggressive?
Speaker 1: So yeah, he just nodded, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's cool. So anyway, yeah, I don't get recognized in St.
Speaker 1: Louis that much, but in l A it happens a
Speaker 1: lot more. And in fact, bestie the other day, Chris
Speaker 1: and I were having brunch on I like, how I
Speaker 1: just said brunch, brunch, brunch on the street, and you know,
Speaker 1: our table was on the street and a girl drove
Speaker 1: said she drove by and she saw me and she
Speaker 1: listens to the podcast, so she knew I was living
Speaker 1: in the area and she was like, I wonder if
Speaker 1: I'll see Nikki. And then I'm sitting there having brunch.
Speaker 1: This bitch double parks and gets out of her car
Speaker 1: and comes over to say hi, and like leaves her
Speaker 1: car running. I loved it, took a picture, had a
Speaker 1: good time. Hello to you if you're listening. That was
Speaker 1: so nice and fun and just like walking down the
Speaker 1: street the other night, there was a girl that recognized
Speaker 1: me and that made my night. It was very nice.
Speaker 1: So anyway, shout out to all those people and every
Speaker 1: kind of interest. I don't know why people. I'm very
Speaker 1: paranoid about being unrelatable now because one person said that
Speaker 1: I was not being relatable because I was complaining about
Speaker 1: how I didn't want to get my kitchen done. Um,
Speaker 1: and she had a right to complain about that, Like
Speaker 1: I'm guessing she would love to get her kitchen done,
Speaker 1: and here I am being like, I just don't even
Speaker 1: want to do it, Like it's just you have all
Speaker 1: this money and I don't want to put it towards that,
Speaker 1: Like I would be annoyed with myself too. So shout
Speaker 1: out to that girl. You have every right. But I
Speaker 1: guess I'm a little paranoid right now about being unrelatable.
Speaker 1: But you know I I can't. I'll try. I try
Speaker 1: to be like I, Um, okay, I'll be relatable right now. Um, well,
Speaker 1: I guess I was relatable before I saw a picture
Speaker 1: of myself that ruined my day. Who doesn't experience that
Speaker 1: out in the world. Jesus Christ. Do men feel that
Speaker 1: way as often as women? I shout out to if
Speaker 1: you do. But I was talking to my girl's chat
Speaker 1: today and we were all talking. I was crying about
Speaker 1: my I did cry today. We've been cry counting our
Speaker 1: cries and our combs. And I cried today on the plane. Um,
Speaker 1: because Kirsten gave me permission to do so. She private
Speaker 1: messaged me after I complained about looking bad and she
Speaker 1: was like, hey, are you okay? And just that tenderness
Speaker 1: just like breaks me. Does that ever get you? Guys
Speaker 1: when you're like crying, like you gotta cry and then
Speaker 1: someone just puts their hand on your shoulder gently or
Speaker 1: just goes come here and you just go like and
Speaker 1: it's like, lets you release. Um yeah, that always helps
Speaker 1: me cry. So she gave me permission and I cried
Speaker 1: a little bit. But um, I just had some cheers
Speaker 1: falling down and UM got them all over the place.
Speaker 1: It's late, can I It's eleven o'clock and um, I
Speaker 1: have to be up at three thirty to take my flights,
Speaker 1: So I'm a little scatter brained. But I go to
Speaker 1: my COVID test after the QT interrupt interruption interaction UM,
Speaker 1: and I get my COVID test and I go in
Speaker 1: and I've been there three times now because I get
Speaker 1: this COVID test every time I go to the doctor
Speaker 1: and or every time I go to get to Boston
Speaker 1: to get my vocal cord check up or to get
Speaker 1: the surgery, I have to get a COVID test to
Speaker 1: get into mass General, which is the hospital there. And
Speaker 1: I go to get my COVID tests at this place
Speaker 1: that does PCR rapids, which is not an easy thing
Speaker 1: to find someone to give you. So I go in
Speaker 1: and I recognize all the people behind the counter. I
Speaker 1: recognize them. I'm like, hey, and I asked for a picture.
Speaker 1: No they I go back and I'm waiting in the room.
Speaker 1: I'm number one now and I'm like yes, And I'm
Speaker 1: waiting there and there's Food TV Network on the TV.
Speaker 1: I can take a waiting I was like, that's so
Speaker 1: nice that they have a waiting room in the little
Speaker 1: exam room, or they they have a waiting TV, a
Speaker 1: TV waiting for you to watch. It was Food Network
Speaker 1: some like Halloween challenge that I was at first rolling
Speaker 1: my eyes about, and then I was gripped by a challenge.
Speaker 1: They had to make zombies at a speakeasy. I'm like,
Speaker 1: have they run out of category things to do on
Speaker 1: these shows? The category the challenge was you have to
Speaker 1: make a ghoulish speak easy. I'm like, that is so
Speaker 1: oddly specific. Anyway, Um, I'm in the waiting room and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden on the door and I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm getting my COVID tests. And then these two younger
Speaker 1: technicians I don't even think technicians. They worked the front desk.
Speaker 1: They come in and they saw me when I signed in,
Speaker 1: and I thought there was a little bit of recognition,
Speaker 1: but I've also been in there a bunch, so I
Speaker 1: didn't even think anything of it. And um, and they
Speaker 1: didn't set anything before, but they go, um, excuse me,
Speaker 1: were you in Dancing with the Stars? Ah? You guys.
Speaker 1: I'd never get recognized on that show. And it's so funny.
