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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. Did so I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Popper. Kevin Popper, what's that? Well, we

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Speaker 1: just did have a few alte maniacs join us and

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Speaker 1: zoom before we began today, as threatened to our highest

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Speaker 1: level of patron support. So snat, but I digress. Let's

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Speaker 1: meet Rakami show no particular order. Let's quickly check in

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Speaker 1: with the Krakakowski for his two March comes in like

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Speaker 1: a lion report. Man, the lion is roaring right now.

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Speaker 1: We're two days in the march as of this recording.

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Speaker 1: And uh, the lion is hungry and uh it's uh,

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Speaker 1: I think it's got to get you know, food for

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Speaker 1: its cubs because you know, there's been a a drought

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Speaker 1: on the savannah. Yep. And um, so the lion this

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Speaker 1: you know, while the dude sits there lazy waiting together. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and uh, oh no, the lions brother is gonna murder him.

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Speaker 1: He's murder This is horrible. I'm just this is all

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Speaker 1: from a live Savannah cam that I'm watching. Are you

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Speaker 1: watching Forensic files or I think I'm watching The Lion

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Speaker 1: King okay, ah you are. Hey, there's chriss A Farado

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Speaker 1: mostly perfect. Mr fill in the blank please, Last time

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Speaker 1: I checked blank was happening life? Right, right, I mean, Ryan,

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Speaker 1: last time I checked life was happening life. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for that. Look out. It's James, Jeney, Johnny, Jimmy Jackson.

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Speaker 1: Do you know the definition of E equals mc squared? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: energy equals mass times too. So if you you've got

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Speaker 1: the energy of three pounds so close, it was so

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Speaker 1: confident you got you got E equals m. But you

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Speaker 1: left off the sea. Oh yeah, that's right, that's right. Uh,

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Speaker 1: that's the that's the curvature of a swing of your arm,

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Speaker 1: and that's how much energy. It's amazing how confident you're right, Chris.

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Speaker 1: You came in chest first, James, and drop the ball

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Speaker 1: at the one without Actually, if you guys didn't point

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Speaker 1: it out, I think a lot of people probably would

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Speaker 1: have believed it was right. Equal energy equals mass times

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Speaker 1: the speed of light? Yeah, is that not what I see?

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Speaker 1: You left off the speed of light and c stives

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Speaker 1: for speed of light for cuss speed of light and

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Speaker 1: now please walking back. Gary Anthony Williams Scientists, Hello, No,

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Speaker 1: compare gare when facing a deadly opponent in the garden,

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Speaker 1: What is your weapon of choice? My goodness, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you said that, because I have been doing a lot

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Speaker 1: of gardening lately, and you know this about me. Uh.

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Speaker 1: They call me Mr Green Black Found And the biggest

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Speaker 1: opponent that I see out there right now are grubs, uh.

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Speaker 1: And I don't have it in me to kill them.

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Speaker 1: You know what I do. My weapon of choice is

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Speaker 1: my gentle mitt and I put him in the green

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Speaker 1: recycling can and send them back to nature. And the

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Speaker 1: grubs looked like little worms are like big fat worms

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Speaker 1: with legs like they're big round. They look like big shrimp.

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Speaker 1: That's what grubs look like. Whoa fat? People eat them

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Speaker 1: in other countries. But here, isn't that also the plot

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Speaker 1: of your new Pixar pitch. We just see the grub

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Speaker 1: go into the thing and where yeah, he ends up

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Speaker 1: and then the garbage can. Yeah, that's then they start

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Speaker 1: their their journey. Yeah, and they which voice are you

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Speaker 1: doing in that, christ Alvarado? Oh, dude, tell them that

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Speaker 1: character you're playing. No? Oh, yeah, I would love to

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Speaker 1: carry carry will not let me work on the project.

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Speaker 1: And he's on the project. So it's said he's saying,

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Speaker 1: but I won't let him speak like he's like he's

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Speaker 1: one of those characters in animation that never says it

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Speaker 1: word yea. And yet still somehow on the one sheet, Hey,

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Speaker 1: let's do a damn show all of our scenes. Usins

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Speaker 1: gather from your listener, to emails or from a patron supporters. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we've been threatening for a while our Patreon AlCH maniacs.

