Speaker 1: Let me go Brodian scary start up, star Up, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: start up, Brooklyn Boys data they making noise, data up
Speaker 1: episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Oh eight, we've done
Speaker 1: a lot of these. I'm gonna do the math figure
Speaker 1: out how many we've done. I wonder how many actually
Speaker 1: we've done one oh nine? Yeah, and I dont have
Speaker 1: to count episode zero, right, And then I did a
Speaker 1: bonus interview but that we didn't count that. It didn't
Speaker 1: count number now we didnt number. We're like bonus. Called
Speaker 1: it a bonus and it got the most episode listen.
Speaker 1: It was interview of U Jeremy Pit Jeremy Piven, who
Speaker 1: was great. Yeah, okay, so this is Friday or day late.
Speaker 1: We had a holiday party yesterday. We want to get
Speaker 1: to that later. A lot to talk about the holiday party,
Speaker 1: Yes we do, and not only that, U with the
Speaker 1: recap Thanksgiving, want to read yes, which includes my trip
Speaker 1: to Disney and my trip to my house in Brooklyn
Speaker 1: where Aunt Millie she didn't want to go back to
Speaker 1: the assistant, so as I always do. Oh, I got
Speaker 1: here that and then she pretended to fall asleep on
Speaker 1: the bark or lounge. So here's what I love about.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, could you take me back tomorrow? Here's what
Speaker 1: I love about. The slices are slices are fantastic listeners.
Speaker 1: I go to Disney, the happiest place on earth, and
Speaker 1: people are tweeting me, can't wait to hear what was wrong,
Speaker 1: can't wait to hear your rant and so don't worry.
Speaker 1: Plenty went wrong, plenty of ranting, some free dessert stories,
Speaker 1: a lot of good thing. But the thing is, you
Speaker 1: would think that a company like Disney would have their
Speaker 1: ship buttoned up. Well, you'll hear, I will, I will
Speaker 1: be graphics now. I would feel like they, of all people,
Speaker 1: wouldn't need to give out free to see you would
Speaker 1: think you would think I would think that they were
Speaker 1: there so perfect. And I go there. We go there
Speaker 1: almost every year in service. That's we save up for.
Speaker 1: We go for a few days. Uh, and listen, I
Speaker 1: love Disney. Nothing bad to say at Disney. But there
Speaker 1: were some experiences not up to part we'll talk about that.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. How tell you how proud my daughter
Speaker 1: made me of her in one of the experiences. So proud? Uh.
Speaker 1: And then I'm I'm going to tease forward and tease something.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna mention my problem with gender reveal parties because
Speaker 1: I did tease that last episode, I didn't get to it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you about you know, I'm gonna slip
Speaker 1: this in Tales over Cocktails. I'm not sure how I
Speaker 1: feel about this. Remind me that our friends down the
Speaker 1: hall who do the podcast Tales of the Cocktails, whom
Speaker 1: have an issue with them. I'm not sure how I feel.
Speaker 1: And I promise you this is not one of those like, yeah, sure, okay,
Speaker 1: I have some audio. I have not let Scary here.
Speaker 1: I was just able to download it. Hopefully we'll plan
Speaker 1: on the big Elvis stran in morning show on Monday.
Speaker 1: But the files are really large. I had to figure
Speaker 1: how to upload them. I knew how to do it,
Speaker 1: but I uploaded him that I got them, but they
Speaker 1: were hard last night. I didn't have them ready in
Speaker 1: time for the morning show this morning, so I apologized
Speaker 1: to I have. I have two clips I made into three,
Speaker 1: but they're two clips. Scary has not heard It's not
Speaker 1: a bit, it'sy has not heard them. No, because in fact,
Speaker 1: you kicked me out of the studio. I did put
Speaker 1: them into did in fact we're in the backup studio
Speaker 1: where I run the board. Yeah, so because I can't
Speaker 1: even let him see the board, I don't want him
Speaker 1: see the button is nothing. So he's running the controls today, right,
Speaker 1: So I want? I wanted? Scary is honest reaction to this,
Speaker 1: because so I'm telling you, this is the kind of
Speaker 1: sound you're gonna go back and listen to again and again.
Speaker 1: It's one of those I think we'll have it on
Speaker 1: the show. I think it'll be good sound for the show.
Speaker 1: Quality's like all like goofy look, and he has no idea.
Speaker 1: It's obviously making fun of me. Something I might have
Speaker 1: set on a microphone somewhere. It was drunk. I'm not okay.
Speaker 1: Let me just preface this. I was drunk at the
Speaker 1: company party yesterday. We had an afternoon party, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, is brilliant because it gives everybody the afternoon off,
Speaker 1: so you were pretty much work a half day. In
Speaker 1: the second half you spend drinking. I did not get
Speaker 1: any sound from the party. It's not what it's about.
Speaker 1: Because at one point I did say scrophone at the
Speaker 1: company and I was yelling into the mic. I said
Speaker 1: to stay aged first before you finished this. So they
Speaker 1: had ten bags. Uh. We threw raffle tickets and each
Speaker 1: one represented a prize head phones. By the way, listen,
Speaker 1: let's not let's call it what it is. It's a
Speaker 1: Chinese auction. Okay, fine, that's no. No, no, Now they
Speaker 1: refer to them as tricky trays because the PC police
Speaker 1: and the snowflakes. No no, no, everyone's pissed. No, you
Speaker 1: can't say Chinese snow flakes and have now call it
Speaker 1: the tricky tray. That's what it's a tricky trade for
Speaker 1: a long time. Now. No, it's a Chinese auction. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what they're called at Scary Jones. I don't know
Speaker 1: why they changed the name. I don't know how what
Speaker 1: was offensive? Hold on? Is there something wrong? D hold on?
Speaker 1: Look at your phone. Why is it called the Chinese auction?
Speaker 1: This gotta be If it's something offensive and racist, then
Speaker 1: I apologize. Oh hold on, Oh yeah, you don't want
Speaker 1: to do that. We were. Chinese auction is also known
Speaker 1: as a penny raffle or chance auction. At the time,
Speaker 1: Chinese laborers were paid low wages, and Chinese came to
Speaker 1: mean cheap in American slang. But it doesn't mean. That
Speaker 1: doesn't mean cheap because the raffle tickets are inexpensive. This
Speaker 1: perhaps has led to the characterization. So there's an article
Speaker 1: from the New York Times. Uh yeah, so it's called
Speaker 1: that because it's a cheap auction. There are multiple sites. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was cheap. You know how much? Tickets were free?
Speaker 1: The tickets were free. But why are they trying to associate?
Speaker 1: Let's check Wikipedia? Hold on, Oh my god, ah well,
Speaker 1: they want my two seventy five to use to use Wikipedia? No, thanks,
Speaker 1: just put an ad up at the top. No, you
Speaker 1: know what you do the work to write Wikipedia. The
Speaker 1: people write Wikipedia. What do you have to pay them? Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you find? Oh? No, this? Wikipedia says it's
Speaker 1: unclear whether this type of auction actually originated in Chinese.
Speaker 1: It is much more likely the term derives from chance auction,
Speaker 1: which is also know the name for this type of auction.
Speaker 1: The term Chinese may have been used in the case
Speaker 1: to convey that this type of auction was mysterious, intriguing,
Speaker 1: or secretive. See but then, but that's like no, but
Speaker 1: that's not good either. Hold on, um, the mere fact
Speaker 1: that you can't pinpoint why it's wrong and outdated and offensive.
Speaker 1: Is reason enough to keep it name that because there's
Speaker 1: nothing clear there's no clear evidence that that that's racist
Speaker 1: or that's wrong. On. Let's see if people are it
Speaker 1: goes back the term Chinese auction offensive. Let's see, you're
Speaker 1: gonna get opinion sites now. No, I'm just saying, the
Speaker 1: snow flakes have spoken. It's a tricky tray. Hold On
Speaker 1: was I don't know why, but even if something is
Speaker 1: somewhat sound, it sounds like it could be offensive. They
Speaker 1: change the name. Uh. It was also a term called
Speaker 1: a Chinaman's chance, meaning you had no chance Chinese immigrants
Speaker 1: who had no protections under the law. Z z z.
Speaker 1: They kick name change. Oh, here it is two twelve
Speaker 1: politically correct name. Hold On just says hold on it
Speaker 1: sayld On, I'll just wait wasting precious time here. You
Speaker 1: know what, I don't like any of these answers to
Speaker 1: read them right. I. I don't think you can call
Speaker 1: it a Chinese fire droll, though, when everyone gets out
Speaker 1: of the car and switches seats, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's offensive, nor do I know
Speaker 1: why it's because you said the word Chinese and there
Speaker 1: must be some offensiveness in there, so let's change the name,
Speaker 1: all right. So I'm not gonna get into it because
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Okay, as a as a white person,
Speaker 1: I don't get it why this is offensive. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say it. But there was a story came out
Speaker 1: of San Francisco. I told you the story. Uh, sportscaster
Speaker 1: in San Francisco made a comment about Lamar Jackson, who's
Speaker 1: the quarterback of the Baltimore Ravens. You could do this
Speaker 1: here on this podcast. No, because if it is offensive,
Speaker 1: I don't want it to. But is it offensive because
Speaker 1: you you told this to me? But okay, but again,
Speaker 1: we're white hashtag we're white? And what I mean is
Speaker 1: like I'm Jewish, right, you can't determine for me what's offensive.
Speaker 1: For instance, Dill is offensive. You can't tell me whether
Speaker 1: or not Dill is offensive. So I can't tell people
Speaker 1: of color what's offensive. But I describe what happened, you can't. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the story, and I'm not gonna let's
Speaker 1: not discuss that. After I tell you the story. Why
Speaker 1: not just have people look up the story, because then
Speaker 1: that's going to require them to hit stop on this,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to. But here's the thing. I look,
Speaker 1: we're not snowflakes. I don't want to white splain something.
Speaker 1: And I feel like, unless you know what, when Spruce
Speaker 1: comes in, Spruce is coming by today, we have a
Speaker 1: we have a for him. We have a we have
Speaker 1: a jingle for Spruce. If Spruce comes in, people be
Speaker 1: our residents, sports expert of color, and he can decide
Speaker 1: whether or not he's offensive. But keep in mind he
Speaker 1: doesn't speak for all people of color. But I like
Speaker 1: this world, no one speaks for everyone. That's right, that's right,
Speaker 1: so right, So we'll get Spruce's opinion. I did tell
Speaker 1: him I'm gonna text him right now, hold on him
Speaker 1: the tom right now, come down. I told him to
Speaker 1: come down because he's working on a jingle for me.
Speaker 1: But let's let's get Spruce on the lucy here, please alright,
Speaker 1: come by, but the me in the meantime, I don't
Speaker 1: understand what's offensive by Chinese auction. Okay, waityway, waitywait back
Speaker 1: to the story. I'll have to please I. I don't
Speaker 1: want to forget this because it is fantastic, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to forget it. So it's already forgot. No, it's
Speaker 1: already forgotten. Um where is it here? I want to
Speaker 1: get the name right, you son of a bitch. The
Speaker 1: the young lady that did the flow chart for us
Speaker 1: the last time did episode one oh seven as a
Speaker 1: flow chart, I don't get where is it? She sent
Speaker 1: it to me in my email and I cropped it
Speaker 1: and I did not leave her name on the page.
Speaker 1: And she's gonna be mad. So we'll give her props
Speaker 1: next week. But I'm gonna put it on Instagram. We'll
Speaker 1: put on both of our instagrams at David Brody, who
Speaker 1: needs more followers, At Scary Jones, who doesn't need more followers,
Speaker 1: at the Brooklyn Boys, who I just want to but again,
Speaker 1: Instagram follows. No, if you look, look at you, so
Speaker 1: look at that. It's a train wreck. So that's just
Speaker 1: reminded me because we are a train wreck again today.
Speaker 1: So is there anything on that float trut that was
Speaker 1: not resolved? I don't have to go back and look,
Speaker 1: I will. I will say it is that. I feel
Speaker 1: like our shows a lot of dead ends. Absolutely it is.
Speaker 1: And then you turns and then going the wrong way. Okay,
Speaker 1: So there was these ten bags roughly, and you had
Speaker 1: to drop in your your raffle tickets in the bags
Speaker 1: of stuff you wanted you want to I wanted to
Speaker 1: win the TV. Somebody want to win the iPad. So
Speaker 1: they had a guy from one of our sister radio
Speaker 1: stations doing the okay five seven three. He ran out
Speaker 1: of voice. Then another guy took over, and then he
Speaker 1: rented a voice, and they pointed at me. They're like, Scary,
Speaker 1: get over. So I turned to uh, a friend of
Speaker 1: ours in sales, not gonna mention his name doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: And I say, oh no, they gave the microphone to Scary.
Speaker 1: I said, Scary loves a microphone like nobody especial you
Speaker 1: when he's in a club. So two things are gonna happen.
Speaker 1: He's gonna he's gonna start you will put it up
Speaker 1: like he's in a club, and he's gonna find a
Speaker 1: way to mention a client. And you did both of those.