Speaker 1: This happens a lot where I'll go, oh my god. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was like, do you want to know about Dancing
Speaker 1: with the Stars. Whenever I meet a fan of Dancing
Speaker 1: with the Stars, I'm a fan of Dancing with the stars,
Speaker 1: or at least the experience that I had. So I
Speaker 1: love to give people insider info about the show that
Speaker 1: they love, and not insider info that's going to break
Speaker 1: their heart about the show. But it's more stuff that's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you want to know who's actually like the nicest in
Speaker 1: the world, and who's the who's funny, and who's cool,
Speaker 1: and like what it's really like to do it. They
Speaker 1: really didn't care about the details. I was spelling all
Speaker 1: the deeds. I was like, Val is the nicest, Sasha
Speaker 1: is the nicest. Um. That's where it ends. No, Um,
Speaker 1: Brandon is so nice, Alan is so nice? Um, and
Speaker 1: the rest. I just not that they weren't nice. I mean,
Speaker 1: there were a couple of people that weren't nice, but
Speaker 1: I won't name names, but um, most of people I
Speaker 1: just didn't interact with him. M A was very nice anyway,
Speaker 1: if you're dancing with the star's head, um, and they
Speaker 1: just didn't care. They were just like, oh and they
Speaker 1: It's almost like I come on too strong sometimes two
Speaker 1: fans because I'm like, oh my god, I'm so glad
Speaker 1: you said something, because they're like, is this weird, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, let's take a picture, and we took
Speaker 1: our masks down. We took a picture. Anyway, So I leave,
Speaker 1: I get a negative test and I pay them to
Speaker 1: give me one and just kidding, I got one. And
Speaker 1: I leave and I go home and I go to Ludo.
Speaker 1: My parents picked me up. Go to Ludo and we're
Speaker 1: standing there and all of a sudden, this guy is
Speaker 1: like kind of double looking at me and he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: QT earlier tonight, and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: He was like I was the guy that like nodded
Speaker 1: at you. And I was like, I had my air
Speaker 1: pods and he was like, no, I knew, I just
Speaker 1: I just want I wanted to give you a nod.
Speaker 1: And he was so nice with the nod, Like can
Speaker 1: I just say this guy like, I really just appreciated
Speaker 1: his interaction with me. But then he got a little
Speaker 1: too drunk and then it was just a little bit obnoxious.
Speaker 1: Drinking just never brings out the buston people. But he
Speaker 1: was super nice. We had um he wanted to have
Speaker 1: a moment with me during one of the songs that
Speaker 1: we both really loved, and that was sweet. Um, but
Speaker 1: shout out to that guy, Um, you were so sweet
Speaker 1: and you were nice with my parents, but you were
Speaker 1: a little drunk. Um. But there's nothing wrong with that
Speaker 1: unless it's ruining your life, which I'm guessing it will eventually,
Speaker 1: But for now, you're a great guy. And I had
Speaker 1: fun and it was cool to see him again. Um
Speaker 1: later that night, and then I um, and then I
Speaker 1: just got home and I packed a lot, and that's
Speaker 1: my night. Let's look at the news. So, in lieu
Speaker 1: of doing um news stories that Noah has picked specifically
Speaker 1: for me, I am just going to go through my
Speaker 1: my reddit and go through just the news stories. So um,
Speaker 1: let's go to it. Um. Okay, here I see something
Speaker 1: in entertainment. Fifty cent tells you to start shutting the
Speaker 1: funk up. It's really funny to tell someone to start
Speaker 1: shutting the funk up. You need to start shutting the
Speaker 1: funk up. Why is that funny? Like, it's because it's
Speaker 1: like usually need you need to shut the funk up.
Speaker 1: But like start shutting the funk up means you need
Speaker 1: to prepare to do that, or means you it's just
Speaker 1: a funny way to say it. Um. Oh, he tells
Speaker 1: him to start shutting the funk up. A mid hitler
Speaker 1: fandom allegations people are really hurt, true dad. And I
Speaker 1: didn't say that because I'm talking about two black men
Speaker 1: and I just would have said true dad anyway. But
Speaker 1: it did sound really um, just like a honky white
Speaker 1: person trying to sound cool. Um. Yeah, it's people are
Speaker 1: really hurt. Isn't that that? That's what a great way
Speaker 1: to say it. First of all, love saying start start
Speaker 1: shutting the funk up, and also say people are really hurt.
Speaker 1: That's all you need to know people really hurt. But
Speaker 1: you know, I would guess that Kanye is really hurt. Um,
Speaker 1: And he clearly is. I mean his divorce stuff with
Speaker 1: his kids. He's clearly never recovered from the pain of
Speaker 1: losing his mom um, the pain of not really having
Speaker 1: a relationship with his father. I mean, that guy is
Speaker 1: in a lot of pain. And I hate to say
Speaker 1: if he could help himself, he he um, he would,
Speaker 1: but he can't. And so I as I'm so sad
Speaker 1: about it. And I'm shout out to all of my
Speaker 1: Jewish listeners and friends out there who are feeling extra
Speaker 1: sensitive right now. That sounds bad. Um. Our feet are
Speaker 1: just feeling this and feeling like this kind of um
Speaker 1: this percolating hatred for who you are that you've kind
Speaker 1: of always felt your whole lives, and then it's just
Speaker 1: it's being amplified right now, and uh, it just sucks
Speaker 1: and it must feel really shitty and I don't know
Speaker 1: what that's like to feel. And so I'm really sorry
Speaker 1: if you're feeling that. Okay, moving on, Um did you
Speaker 1: like that? Moving on? Just like after a really poignant statement.
Speaker 1: But I swear to God, I really do feel for
Speaker 1: all of you, and um, yeah, and I love you. Okay.
Speaker 1: This is in technology. New compound discovered that destroys the
Speaker 1: MERSA superbug. Okay, so mersa is in infection of bacterial infection.
Speaker 1: I think let's see, um, it renders it more vulnerable
Speaker 1: to antibiotics and lab experience. Yeah. So I only bring
Speaker 1: this up because I had Mercia once. When I got
Speaker 1: a my first Brazilian bikini wax. This girl had just
Speaker 1: been trained. She definitely like it wasn't clean stuff. My
Speaker 1: boyfriend was coming to visit me. My parents were out
Speaker 1: of town. I was living in with my parents, um,
Speaker 1: probably two thousand's nine summer, and they were out of town,
Speaker 1: and my boyfriend was coming into town. He lived. He
Speaker 1: just moved to New York from St. Louis. But he's
Speaker 1: coming back and we're having the weekend together and we're
Speaker 1: gonna have so much sex, and um, I got a
Speaker 1: Brazilian and it got oh my god, it was the worst,
Speaker 1: you guys, it was the worst. Okay, honestly, ear muffs
Speaker 1: if you are sensitive to disgusting information, but about body stuff.