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Speaker 1: That's the highest level of patron support to invite them

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Speaker 1: right now. Three of them, I'm gonna say their names,

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Speaker 1: whether they like it or not. Well, I'll say Allison, Jared,

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Speaker 1: and Ted, and so thank you to the three of

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Speaker 1: out to uh several AlCH maniacs to get this ball rolling,

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Speaker 1: and today we started finally and we're excited about that.

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Speaker 1: So if you want to support us in the patron effort,

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Speaker 1: it's patron dot com slash alchemy this If you'd like

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Speaker 1: to I don't know. Write an email with comments, questions

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Speaker 1: It's Alchemy the se email at gmail dot com and

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Speaker 1: alcumy seen one today comes from Patron v I P.

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Speaker 1: Greg Trikowski. Seems sketchy, Greg tried Kowski, Yeah it does.

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Speaker 1: Who wrote Hey, Alchemists? In today's episode, Kevin said, you

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Speaker 1: guys were light on emails, all right, you know what?

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Speaker 1: So I figured i'd send a scene suggestion here anyway,

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Speaker 1: scene suggestion lost in the mall. Thanks for the last,

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Speaker 1: Greg a Patreon v I P. Excuse me, excuse me,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, my fans. I've lost my parents,

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Speaker 1: I've and this is the only place that I really

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Speaker 1: feel safe. And I was wondering if I could sit

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Speaker 1: inside this ice cream shop while I wait for them.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely, because they take a fee right over here.

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Speaker 1: But why are you waiting on your payments, which I

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Speaker 1: have my doubt you will see in the next Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? Why you wait on them? Would you care

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Speaker 1: for the more? I scream of the war? Why am

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Speaker 1: I screaming? Isn't it just scream? At that point? Well, well,

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Speaker 1: you still got the name ice cream. But I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to argue with you. Okay, I'll try it. I'm hungry,

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Speaker 1: I haven't eaten. We came here really early. And let

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Speaker 1: me get on the loudspeaker while I serve up your

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Speaker 1: ice cream. What are your parents names? Hi? I just

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Speaker 1: call it mom and dad. Hold on, don't. Don't you

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Speaker 1: This is Michael Thompson from war Ice Scream Shop. This

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Speaker 1: is Michael Tonsil from war My Scream Shop. Looking for

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Speaker 1: I think your mother's name is mom. Just what I

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Speaker 1: and dad, they little boy was her name? Cheery? They

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Speaker 1: little boy? Jerry? That over here? Warm ice cream? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: a that we ditched him? What? What? What? What? How?

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Speaker 1: Was this a good idea? Honey? Can you put down

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Speaker 1: the turo for two? I conc wanted to get a

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Speaker 1: a mall is like a village, okay, and it takes

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Speaker 1: just don't you know what the announcer did say, Mom

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Speaker 1: so what's so concerning? Right, Someone's gonna get a description.

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Speaker 1: There's going to be a sketch artist. Well, then it's

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Speaker 1: especially important that we get our shopping done before that happens. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: what do you need? Uh? Part of me? Sir? Kind

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Speaker 1: of come into your office. I know you don't know.

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Speaker 1: Of course, of course you can come in. Please have

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Speaker 1: that's dead. Yes, it's mom and Dad. I was I

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Speaker 1: of course I'm going to give you a promotion. I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna You're not I'm not gonna let you down.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna be sorry. You give me this opportunity,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be happy. Because if you don't find this

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Speaker 1: And by the way, a mall is a village. Takes

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Speaker 1: and Dad, I can promise you you'll never work in

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Speaker 1: I what is this asations? I just need to know?

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Speaker 1: Do you have a child? Honey? Can I help? Can

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Speaker 1: We didn't we didn't bring a child names Jerry? First

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Speaker 1: Can we just go up to a ten? All right? Gar?

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Speaker 1: Hear some Flappy Road ice cream? Taste this one Flapper

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Speaker 1: Road with ice cream. It's really good and you don't

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Speaker 1: about walm ice cream, the heavier particles. Okay, you know

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Speaker 1: you know the the equation e equally m fief square. Right,

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Speaker 1: I'm six, I don't think so. I didn't realize that

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Speaker 1: didn't realize you were so young. You have the crane.

