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Speaker 1: and you're gonna need help, and you're gonna need them

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Speaker 1: There's safety in that code. So they can't just kill him.

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Speaker 1: They can't just throw him in a ditch. They can't

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Speaker 1: just leave him there for the Indians. They make a

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Speaker 1: with him. But remember this, they are still being hunted

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Speaker 1: down by Indians, actively hunted, not passively. The Indians are

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Speaker 1: trying to find them to kill them. They carry you

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Speaker 1: glass for days days, and they're making their way across

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Speaker 1: a treacherous stretch of ground. He's making noise with his moaning.

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Speaker 1: Remember he's going in and out of consciousness. It's slow,

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Speaker 1: he's making noise. And finally Major Andrew Henry says, okay,

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Speaker 1: I gotta make a decision here. And I can't rip

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Speaker 1: make judgment calls, sometimes calls that knowingly sacrifice another man's

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Speaker 1: As long as that's the reason you're doing it, and

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Speaker 1: right thing. Henry looks at this guy and says, we

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Speaker 1: are not going to make it. These Indians are gonna

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Speaker 1: catch us, They're gonna kill us all. We're all gonna

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Speaker 1: die trying to take care of Hugh. We also can't

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Speaker 1: just abandon him. He deserves a Christian burial. He deserves

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Speaker 1: somebody to walk over Q. As a Christian man, remember

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Speaker 1: and that most of these guys were back then. You

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Speaker 1: become Christian real facet in an environment like that. We

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Speaker 1: can't abandon him, we can't keep him. What do we do?

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Speaker 1: Here's what he does. He asks for volunteers. He asks

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Speaker 1: They weren't expecting him to live this long. He is

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Speaker 1: torn to shreds, bleeding, he's torn to bits. He can't

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Speaker 1: get any volunteers. Nobody wants to stay back in Indian

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Speaker 1: country with fewer men than you just had before. No,

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Speaker 1: I actually would like to keep the scalp on my head.

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Speaker 1: He offers a reward, a bonus. Two men step up

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Speaker 1: John Fitzgerald, the other by the name of Jim Bridger,

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Speaker 1: should be noted. I grew up in Bozeman, Montana. We

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Speaker 1: moved to Bozeman when I was ten years old. I

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Speaker 1: from there. The jig I mean, there's mountain ranges all around,

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Speaker 1: but the gigantic mountain range right beside us, the Bridger Mountains.

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Speaker 1: The ski resort up there is called Bridger Bowl, all

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Speaker 1: by the name of Jim Bridger. But I do have

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Speaker 1: to point out, at this time Jim Bridger is seventeen

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Speaker 1: He is green, he's brand new. Fitzgerald's very much the

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Speaker 1: Hugh Glass down to an area and they're just waiting

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Speaker 1: and frankly wanting him to die. They are dripping water

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Speaker 1: can't really swallow because his throat is torn open. They're

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Speaker 1: trying to wave the flies off of him. Again, the

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Speaker 1: Revenants screwed this up. It was it's August, it was

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Speaker 1: not It was not winter yet. It was going to

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Speaker 1: This was August. The flies were swarming around him, and

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Speaker 1: that's going to come into play here. Shortly. They're dripping

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Speaker 1: He has this high fever. He should have been dead

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Speaker 1: days ago, but these guys wait day and night. They

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Speaker 1: have already pre dug his grave. They're in such a

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Speaker 1: hurry to leave. They have pre dug his grave so

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Speaker 1: they can chuck him in it, cover it and run.

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Speaker 1: They're scared to death. And he won't die, and they're

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Speaker 1: being hunted by Indians, and he won't die, and he

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Speaker 1: won't die, and he won't die, and he won't die.

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Speaker 1: And finally a judgment call is made, and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to decide for yourself whether it was right or wrong.

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Speaker 1: We will get to that and whether or not Trump

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Speaker 1: smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: a moment. First, I just want to say yes, I

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Speaker 1: have your emails about the Rachel Maddow being kind of

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Speaker 1: hot thing from yesterday. Remember if you call and we're

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Speaker 1: not live, you can leave voicemails. This guy decided he

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Speaker 1: needs to step in here. Jesse. Love your show, love

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Speaker 1: the history Lessons, but I gotta pull you down off

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Speaker 1: of the ledge. Brother. It's last call. You've had too

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Speaker 1: much to drink and you haven't gotten lucky. I'll handle Omar.

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Speaker 1: Rachel Maddow are not attractive. They're the last women in bar.

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Speaker 1: I'm dragging you out, buddy. Look I like what I like?

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Speaker 1: All right. I didn't say odd, I didn't. I mean

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Speaker 1: kind of though, kind of little whatever. All right. Hugh

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Speaker 1: Glasses laying there dying but won't die. John Fitzgerald and

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Speaker 1: the young Jim Bridger are standing there. Why won't this

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Speaker 1: guy die? They decide to make a call now, as

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Speaker 1: you well know, when the chips are down, when things

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Speaker 1: are looking dark, just the way I am. If you

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Speaker 1: stay with me when the chips are down, when it

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Speaker 1: does not benefit you, I am yours for life. You

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Speaker 1: are my boy for life. If you abandon me when

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Speaker 1: the chips are down, you are my enemy until the

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Speaker 1: day they put me in the ground. I've told you forever.

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Speaker 1: That story, multiple stories about me running for office, and

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Speaker 1: I've had so many people trash me, and commercials trash

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's just life. I'm not worried about it.

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Speaker 1: Commercials talking about me being the Antichrist, people spitting at me.

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Speaker 1: I don't have an ounce of animosity for any of

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Speaker 1: those people. The one guy I still have animosity for

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Speaker 1: the guy who had endorsed me and pulled his endorsement

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Speaker 1: when a bigger guy got in the race. That's the

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Speaker 1: guy I'll remember. The rest of them, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: John Fitzgerald and Jim Bridger. They decide to make a

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Speaker 1: judgment call. They decide he's dying anyway. He won't die yet,

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Speaker 1: we're going to die if we stay with him. We

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Speaker 1: have to leave him behind. And it actually gets worse. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they take him down by a creek and put him

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Speaker 1: under a berry bush so he could roll over if

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Speaker 1: he's ever able to do so, and get some water,

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Speaker 1: maybe even get a little food. But not only are

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Speaker 1: they going to leave him behind. Remember this is not

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Speaker 1: only really against the code, this is against whatever kind

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Speaker 1: of law you want to think they have. Back then,

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Speaker 1: if it's found out that they just left him to die.

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Speaker 1: There's a good chance they could hang or be shot

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Speaker 1: for something like that. So not only do they leave

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Speaker 1: Huge Glass, they take his rifle, that precious rifle he

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Speaker 1: won with the Pawnee. They take his rifle, they take

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Speaker 1: his shot, they take his knife, they take his flint,

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Speaker 1: because it would never be believed that he had died

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Speaker 1: if they didn't take all his stuff, because you don't

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Speaker 1: waste stuff. Remember, like I said, there's no Walmart, there's

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Speaker 1: no anything. If your buddy dies out there, you bury

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Speaker 1: him and you're taking his boots off jack, you're taking

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Speaker 1: his gloves, you're taking everything. You're burying him naked, because

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Speaker 1: you don't waste stuff. There's only so much stuff. They

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Speaker 1: not only leave him, they leave him with nothing. Huge

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Speaker 1: Glass still doesn't die though. Huge Glass comes around slowly,

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Speaker 1: starts looking around, realizes I've been abandoned and I have nothing.

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Speaker 1: This is that moment I hope you never face, but

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Speaker 1: I hope you do what Hugh Glass did. Huge Glass

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Speaker 1: decides I'm not gonna die. You know how easy that

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Speaker 1: would be to give up In that moment, you're alone

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Speaker 1: in the wilderness, nothing injured. If your mind gives up there,

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Speaker 1: you're gone. Hug Glass says, no, No, I don't think

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna die today or tomorrow. He starts, remember he

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Speaker 1: can't really swallow definitely nothing big. So he starts reaching

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Speaker 1: up for days, grabbing berries from the berry bush, smashing

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Speaker 1: them up in his hand as fine as possible, and

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Speaker 1: getting them down his throat so he won't die of

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Speaker 1: starvation for some nutrition. He's getting what water he can

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Speaker 1: back in him. A rattle snake comes near by him.

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Speaker 1: He kills it with the rock and eats it raw,

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Speaker 1: because he has nothing to start a fire with, nor

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Speaker 1: is he physically able to do so. Finally, after days

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Speaker 1: where he's trying to go. One good arm, one good leg,

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Speaker 1: body mangled, and Huge Glass is a crawling. Now, those

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Speaker 1: Pawnee lessons he learned so long ago are starting to

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Speaker 1: knows how to find bird's nests where he gets to

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Speaker 1: I'm not finished yet. I'm gonna try to wrap this

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Speaker 1: have a lot of off topic discussions, don't we. Chris,

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Speaker 1: dang it, I'm gonna I'm gonna stay more focused from

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Speaker 1: now on. Now on Super Focus and Hugli Hang On.

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly returns next. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Oh Boy, you can buy me on social media at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly DC on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook. I'm on locals now.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm gonna think I'm gonna put up

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Speaker 1: I can't decide. I can't decide. Chris, let us finish,

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Speaker 1: or try to finish the story of Hugh Glass crawling

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Speaker 1: through the wilderness, eating eggs in roots, body in tatters.

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Speaker 1: But he's crawling, and he's crawling, and he's crawling. He

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Speaker 1: finally catches up with a buffalo carcass, which is great news,

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Speaker 1: except there are currently wolves around the buffalo carcass. He

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Speaker 1: he crawls up to the carcass. But here's the problem.

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Speaker 1: The wolves, as you can imagine, we'll pick a carcass

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Speaker 1: pretty clean. They've done that once or twice before Hugh

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Speaker 1: Glass starts eating the marrow out of the bones. There's

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Speaker 1: they serve at steakhouses. Now, I'll talk about that in

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Somebody asked if steakhouses are overrated. He's

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Speaker 1: He's keeping his front of his body clean, cleaning it

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Speaker 1: up with water wherever he can crawl to. He can't

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Speaker 1: heal his back. In his butt he has I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: he now has maggots in his back and in his butt,

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Speaker 1: which is actually not the end of the world medically,

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Speaker 1: if you look into it. Maggots can eat away some

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Speaker 1: of the rotting parts. I don't want you to lose

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Speaker 1: But it's not terrible. He comes across a group of

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Speaker 1: It's not. Again, this is just one of those luck

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Speaker 1: of the draw things. They see him immediately pity him.

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Speaker 1: They patch him up. They sow a bear coat, like

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Speaker 1: cover it. How sweet is that? Right? Chris can't believe

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Speaker 1: he ever took it off. I would keep that there

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Speaker 1: forever anyway, And they get him down to a fort

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Speaker 1: Fort Kiowa. That's not where the guys he's trying to

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Speaker 1: he's good enough, and there happens to be a French

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Speaker 1: fur trapping company there. Remember, Hugh has nothing, so he says, look,

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Speaker 1: hire me. I obviously know everything about these wilderness. I'm

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Speaker 1: and need all my stuff. But hire me and I'll

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Speaker 1: help you out. They do. Who Finally he's good to go. Right,

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Speaker 1: new fur company, new weapon. Life is good, I mean,

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Speaker 1: what could possibly go wrong? Now? Right? Everything once again,

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Speaker 1: company and immediately gets attacked by Reindians again. Hugh and

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Speaker 1: only one other guy survive. Five of them murdered right

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Speaker 1: trying to get to Fort Henry, so he can simply

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Speaker 1: He's marching, He's marching, He's marching. He finally gets there,

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Speaker 1: and look we're skipping over. I mean nights after night

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Speaker 1: after night of dangerous in the wilderness, hiding, hunting, foraging.

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Speaker 1: Gets to Fort Henry to finally commit the two murders

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Speaker 1: he wants to commit. The ford's been abandoned, all the

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Speaker 1: men are gone. He continues on, continues on. He finds

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Speaker 1: his company had originally gone. John Fitzgerald, the leader of

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Speaker 1: the two who left him, had taken off already, but

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Speaker 1: Jim Bridger was still there, remember young Jim Bridger. Bridger

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Speaker 1: immediately bursts into tears, begs huge Glass's forgiveness. They actually

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Speaker 1: called him old Hugh because he was such an old

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Speaker 1: man to them because he was forty. Hugh Glass immediately

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Speaker 1: forgives him and lets it go. He doesn't blame him

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Speaker 1: as much, forgives him, lets him go, says, but I'm

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Speaker 1: not forgiving John Fitzgerald. That guy's going to die. Gets

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Speaker 1: hired on again with a party of five that's working

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Speaker 1: its way towards where Fitzgerald is and once again they

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Speaker 1: again Hugh Glass is alone in the wilderness. I'm not

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Speaker 1: making this up. And this time he had lost his rifle,

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Speaker 1: only he still had his flint for lighting a fire,

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Speaker 1: and still had his knife and talked about, Wow, I

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Speaker 1: and knife. This time, the life is good. Finally makes

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Speaker 1: his way to a place called Fort Atkinson, two over

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Speaker 1: two hundred miles I want you to know, just no,

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Speaker 1: hundreds of miles away from where he was laying dying

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Speaker 1: with bare injuries. Gets to Fort Atkinson, finds John Fitzgerald.