Speaker 1: But every single hair follicle on my vagina was ripped out.
Speaker 1: And then imagine all of those hair follicles a white
Speaker 1: head performing like literally thousands of them, and it was
Speaker 1: I just didn't even know what to do. It was.
Speaker 1: It was so painful, it was terrible. It was I'm
Speaker 1: just so sad for myself because I didn't know what
Speaker 1: to do. I was also so ashamed because he was
Speaker 1: my new boyfriend. I was trying to do this to
Speaker 1: be sexy for him and then fucking backfired. So we
Speaker 1: would be having sex and I wouldn't let him look
Speaker 1: at it or but it was so painful obviously to
Speaker 1: have sex. But I didn't have enough of a you know,
Speaker 1: I wanted to have sex to them, but I also
Speaker 1: didn't have enough self esteem to be like, I can't
Speaker 1: like I'm injured right now. I just like, you know,
Speaker 1: we never saw each other, so I would just hold
Speaker 1: my hand over it, or put like a cloth on it,
Speaker 1: or like a wet rag over like my mom's pubis.
Speaker 1: Why do I know what that is? Like the top part,
Speaker 1: you know, and just oh my god. It was so awful.
Speaker 1: And I remember I had a party and I had
Speaker 1: been invited her when she did it, and so she
Speaker 1: came over the party and she didn't know that I
Speaker 1: had been infected, and I was too embarrassed to tell
Speaker 1: her that I was because I thought I had done
Speaker 1: something wrong. And I remember he made a joke because
Speaker 1: he told him not to tell her either, even though
Speaker 1: he was well aware of the pain it caused me.
Speaker 1: And I remember him making some statement like, hey, it
Speaker 1: looks good. Thanks for making her look great, like you know,
Speaker 1: like kind of ha ha like, because she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's did you enjoy my work? And he's like I'm
Speaker 1: a big fan or something, and I was like, oh god,
Speaker 1: we're both lying to her. I am in so much pain.
Speaker 1: And then it turned into because then Mercia lives in
Speaker 1: your nose, so he's going down on me down there,
Speaker 1: and it gets in oh man, and I got I
Speaker 1: got a mercy infection. And then my parents get back
Speaker 1: in town. He's long gone, I mean not like from
Speaker 1: my life, but eventually he's long gone. He's back in
Speaker 1: New York. I'm living with my parents. I am in
Speaker 1: so much. There is pain shooting down my leg, like
Speaker 1: all over my body. It felt like I it was
Speaker 1: like in my heart. I was just incredible pain. And
Speaker 1: my my dad was just like, that's just a spider bite.
Speaker 1: Because I had these A couple of the hair follicles
Speaker 1: were so infected. They were just gigantic and red and puss.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was so bad. My pussy was
Speaker 1: pussing and my pussy was pussy, pussy, pussy. And my
Speaker 1: dad was just like taken ups and salt bath. And
Speaker 1: so that was like the start of realizing my parents
Speaker 1: I don't like to seek medical intervention. They just are
Speaker 1: like waited out, you know, and oh, it's just probably
Speaker 1: a spider bite, epps and salt in a bath. And
Speaker 1: so I did that a bunch didn't help. I finally
Speaker 1: go to see a dermatologist and she's like, that is
Speaker 1: a staff infection, that is MERSA. And I took some antibiotics,
Speaker 1: and I remember I went to San Francisco to do
Speaker 1: some shows that weekend, and I was on the plane
Speaker 1: and I was in the most pain of ever, one
Speaker 1: of the most times, worst times I've ever felt. I
Speaker 1: was shooting down my leg and I was just like
Speaker 1: crying in agony. And I got to San Francisco it
Speaker 1: started to feel better, and I remember there was one
Speaker 1: on my butt and I remember it burst on the
Speaker 1: street and I felt this gigantic gush of fucking watery
Speaker 1: stuff go down my leg. I'm so sorry for the story.
Speaker 1: No one deserves this. Let's move on. Okay, um sports,
Speaker 1: no thank you don't read about that. Um So. The
Speaker 1: moral of that story, I guess is you're not gross.
Speaker 1: If you get an infection from getting a Brazilian. You
Speaker 1: don't need to get a Brazilian. Just get a good razor,
Speaker 1: like get a men's razor, and shave your pussy hair
Speaker 1: like with with the direction of the hair, not against it,
Speaker 1: with it, and then get tend skin. Tend skin if
Speaker 1: you are prone to um ingrown hairs, and use that
Speaker 1: after you shave, and you should be that should be
Speaker 1: able to be avoiding stuff. And if you do get
Speaker 1: into grows. Just grow your pussy hair out, Like, who
Speaker 1: gives a fuck? Um, let's see. Julia Roberts reveals Martin
Speaker 1: Luther King Jr. Paid the hospital bill for her birth.
Speaker 1: What in the fucking fuck? Roberts said her parents were
Speaker 1: close friends with the civil rights activists and his wife
Speaker 1: whose children joined the theaters their theater school, and we're
Speaker 1: targeted as a result. Okay, well that is a headline
Speaker 1: you would never think happens. One day, Credit called my
Speaker 1: mother and asked if her kids could be a part
Speaker 1: of the school because they were having a hard time
Speaker 1: finding a place that would accept your kids. My mom
Speaker 1: was like, sure, come on over. Who knows Julia roberts
Speaker 1: parents had a shop, They ran the Actor and Writer's
Speaker 1: workshop in Atlanta before she was born, and segregation made
Speaker 1: it so that the kid the kill klux Land blew
Speaker 1: up a car outside the school. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna guess I'm just reading all over this thing. Um. Yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: in the sixties, you didn't have little black children interacting
Speaker 1: with little white kids in enacting school, and your parents
Speaker 1: were like, come on in. King marveled and responds to
Speaker 1: Robert's story. I think that's extraordinary and in sort of
Speaker 1: laved the groundwork for who you are. Oh, I guess
Speaker 1: Gail King? Did she was she talking to? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not very good at the news I but I
Speaker 1: am reading from an article and trying to paraphrase as
Speaker 1: I go. So. Um, I've heard uh, not great things
Speaker 1: about a person mentioned in that story that I guess
Speaker 1: I don't want to be specific, but I've heard stories
Speaker 1: that that person is pretty out of touch? Do I do?
