WEBVTT - #108 Rock-A-Bye Skeery On The Tree Top 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:06.960 Let me go Brodian scary start up, star Up, Brooklyn Boys, 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:17.439 start up, Brooklyn Boys data they making noise, data up 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:24.080 episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Oh eight, we've done 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:26.520 a lot of these. I'm gonna do the math figure 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:29.080 out how many we've done. I wonder how many actually 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:31.880 we've done one oh nine? Yeah, and I dont have 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:33.720 to count episode zero, right, And then I did a 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:37.160 bonus interview but that we didn't count that. It didn't 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:40.680 count number now we didnt number. We're like bonus. Called 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:43.000 it a bonus and it got the most episode listen. 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:48.199 It was interview of U Jeremy Pit Jeremy Piven, who 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:52.239 was great. Yeah, okay, so this is Friday or day late. 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:54.240 We had a holiday party yesterday. We want to get 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:56.040 to that later. A lot to talk about the holiday party, 0:00:56.120 --> 0:00:58.520 Yes we do, and not only that, U with the 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.560 recap Thanksgiving, want to read yes, which includes my trip 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:04.360 to Disney and my trip to my house in Brooklyn 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:08.720 where Aunt Millie she didn't want to go back to 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:11.560 the assistant, so as I always do. Oh, I got 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:14.640 here that and then she pretended to fall asleep on 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:17.000 the bark or lounge. So here's what I love about. 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:20.480 I'm sorry, could you take me back tomorrow? Here's what 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.160 I love about. The slices are slices are fantastic listeners. 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:25.280 I go to Disney, the happiest place on earth, and 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:27.480 people are tweeting me, can't wait to hear what was wrong, 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:30.600 can't wait to hear your rant and so don't worry. 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:34.520 Plenty went wrong, plenty of ranting, some free dessert stories, 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:36.920 a lot of good thing. But the thing is, you 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:39.479 would think that a company like Disney would have their 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:42.000 ship buttoned up. Well, you'll hear, I will, I will 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:46.120 be graphics now. I would feel like they, of all people, 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:48.440 wouldn't need to give out free to see you would 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:51.360 think you would think I would think that they were 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.120 there so perfect. And I go there. We go there 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:55.640 almost every year in service. That's we save up for. 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.600 We go for a few days. Uh, and listen, I 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:00.640 love Disney. Nothing bad to say at Disney. But there 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:03.560 were some experiences not up to part we'll talk about that. 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.440 I'm talking about. How tell you how proud my daughter 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:09.960 made me of her in one of the experiences. So proud? Uh. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.880 And then I'm I'm going to tease forward and tease something. 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:15.920 I'm gonna mention my problem with gender reveal parties because 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.840 I did tease that last episode, I didn't get to it. 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:20.960 I'm gonna tell you about you know, I'm gonna slip 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:23.639 this in Tales over Cocktails. I'm not sure how I 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:26.040 feel about this. Remind me that our friends down the 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:28.639 hall who do the podcast Tales of the Cocktails, whom 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:30.480 have an issue with them. I'm not sure how I feel. 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:34.560 And I promise you this is not one of those like, yeah, sure, okay, 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.200 I have some audio. I have not let Scary here. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.760 I was just able to download it. Hopefully we'll plan 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:42.000 on the big Elvis stran in morning show on Monday. 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:44.280 But the files are really large. I had to figure 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:45.600 how to upload them. I knew how to do it, 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:47.520 but I uploaded him that I got them, but they 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:49.080 were hard last night. I didn't have them ready in 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.280 time for the morning show this morning, so I apologized 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:57.359 to I have. I have two clips I made into three, 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:59.280 but they're two clips. Scary has not heard It's not 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:02.520 a bit, it'sy has not heard them. No, because in fact, 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:04.600 you kicked me out of the studio. I did put 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:06.799 them into did in fact we're in the backup studio 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:08.919 where I run the board. Yeah, so because I can't 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:10.240 even let him see the board, I don't want him 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:14.639 see the button is nothing. So he's running the controls today, right, 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:17.120 So I want? I wanted? Scary is honest reaction to this, 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:19.400 because so I'm telling you, this is the kind of 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:22.519 sound you're gonna go back and listen to again and again. 