Speaker 1: Do you remember what you said when you grabbed the mic? Um, Well,
Speaker 1: I welcomed everybody you know, you know, not exactly. So
Speaker 1: we're at a place called Spin. Spin is a spin
Speaker 1: It's like a pool hall, but with ping punk table.
Speaker 1: It's I have not had that much fun in a
Speaker 1: long time. I love peele pin pong is must be
Speaker 1: pretty boring. I'm boring ping pong. Growing up in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: middle class at best in an apartment. I would go
Speaker 1: to my cousin's houses wet basements, and they had pool
Speaker 1: tables and ping punk tables. And that was always to
Speaker 1: me like what rich people had. Whether it is or
Speaker 1: it isn't, a fact, that's to me in my mind
Speaker 1: as a kid. Wow, my rich cousins have a pin
Speaker 1: punk table or pool table, never have that, And so
Speaker 1: I've never had a ping punk table. I do have
Speaker 1: an air hockey table now, so I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: sort of successful. That being said, So I had a
Speaker 1: foodsball table when Gregg T and I were roommates. It
Speaker 1: was a nice one, was it was it? When you
Speaker 1: live there? It was the black and yellow when you
Speaker 1: guys lived together. Was it scary with Greg T? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: just just oh my god, wow that anyway, So I
Speaker 1: was the champion of my day camp when I was
Speaker 1: killed that guy. Oh, I was yeah. And then we
Speaker 1: went to Puerto Rico on the party plane. Josh and
Speaker 1: I took over the ping pong tables. For hours. I
Speaker 1: have no coordination and I do not and I cannot
Speaker 1: hit a ball with the paddle light enough. It goes
Speaker 1: off the table every time. I can't do it. You're
Speaker 1: like Frankenstein the boom. You have to have a little
Speaker 1: bit of finesse, a little bit of right, speaking speaking
Speaker 1: of not having finesse, you grabbed the mic and said,
Speaker 1: what's up? Motherfucker? I didn't say motherfucker? Yes you did.
Speaker 1: Did you ask anybody? Ask anyone that was there? Go
Speaker 1: find anyone in the building right now? Who was there?
Speaker 1: You said, what's up? Motherfucker's? No, I did not, Yes
Speaker 1: you did. What did you say? You don't remember who
Speaker 1: was there? I didn't use m f first. Then he
Speaker 1: said fuckers. He said, what's up, suckers. That's what you
Speaker 1: may have said that. You may have said what's up, suckers,
Speaker 1: now that I think about, he said what's up? And
Speaker 1: I turned to the guy from our sales team and
Speaker 1: I said, when I tell you, nobody was offended by that, right? No,
Speaker 1: because it was a party. Are they gonna go change
Speaker 1: Are they gonna change this in the dictionary or something? No?
Speaker 1: This was this was a private party. But no, we
Speaker 1: had the whole room with the whole room, so no
Speaker 1: one was offended. And then I said, here comes to
Speaker 1: the client mentioned. Now there were Amazon Echo dots. Yes,
Speaker 1: there was TV beats. There was a bunch of electronics.
Speaker 1: One of them was a Sloman's doorbell. The camera and
Speaker 1: you could have you could have announced any more of
Speaker 1: the back the baskets. You looked at all of them
Speaker 1: and you went, I we got a Sloman's doorbellell now
Speaker 1: based off of my commercial that I do that runs
Speaker 1: in where he says, uh, the first forty people that
Speaker 1: call now. But anyway, so I knew you'd go for
Speaker 1: your product. I knew even there, and I yelled, hit
Speaker 1: the jingle, bitch. But we're in a pink pong hall.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna hit the jingle. But you did. You did.
Speaker 1: So is this the said audio that you have? I
Speaker 1: wish to god I had that audio, but I don't
Speaker 1: have this audio. No, No, it's not No, it's nothing
Speaker 1: from the party. It's nothing from the party. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I know you're still trying to guess. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: So I want to hear about Thanksgiving because my Disney
Speaker 1: thing is long. All right, tell me about your Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: quick Thanksgiving thing, you know, just some resolution. I told
Speaker 1: you that Aunt Millie had no clue at first that
Speaker 1: Aunt Jenny had passed away. My parents then followed up
Speaker 1: by going to see my aunt when your father they
Speaker 1: told her. So, we're very happy, tells your father, by
Speaker 1: the way, is like five nine. He's about before I
Speaker 1: ever met your dad. Just hearing his voice though he was,
Speaker 1: I thought he was like, you know, Herman Munster tall
Speaker 1: like that today today? But you mean he's not that tall, No,
Speaker 1: he's not. Yeah, but he's got that today. He's still
Speaker 1: got that. He's got that. I want to go pick
Speaker 1: up my Aunt Millie at the Assistant Living Home, like
Speaker 1: carry her. I want to go pick her up. Well,
Speaker 1: they said pick her up loving thirty. So I picked her.
Speaker 1: I drive by and there she was sitting outside already.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, Millie, what are you? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: She says Anthony, I've been sitting out here for two hours?
Speaker 1: I'm like two hours? What? She had her coat on,
Speaker 1: ready to go. I'm like, I get it, you're anxious
Speaker 1: to get out of there. But I said, but Mommy
Speaker 1: told me to pick you up at Mommy my mother,
Speaker 1: I call her I called my mom mommy to my aunt.
Speaker 1: When I'm not I don't call my mom mommy to
Speaker 1: my mom. I called my mom mommy to others. I
Speaker 1: just want everybody I know that. I just want everybody
Speaker 1: to hear that. Oh, by the way, it was Italian thing.
Speaker 1: It was Milia Balas who did the float shot for us.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Malie Blass Slice for Life. So she so
Speaker 1: Millie was like, um, yeah, I've been sitting here for
Speaker 1: about it at two hours. Wait a second, it must
Speaker 1: be a communication problem here. So then I get to
Speaker 1: the house. And by the way, she's not alone. When
Speaker 1: my mom would lived in Brooklyn, they get ready like
Speaker 1: three hours earlier. No, she would stay at a hotel
Speaker 1: maybe ten minutes from my house. I would say, my
Speaker 1: coun stay at the house. No, it's too many steps.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like my privacy. I stayed talk
Speaker 1: toel I get a good rate. She moves them into
Speaker 1: a good rate, of course, So she'd stay at the Marriott.
Speaker 1: So I would I would call, I go Mom leaving
Speaker 1: the house. Now you know, I'll be there like twenty
Speaker 1: three minutes. That's the whatever it was. I would get there,
Speaker 1: she'd be you know, flustered already on the bench. Where
Speaker 1: are you outside? I go, my I told you twenty
Speaker 1: three minutes. That's about right. So it's an old So
Speaker 1: that did you. She's older, older, old, older than general.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to keep you waiting, she I said, well, Mom,
Speaker 1: you make me feel worse because I was making I
Speaker 1: always make you wait for me. It'd be okay, I'm
Speaker 1: sitting in my car. It's no bog deal. You're on
Speaker 1: in the cold, on the bench. But they do that
Speaker 1: so they can go. I was waiting on the bench
Speaker 1: all this time. I think it's the guilt. I think
Speaker 1: it is. Well. Well, anyway, when I got to my house,
Speaker 1: I confirmed with her mother. I said, MA said, did
Speaker 1: you tell her night dirty? And you told me eleven thirty?
Speaker 1: You maybe look like an idiot. My wife lies to
Speaker 1: me about time. I was like, no, I told eleven
Speaker 1: dirty and telling you. She just wanted to just lay
Speaker 1: it on. And then the day went well, it was great.
Speaker 1: Obviously she knew about had at Jenny and we had
Speaker 1: a nice afternoon. And then finally I hear that I
Speaker 1: wasn't here for this because I went to go do
Speaker 1: my Macy's appearance. Did I say Macy's. Did you you
Speaker 1: have a Mazye's appearance? Ye? Thanksgiving Day hit the jingle bitch,
Speaker 1: you know. And then I find out that from my mother.
Speaker 1: I'm like, so I had the rest of the night
Speaker 1: go and she said it didn't end well, said what happened? Well?
Speaker 1: Aunt Millie went to go get comfortable on the couch.
Speaker 1: She fell asleep, and then after dessert, and then when
Speaker 1: it was time to bring her back to the assistant living,
Speaker 1: she was pretending to be asleep. It's like, what's up? No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm tired. I'm tired. I don't want to can't take
Speaker 1: me back to the jail south. She was like, no,
Speaker 1: I just want to rest here. I don't want to go.
Speaker 1: I'm going. I'm going tomorrow morning. Wait, because take me
Speaker 1: back tomorrow. I just want to sleep here all night.
Speaker 1: You know, we all my sisters take it back to
Speaker 1: your place? Wanted to. I wasn't home. I was at
Speaker 1: my Macy's appearance. Duh, all right, man, just say you
Speaker 1: were appearing. She was so so I find I come
Speaker 1: to find out that she didn't want to go, and
Speaker 1: then they really had to coerce her and it became
Speaker 1: a big deal. And then they finally got her to
Speaker 1: go back. And it's so depressing because because my aunt
Speaker 1: has always lived on her own, and she's you know,
Speaker 1: she's she's there. I thought you're gonna say she was nine. No, no,
Speaker 1: she's ninety six. Did she put her fingernails and scratched
Speaker 1: the walls as you dragged her out by her ankles?
Speaker 1: It wasn't that. No, but it just sucks today you
Speaker 1: gotta get around to she's out all her marbles. It's
Speaker 1: just what did she take from your house? She physically
Speaker 1: can't get around. Did she take any from your house?
Speaker 1: She walks with a walker. No, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: answer this. Did you have the hurricane? No, she does
Speaker 1: not know. She's gonna walker tennis balls, tennis ball. My
Speaker 1: mom's got wheels. Wheels, Yeah, I get a fancy one.
Speaker 1: So so so so she had to go back. She
Speaker 1: has an amp for speakers. I just I just thought
Speaker 1: it was um uh, she put us in that position.
Speaker 1: Is it wrong to get my mother spinning rims for
Speaker 1: the thing for Hana for the walker on her walker? No,
Speaker 1: not at all. All right, walkers, you know you should
Speaker 1: do water on twenties. You should make her a walkers
Speaker 1: and talkers walker. You should give those out as prom
Speaker 1: promo items. She walks about the pace of a zombie
Speaker 1: these days. So there you go, walkers and talking walkers
Speaker 1: and talkers walker. I think there's something there for your
Speaker 1: listener or walker and talker line of walkers. Does your
Speaker 1: mom walking like a zombie walker talker walker? Right? And
Speaker 1: walking talking walker and talker walker with the logo of
Speaker 1: your your podcast like that? See all right? And then
Speaker 1: as it rolls it goes cut me, okay, So yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just what do you do in a
Speaker 1: situation like that? They guilt you into it, And now
Speaker 1: we're gonna have the same issue on Christmas? What did
Speaker 1: she say to you when you gotta Did she not
Speaker 1: want to go to your car? No, she didn't want
Speaker 1: to get into the car. She was like, right, but
Speaker 1: once you got comfortable here. But once you got her
Speaker 1: in the car, it wasn't me, my father or you
Speaker 1: didn't drive her again. I was at my Macy's. I'll
Speaker 1: step out for the record. Stop if you stopped asking
Speaker 1: me the same question, you knew where I was. I
Speaker 1: don't listen. Why the hell are you asking me? You're
Speaker 1: setting me up all right, all right, I twisted your arm.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so that was that. That was Thanksgiving. How
Speaker 1: how was the food though? What was the Italian food?
Speaker 1: We did egg plant roller tiny and it was amazing. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Wait a minute before I forget, did you already have
Speaker 1: to talk with your mom about Italian food for Christmas?
Speaker 1: She funked up last year? Yeah, wasn't it? You want
Speaker 1: stuff shells? And your father was like, no, something. I
Speaker 1: haven't had the conversation yet, but I gotta I gotta
Speaker 1: have that. What did she make last year? It was
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know it was zedi or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: big ZD. You wanted stuff shells, manicotti. I want stuff.
Speaker 1: I want stuff with regret the cheese. Right, I want shells,
Speaker 1: stuff shells. I want a tubular like it. It doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: as long as it's tubular. It could be It could
Speaker 1: be Manicott, manicat, it could be stuff shells, it could
Speaker 1: be ravioli. As long as the pasta something stuff with cheese,
Speaker 1: stuffed pasta. Right, that's fair request. It is a fair request.
Speaker 1: Your mother was thinking, Aunt, I'm gonna try something. Who
Speaker 1: do you do with ZD? You gonna put bolon between it. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe you got to cover it with muchadel maybe, but
Speaker 1: I want regret. What about what about lasagna? It's got
Speaker 1: that in the lagers. La lasagna is always good because cheese.
Speaker 1: Lasagna is the meal that eats like a meal, cheese
Speaker 1: and meat and cheese and layers of pasta. Is that
Speaker 1: wrong with that? Butt me with a wet noodle. By
Speaker 1: the way, that's one of those dishes where when they go, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a vegetarian lasagna, I go after yourself. Don't put
Speaker 1: that in front of My mother did that for my
Speaker 1: sister one year. Okay, if you're a vegetarian, that's fine,
Speaker 1: but don't serve it to non vegetarians. No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. Who would condone that? That's not a thing,
Speaker 1: that's do you stay? Should put you on a plane
Speaker 1: somewhere else? Sacrilegious? So yeah, so that's the end of that.