Speaker 1: I have them? Um? Firsthand? Yes, firsthand from someone who
Speaker 1: saw this person act a fool. And I think if
Speaker 1: you know, if you go on enough, if you read
Speaker 1: enough about I sometimes forget what I know about celebrities
Speaker 1: because I've friends with people who know stuff that have
Speaker 1: told or stuff that I've just read online. But I
Speaker 1: don't think Julia Roberts is the coolest person from what
Speaker 1: I remember reading. I'm sure everyone who works with her
Speaker 1: fucking loves her. And I'm sure one day when I
Speaker 1: have a talk show and she comes on, I will
Speaker 1: eat my words and this will come back to haunt me.
Speaker 1: I stand to be proven wrong. And you know what
Speaker 1: I also say, whenever someone has a bad story about
Speaker 1: a celebrity. It's often because they've been hounded so much
Speaker 1: in their annoyed and maybe they are on vocal rest.
Speaker 1: I realized that the other night. I think so many
Speaker 1: singers are on vocal rest and they come off as
Speaker 1: being so rude and quiet. Two people that work venues
Speaker 1: or like you know, bands that open for them, and
Speaker 1: they think that the person is rude, but they're just
Speaker 1: on vocal rest. They're trying to say their voices. So
Speaker 1: maybe that could be. I don't know, but that's just
Speaker 1: what I when I've heard, And I'm not going to
Speaker 1: give specific stories, but there is a great story I
Speaker 1: remember of just not her being rude, but just being
Speaker 1: a little bit out of touch, where you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's see what else we got here. Marjorie Taylor Green's
Speaker 1: saying Pelosi deserves death resurfaces after attack. Um, of course
Speaker 1: that is out there, that fucking woman. And every time
Speaker 1: I see Marjorie Taylor Green's face on anything, I think
Speaker 1: it's me for a second. That is a horrible person
Speaker 1: to look like, I'll tell you. And every day it
Speaker 1: gets closer and closer that she's not listen. If she
Speaker 1: were a nice person, if she had she had the
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson type kindness, we would be like, she's beautiful.
Speaker 1: But because she's such an ugly, foul, horrible person that
Speaker 1: just says the cruelest, the dumbest, cruelest things. Didn't she
Speaker 1: think gaspacho? Was she called like the Gestapo the gaspacho.
Speaker 1: She's just like that all the time. She's a true
Speaker 1: idiot because she's such a bad person. She's ugly to
Speaker 1: me because she's an ugly person, so I don't want
Speaker 1: to look like her. But if she were like a
Speaker 1: Meryl Streep type, like warmth to her or like had
Speaker 1: that kind of soul, we would all think she's beautiful.
Speaker 1: So she's not like a and you know, objectively bad
Speaker 1: person to look like. I wouldn't mind aging into someone
Speaker 1: that looks like her, But because she's so awful, I
Speaker 1: just hate looking like her. That makes sense. Moving on,
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and come back with more
Speaker 1: after this. How about that. I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: We're back. Oh my god, I know what I want
Speaker 1: to talk about more than anything. Holy sh it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So today they announced that they arrested a man in
Speaker 1: connection with these murders that I have been following since
Speaker 1: they happened. I don't know if you guys remember the
Speaker 1: Delphi murders. This is not turning into a murder podcast,
Speaker 1: like we tried to do that one day and when
Speaker 1: we were in Cabo filming Perfect Strangers too. That's not happening.
Speaker 1: But I am so fucking excited. I mean excited the
Speaker 1: wrong word. I'm relieved. I just feel a sense of
Speaker 1: closure and I can't even imagine how the people, um
Speaker 1: you know, close to this murder feel. Um So, two
Speaker 1: girls in two seventeen, Libby German and Abigail Williams, fourteen
Speaker 1: and thirteen, respectively, were killed in two thousand and seventeen.
Speaker 1: They were it was like a day where they either
Speaker 1: didn't have school or they got off school early or something,
Speaker 1: and their parents, their mom, one of their moms, took
Speaker 1: them to the park and they were like on these
Speaker 1: like old abandoned train tracks at this um at this
Speaker 1: trail and the part that fascinates me about this, and
Speaker 1: then they were murdered. And we have no details about
Speaker 1: their murder, but they were found I think a day
Speaker 1: or so later. I don't know the exact um uh
Speaker 1: you know, timeline, but because everything around this has been
Speaker 1: very it's been very kept hush hush, except they released
Speaker 1: a photo of the guys. So these girls, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's giving me chills just thinking about these poor sweet girls.
Speaker 1: They before they were murdered, they said that this man
Speaker 1: was following them and they started filming him on Snapchat.
Speaker 1: And so there's a photo of Libby or one of
Speaker 1: the victims um walking on the train tracks. And then
Speaker 1: they took video of this man. They didn't release the
Speaker 1: video because apparently it gets kind of disturbing. He's either
Speaker 1: like you know, it's it gets ominous. Um. Apparently no
Speaker 1: violence is captured on the video, but they record. These
Speaker 1: girls are so smart, they recorded him. So they got
Speaker 1: a picture of him, and it's the spookiest fucking picture
Speaker 1: you've ever seen. If you've never seen it, just type
Speaker 1: in Delphi d E l p h I murders picture
Speaker 1: man on tracks, Man on tracks. And that's the only
Speaker 1: picture that they released to him. And they released some
Speaker 1: composite sketches that from UM. One girl who I guess
Speaker 1: I saw a man either before or after, and a
Speaker 1: young girl who was on a park bench and she
Speaker 1: saw a man walk by and he like gave her
Speaker 1: a weird look, and she said hi to him because
Speaker 1: he was kind of staring at her, I guess, and
Speaker 1: then he gave her a weird, gross look. Um. So anyway,
Speaker 1: this is a headlining, ring chilling photo uploaded to Facebook
Speaker 1: a year after Delphie murders shows arrested man's daughter twenty
Speaker 1: eight posed in the same spot where Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so this guy. So the guy that is arrested is named, oh,
Speaker 1: Richard Allen. He worked at a CVS as a technician. Now,
Speaker 1: these guys, no one, there's been no information about this, like,
Speaker 1: no leads. I thought that we were never going to
Speaker 1: catch this guy, this disgusting man who's just out there.