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Speaker 1: Only John Fitzgerald had joined the army, and therefore Hugh

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Speaker 1: Glass could not murder him. Has no choice but to

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Speaker 1: know how it ended for John Fitzgerald in the end,

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Speaker 1: how did it end for Hugh Glass. Well, Old Hugh

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Speaker 1: was not a man to go home and put his

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Speaker 1: you know, I guess it ended in a way that's

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Speaker 1: very fitting. Seems tragic, but this is how it should

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Speaker 1: have ended. Nine years later, Hugh Glass walking along the

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Speaker 1: They finally got him, rode off with his scalp, rode

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Speaker 1: off with his rifle. And that is the story of

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Speaker 1: Hugh Glass. There is something to be said, a lot

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Speaker 1: to be said with the never die attitude. Never die,

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Speaker 1: Do a few inches. Just make sure it's a few

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Speaker 1: make sure it's in the right direction. Now, let us

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Speaker 1: begin with asked doctor Jesse Friday. It's our first question.

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Speaker 1: Is actually going to be political today? Doctors show gun Jesse,

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Speaker 1: what do you think about Trump running again in twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty four with Heavy D Rhonda Santis as his running

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Speaker 1: you think about Don Junior's political future? Love the show's

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Speaker 1: keep up the great world. Okay, let's address the big

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Speaker 1: man at the beginning, No, not Heavy D. Let's address

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump. As you well know, I loved Trump's presidency.

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Speaker 1: His foreign policy was phenomenal, his cutting back of regulations

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Speaker 1: His hiring and firing was so unacceptably bad that I

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Speaker 1: don't know that I want that again. And I mean it,

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Speaker 1: know that we can handle that again. Ivanka Trump up

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Speaker 1: and he will. They will come right back in with

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Speaker 1: not anti Trump, as you know, I'm pro Trump. We

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Speaker 1: can do better. He was invaluable. I'm glad we had him.

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Speaker 1: I sure wish we had him for another four years.

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Speaker 1: We can take the good lessons Donald Trump taught us

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Speaker 1: apologizing about that. We can take the good things Trump

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Speaker 1: heard me yesterday ranting and raving about the sensitive suburban

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Speaker 1: moms who didn't like his tweets and things like that,

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Speaker 1: and that's real. But we have to understand it did

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Speaker 1: hurt us. It did hurt us. I didn't mind it,

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Speaker 1: but people did. We can do better. He's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a force. He's not gonna be president again. But I'm

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Speaker 1: not done with my thoughts on this yet. Heavy d

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Speaker 1: I know this is going to be shocking to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm shocked by it myself. But these bodies don't last forever.

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Speaker 1: or should she go? Hang on, I'll explain, but first

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Speaker 1: let's set the Trump thing aside. Eight seven seven three

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Speaker 1: what Chris, Chris give me you know what, just for

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Speaker 1: seems to do really, really well. But Rhonda santas As,

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Speaker 1: that the system's going to come for him. But we

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Speaker 1: that obviously, you guys really love that. You don't care

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Speaker 1: as much if it's a quote peaceful protest, and then

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Speaker 1: it's fine. You don't care as much if they're celebrating

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Speaker 1: a Biden election. You only care about if it's people

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Speaker 1: that you don't like. That's my man. Hev D keep

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be a bitter pill to swallow. But listen. So,

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Speaker 1: there are some people out there, myself included, who don't

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Speaker 1: think the federal government can be saved at this point

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Speaker 1: in time. If you look at the cultural rot top

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Speaker 1: who don't think the federal government can be saved, it's

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Speaker 1: So if if you don't think the federal government can

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Speaker 1: be saved, why would I want one of my stars

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Speaker 1: to go there? Anyone? Anyone would I take one of

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Speaker 1: didn't love Texas so much, I'd moved to Florida. We

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Speaker 1: had an argument about this on Ask Doctor Jesse Friday

844
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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. I was a toss up

845
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Speaker 1: Florida or Texas. I love that fricking state. Why do

846
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 1: I want him out of Florida? But yeah, obviously I

847
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 1: think he has his eyes on it anyway, So I

848
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: think he's a contender as far as Don Junior goes.

849
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: I know Don a little bit. I don't know if

850
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: Don Junior wants to the life that Don Junior lives

851
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 1: is really good, and he's one of these guys who

852
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: knows it, and there's something to be said for that.

853
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 1: There's always something to be said for ambition. You know

854
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,959
Speaker 1: you want to have it? Do you want your kids

855
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 1: to have it? As long as you know when to

856
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 1: pull back on it. I know people like this. I

857
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 1: know you people know people like this. I know a

858
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Speaker 1: bunch of guys at various levels of success. You know,

859
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: I got poor friends, rich friends, but let's focus on

860
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 1: my rich friends for a moment. Got rich friends, and

861
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 1: I know so many who are just really content. He's

862
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: got you know, he got some money, he's not dying

863
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 1: to make the next buck, staying up till midnight every night,

864
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: agonizing over the books, finding a new buck, ignoring his

865
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 1: wife and kids. They'll they'll work really hard, work long hours,

866
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 1: but when the day's done, he's gonna go home, have

867
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: dinner with the fam, talk with the wife, go to

868
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: his kids baseball games. Very very content. And I have

869
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: guys who do it the other way, always obsessing over it.

870
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 1: Never a moment to hey, buddy, games on this Sunday,

871
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: I want to come grab a beer. No, I can't

872
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 1: do it. I really want to get back into I

873
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: want to get back into the shop. There's something that's

874
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 1: agonizing me, miserable all the time. Is that guy going

875
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: to end up with more money than everyone else? Probably?

876
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 1: Is he going to die a content human being? No? No,

877
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 1: I think that's where Don Junior is. And I'm just guessing.

878
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to psychologize the guy. He's obviously very wealthy,

879
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: got a dime of a girlfriend. Did he marry Kimberly group?

880
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if he married it, but he got

881
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: a dime of a girlfriend, very healthy, loves to hunt

882
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 1: and fish. I think he's got a place up in Montana.

883
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: He does that African Safari stuff. He's got a great life.

884
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 1: Being president is really really cool. You get to go

885
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 1: down in history. It's not a great life. No, they're

886
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: not dying of starvation. That is a stressful, miserable job.

887
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: If you're a Democrat, it's stressful and miserable. If you're

888
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: a Republican, you feel like the world is coming down

889
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: on you. So I don't think Don Junior wants it.

890
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 1: I think he could do it. I'm totally all in

891
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 1: if he wants to do it. I'm you know, listen,

892
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 1: but I don't know. All Right, here we go, Hi,

893
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse. I have to get to this before I

894
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 1: get to the other one. I've been a public history

895
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 1: teacher in New Jersey for about four years now. Recently,

896
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: we were told by my supervisor that we will be

897
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: revising the social studies curriculum to adhere to state guidelines

898
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: including climate change, racial justice, and bias in LGBTQ plus Cosh,

899
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: there's a plus on it now, Chris good grief, LGBTQ

900
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: air Force educate. Oh sorry, I just do that. In education,

901
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: I refuse to teach this type of activism to my students.

902
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 1: My question to you is what do I do if

903
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 1: I am one of the only teachers in my students'

904
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 1: lives teaching them the truth about America, But meanwhile they

905
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 1: have dozens of other teachers telling them we are living

906
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 1: in a horrible racist society. Am I wasting my time?

907
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: Do I continue to fight the good fight? Or do

908
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 1: I cut my losses and find a teaching job somewhere

909
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 1: that I won't have to sacrifice my values, like say,

910
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: in a private school. Love the show thinks hear me

911
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 1: out now one On one side of it, I have

912
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: one of my neighbors, a neighbor couple we get along with.

913
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,439
Speaker 1: The wife was this teacher public school for a long

914
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 1: time now has gone on to a private school. Loves it,

915
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 1: loves it. It's a private Christian school. She loves it.

916
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 1: It's all about her values, never has to teach anything

917
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: against her beliefs. So on one hand, I'm telling you, yes,

918
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 1: there's probably a better life for you and someone who

919
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: cares about what you care about. There's a light at

920
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: the end of the tunnel. On the other hand, as

921
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: against government schools, as I am, what if you're the

922
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 1: only one as long as you can handle it, you

923
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 1: stay and be the only one. And I'm not saying

924
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 1: you have to do that forever. Maybe you're already at

925
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 1: the place where you can't handle it anymore. If you're

926
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: at that place where it's making you misible, and then

927
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 1: you're bringing that home and it's making your family misible,

928
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 1: your own priority has to be to your family. If

929
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: you're already there, get your butt gone. Sending out some

930
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,959
Speaker 1: resumes and get your butt gone. If you can handle it, though,

931
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:32,439
Speaker 1: those students, more than you think, are probably hungering for

932
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 1: somebody to speak some truth to them. If you're the

933
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: only voice doing it, keep being the only voice doing it.

934
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 1: Don't don't leave them if you can do it now. Again,

935
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,840
Speaker 1: I can't stress this enough. It's easy for me. I'm

936
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 1: not a public school teacher in New Jersey. I'm not

937
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 1: going through what you're going through. Maybe you're at a

938
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 1: place already where you can't do it anymore. If you

939
01:02:55,920 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 1: are go, you got to care for you and yours.

940
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: If you can handle it right now, keep handling it,

941
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: keep going right now. We have a severe lack of

942
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 1: spine on the right, understandably because the right is so

943
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 1: beaten down, the culture is so against them. The right

944
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 1: is so surrounded they just they're done, They're defeated there

945
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 1: that I just want to quit. We have to continue

946
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: to be the lone voice in the wilderness. You have

947
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: to be in some way, shape or form. And let

948
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 1: me tell you this, lady. I'm not saying this will happen.

949
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:39,160
Speaker 1: Maybe it won't. Probably won't. You might get an email

950
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 1: or a text message or a phone call fifteen twenty

951
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,000
Speaker 1: years from now from somebody. Maybe he's running for off,

952
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 1: maybe he's a governor, maybe he's doing something huge with

953
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 1: his life, and he's going to say, missus, whatever your

954
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 1: name is, I'm not going to read it on the air.

955
01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 1: You changed my life. You were the only one who

956
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 1: was speaking this, and you changed my life. That stuff

957
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: happens all the time. Don't let it go. We're gonna

958
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 1: talk to Kurt Schlichter about that exact thing in just

959
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 1: a second. No word in the English language is less

960
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 1: convincing than probably. Are you sure we should get matching

961
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:36,240
Speaker 1: tattoos on our first date? Sure? We'll probably stay together. Probably.

962
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:40,919
Speaker 1: It's been twenty three minutes since I ate I can

963
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 1: probably swim. You should wait thirty minutes. Okay, I don't

964
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 1: tell me. What the job candid bo scramp, I have

965
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:56,000
Speaker 1: a cramped I can probably hit the green from here.

966
01:04:56,400 --> 01:05:04,919
Speaker 1: Probably can I get a Mulligan ready to go? Hey,

967
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:10,200
Speaker 1: are you sure you're okay to drive? Yeah? I'm pretty sober. Yeah,

968
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm probably okay. Probably okay. Isn't okay, especially when it

969
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 1: comes to drinking and driving. If you're drinking, call a cab,

970
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 1: a car, or a friend. Buzz driving is drunk driving.

971
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: A message brought to you by NITZA and the AD Council. Oh,

972
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,920
Speaker 1: it's been too long. I cannot wait to ask her

973
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 1: Slicktor these questions. Let's go right to him Townhall dot Com.

974
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 1: Obviously author of some great books. I would highly recommend

975
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 1: my buddy, Kurt Slicktor. Kurt, you know what it's an

976
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday, and I have a tough one

977
01:05:56,560 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 1: for you. Somebody just asked me. New Jersey school teacher

978
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 1: just got handed down the most woke of woke curriculums

979
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 1: you can possibly imagine, you know, racist, all this other

980
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 1: stuff she wants to know. Do I abandon the kids

981
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,640
Speaker 1: and go to a private school. Do I stay in

982
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 1: the midst of the enemy and be the one lone

983
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:22,480
Speaker 1: voice fighting in the wilderness. I think you adopt a

984
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 1: tactical retreat to a defensible position in a private school,

985
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 1: allow the public schools to destroy themselves time to heighten

986
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: the contradictions. Do you think you say this because I

987
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: agree with you completely. You feel like we're balkanizing and

988
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 1: that's a good thing a bad thing. What do you

989
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:47,680
Speaker 1: think about it? Well, considering I literally served in the Balkans,

990
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 1: spending up, you know, away from my family, trying to

991
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:54,880
Speaker 1: keep these sociopaths from killing each other, which is all

992
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 1: they wanted to do. No, Balkanization is a bad thing.

993
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 1: But on the other hand, submission and serfdom is a

994
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: worse thing. There is a there's a conservable movement out there,

995
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:12,360
Speaker 1: Jesse that believes people like you and me should be submissive,

996
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 1: essentially zipp ourselves into the latex gimp suit and serve

997
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:23,000
Speaker 1: our liberal elite masters. As the hip kids say, the

998
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 1: k dog ain't down with that. What is the thinking

999
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 1: if you are one of these people on the right,

1000
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,160
Speaker 1: because you know how much I despise them the same

1001
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,360
Speaker 1: way you despise them. If you're one of those people

1002
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 1: who says, ah, Kurt Schleector, why doesn't he just shut

1003
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: up and be a good little boy. What is there thinking, Kurt?

