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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show, Andy, the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Let's have some fun on a Friday and ask doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. I've never been as excited for a show

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Speaker 1: as I am this one right here. Why maybe you're

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Speaker 1: asking one? Your questions were so so good from things

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Speaker 1: like social media? What should you do? What shouldn't you do? Trump? DeSantis?

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Speaker 1: There's a great story, a few great stories out there,

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Speaker 1: one about DeSantis that his team needs to hear, another

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Speaker 1: one about young men fighting AOC. Why does she want

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Speaker 1: to defund the NYPD? Let's deal with why the communist

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Speaker 1: wants to do with these things. We're just gonna have

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Speaker 1: great conversations for three hours tonight on the world famous

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And don't forget you can still email

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Speaker 1: your questions during the show. We're live Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. I want to address something first though

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Speaker 1: that is probably not political, but it's going to get political,

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Speaker 1: and this is what I'm talking about. The Nashville shooter.

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Speaker 1: You've seen a ton of this in the news, probably

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Speaker 1: at least on the right wing news. You haven't seen

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Speaker 1: any of this in the left wing news. The shooter

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Speaker 1: wrote a manifesto. The shooter wrote down why they were

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Speaker 1: going to murder a bunch of Christians at a Christian school.

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Speaker 1: A manifesto was written, a manifesto that is not being

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Speaker 1: released by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Now, let's talk

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Speaker 1: about why you know this already, but it is important

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Speaker 1: we always hammer this over and over and over and

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Speaker 1: over again for the normies out there. The national security

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Speaker 1: state has been weaponized for one purpose now, and one

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Speaker 1: purpose only. It is not stopping Islamic terrorism. It's not

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Speaker 1: combating China or Russia. It's not stopping any of these things.

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Speaker 1: The national security state, from the Federal Bureau of Investigation

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Speaker 1: to the Central Intelligence Agency to the National Security Agency,

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Speaker 1: they're all weaponized against you. And it is time we

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Speaker 1: start waking up and realizing that fact. This goes well

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Speaker 1: beyond the FBI. Why wouldn't the FBI release a manifesto

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Speaker 1: because the manifesto would reveal that the LGBTQ demon mob

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Speaker 1: portions of it are very much murderously committed to opposing

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Speaker 1: christ Christianity in this nation, and the Federal Bureau of

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Speaker 1: Investigation they see themselves as the protector of the Rainbow

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Speaker 1: demon mob and they're currently infiltrating the churches themselves. Why

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Speaker 1: won't they release the manifesto? Because they're on the side

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Speaker 1: of the shooter and they're against you. And I know

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Speaker 1: that maybe hard to hear, but it is time to

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Speaker 1: accept it. But it goes well beyond the FBI. The

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Speaker 1: latest and greatest from Tony blank listen to this about

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Speaker 1: your central intelligence agents.

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Speaker 2: According to a letter released Thursday night from the Republican

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Speaker 2: chairman of the House Judiciary and Intelligence Committees, former CIA

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Speaker 2: Deputy Director Michael Morrell told congressional investigators the days after

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Speaker 2: the laptop story, Secretary of State Anthony Blanken, then a

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Speaker 2: Biden campaign advisor, reached out to Morell and set in

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Speaker 2: motion the events that led to the intelligence officials public statement.

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Speaker 1: The Federal Bureau of Investigation took possession of a laptop

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Speaker 1: revealing Hunter Biden, then candidate Biden's son to be a criminal.

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Speaker 1: No if, ands or butts. The FBI then hid that information,

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Speaker 1: and they approached social media sites preemptively before any stories

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Speaker 1: On top of that, Joe Biden picked up the phone

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Speaker 1: sign a letter calling it Russian disinformation. It is time

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Speaker 1: to wrap your mind around the fact the national security

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Speaker 1: state has declared war on you. That is their focus.

