Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special week Trend edition,
Speaker 1: first Week Trender of November. It's Monday, November sixth. I'm
Speaker 1: Jack the right. There is Miles Gray.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, yep, yep. How you doing good? It's It's
Speaker 2: week season three one two three one two three twelve.
Speaker 2: Shout out Chicago. Hey there we go. Yep.
Speaker 1: What how do the big cities get like all the
Speaker 1: best area because is it because they were the first
Speaker 1: ones to to the area code get to need them?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Two one three two one two is New York?
Speaker 2: Two three is l A. There's in Chicago. Yeah, I don't,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know. I've never really thought it'd
Speaker 2: be like, man, that's a good area code. Man, I
Speaker 2: get that, just feel it's like the first ones you
Speaker 2: would come up with. Yah, you know, like much in
Speaker 2: the same way, like like I'm I'm repping the eight
Speaker 2: one eight, But it's not like because I'm like and
Speaker 2: that ship is like the objectively a really good combo
Speaker 2: of numbers. That's just the name of the area code.
Speaker 2: So I'll just yell that out. I mean, yeah, but
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let us know. If you are an
Speaker 2: expert in area code distribution. I grew up enough.
Speaker 1: I've won three in Dayton, Ohio, so shout out.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have one three? What was it in Wheeling,
Speaker 2: West Virginia. I don't I was.
Speaker 1: You know, you were using the phone six, so using
Speaker 1: the phone all that much?
Speaker 2: But all right, all right.
Speaker 1: I also I feel like that was at a time
Speaker 1: when everybody I knew was close enough that you never
Speaker 1: had to know the area code.
Speaker 2: You know, you just had to holler out your window.
Speaker 2: Huh exactly. I get it.
Speaker 1: I go down into the gulch, down into the holler.
Speaker 1: Why they call it that, man, it's the hollow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
Speaker 1: Uh, Well, we're going to get into some of the
Speaker 1: things that are happening. I believe Donald Trump is on
Speaker 1: the on the stand as we're recording this.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about that. We'll talk about all sorts of
Speaker 2: bad news, all manners of news, good and bad and
Speaker 2: in between. But before we get to any of that,
Speaker 2: we do like to.
Speaker 1: Let our guests get to know us a little bit
Speaker 1: better and tell them what we're guests, but our listeners.
Speaker 2: So I like that maybe I should start you are
Speaker 2: our guests here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I should start with my overrated, because I
Speaker 1: think it'll explain why words are being misplaced and substituted.
Speaker 1: My overrated is getting that extra hour of sleep, the fallback. Yes,
Speaker 1: we get to sleep in tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 1: You know, it gets me every time it lures me in.
Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, well, get an extra hour this weekend.
Speaker 1: All my problems are over. But this all over only
Speaker 1: true for people who wake up to an alarm clock,
Speaker 1: which has not been true of me for close to
Speaker 1: a decade. Certainly hasn't been true uh since my kids
Speaker 1: have been around. And my kids just wake up when
Speaker 1: their bodies tell them to, and now their bodies tell
Speaker 1: them to wake up at five am instead of six am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and there you are, dad, Dad, they're your asses.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Yeah? Did you do the thing where
Speaker 2: you you you went to bed later on Saturday night
Speaker 2: because you like, we get that hour full well knowing
Speaker 2: you're not getting a fucking extra hour. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: we did do that a little bit. I did that too. Yeah, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm you know, I even I'm trying to think too,
Speaker 2: Like last year, even before the baby was born, like
Speaker 2: it wasn't quite hitting the same. It hasn't really because
Speaker 2: as I got older, like my fucking Circadian Like they're
Speaker 2: just like it just works, like it's just like, yeah, bro,
Speaker 2: you're up, like you're sorry. I don't care if it's
Speaker 2: as six or and you have three extra hours, like
Speaker 2: you're up.
Speaker 1: Sorry to tell you this, but you're up for the
Speaker 1: rest of the morning. And then like anytime I try
Speaker 1: and fight it and like stay in bed, then it's
Speaker 1: just like anxiety hour, you know, it's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're just laying there and your brain is going and
Speaker 1: your body is not, and yeah, exactly the worst moments.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just the fucking up dude, you want to leave
Speaker 2: your kids? Man? Yeah, maybe why do what I should do?
Speaker 1: I should check Twitter in bed, maybe that'll give me
Speaker 1: some good ideas.
Speaker 2: And instead it's just yeah.
Speaker 1: Don't I'm tired, not doing great from a mental health perspective,
Speaker 1: but uh, it's Monday. It's time to make the donuts.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Time to make the donuts.
Speaker 2: You know, fu fuck your life, It's time to make
Speaker 2: the donuts. That's right. So my mother always said on
Speaker 2: a Monday morning, overrated. Allow me to fucking put my
Speaker 2: rabid sports fan cap on for a moment and just
Speaker 2: say video refereeing technology is absolutely overrated. It's especially if
Speaker 2: you don't fucking use it. Now. I'm talking about this
Speaker 2: in this specifically about obviously in the context of my
Speaker 2: beloved Arsenal Football club, but like soccer football has embraced
Speaker 2: video technology to like help refs make on field decisions
Speaker 2: because sometimes the ref can only look one way. People
Speaker 2: are doing dirty shit behind their back and sometimes it
Speaker 2: ends up in a no call and people are like,
Speaker 2: y'all can't miss this kind of shit, or goal line
Speaker 2: technology that says like did the ball fully cross the line?
Speaker 2: Did it go out of bounds? Things like that that
Speaker 2: would help adjudicate on field decisions. But like in over
Speaker 2: the last this season, especially that just started in August,
Speaker 2: there's been like weekly critical errors where the organization that
Speaker 2: like sort of represents the officials of the game are
Speaker 2: like just giving apologies or like, ooh, sorry about that.