Speaker 1: I mean, this creeped me out. I'm on Subreddit's about
Speaker 1: these murders, like I I don't know why they've been
Speaker 1: fascinating me. It's that creepy picture. Oh and there's also
Speaker 1: audio of him. So they captured his voice too, So
Speaker 1: the police obviously have a recording of his voice and
Speaker 1: whatever happened, and they didn't release the whole thing, but
Speaker 1: they have him going down the hill, down the hill,
Speaker 1: and it's so fucking creepy. I don't it's giving me
Speaker 1: chills just thinking about So they have this creepys photo
Speaker 1: and then they have them saying down the hill. And
Speaker 1: there have been times where Andrew is like sometimes dressed
Speaker 1: like this and I go, you look at the man
Speaker 1: on the tracks, and he doesn't know what I'm talking about,
Speaker 1: but this is what I'm talking about, this man on
Speaker 1: the tracks. It is such a creepy photo. So finally,
Speaker 1: this was two seventeen, you guys they found So the
Speaker 1: girl's bloody bodies were found about a half mile from
Speaker 1: the bridge. Alan was arrested on Friday and connection into
Speaker 1: the murder is the first big break in the case.
Speaker 1: Oh and so this just came out that his daughter
Speaker 1: they you know, now they're investing. Now we have his
Speaker 1: name and all these internet sluices are pulling pictures of
Speaker 1: his family. And this girl posed a year later. She
Speaker 1: posed on the same tracks where these girls were murdered,
Speaker 1: where her dad murdered allegedly, not even allegedly. There's gonna
Speaker 1: be a press conference tomorrow, which is today and Monday,
Speaker 1: and um, I really I'm just so excited, not excited,
Speaker 1: but I'm so happy for these families who finally have relief.
Speaker 1: So it says after the news of Alan's arrest broken Friday,
Speaker 1: another disturbing photo. Oh man, this is crazy. Another disturbing
Speaker 1: photo of the man um began to circulate. The shot
Speaker 1: showed Alan, which is this the guy smiling with his
Speaker 1: wife while in the background over his shoulder. I'm getting
Speaker 1: chills again, literal goose bumps everywhere, mere feet away a
Speaker 1: police sketch over his shoulder of the Delphi murder suspect.
Speaker 1: So a police sketch of him is over his shoulder
Speaker 1: in a photo. I am getting creeped out. I'm alone
Speaker 1: in my apartment right now, and I'm getting creeped out. Um.
Speaker 1: Since Allan's arrested, it was also revealed that his home
Speaker 1: was less than two miles from the Delphi train bridge. Well,
Speaker 1: everyone was saying it was like a drifter that did this,
Speaker 1: and like it couldn't be a local. But um, But
Speaker 1: then I was reading some stuff on Reddit today and
Speaker 1: they're like, the way he walked on that bridge, it
Speaker 1: just looked like he'd been there before. And it's like, now,
Speaker 1: now that you see what the guy looks like, and
Speaker 1: then you see the photo, you go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: of course he has a gray beard. You see things
Speaker 1: in the photo that you wouldn't have noticed without the
Speaker 1: details that you now know. You're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: there this photo has so much in it. Just the
Speaker 1: way he's walking, like you kind of see like this
Speaker 1: isn't a guy that's like like worried about walking on
Speaker 1: these weird kind of train tracks. He looks like he's
Speaker 1: been there before. So yeah, it's just so fascinating anyway. Um.
Speaker 1: Indiana State Police said in February they knew who killed
Speaker 1: the girls, but that they had insufficient evidence to make
Speaker 1: an arrest. Is unclear whether they were I don't remember.
Speaker 1: That is unclear whether they were referring to Alan or not.
Speaker 1: The rest of Allen could be the end of a
Speaker 1: year's long investigation, during which numerous possible leads have led nowhere. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly how the girl's died remains unknown to the public.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Oh well, I don't want to read this,
Speaker 1: but I will. I'm sorry if this is disturbing to
Speaker 1: some of you, but maybe some of you are interested
Speaker 1: in it. I don't, man, this is like really given
Speaker 1: me the Willie's. Over the summer, the details of a
Speaker 1: search warrant revealed that Libby and Abigail were found covered
Speaker 1: in blood. Another killer appeared to have taken a souvenir
Speaker 1: of some kind. Okay, this motherfucker. And if you guys
Speaker 1: look at this photo of this guy, look look him up.
Speaker 1: That is psychopath eyes. I read this book called Diary
Speaker 1: of a Psychopath, I think, and even that talks about
Speaker 1: how this woman like wrote the book and now she's
Speaker 1: revealed who she is. Let me just find the book
Speaker 1: so you guys know exactly what I'm talking about. It's
Speaker 1: so good. She just talks about being a psychopath. That's
Speaker 1: like written by a woman that is a psychopath. Um.
Speaker 1: And well, of course not showing up on this fucking thing. Um.
Speaker 1: But anyway, if you look, psychopaths have like these weird piercing,
Speaker 1: like kind of dead eyes. And this guy has those eyes.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, go look at a photo of him.
Speaker 1: They're just they're like shark eyes. And even when he's smiling.
Speaker 1: There there's like there's this one where he's with his wife.
Speaker 1: There's a selfie. They both have sunglasses on their hats.
Speaker 1: Go find that photo and you tell me that guy
Speaker 1: does not stare. It's boring a hole through my head.