Speaker 1: And then finally, um, during the week, this is something
Speaker 1: that's an episode that I haven't even spoken to you about. Um.
Speaker 1: I was on my way to another appearance and I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna name it, thank god, but it was snowing
Speaker 1: and Ways fucked me. Ways took me off roading to
Speaker 1: get a short cut through side streets in Caldwell, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you it made me go up
Speaker 1: this hill with it and my car. It's real real drive.
Speaker 1: I know where you are. Were you by the gas
Speaker 1: station when you're up to hill? Yes? Do you know
Speaker 1: what that hill is? No, that's where the Sopranos house
Speaker 1: is located. That's right, I know. I knew the well
Speaker 1: it was right there. They had me going cutting through
Speaker 1: a neighborhood like houses. Right, Why is Ways doing this
Speaker 1: to me? Ways don't do that. It's snowing Ways, there's
Speaker 1: ice on the ground. And I have real real drive
Speaker 1: in my car. Right, I'm trying to get to my gig.
Speaker 1: I'm already ten minutes late. And then finally I just
Speaker 1: feel it as I'm creeping up the hill towards the
Speaker 1: stop sign. Right, so you're driving there, you're up in
Speaker 1: the area right now. I'm yeah, yeah, I got I
Speaker 1: remember this right now? I need you, I need you.
Speaker 1: Can I get Can I get a soprano's opinion? First? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have to. Okay, So I'm interviewing an intern. Her
Speaker 1: name is Mackenzie. I guarantee we're gonna I'm gonna hire her,
Speaker 1: not yet, she'll put you this show, but like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, she I think she I think maybe phrase
Speaker 1: that pretty sure, I'm gonna hire her. She's great, great
Speaker 1: experience work for Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon. And so I said, Oh,
Speaker 1: what TV shows you watching right now? She says, the Sopranos. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been hearing all my life. How great to all
Speaker 1: My parents loved them. So I'm watching it. What are
Speaker 1: you up to? Season six in the middle? Really, Sopranos
Speaker 1: season six in the middle. That's great. We start talking
Speaker 1: about different things whatever. Then she leaves. Shelley Rome, one
Speaker 1: of her former interns who now works at night, is
Speaker 1: a DJ. Love her to death. She says, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta get home. I gotta finish on. I got
Speaker 1: a half a season left of a TV show, im binging,
Speaker 1: what are you watching? Sopranos? What? Two people in the
Speaker 1: same day a TV show that ended in what oh
Speaker 1: seven something like that. So I said, whatever, it's like,
Speaker 1: that's a big coincidence. So she says, that's ironic, and
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, but that's it was, So there you go.
Speaker 1: So I was all of a sudden, my car started
Speaker 1: sliding everywhere. When I get to the top sign and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, all of a sudden, Brodie, it would
Speaker 1: not My car wouldn't go forward. And I was had
Speaker 1: about maybe a little thin layer of snow on the ground,
Speaker 1: and my car is sp it out, spinning out. It
Speaker 1: took me fifteen minutes to get up this hill, to
Speaker 1: make the turn to get up to the top of it.
Speaker 1: It was so depressing. I couldn't see your car front
Speaker 1: wheel drive. No it's not. I don't think it is.
Speaker 1: If it is, it sucked me. Almost every car's front
Speaker 1: wheel drive. My charge is really certainly not all wheel drive.
Speaker 1: Anyway I had. The way I got out of it,
Speaker 1: I had to back up down the street. I was
Speaker 1: such an idiot at cars honking at me and everything,
Speaker 1: and I'm like shrugging my shoulders, like what do you
Speaker 1: want me to do? What do you want me to do?
Speaker 1: I can't move, I can't go what do you do?
Speaker 1: So it was it was very dangerous. I will not
Speaker 1: take my car out in the snow ever again. I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a possibility. You live in New
Speaker 1: York and the New York area. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: uber everywhere. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to work every day because your car can't handle
Speaker 1: the snow. Get snow time. That's a pain. We got
Speaker 1: to change them. When I was a kid, we used
Speaker 1: to put chains on the tires. That's not good. No chains. No,
Speaker 1: you can do one of two things. You can buy
Speaker 1: a spare up, like two tires. Because your car's not
Speaker 1: a wheel drive. You put the snow tires on the
Speaker 1: front of your car, I guess. But you have to
Speaker 1: put them on the rim unless you have back up rims. People.
Speaker 1: Some people have back up rims. We're not gonna store
Speaker 1: this ship in the off season. Do you think I
Speaker 1: have a tool shed or something. I've seen some of
Speaker 1: your friends yet. No, you don't have ping punk table.
Speaker 1: Certainly don't. Yeah to me, you're not rich. You don't
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Speaker 1: So let me just talk about real quick gender revealed
Speaker 1: parties and Adina Menzel. We have spoken about gender revealed
Speaker 1: parties right right, but to them and yeah right, it's
Speaker 1: just it's so selfish. So I was I was in
Speaker 1: an electronics store, uh about three weeks ago, and a
Speaker 1: woman was staring at a m I guess it was
Speaker 1: like a one of those home Google home whatever. It
Speaker 1: had face connect. She didn't have her own, so she
Speaker 1: asked the people it was PC Richard's son, not a
Speaker 1: sponsor this podcast, just I love them. And when I
Speaker 1: was in their shopping and the people there let her
Speaker 1: connect to her daughter who was across the country doing
Speaker 1: a gender revealed gender revealed party. This woman who was
Speaker 1: to give me the grandma cute little little lady. She
Speaker 1: didn't have the technology, so the store actually let her
Speaker 1: use I think it was a laptop maybe whatever it was.
Speaker 1: She was face timing with them whatever. Uh you know
Speaker 1: what webcamming and uh, She's like, I said, well, I
Speaker 1: looked at what are you doing? She was, my daughter
Speaker 1: is about to reveal the gender of my my my grandchild.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, She's like, so I have to.
Speaker 1: I'm watching him very excited, and I just thought, you know,
Speaker 1: just tell them later. Don't be a prick to drag her,
Speaker 1: slip her to a store where she has to borrow
Speaker 1: some computer and wait and spend all this time in
Speaker 1: the day. First of all, for your announcement, right, what
Speaker 1: do you the town crier here? You hear you? You
Speaker 1: know experience? You know who has babies? Everyone except you? Everyone? Yeah? Everyone,
Speaker 1: I get it. But there's only two options, right, boy
Speaker 1: or girl? As far as physical scientific I don't get
Speaker 1: in when they're adults whatever, But as far as the
Speaker 1: sexual sex of the baby, boy or girl, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be one of the other. People are gonna
Speaker 1: be the same happy for you regardless, hopefully his parents
Speaker 1: you will be the same happy. He could be a
Speaker 1: hermaphrodite though well that could be yeah, but it's still
Speaker 1: a boy or a girl. Even that as both parts,
Speaker 1: they still give you one. Now, that would be a
Speaker 1: reason to sell it right if right now, now let's
Speaker 1: throw apart. If you got pink and blue shooting out
Speaker 1: or whatever. But people are dying now in this country
Speaker 1: because they've got to have exploding. One guy burned down
Speaker 1: hundreds of acres of of of a forest. We set fire,
Speaker 1: he beat, took his gney blue something up. It set
Speaker 1: fire to the mountain. We all saw the girl, the
Speaker 1: naked woman on her stomach. Well that was a joke, blowing,
Speaker 1: I know, but blowing a fart out of her butt?
Speaker 1: And how did blue blue dust or pink dust? That
Speaker 1: was a spoof but I know, yeah, I know, I
Speaker 1: know you did. It was almost a it was almost
Speaker 1: a a statement on how far, how far we've gone.
Speaker 1: So if you've had a gender real party, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna looking to offend you, but you know how
Speaker 1: it started. The woman It was an article, um, maybe
Speaker 1: an Huffington's post. A couple of weeks ago, the woman,
Speaker 1: the woman who invented the gender reveal, she had gone
Speaker 1: to a bakery and and she said, hey, can I
Speaker 1: get a different colored filling? I don't want to know
Speaker 1: what it is? And she put she wrote a blog
Speaker 1: and she put the picture up and it went viral
Speaker 1: and within a week, gender Revealed parties and cakes, bakeries
Speaker 1: were all coming up with it. But she started it.
Speaker 1: She said, I had no idea and I'm sorry, doctor
Speaker 1: to tell call the bakery directly and let them know.
Speaker 1: And then she has to be an old Jewish woman.
Speaker 1: Now whatever she was, no she was, she was a
Speaker 1: woman of birth age, a birthing age, and I don't
Speaker 1: know what what her background was. The point is, The
Speaker 1: point is, well, we had three kids. The only time
Speaker 1: we did anything close to that was we asked the
Speaker 1: doctor to put the information in an envelope and we
Speaker 1: went home, into the privacy of her own home. Open
Speaker 1: the envelope. You didn't have a party for you, You
Speaker 1: didn't invite a hundred people and get catering. We called
Speaker 1: on the parents and I said, you're you're going to
Speaker 1: be a grandparent. We're having a blank. In my case,
Speaker 1: it was girl girl I just think that those are
Speaker 1: those parties in general are just so selfish. It's almost
Speaker 1: saying like, you know what, you don't have anything to
Speaker 1: do on a Saturday, just blow your whole afternoon. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't wait three months for a baby shower. I
Speaker 1: got another idea. So again, if you want to have
Speaker 1: a party, that's fine, but just tell people when they
Speaker 1: get there. Hey, at four o'clock, we're gonna tell you. Okay, everybody,
Speaker 1: we're having a girl. Then people pretend like it matters
Speaker 1: to them. Oh my god, yeah, so happy for you.
Speaker 1: Oh you, And then they come up with the platitudes,
Speaker 1: you know, in the whole of the cliches. Oh a
Speaker 1: girl will love you. Hell, she'll be a daddy's girl.
Speaker 1: Oh your son will love you forever until he gets married,
Speaker 1: he's still love you all. The first of all, first
Speaker 1: of all, I want a girl. The term daddy's girl
Speaker 1: is not it's not guaranteed. I say that as the
Speaker 1: father three girls. You want to elaborate on that, I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, not necessarily are they then their mommy's girls.
Speaker 1: And that's fine that my my wife has a great
Speaker 1: relationship with them. But your daddy's little girl. Okay, don't
Speaker 1: do that anyway. My point is, you know, if you
Speaker 1: want to serve a cake or pop a balloon, I
Speaker 1: just think trying to outdo people with like exploding things
Speaker 1: and flying a blimp over your neighborhood. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: an either boy a girl man. Everybody does it. You
Speaker 1: know what, I have a problem with the party period.
Speaker 1: I mean, if there was a party in a period,
Speaker 1: there would be a baby. I'm just saying people throw
Speaker 1: period parties, I know, and they have adge games. Oh
Speaker 1: remind me, say tell me what you're what are you
Speaker 1: gonna say? And then I want to talk about tales
Speaker 1: of the cocktails. I got a real problem with them. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's how I feel. All right, I'm done right. You
Speaker 1: don't like parties at all. You don't like any of
Speaker 1: those parties. I don't like party to have a party.
Speaker 1: It's like to me, like even engagement parties are kind
Speaker 1: of on the bubble, because to me, an engagement party
Speaker 1: is again, we're not married. Happen in the next eight months.
Speaker 1: You're not getting one, So don't worry about I'm just
Speaker 1: saying it happened. You're saying not even get not even
Speaker 1: make it to the altar. So why you have a
Speaker 1: wedding because you might get divorced? I think the wedding
Speaker 1: is a legitimate party. Yeah, I don't. I think the
Speaker 1: bridal shower is a legitimate party. I think the baby
Speaker 1: shower is a legitimate back story. Bachelorette party, bach, bacherette,
Speaker 1: that's it. I don't think you need gend to reveal parties.
Speaker 1: I don't think you just wed bachelor and then on
Speaker 1: bachelorette you went. I think bachelorette party is not as
Speaker 1: important as bachelor. No, no, the same no pay words
Speaker 1: in my mouth and bachelortte party. Okay, that's fair. Beyond that,
Speaker 1: who wants to having these other parties? A party to
Speaker 1: have a party, I don't get it. I don't know
Speaker 1: what were they gonna have, like a no one uses
Speaker 1: the term going steady anymore. But like rather than an
Speaker 1: engaging party, we're serious, we're now calling each other boyfriend
Speaker 1: and girlfriend party, hooked up party. We hooked up. I
Speaker 1: gave her a promise ring. Let's have a promise ring. Party.
Speaker 1: We find we finally had sex. Party. Where does it
Speaker 1: all end? But to me, that's all self centered stuff,
Speaker 1: every single one of those parts. What if the engagement
Speaker 1: parties by the parents. What if the two couples, the
Speaker 1: parents of both get together and they go, you know what,
Speaker 1: we're so happy. Our kids are thirty eight years old,
Speaker 1: forty five fifty years old, and never they were they
Speaker 1: were single. They never we've never thought they'd find someone.