Speaker 2: Definitely shouldn't have been a goal arm mad and I
Speaker 2: know you guys lost because of that, but that that's
Speaker 2: kind of on us. And I was like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 2: we missed that horrible foul that definitely should have been
Speaker 2: a red card. Oh god, we hate we just hate
Speaker 2: that and just like you're getting apologies for like, yeah,
Speaker 2: very high stakes matches and fans are just getting like
Speaker 2: so fucking fed up. But like it's really I'm only
Speaker 2: just sort of you know, up in arms right now
Speaker 2: because over the weekend, like Arsenal's on the receiving and
Speaker 2: Ino's some terrible fucking calls. Like I'm just gonna show
Speaker 2: you when Jack you don't even have to see, like
Speaker 2: understand soccer to know that, like one of our players
Speaker 2: just got fucking decked in the back of his head
Speaker 2: with an elbow and the REP was just a no call,
Speaker 2: and like their video assistant referee has helped made to
Speaker 2: like prevent this kind of shit. That's this guy Brunogi
Speaker 2: Mari is about hit throw an elbow boom right there. Okay,
Speaker 2: now yeah, let's slow that down so you can see
Speaker 2: from other not subtle at all, just take that shit
Speaker 2: to your head. And people were like, yeah, that's maybe
Speaker 2: that's that's violent conduct. But there's like this there's a
Speaker 2: tension I feel like where there's like the human airs involved,
Speaker 2: where the officials are having trouble reconciling their own human
Speaker 2: errors that are like as clear as day that the
Speaker 2: video shows that, so then like we're just seeing moments
Speaker 2: are like they just ignore the video and then just
Speaker 2: back the decision on the field, and you're like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is the point of having these extra like
Speaker 2: objective eyes if you won't use them? Right? And yeah,
Speaker 2: so thank you for that presentation.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'll stand up in a in a
Speaker 1: room with with a pointer.
Speaker 2: He's dressed fully in a suit. Yeah, I had never
Speaker 2: no hat everything. It's just very replica of the suit
Speaker 2: worn by Kevin Costner. N JFK.
Speaker 1: Okay, you picked up on that subtle how are they
Speaker 1: fucking up the like whether the ball has crossed the
Speaker 1: plane thing?
Speaker 2: Isn't that that feels like that's just straightforward? Yeah, things
Speaker 2: like okay, so there was. For an example, there's a
Speaker 2: Manchester United player named Marcus Rashford who like the ball
Speaker 2: crossed the line and like the angles were like kind
Speaker 2: of inconclusive from v you could say like, oh, I
Speaker 2: could see it go either way. They backed the refs
Speaker 2: and they're like it's They're like, nope, that's clearly out
Speaker 2: of bounds. Yeah, and then this week a ball went
Speaker 2: out and they're like, oh, it's kind of inconclusive, but
Speaker 2: the reps are like that app there's like, sorry, man,
Speaker 2: there's not enough evidence to say conclusively. So you're just
Speaker 2: like left with, well, what what version is it? Like
Speaker 2: it's conclusive when you don't have all the angles, and
Speaker 2: when you do, it's not, So what the fuck is
Speaker 2: it going to be? Yeah, So it just like it's
Speaker 2: just wild too, because like what they do is they
Speaker 2: they will release the audio of like there's like a
Speaker 2: whole video refereeing app or like a truck like a
Speaker 2: center where they like like they're communicating with the referee
Speaker 2: on the field, like like looking at all these monitors,
Speaker 2: and they release the radio chatter where you can hear
Speaker 2: them deliberate it. And there was like this one goal
Speaker 2: that happened in a Liverpool match a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Or they're like, I think that's that. That's that's a goal,
Speaker 2: and they're like, yeah, but he counted it. It's it's
Speaker 2: he said it's a no goal. It's like yeah, but
Speaker 2: but it went in and you hear them he's like
Speaker 2: it's too late. Now he blew the whis so like
Speaker 2: they already kicked it off, So I guess we're just
Speaker 2: gonna have to count it. And you're like, wow, the fuck,
Speaker 2: just stop the fucking if it's a goal, stop the game.
Speaker 2: So they just look foolish at every end, and it's
Speaker 2: it's just interesting to see how like technology is like
Speaker 2: at first like this will help make things better, and
Speaker 2: now you're like it's somehow even fucking worse than when
Speaker 2: you didn't have it, Like fine, whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've noticed with basketball and football when sometimes it
Speaker 1: becomes like a philosophical question, like yeah, it breaks down
Speaker 1: into like well, what is the intent of the rule,
Speaker 1: and like you need to have like philosophical discussions about it.
Speaker 1: It's it's really interesting that like the closer you look
Speaker 1: at a given play, like the more it just like
Speaker 1: breaks down really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like what is out of bounds? And
Speaker 2: at that moment, really how much? Because it gets to
Speaker 2: find you know, Like it's interesting. I feel like in football,
Speaker 2: like when you break the plane, you it's like it
Speaker 2: doesn't have to be anything else. You have to break
Speaker 2: the plane with the ball. Like with soccer, the ball
Speaker 2: has to be completely over the line for it to
Speaker 2: be out of bounds, so like it can look like
Speaker 2: the center of the ball that is actually contacting the
Speaker 2: ground on the other side of the line might just
Speaker 2: be close enough that the edge of the ball is
Speaker 2: technically like still on the same plane. Yeah, and it
Speaker 2: and it lends itself to a lot of interesting debates.
Speaker 2: But yeah, anyway, and even did we just talk about
Speaker 2: the how like umpires are like we didn't actually get
Speaker 2: to that story.
Speaker 1: Franke zone is just like completely uh subjective essentially, and
Speaker 1: they're just like yeah, but like it's contitable. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I thought I thought there was this like objective box
Speaker 1: that the ball had.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, really get the robots in here.
Speaker 1: Uh my underrated science fares. Oh I had heard tell
Speaker 1: of these, but like my family growing up, I guess
Speaker 1: was not big science fair family.
Speaker 2: Wait did you never do didn't you have to do
Speaker 2: them for school? Like you didn't do a school science
Speaker 2: fair like you had?
Speaker 1: I guess we did, And maybe it was just that
Speaker 1: the school science fair that we did at the time
Speaker 1: was like somewhat half asked, like where I was at
Speaker 1: that stage.
Speaker 2: So we had to be at.
Speaker 1: UCLA yesterday and for a thing with my seven year
Speaker 1: old and there was a science fair going on put
Speaker 1: on by like UCLA's various science departments, and it was
Speaker 1: really fucking cool.