Speaker 1: I'm dead. This guy's eyes are the creepiest eyes I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. If I met a guy who was my
Speaker 1: CVS um, you know, pharmacyc technician giving me my antibiotics
Speaker 1: for my flaming enraged, you know, bacterial infected pussy, And
Speaker 1: though I saw those eyes, I would say, no thanks.
Speaker 1: I'd rather die from an infection than even like then
Speaker 1: give you my CVS number and have you hand me
Speaker 1: my long receipt. It's terrifying. Oh my god, I'm like
Speaker 1: zooming in on it. I hate him so much. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm just so relieved by that. Um I've always that
Speaker 1: was just something that it was always in the back
Speaker 1: of my head, like I can't wait till that guy
Speaker 1: gets caught. And this morning I was sitting at my
Speaker 1: gate next to Anya and we had just showed her
Speaker 1: David Pumpkins. Do you guys know that sketch from SNL?
Speaker 1: They really They read it last night with Jack Harlow.
Speaker 1: It was with Tom Hanks. It's so funny. Watched the
Speaker 1: original David Pumpkins sketch. It's so random. You can tell
Speaker 1: us tell this was like a sketch that was like
Speaker 1: last minute, and they were like, what is this? I mean,
Speaker 1: a lot of goes into the production of it, but
Speaker 1: it was just kind of like, I don't think they
Speaker 1: realized it was going to be such a hit, but
Speaker 1: I remember it like I saw it air the first time,
Speaker 1: and I was obsessed and I'm so glad that it
Speaker 1: became a cult hit. But I was showing Onya David
Speaker 1: Pumpkins and we were laughing, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I pulled up Daily Mail because I wanted to see. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm a morbid bitch. Okay. I was pulling up the
Speaker 1: Daily Mail because they always have like the most disturbing
Speaker 1: kind of pictures, and um, they don't. They're not scared
Speaker 1: to like get in there and really invade people's space
Speaker 1: and just show you things that you know you shouldn't see.
Speaker 1: And I was trying to see about this thing that,
Speaker 1: you know, the crowd crush that happened. I saw some
Speaker 1: footage of it and it was just horrifying. And I
Speaker 1: don't like video, but I don't mind images. I'm such
Speaker 1: a weirdo. I'm not the only one. I am not
Speaker 1: the only one. I mean, there there are tons of
Speaker 1: gore sites. People love this stuff and I don't. It's
Speaker 1: not like I like to see people hurt. It's so
Speaker 1: distressing to me, but it's like it gives I guess
Speaker 1: that's the same reason people like horror movies, which I
Speaker 1: don't understand, or like redecorating their kitchens. What I don't understand.
Speaker 1: It gives you a thrill and it gets it sends
Speaker 1: something off in my body. But I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Um but I do, but I don't. Um. So, I
Speaker 1: was trying to look up pictures from that. I am
Speaker 1: so sad about that crowd crush. I can't even believe,
Speaker 1: you know, just how scary that must have been for them.
Speaker 1: How and the fact that they're all dressed up. There's
Speaker 1: something about wearing Halloween costumes when you die that is
Speaker 1: so much more tragic and just like ironic. And um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I hit a garbageman with my car
Speaker 1: when I was sixteen and my friend Taylor and I Taylor,
Speaker 1: you know from the show the Hobo Hopping, Uh, you
Speaker 1: know train hop and Hobo. She and I were driving
Speaker 1: and I was driving my mom's SUV and I hit
Speaker 1: a garbageman that jumped out from a car and I
Speaker 1: didn't see him. And um, I went to court for it,
Speaker 1: like he sued me four years later. I mean, it
Speaker 1: was a whole fucking thing and he got he got
Speaker 1: really hurt. It was fucked up, and it was really
Speaker 1: sad and traumatic for obviously him and me as well.
Speaker 1: But we were dressed in a's outfit. We were dress
Speaker 1: in costumes because there was a basketball game later that night.
Speaker 1: We were on the PEP squad, So we went to
Speaker 1: her at her mom's house, like raiding her closet, getting
Speaker 1: all this, like you know, suddenly Seeking Susan is that
Speaker 1: the movie? We looked like Madonna in the eighties, like
Speaker 1: red lips and crazy frizzy hair and just like crazy
Speaker 1: Neon outfits, and it just made it that much weirder
Speaker 1: that I remember just looking over at Taylor with her
Speaker 1: like frizzy hair and just um mom jeans. I mean
Speaker 1: we're probably dressed like we dressed now, like just tight
Speaker 1: jeans pulled all the way up like mom style, um
Speaker 1: big blouses, and it just made it so much more
Speaker 1: surreal that we were dressed up. But if you saw
Speaker 1: any of the pictures from this weekend, I mean all
Speaker 1: these young kids just were going out in EATA one,
Speaker 1: which is the cool part of town. I don't understand, though,
Speaker 1: why people like to go to things like that. I
Speaker 1: didn't like it in my twenties. I'm not victim blaming.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand. Final thought, I don't like crowds.
Speaker 1: And now that there's a thing called a crowd crush
Speaker 1: that I knew about, but I didn't know it was
Speaker 1: called a crowd crush. I mean, we saw it happened
Speaker 1: at Astro World, it happened at a Who concert in
Speaker 1: the seventies that my mom was out in Cincinnati. That
Speaker 1: was like the original one. I mean there were once
Speaker 1: before that. I was on a Wikipedia the other day
Speaker 1: looking up crowd crushes. That sounds like something I'd want
Speaker 1: to have. By the way, it's like, I have a crush,
Speaker 1: was in a crowd and we're gonna lock eyes across
Speaker 1: the room. It sounds like something romantic. It sounds like
Speaker 1: a scene in West Side Story. My crowd crushed. But um,
Speaker 1: I read a Wikipedia of all the crowd crushes that
Speaker 1: have happened in history. Dude, there's one that happened in
Speaker 1: like ancient times. It was five thousand people died. There
Speaker 1: was one that happened um in two thousand ten where
Speaker 1: like two thousand people died. A lot of them happened
Speaker 1: from religious um what is it called when they pilgrimages.
Speaker 1: They happened a lot in those, but and a lot
Speaker 1: happened from fires. Someone else fired, then everyone starts running.