Speaker 1: Really on the bubble with engagement parties, and I just
Speaker 1: feel like, alright, go celebrate yourselves, have a little gathering
Speaker 1: at a bar. It doesn't have to be like a
Speaker 1: giant thing that acts and feels like a wedding. Because
Speaker 1: some engagement parties are over the top. Oh sure, coming
Speaker 1: out parties. I don't even know what a coming out
Speaker 1: party is. And that's not a gay thing, by the way,
Speaker 1: that's a South thing, like debutante balls, like girls come out.
Speaker 1: They have coming out parties. Not for me. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what that is now, I mean, and don't
Speaker 1: google me. I mean, don't don't tweet me. I can
Speaker 1: google it. I've never cared enough to look. I know,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, look at her, she's in the sixteen
Speaker 1: seventy or whatever parties. All right, let's go back to
Speaker 1: the tails of the cocktails. Okay, thing, so yesterday the
Speaker 1: Pink Punk Fest. Yeah, West from Tales of a Cocktails.
Speaker 1: Who's our I t guy that love West? Big slice?
Speaker 1: He and uh Adriana is for life, Huge slices, slices
Speaker 1: for life. For fifteen minutes late, they go where we was?
Speaker 1: So West says to me, uh, listen to PODCASTA he said,
Speaker 1: like sliding in, sliding into the the v ms, the
Speaker 1: voicemail of the voice. He's gonna, yeah, I listen to
Speaker 1: the podcast one O four one oh five of the
Speaker 1: Vage game. He said, yeah, veggie game. We talked about that.
Speaker 1: He said, I think we're gonna talk about that on
Speaker 1: the Tales of Cocktails. I said, you're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: how we talked about it. No, no, no, I think
Speaker 1: that'd be a good topic for us. Okay, So so
Speaker 1: I said, go far, Oh, that woud be a good
Speaker 1: topic for you. It would be a great topic for them.
Speaker 1: So you think, So you're okay with that they're taking
Speaker 1: on topic that I create. I created the topic from
Speaker 1: my experiences and what I've heard, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we can't take that topic. We canna do it? I mean, now,
Speaker 1: granted they was four girls and a guy. Four girls,
Speaker 1: six girls girls. It's Astra, It's Wendy and and Danielle.
Speaker 1: That's it. And I feel like there's three or four
Speaker 1: more in there. I forget their names. She showed something
Speaker 1: like added people and I can't keep tracks. A lot
Speaker 1: of girls in West. It's a chick fest in there
Speaker 1: by the way. I saw Wendy yesterday. She came up
Speaker 1: to me, Wendy wild KTU. Wait when he's the freaking
Speaker 1: they're all I love them all. She's the best. But
Speaker 1: when they's a Mets fans, I have a special place
Speaker 1: in my heart for her. And she's a rocker. She's
Speaker 1: in a rock band. When he's the coolest, and she
Speaker 1: does Trappe stuff she does. I've seen her stuff. She
Speaker 1: may be the coolest anyway. So she came over to
Speaker 1: me as I was I was dealing with a client
Speaker 1: issue as as an executive producer. I had a lot
Speaker 1: of drama and you were drunk, so I took care
Speaker 1: of it. So I had things that start with dr drama.
Speaker 1: I had drunk, so I was like deep in the
Speaker 1: thing and she goes Brodie. She comes over and go hey, Wendy,
Speaker 1: And she's always bubbly and how's it going. Look, Chad,
Speaker 1: are you doing and talking whatever? But I'm like in
Speaker 1: the middle of this long email, so I kept looking
Speaker 1: down like type and I don't want to forget anything,
Speaker 1: and I feel like I might have been like ten
Speaker 1: percent rude. Where she was like, oh, it's great seeing you,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh well, and I went, oh, I
Speaker 1: think I just I just cell phone. I think I
Speaker 1: cell phone, Wendy Wild So on my apologies, it happens.
Speaker 1: I apologize, but we've all been there. But when he's
Speaker 1: the kind of person that I would like to see
Speaker 1: every day. But because she lives as she works other
Speaker 1: end of the hallway, I see like once a month.
Speaker 1: It's that's a long hallway. It's down where the Jersey
Speaker 1: kid works. Now it's so far anyway, So my apologies.
Speaker 1: So they're gonna do the topic. You'll find with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why not? If you've stolen from us, you've stolen twice. No,
Speaker 1: but I didn't steal it that that actually, yeah, this
Speaker 1: one is the first deal. I think you'll let him
Speaker 1: do it, all right, So we're gonna play the audio
Speaker 1: back of them taking our topic about the vadge game.
Speaker 1: Once they do it, which would be great promotion for
Speaker 1: that's part of the way. I'm still waiting to find
Speaker 1: somebody you had that one on the phone. I got
Speaker 1: a clip here from football two weeks ago that I
Speaker 1: want to play here. I want to play here. Um,
Speaker 1: let me just say this was the Dolphins game. I
Speaker 1: don't know who the announces are, doesn't really matter to
Speaker 1: me who they were, it's irrelevant. But they were talking
Speaker 1: about growing a mustache. I think it was. They were
Speaker 1: playing the Jacksonville Jaguars and we're talking about the quarterback
Speaker 1: with mother. So. Um, if you don't know what this
Speaker 1: term means, I'll explain it afterwards. If you do know
Speaker 1: what it means, you'll get a particular kick out of
Speaker 1: this talking about growing a mustache at his thoughts. I
Speaker 1: guess one has to ask themselves a thirty dollar tie
Speaker 1: or three dollar mustache, what's it gonna be? Right? Can
Speaker 1: we get you to grow the stache? Next week? I
Speaker 1: could probably squeeze out maybe a dirty Sanchez and I'm
Speaker 1: not really a full stash pass from Fitzpatrick. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was on Network TV. Yeah, so here it is again.
Speaker 1: I could probably squeeze out maybe a dirty Sanchet, dirty Sanchet, right, right,
Speaker 1: So okay, we gotta tell the audience what well, first
Speaker 1: of all, if you don't know, I go to our competition.
Speaker 1: We up to Sanchez. So he said I could squeeze
Speaker 1: out a dirty Sanches out one. What he was he
Speaker 1: was referring to in his mind is a thin mustache
Speaker 1: over his lip, like um, like a caricature of a
Speaker 1: Mexican bendido, right, would be like am dirty Sanchez? Uh
Speaker 1: and so right. But the term dirty Sanchez and the
Speaker 1: fact he said I could push one out that I
Speaker 1: gotta hit one more time. Hold on, I can probably
Speaker 1: squeeze out Sanchez. He could probably squeeze out of dirty Sanchez.
Speaker 1: And a dirty Sanchez is when you wipe you no, no,
Speaker 1: no finger, No you don't, yes, you do, okay, and
Speaker 1: you make us but it's a brown sharpie. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: using you're using excrements. Let's done. Okay, So I got okay,
Speaker 1: So you start off behind your partner and end up
Speaker 1: in front of you. Understood Now that you know that
Speaker 1: I probably squeeze out he could squeeze out of dirty
Speaker 1: dirty Sanchez, that is that is crazy. They got away
Speaker 1: with that with no complaints where snowflakes on that one.
Speaker 1: I don't think they realized that. Maybe he didn't. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. I got another clip for you.
Speaker 1: This is again, this is not a political thing. It
Speaker 1: involves a politician, So I don't really care about your
Speaker 1: opinion on the politician because because truthfully, it's not about that.
Speaker 1: But last night, I'm gonna let me get my grammar
Speaker 1: police jingle ready, because this is a grammar police thing.
Speaker 1: And I went on to Twitter and other and Twitter
Speaker 1: agreed with me. People were upset about this particular thing.
Speaker 1: Here we go with the Now there's other I have
Speaker 1: more grammar later, but let me see here all the
Speaker 1: day police police police. Okay. Now, A bunch of people
Speaker 1: sent me pictures, both of us, pictures on social media
Speaker 1: with grammar mistakes. We'll get to that next week. This
Speaker 1: is just one that it's one of my pet peeves
Speaker 1: because they don't mean the words aren't the same. And
Speaker 1: so we talked about when Elvis corrects people on the
Speaker 1: Big Show, he'll repeat it the right way politely, so
Speaker 1: it's not to correct them, right, He'll just go oh right, yes,
Speaker 1: and like, so okay, today, friends and Danielle said, Anna Faris,
Speaker 1: but her name is Anna Faris, right, So Gandhi one,
Speaker 1: I love Anna Faris. So that's that's Gandhi's way of
Speaker 1: politely correcting her without insulting her, right right r And
Speaker 1: daniel knew it was on a Faris, but she said
Speaker 1: Anna Faris in the heat of the moment. Whatever. So
Speaker 1: this is a college student. Now, if you make this mistake,
Speaker 1: I apologize, but you're welcome. I'm helping out. A college
Speaker 1: student stood up less than at the town hall to
Speaker 1: ask Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, a question about
Speaker 1: this moment in time. And uh, you listen to what
Speaker 1: she said, and listen to how Nancy Pelosi politely correct
Speaker 1: this impeachment process is historical. How do you want to
Speaker 1: be remembered as a part of it? I have to
Speaker 1: admit that today was quite historic. Yeah. Historical means it's
Speaker 1: from history. Historic means it's a huge event, a monumentous occasion.
Speaker 1: But constantly I hear people go, oh, he pitched a
Speaker 1: no hitter, it's historical. No, it's not not. It's historic.
Speaker 1: So again, listen to how smoothly. Now again, she's a
Speaker 1: good speaker in general of the English language. That's why
Speaker 1: she's speaking of the house. But anyway, but this impeachment
Speaker 1: process is historical. How do you want to be remembered
Speaker 1: as a part of it? I have to admit that
Speaker 1: today was quite a historic. Yeah, she had no reason
Speaker 1: to say that when in the comeback, clearly she was
Speaker 1: doing the old correction. Can you imagine I would imagine
Speaker 1: that people who know this girl or on Twitter have
Speaker 1: blown it up. This is your chance, right, You're you're
Speaker 1: asking one of five questions on a TV show last
Speaker 1: night Live that was probably watched by no, let's say
Speaker 1: ten million people, right, five million? If you don't think
Speaker 1: people watched it, you had one job just yeah, And
Speaker 1: then it's I have to say, this wasn't thought of
Speaker 1: off the top of her hand. This was prepared and
Speaker 1: by the way, probably went through several guesses. The producers
Speaker 1: they didn't even know. They didn't even know it either.
Speaker 1: So either the produce says wrote what she said wrong
Speaker 1: and she didn't catch it, or she got nervous and
Speaker 1: read something that wasn't they both got it wrong. It's
Speaker 1: like it's a different word. So I just wanted to
Speaker 1: call out Nancy just for the Elvis durand way of
Speaker 1: pointing out that you made a mistake. Uh, you have
Speaker 1: something there. I don't think we're wrong. Uh. So we
Speaker 1: have we have two long segments coming up from me.
Speaker 1: We have the sound, and we have my epic Disney adventures.
Speaker 1: Should I give you a couple of us. Well, I
Speaker 1: think we should go. I think we should go to
Speaker 1: the sound and then yeah, let's let's talk about what
Speaker 1: this misruse. I can't I can't um all right, I
Speaker 1: can't wait anymore. Let me say that this clip I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play is a minute and two seconds. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you it's worth it. At at about the thirty second mark,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go I get it. No, no, no, enjoy
Speaker 1: all of it because it changes throughout and you'll hear
Speaker 1: the changes and it gets better as it goes on.
Speaker 1: So I've asked Scary questions today and I've told other
Speaker 1: people on the Elvis tray in Morning show what this is.
Speaker 1: And when I asked Scary about last night, he doesn't
Speaker 1: remember any of this. And I have I have audio
Speaker 1: proof of it happening, and I have audio proof of
Speaker 1: him not remembering. It's two clips. So first of all, wait,
Speaker 1: we talked about last night. When so last night ship
Speaker 1: last night. I called you when I was First of all,
Speaker 1: I called you when I was drunk, Yes, tired, Yes
Speaker 1: now I was. Second, I was drunk. I've been drinking
Speaker 1: for nine hours now. When I left you, you were
Speaker 1: already drunk. And that was around six thirty. That was
Speaker 1: the second party. That was the second party. You left
Speaker 1: that party at the Tortilla place and went to a
Speaker 1: third party. That was it. You said you went to
Speaker 1: three places to drink. The first one was with Elvis. Oh,
Speaker 1: you drank with Elvis, right, and then you drank again
Speaker 1: while I was playing ping pong. You drank again at
Speaker 1: the top of another thing. I don't think that i've
Speaker 1: ever I've ever drank that drunken, drunk that much in
Speaker 1: one day, because usually it's like you go out at night,
Speaker 1: you hang out for a few hours, and you're done.
Speaker 1: But this was an all day affair that started at
Speaker 1: noon and didn't end until nine o'clock. So it was
Speaker 1: a day. It was a day of drinking. So I
Speaker 1: was like out of my mind. So I you said
Speaker 1: to me, I don't remember getting home last night in
Speaker 1: the uber Ubert home. I hope you didn't drive. No,
Speaker 1: I don't drive. I ubert home. Okay. So you said
Speaker 1: to me, hey, what happened with the drama? What happened?