Speaker 2: It was just like also like UCLA sh yeah, but.
Speaker 1: Like they it's like the scientists who work in all
Speaker 1: these different labs and ship are challenged to come up
Speaker 1: with stuff with I guess students because it seems like
Speaker 1: they were like undergrads manning the booth as well, and
Speaker 1: like they are challenged to come up with stuff that
Speaker 1: would like be cool for kids, you know, and they
Speaker 1: didn't always succeed, but like the ones that succeeded, Like
Speaker 1: there was the one that started out as just one
Speaker 1: of the booths and eventually took over the hole the
Speaker 1: whole science fair where it was just uh taking a
Speaker 1: film canister like you know, the like little cylindrical.
Speaker 2: Top. Yeah, they have like a top that kind of
Speaker 2: sticks on pretty well because you.
Speaker 1: Don't want it to open up and exposure film, thank you.
Speaker 1: And then you put half an el alcus elz and
Speaker 1: then pour a little water, like make sure the lid's
Speaker 1: on tight, shake it up, and then just like put
Speaker 1: it lid facing down, oh yeah, and then watch it
Speaker 1: just explode up into the sky and.
Speaker 2: It never got hold.
Speaker 1: Like every kid who did it felt like they were
Speaker 1: discovering something like even though they were in a line
Speaker 1: like twenty people watching it happen, it happened, repeated, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And then they got to do it and every single
Speaker 1: time everyone's like, oh.
Speaker 2: It was so dope.
Speaker 1: And then there were they also had like solar telescopes
Speaker 1: set up, and so I got to I think for
Speaker 1: the first time in my life, Like I think, I
Speaker 1: got to look directly at the Sun, which is what
Speaker 1: I was missing. I mean doing that but like right,
Speaker 1: but in a way that didn't blind me for the
Speaker 1: next three to four days.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I got to just stare at the Sun.
Speaker 1: You can see the little like waves coming off of it,
Speaker 1: and yeah, suns, the corona, saw the corona?
Speaker 2: Bro it is it on one side? Like does the
Speaker 2: sun rotate? I don't know, ship bro, Like is it
Speaker 2: always visibly like I'm sure if it?
Speaker 1: If it was time lapse, I was not able to
Speaker 1: turn my brain into time laps at the moment. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really cool. Shout out to u c l
Speaker 1: A's science department.
Speaker 2: Coming back around again. Yeah for the people of the sun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that that's my underrated If you can, you
Speaker 1: can go to like a science fair at a local
Speaker 1: college or something.
Speaker 2: I had even as in a, well, it'll fuck you up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember. I was super into it when I used
Speaker 2: to do like videos for Wired magazine and just would
Speaker 2: like visit labs or like they would show us stuff.
Speaker 2: I was just always blown away when they're like I
Speaker 2: did one where we were like it was like the
Speaker 2: science of fireworks about like how you get how you
Speaker 2: get it blue spark or whatever, and just went to
Speaker 2: this chemistry lab at UCLA where there's like mixing shit.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and he's like, do you need to
Speaker 2: have sound? I'm like, it's fine, there's gonna be no
Speaker 2: sound so I can audibly yeah, fucking gasp. But all
Speaker 2: the cool shit, do you need to leave the room? Sir?
Speaker 2: The way went green then blue? What the fuck? Well,
Speaker 2: it's just because of the chemicals we're using, I know.
Speaker 2: But how you do that? Forget? I don't know what
Speaker 2: that means. It's magic underrated, let's see. Oh you know what.
Speaker 2: Biking just I'm gonna upset it once. I'll say it again,
Speaker 2: I'll say it many times. The first reason is because
Speaker 2: welcome to the dad cast. The guys. Child is now
Speaker 2: old enough to be in one of those bike seats
Speaker 2: that you throw on back, so we did a nice
Speaker 2: casual ride, but then later on my mom came through
Speaker 2: and was watching him, and so we were gonna go
Speaker 2: to a friend's birthday party and went to a spot
Speaker 2: that normally takes like about fifteen minutes to drive. We're like,
Speaker 2: fuck it, man, let's fucking ride bikes there. We got
Speaker 2: lights and shit like high Viz whatever, Like we're good
Speaker 2: even if it's dark, like we'll be fine. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: it's just the most I just can't tell you. It's
Speaker 2: so enjoyable. And biking has been one of those things
Speaker 2: I've dreaded because as a kid growing up in LA,
Speaker 2: like biking in LA was basically doing like live action
Speaker 2: Frogger on a bike, except I'm like ten years old
Speaker 2: and almost dying. So like I always had a healthy
Speaker 2: like m are there, Like if there's bike lanes and infrastructure,
Speaker 2: I'm all in. But like sometimes on the La streets,
Speaker 2: I'm not as courageous. But now there's so many ways
Speaker 2: to like map a root, so you don't like can
Speaker 2: avoid super busy streets and biking through places that you
Speaker 2: normally just wouldn't be on a bike because like you're
Speaker 2: taking like these main roads and shit in a car, Like,
Speaker 2: it's such a good way to like engage with your
Speaker 2: community or at least visually see like where you live
Speaker 2: in a way that just isn't possible in a car.
Speaker 2: And it's nice you put a little have your little
Speaker 2: bluetooth speaker play some jams, have a nice chat, take
Speaker 2: some like quiet streets so you don't have to worry
Speaker 2: about fucking cars flying at you and being like completely unsafe.
Speaker 2: So I just want to challenge everybody listening if you're
Speaker 2: able to, like and you have all the equipment you
Speaker 2: need and shit, just like swap out a place you
Speaker 2: normally drive to and just ride your bike or like
Speaker 2: take a city bike or whatever. Doesn't have to be
Speaker 2: a fucking ridiculous distance, but something that you know, like
Speaker 2: that's normal to you. Try the bike version and it's
Speaker 2: I don't know, I just it's a feels good, feels good,
Speaker 2: Like to your point about mental health, I need to
Speaker 2: like move my body sometimes to feel better and feel
Speaker 2: like the air on my face and shit, and then yeah,
Speaker 2: a good salve.
