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Speaker 1: Nothing's coming to that table that I don't want to

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Speaker 1: And she's getting a little belligerent too and standing around

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Speaker 2: But it does it matter? He's like, so do it.

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Speaker 1: He's like, well, we don't do that. And it was

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Speaker 1: And I'm saying to young women in particular, if you

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Speaker 1: did not know an hour ago. Could happen on the

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Speaker 1: second date, and maybe they're less of a stranger, get

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Speaker 1: the fuck out. But like, this person is a stranger,

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Speaker 1: you don't know them, you don't owe them anything. Whoever

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Speaker 1: you know in common, you're worried about what they're gonna think.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. You go with your

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Speaker 1: best instinct and you get the fuck out of there