Speaker 1: You fixed? So I stopped telling you the problem and
Speaker 1: you go, no, no way, those bastards. And then you
Speaker 1: and I were arguing over PR people and marketing companies,
Speaker 1: and we were going for a little while, and I
Speaker 1: saw and I started talking and I go, yeah, and
Speaker 1: you know what else? Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. Hello did I fall asleep on the phone?
Speaker 1: So I? So, I say, I fell asleep. So, by
Speaker 1: the way, I could fall asleep all right here, right now,
Speaker 1: asleep on the drop of it, so I said, So
Speaker 1: I said, So I said to you, I said, I go, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: are you there? Are you there? And then that's when
Speaker 1: this is what you said to me. Hello the hell
Speaker 1: is this? It's better? Yeah, that's a that's a drunk snore?
Speaker 1: Where was the phone? Aha? Am I? What's doing? Okay?
Speaker 1: So this is my favorite, my favorite too. Hold on,
Speaker 1: First of all, it sounds like that went on for
Speaker 1: eleven minutes, and you sat there on the phone for
Speaker 1: eleven minutes. So here's what I had to do. You
Speaker 1: was doing that. Wait a second, I don't have a
Speaker 1: program on my phone that records the call. I had
Speaker 1: deleted it for some reason. So I went and got
Speaker 1: a backup phone. Was sleeping. I powered up the other phone.
Speaker 1: I had to get a charger for it, and I
Speaker 1: put the two phones. You had the time to do
Speaker 1: all this, put the mouthpiece to the earpiece, you know,
Speaker 1: the audio to the and I recorded on my second phone.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, by the way, eleven minutes. It sounds
Speaker 1: like the phone the microphone of the phone was on
Speaker 1: my fucking no move over with all clip he scary?
Speaker 1: What's that? Dude? I think, I mean, I think I
Speaker 1: may have sleepa listen to that. I seriously might have
Speaker 1: O s A. I was standing in my room with
Speaker 1: the two phones on my bed, my wife wasn't home yet,
Speaker 1: and recording you. And now when you wait you wait
Speaker 1: a second, I clearly remember ending the conversation with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So at some point at the eleven minute mark, I
Speaker 1: wake you up. Now. Uh, here's what had sounded like
Speaker 1: when I woke you up. Here we go great? Do
Speaker 1: you know? Scary? You? Okay? Yeah? Here man? No recollection?
Speaker 1: Do you know you've been sleeping the last ten minutes?
Speaker 1: How do I really mean? You laugh? I'm still here.
Speaker 1: Are you drunk? I'm sucking hammered duty, I'm Hamburg Hamburg. Fuck.
Speaker 1: You fell asleep, like I don't know, ten minutes ago,
Speaker 1: so I've just been waiting for you to wake back up.
Speaker 1: I'm right here. How much did you drink? A lot? Dude? Dude?
Speaker 1: I saw some things tonight that I cannot believe, Like
Speaker 1: what fucking I went home with? She went, she went
Speaker 1: to go fuck him, and all kinds of sucking cheap
Speaker 1: and talkor ship going on. Oh my god. But you
Speaker 1: wouldn't get specific. Even drunk, you wouldn't tell me what
Speaker 1: it was. He was just like it was saorgery, ship
Speaker 1: and stuff beside. You don't remember the ship. I just
Speaker 1: had a lot of shots, all right, Remember, I'm to
Speaker 1: know what you almost would have told me. I kept
Speaker 1: I go what was it? What wasn't you said? I
Speaker 1: gotta go to bed? So I never got in the
Speaker 1: juice out of you. You don't remember anything. I really don't.
Speaker 1: I remember ending the conversation with you. I don't remember
Speaker 1: saying all that though. Yeah, I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: because my wife was coming home, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I said, ten minutes, you out for ten minutes and
Speaker 1: you you heard when when you picked up the phone
Speaker 1: you had no here listen the beginning again when I was,
Speaker 1: you know, no recollection of being Well, that's the problem
Speaker 1: with doing what we do. I have years and years
Speaker 1: of lost sleep that I will recoup at any moment
Speaker 1: I would love. Like, for instance, I was hanging out
Speaker 1: on this chair in the corner here earlier, and I
Speaker 1: was just relaxing. Within thirty seconds, I was already fading
Speaker 1: into it. You can ask my girlfriend. I fall asleep
Speaker 1: all the time, NonStop. I could sleep anywhere. I could,
Speaker 1: I swear Brody, I'm not even kidding. I could. I
Speaker 1: could lay down on this concrete floor and I can
Speaker 1: like like close my eyes and I don't care how
Speaker 1: uncomfortable it is. I am so tired at all times
Speaker 1: that I could. It could just sleep just falls upon me.
Speaker 1: And it's a gift because some people have insomnia and
Speaker 1: it's the opposite. Some people have to take medication to
Speaker 1: get to bed. Now, be honest with me, have you
Speaker 1: ever fallen asleep while having sex? Never? Never? No, no,
Speaker 1: no never? You Wow, how bad you were just drowning. No, no,
Speaker 1: I was. I was sleep deprived, okay, And the conversation
Speaker 1: was we should just go to bed, and I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I sounded like you did, but I don't drink. I
Speaker 1: was just out cold. So I decided that I would
Speaker 1: do the work. And uh, somehow must have fall asleep.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, many years ago. That's not the place,
Speaker 1: by the way, you want to wake up? Going h now,
Speaker 1: many years ago? Oh here it is. We may be
Speaker 1: going back like fifteen years Okay. Someone fell asleep while
Speaker 1: they were They were drunk too. She was drunk and
Speaker 1: I was going down on her, and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden I hear snoring. I can't play play in the show.
Speaker 1: That's what I heard. Okay, So yes, so yes. If
Speaker 1: you must know that happened to me, thank you, by
Speaker 1: the way to making you feel better, because the only
Speaker 1: thing worse than being the guy falling asleep and then
Speaker 1: situation is the girl. Because I may not have been
Speaker 1: I may have been good or bad at that moment,
Speaker 1: and falling asleep is not good. It's bad you fell asleep, right,
Speaker 1: but you were so bad at what you were doing
Speaker 1: at a time when she should be most awake. Correct,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming it was shape you said right? Uh, that
Speaker 1: she fell asleep. That is the ultimate ultimate in in
Speaker 1: in in failure. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing. I mean,
Speaker 1: my I'm like, you're you're one and one and mine
Speaker 1: was bad and it was in my own bedroom and
Speaker 1: with my parents. Yeah, I was living with my parents.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it was it was out. It was downstairs
Speaker 1: on the sofa, in the in the in the living room,
Speaker 1: in a common space. I couldn't know. You see the
Speaker 1: way that happen for people that live in close quarters.
Speaker 1: I could never take people up to my room because
Speaker 1: so you did it by the kitchen in the living room,
Speaker 1: which is connected to the dining room right, which is
Speaker 1: connected to the leg bone is connected to the footbone,
Speaker 1: which isnt to the faceball to thee and sleep to sleep,
Speaker 1: and you ain't getting a bone because you fell asleep.
Speaker 1: Well did you wake her up? So did? Okay? Let
Speaker 1: me take you back to Brooklyn where I where I lived. Okay,
Speaker 1: if we're going there, we're going there. Um. I would
Speaker 1: sneak into my house with my then girlfriend and my
Speaker 1: parents would be asleep upstairs or with the door closed.
Speaker 1: But The problem is if I was to go upstairs,
Speaker 1: I would have to walk past their room into my room,
Speaker 1: which which, by the way, he was shared with my brother,
Speaker 1: and then there's my sister's room, and all the rooms
Speaker 1: are on top of each other, and there's there's no privacy,
Speaker 1: and especially with my brother sharing the room with me.
Speaker 1: I would just if I was coming home with a
Speaker 1: date or someone, I would literally come to the front door,
Speaker 1: like lower the lights in the living room, and I'd
Speaker 1: hang out in the living room. And that was where
Speaker 1: I put in the mine probably performance ever, because she
Speaker 1: fell asleep. We were on my parents couch. Okay, what happens,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you can't believe, Thank god, my parents not
Speaker 1: podcast like you did what my parents. By the way,
Speaker 1: it was the old sofa. It was two so was
Speaker 1: did you have the plastic on it? No? Okay, because
Speaker 1: plastic on the front. Okay, So let me ask you
Speaker 1: a question. Do you remember where her pants completely off
Speaker 1: or just down by our ankles, down a little bit?
Speaker 1: They were down a little bit. No, No, there had
Speaker 1: to be there had to be some There had to
Speaker 1: be a start, no quick, there had to be like
Speaker 1: a quick like getaway plan. There had to be. Okay,
Speaker 1: but let's someone if we heard the door open, don't
Speaker 1: I understand that's what There's a bathroom upstairs, so usually
Speaker 1: they would just go into a bathroom sad night. But
Speaker 1: but but if she falls asleep, my parents don't do
Speaker 1: midnight snack things. They don't come down the stairs. You
Speaker 1: were trying to do a midnight na. Okay, So let's
Speaker 1: say you're doing the midnight snack things. She falls asleep.
Speaker 1: Now your dad wants to get a glass of water.
Speaker 1: He's coming downstairs. It could happen. It could could it
Speaker 1: could There is no there's no quick his plan because
Speaker 1: she's sleeping. So the way the banister in the stairs,
Speaker 1: was there a blanket or something you could have thrown
Speaker 1: over her? You can you would get pull her pants up.
Speaker 1: You said it would, yeah, but we would have we
Speaker 1: would have some lead time because the uh would you
Speaker 1: run to the staircase and say, dad, don't come down
Speaker 1: the floorboards above us. We're creaky. So if anyone so
Speaker 1: far as went to start walking in the bedroom, we
Speaker 1: would have that heads up like and then your head
Speaker 1: you would come up like, okay, the heads up, come up.
Speaker 1: Someone is walking in my parents bedroom. That means the
Speaker 1: next moves have to open the door and perhaps come
Speaker 1: down the stairs. I probably had about a good, uh
Speaker 1: thirty second heads up, it's about thirty seconds. Okay, you
Speaker 1: feel like you could a girl who was sleeping. You
Speaker 1: could get the pants up over the bump, the hump,
Speaker 1: the bump, the butt up and then zip and button
Speaker 1: and all that when she's sleeping, and then just go yeah,
Speaker 1: she's tired. I felt bad and when you have a
Speaker 1: story ready. So I don't know if I would have
Speaker 1: panicked and run upstairs going, don't come down. Whatever you do,
Speaker 1: don't come down any what he got down there today? Today?
Speaker 1: What's done there today? Yeah, you'd be trouble. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: I didn't have an upstairs just you have. You had
Speaker 1: an apartment that was even worse. Who bedroom apartment? That's tough.
Speaker 1: How do you pull anything off? So one time I
Speaker 1: brought a girl to the apartment that they were sleeping.
Speaker 1: It's like two in the morning, not to do anything,
Speaker 1: just have her hang out. We're hanging out and the
Speaker 1: walls are paper thin, so it's like so whatever, whatever
Speaker 1: whatever in the room. And then I took her home whatever.
Speaker 1: The next day, my mother goes, so, uh, who's this girl?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh, you're gonna bring a
Speaker 1: boy back to the room at two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: I didn't make any noise. I know you're talking about
Speaker 1: I'm your mother. I'm your mother. At that point I
Speaker 1: knew I was. I was busted. The thing is the parents.
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Speaker 1: I want to hear about Disney. Alright, let me start
Speaker 1: off with what happened at the airport. My kids traveling
Speaker 1: with all three of my kids and my wife, the
Speaker 1: five of us. We're at Newark Airport, Newark Liberty International.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's Newark Camport. We don't call it
Speaker 1: the full name. Come on, And I just flew back
Speaker 1: from Miami a week earlier. We were down there, like
Speaker 1: so four days earlier. I flew back from Miami. So
Speaker 1: I was in Newark Airport to fly to Miami. The
Speaker 1: t s a guy when we get there and my
Speaker 1: kids have loaded up for the plane ride and for
Speaker 1: the hotel room, probably ten to twelve bags of snacks each,
Speaker 1: chips and skittles and you name it whatever for a
Speaker 1: two hour plane ride. Well, for and the ride and
Speaker 1: in the hotel. Do you listen. Well, now, even it's
Speaker 1: still it's still like you make it sound like you're
Speaker 1: gonna be away from the keep week. My daughter had
Speaker 1: a backpack in the park, Okay, so whenever we needed
Speaker 1: a snack or drink right there. It's a sensible way
Speaker 1: to travel on the park when everything is so crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not sensible. I stepped off and I paid for
Speaker 1: twenty for an ice cream cone. Yeah, so it's six
Speaker 1: dollars for a Mickey ice cream pop covered in chocolate.
Speaker 1: You buy the box at like eight in the supermarket
Speaker 1: four bucks. Anyway, So the t s A guy says,
Speaker 1: I take off your shoes and empty your electronic equipment.