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Speaker 1: As we sit here right now, the what thirty five

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Speaker 1: thousand employees at the FBI something like that, thirty thousand

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Speaker 1: of them, thirty thousand of them are sitting in a

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Speaker 1: strategy meeting, not stressing about North Korea launching nukes, stressing

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Speaker 1: about you in your freedoms. And you're getting loud at

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Speaker 1: might even go to church one of these churches that

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Speaker 1: actually PLA preaches the Bible, that might make you a

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Speaker 1: domestic terrorist. Central Intelligence agency. Same thing, and I say,

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Speaker 1: same thing. And I bring that up because I got this,

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Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse. Question. Dear doctor Jesse. I'm a sixteen

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Speaker 1: year old and I love driving home from school every

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Speaker 1: day listening to the Beginning of Years Show. As most teenagers.

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Speaker 1: I have Snapchat. That's a social media thing. I don't

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Speaker 1: They recently came out with this AI robot that you

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Speaker 1: can talk to and it will respond. The anti communist

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Speaker 1: so I did. I asked it if it could see

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Speaker 1: I asked it a different type of question. I said,

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Speaker 1: location and I about lost it. I showed my parents

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Speaker 1: and they are concerned as well. Is Snapchat going down

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Speaker 1: I'd like to remain anonymous. Please, You will, of course

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Speaker 1: remain anonymous, But let me answer your question in a

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Speaker 1: different way. Why are you worried about China when you

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Speaker 1: should be worried about your own government. Oh, don't get

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Speaker 1: me wrong. China's our enemy, there's no question about it.

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Speaker 1: But you sixteen year old anti communist, The FBI is

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Speaker 1: much more concerned about you than they are about China.

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Speaker 1: And if you have a social media app tracking your

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Speaker 1: every move, I'm not saying delete it or not. That's

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Speaker 1: have to understand. Whether you have Snapchat or not. This

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Speaker 1: cell phone you hold in your pocket, I hold in

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Speaker 1: my pocket. I'm not pointing fingers I'm off the grid. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not bringing you the Jesse Kelly Show from Ham

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Speaker 1: Radio here. I've lived the same life you do. The

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Speaker 1: cell phone we keep in our pockets, the government has

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Speaker 1: infiltrated it or will to bust you, track you, listen

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Speaker 1: to you. Did you know that? Did you know that

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Speaker 1: the cell phone you hold in your pocket, without anybody

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Speaker 1: sneaking into your house at night and low crawling into

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Speaker 1: right there beside you, with that private conversation you're having

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Speaker 1: with your husband, your wife, your child, your friends at

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you this because as the national security apparatus

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Speaker 1: Western civilizations are now. They're doing this in France, they're

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Speaker 1: doing this in Canada. They're all locking shields to weaponize

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Speaker 1: keep in mind, Snapchat or not, this cell phone you

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Speaker 1: hold is the government's window into your life. They can

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Speaker 1: watch you, they can track you, they can listen to you.

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Speaker 1: All those January sixth political prisoners. Do you know how

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Speaker 1: many of those people rotting in jail right now, completely unjustly,

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Speaker 1: people rotting in jail right now were swept up by

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Speaker 1: That cell phone as we speak, you can't hear it's

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Speaker 1: your cell phone. Thanks George Bush, appreciate that patriot act.

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Speaker 1: Of course we all should have listened, myself included. I

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Speaker 1: had better start getting very very serious about. As anti communists.

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Speaker 1: And this is why I have stressed over and over

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Speaker 1: and over and over and over again, the right had

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Speaker 1: better start reorientating. And I don't even know if that's

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Reorientating or reorienting is it? What is it? Michael? Oh? Whatever? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. The Red States had better

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Speaker 1: join together, join together, and start making sure their state

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Speaker 1: police agencies and their ags have a new mission. And

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Speaker 1: that mission is to protect their citizens from a federal

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Speaker 1: government that is quickly becoming evil. That's just how that's

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Speaker 1: gonna have to go. All right, let's get off of that.

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Speaker 1: We have some ass doctor Jesse's stuff. I get some words.

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Speaker 1: Team Desantus needs to hear that. I've said it before.

