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Speaker 2: It is the Strawberry Letter.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject. I think I'm playing with fire.

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Speaker 1: Here's Stephen Shirley. I'm an older single man and I'm

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Speaker 1: very nice looking, not your typical old cornball pops type.

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Speaker 1: Dating is hard for me because most women my age

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Speaker 1: have let themselves go and look matronly. I love online

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Speaker 1: dating sites and I have a great time meeting and

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Speaker 1: hooking up with various women. Recently, a thirty year old

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Speaker 1: bombshell sent me a message to say that she was

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Speaker 1: looking for a little financial help in exchange for some

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Speaker 1: confidential fun. So we have met up for lip service

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Speaker 1: a few times, and that we've never gone all the way.

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Speaker 1: I give her a little extra money for bills and

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Speaker 1: you know, to get her hair done and her nails done,

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Speaker 1: and she's happy, but here's my problem. She asked me

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Speaker 1: to do her a big favor, and I agree to it.

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Speaker 1: She told me that her mom is single, gorgeous and

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Speaker 1: a lot of fun, but she is trouble meeting good men.

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Speaker 1: She asked me to escort her mom to a galap

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Speaker 1: as her date. She told her mom that I am

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Speaker 1: her coworker's dad, and she showed her a picture of me.

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Speaker 1: She showed me a picture of her mom too. I

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Speaker 1: took her mom to the galap and we had a

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Speaker 1: great time, talking, laughing and dancing. We are the same

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Speaker 1: age and we have a lot in common. After the

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Speaker 1: galab she invited me in for a nightcap. We have

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Speaker 1: been drinking wine all night, so one thing led to

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Speaker 1: another and I ended up spending the night with her.

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Speaker 1: I must say that we're compatible in the bedroom too.

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Speaker 1: I think I want to keep seeing this woman, but

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Speaker 1: I don't want to mess it up with what I

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Speaker 1: have with her daughter. They can give me two different

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Speaker 1: and very pleasurable experiences. Besides, the daughter is only in

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Speaker 1: it for the money. What do you think Can I

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Speaker 1: get away with it? Or am I playing with fire?

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Speaker 1: Please help now. I don't think you're gonna be able

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Speaker 1: to get away with this one. Their mother and daughter.

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Speaker 1: You know they're gonna talk. Yeah, you're playing with fire

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Speaker 1: if you're not honest. And if you get greedy, which

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Speaker 1: is what you're doing, what are you doing? You're being

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Speaker 1: greedy now, I mean, you know. And the only one

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Speaker 1: really who's gonna be mad in this whole thing, I

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Speaker 1: think is the daughter, because like you say, she's only

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Speaker 1: in it for the money, and if you stop the

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Speaker 1: money then she probably will be mad. So in this case,

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Speaker 1: I think it's okay. I think you need to be honest, open,

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Speaker 1: and honest with the daughter. You said you haven't slept

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Speaker 1: with the daughter. You guys have had lip service, met

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Speaker 1: up for lip service, So I'm assuming you've kissed the

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Speaker 1: daughter and that's all. So that should make it a

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Speaker 1: little easier because you guys haven't gone all the way.

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Speaker 1: I say, in this particular case, life is short. I

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Speaker 1: think this situation is different because you guys are the

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Speaker 1: same age. You're very compatible. As you say, you have

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Speaker 1: a lot in common. You enjoy each other's company, you're

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Speaker 1: compatible in the bedroom. You do want to keep seeing her.

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Speaker 1: But then here's the greedy part. When you say you

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Speaker 1: don't want to mess it up, mess up what you

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Speaker 1: have with the daughter? What do you have with the daughter?

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Speaker 1: You're the daughter, sugar daddy, all right, you're the daughter

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Speaker 1: sugar daddy. That's what you are. You didn't say how

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Speaker 1: old you are, but the daughter's thirty, so I'm assuming

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Speaker 1: you're in your fifties or sixties here. So you know,

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Speaker 1: if you're going to be open and honest and not greedy,

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Speaker 1: this situation can work if the mom agrees to it.

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Speaker 1: If not, you think you can have your cake and

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Speaker 1: eat it too. It's not gonna work, and it's gonna

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Speaker 1: backfire and you won't have either of them.

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Speaker 2: Steeves, there's a tough one.

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Speaker 1: Do.

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Speaker 3: Let me just start at I think I'm playing with five? Well,

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Speaker 3: what the hell you think it for? Cause y'all asked, no,

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Speaker 3: I ain't know what I think. You're grown man. You're

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Speaker 3: an oldest single man. I'm very nice looking, not your

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Speaker 3: typical old cornball pop type. Okay, now you know that's

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Speaker 3: an opinion.

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Speaker 2: That's just an opinion. You know.