Speaker 1: Someone doesn't have t s A P pre check. No, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, My wife and I were going to
Speaker 1: get it and we forgot. We're like, oh damn it.
Speaker 1: We didn't get to know. Plus the kids didn't have it.
Speaker 1: So we're waiting him anyway. Okay, no, I'd send them
Speaker 1: on the line. That's why you don't know. That's why
Speaker 1: you don't know. That's how you don't have kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll meet you in the lounge. So the guy says,
Speaker 1: and take out all food products and snacks and everything.
Speaker 1: But so I say to the guy, excuse me, you
Speaker 1: mean drinks right, No, all your snacks, all your food.
Speaker 1: Let me take my snacks out for I packed the lunch.
Speaker 1: Gotta take it out and take it out. My sandwich
Speaker 1: for the plane. You gotta take it out. Why you
Speaker 1: can't make a bomb out of a sandwich. I didn't
Speaker 1: even say that. I was you know, I'm saying that
Speaker 1: to use it I'm not gonna say that explosive device
Speaker 1: PC police. I get okay. So he says, yeah, I said,
Speaker 1: when did that become a policy? It's always a policy.
Speaker 1: I said, no offense, sir. I was here last week
Speaker 1: flying to Miami and take my snacks out of my
Speaker 1: bag this airport. Is this not Newark Airport? Yeah? Nework Cairpoint.
Speaker 1: So he says, well, then somebody wasn't doing their job.
Speaker 1: What terminal? All right, look, I'm not here to rot
Speaker 1: anybody out. I'm just telling you is it is this
Speaker 1: a Newark thing? No, it's an American thing, whole country.
Speaker 1: So I said, I was on two planes last week
Speaker 1: in my in Miami airport and new and enjoy right here.
Speaker 1: Nobody said snacks. So now the line is backing up
Speaker 1: because nobody knew this, and no one's telling people online
Speaker 1: and get ready to get your snacks out. So my
Speaker 1: kids snacks, it's like under their clothes. It's like different things.
Speaker 1: And what happened a nightmare. So the line is backing
Speaker 1: up like crazy with everybody taking their bags and snacks out.
Speaker 1: So it took like fifteen minutes extra to unpack everything,
Speaker 1: like okay. Then they're like they pull my my youngest
Speaker 1: daughter over and they go, we can't see into three
Speaker 1: of those bags. We actually those bags separately. Can't see
Speaker 1: into the banks. They're not showing up on the X
Speaker 1: ray machine. So I had to bring him up to
Speaker 1: that side table and squeeze them, and they crossed the chips.
Speaker 1: Whatever they got crush. No. Look, I'm about safe him.
Speaker 1: I'm complaining. I want everything to be safe and doing
Speaker 1: their job. I get it, But when did this? When
Speaker 1: did my chips become a problem? Why did it say
Speaker 1: explosive taste Derino's. I gotta understand, you haven't even gotten
Speaker 1: a Disney yet, haven't gotten to Everyone's gonna understand this one.
Speaker 1: We get on the plane. We're in road twelve, right,
Speaker 1: we have five of the six seats in Road twelve. Right.
Speaker 1: Let's say we have a B C D No a
Speaker 1: b C d F, so someone got the middle seat.
Speaker 1: We have the five of the best six seats. Well,
Speaker 1: it was a sold out flight. And what did these
Speaker 1: motherfucker's do who got on the plane before us? I
Speaker 1: was sitting in the back for some reason. They put
Speaker 1: their luggage in my fucking row. Of course they do, right.
Speaker 1: The back of the plane is empty of luggage because
Speaker 1: Rose one through twelve are filled with these lazy, fucking
Speaker 1: pricks who want to put their luggage right away. So
Speaker 1: when they get off, their luggage is by the door
Speaker 1: because it's good for them. They got shitty seats in
Speaker 1: the back of the plane. You know, I put your
Speaker 1: luggage over your fucking own seat. So now I realize
Speaker 1: that I gotta put my bags in the back because
Speaker 1: now thirteen is filled, fourteen is filled. You never want
Speaker 1: to go behind your row because right because everybody's coming
Speaker 1: at you right and no one's gonna pass your back
Speaker 1: forward right and you're that guy right then everyone's gonna
Speaker 1: look at you like. So I have to squeeze my
Speaker 1: way back to eighteen now while people are still coming
Speaker 1: back from the front front to the back to steward. So,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm calling her stewardess after you'll hear
Speaker 1: why in a second. So I said, excuse me, miss,
Speaker 1: I can't get to I have to go back five
Speaker 1: more rows. She goes, she's in my way. Well, I
Speaker 1: have to get to the front of the plane, sir,
Speaker 1: I said, well, I have this luggage here, there's no
Speaker 1: empty seats next to me to get in. I gotta
Speaker 1: put my luggage away, I said, you know there's people.
Speaker 1: We have all of Road twelve. Get all of Road
Speaker 1: twelve on both sides is filled? Yes, sir, I said,
Speaker 1: that's wrong. She said, sir, this is a shared space.
Speaker 1: We have to share the space. I said, we wouldn't
Speaker 1: have to share the space if the people in Row
Speaker 1: thirty put their fucking bags in row where their at
Speaker 1: least have the decency stowarness devalidate my feelings. But instead,
Speaker 1: she says, you shouldn't other words, you shouldn't be angry, sir,
Speaker 1: because the plane is everyone's plane. All of the storage
Speaker 1: is everyone's storage. Oh is it really so? I want
Speaker 1: to put my bags in first class? That's no problem.
Speaker 1: Are the first class seats part of shared space? No,
Speaker 1: they're not right. Is the first class bathroom part of
Speaker 1: shared space? No? So if I pay for Road twelve,
Speaker 1: which by the way is the Morks end, some seat,
Speaker 1: then rode thirty, then I should have overhead been twelve. No, sir,
Speaker 1: it's a shared space. I said, you understand why I'm upset, sir. Right, No,
Speaker 1: you really can't be upset about that. People have a
Speaker 1: right to put the bag now they should not have
Speaker 1: a right. Now. Look, if you put your bags in
Speaker 1: row thirty and you've got to carry on bag that
Speaker 1: doesn't fit, and you want to shove it next to
Speaker 1: my bag because that that's a little bit of room left. Okay.
Speaker 1: If the guy in fifteen only has a half a
Speaker 1: bag and you can put a half a bag, okay,
Speaker 1: but don't get on the plane and go. But my
Speaker 1: bags are up. Fuck everybody, fuck you Row thirty. What
Speaker 1: do you think? Um, I'm right there with you. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: there's dude agreeance. I cannot believe agreement, in agreement or agree.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. Fucking I don't like plan people traveling. Um,
Speaker 1: most people around me on training. Plus, yeah, I knew
Speaker 1: that was coming. I saw it. I was waiting. I'm like,
Speaker 1: where's the recall on the story? Head gun? But no.
Speaker 1: But truth be told, when people fly, it's like their
Speaker 1: brains full out of their head. They don't they're mindless,
Speaker 1: they do stupid things, they don't act natural, they don't
Speaker 1: have and they're they they're rude. And these people that
Speaker 1: are on this flight with you, you know, we're a team,
Speaker 1: work together, right, And and unfortunately the flight attendants stewardess
Speaker 1: is what if you want to call them, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna get any sympathy from them because it's been days
Speaker 1: and months and years and years and years of the
Speaker 1: same bullshit three times. And guess what her begs in
Speaker 1: in compartment one seven? They have one blocked out for
Speaker 1: this ship, right right, or she has a cabinet over
Speaker 1: by the food for her stuff. Okay, great, but the
Speaker 1: but it's a problem. And I always said, if you're
Speaker 1: gonna put your stuff not in your you leave it
Speaker 1: in your row, but you put it across. You could
Speaker 1: do the across thing because when you leave your seat,
Speaker 1: now cross rather than twist your back to try and
Speaker 1: get above your own head. So that's that's thinking, folks,
Speaker 1: that's smart. But dropping your bag in row twelve when
Speaker 1: you're in row thirty. So we ended up in row
Speaker 1: eighteen because you know, the row thirty people probably just
Speaker 1: you know, they're not paying extra for their seeds, right,
Speaker 1: they probably got a discount. They probably got out. They
Speaker 1: didn't plan well, they just got on listen. I don't
Speaker 1: know how they got on the plane before me. I
Speaker 1: don't know how they were groups one. I don't know
Speaker 1: if the group eight or whatever they get. You know,
Speaker 1: those are the people who are in group eight but
Speaker 1: maybe they need assistance getting on, or they had with
Speaker 1: kids kids. So people, we get to Row eighteen and
Speaker 1: there's a there's an open spot and there's a bag.
Speaker 1: There's one woman, older woman sitting in by the window
Speaker 1: and a bag. The bag is horizontal, so it's sideways,
Speaker 1: so it's taking up the hole the whole drawer. And
Speaker 1: so I go, Jesus Christ, because now people are looking
Speaker 1: at me. They're behind me right because I've passed my
Speaker 1: seat now. And so I started turning the woman's bag
Speaker 1: and she says, are you moving my bag? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? I go, you put your bag in sideways?
Speaker 1: She goes, who's to say, Who's who's to say? Who's
Speaker 1: to say, hey, guess what? Fuck you, Dorothy, Fuck you, Dorothy.
Speaker 1: I'm to say, they go. Everyone knows you put the
Speaker 1: wheels in first handle out. Everyone knows that. Everyone unless
Speaker 1: you're listening to this podcast, and you're like, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that this woman had flown before. This was not
Speaker 1: her first flight. She just put her bag in Willy nilly.
Speaker 1: I just put it in that way, figuring you could
Speaker 1: put my big sideways next to hers. Oh no, it's
Speaker 1: try to move hard bag. Put my bag in. Now
Speaker 1: my kids have to put their bags up. So the
Speaker 1: five of us are putting our bags in eighteen and nineteen.
Speaker 1: So on the plane lands and they go, we're going
Speaker 1: to the game. Keep your seatbelts ont we get to
Speaker 1: the gate. Kids now boom like a James like a
Speaker 1: James Bond mission impossible, seatbelts off. My kids go running
Speaker 1: to the eighteen and nineteen kids do that when the
Speaker 1: plane is in motion. You know what, you can't put
Speaker 1: your fucking bags in road twelve. So we get the bag.
Speaker 1: The plane was going one mile an hour. What's gonna happen? Please?
Speaker 1: So we grabbed the bags down. Did they yell you
Speaker 1: on the intercom? You must have No, they didn't. They didn't,
Speaker 1: And the people behind us were like, because they knew
Speaker 1: we were screwed, because I made it. I made like
Speaker 1: a mini scene, you know, So they were like, no,
Speaker 1: let them get their bags. So we got our bags
Speaker 1: because we had to run and get our bags so
Speaker 1: we didn't have to fight the fun the ocean coming
Speaker 1: the wrong way to get our bags. I wish I
Speaker 1: knew because I when the Steward just told me that
Speaker 1: get the time in space. He said, be upset. I said,
Speaker 1: so you're telling me whoever's bags are in twelve has
Speaker 1: the right to do that. That's bullshit. I'd like to
Speaker 1: meet them. Nobody, Nobody said you didn't have the space
Speaker 1: in seven or eight or nine. Now they're all taken
Speaker 1: for the people who are sitting in seven and eight. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's the plane, right, you didn't even get to Disney. No, well,
Speaker 1: the plane home okay. So speaking of doing the right thing,
Speaker 1: I'm slightly I'm I'm gonna say I'm not guilty of
Speaker 1: it because it's a challenge. You can decide whether not
Speaker 1: we're guilty or not. Um, we get up the next
Speaker 1: morning at five thirty in the morning because the Star
Speaker 1: Wars area has opened, okay, and we want to get
Speaker 1: there early because it's open. It opened it at Magic
Speaker 1: Kingdom at Hollywood Studios. And all my kids, two of
Speaker 1: my kids are Star Wars fans. So, um, my wife
Speaker 1: and my I call I'll call him one in three,
Speaker 1: one in three, and my wife had to go take
Speaker 1: care of something and register for something, doesn't matter what.
Speaker 1: And I so my middle daughter and I decide we're
Speaker 1: gonna get online, right, We're gonna get online on on
Speaker 1: the equivalent of Main Street and Hollywood Studios, the main Street.
Speaker 1: When you get in there, so there's maybe a two
Speaker 1: people all kind of lined up in a group, and
Speaker 1: we get on the on the back of the pack
Speaker 1: and uh, there's no lines, no order. It's like twenty
Speaker 1: people wide and ten people d and then uh, they say,
Speaker 1: we're gonna put up the park in fifteen minutes. Right, Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: remember when I played that clip of the guy saying
Speaker 1: it's a little more than less than an hour, and
Speaker 1: we're like, what is he talking about? The woman who
Speaker 1: worked at Disney. Now, you can tweet us if you want,
Speaker 1: if you could explain this one to me. You know
Speaker 1: how people like please hold onto the handrail de sending
Speaker 1: the stairs, They say the same thing over and over again.