Speaker 1: One of the best, Yeah, in your whole energeography, Like
Speaker 1: you know, there's a cool thing that the brain does
Speaker 1: un like without us really noticing is like make the
Speaker 1: map of the world around you. But I feel like
Speaker 1: when you're just hopping in your car, even if you
Speaker 1: are doing the driving, it's like just getting car here
Speaker 1: and show up here. But like when when you ride
Speaker 1: your bike or like walk or you know, do something
Speaker 1: like that, it's a whole different It's good to have
Speaker 1: that variety.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And also like I feel like when you drive,
Speaker 2: like when I'm on the freeway, I'm like, shit, on
Speaker 2: the other side of the freeway wall might as well
Speaker 2: not exist because I'm just traversing through here, like I
Speaker 2: don't it's not real to me.
Speaker 1: And you do ride your bike on the freeway sometimes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. The lights on your bike you've said, are
Speaker 1: designed by the same people who designed lighthouses, and.
Speaker 2: Exactly exactly it does. Unfortunately, I guess blind other drivers.
Speaker 1: About the whole path. Everyone's just pulling over and closing
Speaker 1: their eyes.
Speaker 2: Sounds like an insurance scam to me, Man's just fucking
Speaker 2: get that insurance money.
Speaker 1: But to your point about like biking in urban areas,
Speaker 1: like some of them memories like when I am lying
Speaker 1: in bed and in the morning or at night, when
Speaker 1: you know, sleep isn't coming. So one of the things
Speaker 1: that I think about often is like, yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: believe I didn't die there. And it's a lot of
Speaker 1: things I did while I was like drunk or something.
Speaker 1: But also riding my bike in New York City and
Speaker 1: like being in between a car and a bus that
Speaker 1: is like drifting over and I've got like my arm
Speaker 1: on the bus like kind of.
Speaker 2: So be careful out there, but it is. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: can be really lovely. Yeah, it can be really lovely,
Speaker 2: true truer words.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, should we take a little break and
Speaker 1: come back. All right, we'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: And Trump is on the stand right now. All reports
Speaker 1: from inside the courtroom indicate that he is being exactly
Speaker 1: what you would expect.
Speaker 2: Paying attention to him for the past decade or so.
Speaker 1: He's just like combative, evasive when it comes to answering
Speaker 1: any questions, completely impossible to control. Heading it like, it's
Speaker 1: kind of amazing that we're still in this rhythm. We're
Speaker 1: heading in the mainstream, covers like this is a historical
Speaker 1: wondering if he'd like take the fifth or approach the
Speaker 1: judge like on the judge's terms, basically, but he's been,
Speaker 1: he's just every chance he has to testify, like he
Speaker 1: ignores the question and just like rants about how rich is.
Speaker 1: It's like in a trial where it's like this guy
Speaker 1: inflates his own value in a way that is illegal
Speaker 1: and fraudulent.
Speaker 2: He's just doing that like on the stand. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: are other things like when they're talking about like these
Speaker 2: financial statements, He's like, I mean, look, it says it's
Speaker 2: a worth a statement clause, so these aren't really documents
Speaker 2: makes paid attention to him, And the judge's been like,
Speaker 2: I've already told you that that is not an actual
Speaker 2: excuse or defense in here. So I don't know what
Speaker 2: the reason is you're saying it. And so that's the
Speaker 2: kind of shit he's doing. He's just like, I don't
Speaker 2: care if I don't give a fuck. I'm this is
Speaker 2: my reality. You can try and fucking alter it, but
Speaker 2: this is what I'm saying, and I don't know, I
Speaker 2: don't care if it doesn't make sense or is even
Speaker 2: legally viable as a defense at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's just in the same way that he
Speaker 1: challenged what a mainstream political candidate could get away with
Speaker 1: saying uh and just being like openly racist, and everyone's like, well,
Speaker 1: that'll sink him. And it doesn't like he's doing that
Speaker 1: in a courtroom with like the judge, Like he's attacking
Speaker 1: the judge and claim it's all a big plot against him,
Speaker 1: it like, and the judge has like issued an order
Speaker 1: that he like shouldn't attack, that he can't like attack him,
Speaker 1: and the judge keeps being like, lawyers, you better control
Speaker 1: your client or I will. But then like and do
Speaker 1: what exactly it's a.
Speaker 2: Real and what for what?
Speaker 1: The judge says, uh, not to say a thing? Trump
Speaker 1: says the thing. The judge seems frustrated, and then they
Speaker 1: take a recess and come back. And since they came
Speaker 1: back from the break quote, Judge Arthur Engern has appeared
Speaker 1: more restrained in his criticisms of Trump. He has stayed
Speaker 1: silent for most of Trump's testimony. Right, so, yeah, be
Speaker 1: treating it like a political rally. And I don't know,
Speaker 1: this is at a time when we'll we'll, I guess
Speaker 1: keep talking about this with a there's pulling out that
Speaker 1: suggests that he is like on on his.
Speaker 2: Way path to victory, on his way home to white
Speaker 2: home yeah or house. Yeah, I mean, it's interesting to see,
Speaker 2: like how I don't know if they're trying to do
Speaker 2: this too, like maybe you know, obviously incite the judge
Speaker 2: to try and get to try and appeal and be
Speaker 2: like this judge was just hostile to us the whole, right,
Speaker 2: I mean like look at it, look at it. I mean,
Speaker 2: obviously we provoked him, but like that's I feel like
Speaker 2: probably another potential last ditch legal strategy is to try
Speaker 2: and just get the judge to blow up, and then
Speaker 2: how are we ever going to get a fair trial
Speaker 2: with this dude responding to our provocations like this?
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know, but yeah, it's it's a judge,
Speaker 1: like the judges determining what happens here. It's not a
Speaker 1: jury trial, so he's not like out here proving a
Speaker 1: point to a jury. He's like kind of sparring with
Speaker 1: the guy who's ultimately going to make the decision here,
Speaker 1: and I guess he's just trying to undermine the credibility
Speaker 1: of that decision ultimately. But this was kind of the
Speaker 1: first time that I was like, oh, yeah, none of
Speaker 1: none of the stuff, Like when people are being like, wait,
Speaker 1: so he'll be elected president and sentenced to jail time,
Speaker 1: and it's like he's not gonna do like he will
Speaker 1: flagrantly use his power and influence to avoid going to prison,
Speaker 1: like it will just be a complete undermining of the
Speaker 1: judicial system.