1004
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:43,640
Speaker 1: Do they mean well and their naive? Are they flat

1005
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 1: out working for the other side? Is it a mixture

1006
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:49,360
Speaker 1: to the two? What is it? Well? First of all,

1007
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: most are thinking when they see guys like you and me, oh,

1008
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 1: they probably kissed a girl. And you know, our rejection

1009
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: to the whole cruise a conservative mentality shames them because frankly,

1010
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 1: they're not men. And I've you know, I get a

1011
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 1: lot of grief for people like National View and Bulwark

1012
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:15,960
Speaker 1: because I attack their masculinity, which is a lot like

1013
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:22,640
Speaker 1: tripping or cripple. It's it's not hard, it's it's and

1014
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:26,559
Speaker 1: it really annoys them because Jesse, they they are sissies,

1015
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:31,599
Speaker 1: and I know it's not fashionable among sissies to point

1016
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:36,280
Speaker 1: out that, you know, men should be tough. Conservatives should

1017
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,400
Speaker 1: be tough. We we should be stand for our principles.

1018
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,599
Speaker 1: We should fight and we should not submit. They want

1019
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:46,120
Speaker 1: to do all those things, they like to do all

1020
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:49,040
Speaker 1: those things. It allows them on that. You know, they

1021
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:51,760
Speaker 1: want to be invited to the wedding and they don't

1022
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,719
Speaker 1: mind that they have to sit at the kid's table

1023
01:08:53,800 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 1: and gnaw on cold chicken nuggets. Kert. You wrote an article,

1024
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 1: highly recommend everybody go read it. Our militaries s JW

1025
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:09,679
Speaker 1: driven abandonment of war fighting is going to get troops killed.

1026
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 1: This is ontownhall dot com. What are you talking about.

1027
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 1: How's it going to get troops killed? Well, look, you

1028
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,680
Speaker 1: and I. You and I both served, and you and

1029
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:23,559
Speaker 1: I both understand that when the military becomes a social

1030
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:29,719
Speaker 1: justice project, real militaries go and kill those people because

1031
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:34,200
Speaker 1: they're not trained. Taking a sixty day stand down to

1032
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:40,080
Speaker 1: root out wrong thinking people, by which I mean people

1033
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:46,559
Speaker 1: who don't share the thoughts of San Francisco wibbles, especially

1034
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:52,320
Speaker 1: when we're facing serious enemies, is I would say it's baffling,

1035
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,120
Speaker 1: But it's not baffling because it's part and parcel of

1036
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:58,839
Speaker 1: what these people do. We've spent twenty years fighting wars,

1037
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:03,280
Speaker 1: none of which we have decisively won. Perhaps and I'm

1038
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:06,559
Speaker 1: just you know, I'm just spitballing it here. You know,

1039
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:10,160
Speaker 1: as a war college grad, perhaps we ought to, I

1040
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 1: don't know, focus on fixing that problem rather than this

1041
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:19,440
Speaker 1: chimera of a racism. I got told by some lieutenant

1042
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:22,040
Speaker 1: and you and I have the same feelings about lieutenants,

1043
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: is it? You know, I'm glad you're I'm glad you're

1044
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 1: out your old krusty colonel. You know, back when you

1045
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,679
Speaker 1: were in, it was the military was a seizing cultron

1046
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:39,320
Speaker 1: of white supremacy. Now, now, first of all, I'm sad

1047
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:41,479
Speaker 1: because he was never in a military to actually won

1048
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:45,559
Speaker 1: a war. I was, which shows you how old I am.

1049
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:50,160
Speaker 1: But when we were busy winning wars, we didn't have

1050
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:55,000
Speaker 1: time to obsess about idiotic things like where your great

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01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:58,000
Speaker 1: great grandfather came from. The only question we ever had

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01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:02,280
Speaker 1: about people was, oh, that soldier squared away. Now look,

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01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,360
Speaker 1: I'm not saying we were saints. We didn't run around

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01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:08,360
Speaker 1: being politically correct, but at the end of the day,

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01:11:08,439 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 1: you cared about you're the guy to the right and

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01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:15,120
Speaker 1: left or the gal, and you didn't care where they

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01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 1: came from. It's so stupid and condescending and frankly, I

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01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:22,280
Speaker 1: don't need to be lectured to a guy who and

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Speaker 1: I know I keep going back to this, but I'm

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01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:27,640
Speaker 1: going to is in a military that hasn't won a

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01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 1: war in twenty freaking years. It seems so hopeless when

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01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,280
Speaker 1: you look at the officer corps and know that the

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01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:40,000
Speaker 1: officer corps is all They're all guys who have gone

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01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:43,519
Speaker 1: through our completely anti American education system. They went to

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01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:47,040
Speaker 1: anti American finishing school and college and now they've moved on.

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Speaker 1: And these are the leaders of the military. The officers

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Speaker 1: do lead the military, and from the top, top levels.

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Speaker 1: I mean a term like general in general makes people

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Speaker 1: assign a certain level of respect there. And the truth

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01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:04,680
Speaker 1: is half these guys are just garbage. Now that seems hopeless,

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01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 1: is it hopeless? Nothing is hopeless as as we're still alive.

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Speaker 1: But the fact that the fact is we have a

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Speaker 1: bunch of ones who are actively woke, and you know,

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01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 1: there's the old colonel's network, and I still talk to

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Speaker 1: some of these folks. A lot of them are like, hey,

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01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 1: I got to keep my head down. I'll literally get

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01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:24,960
Speaker 1: fired if I stand up for you know what's right.

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01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:29,560
Speaker 1: What's going to take is a president who a understands

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Speaker 1: the military and be focuses and my you know, I

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01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,040
Speaker 1: my game plan would be the same way I went

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01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:40,720
Speaker 1: and fixed battalions and brigades and companies when you know,

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01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 1: the generals would send me out to fix things. If

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Speaker 1: I were president, or if I if I were advising

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01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:48,640
Speaker 1: the president, I would say, leap by anecdote, get a

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01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:53,879
Speaker 1: bunch of officers to look for problems like uh, chaplain

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01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:58,800
Speaker 1: being persecuted Elmendorf Air Force Base for refusing to U,

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01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:04,719
Speaker 1: you know, accept trans soldiers because it's against his religion,

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01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:09,680
Speaker 1: and then lead by anecdote, Secretary Defense, I want the

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Speaker 1: chain of command here tomorrow in my office nine am

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01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:16,519
Speaker 1: to brief me on how you are going to protect

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Speaker 1: this chaplain's right to practice his religion freely. And when

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Speaker 1: I say chain of command, I mean company commander, Italian commander,

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Speaker 1: Brigade commander CG, his CG, his CG and you. And

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01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:34,960
Speaker 1: I want all their deputies so if I fire one

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01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:38,240
Speaker 1: of them, I can give his deputy instructions nine am

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01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:41,920
Speaker 1: tomorrow Here that's the briefing. I want you do that

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Speaker 1: two times. The military will get the freaking word command

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Speaker 1: soldiers do what commanders inspect? Hey man, why didn't Trump

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01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:56,120
Speaker 1: do it? Because he didn't understand the military and he

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01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:59,559
Speaker 1: was busy with other things. That's why it's so important, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: that the next president who comes in, and I think

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01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:05,600
Speaker 1: we have a good chance of beating a Kamala Harris

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01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:09,559
Speaker 1: because asterisk you know, yeah, my betting pool, would you

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01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:13,400
Speaker 1: know January and he's off to chasing squirrels and watching

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01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:16,880
Speaker 1: Mattlock Marathon's full time instead of lent most of the time.

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Speaker 1: The next one needs to come in with a plan.

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01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:25,280
Speaker 1: Trump came in with no role of decks. He had nobody,

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01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:28,160
Speaker 1: he had no advisors, the you know, the Bush He's

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01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:30,639
Speaker 1: abandoned him because they abandoned all of us because they're

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01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:35,120
Speaker 1: groveling sissies. But the next guy has no excuse. We

1111
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 1: have a bunch of people who are trained in this administration.

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01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:39,360
Speaker 1: They know the way around it. And there is a

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01:14:39,439 --> 01:14:41,679
Speaker 1: huge network of guys like you and me out there

1114
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:45,320
Speaker 1: who can sit and advise him. And you know, he

1115
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:47,320
Speaker 1: needs to pick like five guys. Hey, you are my

1116
01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:51,080
Speaker 1: kitchen cabinet for military stuff. Find me problems to solve.

1117
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:55,360
Speaker 1: It will be solved so quick when the generals realize

1118
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:57,840
Speaker 1: you're First of all, I would fire all the chips,

1119
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 1: all the joint Jesus guy, I just fire them, and

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Speaker 1: then I would put I would say yeah, after I

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01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:06,160
Speaker 1: fired all the United States attorneys, after a file of

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01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:09,679
Speaker 1: every single pointy, I'd followed them too, and I would

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Speaker 1: bring the lands and say this is how it's gonna be.

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Speaker 1: That's my intent. Court Schlicht, Thank you, my brother, I

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Speaker 1: the Show. I listened to lots of podcasts all right leaning.

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01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 1: I just discovered your show a few days ago. I

1149
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:17,120
Speaker 1: love your speaking style and attitude. I'm also prior military

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Speaker 1: and I can relate to that way. I love the

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01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:22,320
Speaker 1: history portion. Keep up the good work. I hate commies too.

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Speaker 1: This one's called the Dude Jesse. Kelly is awesome. Chicks

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01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:29,519
Speaker 1: dig him and men want to be him. Women women

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Speaker 1: are known to begin you know, and I'm not going

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01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:34,040
Speaker 1: to read that part on the air. That's probably not appropriate. Also,

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01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:36,320
Speaker 1: the history lesson at the beginning of every podcast is

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01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:42,920
Speaker 1: pretty cool, too, Doctor Jesse. Sometimes I've noticed recently that

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01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:46,080
Speaker 1: every time I go to a steakhouse, I'm disappointed. I've

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01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:50,559
Speaker 1: lived in six states and visited many more. I've even

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01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:53,640
Speaker 1: been in multiple countries. I've been in many steakhouses and

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01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:56,040
Speaker 1: in these places, and I am a huge steak lover.

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01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:00,840
Speaker 1: Something I realized is that it's always mediocre compared to win.

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01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:03,880
Speaker 1: My father or husband grills or cooks one at home.

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01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:06,880
Speaker 1: Am I just lucky to have a father and now

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01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:10,000
Speaker 1: husband who grill like champions? Or our steakhouse is really

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01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:17,920
Speaker 1: just overrated? Well, couple things on this The steakhouse in

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01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:24,400
Speaker 1: general is the pinnacle of eating out. For most people,

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Speaker 1: it's a once a year thing. Chris, is at fair

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01:18:29,479 --> 01:18:31,800
Speaker 1: once a year. When's the last you'd say once a year?

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Speaker 1: I would say that I've realized, I realized. Obviously, good

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01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:36,640
Speaker 1: for you. There are some people better off words more

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01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:39,320
Speaker 1: than once a year. That's awesome. We don't, we don't, well,

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01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:41,200
Speaker 1: shame on this show. You go eat at a steakhouse

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01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:43,920
Speaker 1: every freaking dinner if you want, But for most people

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01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:47,639
Speaker 1: it's a once a year thing. You go out, take

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01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:50,920
Speaker 1: the old lady between you and her. You're gonna drop

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01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:53,120
Speaker 1: two hundred bucks easy on a steakhouse that you are

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01:18:53,439 --> 01:18:58,919
Speaker 1: it's that's what it is. Part of what you're buying

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01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:05,240
Speaker 1: at a steakhouse is it's exactly the experience. That's exactly right, Chris,

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01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:10,400
Speaker 1: You're buying the experience. I because I'm obsessed with food.

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01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:14,160
Speaker 1: You know, I don't care about anything but the food itself.

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01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:17,720
Speaker 1: I've gone off before about these restaurants before. I don't

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01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:20,120
Speaker 1: need to name them restaurants, and there are several now

1184
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:25,120
Speaker 1: who specialize in scantily clad young ladies. I'm not anti

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01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:27,280
Speaker 1: scantily clad young ladies. I'm not trying to be your

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01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:30,559
Speaker 1: pastor here. I just think the food always sucks in

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01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:34,120
Speaker 1: these places because when you walk in there, people are

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01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:38,400
Speaker 1: buying the atmosphere. Guys are in there chugging beer and

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01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:41,519
Speaker 1: eating chicken wings because men want to be around hot,

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01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:44,960
Speaker 1: scantily clad young ladies. I'm not, like I said, anti

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01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:47,400
Speaker 1: women by any stretch of the imagination. But when I'm

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01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:51,479
Speaker 1: going out, I want food. Give me food. I don't

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01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:55,080
Speaker 1: care if it's the most rundown dump in the world.

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01:19:55,439 --> 01:19:59,320
Speaker 1: Give me food. Lots of times. On the way home,

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01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,680
Speaker 1: I have to drive through the barrio, I have to

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Speaker 1: drive through the Mexican part of town, the poor Mexican

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01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:10,200
Speaker 1: part of town. I routinely come home full Mexican taco trucks,

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01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:13,040
Speaker 1: places the bars on the windows. I don't care I'm

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Speaker 1: pulling in. I'm armed up anyway. Jack, I'm going in

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Speaker 1: and I'm eating, and I'll just sit down there and

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01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:20,360
Speaker 1: mouth with all the fellas. I'm happy to I don't

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01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:23,760
Speaker 1: care about ambyonce, but most people do. I understand. I'm

1203
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:27,320
Speaker 1: not like most people. You're buying ambyonce. When you go

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01:20:27,439 --> 01:20:31,960
Speaker 1: to the steakhouse, Yes, you should expect a quality cut

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01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 1: of meat, not necessarily the best cut you've ever had,

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01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:37,960
Speaker 1: especially if you have a husband who knows what he's doing.