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Speaker 1: Actually wait, wait, wait, wait wait, I'm eight years old.

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Speaker 1: You know what's strange. There's a couple of years, like

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Speaker 1: first couple of years, I don't remember anything. So I

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Speaker 1: have to take my parents. Michael Wae, I'm sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: Can I get a cookies and cream pipe? Uokies and cream?

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Speaker 1: Did you wipe pipe? You want a pipe and hot

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Speaker 1: gookie and cream? Did you want that in a leaky cone?

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Speaker 1: Or did you want that in a perforated cup? Let

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Speaker 1: but you're waited also watching you, and it looks pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I think you could afford. How about this? Put it

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Speaker 1: in a cup, but I'll put just a pizza cone

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Speaker 1: is Jarry, by the way. He's either thick or eight thing.

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Speaker 1: Chief chief, Oh that's those are hurtful words. I'm a

416
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: good chief, are they? Why don't you call us numb

417
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: skulls again? By the bye? Alright, numb skulls? Okay, I think,

418
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 1: oh my god, you know what I'm quitting, that putting

419
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: my batch. I don't know who's gonna take over. Maybe

420
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: this guy that's got a couple of bullet wounds that

421
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: I can never remember his name what's your name for.

422
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,159
Speaker 1: I don't think you ever told me. I don't know.

423
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: I'm feeling light headed. You look pale. He's taking two bullets. Chief.

424
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,120
Speaker 1: Maybe we get him to hospital soon. Well, it's not

425
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 1: my job anymore. I'm quitting. Uh okay, right now, fellas. Anyway,

426
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: put this man on the table right now, nursus that

427
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go in through his stomach and left.

428
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 1: I have to go in through his stomach, stomach, stomach.

429
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 1: The bullets lost in his lifer, lifer. I mean, technically,

430
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: this is not my juristic. You're just radically mispronouncing. The

431
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: patient was making a point. Doctor. If you don't mind,

432
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 1: please continue on the table. I'm just going to put

433
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: my fight down his as a gust like I'm grabber police.

434
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 1: But this is this is uh, there was the problem.

435
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: The bullet is lodged against that's with three teas? Is

436
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 1: it not bullet? Absolutely it's lost. Someone gets this life

437
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 1: on the Tony. You need to talk to her, all right?

438
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: Hello is this Mrs Jenkins? Yeah? Okay, do you have

439
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: a refrigerator? Yeah? Of course? Was it possible there's a

440
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: Prince Albert in a can. I'm not entirely sure that

441
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:16,199
Speaker 1: wouldn't be in the fridge though. Good these children disguised

442
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: as yeah we are you really did cut you really

443
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: did cut me open. That's right, Tubby. There you go, Jarre,

444
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: And that is the school that I went to when

445
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,959
Speaker 1: I was a young boy. Enjoying your ice cream? Did

446
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: you get down to the nut? Yeah? Yeah, I'm not

447
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 1: gonna eat the rest of these because I don't like nuts.

448
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 1: But don't forget equals and fief. Glad I won't forget. Okay,

449
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: do you think my parents are ever gonna come? Or

450
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 1: do I just live here? Now? Oh that's a good question.

451
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: Let me call it the secuity man. Be poop poop

452
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: boo boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boopo boo

453
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: boo boo boo b B B doo doo boop boop

454
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: boop boop bee doop. Hello, secured man, secured man? Do

455
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: you have your phone up to your Yeah? What what? What?

456
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: What do you need that? Young Jerry? I told him

457
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,479
Speaker 1: that the story is of my school over at Peace Street,

458
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: and he is now still I'd droned on and on,

459
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: but looking for his parents. Okay, look, I'm doing my

460
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: best to pretend like I'm looking for him. I'm sorry.

461
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,719
Speaker 1: I've been doing your best to proteen to protend like

462
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: I'm looking for him. I'm sorry. He before I never

463
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: asked why. I never asked why. Yeah, but it's not

464
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: going so hot. It turns out his parents don't care

465
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: about him anyway, So I don't know what to do.