Speaker 2: Like that's yeah, like this is we've already said to
Speaker 2: like in you know, his judge, like one of his
Speaker 2: lawyers was like, he has a secret Service, he can't
Speaker 2: go to jail or whatever, like sort of making it
Speaker 2: seem like the Secret Service would prevent him from like
Speaker 2: being taken away to jail. It's more so like reconciling.
Speaker 2: What do you do when someone has Secret Service protection
Speaker 2: for life and then they have to go to jail. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they do. They join the Nirtagno's gang prison gang to
Speaker 2: part of his protection. Detail. I don't know, we don't know,
Speaker 2: but yeah, those that's the White House arrest exactly, Like
Speaker 2: what the fuck is it? Yeah, the polling We'll get.
Speaker 1: To that in a second, but yeah, I mean detail
Speaker 1: that like that. There was a headline that was like
Speaker 1: a New York Times article that was like a conviction
Speaker 1: might sink Trump And then when you like look at
Speaker 1: the numbers of this latest polling that is like dismal
Speaker 1: for Biden. It's like a six percent swing. Six percent
Speaker 1: of voters about like across all these poles are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I might switch to Biden if Trump gets convicted, Like
Speaker 1: six percent, it's like such a small number, and you're
Speaker 1: assuming that they're actually going to stick there. It is,
Speaker 1: got him, got his ass, fine, they don't give a fight.
Speaker 2: He is what he does. They liked what he stands for.
Speaker 2: He want they want him to bring on the Ethno state.
Speaker 2: That's what they're fucking with. So again, like we said,
Speaker 2: unless he becomes anti Ethno state, suddenly he's not going
Speaker 2: to do ship. Yeah. Oh man, but we'll see, man,
Speaker 2: we'll see, We'll see, we'll see. I mean it would
Speaker 2: be interesting because at a certain point, I'm sure that
Speaker 2: like the media, that even right wing media would try
Speaker 2: and figure out a way like is this actually the
Speaker 2: best thing? Like do we just try and have this
Speaker 2: guy be like hey, man, we got to vote for him.
Speaker 2: He's gonna go to jail, or be like this is
Speaker 2: like what how are we going to fucking do anything? Yo?
Speaker 2: But I don't think they care. We've seen where their
Speaker 2: heads are at. So hey, one day at time, one
Speaker 2: day at a time, one day.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be weird. Yeah, elsewhere, not in the US.
Speaker 1: Just so much horrifying news coming out of Gaza.
Speaker 2: But one truly.
Speaker 1: Horrific absurdity from this weekend that is worth mentioning is
Speaker 1: the Israeli Heritage Minister was asked in an interview about
Speaker 1: a hypothetical nuclear option and responded, that's one way, which
Speaker 1: even like mainstream Israeli broadcasters were like, wait, what the
Speaker 1: fuck did you just say?
Speaker 2: You said there's a nuclear option. There's one way to
Speaker 2: I mean it could be. I mean it's to the
Speaker 2: point where like even Nan Yaho's office like they like
Speaker 2: they hooked him. They're like, Okay, now this guy's gone.
Speaker 2: He didn't know what he's talking about. He doesn't need
Speaker 2: to say anything any or anymore out loud. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: then this dude tried to backpedal, yeah, and said his
Speaker 2: comment was metaphorical, right, and he's like, it was metaphor.
Speaker 2: I said metaphorically drop an atom bomb on me. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, is this one of the few times that's
Speaker 2: saying it was metaphorical as a defense is actually worse.
Speaker 1: Right, because they are metaphorically already doing that in terms
Speaker 1: of like the tonnage of explosions that are being dropped
Speaker 1: on guys already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right exactly, Like what the twenty five hundred
Speaker 2: sum ton or twenty five thousand tons of explosives that
Speaker 2: have already been dropped equals two nuclear bombs? Yeah, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you saying? Like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to literally use an atom bomb on innocent Palestinians, but
Speaker 2: it's like a nice metaphor to describe how I desire
Speaker 2: to kill massive amounts of innocent civilians. Yes, like what
Speaker 2: the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and discriminate, Yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 2: And then then after that, like after this guy was suspended,
Speaker 2: uh Netan Yahu's office is like saying, like, you know,
Speaker 2: the IDF is quote operating in accordance with the highest
Speaker 2: standards of international law. Holy shit, are you for real
Speaker 2: right now? Because all these experts on international law are
Speaker 2: saying that you guys are running completely a foul of
Speaker 2: those norms. Yeah, but here we are. And then like,
Speaker 2: you know, just sort of to bring the focus back
Speaker 2: to the US, right, we're still seeing like retribution against
Speaker 2: people that are vocally opposed to Israel's ethnic cleansing campaign,
Speaker 2: Like two writers at the New York Times surprise, were
Speaker 2: ousted for signing an open letter that condemned the ongoing
Speaker 2: genocidal actions of the Israeli government. Yeah, and it's like
Speaker 2: sort of against this backdrop, there was a really good
Speaker 2: opinion piece in the Philadelphia in Choir actually that will
Speaker 2: link to in the footnotes. That's kind of encapsulates a
Speaker 2: lot of I feel like what we talk about on
Speaker 2: this show about like the media is unable to contend
Speaker 2: with anything that's happening right now, like at all, and
Speaker 2: it's honestly costing us what's left of you know, this
Speaker 2: so called quote unquote American democracy, whatever this is. But like,
Speaker 2: if speaking truth to power is there is reason to
Speaker 2: be forced to resign from a newspaper, we might as
Speaker 2: well just let Trump move into the White House now, right,
Speaker 2: Like mainstream media can barely say words like white supremacy
Speaker 2: or call racist actions racist without carering in fear of
Speaker 2: right wing backlash. And we Trump has made it clear
Speaker 2: if when he is in power again, he will go
Speaker 2: scorched earth on everything like the media, activist groups, district attorneys, judges,
Speaker 2: And he hasn't hid the fact that he and his
Speaker 2: allies are preparing like groups of craven lawyers to do
Speaker 2: exactly that.