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01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:41,599
Speaker 1: He can do one better. I can make a steak

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01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:43,559
Speaker 1: at home, and I'm not. I'm not a greal master.

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01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:45,240
Speaker 1: I like to I like to laugh and tell my

1210
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:47,599
Speaker 1: wife I am. But I can do a steak at

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01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,360
Speaker 1: home that's as good as anything you're gonna eat in

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01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:51,960
Speaker 1: a steakhouse. I know how to dab it. I know

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01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:53,720
Speaker 1: the rub I want on it. I know the kind

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01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:55,479
Speaker 1: of butter I'm gonna melt on it. I can do

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01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:58,360
Speaker 1: a steak at home that'll kill you. It's just awesome.

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01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:02,960
Speaker 1: You're buying Ambi. You're buying the waiter dressed up in

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01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:06,599
Speaker 1: the suit. Yes, sir, No, man, you're buying you. I mean,

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01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:10,639
Speaker 1: who pays twenty dollars for a cocktail? You do? If

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01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:13,559
Speaker 1: you go in a steakhouse, you don't like it, but

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01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:19,120
Speaker 1: you kind of like it. What sides come with this? Oh? None?

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01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:22,320
Speaker 1: This is a steakhouse. You want sides, here's some mac

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01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:25,679
Speaker 1: and cheese for thirty dollars. Oh you like a dessert,

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01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:29,320
Speaker 1: of course, that's another thirty dollars. Before you know it,

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01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:32,439
Speaker 1: you're broke. But that's part of what you're buying. That's

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01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:35,600
Speaker 1: part of what makes it special. If you are and

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01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:40,479
Speaker 1: it sounds like you are purely a food person, which

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01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:45,640
Speaker 1: is what I am. Maybe steakhouses aren't that much for you.

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01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:49,400
Speaker 1: Whenever I walk in a steakhouse now almost universally, it's

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01:21:49,479 --> 01:21:52,479
Speaker 1: for something. In my business, it's this guy wants to

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01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:54,880
Speaker 1: have a meal. This guy's flying into town. He wants

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01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:56,920
Speaker 1: to have a meal. My boss in this city. I'm

1232
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:59,080
Speaker 1: flying in New York. My boss wants to go out.

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01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,599
Speaker 1: He's going to choose a steakhouse. And because I ain't paying,

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01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, yes, sir, let's go to a steakhouse.

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01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:09,000
Speaker 1: That's how that works. That's how that works. You're buying

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01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:13,280
Speaker 1: the experience. And if you have to know the reason

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01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:17,000
Speaker 1: your cut of meat is not good at a steakhouse,

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01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:19,479
Speaker 1: or I should I take that back, not as good

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01:22:19,479 --> 01:22:21,200
Speaker 1: as at home. You're gonna get a good cut of

1240
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:23,599
Speaker 1: meat at a steakhouse. The reason it's not as good

1241
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:28,240
Speaker 1: is simply this. You guys, remember my burger recipe, right,

1242
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:29,479
Speaker 1: And no, I'm not gonna give it to you again.

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01:22:29,479 --> 01:22:30,800
Speaker 1: I've given it to you a hundred times. I'll do

1244
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,559
Speaker 1: it again, you know, in a few months. But not

1245
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:35,080
Speaker 1: doing it now. What's one thing I tell you about

1246
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:38,160
Speaker 1: my burgers every single time, beyond the ingredients and the

1247
01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:41,800
Speaker 1: flat top and everything else. Make them one at a time,

1248
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:48,759
Speaker 1: one at a time. You know why. I will explain

1249
01:22:48,800 --> 01:23:18,559
Speaker 1: why in just a second. Wake up and text, Text

1250
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:24,080
Speaker 1: and eat, Text and catch the bus, Text and miss

1251
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:29,720
Speaker 1: your stop. Wait. Text and be late to work, Sorry late,

1252
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:36,120
Speaker 1: Text and work, Text and pretend to work, Text and

1253
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:38,479
Speaker 1: x surprised when someone calls you out for not working.

1254
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:41,800
Speaker 1: Text and meet up with a friend you haven't seen

1255
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:45,679
Speaker 1: in forever. Text and complain that they're on their phone

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Speaker 1: the whole time. Text and listen to them, complain that

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01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:54,240
Speaker 1: you're on your phone the whole time. Text and whatever.

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01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,439
Speaker 1: But when you get behind the wheel, give your phone

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01:23:57,439 --> 01:24:00,559
Speaker 1: to a passenger, put it in the glove box. Just

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01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:05,040
Speaker 1: don't text and drive. Visit stop Text Stop rex dot

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Speaker 1: org a public service announcement brought to you by the

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Speaker 1: National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the AD Council eight

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Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three eight

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Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seventy three. You

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01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:37,120
Speaker 1: can call in live, you can leave a voicemail. You

1266
01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:39,559
Speaker 1: can email me. You can even Emil during the show

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01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:43,280
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Remember this. You

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01:24:43,320 --> 01:24:47,760
Speaker 1: can email your love, your hate, your death threats. You're

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01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:50,760
Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse questions. I still have a bunch to

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01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:54,080
Speaker 1: get to. I have no more guests. I told Chris,

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01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:57,080
Speaker 1: no more guests. We are just churning and burning through

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01:24:57,120 --> 01:25:00,280
Speaker 1: these things today. So it's been a little slow. Our

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01:25:00,439 --> 01:25:04,360
Speaker 1: huge glass story of Indian attacks and bear survival in

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01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:07,599
Speaker 1: the beginning, and then we had schlicked on. We're talking

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01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:11,439
Speaker 1: steakhouses now, So it's been plodding along a little bit.

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01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:14,639
Speaker 1: But we're gonna pick up the pace significantly. I'll get

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01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:16,920
Speaker 1: to as many of these questions as I possibly can.

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01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:21,840
Speaker 1: We have a dude. You have a dude who's secretly rich.

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01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:24,920
Speaker 1: He is not sure if he should tell his girlfriend

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01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:28,439
Speaker 1: this one. This one is spicy. I like it, Chris,

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01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:33,680
Speaker 1: I like it. Now you know why you cook burgers individually.

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01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:36,479
Speaker 1: It has to do with a steakhouse question. I'll tell

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01:25:36,520 --> 01:26:13,000
Speaker 1: you why hang on. This is a Jesse Kelly show.

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01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:37,640
Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. So what are you

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01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:41,920
Speaker 1: talking about? How what are you talking about? You're now

1286
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:46,759
Speaker 1: going to override. We did it already. That's the law.

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01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:52,840
Speaker 1: An orange zone in a red zone. Little Quobo is

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01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:55,320
Speaker 1: still in a lot of trouble. All right, let's about

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01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:56,840
Speaker 1: this stuff. I have too many questions to get to

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01:26:57,080 --> 01:26:59,960
Speaker 1: the reason I make my burgers one at a time.

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01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:03,200
Speaker 1: The reason your steak isn't as good as a steakhouse

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01:27:03,439 --> 01:27:12,640
Speaker 1: is individual attention paid to each in every burger is critical. Critical.

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01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:19,360
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds matters when you're cooking. It matters when you're cooking.

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01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:23,200
Speaker 1: If I have two burgers on instead of one burger,

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01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:27,759
Speaker 1: what fifteen twenty seconds it's gonna take me to scoop

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01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:30,880
Speaker 1: out the one burger that's done it just the right time,

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01:27:31,240 --> 01:27:33,719
Speaker 1: place it on the bun, make sure it's not falling

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01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:35,920
Speaker 1: off the bun before I get over to the other

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01:27:35,920 --> 01:27:39,719
Speaker 1: burger and pull it out. That's fifteen twenty seconds it's cooking.

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01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:43,280
Speaker 1: The other burger was not cooking. Now think about your

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01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:46,559
Speaker 1: steakhouse and how many steaks they're cooking. And at a time.

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01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:49,479
Speaker 1: Why do you think every wedding you've ever gone to,

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01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:53,439
Speaker 1: the steaks sucks or the chicken sucks. It's not because

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01:27:53,439 --> 01:27:56,400
Speaker 1: the kitchen didn't know what it's doing. You can't make

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01:27:56,439 --> 01:28:00,800
Speaker 1: a hundred pieces of chicken right. You can make one right,

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01:28:01,439 --> 01:28:05,880
Speaker 1: maybe two right. You cannot possibly make that many rite.

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01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:11,080
Speaker 1: Mass produced food is garbage unless you focus on making

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01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:14,559
Speaker 1: sure you're doing a specialty of mass produced food. If

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01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:18,879
Speaker 1: you're at a wedding, you should be serving spaghetti, something

1310
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:22,160
Speaker 1: you can serve in mask that's all made the same.

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01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:26,519
Speaker 1: If it's any individual meal, it sucks. That's why your

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01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:30,919
Speaker 1: steakhouse steak isn't as good. Yes, you paid seventy dollars

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01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:35,320
Speaker 1: for some fancy Japanese wagon beef whatever. Good for you.

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01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:39,439
Speaker 1: It's delicious, that's fine. Just no, it was in there

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01:28:39,479 --> 01:28:41,760
Speaker 1: a little bit longer than it should have been, or

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01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:44,200
Speaker 1: a little bit shorter than it should have been, because

1317
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:48,000
Speaker 1: there's only one chef back there, and he's not an octopus.

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01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:51,599
Speaker 1: He can't pull out eighteen different steaks at the same time.

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Speaker 1: That is a fact. Let's get to the doozy of

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01:28:56,240 --> 01:28:59,360
Speaker 1: the day. Oh, by the way, I should be I

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01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,599
Speaker 1: should note since I lacked focus. I'm gonna go off

1322
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:03,840
Speaker 1: on this just for a second here. This is why

1323
01:29:05,320 --> 01:29:09,920
Speaker 1: so much of the time, only children grow up to

1324
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:19,679
Speaker 1: be completely completely odd adults. Odd adults. They will grow

1325
01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:22,560
Speaker 1: up Every only child I ever I've ever known is

1326
01:29:22,560 --> 01:29:24,960
Speaker 1: exactly like this. If you're an only child and this

1327
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:27,120
Speaker 1: offends you, you know, I don't care. You're welcome to

1328
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:28,839
Speaker 1: email me and tell me I don't care. I'm offensive.

1329
01:29:29,479 --> 01:29:33,040
Speaker 1: Only children grow up through no faults of their own.

1330
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:38,320
Speaker 1: They grow up and they don't have a great view

1331
01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:44,400
Speaker 1: of their place in the world. They they and it

1332
01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:46,680
Speaker 1: sounds like I'm insulted in them, but it's really not

1333
01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:50,479
Speaker 1: their fault. Almost every only child I've ever known grew

1334
01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:54,439
Speaker 1: up into adult that really felt like everything kind of

1335
01:29:54,479 --> 01:30:02,760
Speaker 1: revolved around him because his upbringing was everything revolved around him.

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01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:07,320
Speaker 1: There was never a be quiet your brother's talking, No,

1337
01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:10,800
Speaker 1: you can't have the last piece of chicken, No this no. That.

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01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:14,439
Speaker 1: He grew up with doting parents, who of course loved him,

1339
01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:20,160
Speaker 1: but he got all the attention, all the affection. Oh

1340
01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:22,639
Speaker 1: this is the movie you want to watch tonight, Johnny.

1341
01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:25,639
Speaker 1: He never got the be quiet you pick last time

1342
01:30:25,680 --> 01:30:28,680
Speaker 1: your brother picks this time, so he grew up with

1343
01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:34,679
Speaker 1: the mindset life is about me, it affects you. Same

1344
01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:40,000
Speaker 1: thing applies with steaks and cheeseburgers. Spoil your cheeseburger like

1345
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:43,280
Speaker 1: it's an only child, and your steak what Chris, all right?

1346
01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:47,240
Speaker 1: This is a doozy. I am a twenty three year

1347
01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:50,600
Speaker 1: old college student and the past year I've decided to

1348
01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:55,000
Speaker 1: commit to learning about trading stocks. Ever since the shutdowns

1349
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:59,160
Speaker 1: last March, I turned everything I owned twenty thousand dollars

1350
01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:02,720
Speaker 1: into almost half a million dollars at this point through

1351
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:07,120
Speaker 1: wise investments. How do I know, Chris? I know how?

1352
01:31:07,400 --> 01:31:09,920
Speaker 1: This is awesome? How do I tell my girlfriend of

1353
01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:14,400
Speaker 1: two months that I'm extremely wealthy? She has no idea.

1354
01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:18,439
Speaker 1: I'm afraid she will look at me differently because of this. Brother,

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01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:24,000
Speaker 1: If this was your girlfriend of a year or something,

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01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:27,559
Speaker 1: I would say just go out and tell her. You

1357
01:31:27,640 --> 01:31:30,360
Speaker 1: need to have that level of trust with her. But

1358
01:31:30,439 --> 01:31:35,960
Speaker 1: the fact you even asked me the question means you

1359
01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:42,000
Speaker 1: keep your freaking mouth shut. You keep your mouth shut.