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:24.639 It's one of those I think we'll have it on 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:26.440 the show. I think it'll be good sound for the show. 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:30.000 Quality's like all like goofy look, and he has no idea. 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:32.960 It's obviously making fun of me. Something I might have 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:35.960 set on a microphone somewhere. It was drunk. I'm not okay. 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:40.280 Let me just preface this. I was drunk at the 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:43.760 company party yesterday. We had an afternoon party, which, by 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:47.760 the way, is brilliant because it gives everybody the afternoon off, 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:49.320 so you were pretty much work a half day. In 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.280 the second half you spend drinking. I did not get 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.000 any sound from the party. It's not what it's about. 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:56.400 Because at one point I did say scrophone at the 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:59.760 company and I was yelling into the mic. I said 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:02.440 to stay aged first before you finished this. So they 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:06.200 had ten bags. Uh. We threw raffle tickets and each 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:09.320 one represented a prize head phones. By the way, listen, 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:11.600 let's not let's call it what it is. It's a 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:15.840 Chinese auction. Okay, fine, that's no. No, no, Now they 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:20.560 refer to them as tricky trays because the PC police 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:25.120 and the snowflakes. No no, no, everyone's pissed. No, you 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:30.600 can't say Chinese snow flakes and have now call it 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.520 the tricky tray. That's what it's a tricky trade for 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.760 a long time. Now. No, it's a Chinese auction. Okay, 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:40.040 that's what they're called at Scary Jones. I don't know 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:43.039 why they changed the name. I don't know how what 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:46.800 was offensive? Hold on? Is there something wrong? D hold on? 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:49.200 Look at your phone. Why is it called the Chinese auction? 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:52.000 This gotta be If it's something offensive and racist, then 0:04:52.040 --> 0:05:02.120 I apologize. Oh hold on, Oh yeah, you don't want 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:06.440 to do that. We were. Chinese auction is also known 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:09.920 as a penny raffle or chance auction. At the time, 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:13.839 Chinese laborers were paid low wages, and Chinese came to 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:16.599 mean cheap in American slang. But it doesn't mean. That 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:21.160 doesn't mean cheap because the raffle tickets are inexpensive. This 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:24.680 perhaps has led to the characterization. So there's an article 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.839 from the New York Times. Uh yeah, so it's called 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:31.120 that because it's a cheap auction. There are multiple sites. Yeah, 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:34.000 it was cheap. You know how much? Tickets were free? 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:38.560 The tickets were free. But why are they trying to associate? 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:43.480 Let's check Wikipedia? Hold on, Oh my god, ah well, 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:46.520 they want my two seventy five to use to use Wikipedia? No, thanks, 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:48.120 just put an ad up at the top. No, you 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:51.200 know what you do the work to write Wikipedia. The 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:57.080 people write Wikipedia. What do you have to pay them? Okay, 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:59.120 what do you find? Oh? No, this? Wikipedia says it's 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:02.000 unclear whether this type of auction actually originated in Chinese. 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:05.000 It is much more likely the term derives from chance auction, 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:07.120 which is also know the name for this type of auction. 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:09.200 The term Chinese may have been used in the case 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:12.560 to convey that this type of auction was mysterious, intriguing, 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:15.120 or secretive. See but then, but that's like no, but 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:20.320 that's not good either. Hold on, um, the mere fact 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:24.920 that you can't pinpoint why it's wrong and outdated and offensive. 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:29.520 Is reason enough to keep it name that because there's 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:33.160 nothing clear there's no clear evidence that that that's racist 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:36.560 or that's wrong. On. Let's see if people are it 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.800 goes back the term Chinese auction offensive. Let's see, you're 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:43.960 gonna get opinion sites now. No, I'm just saying, the 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:47.840 snow flakes have spoken. It's a tricky tray. Hold On 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:52.760 was I don't know why, but even if something is 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:57.440 somewhat sound, it sounds like it could be offensive. They 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:01.200 change the name. Uh. It was also a term called 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:05.520 a Chinaman's chance, meaning you had no chance Chinese immigrants 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:09.720 who had no protections under the law. Z z z. 