466
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: My point is, you get to keep him. He's yours.

467
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: If I'm keeping this child, I'm raising him the correct way,

468
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: that's dangerous. That's dangerous. I'm keeping this chip and I'm

469
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: gonna raise him on good grandma and warm screen. All right,

470
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: Just maybe ask me if he wants to live with you.

471
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: That's a good question, Jary. Did they find my dad

472
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: mom in a way? When were the least time that

473
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: you were raised by a man you met with the

474
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: boat of Wallen? Well, I guess either never or one

475
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: of those first couple of years that I don't remember.

476
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: Do you like it rooms? What had insane too? No? No,

477
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: he does not deserve to know what was actually uh glorious,

478
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: just glorious? Go on. I don't know why that runner

479
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: of to go On got us from Ted Garrett The

480
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: incorrect syllable emphasis made me laugh so loudly in my

481
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: conference room. I'm pretty sure my coworkers think I'm insane. Now, well,

482
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: then our work is done here. Thank you for that.

483
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: That's ted by the way, for you listeners. Who's joined

484
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: us in zoom as an alcha maniac status has afforded

485
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: him We're not going to see three, which is from

486
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: patron v I P. Ben Boom who were Hello, lovely

487
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: is if it's not too much trouble, I would love

488
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: for you to do some light improvising with my scene

489
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: suggestion A case for the Supreme Court Elton John v

490
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: Ricky Martin, all the best, Ben Boom? Ah, is everyone

491
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: just about done with their lunch. We've got a few

492
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: more cases to Uh, I'm almost done with mine. Could

493
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: you somebody help me get back into my room? Oh?

494
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: Here we go. God, this excelent might be the best

495
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: excel I've ever had. What everybody's going to just ignore me?

496
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: I need help get my room. Clarence, if you need

497
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: a different sized robe, you know there's a there's a

498
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: whole team that can then help you. I think you're

499
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: still wearing your rope from thirty years akil, Is it

500
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: a dial thing. I'm pretty sure that that rope is

501
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: too tighty for you me to taste it to see

502
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: if it's dill or is it the bread. I don't

503
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: want anybody to taste in my damn room. What the

504
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: hell is wrong with all of you? What's coming up

505
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: on the docket while you got your mouth for eggs? Sality?

506
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: What are we doing? See what we have here today?

507
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: We have guns? Good or bad? Good? Next came love

508
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: legal or illegal? Legal? Okay? We have Um did we settle?

509
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: Did we settle? Beetles v Stones? Beatles wind? Beatles? Hand

510
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: down beetles, beetles wind? Okay? Um? Cars? Can they still

511
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: use gas? I don't think we decided that one. Actually, okay,

512
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: I'll put that on the side. And then we got

513
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: this one today. Um, Elton John versus Ricky Martin. I

514
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: don't even know it has me. I was gonna fit

515
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: it actually has and I doing okay, Elton John versus

516
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: Ricky Martin? Were actually who actually has the world's heart?

517
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: Who actually has it? Oh? That is a good church.

518
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: And so the United States Supreme Court is settling that.

519
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: Oh you know what's unfortunate is this is this is

520
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: a really old case. We should have done this a

521
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: while pack probably we should have. It's it's it's been

522
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: on the docket for a while. It's been moving up

523
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: through the appellate court. I've been busy and making sure

524
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: no other color to get on this court. Okay, Clarence, Clarence,

525
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: it just seems I'm sorry, you prefer negrods. No, no, no,

526
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: pres Why don't we do what we always do when

527
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: these cases come across our shambo, our table. Second that

528
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: what we do. Secondly Russian bow, and then we just

529
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: do a quick you know, maybe we can solve it.

530
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: So let's just say, if you think Elton John has

531
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: has the heart of America, guns raise your hand, sidebar, Yeah, accepted?