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01:31:42,479 --> 01:31:45,880
Speaker 1: That is not a knock on your girl. I'm sure

1361
01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:50,040
Speaker 1: she's a dime. You keep getting to know her better

1362
01:31:50,760 --> 01:31:53,479
Speaker 1: until you find out whether or not you can tell

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01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:57,439
Speaker 1: her if somebody, if I came into half a million

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01:31:57,439 --> 01:32:00,040
Speaker 1: dollars tomorrow, just woke up and somebody gave me a

1365
01:32:00,160 --> 01:32:03,840
Speaker 1: half million dollars, I wouldn't hesitate to just tell my

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01:32:03,880 --> 01:32:05,559
Speaker 1: wife about it. I mean, she does all the books

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01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:07,160
Speaker 1: in the house. She'd know anyway. I just go put

1368
01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:10,400
Speaker 1: it in the bank. Hey, honey, good news. I think

1369
01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:13,920
Speaker 1: we can afford those patio chairs you've been running. But

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01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:17,840
Speaker 1: I wouldn't hesitate because there's a level of trust they're

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01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:22,479
Speaker 1: already built in. If you even have to ask me

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01:32:22,600 --> 01:32:27,719
Speaker 1: the question, the answer is no, keep your mouth shut.

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01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:31,920
Speaker 1: And in general, this is something you learn over time

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01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:35,120
Speaker 1: as a man, but it is important. It's so important

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01:32:35,120 --> 01:32:37,519
Speaker 1: to understand it. And I'm trying to teach my youngest

1376
01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:43,760
Speaker 1: this now. My youngest talks all the time. And I

1377
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:48,719
Speaker 1: don't mean he's talkative. I mean he talks all the time.

1378
01:32:48,800 --> 01:32:53,479
Speaker 1: It never stops no matter what. There is a time

1379
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:58,320
Speaker 1: and place for everything. And in general, as a dude,

1380
01:32:58,960 --> 01:33:01,880
Speaker 1: you don't need to be stoic hide in the corner guy.

1381
01:33:02,040 --> 01:33:04,120
Speaker 1: Granted that's more me, believe it or not. I don't

1382
01:33:04,160 --> 01:33:05,720
Speaker 1: really talk much when I'm not on the air. I

1383
01:33:05,880 --> 01:33:10,479
Speaker 1: even like to talk on the phone. In general, when

1384
01:33:10,479 --> 01:33:15,800
Speaker 1: it comes to anything, keep your mouth shut. You will

1385
01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:21,720
Speaker 1: hardly ever get in trouble. Keeping your mouth shut. Opening

1386
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:27,400
Speaker 1: your mouth will get you in trouble a lot. The ultimate,

1387
01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:32,400
Speaker 1: the ultimate, you know, in general, the ultimate safe position.

1388
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:39,320
Speaker 1: Shut up, shut your mouth, especially when it comes to money.

1389
01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:43,280
Speaker 1: I drill this into my kid's heads all the time now,

1390
01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:45,000
Speaker 1: and they don't even have any money. You know, they'll

1391
01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:47,519
Speaker 1: get you know, they'll get twenty bucks from the grandpa

1392
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:49,880
Speaker 1: or something like that at Christmas time. Well, for a

1393
01:33:49,960 --> 01:33:53,200
Speaker 1: kid it's ten years old. Freaking twenty dollars is a

1394
01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:57,400
Speaker 1: lot of money. You are tempted as a kid to

1395
01:33:57,520 --> 01:34:00,320
Speaker 1: go to school. Man, I got twenty bucks from my gpa.

1396
01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:06,559
Speaker 1: You never talk about money, I tell them. Never, not

1397
01:34:06,720 --> 01:34:12,000
Speaker 1: to your best friend, not to anybody. You shut your

1398
01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:14,519
Speaker 1: mouth about money, whether you got a lot of it,

1399
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:16,600
Speaker 1: whether you got none of it, whether you got this

1400
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:20,639
Speaker 1: or that. You never talk about money. That you even

1401
01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:22,640
Speaker 1: asked to me tells me all I need to know.

1402
01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:26,280
Speaker 1: You don't know this woman well enough. Yet you will

1403
01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:29,160
Speaker 1: find one. Trust me. If you're making that much money,

1404
01:34:29,160 --> 01:34:32,240
Speaker 1: you're gonna find plenty of them. Hack quick, Chris, you

1405
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:37,000
Speaker 1: will find one that you trust enough to tell. That's fine.

1406
01:34:37,960 --> 01:34:41,320
Speaker 1: You don't tell anybody you're rich ever, unless you get married,

1407
01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:42,760
Speaker 1: and then obviously you got to come on out with that.

1408
01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:45,360
Speaker 1: You can obviously tell the old lady because then you're one.

1409
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:51,519
Speaker 1: But no, shut your mouth, keep on, keep on invested. Also,

1410
01:34:52,080 --> 01:34:53,720
Speaker 1: let me give you my cell phone numbers so you

1411
01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:56,360
Speaker 1: can tell me how to invest. And I'll si is

1412
01:34:56,439 --> 01:35:01,720
Speaker 1: that's impressive, man, Let's bring it awesome, Doctor Jesse, I

1413
01:35:01,800 --> 01:35:03,840
Speaker 1: had to write in to correct you. I see I

1414
01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:07,920
Speaker 1: take correction on the show. By the way, I really

1415
01:35:07,960 --> 01:35:10,240
Speaker 1: do you guys still, I'm an unfeeling jerk. If I

1416
01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:12,640
Speaker 1: have something screwed up, I want to know about it.

1417
01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:14,880
Speaker 1: I'll come on the here and tell you. Doctor Jesse.

1418
01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:17,920
Speaker 1: I had to write in to correct you regarding women's pants.

1419
01:35:18,560 --> 01:35:21,240
Speaker 1: On Friday's show, you mentioned that we get big phones

1420
01:35:21,280 --> 01:35:24,200
Speaker 1: that don't fit in our pants. Here's the correction. I

1421
01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:26,880
Speaker 1: will stand by until the day I die. This is

1422
01:35:26,920 --> 01:35:29,680
Speaker 1: from a woman. By the way, it doesn't matter what

1423
01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:33,280
Speaker 1: size the phone is. Women's pants are made to have

1424
01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:37,320
Speaker 1: one thing in them, and that's a glorious booty pants

1425
01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:41,240
Speaker 1: except for leggings and sweats. Look weird without pockets. That's

1426
01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:44,920
Speaker 1: why women's pants have them. However, they're not supposed to

1427
01:35:44,960 --> 01:35:47,360
Speaker 1: be functional. And I'm going to skip the rest of

1428
01:35:47,400 --> 01:35:50,160
Speaker 1: this email. Here's where I screwed up, Chris, and it

1429
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:52,400
Speaker 1: was a big screw up. You ready for this, I'll

1430
01:35:52,400 --> 01:36:09,799
Speaker 1: tell you in a second. Feeling a little stocky, follow

1431
01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:15,120
Speaker 1: like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly DC. One

1432
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:18,400
Speaker 1: in three adults has pre diabetes one in three. That

1433
01:36:18,439 --> 01:36:23,160
Speaker 1: means it could be you, your football buddy, your fruitball buddy,

1434
01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:28,200
Speaker 1: or you your best man, your worst man. You you're

1435
01:36:28,200 --> 01:36:32,200
Speaker 1: a dogwalker, You're a cat jugger. While one in three

1436
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:35,920
Speaker 1: adults has pre diabetes. With early diagnosis, pre diabetes can

1437
01:36:35,960 --> 01:36:38,280
Speaker 1: be reversed. Take the risk test at do I have

1438
01:36:38,479 --> 01:36:41,920
Speaker 1: pre diabetes dot org? That's do I have pre diabetes

1439
01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:45,400
Speaker 1: dot org? Wait did they just say one in three

1440
01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:48,439
Speaker 1: adults has pre diabetes. That's thirty three point three three

1441
01:36:48,479 --> 01:36:50,760
Speaker 1: three percent of adults. That means it could be me

1442
01:36:51,040 --> 01:36:54,320
Speaker 1: my boss or my boss's boss, or me my favorite

1443
01:36:54,360 --> 01:36:57,240
Speaker 1: sister or my other sister. That's seven members of my

1444
01:36:57,280 --> 01:37:00,479
Speaker 1: twenty one person romantic book club. Wait, the one in

1445
01:37:00,520 --> 01:37:04,200
Speaker 1: three could be me my karaoke partner Carol or my

1446
01:37:04,439 --> 01:37:07,640
Speaker 1: karaoke enemy, Jeff. I'm gonna take the risk test that

1447
01:37:07,720 --> 01:37:10,599
Speaker 1: do I have pre diabetes? Dot org brought to you

1448
01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:13,640
Speaker 1: by the AD Council and it's Pre Diabetes Awareness Partners.

1449
01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:33,599
Speaker 1: I made a mistake last week, which is unbelievable here

1450
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:36,800
Speaker 1: on the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember I'm on social media

1451
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:41,840
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly DC on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, locals. I

1452
01:37:41,960 --> 01:37:45,160
Speaker 1: made a mistake. I said women's phones fall out of

1453
01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:47,519
Speaker 1: their pockets because phone their phones are too big. I

1454
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:50,759
Speaker 1: mean their phones are too big. But this lady wrote

1455
01:37:50,760 --> 01:37:55,240
Speaker 1: in and she pointed out my mistake. This is a mistake.

1456
01:37:55,240 --> 01:37:59,160
Speaker 1: This is why I'm a bad gift giver. I didn't

1457
01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:04,600
Speaker 1: take into a ount that women's pockets aren't functional pockets.

1458
01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:09,040
Speaker 1: They don't want them to be functional pockets. Women's pockets

1459
01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:12,439
Speaker 1: are only there to make it apparent she's wearing jeans

1460
01:38:12,560 --> 01:38:17,000
Speaker 1: and not yoga pants. Guys make this mistake all the time.

1461
01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:20,840
Speaker 1: I made the mistake to everything in a woman's life

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01:38:21,200 --> 01:38:23,360
Speaker 1: is designed to make her look even hotter. And you

1463
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:27,880
Speaker 1: know what, ladies, God love you for that. God love

1464
01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:33,400
Speaker 1: you for that. Doctor Oracle sombrero. Jesse a guy in

1465
01:38:33,439 --> 01:38:37,559
Speaker 1: my neighborhood has set his grill on fire. Don't think

1466
01:38:37,600 --> 01:38:40,719
Speaker 1: just a couple of scorched rib eyes, but multiple fire

1467
01:38:40,760 --> 01:38:43,800
Speaker 1: trucks and fire hydrants. Man, I've got to know that, Chris.

1468
01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:46,840
Speaker 1: I know, Chris. I know the guy's an acquaintance, but

1469
01:38:47,040 --> 01:38:50,600
Speaker 1: not much more than that. Couple beers and hellos at

1470
01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:53,519
Speaker 1: the neighborhood parties, but nothing more. A couple of days

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01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:56,000
Speaker 1: after the fire, another guy in our neighborhood started to

1472
01:38:56,080 --> 01:38:59,240
Speaker 1: go fund me to replace the grill. After a few

1473
01:38:59,320 --> 01:39:02,680
Speaker 1: days of me not donating to the organ After not donating,

1474
01:39:02,840 --> 01:39:06,120
Speaker 1: the organizer tests me, texts me and asks me if

1475
01:39:06,160 --> 01:39:08,280
Speaker 1: I'm going to does that word, by the way, mess

1476
01:39:08,280 --> 01:39:15,880
Speaker 1: you up? Chris texts texts it messes me up? Is

1477
01:39:15,880 --> 01:39:18,479
Speaker 1: it because I'm dumb? Dang it? Oh well, that's not

1478
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:22,200
Speaker 1: my fault. It's a weird word. My tongue doesn't work

1479
01:39:22,280 --> 01:39:27,880
Speaker 1: that way. That's enough, Chris, that's enough anyway. I tell

1480
01:39:27,960 --> 01:39:31,479
Speaker 1: him I'm not donating. He proceeds to tell me I'm

1481
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:34,240
Speaker 1: being ah, I'm not gonna say that on the air,

1482
01:39:34,320 --> 01:39:36,280
Speaker 1: and I should pitch in a few bucks. As a

1483
01:39:36,280 --> 01:39:38,760
Speaker 1: lot of the guys in the neighborhood have. I tell

1484
01:39:38,800 --> 01:39:41,200
Speaker 1: him that the maintenance and they clean, the cleanliness of

1485
01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:44,679
Speaker 1: a man's grill is his responsibility and if he fails

1486
01:39:44,680 --> 01:39:48,439
Speaker 1: at that, then replacement of his grill is his own

1487
01:39:48,520 --> 01:39:53,080
Speaker 1: burden to bear. Am I wrong? Absolutely not, absolutely not.

1488
01:39:53,120 --> 01:39:56,840
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. The wrong guy is the organizer.

1489
01:39:57,920 --> 01:39:59,840
Speaker 1: I don't have any problem with organizing a go fund

1490
01:39:59,880 --> 01:40:01,840
Speaker 1: me to help out a neighbor, no issue at all.

1491
01:40:03,880 --> 01:40:09,280
Speaker 1: You don't get to badger another dude or another person

1492
01:40:09,320 --> 01:40:13,040
Speaker 1: in general. You don't get to badger somebody to donate

1493
01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:19,960
Speaker 1: and guilt somebody into donating for something, especially especially would

1494
01:40:20,000 --> 01:40:24,120
Speaker 1: we're talking about a grill. I love a grill as

1495
01:40:24,200 --> 01:40:27,880
Speaker 1: much as the next man. We're not talking about diapers

1496
01:40:27,880 --> 01:40:30,960
Speaker 1: because the families on hard time and the baby as

1497
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:34,719
Speaker 1: a as a diaper full of poop. Here a grill.