Speaker 1: She starts yelling out, stay behind. We'll all be good
Speaker 1: when the line moves. If you stay behind the guests,
Speaker 1: you are in front of ladies and gentlemen. When the
Speaker 1: line moves, stay behind the guests, you are in front
Speaker 1: of I'll go slower for your scary no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, stay the guest you are in front
Speaker 1: of Wow, how do you do that? I'm trying to
Speaker 1: figure out to play my snoring in the meantime. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I would never do that. Okay, here's what this means.
Speaker 1: Huh stay behind the guest. Sure. I think what you're
Speaker 1: trying to say is stay in line, single formation, single file.
Speaker 1: So stay stay there where you are right because you're
Speaker 1: behind someone. But the thing is, you can't be behind
Speaker 1: the person you're in front of. You're in front of
Speaker 1: the person behind you. So if you're in front of
Speaker 1: the person behind you, you're in back of the person
Speaker 1: in front of you. Uh yeah, Okay, that's what you're
Speaker 1: going with. Just say one more time when when the
Speaker 1: crowd on the lines, when the crowd starts moving, please
Speaker 1: stay behind the guests. You are in front of Wow.
Speaker 1: It's not even the stage. So the first time I
Speaker 1: was super out of my middle daughter was this moment
Speaker 1: because the first time she said it, we looked at
Speaker 1: each other and we did a slow burned head slowly
Speaker 1: and we looked at each other, went what the fuck?
Speaker 1: And I went, I thought it was me? She I
Speaker 1: thought it was me? Did she? Did you? Correct? The woman?
Speaker 1: So my daughter says to me, Dad, we're on vacation.
Speaker 1: Don't say an dar, I said, I said, kid, you're
Speaker 1: asking me, you're asking. I'm shaking now, could please let
Speaker 1: me tell her? Behind right? What she means is, stay
Speaker 1: behind the guest in front of you, right, stay behind
Speaker 1: the guests in front of you. No, stay behind the
Speaker 1: guests you're in front of you, the person in front
Speaker 1: of correct or right? She said, stay behind the guest
Speaker 1: you are in front of. Oh yeah, Now my guess
Speaker 1: is this woman does that every day, five days a
Speaker 1: week at Hollywood studios. She's probably about four, gray haired,
Speaker 1: older lady. Okay, So the crowd starts moving and this
Speaker 1: so stormtroopers, uh are leading the way, and let's see
Speaker 1: if I have I want to make sure I have
Speaker 1: the music to paint the picture the I'm just befuddled
Speaker 1: because you know, this woman says this hundreds of times
Speaker 1: a day, every times a day. Has not one person
Speaker 1: who's past her corrected her. No, one, no, no. The
Speaker 1: Imperial March here it is. This is the music we hear. Now,
Speaker 1: so we're following this, you know. So we're all walking
Speaker 1: step step step step step step right, Well, so we're
Speaker 1: all following these this group of stormtroopers. But then the
Speaker 1: street widens up and we were on the outside, so
Speaker 1: we start to go around the outside, and now we're like,
Speaker 1: go around the outside, round the outside, round. The couple
Speaker 1: of trailer pop girls were in front of us, perfect right,
Speaker 1: my headphones on, okay, So now we're like fifty and
Speaker 1: then the street widens a little more, and because it widens,
Speaker 1: we're now we're moving up, so we sort of make
Speaker 1: a game out of it, and people are jocking for
Speaker 1: position because now there's no line. Nobody is staying in
Speaker 1: front of the guests there in front of, not one
Speaker 1: person staying behind. The guests are in front of, so
Speaker 1: everyone's jocking. So as the street narrows, you have to
Speaker 1: like funnel it and widen funnel and wide. It's a
Speaker 1: ten minute walk to the Star Wars land in the back.
Speaker 1: By the time we get to the midway point, my
Speaker 1: daughter and I are in the front of the pack.
Speaker 1: Of course, because you guys are smart as everybody well,
Speaker 1: and when by this is not a luggage thing. We
Speaker 1: didn't put the luggage above every everybody's trying to like,
Speaker 1: you know, and just as it widens, you can you
Speaker 1: can widen up and the people in the middle didn't
Speaker 1: get faster, so we just whatever. And then she's doing
Speaker 1: the she's doing the girl thing. Little girl thinks, sneaking
Speaker 1: up a little bit here, and then I go, my daughter.
Speaker 1: I gotta get to my daughter, So I catch up.
Speaker 1: The people let me in front of the door. So
Speaker 1: as we're walking, we go by what looks like a
Speaker 1: a little island in the pathway. It's like a fork
Speaker 1: in the road. So we go around the fork. It's
Speaker 1: like a little park, a little tree, garbage pail. Right,
Speaker 1: we go around it, and I'm on the left side
Speaker 1: of the pack. This guy, I know how old he
Speaker 1: is at the moment, jumps over the little dirt patch
Speaker 1: and the garbage pail and jumps in front of me.
Speaker 1: He cuts the line and jumps in front of me.
Speaker 1: So now I'm like second or third in this twelve
Speaker 1: wide pack. It's like, oh, it's not a big deal,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Uh. I'm a little annoyed he cut me.
Speaker 1: So as the thing widens and narrows and widens and narrows,
Speaker 1: I end up in front of him again. Right now
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm in the third row. I got people
Speaker 1: in front of me. I'm not trying to be first whatever.
Speaker 1: My daughters in the second row in front of me,
Speaker 1: and this guy boom bangs his elbow into me, trying
Speaker 1: to get past me, like bang, So I give him
Speaker 1: an elbow, like my elbow to him. Right, you're getting
Speaker 1: into a fight on earth. So I try to go, hey,
Speaker 1: be careful. You elbowed me like the Jentlemy elbowed me
Speaker 1: trying to get past me. So he says you can't.
Speaker 1: He goes, uh, youse, you got in front of me, right,
Speaker 1: because he was in front of me at one point.
Speaker 1: I go, oh, I'm sorry, missed it, jumps over the grass,
Speaker 1: knocks into a garbage pail to cut in front of me. Guy,
Speaker 1: wasn't that you five minutes ago? You jumped across the
Speaker 1: grass area. So he doesn't say anything. So then one
Speaker 1: guy goes, you tell him, man, you tell him because
Speaker 1: we're all star wars nerds. Nobody's gonna hit anybody. No
Speaker 1: one's hitting anybody. We're all like you know, Milenia Falcon.
Speaker 1: You know so it But it was the point was
Speaker 1: this guy jumped over the little garden, slammed into the
Speaker 1: garbage pail to get into the front of the line. Well,
Speaker 1: we were like scooching, scooch and scooching. So, by the way,
Speaker 1: what does getting first get you? Well, what does first means?
Speaker 1: Get that you get right on the ride. But what's
Speaker 1: the matter, what's it if you're if your first or eleven?
Speaker 1: There was no It was no difference. So my daughter
Speaker 1: and I hung. In fact, you probably all get on
Speaker 1: the same ride because the ride holds how many people
Speaker 1: on the homon No, because it's I, it's I don't
Speaker 1: want to tell you what the ride is. Because and
Speaker 1: there's two rides at Star Wars Land. Only one was
Speaker 1: open when we were there, which not not yet. It's coming,
Speaker 1: it's coming, okay, So we get on the ride. It
Speaker 1: was fine, all right. I'm not gonna tell you what
Speaker 1: happened with the cheeseburger. Say that for next week. I
Speaker 1: will tell you we're gonna have We're gonna have Disney
Speaker 1: Park two. Next week there'll be Disney Part two. I
Speaker 1: will tell you. I saw a Grape Soda shirt in
Speaker 1: the store which I posted on my Instagram and I
Speaker 1: put down We're good, and everybody got that joke. I
Speaker 1: didn't buy it, but we're good, okay. Um, that day
Speaker 1: there was a Christmas trees everywhere, right, Christmas trees and
Speaker 1: uh so some old guy was trying to take his
Speaker 1: iPhone and take a picture of the Christmas tree. So
Speaker 1: I'm standing next to him waiting because his family is
Speaker 1: by the tree. Is I would take a picture you
Speaker 1: stand by the tree. So he takes a picture of
Speaker 1: of the tree and it's blurry, right, So he's looking
Speaker 1: at the blurry picture, and now he's trying to pinch
Speaker 1: and zoom and tapping the screen to make it clearer,
Speaker 1: to make it clearer, right, because he's thinking. He thinks
Speaker 1: he's still on camera, so he's he's like, it's not focusing.
Speaker 1: But I see that it's the picture he just took.
Speaker 1: So I'm waiting there, and my wife says, just tell him,
Speaker 1: Norman enjoying this, Just just just tell him because she
Speaker 1: was online like for something and she was told the
Speaker 1: guy but he's pinching and zooming the thing. Um. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, So I'll tell you about the cheeseburger
Speaker 1: next week. Um, I can't tell you about the free dessert.
Speaker 1: I will tell you. We went to the one of
Speaker 1: the African restaurants one of the hotels is uh an
Speaker 1: animal Safari. No that's Hawaiian. No, No, that's not it's
Speaker 1: a Polynesian has Hawaiian themed is right on Theesian Islands. No,
Speaker 1: it's uh it's the one where the animals roam free
Speaker 1: in the middle and it's like a horseshoe shaped hotel.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I forget, it doesn't matter. Tweet, it's okay, okay. Uh.
Speaker 1: So we get to the restaurant and everybody has an
Speaker 1: African name. Everybody's like, well, I don't do the accent,
Speaker 1: but okay, like welcome, welcome to whatever the name in
Speaker 1: the restaurant was. I don't remember, Jombo, Jambo, something like that, Jombo.
Speaker 1: Everyone's gotten. And these people are clearly they seem to
Speaker 1: be there. They're African, and they're beautiful women and beautiful names,
Speaker 1: exotic everything. They bring us over to the table, enjoy
Speaker 1: your dinner. Very nice, beautiful, I think like her name
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know her name, meant flower or something.
Speaker 1: I asked her what it was, beauty of according the
Speaker 1: lion king, now what are you doing? She had x
Speaker 1: is in her name and it was beautiful name. So
Speaker 1: so as you were so so, she says to me,
Speaker 1: your waiter, your server, Ron will be over shortly, Ron
Speaker 1: Ron paying for African apich. I go, what are you
Speaker 1: sure that's sound like short for like Raja Mohammeda or
Speaker 1: something like raj something. No, just Ron Ron. So Ron
Speaker 1: comes over. So so before it comes over, as I go,
Speaker 1: really and my wife's like, what, we're here for the
Speaker 1: experience and Ron's here, it's like going to like you know,
Speaker 1: when you gotta p F Chang's with Chinese food, it's like,
Speaker 1: dam your waiter, Mike, you lose. Like we talked about
Speaker 1: Stacy's pizza. Ron was the Stacy's Pizza of African restaurant waiters.
Speaker 1: Ron okay, So I said, we're gonna have a bad experience.
Speaker 1: Why because I don't feel Ron knows the food. I
Speaker 1: don't feel Ron knows the culture. I don't think Ron
Speaker 1: has grown up with cooka borrow birds and and whatever.
Speaker 1: They're all over the wall. By the way, let me
Speaker 1: point out you are at a restaurant, an African restaurant.
Speaker 1: In this let me point out to you which culture
Speaker 1: is the restaurant. Let me point out to you Disney
Speaker 1: does an amazing job at Epcot and the theme restaurants
Speaker 1: of having people from the countries that that you're that
Speaker 1: you're you're experiencing and you and the cooking is authentic. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's terrific. The food was terrific. And they all have
Speaker 1: vegetar exception to that. There. I'm telling you the food
Speaker 1: was excellent. That that doesn't mean no, excellent doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that it was exact the way that they cook. Do
Speaker 1: I know of which African country? And and by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm aware that Africa is a continent. Before says that
Speaker 1: you couldn't go, you couldn't get It's like ordering Italians
Speaker 1: going to an Italian restaurant in Epcot in Italy. The
Speaker 1: Italian food is good there. I'm sure it's great, but
Speaker 1: it's still Disney. You're still in Disney. But they can't
Speaker 1: hire people that are good. You can hire people who good. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not no, you but you get you didn't get
Speaker 1: an Italian guy off the Boatian why they actually have
Speaker 1: boats there? Who's when I went to Naples and I
Speaker 1: had an amazing meal in Capri, I went to a
Speaker 1: mountaintop and I had the best lunch of my life.
Speaker 1: It was so good and it was authentic and it
Speaker 1: was real and the were coming from the from the
Speaker 1: backyard you and it was it was that's the real deal.
Speaker 1: You can't find that in Disney, Okay? Did I tell you?
Speaker 1: Did I tell the story on the podcast about when
Speaker 1: we were in uh uh in Rome and we went
Speaker 1: to a restaurant in Rome about two blocks in the
Speaker 1: Trevi Fountain? Did I tell that story? You may have
Speaker 1: where we had We had pasta this little restaurant and
Speaker 1: the pasta was perfectly cooked. And my wife says it really,
Speaker 1: He said, how we tell stories here? We jumped to
Speaker 1: the end? Was that the end? I was working around
Speaker 1: with you. I didn't know it was Marilla. We asked that.