532
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: Uh ro shambo v. Rock Paper Scissors? Did we ever

533
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: we ever decide that one? We never did, but it's

534
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: never been decided. Did we also decide do you open

535
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,479
Speaker 1: on the pronunciation of the third word or on the

536
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: fourth beat? Rock papers Scissors? Do you go? Then? You know,

537
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm afraid if we do this, we're gonna once again

538
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: let Elton John v. Who was the other? How can

539
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: you not pay that much? Ricky Martin? It's gonna fall

540
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: through the cracks Okay, okay, let's take a vote on

541
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: which we should do first. Okay, let's row chambo on

542
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: whether we should row chambo or do the rick, and

543
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: let's rock bass ladies. Ladies feel free to weigh in

544
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: on any of these issues. By the way, ladies, they're eating,

545
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: they're in their lunch. Ok Uh, Sophia, Amy, Nope, alright, Clarence,

546
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: can you button that robe? I can see your nipples.

547
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: I literally cannot fastened this robe. And in anyway I

548
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: need either someone to go outdn't get me some velk row.

549
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: The ladies might be able to do that. Okay, I've

550
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 1: got vel grow. Okay, continue, What are the fastness? Do

551
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: you have hooks? All right? Snap, let's do that a

552
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: combination of milk row hooks and snap. You know what

553
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 1: you need? You need that mumo thing that Homer Simpson

554
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: wore on that one episode when he got too big.

555
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: You need that mumo robe. Here comes a leader with

556
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: his Simpsons references again three years of a show? Can

557
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 1: you catch one episode? Is it? Part? Right? Here? We go?

558
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 1: Hold me closer? Tiny answer right, which, by the way,

559
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: I always pumlic listening guys, Hold me closer, so me

560
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,919
Speaker 1: that's a mark in the Elton John slot. It's also

561
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: fun to do someone shaved my wife tonight? Yes, yes,

562
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: if if only? Am I right? Go on, Clarence, you're

563
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: laughing too hard at that one? Was the replacement for

564
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 1: can you Feel the love tonight? Of course, it's what

565
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: what the hell are you talking? Am I gonna get

566
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: canceled for asking this question? Did anyone here? Don't let

567
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: your son go down on me tonight? All right? So listen,

568
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: we've obviously have discussed the merits of the Elton John

569
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: songs along with the funny versions. Were listening now I

570
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 1: want to present this to all of you. Are all

571
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: of you currently or have you ever lived? Love to loca?

572
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you specifically loca I have. I have not.

573
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: I'll just take myself out. I have not. Okay. By

574
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: the way, I always saying that as because I was

575
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: on African so far. You know, I was at a

576
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: coffee shop and I always seen that as given the Cheetah's,

577
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: Mocha's everybody in Africa laugh. We're getting more into weird

578
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: al parodies rather than just a simple miss here. Okay,

579
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 1: go on, I'm interested in this, um so so we

580
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: I do love giving the Cheetahs mochas, because that's fucking good.

581
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: That's selling no matter where you are, either at m

582
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: Street or or in Africa. But but um Cavana, I

583
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: don't think this is uh like did someone shave my

584
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 1: wife tonight? That's not a normal thing to miss here

585
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: given Cheetahs mochas, those are normal misheard things. You guys

586
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: are making the music better with better lyrics. Those are

587
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: marks against the starting to feel why it is we

588
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,439
Speaker 1: didn't try to settle this case? Well, can anybody name

589
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: one other Ricky Martin song other than the Cheetahs and

590
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,879
Speaker 1: the Machas, other than the Cheetahs and the Mocus. That's

591
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 1: a good Let's be honest. Let's be honest. And I'm

592
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: saying this as one George to another joke. Alright, alright,

593
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: this case is about who actually has the world's hearts. Yes,

594
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,399
Speaker 1: it is not about who knows more of the other

595
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: person's dam And I don't remember Elton John shaking his

596
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 1: do thing quite the way Ricky Martin has. And if

597
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna steal some hearts, I think you start with

598
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: the shaking of the do thing. Absolutely, Ladies, do you

599
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: agree you're nodding, nodding. That's a good isn't that a good? Pickle? Justice?

600
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: So Tomayo just said she bangs bangs. I think she

601
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: didn't say it as much as she did call it

602
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: out as one of his songs and hit her gavel down.