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Speaker 1: They need to hear it. And we have a difference

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Speaker 1: no matter what happens, no matter what happens, Dollar collapse,

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Speaker 1: World War three, food shortages, you, your family. You will

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Speaker 1: the nature of life. Well, if that dollar becomes used

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Speaker 1: Gold Group. Tell him Jesse told you to call. They'll

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Speaker 1: nypds suffering right now. They're retiring the good cops, the

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Speaker 3: serving these same kids involved in these same incidents. We

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Speaker 3: are defunding safety, defunding our public schools, defunding our public pools,

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Speaker 3: all of those resources and demanding that every single department

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Speaker 1: Because just remember this, with all the talking points in

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Speaker 1: always keep in mind something you already know. This stance

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Speaker 1: AOC Alvin brag and many many more. It has a purpose.

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Speaker 1: They want violent criminals committing acts of violence. That is

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Speaker 1: the purpose. Because whenever there's chaos, whenever there's violence, whenever

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Speaker 1: there's angst in a society, that inevitably will benefit the

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Speaker 1: people who are seeking more power. If I come knock

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Speaker 1: You might be a lot more receptive to that. Sales pitch, now,

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Speaker 1: This ain't your daddy's show, all right, Now, I owe

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Speaker 1: the back of the car. I grabbed this last bag,

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Speaker 1: and it's just because I was all amped up. I

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Speaker 1: turned really quickly to the left. The bags on my

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Speaker 1: right and I turned quickly to the left to stow

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Speaker 1: it in the car and just spaced out that the

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Speaker 1: back hatch was down where it was and smashed my

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Speaker 1: ear my left ear in right into the edge of

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Speaker 1: the hatchback boom, and it hurts bad. I set the

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Speaker 1: bag down, and I'm I kind of been down to

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Speaker 1: try to pick up the bag again. And now I'm

435
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Speaker 1: seeing stars all over the place, bad stars. I know

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Speaker 1: I have a concussion. I hit it that hard and

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Speaker 1: I have to sit down in the middle of the

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Speaker 1: parking lot. It's hot, all right, It's already hot in Florida.

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Speaker 1: I'm sweating, and I've got people walking by parking their

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Speaker 1: cars out there. They're looking at me, and I'm sitting

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Speaker 1: down and I'm just sitting there trying to let the

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Speaker 1: cobwebs clear out so I get this bag in. I'm

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Speaker 1: still even though I'm concussed, I'm stressed about going in

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Speaker 1: and getting the family. I get up. I Chris said,

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Speaker 1: why not do most of the parking the night before,

446
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Speaker 1: packing them? Before we did pack just couldn't load everything

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Speaker 1: in the car because people steal things out of your car.

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Speaker 1: You can't load up your car anyway. I stand up,

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Speaker 1: I put the bag in the car, and then I

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Speaker 1: feel that same feeling many of you have felt before,

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Speaker 1: if you've been in a fight or a wreck or

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Speaker 1: something like that, that warm trickle blood. Oh no. I

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Speaker 1: hold my hand up to my left ear. I pull

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Speaker 1: it down. It's full of blood. I have blood pouring

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Speaker 1: out of my ear down the left side of my face.

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Speaker 1: And I didn't have my beard back then, so it

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Speaker 1: was really apparent and pouring down the left side of

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Speaker 1: my jaw and dripping off my chin. Oh no, crap,

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Speaker 1: Now I'm bleeding. I don't have anything to patch it

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Speaker 1: up with. I rip open the first bags. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to get blood all over my clothes and blood

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Speaker 1: all over the car. And I dig into the bag

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Speaker 1: and I grabbed the first cloth thing I can find.

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Speaker 1: I pull it out and it's a pair of my

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Speaker 1: boxer shorts. I'm not making this a pair of my

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Speaker 1: boxer shorts. I have no choice. I ball it up

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Speaker 1: in my hand because I've got to try to race

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Speaker 1: back to the room and see if my ear is

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Speaker 1: okay enough that I don't need. I don't need it

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Speaker 1: to stop bleeding so we can get on the road.

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Speaker 1: So I stuffed my boxer shorts in a ball. I

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Speaker 1: stuffed them against my ear trying to stop the bleeding.

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Speaker 1: I don't have enough cloth to clean my face up.

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Speaker 1: The blood is still dripping off the bottom of my chin.

