1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that teamed up with the Kardashian 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 1: family to launch a new men's basketball league called Shirts 3 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:17,080 Speaker 1: or Skims, So you have that option skim it up 4 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,079 Speaker 1: or just wear a regular T shirt. 5 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 2: Everyone looks naked no matter what. 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 1: Only pretty requist it is you have to updated one 7 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 1: of them to be eligible to play, so they already have. 8 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 2: Eight full teams prepared. 9 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,559 Speaker 1: With Laser stories the segment where we read weird news 10 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 11 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 1: we've got a laser. Those are the slam dumps. Just 12 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 1: don't This first laser story is out of Tennessee. A 13 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,480 Speaker 1: thirty one year old man named Jonathan Beard allegedly robbed 14 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 1: a waffle house at knife point. Oh Allegedly, he assaulted 15 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: two employees and ran off with three hundred and eighty 16 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: eight dollars in cash. 17 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,040 Speaker 2: That's a lot of waffle money. 18 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: The police were contacted, but they couldn't find him at first, 19 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: and that's when they got a call from a local 20 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: red roof in A worker said a guy seemed to 21 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 1: be hiding in the building, actually inside of the red. 22 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 2: Roof the sign or the actual roof of the building. 23 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,039 Speaker 2: He thought it was instructions. He read red roof in 24 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 2: he thought, go in the red room. 25 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:25,960 Speaker 1: It's actually the roof of the building. Yeah, Apparently Jonathan 26 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,759 Speaker 1: had accessed a utility door and was hiding in the 27 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: attic of the hotel. 28 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 2: Oh, a pretty good triumph. 29 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: Not good enough, though, because police found them and Jonathan 30 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: yelled leave me alone and started throwing cash at them. Oh, 31 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: or maybe he thought they were the strippers he hired 32 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 1: for later that night. 33 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 2: You're too early. 34 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: It's probably the three hundred eighty eight dollars that he 35 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: had just stolen. And then as the cops got closer, 36 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 1: karma happened. Apparently the attic of the red roof wasn't 37 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: built to have peace people walking around up there, and 38 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 1: Jonathan fell through the ceiling of three separate hotel rooms. 39 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 2: Like he just kept falling down. That's right. Police witnessed 40 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:13,959 Speaker 2: him the floor. 41 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 1: He fell through three straight floors, and then police charged 42 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 1: him with aggravated robbery, burglary. 43 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 2: And four counts of vandalism. Were four counts, So it's 44 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 2: the three holes. 45 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 1: Yes, it is. They also recovered three hundred and eighty 46 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: one of the stolen. 47 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 2: Three hundred and eighty eight dollars the. 48 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 1: Other seven bucks is still missing. This next Lazer story 49 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: is out of Missouri. Inflation is getting out of control, 50 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 1: and we know that firsthand because there's a video making 51 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: the rounds of someone taking a snapped off chunk of 52 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 1: the carrot to the self checkout. They weigh it and 53 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,800 Speaker 1: it comes out to exactly eight cents. 54 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 2: Hey, I don't get it that. You take the wait off, 55 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 2: so they charge you. 56 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: Apparently the person didn't want to pay for the fat 57 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: part and for the stem. They just snapped off the 58 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: little skinny end, which some people think is the best part. 59 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 2: Why am I confused on this story? 60 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: He wants to pay for that, so he's paying for 61 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 1: the skinny part, that's. 62 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:22,919 Speaker 2: What's stealing that. Then he's stealing the fat part. He's 63 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 2: not stealing anything. 64 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 1: He's just paying for the cheap thing and leaving the 65 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: rest of the store. 66 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:29,959 Speaker 2: Okay, okay. 67 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,520 Speaker 1: The caption ask though, is this a hack or highly 68 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,679 Speaker 1: unethical behavior? 69 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 2: Dude, you don't buy broken off carrots. You just don't. 70 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 2: You don't do that. There's thousands of comments coming in. 71 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: Some people are saying it's totally wasteful because, like you said, 72 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: no one's gonna buy the rest of the stuff. Others 73 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: say it's wasteful to buy more than you would need 74 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 1: if you're not going to use it. 75 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 2: So he's in the ruck up in a landfill somewhere, 76 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 2: and even a. 77 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: Few joke that you should bring a peeler and just 78 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 1: so you could say one more penny. Okay at that point, 79 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: just buy yourself a bag of miny carrots, okay. Now 80 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: there are reports of more people doing this across the country, 81 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: going into grocery stores and just taking the best part 82 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 1: of the vegetable or the fruit so that they can 83 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: pay less. I have been suspicious ever since we talked 84 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 1: about that strawberry scam where people are taking out the 85 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 1: bad strawberries and putting new strawberries in. And now I'm 86 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,919 Speaker 1: always digging to the bottom and being like, I know, 87 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 1: no one touched this one. 88 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 2: I'm getting my past. 89 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 1: It's that old lady at the grocery store, just hoarding 90 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,280 Speaker 1: over all the produce, like let me. 91 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 2: Wave the cherry after I kick the pinout. This next 92 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 2: laser story is out of high school headquarters. 