1498
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:38,200
Speaker 1: Go buy your own grill. And okay, maybe if we're

1499
01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:41,760
Speaker 1: close buds and you're on hard times, maybe I would

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01:40:41,840 --> 01:40:44,200
Speaker 1: chip in or something like that. But if you decided

1501
01:40:44,280 --> 01:40:49,800
Speaker 1: not to, absolutely not, absolutely not. You tell that organizer

1502
01:40:49,840 --> 01:40:53,080
Speaker 1: to go pounds and after these people think they are

1503
01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:57,479
Speaker 1: people have such a feeling of entitlement anymore I put

1504
01:40:57,479 --> 01:41:02,000
Speaker 1: out would when Houston was freezing over. When Texas is

1505
01:41:02,040 --> 01:41:04,760
Speaker 1: freezing over and it was getting it was getting really

1506
01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:09,519
Speaker 1: bad here. Texas was freezing over and people were losing

1507
01:41:09,560 --> 01:41:12,040
Speaker 1: power all over the place, and a lot of people

1508
01:41:12,120 --> 01:41:14,680
Speaker 1: simply didn't have the blankets in cold weather gear and

1509
01:41:14,760 --> 01:41:17,960
Speaker 1: sometimes food and water. Because we're even under a boiled

1510
01:41:18,000 --> 01:41:21,120
Speaker 1: water order right now, the water treatment plants are freezing up.

1511
01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:25,840
Speaker 1: Is bad, Yeah, Chris is saying someplace it's not even

1512
01:41:25,840 --> 01:41:27,880
Speaker 1: pump water right now. You're turning on the fasta there

1513
01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:31,080
Speaker 1: is nothing coming out. So look, if you don't have reserves,

1514
01:41:31,120 --> 01:41:34,320
Speaker 1: that can get to be a dangerous situation. Right So

1515
01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:37,120
Speaker 1: I put out the word on social media. I never

1516
01:41:37,240 --> 01:41:40,920
Speaker 1: opened up my messages on Twitter. Only people who I

1517
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:43,400
Speaker 1: follow can can send me messages. If you want to

1518
01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:45,080
Speaker 1: get a hold of me, you know, you send an

1519
01:41:45,080 --> 01:41:47,240
Speaker 1: email to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. It

1520
01:41:47,360 --> 01:41:50,000
Speaker 1: goes to producer Chris. He prints them off. I get them,

1521
01:41:50,840 --> 01:41:52,960
Speaker 1: but I don't allow people to get a hold of me,

1522
01:41:52,960 --> 01:41:56,080
Speaker 1: because everybody does. But I make the decision to unlock them,

1523
01:41:56,080 --> 01:41:58,479
Speaker 1: open them up, and I say, hey, anybody in the

1524
01:41:58,520 --> 01:42:01,960
Speaker 1: Houston area, if you were hurting, if you were in trouble,

1525
01:42:03,240 --> 01:42:05,559
Speaker 1: send me an email. I have a four wheel drive truck.

1526
01:42:05,720 --> 01:42:10,080
Speaker 1: I obviously have water reserves, food reserves. I was ready.

1527
01:42:10,400 --> 01:42:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm generally pretty ready for that kind of stuff, and

1528
01:42:13,320 --> 01:42:14,960
Speaker 1: got some cool stuff. And I'm not going to go

1529
01:42:15,000 --> 01:42:17,439
Speaker 1: into all the other stuff that happened there. But I

1530
01:42:17,560 --> 01:42:24,280
Speaker 1: had one guy, Hey, my buddy's looking for work. Okay,

1531
01:42:24,520 --> 01:42:26,559
Speaker 1: what does that have to do with everybody? People are

1532
01:42:26,600 --> 01:42:29,040
Speaker 1: freezing and starving. I mean, I'm sorry. I realized that's

1533
01:42:29,040 --> 01:42:32,000
Speaker 1: a tough situation, so I just ignored it, and I

1534
01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:34,320
Speaker 1: ignore most things anyway. Phone calls and text let alone

1535
01:42:34,360 --> 01:42:37,880
Speaker 1: something from the stranger, but won't stop and won't stop

1536
01:42:38,320 --> 01:42:40,840
Speaker 1: and won't message out. Oh so you don't care that

1537
01:42:40,880 --> 01:42:46,000
Speaker 1: my buddy's looking for People have such a feeling of

1538
01:42:46,200 --> 01:42:51,040
Speaker 1: entitlement out there and it's not healthy. Man, Nobody owes

1539
01:42:51,080 --> 01:42:55,599
Speaker 1: you squat. Nobody owes you squat. Give be a giving person,

1540
01:42:55,680 --> 01:42:58,439
Speaker 1: help out your neighbor. Don't ever let somebody guild you

1541
01:42:58,479 --> 01:43:02,280
Speaker 1: into that. Jesse, I'm a new listener, love the show.

1542
01:43:03,000 --> 01:43:05,639
Speaker 1: You mentioned the tech school professions that guys can get

1543
01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:08,880
Speaker 1: into and crush it plumbing, electrician, h back, etc. I

1544
01:43:08,960 --> 01:43:13,799
Speaker 1: totally agree, although I'm one of those evil corporate bankers. Anyway,

1545
01:43:13,880 --> 01:43:17,960
Speaker 1: my question is what trades? What are the trade school

1546
01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:21,280
Speaker 1: like professions for my three daughters. Doesn't feel like there

1547
01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:24,120
Speaker 1: is the same opportunity. Please correct you, allow me to

1548
01:43:24,160 --> 01:43:26,599
Speaker 1: correct you. Oh, he says, thanks, And I won't read

1549
01:43:26,640 --> 01:43:28,559
Speaker 1: his name on the air. Remember, I never ever ever

1550
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:30,760
Speaker 1: read your name on the air unless you specifically tell

1551
01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:33,160
Speaker 1: me I can. He says, keep doing what you're doing.

1552
01:43:33,200 --> 01:43:39,040
Speaker 1: The history segments are awesome. Medical field, medical field, Chris,

1553
01:43:39,400 --> 01:43:41,120
Speaker 1: look up for me real quick, said, don't have it

1554
01:43:41,120 --> 01:43:42,639
Speaker 1: in front of me. Sorry, I'm doing this on the fly.

1555
01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:46,480
Speaker 1: Look up the education requirements for an X ray technician.

1556
01:43:47,160 --> 01:43:53,240
Speaker 1: X ray technician. Medical field is an excellent field for women. Yes,

1557
01:43:53,439 --> 01:43:56,920
Speaker 1: we stereotype on this show because God made us all different.

1558
01:43:57,200 --> 01:44:01,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Women are simply better, much better nurses. They're

1559
01:44:01,320 --> 01:44:04,360
Speaker 1: much better at nurturing and caring for people than men are.

1560
01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:06,720
Speaker 1: That's how God made them. That's why it's always been

1561
01:44:06,800 --> 01:44:12,880
Speaker 1: that way. What, Chris, you know what you need to

1562
01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:15,960
Speaker 1: be an X ray tech A certificate. I'm pretty sure

1563
01:44:15,960 --> 01:44:17,240
Speaker 1: you have to go to a tech school or a

1564
01:44:17,280 --> 01:44:19,599
Speaker 1: trade school, or maybe there's a there's a crossover there.

1565
01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:22,759
Speaker 1: And if I remember right. The last time I looked

1566
01:44:22,760 --> 01:44:25,920
Speaker 1: for a starting salary for an X ray tech Remember

1567
01:44:26,080 --> 01:44:29,080
Speaker 1: x ray tech you're talking about. You're talking about somebody

1568
01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:35,719
Speaker 1: who works indoors, climate controlled, clean, safe environment. You're starting

1569
01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:39,880
Speaker 1: starting out making sixty grand a year, so what you

1570
01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:43,160
Speaker 1: chop away at it? Soon you're a young lady twenty four,

1571
01:44:43,280 --> 01:44:46,680
Speaker 1: twenty six year old making seventy eighty grand a year,

1572
01:44:46,800 --> 01:44:50,720
Speaker 1: maybe more if you fall into something. Dude, that's a

1573
01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:53,599
Speaker 1: dang nice life. Maybe y'all grew up different and look, plus,

1574
01:44:53,640 --> 01:44:55,439
Speaker 1: you're a corporate banker. Dad. We all know you're gonna

1575
01:44:55,479 --> 01:45:02,280
Speaker 1: end up paying for anything everything anyway. Quit Chris oh

1576
01:45:02,360 --> 01:45:09,320
Speaker 1: Man oh Oracle of Ohio Mountain from Montana, Showgun of

1577
01:45:09,400 --> 01:45:14,200
Speaker 1: the South. What Chris el sombreros del sir? He says?

1578
01:45:14,240 --> 01:45:17,600
Speaker 1: That's Spanish? What's dell, sir? Being Chris dang it? I

1579
01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:22,720
Speaker 1: hereby besieged thee with an interrogative. I don't know what

1580
01:45:22,760 --> 01:45:24,760
Speaker 1: that word means. I went to community college. I'm on

1581
01:45:24,840 --> 01:45:28,920
Speaker 1: my second forty bym by my second forty of bud Heavies.

1582
01:45:29,320 --> 01:45:31,960
Speaker 1: Good for you, brother, While watching Gettysburg for the two

1583
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:37,040
Speaker 1: thousandth time, here's my messed up question, if you were

1584
01:45:37,120 --> 01:45:40,880
Speaker 1: guaranteed to survive and live a long life, would you

1585
01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:44,439
Speaker 1: rather be wounded in battle and had to have your

1586
01:45:44,560 --> 01:45:48,160
Speaker 1: legs sawn off below the knee by a drunk, bloody

1587
01:45:48,240 --> 01:45:52,760
Speaker 1: doctor without the aid of anesthesia, experience excruciating pain for

1588
01:45:52,800 --> 01:45:54,800
Speaker 1: a few days, but then return home to your farm

1589
01:45:54,840 --> 01:45:57,360
Speaker 1: and the heroes welcome, while never having to do hard

1590
01:45:57,439 --> 01:46:01,040
Speaker 1: labor again. Or would you rather be the doctor who,

1591
01:46:01,120 --> 01:46:04,439
Speaker 1: week after week, battle after bloody battle, for four horrible

1592
01:46:04,479 --> 01:46:07,840
Speaker 1: long years, be standing inside a disgusting, hot, filthy tent,

1593
01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:11,000
Speaker 1: see the mangled bodies at thousands of young men, hearing

1594
01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:13,920
Speaker 1: their screams as they come across your crude operating table

1595
01:46:14,200 --> 01:46:16,840
Speaker 1: where you proceed to saw off. They're broken and buddy

1596
01:46:16,880 --> 01:46:21,639
Speaker 1: limbs honestly as pipped up as it sounds. I think

1597
01:46:21,680 --> 01:46:24,280
Speaker 1: I just say, cut my leg off and send me home. Doc,

1598
01:46:24,520 --> 01:46:27,599
Speaker 1: just past the whiskey. First you can say my name.

1599
01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:31,320
Speaker 1: His name's Josh P. S. I love you. Clearly he's

1600
01:46:31,360 --> 01:46:37,599
Speaker 1: had some bud heavies. Okay, let's dig into it. Are

1601
01:46:37,640 --> 01:47:02,960
Speaker 1: you the saw or the saw e? Hang? I're never

1602
01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:07,120
Speaker 1: completely ready to adopt a teen for late nights writing

1603
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Speaker 1: English papers? Are your teen's music taste for dinners, where

1604
01:47:12,160 --> 01:47:14,439
Speaker 1: they talk more on their phone than with you. For

1605
01:47:14,479 --> 01:47:19,160
Speaker 1: the first time they call your mom. You're never completely

1606
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:22,919
Speaker 1: ready to adopt a teen, and you can't imagine the reward.

1607
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Speaker 1: Council A seven seven three seven seven four three seven

1620
01:48:26,240 --> 01:48:29,439
Speaker 1: three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Would you

1621
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:33,240
Speaker 1: rather be the one with your limbs sawed off during

1622
01:48:33,280 --> 01:48:36,840
Speaker 1: the Civil War, go home crippled the rest of your life,

1623
01:48:36,920 --> 01:48:40,360
Speaker 1: or would you rather be the doctor. I would rather

1624
01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:45,799
Speaker 1: be the doctor both equally terrible. I will say equally terrible.

1625
01:48:46,240 --> 01:48:50,600
Speaker 1: The doctor is going to mentally be torn to shreds

1626
01:48:50,840 --> 01:48:52,559
Speaker 1: the rest of his life. If you read the stories

1627
01:48:52,600 --> 01:48:55,559
Speaker 1: about the guys who had to do it, honestly, it's

1628
01:48:55,560 --> 01:48:59,800
Speaker 1: it's really really sad. So many were full blown alcoholics

1629
01:49:00,080 --> 01:49:03,519
Speaker 1: us of their lives, just really torn to bits mentally.

1630
01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:06,040
Speaker 1: So it's not as if the doctor has it good.

1631
01:49:06,800 --> 01:49:10,400
Speaker 1: But here's where all correct you. You mentioned the sawing

1632
01:49:10,439 --> 01:49:13,280
Speaker 1: off of the leg, going home to a hero's welcome,

1633
01:49:13,360 --> 01:49:18,320
Speaker 1: family farm, never having to do hard labor again. Yes,

1634
01:49:18,400 --> 01:49:21,240
Speaker 1: she would go home to the family farm. Yes she

1635
01:49:21,240 --> 01:49:23,720
Speaker 1: would get a hero's welcome. But I think about this

1636
01:49:23,760 --> 01:49:25,400
Speaker 1: when I think about our guys today. We would come

1637
01:49:25,400 --> 01:49:27,000
Speaker 1: back when they're all torn up and stuff like that.