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Speaker 1: I close the car and I'm booking it back into

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Speaker 1: the hotel across the parking lot. I walk into the

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Speaker 1: lobby and bline it for the elevator. And that's when

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Speaker 1: I scared the Bejesus out of a poor couple who

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Speaker 1: I think was on their honeymoon. I'll tell you the

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Speaker 1: rest in a second. You're listening to the oracle. You

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Speaker 1: love this one. It's a scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can

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Speaker 1: email the show during the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow

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Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We've got

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Speaker 1: a little message for team to Santa see here in

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Speaker 1: a minute. And then and then we're gonna move on

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Speaker 1: to some more ask doctor Jesse questions. I want to

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Speaker 1: finish up my story real quick. First case, you're just

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Speaker 1: joining us and just telling a little story about bleeding

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Speaker 1: in Disney World ten years ago, bleeding out my ear.

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Speaker 1: I get back into the lobby. I'm trying to get

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Speaker 1: up to the room so I can see how bad

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Speaker 1: the bleeding is because we need to get on the road.

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Speaker 1: The wife's feeding the kids in the restaurant we're supposed

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Speaker 1: to meet. I have underwear, my own boxer shorts. It

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Speaker 1: was the first thing I grabbed out of the bags.

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Speaker 1: I have them stuffed in my ear. The blood is

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Speaker 1: still pouring down the left side of my face and

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Speaker 1: dripping off my jaw. Remember I'm six foot eight, so

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Speaker 1: I also stick out. So I book it over to

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Speaker 1: the elevator because I got to get up to the room,

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Speaker 1: try to clean myself up. I book it over the elevator. Boom,

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Speaker 1: hit the room button. I'm alone in the elevator until

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Speaker 1: the doors start to close, and then a couple walks

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Speaker 1: up to the door, sticks their hand in the door.

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Speaker 1: They were the most adorable young couple i'd stay, probably

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Speaker 1: early twenties, small people. He was small, she was small,

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Speaker 1: and they didn't see what was going on right when

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Speaker 1: they walked in. They just kind of walked in, walked

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Speaker 1: over and pressed a button. And I remember it like

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Speaker 1: it was yesterday, because I knew they were going to notice,

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Speaker 1: and I knew they were going to be horrified, both

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Speaker 1: of them noticing me at the same time, looking up

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Speaker 1: at this giant with blood pouring down his face and

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Speaker 1: boxers shorts mashed into his ear, and they're looking at

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Speaker 1: me like I'm about to serial kill both of them.

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Speaker 1: Both of these people thought they were about to die. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty much yet of that story. I got up

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Speaker 1: to the room. Probably should have got stitches, but again

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Speaker 1: I was too stressed to get on the road. The

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Speaker 1: wife texts me at some points I haven't updated her

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Speaker 1: on anything. She says, are you about ready? We're done eating?

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Speaker 1: And I'd snapped a picture of my face and texted

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Speaker 1: it back to it. I said, not quite, and she's,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, all right, focus. We've been talking a

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Speaker 1: lot about this lately. And remember this is a little

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Speaker 1: disclaimer for all you new listeners of the show. I

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00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: don't wave pom poms for politicians, none of them, none

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Speaker 1: of them, not even your favorite one, the one you

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Speaker 1: love the most, whoever it is. I treat all politicians

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Speaker 1: like rental cars, all of them. We have a lot

532
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: bigger problems than any one man is going to be

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Speaker 1: able to fix. In this country. I care about my

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00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: country in saving it. So I'm going to use every

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Speaker 1: politician I can to get me where I'm going. And

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Speaker 1: then I'm going to dump him on the side of

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Speaker 1: the road the same way he'll dump me, in the

538
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: same way he'll dump you. All of them are rental cars.

539
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: Treat them all like rental cars. When you're done with them,

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00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: drop them off and forget about them, all right. So

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Speaker 1: because of that, I will routinely offend people who listen

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Speaker 1: to the show, because I understand that's not the norm.

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00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: The norm is you pick a guy and you ride

544
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Speaker 1: or die with him, and you fly that flag, and

545
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: you've got your Trump flag and your Trump hat, and

546
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: you've got your Ronda Santis bumper sticker and your Ronda

547
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: Santis T shirt and you riding or dying with that guy.

548
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: And I get that, and I'm I'm not talking down

549
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Speaker 1: to you. I'm not blaming you for that. That's the norm.