Speaker 1: I did hear reports that the one in et One,
Speaker 1: the one that happened in um Soul this weekend, was
Speaker 1: like five guys were just pushing from one side. Just
Speaker 1: five people caused a hundred and fifty something people to die.
Speaker 1: If I was a victim, I would be really annoyed
Speaker 1: that I don't know the exact number and I was
Speaker 1: just like something but I think it was a hundred
Speaker 1: six last time I checked, and then it went high
Speaker 1: there um anyway, crowd crises are terrifying and I hate crowds.
Speaker 1: I I will not go to a restaurant if there
Speaker 1: is a line out front, and not because I don't
Speaker 1: like crowds. I don't like anything that is too popular,
Speaker 1: and not because I'm could. I don't know why say
Speaker 1: like that, but not because I'm care and like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to like, I'm just different. I want to try
Speaker 1: out things that are like no one's into. I just
Speaker 1: feel like a dumb tourist when I do anything that's
Speaker 1: like too popular. Do you ever feel that way? I
Speaker 1: always feel like if I go to a brunch spot
Speaker 1: that has like a two hour wait. First of all,
Speaker 1: I hate waiting. You guys know that I told you
Speaker 1: that in the beginning. I don't like waiting for anything,
Speaker 1: and so I like to plan everything so I get
Speaker 1: there and then it starts because waiting equals you might
Speaker 1: have time to feel your feelings, and you can't do
Speaker 1: that because then you don't want to start killing yourself,
Speaker 1: so or start shutting the funk up and uh hamdrop.
Speaker 1: So I will not go to a brunch spot that
Speaker 1: is a long wait. Chris, my boyfriend just knows that
Speaker 1: we if there's a place that has a weight, we
Speaker 1: will not wait for dinner. We will not wait. I
Speaker 1: just don't want to do it. I don't. I feel
Speaker 1: like an idiot. I feel like I'm at the Chase
Speaker 1: Cake Factory and at the mall and Dighton. I just
Speaker 1: feel like a dumb pleab. I feel like a lemming.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm at the eminem store in Times
Speaker 1: Square that I'm just like New York City. I just
Speaker 1: feel like you're just doing what everyone else is doing.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I do so many things that
Speaker 1: everyone else is doing. I want to be like everyone else.
Speaker 1: I want That's why I was sad the other day
Speaker 1: that I wasn't redoing my kitchen. I'm like, I just
Speaker 1: want to be normal, but in that way, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be normal. Does that make sense? But man,
Speaker 1: I'm so scared of crowd crushes. Now. That's why I
Speaker 1: always when I'm at a place where I go, I
Speaker 1: genuinely look for fire exits. I look for a strategy
Speaker 1: in case there's a fire. I want a crowd crush.
Speaker 1: Um plan. I have plans of action for a lot
Speaker 1: of tragedies, and I don't have one for that. I
Speaker 1: was thinking yesterday. I was like, Okay, maybe I would
Speaker 1: climb upon people. I would try to climb up, but
Speaker 1: then I would cause I would trample people and doing
Speaker 1: that and I want to kill anyone. So what is
Speaker 1: the plan? Um? I would try to do the thing
Speaker 1: that Andrew does if he slept with someone the day
Speaker 1: before and he sees them as sephora um the next day,
Speaker 1: and I would pretend I'm invisible and hope that I
Speaker 1: would disappear. Um. I don't. I just want to plan
Speaker 1: and a fire. I'm always like I have a plan.
Speaker 1: I'm like standing by the exits um an earthquake. I
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna go to a doorway or a table.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to run outside. That's what people always
Speaker 1: do and trees fall over, buildings fall over, things, signs
Speaker 1: fall over. Don't run outside in an earthquake. Have a plan.
Speaker 1: Do I have a go bag? No? I don't have
Speaker 1: a go bag. Taylor was gonna make me one because
Speaker 1: she's the survivalist, and I was like, can you make
Speaker 1: me a vegan go bag? And she was like, I'll try,
Speaker 1: And so she's gonna make me a vegan go bag.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hire her to do that because I definitely
Speaker 1: need one, especially living in California. I'll probably just have
Speaker 1: a bag that I call a go bag that I
Speaker 1: go in that I take ships in because I just
Speaker 1: want to have a little portable toilet. So that's gonna
Speaker 1: be my go bag. Is a bag I just go in. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think this about rounds out the podcast. I feel
Speaker 1: good about this solo episode. I missed Andrew, I missed
Speaker 1: Noah for sure, but we got through it. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think if there's anything else I want to tell you. Guys,
Speaker 1: I am on tour and um, I hope you come
Speaker 1: see me. It was so much fun to perform this weekend.
Speaker 1: It was so I have new jokes. My parents and
Speaker 1: Anya and met my tour manager, were all like, holy
Speaker 1: sh it, your set is. I mean, I don't want
Speaker 1: to speak for them, but I will. I would never
Speaker 1: say this if it wasn't true. They were like, it's
Speaker 1: it's next level, Like there's we've never heard any of
Speaker 1: those jokes. This is like I felt really good about it.
Speaker 1: Like after hearing their feedback, I really never know what
Speaker 1: to feel about my set. I'm always a little bit
Speaker 1: too critical and never really feel that great. But hearing
Speaker 1: their feedback, which they don't always say that to me,
Speaker 1: it meant something. So I hope, And and listening to
Speaker 1: the fans to like meeting people after the shows and
Speaker 1: hearing them say what a great show it was. One
Speaker 1: guy said I was like, he was like, I saw
Speaker 1: Ginger Cookie last night or Ginger Boy some like guy
Speaker 1: some um comedian slash TikToker and he was like, your
Speaker 1: show is better. And then someone else said that they
Speaker 1: saw who they see. I love when people are like
Speaker 1: that was some someone told me I was the best
Speaker 1: comedy show they've ever seen, and they had a list
Speaker 1: of good comedy shows. So that meant something to me.
