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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning, so that's twenties. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Sad calling from catering. I was looking for CHRISP.

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Speaker 1: Did you say Sad, Yes, the name is that. I

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Speaker 1: don't think we've spoke yet though. I think you've been

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Speaker 1: dealing with glory. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and my fiance has

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Speaker 1: been sort of talking a lot as well, so m

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Speaker 1: all right, nice, well, nice, Well. It is a pleasure

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Speaker 1: to make your acquaintance as well, and we are very

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Speaker 1: excited to be catering your anniversary party. Um no, it

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Speaker 1: is an engagement party. Engagement party. Oh, dear me, I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. The food doesn't change, the food will be

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Speaker 1: the same. Sorry about that, I meant engagement party. We

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Speaker 1: are honored to be catering your engagement party. Congratulations to

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Speaker 1: you and your fiance. Yep, thank you, thank you absolutely

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Speaker 1: are you calling me? Well? I know you've agreed to

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Speaker 1: a menu, you've paid your deposit, and the party is

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Speaker 1: just in a few days. But being the head server

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Speaker 1: for a catering company, I thought i'd call you with

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Speaker 1: some exciting little tweaks that I made to your menu.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready for a thrill ride of delight? No?

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Speaker 1: I'm not interested. We already agreed to a menu we

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Speaker 1: wanted like steak, fish and veggie, and that's where we got.

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Speaker 1: That's weird. Well, here you go for your first option

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Speaker 1: for the first carse painted hills, beef tartar a voodveanoli, ramp, kimchee, cucumber, herbs,

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Speaker 1: and krostini. What is krostini? You're in for a treat

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Speaker 1: if you'd had Christine before. Lovely farm from an old

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Speaker 1: lady down the street. I'm sorry, what what you say,

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Speaker 1: from an old lady down the street? Well, that's that's

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Speaker 1: the name of the local farm that we get it for,

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Speaker 1: Old lady down the street. Farms man. Can you just

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Speaker 1: tell me what I agreed to? What is steak fish?

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Speaker 1: A vegetarian? Right? Very basic? You've turned my menu into

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Speaker 1: some history menu. Or they serve all your soup out

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Speaker 1: of mason jars and put little garnishes and ladles stuff.

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Speaker 1: Well you haven't heard about the char Let me explain

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Speaker 1: that one to you. I don't want to hear. A

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Speaker 1: Pacific arctic jar, coriander, lime broth, baby back joy, cherry, tomato,

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Speaker 1: pickled cucumber, salage, pickle back joy. Sorry, hate cherry tomatoes. Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: we can take the cherry tomatoes off of that. Would

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Speaker 1: you like more back Joy in its place? I can

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Speaker 1: get spiced, really massaged back joy. Dude, I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what you're saying. Man, bedtime story back Joy, what

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Speaker 1: does that mean? It means that we have many options

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Speaker 1: for back Joy here catering. Some of it has pickled,

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Speaker 1: someone has massaged, and some of it. I read a

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Speaker 1: bedtime story too, every single night. Bedtime story back Joy.

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Speaker 1: It's very medium. You're like from some you know, the

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Speaker 1: show Portlandia. You're like from a sketch. I don't want

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Speaker 1: a dude from a sketch serving my friends whatever they

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Speaker 1: have massage, bedtime babies, whatever for my engagement party, bro steak, fish, veggies. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm about to lose my I know where you guys are.

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Speaker 1: Come down there and I'm gonna lose my. But you

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Speaker 1: haven't heard about the polenta? Your polenta? How do I

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Speaker 1: get my money? You'll be Please know that's exactly what

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Speaker 1: we do to our polenta before while getting it prepped.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What you just said is

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Speaker 1: exactly what we do to our polenta before we pop

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Speaker 1: it in the oven. Okay, dude, I'm gonna talk to

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Speaker 1: you in the oven. This is I have so many

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Speaker 1: other things to deal with right now besides your stup. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: then I'll let you know that this is a phone prank.

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Speaker 1: What what? What did you say? This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from the Jewels start doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your fiance set you up. She said that she

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Speaker 1: bought you in charge of catering for your engagement party,

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Speaker 1: and you ordered some very basic stuff. And you also

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Speaker 1: hate those history restaurants with like a million things on

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Speaker 1: the menu. Yeah, yeah, you know. Wow, you got me.

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Speaker 1: Well that was okay. You'll be pleased to know that

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Speaker 1: your phone prank today was locally sourced from a little

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Speaker 1: phone company right down the street next door, Timobile. That

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Speaker 1: was so frustrating, My god, wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jubil phone pranks.