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:12.200 They kick name change. Oh, here it is two twelve 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:16.840 politically correct name. Hold On just says hold on it 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:24.840 sayld On, I'll just wait wasting precious time here. You 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:27.080 know what, I don't like any of these answers to 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:29.920 read them right. I. I don't think you can call 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:31.920 it a Chinese fire droll, though, when everyone gets out 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:33.680 of the car and switches seats, I don't. I don't. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:35.560 I don't know why that's offensive, nor do I know 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:37.560 why it's because you said the word Chinese and there 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:40.240 must be some offensiveness in there, so let's change the name, 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:41.880 all right. So I'm not gonna get into it because 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:44.800 I'm not sure. Okay, as a as a white person, 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:47.560 I don't get it why this is offensive. I'm not 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.640 gonna say it. But there was a story came out 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:52.720 of San Francisco. I told you the story. Uh, sportscaster 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:56.200 in San Francisco made a comment about Lamar Jackson, who's 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.480 the quarterback of the Baltimore Ravens. You could do this 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:01.120 here on this podcast. No, because if it is offensive, 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:03.120 I don't want it to. But is it offensive because 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:05.920 you you told this to me? But okay, but again, 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:10.080 we're white hashtag we're white? And what I mean is 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:13.280 like I'm Jewish, right, you can't determine for me what's offensive. 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:15.200 For instance, Dill is offensive. You can't tell me whether 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.960 or not Dill is offensive. So I can't tell people 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:23.600 of color what's offensive. But I describe what happened, you can't. Okay, 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:25.480 I'll tell you the story, and I'm not gonna let's 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:27.480 not discuss that. After I tell you the story. Why 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:30.160 not just have people look up the story, because then 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:32.520 that's going to require them to hit stop on this, 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:35.400 but I don't want to. But here's the thing. I look, 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.640 we're not snowflakes. I don't want to white splain something. 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:40.360 And I feel like, unless you know what, when Spruce 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:43.320 comes in, Spruce is coming by today, we have a 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:45.520 we have a for him. We have a we have 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:48.840 a jingle for Spruce. If Spruce comes in, people be 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:53.079 our residents, sports expert of color, and he can decide 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:54.840 whether or not he's offensive. But keep in mind he 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:58.240 doesn't speak for all people of color. But I like 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:01.400 this world, no one speaks for everyone. That's right, that's right, 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:03.920 so right, So we'll get Spruce's opinion. I did tell 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:05.600 him I'm gonna text him right now, hold on him 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:07.679 the tom right now, come down. I told him to 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:09.520 come down because he's working on a jingle for me. 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:14.360 But let's let's get Spruce on the lucy here, please alright, 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:17.800 come by, but the me in the meantime, I don't 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:21.200 understand what's offensive by Chinese auction. Okay, waityway, waitywait back 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:26.240 to the story. I'll have to please I. I don't 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:29.319 want to forget this because it is fantastic, and I'm 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:32.040 going to forget it. So it's already forgot. No, it's 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:35.480 already forgotten. Um where is it here? I want to 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:38.720 get the name right, you son of a bitch. The 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:40.679 the young lady that did the flow chart for us 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.079 the last time did episode one oh seven as a 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.880 flow chart, I don't get where is it? She sent 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:48.200 it to me in my email and I cropped it 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:50.640 and I did not leave her name on the page. 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:53.120 And she's gonna be mad. So we'll give her props 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:54.839 next week. But I'm gonna put it on Instagram. We'll 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.199 put on both of our instagrams at David Brody, who 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:59.520 needs more followers, At Scary Jones, who doesn't need more followers, 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:03.880 at the Brooklyn Boys, who I just want to but again, 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:07.959 Instagram follows. No, if you look, look at you, so 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:10.560 look at that. It's a train wreck. So that's just 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.560 reminded me because we are a train wreck again today. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:14.840 So is there anything on that float trut that was 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.600 not resolved? I don't have to go back and look, 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.400 I will. I will say it is that. I feel 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:22.720 like our shows a lot of dead ends. Absolutely it is. 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:27.400 And then you turns and then going the wrong way. Okay, 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:30.040 So there was these ten bags roughly, and you had 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:33.240 to drop in your your raffle tickets in the bags 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:34.920 of stuff you wanted you want to I wanted to 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:38.440 win the TV. Somebody want to win the iPad. So 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:40.760 they had a guy from one of our sister radio 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:44.559 stations doing the okay five seven three. He ran out 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:47.040 of voice. Then another guy took over, and then he 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:49.520 rented a voice, and they pointed at me. They're like, Scary, 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:51.680 get over. So I turned to uh, a friend of 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:54.000 ours in sales, not gonna mention his name doesn't matter, 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.959 And I say, oh no, they gave the microphone to Scary. 0:10:57.240 --> 0:11:00.040 I said, Scary loves a microphone like nobody especial you 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.280 when he's in a club. So two things are gonna happen. 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:04.920 He's gonna he's gonna start you will put it up 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:06.599 like he's in a club, and he's gonna find a 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:08.880 way to mention a client. And you did both of those. 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:12.880 Do you remember what you said when you grabbed the mic? Um, Well, 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:15.520 I welcomed everybody you know, you know, not exactly. So 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.000 we're at a place called Spin. Spin is a spin 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:20.040 It's like a pool hall, but with ping punk table. 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:22.400 It's I have not had that much fun in a 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:25.520 long time. I love peele pin pong is must be 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:28.679 pretty boring. I'm boring ping pong. Growing up in Brooklyn, 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:31.600 middle class at best in an apartment. I would go 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:33.760 to my cousin's houses wet basements, and they had pool 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:36.200 tables and ping punk tables. And that was always to 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:38.080 me like what rich people had. Whether it is or 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:39.720 it isn't, a fact, that's to me in my mind 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:41.960 as a kid. Wow, my rich cousins have a pin 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:44.040 punk table or pool table, never have that, And so 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:46.079 I've never had a ping punk table. I do have 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:47.559 an air hockey table now, so I feel like I'm 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:50.360 sort of successful. That being said, So I had a 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:53.600 foodsball table when Gregg T and I were roommates. It 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:55.240 was a nice one, was it was it? When you 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.000 live there? It was the black and yellow when you 0:11:57.000 --> 0:12:01.360 guys lived together. Was it scary with Greg T? I'm sorry, 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:06.559 just just oh my god, wow that anyway, So I 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:08.680 was the champion of my day camp when I was 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:13.040 killed that guy. Oh, I was yeah. And then we 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:16.280 went to Puerto Rico on the party plane. Josh and 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:18.800 I took over the ping pong tables. For hours. I 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:22.360 have no coordination and I do not and I cannot 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:26.000 hit a ball with the paddle light enough. It goes 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:28.320 off the table every time. I can't do it. You're 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:31.200 like Frankenstein the boom. You have to have a little 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.800 bit of finesse, a little bit of right, speaking speaking 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:37.560 of not having finesse, you grabbed the mic and said, 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.760 what's up? Motherfucker? I didn't say motherfucker? Yes you did. 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:43.560 Did you ask anybody? Ask anyone that was there? Go 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:45.400 find anyone in the building right now? Who was there? 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:47.679 You said, what's up? Motherfucker's? No, I did not, Yes 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:51.720 you did. What did you say? You don't remember who 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:54.719 was there? I didn't use m f first. Then he 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:57.199 said fuckers. He said, what's up, suckers. That's what you 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:58.760 may have said that. You may have said what's up, suckers, 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:00.840 now that I think about, he said what's up? And 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:02.719 I turned to the guy from our sales team and 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.840 I said, when I tell you, nobody was offended by that, right? No, 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.000 because it was a party. Are they gonna go change 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:10.240 Are they gonna change this in the dictionary or something? No? 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:14.439 This was this was a private party. But no, we 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:16.000 had the whole room with the whole room, so no 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:18.040 one was offended. And then I said, here comes to 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:22.800 the client mentioned. Now there were Amazon Echo dots. Yes, 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:26.520 there was TV beats. There was a bunch of electronics. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:31.200 One of them was a Sloman's doorbell. The camera and 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.200 you could have you could have announced any more of 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.520 the back the baskets. You looked at all of them 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:43.559 and you went, I we got a Sloman's doorbellell now 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:45.960 based off of my commercial that I do that runs 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:49.880 in where he says, uh, the first forty people that 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.600 call now. But anyway, so I knew you'd go for 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:54.560 your product. I knew even there, and I yelled, hit 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:56.520 the jingle, bitch. But we're in a pink pong hall. 0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:59.000 No one's gonna hit the jingle. But you did. You did. 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:02.080 So is this the said audio that you have? I 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:04.200 wish to god I had that audio, but I don't 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:06.280 have this audio. No, No, it's not No, it's nothing 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:08.560 from the party. It's nothing from the party. Okay, all right, 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:10.160 I know you're still trying to guess. Let's move on. 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.160 So I want to hear about Thanksgiving because my Disney 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:14.640 thing is long. All right, tell me about your Thanksgiving 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:18.000 quick Thanksgiving thing, you know, just some resolution. I told 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:21.680 you that Aunt Millie had no clue at first that 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:26.960 Aunt Jenny had passed away. My parents then followed up 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:32.240 by going to see my aunt when your father they 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:35.320 told her. So, we're very happy, tells your father, by 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:39.880 the way, is like five nine. He's about before I 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.200 ever met your dad. Just hearing his voice though he was, 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:44.440 I thought he was like, you know, Herman Munster tall 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:49.080 like that today today? But you mean he's not that tall, No, 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:51.400 he's not. Yeah, but he's got that today. He's still 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:53.200 got that. He's got that. I want to go pick 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:55.360 up my Aunt Millie at the Assistant Living Home, like 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.720 carry her. I want to go pick her up. Well, 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:02.400 they said pick her up loving thirty. So I picked her. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.360 I drive by and there she was sitting outside already. 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.360 Like yeah, Millie, what are you? What are you doing? 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:11.400 She says Anthony, I've been sitting out here for two hours? 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:15.120 I'm like two hours? What? She had her coat on, 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:18.240 ready to go. I'm like, I get it, you're anxious 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.320 to get out of there. But I said, but Mommy 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:24.000 told me to pick you up at Mommy my mother, 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:28.120 I call her I called my mom mommy to my aunt. 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:31.000 When I'm not I don't call my mom mommy to 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.960 my mom. I called my mom mommy to others. I 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:36.520 just want everybody I know that. I just want everybody 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:39.240 to hear that. Oh, by the way, it was Italian thing. 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:42.040 It was Milia Balas who did the float shot for us. 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:45.640 Thank you, Malie Blass Slice for Life. So she so 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:48.240 Millie was like, um, yeah, I've been sitting here for 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.560 about it at two hours. Wait a second, it must 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:52.720 be a communication problem here. So then I get to 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.600 the house. And by the way, she's not alone. When 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.840 my mom would lived in Brooklyn, they get ready like 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:00.000 three hours earlier. No, she would stay at a hotel 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:02.440 maybe ten minutes from my house. I would say, my 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:04.320 coun stay at the house. No, it's too many steps. 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.800 I like it. I like my privacy. I stayed talk 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:09.160 toel I get a good rate. She moves them into 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:11.800 a good rate, of course, So she'd stay at the Marriott. 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:13.640 So I would I would call, I go Mom leaving 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:15.320 the house. Now you know, I'll be there like twenty 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:18.080 three minutes. That's the whatever it was. I would get there, 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:21.600 she'd be you know, flustered already on the bench. Where 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:24.560 are you outside? I go, my I told you twenty 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:26.920 three minutes. That's about right. So it's an old So 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:35.080 that did you. She's older, older, old, older than general. 