93 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 1: We've reported on a lot of senior pranks, but nothing. 94 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,160 Speaker 2: Is as mean and cruel as the one that I'm 95 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 2: about to tell. 96 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 1: You. 97 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:47,599 Speaker 2: Oh no. 98 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 1: A group of high schoolers pulled one off in Pasadena, Maryland, 99 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: and even convinced their entire town that a Trader Joe's 100 00:04:55,600 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 1: was being put in. That is so, they hung a 101 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: huge and very official looking banner in the front of 102 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,919 Speaker 1: a closed grocery store property and it read coming soon 103 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 1: and featured the Trader Joe's logo, Oh. 104 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,160 Speaker 2: No, I would be so excited. 105 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:19,160 Speaker 1: All the residents of Pasadena were totally freaking out of it, 106 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 1: they can lay. Facebook posts were made, gossip was spread, 107 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: and the excitement grew. That wasn't until one savvy mom 108 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,719 Speaker 1: finally decided to scan the QR code on the sign, 109 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:32,600 Speaker 1: and that's when she knew the whole thing was a joke, 110 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,719 Speaker 1: because instead of leading to the Trader Joe's website, it 111 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 1: went straight to Rick Astley's nineteen eighty seven never Gonna. 112 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 2: Give You Off You Oh brutal. So how did the 113 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 2: citizens take the prank? 114 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 1: There? Seems like everyone actually had a pretty good laugh 115 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 1: about it. 116 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,040 Speaker 2: It's a really good friend. 117 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 1: Many said well done, called it creative and impressive, But 118 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,840 Speaker 1: there was one sad mom who wrote kids can be 119 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: so clean. I want to press charging He's finally gonna 120 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: buy cheap bananas not cheap anymore. 121 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 2: Well, well, if you only take the best part of 122 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 2: the Nana snap. 123 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 1: This next leisure story is out of Food News. It's 124 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 1: taken ten years, but the pizza delivery giant Dominoes has 125 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 1: finally struck a deal to offer their pizza via. 126 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 2: Uber Eats ohime. 127 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 1: And to celerate the milestone, Dominoes hired Lil Wayne to 128 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,599 Speaker 1: help them give out ten million dollars. 129 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 2: In free pizza. They're gonna go under like Red Luckier did. 130 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,799 Speaker 2: Did they learn nothing? You can't give away ten million 131 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,120 Speaker 2: dollars in free pizza. 132 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: Glil Wayne's two thousand and eight track A Milli has 133 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:55,760 Speaker 1: been remixed to ten Milli for the occasion. This is 134 00:06:55,760 --> 00:07:01,880 Speaker 1: not the remix, this is the so Lil Wayne said, 135 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 1: I've always loved Dominoes. 136 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 2: It's been with me through many late nights on the road. Yeah. 137 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 1: His go to order is Ultimate Pepperoni or Memphis Barbecue. 138 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,920 Speaker 2: Chicken I Pulus. 139 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,320 Speaker 1: He said, you have to get the bread bites with 140 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,520 Speaker 1: ranch and garlic sauce. 141 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 2: Good choice, honestly, do so, how. 142 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 1: Do you get in on the ten million dollars worth 143 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: of free pizza right now? Anyone ordering Dominoes on Uber 144 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,760 Speaker 1: Eats who meets the store's delivery minimum will also receive 145 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,240 Speaker 1: a free medium two topping pizza. 146 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 2: That's a great deal. 147 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 1: Why'd you buy us those dumb sandwiches today, bro we 148 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: needed a pizza. 149 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 2: Why didn't you tell me the story before? 150 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:43,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, we actually should do a promotion like that on 151 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:48,880 Speaker 1: this show. First person who can correctly identify the total 152 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 1: number of humps this turtle does during Laser Stories wins 153 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 1: a one on one date with our own jose Belana. 154 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 2: I hope you get it right, but this is like 155 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 2: the Tots Joosie Pop, Like, how many licks does it say? 156 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 2: Text it in? 157 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: That means Laser Stories has come to an end for 158 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:08,360 Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday. 159 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.