Speaker 1: So you're like, my entire career has been is just
Speaker 1: attacking anybody who opposes him in court, so exactly just
Speaker 1: be a complete cluster fuck.
Speaker 2: Like and currently, right, the media can't even bring itself
Speaker 2: to use words like ethnic cleansing. And this is when
Speaker 2: like human rights groups and experts in the very subject
Speaker 2: are screaming at the top of their lungs that these
Speaker 2: atrocities are at the very least war crimes, yes, if
Speaker 2: not the textbook definition of ethnic cleansing. Right. And that's
Speaker 2: but then you'll see, like you know again just sort
Speaker 2: of like this back and forth, like the both sidesing
Speaker 2: of it. Like, but sometimes they'll use the word like
Speaker 2: the words of these human rights groups to paint like
Speaker 2: an adversary of the US, and that's why they're bad
Speaker 2: in sanctions and fighting. Right, But in this sense, let's
Speaker 2: just completely ignore everything, right, So I don't know, I mean,
Speaker 2: like the push Like, I don't know how the media
Speaker 2: will push back against a full on fascist takeover of
Speaker 2: the government if they can't even like use the right
Speaker 2: words to describe things push back on anything. Right now,
Speaker 2: The Washington Post wrote a puff piece on speaker Mike Johnson,
Speaker 2: Like we told you this guy is from the cave
Speaker 2: era of like Christian norms. Okay, Like it's not even
Speaker 2: like no Q. He thinks the world is six thousand
Speaker 2: years old. Yeah, and him and his son there was
Speaker 2: like leaked audio about how him and his son used
Speaker 2: that app Covenant Eyes to make sure nobody's.
Speaker 1: They actually I saw that they like he talked about
Speaker 1: how they kind of compare notes on like Nott and.
Speaker 2: How they're doing great. We're both not just stroking it job.
Speaker 2: We're doing great.
Speaker 1: D just checking in hope you're good. I haven't jacked
Speaker 1: off yet.
Speaker 2: Yep, all right, I love your son. Don't check off, dad.
Speaker 2: But like this piece in the Washington Post is called
Speaker 2: quote howse speaker Mike Johnson's Louisiana hometown guided by faith
Speaker 2: and family. Oh cool, this is wow. These guys are
Speaker 2: Christo fascists. Yeah, but we're doing this whole thing of
Speaker 2: like oh and it's like quaint and he's like he
Speaker 2: doesn't like yell a lot, so it's okay. So I
Speaker 2: just think it's really bad because I think the mainstream perspective,
Speaker 2: especially in the US, is to just ignore everything that
Speaker 2: is going wrong with the United States. Like that's why
Speaker 2: Biden's polls are in the shitter right now, and his
Speaker 2: own advisors and other like you know, consultants like on
Speaker 2: the big d democratic like campaign machine are saying shit like, oh,
Speaker 2: the second term is in the bag already, Like, don't
Speaker 2: worry about these poles. Don't worry about these poles. It's
Speaker 2: in the fucking bag. Yeah, and it's you're just like
Speaker 2: what planet are you all on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it really like I saw some of the
Speaker 1: like crooked guys coming coming forward and being like, well, no,
Speaker 1: I think I think there's a lot of work to do,
Speaker 1: but like we just need to remind him of like
Speaker 1: remind everybody of his accomplishments and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: But just like totally ignoring or how scary the Trump
Speaker 2: We got to remind people how scary the Trump presidency
Speaker 2: is going to be. That is so cynical, right, you
Speaker 2: know what, not to completely ignore people who are like
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I also see some people see
Speaker 2: their vote as like a part of their like like
Speaker 2: they're endorsing the morality of a candidate or something, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Like that that's how they're tied
Speaker 2: to things, but they don't see that happening. I just don't.
Speaker 2: I really, It's just really scary, like whether or not,
Speaker 2: you know, you want to vote for Biden, to think
Speaker 2: that you can look at everything that's happening in the
Speaker 2: United States and have the tone be like we're good, babe,
Speaker 2: We're good guys. That is definitely not going to help
Speaker 2: people who want Biden to have another term at all,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It's just like so wild,
Speaker 2: Like you know, it's like they don't want to acknowledge
Speaker 2: again that this country, like they we would rather put
Speaker 2: the emphasis on like students that made a fundraiser for
Speaker 2: their sick teacher rather than acknowledge how broken our healthcare
Speaker 2: system is and how how underpaid the very people were
Speaker 2: counting on to educate our kids are. Or they want
Speaker 2: to ignore that we are a party to genocide right now,
Speaker 2: or they want to ignore that we will let our
Speaker 2: children die from gun violence and do fuck all about it,
Speaker 2: and they want to ignore violent inequality. It's like they
Speaker 2: just it feels like they don't want to get their
Speaker 2: hands dirty with like talking about that shit. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: the fact is most of us are already in the muck.
Speaker 2: So just fucking acknowledge it rather than do this like
Speaker 2: rhetorical gas lighting, because that's not this like us in
Speaker 2: the bag talk is such a such a smack in
Speaker 2: the face to people who really need help, who really
Speaker 2: need things to change urgently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in terms of like what because they're David Actel Rudd,
Speaker 1: who is like one of Obama's like main campaign advisor people,
Speaker 1: is like saying that Biden shouldn't run, but like the
Speaker 1: Democratic Party in general, like who are they advocating instead
Speaker 1: of Biden?
Speaker 2: Because they're not. No one said anything, right, So it's just,
Speaker 2: you know, other than that, it's like, you know, Cornell
Speaker 2: West is running, is a third party person, and that
Speaker 2: that's already gonna. That's already gonna. I don't know who
Speaker 2: knows what attack mode they go into, because we've seen
Speaker 2: what happens when progressives people who are to the left
Speaker 2: of like a Democratic candidate, what happens there the media
Speaker 2: treatment is there, Yeah, but I mean it's it's truly
Speaker 2: one of those things where it's like I think a
Speaker 2: lot of people are trying to figure out how are
Speaker 2: they going to use their leverage as voters to try
Speaker 2: and get something to work in the right way, and
Speaker 2: a lot of people feel very cynical right now. And
Speaker 2: it doesn't help when you have like the people who
Speaker 2: are like whispering into the president's E're like, don't worry
Speaker 2: about it, don't worry about it, don't worry. These are
Speaker 2: just haters. These are just haters. These are just haters.