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:37.680 I didn't want to keep you waiting, she I said, well, Mom, 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:39.160 you make me feel worse because I was making I 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.320 always make you wait for me. It'd be okay, I'm 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:42.880 sitting in my car. It's no bog deal. You're on 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:45.440 in the cold, on the bench. But they do that 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:47.160 so they can go. I was waiting on the bench 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:49.840 all this time. I think it's the guilt. I think 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:51.880 it is. Well. Well, anyway, when I got to my house, 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:53.920 I confirmed with her mother. I said, MA said, did 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:55.720 you tell her night dirty? And you told me eleven thirty? 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:57.360 You maybe look like an idiot. My wife lies to 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:59.520 me about time. I was like, no, I told eleven 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:02.400 dirty and telling you. She just wanted to just lay 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:05.399 it on. And then the day went well, it was great. 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:09.199 Obviously she knew about had at Jenny and we had 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:12.639 a nice afternoon. And then finally I hear that I 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:14.159 wasn't here for this because I went to go do 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:18.399 my Macy's appearance. Did I say Macy's. Did you you 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:22.439 have a Mazye's appearance? Ye? Thanksgiving Day hit the jingle bitch, 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:33.640 you know. And then I find out that from my mother. 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:35.679 I'm like, so I had the rest of the night 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:39.720 go and she said it didn't end well, said what happened? Well? 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:42.760 Aunt Millie went to go get comfortable on the couch. 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:46.399 She fell asleep, and then after dessert, and then when 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:50.920 it was time to bring her back to the assistant living, 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:54.879 she was pretending to be asleep. It's like, what's up? No, no, 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:56.840 I'm tired. I'm tired. I don't want to can't take 0:17:56.920 --> 0:18:00.439 me back to the jail south. She was like, no, 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:02.479 I just want to rest here. I don't want to go. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:06.359 I'm going. I'm going tomorrow morning. Wait, because take me 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:08.240 back tomorrow. I just want to sleep here all night. 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.119 You know, we all my sisters take it back to 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:14.159 your place? Wanted to. I wasn't home. I was at 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:22.240 my Macy's appearance. Duh, all right, man, just say you 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:25.360 were appearing. She was so so I find I come 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:27.840 to find out that she didn't want to go, and 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:30.000 then they really had to coerce her and it became 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:33.919 a big deal. And then they finally got her to 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:41.639 go back. And it's so depressing because because my aunt 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:44.479 has always lived on her own, and she's you know, 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:50.040 she's she's there. I thought you're gonna say she was nine. No, no, 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:52.480 she's ninety six. Did she put her fingernails and scratched 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:54.280 the walls as you dragged her out by her ankles? 0:18:54.960 --> 0:18:58.239 It wasn't that. No, but it just sucks today you 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:01.240 gotta get around to she's out all her marbles. It's 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:03.760 just what did she take from your house? She physically 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:05.600 can't get around. Did she take any from your house? 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:07.560 She walks with a walker. No, I'm not going to 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:09.479 answer this. Did you have the hurricane? No, she does 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:13.119 not know. She's gonna walker tennis balls, tennis ball. My 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:15.600 mom's got wheels. Wheels, Yeah, I get a fancy one. 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:18.800 So so so so she had to go back. She 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:21.680 has an amp for speakers. I just I just thought 0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:25.520 it was um uh, she put us in that position. 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:28.119 Is it wrong to get my mother spinning rims for 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:33.200 the thing for Hana for the walker on her walker? No, 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:36.400 not at all. All right, walkers, you know you should 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:38.240 do water on twenties. You should make her a walkers 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:40.439 and talkers walker. You should give those out as prom 0:19:40.520 --> 0:19:42.639 promo items. She walks about the pace of a zombie 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:45.200 these days. So there you go, walkers and talking walkers 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:47.639 and talkers walker. I think there's something there for your 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:50.640 listener or walker and talker line of walkers. Does your 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:53.200 mom walking like a zombie walker talker walker? Right? And 0:19:53.200 --> 0:19:55.520 walking talking walker and talker walker with the logo of 0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:57.960 your your podcast like that? See all right? And then 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:03.120 as it rolls it goes cut me, okay, So yeah, 0:20:03.240 --> 0:20:04.960 I mean, it's just what do you do in a 0:20:05.000 --> 0:20:07.800 situation like that? They guilt you into it, And now 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:10.680 we're gonna have the same issue on Christmas? What did 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:11.879