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Speaker 3: Ain't ain't nothing in this letter After you said you

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Speaker 3: was nice looking, they ain't come up no more. The

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Speaker 3: ain't said, oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, you find it ain't come up no more? Dog?

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Speaker 3: Well, but you know I don't like me and talking

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Speaker 3: about how nice they look. I just don't like that.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm a good strong man. I'm a strong

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Speaker 3: but you'll be that I'm talking about nice looking try

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Speaker 2: I don't like dudes like that. You know.

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Speaker 3: Dating is hard for me because most women in my

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Speaker 2: Matron What is that like? Oh like a nun?

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, like an older woman. Maybe you know what

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Speaker 1: is matron put on a couple of pounds.

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Speaker 2: But what do matronly mean?

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Speaker 1: Somebody see not sexy?

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Speaker 3: Okay, somebody give me the definition of Webster definition of

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Speaker 3: matrolly so I can get into this what.

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Speaker 1: I need to you know, like your mother, not your girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: I love online dating sites. I've had great time meeting

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Speaker 3: hooking up with various women. Then it's thirty year old bombshell.

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Speaker 3: Since you a message to say she was looking for

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Speaker 3: a little financial help in exchange for some confidential fund.

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Speaker 3: What Okay, I'm the man. Wait see matronly and confidential fund.

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Speaker 1: The definition of matronly says having the attributes of a matron.

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Speaker 3: See what the teacher told me in school was you

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Speaker 3: can't define.

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Speaker 1: A word with the word exactly exactly.

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Speaker 3: But now you dating the older woman that look matroally,

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Speaker 3: and now you have met this young girl. She wanted

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Speaker 3: to do some financial help in exchange for some confidential fund.

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Speaker 2: So we'd have met up for lip service a few times.

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Speaker 2: And that's it.

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Speaker 3: So y'all kiss it, y'all kissing now we ain't never

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Speaker 3: gone all the way. I'll give her extra money for

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Speaker 3: bills to get her hand and nails done, and she

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Speaker 3: is happy for kissing.

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Speaker 2: You're paying bills for kissing.

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Speaker 1: All right? Hang on, Steve, hang on, don't Why are

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Speaker 1: you mad at him?

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Speaker 2: And we paying bills for kissing? All right? Look, I'm

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Speaker 2: telling you right now.

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters. Subject.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm playing with fire.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're back. We're playing with fine now who.

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Speaker 3: That's what this letter is because I have a couple

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Speaker 3: of clarifications I got on the break. Now, this nice

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Speaker 3: looking man who just nice looking, just to his damn self,

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Speaker 3: didn't met this woman online.

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Speaker 2: That's a thirty year old bombshield.

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Speaker 3: They done got to talking, now what he normally beat

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Speaker 3: women his own age who are matronly. Now, Matronly, according

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Speaker 3: to the dictionary, is relating to our characteristics of a

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Speaker 3: stag or conservative, conservatively dressed, older married woman, especially one

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Speaker 3: with a somewhat heavy beild. She looks matronly in a

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Speaker 3: putty colored tweet two piece.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's no, that's the definition of matrons.

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Speaker 1: Let me give you another one, too, Steve. A female

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Speaker 1: animal kept for breeding.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yes, it's a little too hard.

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Speaker 1: Shure, I can't believe you did that.

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Speaker 2: Well, sure, we don't want that work famous that.

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Speaker 1: We're just doing jokes right now, so you'll get a picture.

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Speaker 3: Well, I hooked up a verious when recently she met

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Speaker 3: this thirty year old bombs shall send me a message

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Speaker 3: said she was looking for a little financial help in

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Speaker 3: exchange for some confidential fund. So we've that up for

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Speaker 3: flip service a few times, and that's it. We've never

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Speaker 3: gone all the way.

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Speaker 2: Now. I was thinking lip service is just kissing me too.

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Speaker 3: Well, on the break, I've been enlightened. Lip service it's

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Speaker 3: something else. Oh, it's when the two people provide pleasure

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Speaker 3: with their lips. And so they met up for lip service.

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Speaker 2: This is molding kissing.

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Speaker 3: Now they're providing pleasure for one another with their lips.

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Speaker 2: That's what this is.

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Speaker 3: Oh that changes, hey, But she and he said it

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Speaker 3: just a few times and that's it. We've never gone

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Speaker 3: all the way. I'll give you a little extra money

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Speaker 3: for bill. Now understand these bill paying now.

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Speaker 2: First, Yeah, at first I thought y'all was just kissing.

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Speaker 2: You can't get bill money for kissing. But for that,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, you get you get the car caught.

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Speaker 3: Up with grocer groceries hell, yeah, what you need your

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Speaker 3: assurance policy?

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Speaker 2: Laught, Well, we get that right back for you. Wow,

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Speaker 2: n I got you kids school clothes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So now anyway, well anyway, but here's the problem.