1638
01:49:27,920 --> 01:49:33,519
Speaker 1: The hero's welcome lasts for half a day. Family friends

1639
01:49:33,600 --> 01:49:38,439
Speaker 1: come on over. Ah, Bob's finally home. Sorry about your leg, Bob,

1640
01:49:38,439 --> 01:49:41,360
Speaker 1: you're the best jury hero. They've got a family banner

1641
01:49:41,439 --> 01:49:46,080
Speaker 1: made Bob the hero, welcome home, my hero. Every aunt

1642
01:49:46,120 --> 01:49:48,360
Speaker 1: and uncle kissing you on the cheek. Job, I'm so

1643
01:49:48,479 --> 01:49:50,000
Speaker 1: proud of you. Can I get a picture? Let me

1644
01:49:50,400 --> 01:49:53,040
Speaker 1: let me put that on Instagram. Oh look, this is

1645
01:49:53,080 --> 01:49:55,639
Speaker 1: my husin. This is my cousin. I love him. He's

1646
01:49:55,680 --> 01:49:59,760
Speaker 1: such a hero to Me's a LEGI woohoo. We're about

1647
01:49:59,760 --> 01:50:06,640
Speaker 1: a half a day. Then the party's over and the

1648
01:50:06,720 --> 01:50:10,679
Speaker 1: rest of your life is now different. Does it mean

1649
01:50:10,760 --> 01:50:15,559
Speaker 1: your life is over? But as a young man you

1650
01:50:15,680 --> 01:50:17,680
Speaker 1: want to do hard labor. I'm not saying that you

1651
01:50:17,680 --> 01:50:19,479
Speaker 1: want to go break bricks in the hot sun, but

1652
01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:22,679
Speaker 1: you need to move and run. You want to play

1653
01:50:22,720 --> 01:50:27,120
Speaker 1: with your kids, go swimming in a lake. You want

1654
01:50:27,160 --> 01:50:32,280
Speaker 1: to do things like that, and I will. I'll be honest.

1655
01:50:32,360 --> 01:50:36,519
Speaker 1: When we went off to combat, it's easy to say

1656
01:50:36,560 --> 01:50:41,000
Speaker 1: now because I lived, I was more worried about that

1657
01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:44,080
Speaker 1: than I was about dying. I was okay with dying.

1658
01:50:44,160 --> 01:50:46,320
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously didn't want to It's not like I was, like,

1659
01:50:46,479 --> 01:50:50,400
Speaker 1: how didn't fear death? But I would much rather have

1660
01:50:50,520 --> 01:50:53,840
Speaker 1: died than lost of lake. That's where I was. That's right,

1661
01:50:55,760 --> 01:50:59,200
Speaker 1: Dear's Jesse. I loved last week's episode on The Great

1662
01:50:59,240 --> 01:51:02,080
Speaker 1: Leap Forward. I spend a lot of time in homeschool

1663
01:51:02,080 --> 01:51:05,080
Speaker 1: with both of my boys on Communist China. God love you, lady,

1664
01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:08,439
Speaker 1: God love you for that. Keep doing that please hurry

1665
01:51:08,800 --> 01:51:12,200
Speaker 1: and get to your episode on the Cultural Revolution. This

1666
01:51:12,240 --> 01:51:14,880
Speaker 1: era is so relevant to what's happening in America today.

1667
01:51:15,160 --> 01:51:17,160
Speaker 1: Love your show. I listened with my fifteen year old.

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Speaker 1: I love that. I love when people listened with their kids. Again.

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01:51:20,960 --> 01:51:23,000
Speaker 1: I will always do a show you can listen to

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01:51:23,120 --> 01:51:26,439
Speaker 1: with your kids. Not because I'm a good person. I'm

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01:51:26,479 --> 01:51:29,760
Speaker 1: a bad person. I'm just sick to death of having

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01:51:29,800 --> 01:51:33,480
Speaker 1: to turn everything off. With my sons in the room.

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01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:39,599
Speaker 1: You can entertainment. You can do interesting without having to

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01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:42,400
Speaker 1: do a show. People have to scramble for the dial

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01:51:42,520 --> 01:51:46,120
Speaker 1: for at all time. I actually think we get a

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01:51:46,160 --> 01:51:47,840
Speaker 1: lot of show requests, and I do take a lot

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01:51:47,880 --> 01:51:51,280
Speaker 1: of them. I do. I might do the Cultural Revolution

1678
01:51:51,360 --> 01:51:54,040
Speaker 1: next week, Chris. It is so big and it is

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01:51:54,120 --> 01:51:56,880
Speaker 1: so relevant. I might do it. Chris didn't even know

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01:51:56,920 --> 01:51:58,920
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Well, you know what, stay tuned

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01:51:58,960 --> 01:52:01,479
Speaker 1: for the show next week. Gosh, I can't deal with

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01:52:01,479 --> 01:52:06,320
Speaker 1: this one more and I'm done. I don't watch the news,

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01:52:06,400 --> 01:52:08,800
Speaker 1: but I'm listening to Tony and Dwight on eight forty

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01:52:08,920 --> 01:52:12,599
Speaker 1: wha s. I didn't realize how bad it was there.

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01:52:13,040 --> 01:52:14,880
Speaker 1: I heard you talk about the power being out, but

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01:52:14,920 --> 01:52:17,280
Speaker 1: it didn't register the folks freezing. I mean, I've got

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01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:20,160
Speaker 1: to get a generator, been meaning to, but the ones

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01:52:20,200 --> 01:52:22,679
Speaker 1: I could afford would only power your fridge. Stay safe

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01:52:22,680 --> 01:52:27,000
Speaker 1: in h town. Listen, it was really bad here. By

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01:52:27,000 --> 01:52:28,639
Speaker 1: the grace of God, it's warming up a little bit today.

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01:52:28,680 --> 01:52:30,559
Speaker 1: It's going to get down to blow freezing again tonight

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01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:32,760
Speaker 1: in tomornight, which we're not used to here. But the

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01:52:32,880 --> 01:52:36,240
Speaker 1: roads are clear enough. People are opening up. They're out

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01:52:36,280 --> 01:52:38,120
Speaker 1: there getting food and stuff like that. The worstest passed,

1695
01:52:38,160 --> 01:52:40,559
Speaker 1: so thank you for your well wishes. I will tell

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01:52:40,600 --> 01:52:46,760
Speaker 1: you I have always wanted a whole home generator. They

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01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:50,240
Speaker 1: have whole home generators. They have ones that you can

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01:52:50,520 --> 01:52:52,960
Speaker 1: if you're out like in the wilderness, you can bury

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01:52:53,000 --> 01:52:55,880
Speaker 1: a propane tank and run off of it. But they

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01:52:55,920 --> 01:52:58,559
Speaker 1: have ones here too, because people lose power so much

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01:52:58,600 --> 01:53:01,920
Speaker 1: because the storms get so bad. They tied directly into

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01:53:01,960 --> 01:53:05,559
Speaker 1: the natural gas line and they will power everything in

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01:53:05,600 --> 01:53:08,960
Speaker 1: your home forever, like as long as the generator runs,

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01:53:08,960 --> 01:53:13,080
Speaker 1: they'll power it. I've always wanted one. The problem is

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01:53:13,120 --> 01:53:18,759
Speaker 1: the cost. Twenty thousand dollars. I've seen them twenty five

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01:53:18,840 --> 01:53:23,120
Speaker 1: thousand dollars now, I mean, I hope you can buy

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01:53:23,160 --> 01:53:27,439
Speaker 1: one of those. But it's one of those things. It's

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01:53:27,520 --> 01:53:31,000
Speaker 1: so much money that even if you have a lot

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01:53:31,000 --> 01:53:35,040
Speaker 1: of money, how do you stroke twenty thousand dollars worth

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01:53:35,040 --> 01:53:37,360
Speaker 1: of a check for something you may never use? That's

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01:53:37,400 --> 01:53:40,320
Speaker 1: just Look. I'm not trying to sound like Jewish producer

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01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:42,320
Speaker 1: Chris here. I don't think I can part with that

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01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:45,040
Speaker 1: kind of money. Chris, am I wrong? I say, But

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01:53:45,240 --> 01:53:47,280
Speaker 1: never mind, I'm asking the wrong person. I know what

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01:53:47,320 --> 01:53:49,880
Speaker 1: you think about it, but in all cities, that's crazy, right,

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01:53:49,920 --> 01:53:52,720
Speaker 1: I'm twenty twenty five thousand dollars. It'd be great to

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01:53:52,760 --> 01:54:00,000
Speaker 1: have because saved your life, but gosh, that's so much money.

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01:54:00,160 --> 01:54:03,080
Speaker 1: Please don't talk to me about these technical things when

1719
01:54:03,080 --> 01:54:05,920
Speaker 1: we're on the air. Chris just said, get an inverterer

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01:54:06,040 --> 01:54:08,120
Speaker 1: and hook it up to your truck. I don't even

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01:54:08,200 --> 01:54:12,719
Speaker 1: know what an inverterer is. I don't rebuild trucks from scratch.

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01:54:12,920 --> 01:54:18,320
Speaker 1: Forget it. You know what, Chris, You're out? Forget it? Hi,

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01:54:18,439 --> 01:54:22,479
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse. Would you rather a lose power and be

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01:54:22,520 --> 01:54:25,160
Speaker 1: stuck at home freezing your peop off for two days?

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01:54:25,360 --> 01:54:29,240
Speaker 1: Or b use your generator to power your home and

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01:54:29,479 --> 01:54:33,280
Speaker 1: host annoying neighbors for two days. Oh, I'd rather be

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01:54:33,280 --> 01:54:36,280
Speaker 1: by myself. I'd rather be myself by myself. And you

1728
01:54:36,320 --> 01:54:41,600
Speaker 1: know what's hilarious about this Oftentimes, now, this is just

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01:54:41,640 --> 01:54:45,080
Speaker 1: what women do in general. The life will give me

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01:54:45,240 --> 01:54:51,920
Speaker 1: crap about my preparations, about my AMO supply, the weapons,

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01:54:52,760 --> 01:54:57,840
Speaker 1: about my go bag. I look, I have them. I

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01:54:57,960 --> 01:55:02,720
Speaker 1: have them, and with batteries, food, granola bars. I have

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01:55:02,880 --> 01:55:08,480
Speaker 1: gallons and gallons of water. I just I have nonperishables. Now, no,

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01:55:08,760 --> 01:55:11,040
Speaker 1: I don't have a bunker, even though I've always wanted to.

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01:55:11,040 --> 01:55:13,720
Speaker 1: Remember when we had the doomsday prepper bunker guy on

1736
01:55:13,840 --> 01:55:16,800
Speaker 1: gotsh that was sweet. I know I don't have a bunker,

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01:55:16,800 --> 01:55:22,360
Speaker 1: although I want one. But I have preparations. I believe

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01:55:22,400 --> 01:55:26,600
Speaker 1: everybody should. And let me tell you something, I haven't

1739
01:55:26,640 --> 01:55:31,080
Speaker 1: heard many of those jabbing, little snide comments from the

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01:55:31,120 --> 01:55:33,840
Speaker 1: old lady over the past couple of days, with everybody

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01:55:33,920 --> 01:55:38,080
Speaker 1: losing power going thirsty. It's weird how all those have

1742
01:55:38,280 --> 01:55:42,000
Speaker 1: kind of dried up. Granted, she didn't understand why I

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01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:45,160
Speaker 1: also needed a large AMMO purchase over the past couple

1744
01:55:45,160 --> 01:55:48,839
Speaker 1: of days. But you look, you never know, eventually somebody

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01:55:48,880 --> 01:55:51,840
Speaker 1: may want to come take what's mine. Therefore I have

1746
01:55:51,920 --> 01:55:54,200
Speaker 1: to be ready for that too. You can shoot your

1747
01:55:54,200 --> 01:55:57,040
Speaker 1: way out of an ice storm. All you needs more ammunition.

1748
01:55:59,040 --> 01:56:02,560
Speaker 1: But I hope what happened in Texas. I realized most

1749
01:56:02,600 --> 01:56:04,640
Speaker 1: of you are not in Texas. I hope what happened

1750
01:56:04,640 --> 01:56:07,720
Speaker 1: in Texas, what happens during the hurricanes is a lesson

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01:56:07,800 --> 01:56:10,440
Speaker 1: to all of you. I'm not going to be crazy

1752
01:56:10,480 --> 01:56:13,520
Speaker 1: doomsday prepper guy. I'm not going to point a finger

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01:56:13,600 --> 01:56:16,200
Speaker 1: at anybody. You should be better prepared. That doesn't do

1754
01:56:16,280 --> 01:56:19,400
Speaker 1: anybody any good. But we all need to learn lessons

1755
01:56:19,440 --> 01:56:25,880
Speaker 1: as life goes along, don't we. You need to have water. No,

1756
01:56:26,000 --> 01:56:28,800
Speaker 1: you don't have to go buy fancy bottled water. Water

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01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:35,120
Speaker 1: costs almost almost nothing. You need to have five, six, seven,

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01:56:35,320 --> 01:56:38,200
Speaker 1: ten gallons. They sell them just by the one gallon

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01:56:38,280 --> 01:56:40,680
Speaker 1: jug right in your grocery store. They don't cost much.

