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Speaker 1: On the twenties. I five all our customer service representatives

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Speaker 1: or assisting other customers. Can you see on the line

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Speaker 1: and the next available representative will gladly assist. You can

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Speaker 1: hurry up. Got all day and this damn snuggy situation

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Speaker 1: worked out, making me wait for calling my snuggy storm.

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Speaker 1: I hope your last name this dep code cash bid

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Speaker 1: your manager first because I gotta complaint. Sir. Yeah, if

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Speaker 1: you're gonna talk to me like that, I'm gonna hang

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Speaker 1: up the phone call. Don't hang up, but I just

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Speaker 1: want to talk to a manager. Then give me. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you can hang up, but put a manager on hold

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Speaker 1: on one moment. This is the manager. Hey, yo, this pook.

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Speaker 1: Y'all almost killed me. I'm sorry to say again I

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Speaker 1: almost died because y'all mup jankie ass product. So this

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Speaker 1: is the Snuggie Care hotline. Are you calling about your snuggie?

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Speaker 1: You damn right, I'm calling about my snuggie that's almost

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Speaker 1: killed me. Tell me your name and tell me exactly

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Speaker 1: what happened. Please. My name is Pook. Is that your

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Speaker 1: first name or your last name? Please? My first name

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Speaker 1: is big, full name, Big Pook. Okay, sir, and can

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Speaker 1: you tell me exactly what happened? Please? Oh, I'd love

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Speaker 1: to tell you exactly what happened right, So check this out.

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Speaker 1: I'm just chilling watching my favorite movie, You Got Mail.

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Speaker 1: You know that movie, sir. I'm not sure exactly what

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Speaker 1: the movie had to do with your situation, but can

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Speaker 1: you tell me exactly what happened involving the snuggie? Don

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now exactly what happened with

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Speaker 1: my snuggie. Okay, I'm watching that movie You Got Mail.

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Speaker 1: I'm chilling right smoking a little something that's snuggie, so

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Speaker 1: I'm much comfortable. I started dozing off right, I'll wake

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Speaker 1: up like ten minutes later. I am on flight in flames,

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Speaker 1: and I'm laying there in flames watching You Got Mail.

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Speaker 1: You know how disturbing that is? Well, I can imagine, sir,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think we can be helped responsible for that.

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Speaker 1: That's not a mouthful what y'all talking about. Y'all can responsible.

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Speaker 1: I'm laying in your product that's so comfy makes me

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Speaker 1: do you're smoking something as well in your snuggie, then

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Speaker 1: that's then you likely drifted off and yourself on fire

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Speaker 1: with whatever you were smoking. Oh no, you didn't. You

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Speaker 1: do something. Y'all didn't just blame me for lying myself

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Speaker 1: on fire in your snuggie. Seems pretty obvious to me

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Speaker 1: that that's exactly what happened. Our product is not. No,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you exactly what happened. Okay, Yo, snuggie. That's

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Speaker 1: snuggie too damn comfortable function, sir. So you know you

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Speaker 1: need to be prepared for that when you get in it,

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Speaker 1: and perhaps not not be smoking anything. You need to

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Speaker 1: put you need to put a warning leave on that box.

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Speaker 1: It's hey, don't smoke while you laying in this snuggie

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Speaker 1: or you light your ass on fire. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: got that part? Hey? What's your name? This is Phil? Phil?

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Speaker 1: All right, Phil, do me a favor. Okay, don't bullshit?

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Speaker 1: All right? Send out the repair team. I'm sorry, sir,

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Speaker 1: we don't have a repair team. Hey, Phil, you just

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Speaker 1: fill in my life with a bunch of lies right now.

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Speaker 1: I send out the repair team. I'm sorry. So there's

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Speaker 1: no repair team, but you can send the damage snuggy

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Speaker 1: back to us. Y'all telling me, y'all ain't got no

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Speaker 1: snuggy repair team, Mister Pook I've documented your issue. I've

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Speaker 1: taken record of it. If you want to pursue it further,

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Speaker 1: you can please contact us through the website. Is there

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Speaker 1: anything else that I can do for Oh? Yeah, there

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Speaker 1: is something you can do for me. And what is that? Sir?

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Speaker 1: Y'all could give me a job? There's a employment number.

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Speaker 1: Hey Phil, Hey Phil, Hey, hey you and me Phil

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Speaker 1: co workers? What you think about that? Son's that sounds

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Speaker 1: like it could be really interesting. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: Philip y'all the manager, I'm gonna come there. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: manage you, all right, Sir y'll be giving me Sandwichesn't

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like going to give good

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Speaker 1: luck for that? And I thank you very much for

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Speaker 1: your car, Going to get my lunch. I borrow your

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Speaker 1: posting notes. You borrow my posting notes. Appreciate your culture,

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Speaker 1: posted notes all over your body, open mouthed kiss. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubil Funk taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Fly On Moving ninety two point five,