Speaker 1: He goes, she says, I said to it. I said
Speaker 1: to the waiter, this pasta. It's so delicious. It's it's
Speaker 1: the most It was pokadel or whatever, and I said,
Speaker 1: I wish it was some white we could take home.
Speaker 1: Do you sell the pasta bea? He goes, it's a Marilla.
Speaker 1: It's a Marilla, he said to me, and he brought
Speaker 1: the box out. It's a Marilla. So you don't know
Speaker 1: what you ate and for all you know, it could
Speaker 1: have been some gumba from Brooklyn to move to Italy
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, I'm gona working into pizza place.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I'm just saying i'd authentic experience. Okay,
Speaker 1: but what had have been a little more authentic if
Speaker 1: the guy's name was Vienness like I was his friend
Speaker 1: is supposed to ron Ron comes over. He goes, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. You want to be immersed in the experience,
Speaker 1: like the hostess. We want you want them to like
Speaker 1: jerk you off. The hostess was like, loo, come to Damba,
Speaker 1: she said, like he says, I. I know the music
Speaker 1: and the atmosphere is there. I get it. I get
Speaker 1: Ron Ron. So I was like, maybe you got an
Speaker 1: African style dinner, but it can't be authentic African cooking.
Speaker 1: Why why can't they have people fucking clay pots. They're
Speaker 1: not cooking over open flames. So if the women don't
Speaker 1: carry the bulls on their head, it can't be good.
Speaker 1: They're not cooking. No, it's not real. It's not authentic.
Speaker 1: You're not getting more authenticity and Disney you're not getting
Speaker 1: with think anything. Why am I like that? So, Ron,
Speaker 1: you're making a big for the guy's knee when you're
Speaker 1: sitting in the middle of let me ask you a
Speaker 1: question in an African style restaurant, matter what the hell
Speaker 1: the guy's name is. At that point, you're not eating
Speaker 1: real African food. Based on the fact I went to
Speaker 1: an African restaurant. My waiter his name was Ron. I
Speaker 1: ordered a diet coke noise. What do you think? I
Speaker 1: got a diet coke with ice? Right? Sorry's blowing me out.
Speaker 1: So so I don't want to cause a scene because
Speaker 1: we're on vacation. He's got the big tray of drinks.
Speaker 1: When he comes over and he stands next to me
Speaker 1: as he passes the drinks out, and I go, hey, Ron, Ron,
Speaker 1: that's what I said. I ordered a diet coke noise
Speaker 1: And he goes, yep, here you go, and he hands
Speaker 1: it to me. So I go, hey, Ron, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: about it. No ice here you go? Yeah, he said, yep,
Speaker 1: here you go, and there was ice in it. I go, Ron, clearly, Ron,
Speaker 1: my man did not, is it Ron? I don't know
Speaker 1: if you heard me. I apologize I ordered it without ice. Oh,
Speaker 1: he says, Oh, you should have told me. I should
Speaker 1: have told him. Maybe maybe he was from Africa. Did
Speaker 1: I did tell you? You know? I did tell you,
Speaker 1: and then I said, make sure you stand behind the
Speaker 1: guests you're in front of. That's what I said. So
Speaker 1: the meal, the meal was fine, but he messed up
Speaker 1: my should My point was about was about ron Um.
Speaker 1: Then we had some problems with some rides, and tell
Speaker 1: you the ride problem and then next episode I will
Speaker 1: tell you the big stuff and what happened. And I
Speaker 1: complained at the fancy restaurant. No, I'm gonna tell a
Speaker 1: couple of things that happened. Number one, I'll give you
Speaker 1: the story next week. My daughter lost her scarf on
Speaker 1: a ride. That is an epic battle. We'll get to
Speaker 1: that next week. An Epcot battle and Epcot battle, thank you,
Speaker 1: it was not an Epcot very good. Um. We went
Speaker 1: to Space Mountain. Now, if you've ever been on Space Mountain,
Speaker 1: it's our favorite ride. It's a mediocre roller coaster as
Speaker 1: far as not like a big giant upside down loopy
Speaker 1: loop in the dark. In the dark. So the main
Speaker 1: feature of Space Mountain is the dark. Yes, you don't
Speaker 1: know where you're going, you can't see the rounds in
Speaker 1: front of you. In reality, it's like it's like the
Speaker 1: kind of roller coaster you'd see on a pier by
Speaker 1: an ocean. Right. It's like a metal roller coaster that
Speaker 1: zips around quickly, and it's great. The hills aren't big,
Speaker 1: but their fast. It's my favorite ride maybe on the planet.
Speaker 1: But what's great about it is you're in the dark,
Speaker 1: or you could see maybe ten percent. We get on
Speaker 1: Space Mountain, the lights are on. What's the point? So
Speaker 1: inside Space Mountain, off on one of the corners of
Speaker 1: the four corners of the ceiling is a ride called
Speaker 1: the People Mover. Now, if you're on the People move
Speaker 1: a ride, which is like a tram that goes around
Speaker 1: Future Tomorrowland, they were working on the ride there and
Speaker 1: they had to put the lights on so they could
Speaker 1: work on the People move A ride. So the top
Speaker 1: level of Space Mountain is lit up, so you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can see the track. How cool is that? Big deal?
Speaker 1: I want the dark back. So we get off the
Speaker 1: ride and I say to the guy as we get off, Hey, man, uh,
Speaker 1: why is the light on or the fixing People Mover?
Speaker 1: So I said, uh, yeah, but the ride experience was
Speaker 1: not right. The lights on just I'm just saying, and
Speaker 1: he says, oh, well, normally I would give you a
Speaker 1: free ride you can get back on. But it's not
Speaker 1: our fault. Someone turned the lights on it. It was
Speaker 1: absolutely he says. If there's a problem with Space Mountain,
Speaker 1: then we give you a free ride. But because it's
Speaker 1: the people move are being repaired, technically we don't need
Speaker 1: to give you a free ride. So I said, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I go whoa, whoa. It's the experience of Space Mountain
Speaker 1: that was ruined, he is, yeah, but technically it was
Speaker 1: people mover that was broken, So I can't give you
Speaker 1: a free ride. You do whatever you want. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't do that. Oh you can't, So fill that in
Speaker 1: my back pocket. Hold that thought. We go to, um,
Speaker 1: we're an Epcot and we're on the Imaginarium ride, the
Speaker 1: one with Figment and uh the guy from Monty Python,
Speaker 1: Eric Idol, And halfway through the ride the audio stops
Speaker 1: on the ride and then the video that goes along
Speaker 1: with the stink Machine. The stink Machine is supposed to
Speaker 1: show you a video of a skunk, right, and you're
Speaker 1: supposed to smell the stink, smell the skunk. Then the
Speaker 1: lights go off and you smell the rose and you
Speaker 1: smell the mint. Well, the picture froze on the skunk
Speaker 1: and it only shot out the stink, so the nice
Speaker 1: smell never came. The sound was off and the skunk
Speaker 1: blurred and went wow. Right, So like, okay, second ride
Speaker 1: is not working. We go on the rock and Roll
Speaker 1: roller coaster, the Arrowsmith roller coaster. That's the only roller
Speaker 1: coaster I go upside down on. Love it. So the ride,
Speaker 1: you strap on, you strap in, and they put these
Speaker 1: shoulder harness over you, the restraint. You're getting this giant
Speaker 1: limo car and you get right up to the start.
Speaker 1: You can't see the tunnel. It's in the dark, and
Speaker 1: they go, we're gonna traffic on the park. We're gonna
Speaker 1: have to go. And the announcer there's a guy from
Speaker 1: Ronnie from k We're on five in Los Angeles, and
Speaker 1: they go, get ready to rock and roll, and then
Speaker 1: they go, hold on, hold on please, we're probably with
Speaker 1: the ride. So I'm sitting there squeezing my shoulder restraint
Speaker 1: because I'm ready. You love that upside down loop? I don't,
Speaker 1: but I love the ride and the Arrowsmith music and
Speaker 1: the lights of the knee. You're you're anticipating it all afternoon,
Speaker 1: and so this ride it goes like a shotgun. It
Speaker 1: just shoves you froom zero to seventy eight, boom in
Speaker 1: into the loop. It's lightning, so you have to be ready.
Speaker 1: So it's like face forward, so your face forward, remember that,
Speaker 1: and you just stop. So I'm waiting and waiting and
Speaker 1: I can't turn because you have to face forward. So
Speaker 1: I'm waiting. Yeah, you don't get whippler and the and
Speaker 1: the digital display that gives you the countdown is not down.
Speaker 1: They're not say anything. So I'm like, ride number three
Speaker 1: not working like so then finally, after like a minute
Speaker 1: and a half, the goo ah and it starts for
Speaker 1: no no announcement. It starts again and then voom, and
Speaker 1: the ride was fine. We're at Haunted Mansion on our
Speaker 1: last night, Welcome Welcome Mortals. In the middle of the ride,
Speaker 1: it stops, no announcement, it just stops with sitting there.
Speaker 1: You just had this cloud of bad luck. We're sitting there,
Speaker 1: sitting there, sitting there, sitting had a terrible experience at Disney,
Speaker 1: neither have up until this. Okay, we're sitting there. All
Speaker 1: of a sudden, the ride starts again and we're moving. Okay,
Speaker 1: not a big deal, but it's the fourth broken ride
Speaker 1: that we're on in Disney, and again, I'll go back tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I love Disney, right, but I gotta tell you the
Speaker 1: scarf story next week because that's when it was like,
Speaker 1: that's it. So we get off the ride and my
Speaker 1: middle door I wrote this down here. I'm so proud
Speaker 1: of her, she says to me, Um, is anyone going
Speaker 1: to address this? What she says, is anyone going to
Speaker 1: address the factor ride stopped? Don't I deserve a free
Speaker 1: brownie or something? I could have been more proud. I
Speaker 1: kind of proud of my daughter, I said, she said,
Speaker 1: I deserve a free brownie. That's the fourth ride that's
Speaker 1: been not working. So I want you to know something.
Speaker 1: You guys listen to the podcast and you enjoy it,
Speaker 1: and you get a kick out of the rans. Some
Speaker 1: most of you, except for the woman who texted and
Speaker 1: said you can't stand me on the Big Show. He's
Speaker 1: always complaining, come on, man, what we do right? But
Speaker 1: my family has always been don't cause to see and
Speaker 1: I go, I got the meal for free, and they go,
Speaker 1: they okay, but that money can I'll be used to
Speaker 1: take you to the movies or whatever. They go, all right.
Speaker 1: It was so bad. It's at a certain point my
Speaker 1: wife said to me, go get them, Go get them.
Speaker 1: She made a suggestion. My kids were rooting for me
Speaker 1: when you're on vacation. By the way, when you were
Speaker 1: supposed to be turned off, you were really supposed to
Speaker 1: be checked out of the whole defense mechanism. So at
Speaker 1: some point they took the scissors and they cut the
Speaker 1: seran wrap off me and said, do your job, go
Speaker 1: do it, Go get him? And what did you get? Well, Nana,
Speaker 1: I can't get it next. So I just want to
Speaker 1: say how proud I am of my daughter and tell
Speaker 1: you one one last story. It's scary about about what
Speaker 1: happened to Disney. This is on Disney related except it
Speaker 1: happened to Disney. I'm in the bathroom at Epcot, right Epcot,
Speaker 1: and uh it's got a door that opens in, a
Speaker 1: door that closes, and the door that opens to go
Speaker 1: in obviously do opens the windoor closes. What I mean
Speaker 1: was to go in the door swings in, you have
Speaker 1: to go out. The door swings out. So uh, I
Speaker 1: go into the bathroom and I do my I do
Speaker 1: my business. My family's wherever they are waiting, and uh,
Speaker 1: I pushed the door open at a normal speed. The
Speaker 1: door opens and I hit a guy who was walking
Speaker 1: across the opening of the double the two doors to
Speaker 1: get to his door. The door hits him and I said,
Speaker 1: uh oh, I'm so sorry. He says, hey, man, watch
Speaker 1: what you're doing. So I said, I'm sorry. I said
Speaker 1: I was sorry, But how can I watch what I'm
Speaker 1: doing behind the door? But no window? It's a closed door.
Speaker 1: I opened it. Why would you walk in front of
Speaker 1: a door that swings outward. You gotta walk a little
Speaker 1: bit of an arc and go to your door. But
Speaker 1: he walked directly in front of the door that opens
Speaker 1: to people to get out. He tells me I should
Speaker 1: watch what I'm doing. I said, you're dumb enough to
Speaker 1: walk in front of the door. I already apologize to you.
Speaker 1: He's like, you hurt me watching you doing? Well? Where
Speaker 1: are my wrong? Scary? You're not open the door. You
Speaker 1: open the door and you couldn't see behind it. He
Speaker 1: doesn't understand how doors were and he says, watch what
Speaker 1: I'm doing, Hey, watch what you're doing. Yeah, I'm watching.
Speaker 1: I'm watching as I'm pushing this door opright. So based
Speaker 1: on that, and that's what I'm doing based on me
Speaker 1: not knowing your name. You're fat, bastard. Fuck you, Stanley,
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