603
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 1: That's right, she banged her gavel to and that that

604
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: reminded me of she bangs. Listen, let's think about the

605
00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: ramifications of this case. There's a great suggestion. What happens

606
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: if we give it to Elton or Ricky Martin? How

607
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,439
Speaker 1: does that affect the world? The world? Okay, keep going

608
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: with that question that thread. Let's let's let's take our

609
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: shoes off and walk on that rope. What if if

610
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: Ricky wins, It's very possible. A whole bunch of people

611
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: are going to start living the crazy life again thinking

612
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: it's okay. I'm worried, thinking what's okay living a crazy life?

613
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: That's what means live in Lavida Loca? About you do you?

614
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 1: Let's start there. What my whole thing is telling other

615
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: people what they can and can't do. Keep talking. Well,

616
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 1: I am a judge, I'm a Supreme Court judge. I'm

617
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: afraid I do have to agree with him on this.

618
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: Elton John is trying to make us be better people,

619
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: as he said, and he shall be a good man. Yes,

620
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 1: he shall be Lebron James. He said that. So if

621
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: we if we take what Elton is saying. Wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait, Clarence, do you think that song is

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Speaker 1: about Lebron James? Correct? The song is leave on? Could

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Speaker 1: you please help me with my room? No? I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't. Then I'm sorry. I still believe it was

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Speaker 1: about I'm afraid I'm gonna cut my hand on your nipples.

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Speaker 1: Do you like that? You like that? No? Not at all.

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Speaker 1: I suggest we all take just another lunch break, just

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Speaker 1: a quick but speaking of lunch, Speaking of lunch, when's

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Speaker 1: the last time any any of you hadna? Now, that's

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Speaker 1: where the Martin fella came from. Originally, that was the

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Speaker 1: first we knew of the Martin was on the manudo thing.

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Speaker 1: It's the first we knew of the Martin right right,

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Speaker 1: and manudo Spanish that means something like little change. If

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Speaker 1: I'm not missing a little change, I think it's a

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Speaker 1: tiny dancer, tin of dance, A little change over closer,

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Speaker 1: tiny answer, closer, cheetachacha. Well I'm just looking at the

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Speaker 1: I believe that with the paperwork cure Elton John, Is

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Speaker 1: this your honor? May I approach? Yeah? All right, Um sir,

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Speaker 1: what have you changed your deodorant or something? I'm getting

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Speaker 1: a different, very uh pungent smell coming cosmeo, like cinnamon

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Speaker 1: and kuman. It's like a cumeny pungent and cinnamon comen punching.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't put my finger on your wonderful aroma. Couman

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Speaker 1: is definitely driving at home. But you, sir, you're coming

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Speaker 1: off as maybe you think you think you smell that

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Speaker 1: on me. But let me say this as as a judge,

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Speaker 1: let me say this to you, good sir. Yes, I

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00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 1: am all brother, and you are all glued right, so

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00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: it bounces off of me and then therefore, by the

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Speaker 1: losses of sound, argument sounds like sound. So yeah, the

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Speaker 1: pungent thing that's happening from from your honor? Uh? Did

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Speaker 1: you come here right from the gym? Without maybe? I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: where are you going? Where are you going? He smells hard?

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Speaker 1: And I can't sit That's that's the whole point. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's it, yep, that's all I got. I can't sit

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Speaker 1: here anymore I'm gonna someone switch it, Okay, not you,

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00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: someone switching one of the ladies. Yeah, maybe it's one

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Speaker 1: of the ladies. Mayor Okay, she's switching with you, if

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Speaker 1: I may, If I made it back to this case

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Speaker 1: Elton John, first of all, he wanted Lebron to be

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Speaker 1: a good man. Secondly, now, secondly, he cared about his children.