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00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: That's human nature. I'm just not built that way. But

551
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: because of that, I say things that offend you, in fact,

552
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: probably offend both camps here. Pretty quickly, there's a story

553
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: out in Politico today now Politico's left wing trash communist garbage.

554
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: And the congressman who's in this thing is a total

555
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: commie piece of worthless low te trash. His name's David Trot.

556
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: He's from Michigan, a Republican, he probably voted for Biden

557
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: from Michigan. And what he cites in here is DeSantis

558
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: sitting next to him multiple times and never introducing himself,

559
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,719
Speaker 1: never saying hello, never schmoozing him. Now, I don't care

560
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 1: about this David Trot, and David Trot should be extremely

561
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: embarrassed as a grown man that he would say things

562
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: like that in public. What a chick thing to do.

563
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: He was never nice to me, he never said Hi.

564
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: Dudes used to be proud of being dudes in this country. Gosh,

565
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: what a bunch of effeminate losers we are now. But

566
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Speaker 1: beyond that, this is something Desantius has to address. Schmoozing

567
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: is not something I care about. It might not even

568
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: be something you care about. I love that he's the

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Speaker 1: greatest governor in the country and he's effective, and that's

570
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: what matters to me. And I don't give a crap

571
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: about any of this schmoozing stuff. But people he needs

572
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: if he's going to be president.

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Speaker 3: They do.

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Speaker 1: Big donors, They do care, they do need it. I

575
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Speaker 1: wish they didn't, you wish they didn't. But look, and

576
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: I sympathize because I'm this way. I can get this

577
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: way quickly. You know my social meter, it starts running

578
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: out when I get into public setting. I'm fine for

579
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: a while, but eventually that battery's gonna hit e and

580
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get rude. And that's just because I ran

581
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Speaker 1: out of social energy. I don't know why that is.

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Speaker 1: You know what I did about that when I was

583
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Speaker 1: running for Congress, and I still do it to this day.

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Speaker 1: You know what I do about that, the same thing,

585
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: in my opinion, Desantas should do about that. I bring

586
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: the wife along because she's an angel and everyone loves her,

587
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: and I need that help when my battery runs on empty.

588
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: I need her there, being a little angel. Ag. Yeah,

589
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,879
Speaker 1: I need her to be my schmooze when I can't

590
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: do it anymore because I'm flat out out of patience.

591
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: From what I can tell, and I don't know either

592
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Speaker 1: of them, I know a bunch of people in the

593
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: DeSantis camp and a bunch of people in the Trump camp.

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00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: I don't know either of them, but from what I

595
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: can tell Casey DeSantis. His wife seems like an angel.

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Speaker 1: She's beautiful, and she just seems lovely to be around.

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00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: She seems lovely. I know they have a young family,

598
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: so that can make this really, really hard. In my opinion,

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Speaker 1: he's got to start having her attached to his hip

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Speaker 1: as much as long as humanly possible, as much as

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Speaker 1: humanly possible. I should say why, because when he walks

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Speaker 1: in a room, and again I sympathize he doesn't want

603
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Speaker 1: to have to go schmooze that guy. Oh man, that donor.

604
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: He just bundled fifty thousand dollars for your pack. I

605
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Speaker 1: don't care. Good for him, we're saving America. Good. I'm

606
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: glad he's on the train. I'm not gonna waste any

607
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: time there. Now someone's got to step in, who whether

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00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: it's the wife or whatnot, and say no, Ron, let's

609
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: go over there, give him a hug, a pat on

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00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: the back, tell him how much you appreciate him. I

611
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 1: wish that didn't matter. It does. That stuff does matter.

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00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: Once you get elected, should be a jerk to everyone.

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00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: I love jerks. Keep doing your thing. Be effective. I

614
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: care about effective. That's what matters to me. But this

615
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: is something and it's early on. This is not some

616
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: fatal flaw. It's early. Remember, when we address these flaws,

617
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 1: we're addressing them early enough where they can be fixed.

618
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: He's got to address it. There has to be a

619
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Speaker 1: plan for this, somehow, some way. All right, all right

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Speaker 1: now it's asked doctor Jesse time and somebody it's mad

621
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Speaker 1: at the Trumps. Let's talk about it next