Speaker 1: So the reviews are in and they're great. So I
Speaker 1: am going to be all over the place. And I
Speaker 1: told you about that before during the show, I think
Speaker 1: at some point, So, UM, come out and see me,
Speaker 1: and I hope you all have great days. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think of anything else I need to tell you. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be traveling all tomorrow. We will see you
Speaker 1: on Tuesday. Getting my hair done Tuesday. I'm excited about that. Really,
Speaker 1: getting your roots done. I hate to say it makes
Speaker 1: you feel better. Um. Oh, also I got told this weekend. Oh.
Speaker 1: So I was waiting, um, after my plane right to St. Louis.
Speaker 1: It landed and I had to check gate check, you know,
Speaker 1: at the side of the plane my guitar bag because
Speaker 1: it wouldn't fit in the overhead from Chicago to St. Louis.
Speaker 1: My layover to St. Louis, and so I was waiting
Speaker 1: in the hall waiting for them to bring out the luggage,
Speaker 1: and there was this guy that was like, I saw
Speaker 1: you with a guitar. Do you are you in a band?
Speaker 1: What do you play? And I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm just a hobbyist. I'm not good. I was like,
Speaker 1: do you play guitar and he was like no, I
Speaker 1: wish and I was like, you are younger than me.
Speaker 1: Start playing, Like I don't think it's too late. I
Speaker 1: started playing two years ago. And he goes, you're younger
Speaker 1: than me and I was like yeah, dude, And I
Speaker 1: was like, if you're thirty, I was like thirty five,
Speaker 1: start playing. He's like You're not thirty five and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm actually thirty eight and he was like,
Speaker 1: no way. And this guy was not hitting on me,
Speaker 1: by the way. He had two kids with him. He
Speaker 1: was like, very mormony looking, but he was so nice
Speaker 1: of him to say that. I I've never been told
Speaker 1: I look young for my age, never ever in my life.
Speaker 1: Now I hear it told to other women all the time.
Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding you. I've never heard it. And
Speaker 1: that's okay, because thirty eight is not a bad age
Speaker 1: to look. But this guy made my fucking day that
Speaker 1: he had no way you're thirty five, and I go,
Speaker 1: I'm actually thirty eight. I have a friend who looks
Speaker 1: literal decades younger than she is, and I was like,
Speaker 1: if I were you, I'd be telling my people my
Speaker 1: age all the time because people are shocked when they
Speaker 1: find out her age. You don't even know her age.
Speaker 1: And you might know who I'm talking about, but you
Speaker 1: don't even know her. Like you, you would be blown
Speaker 1: away someone you know is so much older than you
Speaker 1: think they are. And if it were me, she doesn't
Speaker 1: like to tell everyone. If it were me, I'd be
Speaker 1: screaming it because she looks so fucking good. I mean
Speaker 1: literal decades. People think she's younger than me, and she
Speaker 1: is much older than I am. It's nuts. I hope
Speaker 1: to be that someday. I hope everyone thinks I'm thirty.
Speaker 1: I hope it stops now, not that it really matters,
Speaker 1: but I do remember the only time it happened to
Speaker 1: me where someone thought I was younger. Until today, There's
Speaker 1: been one other time, and I swear to God, and
Speaker 1: it was DeMarcus where he's a footballer. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's what they call him when you play American football,
Speaker 1: but he plays. He was a football player. He on
Speaker 1: dancing with the Stars with me, and we were at
Speaker 1: the finale. And I probably told this before because it's
Speaker 1: so funny. We're at the finale and so we're back
Speaker 1: there just having been eliminated, but we're there to support
Speaker 1: the people that are still in the running, and we're
Speaker 1: sitting down during you know, the show was stopped down.
Speaker 1: You guys know what that means now, because I told
Speaker 1: you before and he goes, I said something about my age.
Speaker 1: He goes, you're thirty four, and I was like yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's like, you're thirty four and I was like, ah.
Speaker 1: He was like, no way, are you thirty four? I
Speaker 1: go I am, and he was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Really I could have sworn you were thirty two. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell is the deference? It
Speaker 1: made me laughed so hard. I thought he was getting
Speaker 1: ready to be like twenty five or something like. You know,
Speaker 1: but it's two years younger. And I'm like, I guess
Speaker 1: that is a major spot of your life where the
Speaker 1: age starts to clicking. If you are younger than me,
Speaker 1: which I know a lot of our listeners are, and
Speaker 1: you're wondering as a girl, when you're going to start
Speaker 1: to feel the effects of agent ing. I would say
Speaker 1: thirty five for me was when I started to see
Speaker 1: like my face kind of start to change in certain
Speaker 1: ways and start to see like wrinkles and stuff in
Speaker 1: ways that you're like, oh, I started getting botox. I
Speaker 1: looked at it yesterday or I guess I just trying
Speaker 1: to figure out, like when did I start getting stuff done?
Speaker 1: And if you're wondering when should I get botox, listen,
Speaker 1: this is not me telling you to get stuff. In fact,
Speaker 1: I got filler about a month and a half ago,
Speaker 1: and I regret it, Like I I think I got
Speaker 1: too much in my cheeks, so I look a little
Speaker 1: bit crazy, But it's fine. I'm used to it now
Speaker 1: and it's going to drain out of my face. That's
Speaker 1: a good thing about fillers that your body metabolizes it
Speaker 1: and eventually goes away. But um, I started getting botox,
Speaker 1: which I do recommend. I think it's great and I
Speaker 1: don't think it's like a sad thing for women to do.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's like you're gonna waste. It's not
Speaker 1: that expensive. I just think it should be looked at
Speaker 1: as like dyeing your hair, not a big deal. But
Speaker 1: I started getting it when I was I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: it was two thousand seventeen, so I was thirty four.
Speaker 1: Thirty four, Yeah, thirty four was first time I got potox.
Speaker 1: So if you're looking for like a time when you
Speaker 1: should do it, not that that's the time to do it,
Speaker 1: I think I could have waited until now, to be
Speaker 1: honest with you, or ever, you don't ever need to
Speaker 1: do it. But I really was very clueless in my thirties.
Speaker 1: But when do you start to have to do this ship?
Speaker 1: So if you're wondering anyway, I gotta go to bed.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to podcast today. Do
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