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01:56:41,120 --> 01:56:44,120
Speaker 1: Why don't you have five to ten gallons of water

1761
01:56:44,400 --> 01:56:46,680
Speaker 1: in your home? You need to have water in your home.

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01:56:47,640 --> 01:56:51,839
Speaker 1: You need to have non perishable canned food and dried

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01:56:51,920 --> 01:56:55,160
Speaker 1: out food in your home. And remember what the Doomsday

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01:56:55,200 --> 01:56:57,560
Speaker 1: prepper guy told us during that one show, It doesn't

1765
01:56:57,640 --> 01:57:00,800
Speaker 1: have to be a specific kind. Whatever you eat that

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01:57:00,960 --> 01:57:04,680
Speaker 1: isn't really perishable by it. I'll be honest with you. Yeah,

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01:57:04,720 --> 01:57:07,880
Speaker 1: we have beans and fruit and things like that. I

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01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:13,720
Speaker 1: have a bunch of cans of Beeferoni delicious healthy maybe not,

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01:57:13,840 --> 01:57:18,200
Speaker 1: but calorie packed, protein packed. I could. I could pull

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01:57:18,280 --> 01:57:20,080
Speaker 1: up in a canna be eroni and eat it cold.

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01:57:21,320 --> 01:57:24,680
Speaker 1: You need, and this gets more difficult. There's something else

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01:57:24,720 --> 01:57:28,280
Speaker 1: you need. It's time we have this dog hang on.

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Speaker 1: One in three adults has pre diabetes. One in three.

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01:57:45,680 --> 01:57:49,080
Speaker 1: That means it could be you, your football buddy, your

1775
01:57:49,280 --> 01:57:54,040
Speaker 1: fruitball buddy, or you your best man, You're worst man.

1776
01:57:54,840 --> 01:57:59,040
Speaker 1: You you're a dog walker, You're a cat jugger. While

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01:57:59,120 --> 01:58:02,480
Speaker 1: one in three adults has pre diabetes. With early diagnosis,

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01:58:02,480 --> 01:58:05,240
Speaker 1: pre diabetes can be reversed. Take the risk test at

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Speaker 1: do I have pre diabetes dot org? That's do I

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Speaker 1: have pre diabetes dot org? Wait did they just say

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01:58:12,320 --> 01:58:15,360
Speaker 1: one in three adults has pre diabetes. That's thirty three

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01:58:15,360 --> 01:58:17,800
Speaker 1: point three three three percent of adults. That means it

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01:58:17,800 --> 01:58:20,720
Speaker 1: could be me my boss or my boss's boss, or

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01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:24,080
Speaker 1: me my favorite sister or my other sister. That's seven

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01:58:24,120 --> 01:58:27,480
Speaker 1: members of my twenty one person romantic book club. Wait,

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01:58:27,520 --> 01:58:30,600
Speaker 1: the one in three could be me my karaoke partner Carol,

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01:58:30,840 --> 01:58:34,320
Speaker 1: or uh my karaoke enemy, Jeff. I'm going to take

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Speaker 1: the risk test that do I have pre diabetes? Dot

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Speaker 1: org brought to you by the AD Council and it's

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Speaker 1: pre Diabetes Awareness Partners. Remember if you missed the show

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01:59:03,160 --> 01:59:05,760
Speaker 1: any part of the show. We opened up talking about

1792
01:59:05,760 --> 01:59:11,880
Speaker 1: the saga of Hugh Glass Grizzly Bears Indians. Just what

1793
01:59:12,000 --> 01:59:15,480
Speaker 1: a life that guy had? The whole show's podcasted after

1794
01:59:15,520 --> 01:59:21,880
Speaker 1: the show. iHeart Google, Spotify, iTunes, do not forget, leave

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Speaker 1: a five star rating on iTunes. Leave a review discussing

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01:59:27,280 --> 01:59:33,680
Speaker 1: how handsome I am. One more thing about preparations. This

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01:59:33,720 --> 01:59:38,400
Speaker 1: one is difficult for me to say because it's expensive.

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01:59:39,320 --> 01:59:45,240
Speaker 1: And there's nothing worse, nothing worse than people who point

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01:59:45,320 --> 01:59:47,840
Speaker 1: their fingers at other people and look down at other

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01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:50,720
Speaker 1: people and tell them, well, why don't you just blank

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01:59:50,920 --> 01:59:53,840
Speaker 1: as if other people have all the money in the world.

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01:59:55,000 --> 01:59:57,840
Speaker 1: So what I'm about to tell you is expensive. I

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01:59:58,000 --> 02:00:00,600
Speaker 1: know it. You should only have to do it once

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02:00:00,760 --> 02:00:04,200
Speaker 1: in your life, but you should do it in your life.

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02:00:05,920 --> 02:00:11,160
Speaker 1: Buy a nice winter coat. When I say nice, I

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02:00:11,240 --> 02:00:14,040
Speaker 1: don't mean something that looks good. I don't mean some

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02:00:14,320 --> 02:00:19,200
Speaker 1: fancy thing. I mean a warm winter coat, and in

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02:00:19,320 --> 02:00:22,960
Speaker 1: general those are going to be down coats warm months.

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02:00:22,960 --> 02:00:25,840
Speaker 1: I'm sure they have off brand ones now that are

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Speaker 1: extremely warm and much more affordable. But winter coats are expensive.

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Speaker 1: You don't go pay fifty dollars for a winter coat.

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02:00:31,880 --> 02:00:34,960
Speaker 1: They just don't. They cost more money than that. But

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Speaker 1: it will save possible, it will possibly save your life

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02:00:39,720 --> 02:00:43,800
Speaker 1: one day. No, I don't think you have to do

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02:00:43,920 --> 02:00:46,600
Speaker 1: all the things everyone's yelling about you about do it.

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02:00:46,640 --> 02:00:48,640
Speaker 1: Don't go build a bunker. People don't have that kind

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Speaker 1: of time and money. You should own a winter coat.

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Speaker 1: And I will add, just as another thing, buy some

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02:00:55,680 --> 02:00:58,920
Speaker 1: long underwear. We called them long John's, but buy some

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02:00:59,040 --> 02:01:02,840
Speaker 1: long underwear. It's those costs virtually nothing. You can get

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02:01:02,880 --> 02:01:07,880
Speaker 1: those anywhere, and they make such a huge difference when

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02:01:07,920 --> 02:01:10,120
Speaker 1: it comes to keeping your body weight into They don't

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Speaker 1: think rice. They make I mean a world of difference.

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Speaker 1: Buy some long underwear. Buy yourself a thick, warm winter coat.

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02:01:21,080 --> 02:01:26,640
Speaker 1: Talk about a difference maker. And look again, I almost

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02:01:26,640 --> 02:01:29,240
Speaker 1: didn't even say it, because I know they're expensive, and

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02:01:29,400 --> 02:01:31,160
Speaker 1: times are hard and people aren't made of money, and

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02:01:31,160 --> 02:01:34,360
Speaker 1: we still have people out of work. But look, there's

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Speaker 1: a chance it's going to cost you two three hundred bucks.

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02:01:37,560 --> 02:01:41,600
Speaker 1: That's that's not cheap. It's not cheap. And now you

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02:01:41,920 --> 02:01:44,520
Speaker 1: know you and your spouse each need one. It's now

1832
02:01:44,560 --> 02:01:47,920
Speaker 1: we're talking about the vacation fund is pretty much gone. Here.

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02:01:47,920 --> 02:01:51,160
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it. If it's at all

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02:01:51,200 --> 02:01:56,080
Speaker 1: possible own a winter coat, it makes such a difference,

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02:01:56,520 --> 02:02:01,160
Speaker 1: such a difference. Back to your emails. Quit quit pricing

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02:02:01,200 --> 02:02:03,840
Speaker 1: the winter coats. Now, just go out and spend one.

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02:02:03,920 --> 02:02:06,640
Speaker 1: I understand they could be four hundred dollars. I get that.

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02:02:09,960 --> 02:02:13,000
Speaker 1: You see this is the problem. Jewish producer Christius told

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Speaker 1: me he's in Texas. He'll use it once in his life.

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02:02:15,640 --> 02:02:17,200
Speaker 1: Would you have liked to have it over the past

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02:02:17,240 --> 02:02:22,960
Speaker 1: couple of days, pal, exactly, Go buy the winter coade.

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02:02:23,520 --> 02:02:26,200
Speaker 1: Go buy the winter coade. You really think you're like twelve,

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02:02:26,480 --> 02:02:28,480
Speaker 1: You think that's the last time we're ever gonna get

1844
02:02:28,480 --> 02:02:31,880
Speaker 1: a hard freeze here? It maybe a decade, maybe two,

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02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:34,600
Speaker 1: but you're fully grown. I don't mean, I don't mean

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02:02:34,680 --> 02:02:37,760
Speaker 1: buy one every year. By one. What I'm telling you

1847
02:02:37,880 --> 02:02:41,080
Speaker 1: is by one, by a winter coade. Now this gets

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02:02:41,120 --> 02:02:43,960
Speaker 1: more expensive if you have kids, if you have growing boys. Hey,

1849
02:02:44,080 --> 02:02:46,480
Speaker 1: get what it's towards pensives. Go out. I'm talking for

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02:02:46,520 --> 02:02:50,280
Speaker 1: adults by one. Make sure it's super warm. Like I said,

1851
02:02:50,320 --> 02:02:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm not told you to be fancy, but you gotta

1852
02:02:52,800 --> 02:02:54,880
Speaker 1: have to spend a little money and get one that

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02:02:54,920 --> 02:03:01,200
Speaker 1: will keep you warm. Dear, whatever strokes you're you go today, Coach,

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Speaker 1: that's great. I went to the website and there's no

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02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:08,040
Speaker 1: merch I want. I want a T with the picture

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02:03:08,080 --> 02:03:11,800
Speaker 1: on the front that says what Chris and some bucker

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02:03:11,880 --> 02:03:15,360
Speaker 1: stickers would be cool? Love the show. You may use

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Speaker 1: my name. This is from Rheton, Minnesota. Listen rhet in Minnesota.

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Speaker 1: You went to the wrong website. It's on my TV website.

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Speaker 1: Go do the first TV dot com slash store. The

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Speaker 1: first TV dot com slash store. You will see merchandise

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Speaker 1: all over there. Anti communist merchandise. I have all kinds

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02:03:36,040 --> 02:03:39,400
Speaker 1: of anti communist merch there's even one where there are

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Speaker 1: T shirts and tank tops with my face on them.

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02:03:44,400 --> 02:03:50,560
Speaker 1: And look, obviously it'd be funny if you buy something

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Speaker 1: that's anti communist or one of the ones with my

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02:03:53,800 --> 02:03:58,320
Speaker 1: face on it, make sure you tag me on it

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Speaker 1: in social media and then email me a link to it.

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02:04:02,560 --> 02:04:06,879
Speaker 1: I will retweet out any tweet I get that tags

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02:04:07,000 --> 02:04:10,120
Speaker 1: me on you, man or woman. I don't care in

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02:04:10,240 --> 02:04:13,760
Speaker 1: a T shirt that's anti communist or a picture with

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Speaker 1: my face on it. So there you go. It's a freebeet.

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Speaker 1: Anyone I get, email the link tow to Chris. Email

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Speaker 1: the link of your tweet to Chris with that picture

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Speaker 1: of you in it, and I will send it out

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Speaker 1: to the masses. I will blatantly use you to sell

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Speaker 1: merchandise without even a slight amount of hesitation. That's how

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Speaker 1: bad of a person I am. Dear Supreme, some spectacular Jesse.

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Speaker 1: If you could do a weekly podcast with one member

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Speaker 1: of the House or Senate, who would it be and

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Speaker 1: what would it be about? What? Chris? What all right? What? What?

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Speaker 1: All right? AOC? Never mind? Never quit quit. The problem

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Speaker 1: with this question is these people are so boring who

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Speaker 1: they're interests you, and in their defense, politicians aren't really

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Speaker 1: there to be interesting because to be interesting you have

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Speaker 1: to have opinions. In having opinions, I mean, some people

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Speaker 1: won't like them. You know what. Let me think about that.

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Speaker 1: Use the thing about having a politician on your podcast,

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Speaker 1: it ought to be someone from a safe district, and

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Speaker 1: I think it would be more entertaining if it was

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Speaker 1: somebody you disagreed with and someone who's an idiot. I'm

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Speaker 1: going with aoc No, it's not because of what you

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Speaker 1: think Chris stopped. I'm going with AOC because she's stupid.

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Speaker 1: She does have charisma, though, and she's wrong about every

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Speaker 1: single issue. Do you have any idea how much fun

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Speaker 1: it would be to, you know, dead pan interview AOC

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Speaker 1: with her idiotic ideas and ask even a slight probing

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Speaker 1: question and watch those eyes get really big as she's

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Speaker 1: completely lost. All right, I'm a bad person. So what

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Speaker 1: I'm a bad person. That's who I am. They'd be AOC.

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Speaker 1: Y'all be safe this weekend, Stay warm out there. Life

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Speaker 1: ain't bad. Keep your chin up. That's all the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Don't get mad in my house smells too. I'm not

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Speaker 1: maybe their animals smells. Maybe you're a smoker or someone

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Speaker 1: else was just living creates smells. I didn't realize that

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