Speaker 2: But like, you know, I have a feeling in the
Speaker 2: next month, you're going to see more and more pieces
Speaker 2: being written up about is it bad for Biden right now?
Speaker 2: You know, like progressive outlets have been saying that, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm it's like going to get to the point where,
Speaker 2: like with this polling now this has been like a
Speaker 2: huge news piece where everyone's like, holy shit, like he's
Speaker 2: leading in the five swing states that you.
Speaker 1: Need down the barrel of another Trump presidency.
Speaker 2: Right and then and then but then you see like
Speaker 2: a lot of the mainstream coverages to be like, well,
Speaker 2: people just got to be reminded how bad it will
Speaker 2: be with Trump, right. But yeah, I'm I'm sorry because
Speaker 2: because the mass shootings went away since the Biden administration,
Speaker 2: because like medical debt has like been completely erased because
Speaker 2: of Joe Biden, And I get that there are things
Speaker 2: that are improving. But that's the whole point of being
Speaker 2: a voter and having a vote. They're courting your support.
Speaker 2: So if you say I actually need these things and
Speaker 2: you're ignored, that's not good. That's not a winning strategy.
Speaker 1: I feel like their answer is going to ultimately be
Speaker 1: to like replace Kamala Harris with somebody else on the ticket,
Speaker 1: you know, just blame it on her.
Speaker 2: Basically, Oh my god, that would be so text book.
Speaker 2: That was to the point that makes what the Democratic
Speaker 2: Party is going to do. Yeah, just blame this woman
Speaker 2: of color for this guy failures as a president or
Speaker 2: perceived failures. I'm like, let's not let's not go. Let's
Speaker 2: not see too far into the future non white yet. Okay,
Speaker 2: we got a good news cycle out of better too. Yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 1: Right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
Speaker 1: and we're back. We're back, all right. A couple lighter
Speaker 1: bullshit stories. Homer Simpson will no longer strangle Bart Simpson.
Speaker 2: H fucking Simpson's gone woke too, now, am I You're right?
Speaker 2: The wokes I didn't realiz. Okay, it's great.
Speaker 1: So the detail about the story, my mind, The thing
Speaker 1: that blew my mind, was that like he was still
Speaker 1: doing it in like the twenty nineteen twenty twenty season,
Speaker 1: Like there's a part in the last time was a
Speaker 1: Homer choking Bart and like Millhouse is there and like
Speaker 1: cowering in fear. Oh no, yeah, it's it's uh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: It never went away, which is kind of funny. I
Speaker 2: think it's always been a thing people are like, is
Speaker 2: that we're still doing that, like choking to the point
Speaker 2: that your tongue is coming out of your mouth like
Speaker 2: it does whenever they depict that in The Simpsons. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but like now they on the show. Now they're like
Speaker 2: saying it out loud that it's done.
Speaker 1: Yeah. In a recent episode, someone compliments Homer's firm grip
Speaker 1: and he responds, uh, see marg strangling the boy paid off,
Speaker 1: and then ads, just kidding, I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1: Times have changed, oh, which which almost feels times have changed.
Speaker 1: That's weird because time hasn't changed within the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have aged from being bar age too older than
Speaker 1: Homer at the beginning of the show, right, isn't he
Speaker 1: in his thirty Like he's like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and pop culture references have gone through like you know,
Speaker 1: hundreds of cycles, multiple like seven presidential administrations, but the
Speaker 1: characters within the show have remained the same age.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, someone has actually pointed out he was thirty
Speaker 2: four in the early episodes, thirty six in season four, Wow,
Speaker 2: thirty eight, and thirty nine in season eight, and then
Speaker 2: ten years later in season eighteen became forty. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 2: so maybe he is aging a little bit, but at
Speaker 2: a at a rate I can't even do the map,
Speaker 2: Like I don't even understand the proportions based on per
Speaker 2: season at this point. It's like you aged two years
Speaker 2: in one season and then eight ten years. Are you
Speaker 2: aged one year after ten seasons? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How does it convert to like dog years? It feels
Speaker 1: like the opposite of dog years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, almost like age at like point trees, Like if
Speaker 2: Homer has aged six years from the early episodes up
Speaker 2: to season eighteen, then it then I feel that I'm
Speaker 2: really sorry. I think Maggie has some kind of she
Speaker 2: might need some help, she might need to see it
Speaker 2: for sure. And the other kid, she's still small, like
Speaker 2: they're in the same grade essentially, right, Like it's not yeah,
Speaker 2: they Bart has hit puberty or anything. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a good fan theory about the purgatory
Speaker 1: that they all exist inside, So hit us up Zychang
Speaker 1: if you know of some good some good theory. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so they've been struggling with this one for a while,
Speaker 1: like all the way back in season twenty two, there
Speaker 1: was an episode in which Paul Rudd tries to cure
Speaker 1: Homer of his abusive ways, and it just like didn't work.
Speaker 2: Cure Homer of cure them of their or Paul.
Speaker 1: But it's caused, of course, people to jokingly say that
Speaker 1: the Simpsons has gone woke, and then a lot of
Speaker 1: other people ball saying the exact same thing but completely seriously, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Simpsons has gone woke. So yeah, it's funny because Simpsons.
Speaker 2: Who, like real Simpsons fans are just being using the
Speaker 2: sarcasm of like, I can't believe it, my Simpsons has
Speaker 2: gone woke, And then other people were like you see
Speaker 2: these takes on Twitter, like is I guess the Simpsons
Speaker 2: are about to go broke, right because they've gone woke?
Speaker 2: And then you're like, okay, cool American flag emojis in
Speaker 2: your displaying name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then there is a British Christmas commercial. I guess,
Speaker 1: I guess this is like a tradition that, uh, where
Speaker 1: are you familiar.