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Speaker 2: She asked me to do her big favorite. I agreed

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Speaker 3: She told me that her mom is single, gorgeous and

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Speaker 3: a lot of fun, but she has trouble meeting good men.

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Speaker 3: So she asked me to ask her their mom to

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Speaker 3: a gala as her date. She told me told her

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Speaker 3: mama that I'm her coworker's dad, and she showed her

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Speaker 3: a picture of me. She showed me a picture of

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Speaker 3: had a good time talking. They would limp services. They

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Speaker 3: were just talking, laughing down ha ha and dancing.

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Speaker 2: Then and they the.

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Speaker 3: Same age and they got a lot in common. Well,

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Speaker 3: after the gala was over, she invited me in for

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Speaker 3: a night cap.

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Speaker 2: They drinking. Now y'all been drinking wine all night? What

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Speaker 2: the night cap for? To cap off the night? Yes, sir,

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Speaker 2: So now y'all in there capping off nights, and one thing.

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Speaker 3: Led to another. This is my favorite party. Strawbery letters.

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Speaker 3: How they always say so one thing led to another.

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Speaker 3: I ended up spending night with her. So now you

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Speaker 3: just slept with the mama. Now I must say that

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Speaker 3: we're compatible. We're compatible in the bedroom too. I think

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Speaker 3: I want to keep seeing this woman, but I don't

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Speaker 3: want to mess up what I have with her daughter,

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Speaker 3: because they can give me two very different and pleasurable experiences. Boy,

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Speaker 3: looker here, Besides, the daughter is only in it for money.

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Speaker 3: What do you think can I get away with it?

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Speaker 3: Am I playing with fire? Please help well, dog, Now

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Speaker 3: that we understand what's really going on, you having one

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Speaker 3: but the problem here is, Dog, you ain't found nothing.

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Speaker 3: Because see, Dog, you really an old player and you

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Speaker 3: like playing. Because even in your letter you said I

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Speaker 3: have a great time meeting and hooking up with various

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Speaker 3: One of them does something for you physically and don't

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Speaker 3: because she just in it for money. Found here's what

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Speaker 3: I could tell you. Stay with the mama because the mama.

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Speaker 1: Is cheaper, that's why.

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Speaker 2: And the mama broke it all the way off for free. See,

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Speaker 2: ain't no need to you? No, let me explain.

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Speaker 1: So are you for real?

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Speaker 2: Is well?

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Speaker 3: I'm just on the rear. You cannot make this work. Tall,

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Speaker 3: it cannot work. But on because dog, it can't work, Tommy,

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Speaker 3: let me come back and tell you why I can't work.

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Speaker 2: I got something to ask if you own man?

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Speaker 1: All Right, Stein, you wanted to finish the strawberry letters subject.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm playing with fire about this older Guyland.

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Speaker 3: This man loves online Dayton. He's an old player. He

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Speaker 3: got this girl he met online. Thirty year old Bombshell

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Speaker 3: said they can have some confidential fun. He didnet got

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Speaker 3: going real well. Did she ask him to do her

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Speaker 3: a favor take her mama to a gala? He showed

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Speaker 3: him picture mama. She liked the mama showed the mama

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Speaker 2: Daddies.

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Speaker 3: She know you all, and so you said, yeah, met

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Speaker 3: and you enjoy the mama. You really like the mama.

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Speaker 3: Y'all compatible in bed, and y'all got a lot in common.

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Speaker 3: You're laughing and stuff. Now you're trying to figure out

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Speaker 2: Y'all, just don't go all the way.

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Speaker 3: That Now you want to know if you can make

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Speaker 3: both of them work. Dog, this ain't gonna work. Women

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Speaker 3: always know, they know, Dog, they gonna find out. Now,

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Speaker 3: what's your question, Tom?

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Speaker 5: If I'm the dude, I didn't invest it way too

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Speaker 5: Now you know see what I'm saying. I got to

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Speaker 2: We got to finish this off before I get over

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Speaker 2: here to mama.

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Speaker 1: WHOA don't you think I almost secesh?

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Speaker 2: He said.

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Speaker 1: He wanted to ask a question.

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Speaker 3: See this is why it won't work because men have

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Speaker 1: That's gonna come out.

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Speaker 2: All you can do.

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Speaker 3: The only chance you got is to tell how you

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Speaker 3: keep the mama. Your problem in you trying to keep

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Speaker 3: the mama. Your problem is you trying to keep them both.

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Speaker 3: And if you try to keep them both, it's gonna

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Speaker 3: you ain't willing to do that because you enjoy online dating.

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Speaker 3: You said that, and you don't want to have nobody.

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Speaker 3: You ain't looking for nobody. You enjoy online dayting. You

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Speaker 3: just tell them that's what you are, and going about

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Speaker 3: you're gonna get busted and they're gonna probably kill you.

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