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Speaker 1: Remember that song rocket Man really say I miss I

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Speaker 1: miss my life. I think that's the Bowie song. You're

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Speaker 1: conflicting space oddity with rocket Man. I'm not sure it's

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Speaker 1: still a very good argument. I think he said Mars

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Speaker 1: ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact,

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Speaker 1: it's cold as hell. I also did say I missed

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Speaker 1: my wife, I missed the earth so much. I think

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Speaker 1: that was so so these are these are separate. But

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Speaker 1: at the same time, I have to say that he

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Speaker 1: also said there's no one that raised them for you

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Speaker 1: if you did saying that he is the responsibility of

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Speaker 1: his children, that's true, that's true. And I do also

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Speaker 1: recall him saying that's too much cocaine, No thank you,

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Speaker 1: not not in any of the songs. Just right, interesting, interesting,

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Speaker 1: I know which way I'm ready to rule, and is

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00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,800
Speaker 1: everyone else ready, I do too, yes, okay, okay, so

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Speaker 1: we all say it on the kind of three as

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00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 1: we usually do. Then okay, ladies already okay, they already

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Speaker 1: is well, who always sitting on the account of three?

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Speaker 1: Are we going to do it on the four? Say?

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Speaker 1: And we'll all say three? And then we lost it

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Speaker 1: on the three on it gets lost. Keep going with this,

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Speaker 1: This is confused. The Cup of Life, Cup of Life,

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00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,479
Speaker 1: that World Cup, the World Cup song? Is there, Ricky Martin,

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00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: that's another Ricky Martin, Yes, yes, yes, all right and

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Speaker 1: one to three Ricky Martin, John, I'm ready to say

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00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: this country is so divided, and that is our show today.

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Speaker 1: Bah bah bah bah bah bah. Very first episode with

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Speaker 1: three Alcamaniacs from the patron support in the zoom with us.

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Speaker 1: I hope they enjoyed themselves as well, I think Alison,

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Speaker 1: Jared and Ted. And let's go around the horn as

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Speaker 1: it were, with the thanking of the Alchemist, starting of

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Speaker 1: course with Mr Gary Anthony Williams. Gary, Yes, sir, welcome back.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so damn much, guys. This has been a

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Speaker 1: real American pleasure. Thank you so much. Yeah, um, your

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Speaker 1: travels have been safe, and you you weren't plentiful, and

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Speaker 1: that's what we as you know, nothing could go nothing,

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Speaker 1: no thing can go wrong. So yeah, yeah, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: all good out there and that wild, wonderful world. And

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Speaker 1: we thank you for being here. Thank you guys, Chris

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Speaker 1: Anthony Alvarado, Thank you as well. Garry. Do you say

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Speaker 1: this has been a great American pleasure? Really it? Really? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I want to second that I don't know all the

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Speaker 1: perks of benefits that come with being an American, but

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Speaker 1: I know that this is one of them. This is

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Speaker 1: one of them. Being able to have some fun with

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Speaker 1: some friends, has some more friends joining on the zoom.

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Speaker 1: I feel good. It has been a great American pleasure, everybody.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Craig Kowski. How you feeling? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I mean, whenever you know we can get all of

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Speaker 1: our spot on Supreme Court Justice depressions out, you know,

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Speaker 1: because I know that Alvarado's were working on that. John

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Speaker 1: Roberts for a while, James is Gorsitch and uh, you

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Speaker 1: know you were a leader. I of course was Brett Kavanaugh,

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Speaker 1: and I think Gary was retiring Stephen Bryer so close.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Craig for being here so much. Fun James Heeney, Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for having me on March Wednesday, which you should

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Speaker 1: have time to book your tickets and fly to California.

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Speaker 1: Bear Supply has Gotta show at eight pm at the

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Speaker 1: west Side Comedy the west Side Comedy Theater in Santa Monica.

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Speaker 1: Go to west Side Comedy dot com. They got a

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Speaker 1: full calendar for all the dates. Will be back there

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Speaker 1: again in April. If you're uh, if you enjoyed or

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Speaker 1: didn't the March show, UH right to us at Alchemy

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Speaker 1: this email at gmail dot com. I'm your host, Kevin Pollas,

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Speaker 1: Thank god Mr Doug Banner, producer, engineer to the stars

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Speaker 1: and all the fine folks that are media. And I repeat,

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Speaker 1: I am your host, Kevin Pollak. Be kind to each other,

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Speaker 1: and uh tell everyone you've ever met about is continue

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Speaker 1: to write reviews until next time. Al