Speaker 2: With Marks and Spencer? Oh mns?
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely, So this is like the main department retailer,
Speaker 1: department store.
Speaker 2: And they've got it all. They've got Spencer, They've got
Speaker 2: it all. They've got food, you can buy, clothing, you
Speaker 2: can buy. I don't know why I became Trump. You
Speaker 2: can buy like kids every school uniforms, like you know,
Speaker 2: they don't they they got it, af they got it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the ad and I guess, like around this time
Speaker 1: their equivalent of the Mariah Carey you know viral video
Speaker 1: where she is broken free from a block of ice
Speaker 1: like Encino Man, like the these ads that announced the
Speaker 1: beginning of Christmas, and uh this one. This year's Christmas
Speaker 1: ad features stars like ted Lasso's Hannah Wattingham and Queer
Speaker 1: Eyes Tan France, ditching conventional Christmas trends like party hats
Speaker 1: and gingerbread houses by like shredding and blow torching them.
Speaker 1: They did not like pile drive Santa or anything like that,
Speaker 1: but it felt like that's where it was headed.
Speaker 2: But people are reacting, They're like, this is an abomination.
Speaker 1: It's it's just interesting that they're able to like pull
Speaker 1: It feels like a very calculated attempt to troll the
Speaker 1: right wing on a thing that you know the right
Speaker 1: will make a big deal about, but real people like
Speaker 1: aren't don't give it yet.
Speaker 2: Like the world don't you don't faint if you see
Speaker 2: a Santa hat go into a wood chipper, right, And and.
Speaker 1: The main thing that they're arguing against, like elf on
Speaker 1: a shelf really takes a.
Speaker 2: Beating in this one.
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, yeah there, which I think they're on
Speaker 1: point with their feeling that people are tired of elf
Speaker 1: on a shelf. And it's also like not one of
Speaker 1: the old Christmas traditions the other ones that they go
Speaker 1: after that I may maybe they are Christmas traditions in
Speaker 1: the US, but I was not aware that they were. So, uh,
Speaker 1: board games, I guess like, yeah, there's you know, you're
Speaker 1: with families, so there's board games. But I never thought
Speaker 1: of it as explicitly a Christmas tradition.
Speaker 2: Charades, Oh yeah, I feel like I see that in
Speaker 2: like in depictions of the holidays and like British dramas
Speaker 2: I've seen okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Party hats, the paper party hats I was familiar with,
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, and then Elf on a shelf come
Speaker 1: comes in for it and gets.
Speaker 2: And like what the whole thing is. Basically like I'm
Speaker 2: guessing the thrust of the commercials, Like yeah, man, because
Speaker 2: it's twenty twenty three and like we can do Christmas
Speaker 2: all kinds of fucking ways. You don't have to play
Speaker 2: charades with your aunt.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's basically like these celebrities getting fed up with
Speaker 1: these very specific traditions. It's kind of a mess, to
Speaker 1: be honest with you, Like, it's just they're they're doing
Speaker 1: the Christmas thing and then they just like decide to
Speaker 1: light one of their Christmas decorations on fire, and it's
Speaker 1: not clear like which ones they're saying are good.
Speaker 2: And which ones they're saying are bad.
Speaker 1: I think I think the point is like I like
Speaker 1: this one and I don't like this one, and I
Speaker 1: should be allowed to destroy the ones that I don't
Speaker 1: like and be like kind of cranky and scoogy about
Speaker 1: other people, right yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh man, Well, I mean I feel like, just if
Speaker 2: you want to do a commercial that speaks to like
Speaker 2: the real spirit of Christmas. Just show how nobody actually
Speaker 2: gives a fuck about Jesus, right, you know, and just
Speaker 2: lean into that, Like me, I'm being nice cause I
Speaker 2: want a kitchen knife, or like I want a Nintendo
Speaker 2: the what. I don't know, it's just about having this crap. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, man, I don't know. Every just that's that's
Speaker 2: the beauty of this, these weird ass holidays that are
Speaker 2: like vaguely religious, that have just been taken over by consumerism.
Speaker 2: It's like, just do whatever the fuck you want, man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: do you have a Christmas holiday that you're ready to
Speaker 2: see go in the woodchipper? A Christmas tradish? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Do you have a Christmas tradish that you're ready to
Speaker 1: see go in the wood chipper?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Going to fucking church? Amen, brother, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, get in the way of the Christmas gifts?
Speaker 2: Thank you. But I opted out of that pretty quickly
Speaker 2: when I was a kid. I don't know. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 2: I think it's That's what's so funny is I think
Speaker 2: growing up in a non traditional household, I was never
Speaker 2: forced to do anything traditional, so we always had our
Speaker 2: own weird ways of doing shit. It was always like
Speaker 2: this hybrid black Japanese Christmas. We would It's like there
Speaker 2: would be like I go to my grandparents and I'll
Speaker 2: get a healthy dose of Jesus over there, right, and
Speaker 2: then bring it on home. And then you know, my
Speaker 2: mom would have like we didn't have a tree, so
Speaker 2: she put like lights on a fucking lamp that was
Speaker 2: like really tall. Oh really yeah, because she's like, do
Speaker 2: you want a treat? I'm like I always said, I
Speaker 2: was like, is it presents? She's like, yeah, we'll have presents.
Speaker 2: I'm like, then you can put that shit under a mannequin.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck because for me, I just
Speaker 2: caught right. I just cut right to the chase. I'm like,
Speaker 2: give me gift. I don't know about no Nativity scene,
Speaker 2: the Three Wise Men, none of that. Just let me
Speaker 2: have a gift and let me open one on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1: That would have probably been even more controversial if they
Speaker 1: had thrown an entire church into a wood schipper.
Speaker 2: They'd probably Hey, if you want me to look, guys,
Speaker 2: I can write your right wing outrage bait like AADs
Speaker 2: so easily, and I'll do it for free, y'all, as
Speaker 2: long as you have the budgets to make them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, those are some of the things that
Speaker 1: are trending on this Monday, November six.
Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself,
Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and
Speaker 1: we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,